Monsters University - Subtitles (en)

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(SHRIEKS)
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LITTLE MONSTERS:
♪ The neck bone's connected
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♪ To the head bone
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♪ The head bone's connected to the horn bone
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♪ The horn bone's right above the wing bones ♪
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(LITTLE MONSTERS GIGGLING)
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-(GROWLS)
-Ah!
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-I scared you!
-No, you didn't.
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Okay! Remember our field trip rules,
everyone.
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Uh, no pushing, no biting,
and no fire breathing!
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-(ROARS)
-What did I just say?
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Eighteen, nineteen...
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Okay, we're missing one.
Who are we missing?
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Oh. Mike Wazowski.
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Thanks, Joe.
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Good luck finishing
your crossword puzzle.
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-Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
-That's okay.
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When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
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I wish I had pockets.
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Okay, everyone, partner up.
Get your field trip buddy.
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Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
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Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.
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Russell.
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Mike? Wazowski?
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We car-pool?
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-We're cousins.
-BOTH: Hey!
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Okay. Good catching up.
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Well, Michael, it looks like
it's you and me again.
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(AGREES NERVOUSLY)
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(LITTLE MONSTERS
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
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(LAUGHING)
Please don't call me Karen.
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TOUR GUIDE:
Now, stay close together.
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We're entering a very dangerous area.
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Welcome to the Scare Floor.
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LITTLE MONSTERS: Wow!
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(MALE MONSTER
CHATTERING ON PA)
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(WORKERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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TOUR GUIDE: This is where
we collect the Scream Energy
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-to power our whole world.
-(ALL GASP)
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And can anyone tell me
whose job it is to go get that scream?
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-ALL: Scarers!
-That's right!
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Now, which one of you can
give me the scariest roar?
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ALL: Me, me, me!
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Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
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-two o'clock!
-(ROARS)
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No, it's like this. (ROARS)
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-Hey, guys, watch this one.
-(ROARS)
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Hey, I got a really good...
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(BOTH ROARING)
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(ROARS LOUDLY)
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ALL: (GASPING) Wow!
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Whoa.
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Well, hey there, kids.
Are you on a tour with your school?
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-Yeah!
-MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
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We're here to learn about Scream
Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.
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Well, hey, you're in luck,
because I just happen to be a Scarer.
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I learned everything
I know from my school,
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Monsters University.
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Whoa.
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It's the best Scaring School there is.
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You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
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Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?
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(WHISPERS) MU is.
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(BELL RINGING)
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MALE SCARER SUPERVISOR:
Let's go, everybody!
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FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
West coast coming online.
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Scarers coming out.
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TOUR GUIDE: Oops. Stop right there.
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Don't cross over that safety line.
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Human children are extremely toxic.
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-Look at that!
-(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)
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Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
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LITTLE MONSTER 1:
Look at that! It's amazing!
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LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
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ALL: Wow!
MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
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How about we do
tallest in the back? (GASPS)
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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LITTLE MONSTER 3:
Look, he's going to
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-do a real scare!
-(PANTING)
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-(ROARS)
-(MIKE SIGHS)
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-Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
-Yeah. Me, too.
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Come on, guys. I want to see.
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Out of the way, Wazowski.
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You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
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(RATTLING)
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Brian! Do not step over the line.
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Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
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(GASPS) Michael!
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.
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FATHER: Well,
I thought I heard something.
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(SCRATCHING)
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(BOY GASPS)
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(BOY SCREAMS)
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(ALL GASP)
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What?
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-(ALL CHATTERING)
-Are you okay?
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FEMALE MONSTER:
You could have gotten hurt!
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I don't understand
how this could happen!
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That was real dangerous, kid.
I didn't even know you were in there.
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Wow. I didn't even know
you were in there.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Not bad, kid.
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Michael, what do you have
to say for yourself?
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How do I become a Scarer?
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(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
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Monsters University!
Anybody getting off?
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(SIGHS)
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Well, everyone,
I don't mean to get emotional,
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but everything in my life
has led to this moment.
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Let it not be
just the beginning of my dream
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but the beginning of all of our dreams.
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Gladys, promise me
you'll keep auditioning.
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Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
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Phil, keep using the ointment
till that thing goes away.
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I wish you all the best.
Thank you all so much!
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(MIKE PANTING)
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I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
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(EXHALES)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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-Hello. How are you doing?
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
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Ah!
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Whoo-hoo!
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(CHUCKLES)
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COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
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Come on, put all you have into it!
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Stroke! Stroke!
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Okay! First thing on my list,
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get registered.
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Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
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and I'm here to say
that registration is thataway!
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-Okay, Jay.
-Have a great first day.
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Hey, I'm Kay!
Here's your orientation packet.
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Thanks, Kay.
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You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.
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-Say hooray!
-Hooray!
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I can't believe it.
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I'm officially a college student!
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Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
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and I'll be giving you your
orientation tour on this perfect day!
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(TOUR PARTICIPANTS CHATTERING)
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FAY: Here are the labs
where students learn
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to design and build the doors
to the human world.
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(DOOR BUZZING)
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Looks like the professor is
about to test a door!
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The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
three meals a day.
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I personally believe we have
some of the best chefs in the world.
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-Oh! Yeah!
-Yeah! (LAUGHS)
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The campus offers
a wide variety of majors,
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but the crown jewel of MU
is the Scaring School.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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Welcome to the debate team.
We're happy to have you.
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I disagree for the following reasons.
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True happiness
is a theoretical construct...
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Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
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at the astronomy club!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Come join the improv club.
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You'll wish you were a...
Never... Always...
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Ah, dang it!
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MU's Greek Council. We sponsor
the annual Scare Games.
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(STAMMERS) The Scare what now?
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The Scare Games!
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A super-intense Scaring competition!
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They're crazy dangerous,
so anything could happen.
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A bunch of guys went
to the hospital last year!
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-You could totally die.
-And it's worth it.
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You get a chance to prove
that you are the best!
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MIKE: Cool.
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MALE DORM PROCTOR:
Wazowski, Room 319.
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You know, your roommate
is a Scaring major, too.
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(GASPS)
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"Hello, I'm your roommate."
Oh, that's too bland.
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Don't force it. Just let it happen.
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Your lifelong best friend
is right behind this door.
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(EXHALES SLOWLY)
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(GASPS)
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Hey there. I'm your roomie.
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Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
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Oh! (STAMMERS)
Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
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I can tell we're going to be
best chums, Mike.
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Take whichever bed you want.
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I wanted you to have first dibs.
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Ahh!
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(GASPS) You just disappeared.
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Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class,
I'll be a joke.
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No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
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-Really?
-Yeah, but lose the glasses.
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-They give it away.
-Huh.
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(PRACTICES GROWLING)
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(RATTLES)
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MIKE: Okay!
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Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
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Now I just need to ace my classes,
graduate with honors,
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and become the greatest Scarer ever.
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Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
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Aren't you even a little nervous?
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Actually, no.
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I've been waiting for this my whole life.
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I just can't wait to get started.
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(BELL TOLLING)
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Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(PANTING RAPIDLY)
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Wow.
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
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(SCOFFS)
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You got to be kidding me.
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I'm so nervous!
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Relax. It will be fine.
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-Good morning, students.
-(STUDENTS SHUSHING)
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Welcome to Scaring 101.
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I am Professor Knight.
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Now I'm sure all of you
were the scariest monster in your town.
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Well, bad news, kids.
You're in my town now,
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and I do not scare easily. (GASPS)
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
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Dean Hardscrabble.
This is a pleasant surprise.
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She's a legend.
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She broke the all-time Scare Record
with the scream in that very can!
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I don't mean to interrupt.
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I just thought I'd drop by
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to see the terrifying faces
joining my program.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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Well, I'm sure my students
would love to hear
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a few words of inspiration.
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Inspiration? Very well.
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Scariness is the true measure
of a monster.
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If you're not scary
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what kind of a monster are you?
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It's my job to make
great students greater,
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not make mediocre students
less mediocre.
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That is why at the end of the semester
there will be a final exam.
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Fail that exam and you are
out of the Scaring program.
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-(GASPS)
-(ALL MURMURING)
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So, I should hope
you're all properly inspired.
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(STUDENTS GASP)
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(MURMURING CONTINUES)
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KNIGHT: All right. All right.
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Who can tell me the properties
of an effective roar?
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Yes?
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There are actually five.
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Those include the roar's resonance,
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the duration of the roar, and the...
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-(ROARING)
-(ALL GASP)
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Whoops. Sorry.
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I heard someone say "roar,"
so I just kind of went for it.
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Oh, excuse me, sorry.
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I didn't mean to scare you there.
Hey, how you doing?
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Very impressive, Mister...
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Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
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Sullivan.
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Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
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Yeah. He's my dad.
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-(ALL MURMURING)
-He's a Sullivan!
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I should have known.
I expect big things from you.
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Well, you won't be disappointed.
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Uh... I'm sorry. (STAMMERS)
Should I keep going?
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No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Huh.
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Everyone take out
your Scaring textbooks
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and open them to chapter one.
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Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
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I forgot all my stuff.
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Ah! All right. Yes.
There we go. That will get it.
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Mmm... Yeah.
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RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
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and sorority party. We have to go!
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If we flunk that Scaring final,
we are done.
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I'm not taking any chances.
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RANDY: You've got
the whole semester to study,
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but this might be our only chance
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to get in good with the cool kids.
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That's why I made these cupcakes.
Oops.
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(CHUCKLES) That could
have been embarrassing.
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When I'm a Scarer,
life will be a nonstop party.
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Stay out of trouble, wild man.
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(CHUCKLES) Wild man.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
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What the...
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(SQUEALS)
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-(SCREAMS)
-Archie!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Boo!
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-Hey! What are you...
-(SHUSHING)
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Wait... You're shushing me?
Hey! Hey! You can't...
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(MUFFLED MUTTERING)
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MONSTER 1: Where did he go?
MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
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-That guy's in big trouble.
-Yeah, he is.
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MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Fear Tech dummies.
-(MUFFLED PROTESTS)
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-(GASPING)
-Oh, oh!
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-Sorry about that, buddy.
-Why are you in my room?
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Your room? This is my...
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This is not my room.
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Archie! Come here, boy.
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-(MIMICS PIG)
-Archie?
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Archie the Scare Pig.
He's Fear Tech's mascot.
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-Why is it here?
-(SNIGGERING)
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I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
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The what?
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Roar Omega Roar.
The top fraternity on campus.
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They only accept the highly elite.
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Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
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-Ready? One, two, three.
-What? No, no... Oh! What...
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That's it. Don't let go.
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-Careful. He's a biter.
-(MIKE WHIMPERING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Whoa! Whoa, hey... (YELPS) Whoa!
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-(GROANS)
-(SQUEALING)
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I got him!
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Uh-oh! Whoa!
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(CHUCKLES)
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That was awesome!
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What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
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Mike Wazowski.
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Listen, it was quite delightful
meeting you
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and whatever that is,
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but if you don't mind,
I have to study my Scaring.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
You don't need to study Scaring.
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You just do it.
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Really? I think there's
a little more to it than that.
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But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
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(GASPS) Let go of that!
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-My hat!
-My pig!
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(CHUCKLING)
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Ooh!
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Hey! Come here!
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-Hey!
-(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)
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Catch it!
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Come back here!
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-Ooh! Yeah!
-(SCREAMS)
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Ride it to frat row!
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(YELPING)
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♪ Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ♪
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Hey!
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Whoa... Ow!
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(CROWD CHATTERING)
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(MONSTER WHOOPING)
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(YELPING)
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Wow!
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(WHOOPING)
-Whoa!
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Go, go, go!
-(SCREAMS)
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Hey...
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-Come on! Hey!
-Ooh!
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Cupcake?
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-(SCREAMS)
-(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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Whoa...
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(GRUNTS)
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(SULLEY LAUGHING)
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Ooh! (GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(BELLS RINGING)
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(SQUEALS)
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Got it! (CHUCKLES)
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(WHOOPING)
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-Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
-(ALL CHEERING)
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(LAUGHS)
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ALL: (CHANTING) M-U! M-U! M-U!
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JTC PRESIDENT:
Did you see him catch that pig?
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You are Jaws Theta Chi material,
freshman.
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Oh, thanks. I don't know...
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No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
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-Back off. We saw him first.
-No way. We did!
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JOHNNY: I'll take it from here,
gentlemen.
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Johnny Worthington,
president of Roar Omega Roar.
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What's your name, big blue?
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Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
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This guy's a Sullivan?
Like the famous Sullivan?
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I can't believe it! That is crazy!
(LAUGHING)
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-Chet, calm down.
-I'm sorry.
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Sulley, any freshman with the guts
to pull off a stunt like that
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has got "Future Scarer"
written all over him.
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Hey, did you see me ride the pig?
That took guts.
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Slow down, squirt.
This party is for Scare students only.
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Oh, sorry, killer,
but you might want to hang out
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with someone a little more your speed.
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Uh... They look fun!
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Oh, hey there.
Want to join Oozma Kappa?
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We have cake.
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Go crazy.
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-Is that a joke?
-(JOHNNY GROANS)
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Sulley, talk to your friend.
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Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
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You heard him.
This is a party for Scare students.
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I am a Scare student.
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I mean for Scare students who actually,
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you know, have a chance.
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-Aw, snap!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
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My chances are just as good as yours.
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You're not even
in the same league with me.
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Just wait, hotshot.
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I'm going to scare circles
around you this year.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh, okay.
I'd like to see that.
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Oh, don't worry. You will.
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KNIGHT: Ready position.
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-Common crouch.
-(ALL GROWL)
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I want to see matted fur
and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
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-(ALL SNARL)
-Show me some slobber.
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Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
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(ROARS SOFTLY)
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Now here is a monster
who looks like a Scarer.
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You want a hope of passing
this class, you better eat,
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-breathe, and sleep Scaring.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
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(RATTLING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLS)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Yeah!
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MIKE: Give me another one.
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-Fear of spiders.
-Arachnophobia.
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-Fear of thunder.
-Keraunophobia.
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-Fear of chopsticks!
-Consecotaleophobia.
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What is this, kindergarten?
Give me a hard one.
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-(DRUM ROLL)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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CHEERLEADERS: Go Monsters U!
You know what to do!
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(PANTING)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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The answer is C, fangs.
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Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
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-A bowl of spiders!
-Correct!
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-A clown running in the dark!
-Right again.
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Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
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-KNIGHT: Outstanding!
-(SIGHS)
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-Ah! Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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(YELPING)
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(ROARING)
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Ah!
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(WHIMPERS)
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(CONTINUES ROARING)
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-Ogre slump.
-(ROARS SOFTLY)
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-Zombie snarl.
-(SNARLS)
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-Dominant silverback gorilla.
-(GROWLS)
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That is some remarkable
improvement, Michael.
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(ROARS SOFTLY)
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One frightening face does not
a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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(MUTTERING)
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A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.
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-You got it!
-That's what I'm saying.
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I am going to wipe the floor
with that little know-it-all.
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Yes, you are, big blue.
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Hey, wait. What are you guys...
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It's just a precaution.
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RORs are the best Scarers
on campus, Sullivan.
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Can't have a member getting
shown up by a beach ball.
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Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.
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I'm going to destroy that guy.
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Well, then you'll get this back
right away.
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It's time to start delivering
on that Sullivan name.
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Today's final will judge your ability
to assess a child's fear
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and perform the appropriate Scare
in the Scare Simulator.
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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(THUD)
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
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The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
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from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
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so give it everything you've got.
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Dean Hardscrabble is with us
this morning
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to see who will be moving on
in the Scaring program
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and who will not.
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Let's get started.
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I am a five-year-old girl
afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
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Which Scare do you use?
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Uh...
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That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
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Demonstrate.
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-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
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(BELL DINGS)
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Results will be posted
outside my office. Next.
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Focus. (EXHALES)
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Johnson, Crackle and Howl.
Yes! (CHUCKLES)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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-(MONSTER ROARS)
-(DUMMY KID SCREAMS)
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Hey. Do you mind?
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Don't mind at all.
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(ROARS SOFTLY)
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Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
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Stay out of my way.
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Unlike you, I had to work hard
to get into the Scare program.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
That's because you don't belong here.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(ROARS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That's what I thought.
_________________________________
(ROARING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(WHISPERING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa...
_________________________________
-(CLANKS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS ESCAPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) It was an accident.
_________________________________
What? This?
_________________________________
My one souvenir
from a lifetime of Scaring?
_________________________________
Accidents happen, don't they.
_________________________________
The important thing is no one got hurt.
_________________________________
You're taking this remarkably well.
_________________________________
Now, let's continue the exams.
_________________________________
Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
_________________________________
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
_________________________________
Which Scare do you use?
_________________________________
Shouldn't I go up on the...
_________________________________
Which Scare do you use?
_________________________________
That is a Shadow Approach
with a Crackle Holler.
_________________________________
Demonstrate.
_________________________________
(INHALES)
_________________________________
-Stop. Thank you.
-But I didn't get to...
_________________________________
I've seen enough.
_________________________________
I'm a seven-year-old boy...
_________________________________
(ROARS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
I wasn't finished.
_________________________________
I don't need to know
any of that stuff to scare.
_________________________________
That "stuff" would've informed you
_________________________________
that this particular child
is afraid of snakes.
_________________________________
So a roar wouldn't make him scream,
it would make him cry,
_________________________________
alerting his parents,
exposing the monster world,
_________________________________
destroying life as we know it,
_________________________________
and of course we can't have that.
_________________________________
So I'm afraid I cannot
recommend that you continue
_________________________________
in the Scaring program. Good day.
_________________________________
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
Well then, I'm sure your family
_________________________________
will be very disappointed.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
_________________________________
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MURMURING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
And, Mr. Wazowski,
what you lack is something
_________________________________
that cannot be taught.
_________________________________
You're not scary.
_________________________________
You will not be continuing
in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
Please. Let me try the simulator.
I'll surprise you.
_________________________________
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR:
Welcome back.
_________________________________
I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
_________________________________
Some say that a career
as a scream-can designer is boring,
_________________________________
unchallenging, a waste
of a monster's potential.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Open your textbooks to chapter three.
_________________________________
We will now plunge into the rich history
_________________________________
-of scream-can design.
-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Out of my way!
_________________________________
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Welcome to this year's
Greek Scare Games kickoff.
_________________________________
-The Scare Games! Yeah!
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(FEEDBACK)
-Okay, relax.
_________________________________
We have a special guest,
the founder of the games,
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
_________________________________
As a student, I created these games
_________________________________
as a friendly competition,
_________________________________
but be prepared.
_________________________________
To take home the trophy,
_________________________________
you must be the most fearsome
monsters on campus.
_________________________________
(RORS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
So good luck,
and may the best monsters win.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-All right, everybody.
_________________________________
We're closing down sign-ups,
so we'll see you all...
_________________________________
MIKE: Wait!
_________________________________
I'm signing up!
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Uh... You have to be
in a fraternity to compete.
_________________________________
Behold the next winning fraternity
of the Scare Games,
_________________________________
the brothers, my brothers,
of Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
_________________________________
You just said the winners are the most
fearsome monsters on campus.
_________________________________
If I win, it means
you kicked out the best Scarer
_________________________________
in the whole school.
_________________________________
That won't happen.
_________________________________
How about a little wager?
_________________________________
If I win, you let me back
in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
And what would that prove?
_________________________________
That you were wrong.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Very well.
_________________________________
If you win, I will let your entire team
_________________________________
into the Scare program.
_________________________________
But if you lose,
_________________________________
you will leave Monsters University.
_________________________________
(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________
Deal.
_________________________________
Now all you need to do is find
enough members to compete.
_________________________________
We need six guys, right?
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
_________________________________
We count bodies, not heads.
That dude counts as one.
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Anybody else want to join our team?
Anyone at all?
_________________________________
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
_________________________________
-Can I squeeze by you?
-Randy!
_________________________________
Randy, thank goodness.
I need you on my team.
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
_________________________________
Boggs.
_________________________________
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
_________________________________
Don't blow this for me.
_________________________________
Do the thing.
_________________________________
-Oh! Where did he go?
-(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________
Please, anybody.
_________________________________
I need one more monster.
Just one more!
_________________________________
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
_________________________________
We have to move on.
Your team doesn't qualify.
_________________________________
Yes, it does!
_________________________________
The star player has just arrived.
_________________________________
No way! Someone else!
Please! Anyone else.
_________________________________
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
Is he on your team or not?
_________________________________
FEMALE MONSTER:
Come on! Let's go!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
_________________________________
Good luck.
_________________________________
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
_________________________________
This is a fraternity house?
_________________________________
Hey there, teammateys!
Come on aboard!
_________________________________
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
_________________________________
it is my honor to welcome you
to your new home.
_________________________________
We call this room "Party Central."
_________________________________
Technically, we haven't
actually had a party here yet.
_________________________________
But when we do, we'll be ready!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
The hot cocoa train
is coming through! Whoa!
_________________________________
-Next stop... You!
-(CUPS RATTLING)
_________________________________
I would like to start us off first by...
_________________________________
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) We were!
None of us lasted very long.
_________________________________
I guess we just weren't what
old Hardscrabble was looking for.
_________________________________
Don Carlton, mature student.
_________________________________
Thirty years in the textile industry
_________________________________
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
_________________________________
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
_________________________________
or go back to school
and learn the computers.
_________________________________
Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
_________________________________
And I'm Terri with an "I"!
I'm a dance major!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) And I'm not.
_________________________________
Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
_________________________________
Seven, eight, turn! And...
Why didn't you turn?
_________________________________
Because we never agreed to do this!
_________________________________
-You said this was going to be cool!
-No one said this was gonna be cool.
_________________________________
-Now I'm embarrassed.
-Now you're embarrassed?
_________________________________
Yes, because it's in front of people!
_________________________________
You should wake up embarrassed.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
_________________________________
Excited to live with you
and laugh with you,
_________________________________
and cry with you.
_________________________________
Thought you might like
to keep a dream journal.
_________________________________
-Guess that leaves me.
-Ah!
_________________________________
My name's Scott Squibbles.
_________________________________
My friends call me Squishy.
_________________________________
I'm undeclared, unattached,
_________________________________
and unwelcome pretty much
everywhere but here.
_________________________________
Now that we've all been introduced,
as captain of our team...
_________________________________
So, basically, you guys have
no Scaring experience?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Not a lot!
But now we've got you!
_________________________________
You're about the scariest fella
I've ever seen.
_________________________________
Even with them pink polka dots.
_________________________________
Aw, thanks.
_________________________________
Actually, I think I bring
the whole package.
_________________________________
Your hands are as big as my face!
_________________________________
He's like a mountain with fur!
_________________________________
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
_________________________________
Yeah, me neither.
I don't want to get too big. (SNIFFS)
_________________________________
We thought our dreams were over,
but Mike said if we win,
_________________________________
they're letting us in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
We're going to be real Scarers!
_________________________________
-The best!
-You betcha! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
_________________________________
And here's what you've been
waiting for, fellas.
_________________________________
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
_________________________________
Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
_________________________________
We'll let you guys get settled.
_________________________________
Anything you need,
you just give a big holler-oonie!
_________________________________
Okay, thanks, buddy.
Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm going to carry the whole team.
_________________________________
Really? And who's going to carry you?
_________________________________
Hey, if you want to go back
to can design,
_________________________________
you know where the door is.
_________________________________
(FLICKING LIGHT SWITCH)
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
Anybody home?
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Hello?
_________________________________
Fellas?
_________________________________
Do you pledge your souls
_________________________________
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Do you swear to
_________________________________
-keep secret...
-...all that you learn here?
_________________________________
No matter how horrifying?
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Will you take the sacred oath
of the... (GASPS)
_________________________________
-For crying out loud.
-Sweetie!
_________________________________
Turn the lights on
while you're down here!
_________________________________
You're going to ruin your eyes!
_________________________________
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
_________________________________
Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
_________________________________
Just pretend I'm not here.
_________________________________
This is my mom's house.
_________________________________
Do you promise to look out
for your brothers...
_________________________________
(DIAL CRANKING)
_________________________________
...no matter what the peril?
_________________________________
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Will you defend Oozma Kappa
no matter how dangerous?
_________________________________
No matter how insurmountable
the odds may be?
_________________________________
From evils both great and small?
_________________________________
In the face of unending pain and...
_________________________________
Oh, forget it! You're in.
_________________________________
Look, we know
we're no one's first choice
_________________________________
for a fraternity,
_________________________________
so it means a lot
to have you here with us.
_________________________________
Can't wait to start Scaring
with you, brothers.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Time for a celebration!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
_________________________________
because we're building a fort!
_________________________________
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
_________________________________
(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)
_________________________________
Mmm, I know you're a princess
and I'm just a stable boy.
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-(KISSES)
_________________________________
-Yuck!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Mom! What are you doing?
-Your grubby paw was in my bed!
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
Were you kissing my hand?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
No. And what about you
with all your shedding?
_________________________________
-I don't shed.
-Really.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-I just want to get my stuff.
_________________________________
-Would you just...
-Oh, hey. Come on!
_________________________________
-...let me get my stuff!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MIKE YELPS)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GROANING)
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________
First morning in the house.
_________________________________
That's going in the album!
_________________________________
-Guys! We got a letter!
-A letter?
_________________________________
TERRI: We never get mail.
_________________________________
-Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
-Would you... Give me that!
_________________________________
Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's the first event
of the Scare Games.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
"A child's room is where you scare,
_________________________________
"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
Where do they want us to meet?
_________________________________
Of all the sewers on campus,
this one has always been my favorite.
_________________________________
Art, you've been here before?
_________________________________
I have a life outside of the house,
you know.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
_________________________________
the Scare Games!
_________________________________
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Scare Games! Scare Games!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!
_________________________________
I love this energy!
_________________________________
Okay. Okay, everybody.
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it
for the frats and sororities
_________________________________
competing in this year's games...
_________________________________
-Jaws Theta Chi!
-(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
_________________________________
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar!
_________________________________
(ALL ROARING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
And finally, Oozma Kappa.
_________________________________
(SILENCE)
_________________________________
Yay! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Hi, Mom!
_________________________________
-Smile!
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Let's begin the first competition,
_________________________________
-the Toxicity Challenge!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Human children are toxic!
_________________________________
And anything they touch is toxic.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
We don't have any human toys,
_________________________________
but thanks to MU's biology department,
_________________________________
we found a close second,
_________________________________
-the stinging glow urchin!
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
Trust me when I say,
_________________________________
you are not gonna
want to touch this bad boy!
_________________________________
I want to touch it.
_________________________________
And you certainly don't want
to touch any of its friends.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Yeah, I want to touch them.
_________________________________
This is the starting line.
_________________________________
The light at the end of the tunnel
is the finish line.
_________________________________
And whoever comes in last
is eliminated from the games.
_________________________________
-Mike...
-(GASPS) What is it?
_________________________________
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
_________________________________
-Don't worry, Smoothie.
-Squishy!
_________________________________
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
_________________________________
because we have everything
we need to win right here.
_________________________________
Heart.
_________________________________
No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
_________________________________
SULLEY: All right, all right.
That's very cute,
_________________________________
but move, move, move.
I'm going to win this.
_________________________________
It's an obstacle course.
What are you going to do? Roar at it?
_________________________________
I can get through
faster than you, little guy.
_________________________________
Take your place at the starting line!
_________________________________
This is all about teamwork.
_________________________________
Everybody, stick together.
_________________________________
I'm going to beat you
over that finish line.
_________________________________
Get ready to eat my dust.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
_________________________________
Attention, teams. One last thing.
_________________________________
Scarers work in the dark.
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
-I want to go home!
-On your marks...
_________________________________
Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
_________________________________
Thanks! We're going to
rip you to pieces!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
-(ALL HISSING)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
_________________________________
-Go!
-(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
I'm going to touch them!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Uh, guys!
We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Son of a moustache!
_________________________________
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
_________________________________
Is that as fast as you can go?
_________________________________
-Just getting started!
-What the...
_________________________________
(CROWD JEERING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Ah!
_________________________________
Oh... Ah!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
That's got to hurt!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Terry!
_________________________________
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GROAN)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SNIGGER)
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh...
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Yikes!
_________________________________
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar wins!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
-(BOTH PANTING)
-Take that, Wazowski!
_________________________________
Are you delirious? I beat you!
_________________________________
Get your eye checked!
_________________________________
Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
_________________________________
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Your whole team
has to cross the finish line.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Third place, EEKs!
_________________________________
-Fourth place, PNKs!
-MIKE: No.
_________________________________
-Fifth place, HSS!
-No, no, no!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
_________________________________
Oozma Kappa.
_________________________________
I can't feel my anything.
_________________________________
Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa
has been eliminated!
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
_________________________________
It would have taken a miracle
for you to...
_________________________________
Attention, everyone.
We have an announcement.
_________________________________
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
The use of illegal protective gel
is cause for elimination.
_________________________________
What!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Which means Oozma Kappa
is back in the games!
_________________________________
It's a miracle!
_________________________________
Your luck will run out, eventually.
_________________________________
This is going to be harder than I thought.
_________________________________
MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
_________________________________
Now, we're going to have to start
winning these things together,
_________________________________
so that means I'm going to need
_________________________________
each of you guys
to pull your own weight.
_________________________________
-Mike?
-(GASPS) What is it?
_________________________________
We've made a list of
our strengths and weaknesses.
_________________________________
In high school, I was
the master of the silent scare.
_________________________________
I could sneak up on a field mouse
_________________________________
-in a pillow factory.
-(SQUISHING)
_________________________________
Sorry! They get stickier
when I'm sweaty.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
_________________________________
We're experts in the ancient craft
of close-up magic.
_________________________________
It's all about misdirection.
_________________________________
-Uh...
-I have an extra toe. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Not with me, of course.
_________________________________
Guys, one slip-up on the next event,
and we're goners.
_________________________________
So for this to work,
_________________________________
I'm gonna need you
to take every instinct you have
_________________________________
and bury it deep, deep down.
_________________________________
-Done.
-From now on, we are of one mind.
_________________________________
My mind.
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
I will tell you exactly what to do,
and how to do it.
_________________________________
ALL: Uh... Okay, Mike.
Seems about right.
_________________________________
All right. Give me scary steps.
_________________________________
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
_________________________________
You're wasting your time.
We need a new team.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) We can't just
"get a new team"!
_________________________________
I checked this morning.
It's against the rules.
_________________________________
What if we disguised a new team
to look like the old team?
_________________________________
Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.
_________________________________
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
_________________________________
leveling the playing field.
_________________________________
Okay, so it's kind of cheating,
but what do you want me to do?
_________________________________
They're not exactly
the scariest group in the world.
_________________________________
Oh, a ladybug!
Make a wish! Make a wish!
_________________________________
-(BLOWS)
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
This is not going to work.
_________________________________
Where are you going? We're training.
_________________________________
I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
That's not enough.
You're all over the place.
_________________________________
You're charging ahead when you...
_________________________________
Bup, bup, bup!
_________________________________
You tell them what to do but not me.
_________________________________
So long, Coach.
_________________________________
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Okay, Oozmas... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Boy, we need to get you a bell.
_________________________________
Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming,
they'll call Mom or Dad,
_________________________________
"then you'd better run fast
or things will get bad."
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
In the next event,
if even one of us gets caught,
_________________________________
we're all out.
_________________________________
So remember, do exactly what I do.
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at
the halfway point of the second event,
_________________________________
and things are getting interesting.
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) Got it.
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Only two teams left.
_________________________________
Who will make it out with their flag,
_________________________________
and who will be eliminated?
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: In a real Scare,
_________________________________
you do not want to get caught
by a kid's parent.
_________________________________
And in this event,
you do not want to get caught by
_________________________________
the librarian.
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
Quiet.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) What's so scary
about a little old librarian?
_________________________________
-(CHAIR CREAKS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
I said, "Quiet."
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-Faster.
-Slow and steady.
_________________________________
-Slow and steady.
-Slow and steady.
_________________________________
BOTH: Slow and steady.
_________________________________
Slow and steady.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
_________________________________
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
_________________________________
(ALL SHUSHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Whew! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING) Ooh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-No!
-(POPPING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight!
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Look over here!
_________________________________
-(TERRY CHUCKLING)
-(TERRI SINGING)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(PLATES SHATTERING)
_________________________________
-Is that legal?
-You better believe it, mop top!
_________________________________
The only rule is don't get caught.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-BOTH: Hey! Over here!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Come and get me!
-Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Guys, what are you doing?
_________________________________
They said don't let her catch you.
_________________________________
But they didn't say how!
_________________________________
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
Whew! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
_________________________________
-SQUISHY: Mike?
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Way to go, Squishy!
-Way to go, Squishy!
_________________________________
How?
_________________________________
Misdirection.
_________________________________
(LIBRARIAN GROWLS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
The EEKs have been eliminated
_________________________________
and Oozma Kappa live
to scare another day!
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING)
We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
_________________________________
SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
_________________________________
TERRI: We were awesome!
_________________________________
Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
_________________________________
It was better than what you did.
_________________________________
You should've stuck to my strategy.
_________________________________
Whatever.
_________________________________
Talk to me when we start
the real Scaring.
_________________________________
(CAR HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Hey! You guys going to the party?
_________________________________
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
_________________________________
-We don't get invited to...
-(SHUSHES) Party?
_________________________________
The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
_________________________________
-It's for the top Scare Teams.
-(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
_________________________________
You're one of us now, right?
_________________________________
See you there!
_________________________________
(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-Did you hear that?
-I can't believe it!
_________________________________
-Uh-uh. Bad idea.
-This is great.
_________________________________
They're finally seeing us as real Scarers.
We're going!
_________________________________
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
DON: Do young people still dance?
_________________________________
Because my moves are a little rusty.
_________________________________
Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
_________________________________
We can't go in there
without some scented candles.
_________________________________
Calm down. We earned this.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) What if there's
a lull in the conversation?
_________________________________
I never know what to... You know...
_________________________________
Say?
_________________________________
How are you so good at this?
_________________________________
You just took on
an angry 50-foot librarian,
_________________________________
and you're afraid of a little party?
_________________________________
Take a deep breath...
_________________________________
(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
...and in you go!
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
-It's Oozma Kappa!
-These guys are crazy!
_________________________________
What you did today was insane!
_________________________________
MONSTER: That was awesome!
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Oozma Kappa,
tonight we party like Scarers!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
_________________________________
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(DANCE MUSIC FADES)
_________________________________
(ROARS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) Hey, quiet! Quiet!
_________________________________
Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
_________________________________
All right. On behalf of the RORs,
_________________________________
we'd like to congratulate all the teams
that have made it this far.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
_________________________________
(ALL HISSING)
_________________________________
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Very creepy.
_________________________________
And finally, the surprise team
of the Scare Games,
_________________________________
-Oozma Kappa!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on over, guys.
_________________________________
Now, I got to admit, fellas,
_________________________________
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
_________________________________
But, boy, was I wrong.
_________________________________
Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
CROWD: Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
The most adorable monsters
on campus.
_________________________________
CROWD: Ooh! Oh!
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Release the stuffed animals.
_________________________________
(CHET CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Faced!
_________________________________
Don't worry. (GRUMBLES)
Nobody reads the school paper.
_________________________________
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
they read the quad.
_________________________________
(MONSTERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
CHET: Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Okay. Would you like that
with two sleeves or four?
_________________________________
Thanks. Tell your friends.
_________________________________
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
_________________________________
Raising a little money for charity.
_________________________________
Yeah? Well, stop it.
_________________________________
You want us to stop raising money
for charity? That's not cool.
_________________________________
This guy hates charity!
_________________________________
I want you to stop making us
look like fools.
_________________________________
Hey, you're making yourselves
look like fools.
_________________________________
Let's be honest, boys.
_________________________________
You're never going to be real Scarers,
_________________________________
because real Scarers look like us.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________
But, hey, if you really want
to work for a Scare company
_________________________________
they're always hiring in the mailroom.
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Guys, hold on!
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.
Don't listen to him.
_________________________________
We just need to keep trying.
_________________________________
No, you need to stop trying!
_________________________________
You can train monsters like this
all you want,
_________________________________
but you can't change who they are.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
DON: Mike...
_________________________________
We appreciate everything you've done,
but he's right.
_________________________________
No matter how much we train,
we'll never look like them.
_________________________________
We're built
_________________________________
for other things.
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
Sorry, squirt!
_________________________________
Some monsters just aren't
cut out for the big leagues.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
The big leagues.
_________________________________
Guys.
_________________________________
We're going on a little field trip.
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
_________________________________
-Thanks, Mom.
-Have fun, kids!
_________________________________
I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
_________________________________
(THRASH METAL BLARING
ON STEREO)
_________________________________
Hey, uh, where are we?
_________________________________
The big leagues.
_________________________________
Holy roly-poly.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
Nice fence.
_________________________________
This is amazing, Mike.
_________________________________
We're not stopping here.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
SQUISHY: This is crazy.
We're going to get arrested!
_________________________________
(MIKE SHUSHING)
_________________________________
-Oh, wow.
-Whoa...
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
All Scare Floors now active.
_________________________________
West coast coming online.
Scarers coming out.
_________________________________
SQUISHY: Look at them.
_________________________________
They're going into the human world,
_________________________________
and they don't even look scared!
_________________________________
(CHILD SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(BEEPS)
-Wow.
_________________________________
Take a good look, fellas.
_________________________________
See what they all have in common?
_________________________________
Uh... No, not really.
_________________________________
Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
_________________________________
The best Scarers use their differences
to their advantage.
_________________________________
-(SNARLS)
-Wow.
_________________________________
Terri? Look.
_________________________________
DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
_________________________________
Look at that old feller
racking up the big numbers!
_________________________________
Don, that old fella is
Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
_________________________________
What? Where? That's really him?
_________________________________
MIKE: He held the Scare Record
for three years!
_________________________________
Oh! Third door from the end!
_________________________________
MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
_________________________________
SULLEY: Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
_________________________________
-I still have his rookie card.
-Me, too!
_________________________________
Doesn't have the speed anymore,
but his
_________________________________
-technique is flawless.
-Technique is flawless.
_________________________________
You collected Scare Cards, huh?
_________________________________
Yep. 450 of them.
_________________________________
Impressive.
I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
_________________________________
but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
_________________________________
Hey, look at me!
I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, that's great!
_________________________________
DON: That's a pretty good one, Squish.
_________________________________
I've been a real jerk.
_________________________________
So have I.
_________________________________
But it's not too late.
_________________________________
We could be a great team.
_________________________________
We just need to start working together.
_________________________________
-SECURITY GUARD: Hey!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
What are you doing up there?
_________________________________
I can't go back to jail!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
DON: They're right behind us!
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Get back here!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Up there! Get them!
_________________________________
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Thanks, brother!
-Don't mention it.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
I'm fine, really!
It's just a little heart attack.
_________________________________
Aw... I want a piece of that action!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALARM RINGING)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-What?
-Start the car!
_________________________________
Stop the bar?
_________________________________
The car! Start the car!
_________________________________
Oh! Okay.
_________________________________
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
_________________________________
Get in! Get in!
_________________________________
-Mom, go!
-Seatbelts.
_________________________________
-Okay, go!
-Does anyone want gum?
_________________________________
Just drive!
_________________________________
Okay. Here we go!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
ART: Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-(SULLEY SNORING)
_________________________________
-Rise and shine!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Scary feet, scary feet...
The kid is in the bathroom!
_________________________________
Scary feet, scary feet...
Oh, he's back!
_________________________________
-(ALL ROAR)
-(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Wake up!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
_________________________________
Do I hear thirty-nine?
_________________________________
-MIKE: Come on!
-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
_________________________________
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.
_________________________________
"To frighten a child
is the point of a Scare.
_________________________________
"If you frighten a teen,
then Scarer beware."
_________________________________
-Okay, scare the little kid.
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
-Avoid the teenager!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
FEMALE TEENAGER 1:
I'm on the phone!
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
MALE TEENAGER 1:
No one understands me!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(BUZZES)
_________________________________
-MALE TEENAGER 2: Whatever.
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(BUZZES)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
FEMALE TEENAGER 2:
But, Daddy, I love him!
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(CHILD SCREAMS)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
_________________________________
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
_________________________________
"Someone is coming,
this could ruin your night.
_________________________________
"Stay hidden, take cover,
and stay out of sight!"
_________________________________
You got 10 seconds. Go!
_________________________________
Kiosk! Pile of leaves!
Standing out in the open.
_________________________________
And there should be one more.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) How did I do?
_________________________________
Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
_________________________________
Thanks! I cannot get down.
_________________________________
-Zombie snarl!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
_________________________________
-My Aunt Phyllis.
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
In the morning.
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-Time to go to work.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-You're out!
_________________________________
You're out.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING) Yeah!
_________________________________
We're down to two remaining teams,
_________________________________
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Which leads us to the final event!
_________________________________
"Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.
_________________________________
"The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"
_________________________________
Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
_________________________________
in front of the whole school!
_________________________________
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
_________________________________
After you lose,
no one will remember you.
_________________________________
Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.
_________________________________
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
_________________________________
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
_________________________________
You've got to teach us your moves.
_________________________________
Well, then you're gonna
want to talk to this guy.
_________________________________
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Sure, I can teach you.
_________________________________
All right. You want to hide
behind the chair?
_________________________________
You have to become the chair.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Thanks for coming, Dean.
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble!
_________________________________
If we get back into the Scaring program,
_________________________________
I hope there's no hard feelings.
_________________________________
Tomorrow, each of you must prove
_________________________________
that you are undeniably scary.
_________________________________
And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
No. He works harder than anyone.
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
He's the heart and soul of the team!
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
We're going to win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
_________________________________
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
_________________________________
Hey, Mike?
_________________________________
You know, you've given me
a lot of really great tips.
_________________________________
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
_________________________________
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
_________________________________
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-We're doing this now?
-Okay.
_________________________________
You've memorized every textbook,
_________________________________
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________
But now it's time to forget all that.
_________________________________
Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!
_________________________________
Huh. Just feel it.
_________________________________
Exactly. Go wild.
_________________________________
I don't know. I've kind of
got my own technique.
_________________________________
Give it a try.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Good, but bigger!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Nope. You're thinking again.
_________________________________
-From the gut!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let the animal out!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Come on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
(ROARING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
_________________________________
So, how was that?
_________________________________
-Up top.
-Ha-ha!
_________________________________
You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
_________________________________
Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally going to see
_________________________________
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
_________________________________
♪ Monsters University
_________________________________
♪ We give our heart to you
_________________________________
♪ Wherever children are dreaming
_________________________________
♪ We'll bring them nightmares, too
_________________________________
♪ Oh, Monsters University
_________________________________
♪ Alma Mater hail to you ♪
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the final competition
_________________________________
of the Scare Games.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
It's time to see how terrifying
_________________________________
you really are,
_________________________________
in the Scare Simulators!
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warned.
_________________________________
Each simulated Scare has been set
_________________________________
to the highest difficulty level.
_________________________________
The highest level?
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
First Scarers to the starting line.
_________________________________
Okay, just like we planned.
I'll go first. Then, Don...
_________________________________
Hold on. Mike's the one
who started all this
_________________________________
and I think it's only right
if he's the one who finishes it.
_________________________________
I think you should go last.
_________________________________
ALL: Yes!
_________________________________
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
_________________________________
All right. Don, you okay going first?
_________________________________
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
_________________________________
ALL: Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
_________________________________
I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to beat this guy.
_________________________________
Hey, Bruiser!
You take it easy on grandpa.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-Unleash the beast, Don!
_________________________________
Okay, then.
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Huh? Huh?
_________________________________
Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Next group to the starting line.
_________________________________
BOTH: Let's do this.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-Yes! Yeah!
_________________________________
-(BOTH ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Come on, Art.
-Come on, buddy.
_________________________________
-You can do it.
-(ALL ENCOURAGING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
-Yes!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
CROWD: Aw!
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
_________________________________
You got this, Sull.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(DINGING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And it's all tied up!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Hearts?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Way to go, Boggs!
_________________________________
(OOZMAS CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yay!
_________________________________
That's the last time
I lose to you, Sullivan.
_________________________________
Worthington and Wazowski,
to the starting line.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
Don't worry about anyone else.
_________________________________
Just go out there and show them
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(MIKE EXHALING)
_________________________________
Don't take the loss too hard.
_________________________________
You never belonged here anyway.
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________
(MIKE PANTING)
_________________________________
(SCRATCHING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing
performance by Worthington!
_________________________________
-Johnny, you're my hero!
-CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas
will need a record-breaking
_________________________________
Scare to win this.
_________________________________
LITTLE MONSTER:
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
_________________________________
JOHNNY: No one will remember you.
_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
_________________________________
SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
They did it!
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yeah! Hey!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come here, you son of a gun!
_________________________________
-Way to go!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh! A little stuck.
_________________________________
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
-Thank you!
-Thanks a lot.
_________________________________
-You rule!
-I have never ruled before.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
You guys killed it out there!
_________________________________
Awesome!
_________________________________
Hey, Wazowski!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go, you maniac!
We're celebrating.
_________________________________
Mike?
_________________________________
I did it.
_________________________________
I can't believe it.
_________________________________
I'm going to be a Scarer!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.
_________________________________
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
_________________________________
You haven't seen the last
of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
I knew I was scary.
I didn't know I was that scary.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary
I guess we broke it.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
MIKE: It's been tampered with.
_________________________________
Uh, I don't think you should be
messing with that.
_________________________________
MIKE: Why are my settings different?
_________________________________
Mike, we should leave.
_________________________________
-Did you do this?
-Mike.
_________________________________
Did you do this?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I...
_________________________________
Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
_________________________________
Why? Why did you do this?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You know, just in case.
_________________________________
In case of what?
_________________________________
You don't think I'm scary.
_________________________________
-Mike...
-You said you believed in me.
_________________________________
But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!
_________________________________
Look, you'll get better and better...
_________________________________
I'm as scary as you!
I'm as scary as anyone!
_________________________________
-I just wanted to help.
-No.
_________________________________
You just wanted to help yourself.
_________________________________
Well, what was I supposed to do?
_________________________________
Let the whole team fail
because you don't have it?
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(BUZZES)
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MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:
So your calculations were a little off.
_________________________________
That door took me all semester.
_________________________________
It's too dangerous.
The professor's just going to shred it.
_________________________________
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.
_________________________________
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
_________________________________
KNIGHT: Sullivan.
_________________________________
Nice work out there.
_________________________________
I look forward to having you
back in class.
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CHET: Hey, there he is!
_________________________________
Looks like I was wrong about you.
_________________________________
You're one of us after all.
_________________________________
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!
_________________________________
You are one of us now, okay?
_________________________________
Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
_________________________________
You're a ROR, buddy!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
You did what?
_________________________________
My team had nothing to do with it.
_________________________________
It was all me. I cheated.
_________________________________
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
_________________________________
Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________
You're a disgrace to this university
_________________________________
and your family name.
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
Someone broke into the door lab!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Open the door! Don't go in there!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
You look funny.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(GIRL YAWNING)
_________________________________
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
_________________________________
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
_________________________________
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
James!
_________________________________
No one goes near that door
until the authorities arrive.
_________________________________
You don't think that could be...
_________________________________
-It's Mike.
-But he could die out there!
_________________________________
James, wait! We can help.
_________________________________
Leave it to the old master of sales.
_________________________________
We got a call in,
but that's the best we can do.
_________________________________
Ahem!
_________________________________
Don Carlton, sales.
Folks, today is your lucky day.
_________________________________
How many times have you asked
yourself the following question...
_________________________________
-Arrest him.
-Pardon?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
Spread them, pops!
_________________________________
-DON: Do you mind?
-Don't move!
_________________________________
What? Sullivan!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Don't you dare!
_________________________________
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Mike?
_________________________________
-Mike! (GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
WOMAN: The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.
_________________________________
-They're calling it an alien.
-GIRL: It was!
_________________________________
I saw a little green guy!
_________________________________
What's the problem, ma'am?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Mike?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(CROWD GASP)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
MALE CAMP COUNSELOR:
Bear! A bear in the camp!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
_________________________________
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
I heard something over here!
_________________________________
-(SPLASH)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Mike!
_________________________________
Come on, buddy.
Let's get you out of here.
_________________________________
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
You were right.
They weren't scared of me.
_________________________________
I did everything right.
_________________________________
I wanted it more than anyone.
_________________________________
And I thought...
I thought if I wanted it enough,
_________________________________
I could show everybody that...
_________________________________
That Mike Wazowski
is something special.
_________________________________
And I'm just
_________________________________
not.
_________________________________
Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
_________________________________
Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
_________________________________
-You do not know how I feel.
-Mike, calm down.
_________________________________
Monsters like you have everything.
You don't have to be good.
_________________________________
You can mess up over and over again
_________________________________
-and the whole world loves you.
-Mike...
_________________________________
You'll never know what it's like to fail
_________________________________
because you were born a Sullivan!
_________________________________
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
_________________________________
The one who got kicked out
of the program,
_________________________________
the one who was so afraid
to let everyone down
_________________________________
that I cheated.
_________________________________
And I lied.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
_________________________________
but you're not the only failure here.
_________________________________
I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
_________________________________
I'm terrified.
_________________________________
How come you never
told me that before?
_________________________________
Because
_________________________________
we weren't friends before.
_________________________________
-RANGER 3: Check the lake!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-RANGER 4: I heard something here!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 5: This way!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
_________________________________
Over there!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
MIKE: Sulley!
_________________________________
(PANTING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
RANGER 5: He's cornered!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
They're still in there!
_________________________________
Until the authorities arrive,
this door stays off!
_________________________________
No! You can't do that! No!
_________________________________
Enough! I want this room cleared now!
_________________________________
-You can't do this!
-(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
We got to get out of here!
_________________________________
-Let them come.
-What?
_________________________________
If we scare them,
I mean really scare them,
_________________________________
we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
I have read every book
about Scaring ever written.
_________________________________
This could work!
_________________________________
They're adults. I can't do this.
_________________________________
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD THUDDING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(MOUTHING)
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
(DISTORTING) Mama...
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASP)
_________________________________
-(SCRATCHING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD SCRATCH)
_________________________________
(LOUD SCRATCH)
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
-Now what?
-Phase two.
_________________________________
-(CLATTERING)
-(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
-(RANGER WHIMPERS)
-Keep together.
_________________________________
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Are you ready?
_________________________________
-Mike, I can't.
-Yes, you can.
_________________________________
Stop being a Sullivan
and start being you.
_________________________________
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
_________________________________
FOREST RANGER:
Assistance on the north side.
_________________________________
Repeat, we need assistance
on the north side.
_________________________________
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?
_________________________________
We need assistance on the north side.
We have a...
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-Look! What was it?
_________________________________
Let's go.
_________________________________
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
_________________________________
(CANISTERS DINGING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(RANGERS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Sulley, come on!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) How did you do this?
_________________________________
Don't ask me.
_________________________________
-(SPARKS CRACKLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Move, move, move!
This is a 54-23 in progress.
_________________________________
All right, everybody, clear out.
_________________________________
Secure the perimeter.
_________________________________
No child breach.
Repeat: no child breach.
_________________________________
You ruined our doors!
_________________________________
I've been working on my door
all semester!
_________________________________
Let's go, you two.
_________________________________
-You're alive!
-We are so glad you're safe.
_________________________________
Hey, wait!
_________________________________
What's going to happen to them?
_________________________________
CDA AGENT: That's for the university
president to decide.
_________________________________
But you can be sure
we'll be watching these two.
_________________________________
Always watching.
_________________________________
-Expelled?
-Yeah, we really messed up.
_________________________________
So, you're leaving?
_________________________________
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
_________________________________
Harsh, man.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scaring program
_________________________________
right now if it wasn't for us.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Well, (CHUCKLES) it is
the gosh-darnedest thing.
_________________________________
Hardscrabble's letting us
into the Scare program.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
She was impressed with
our performance in the games.
_________________________________
She invited us to join next semester!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!
_________________________________
And that's not the only piece
of good news.
_________________________________
Sherrie and I are engaged!
_________________________________
Oh. Who is Sherrie?
_________________________________
(SIGHING) She's my mom.
_________________________________
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
_________________________________
Come here. Give me some sugar.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Ugh! So uncomfortable.
_________________________________
Oh, come on, Scott.
_________________________________
I don't want you to think of me
as your new dad.
_________________________________
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
_________________________________
This is so weird.
_________________________________
DON: Just think of me
as your big brother
_________________________________
that's marrying your mother.
_________________________________
Wait. Hold on.
_________________________________
We're brothers who share
the same mom slash wife.
_________________________________
That's worse.
_________________________________
Well, I guess we should be going now.
_________________________________
Promise me you'll keep in touch.
_________________________________
You're the scariest bunch
of monsters I have ever met.
_________________________________
Don't let anyone tell you different.
_________________________________
(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
So, what now?
_________________________________
You know, for the first time in my life,
I don't really have a plan.
_________________________________
You're the great Mike Wazowski.
You'll come up with something.
_________________________________
I think it's time I leave the greatness
to other monsters.
_________________________________
I'm okay just being okay.
_________________________________
So long, Sull.
_________________________________
So long.
_________________________________
-Wazowski!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Stop the bus!
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Are you crazy?
_________________________________
(PANTING) Mike,
_________________________________
I don't know a single Scarer
who can do what you do.
_________________________________
I know, everyone sees us together,
_________________________________
they think I'm the one running the show,
but the truth is,
_________________________________
I've been riding your coattails
since day one!
_________________________________
You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
You took a hopeless team
and made them champions.
_________________________________
All I did was catch a pig!
_________________________________
Technically, I caught the pig.
_________________________________
Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
_________________________________
You pulled off the biggest Scare
this school has ever seen!
_________________________________
-That wasn't me!
-That was you!
_________________________________
You think I could have done that
without you?
_________________________________
I didn't even bring a pencil
on the first day of school.
_________________________________
Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
_________________________________
But you are fearless.
_________________________________
And if Hardscrabble can't see that,
then she can just...
_________________________________
I can just what?
_________________________________
Careful, Mr. Sullivan.
I was just warming up to you.
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Well, gentlemen,
_________________________________
it seems you made the front page again.
_________________________________
The two of you did something together
_________________________________
that no one has ever done before.
_________________________________
You surprised me.
_________________________________
Perhaps I should keep an eye out
for more surprises
_________________________________
like you in my program.
_________________________________
But as far as the two of you
are concerned
_________________________________
there is nothing I can do for you now.
_________________________________
Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
_________________________________
And, Mr. Wazowski,
keep surprising people.
_________________________________
You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
_________________________________
They're always hiring in the mailroom.
_________________________________
This is better than I ever imagined!
_________________________________
I bet we break the all-time record
in our first year.
_________________________________
Mike, we're mail guys.
_________________________________
I know. I'm talking about
the record for letters delivered!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
_________________________________
I'll have you know tampering
with the mail is a crime
_________________________________
-punishable by banishment!
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
_________________________________
The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
_________________________________
are going to change the world
starting today!
_________________________________
Say scream!
_________________________________
-Scream!
-Scream!
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
_________________________________
Thanks, Merv.
_________________________________
-Good luck, Mike!
-Thanks, fellas.
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
You coming, Coach?
_________________________________
You better believe it.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
I made it! My first day of class!
_________________________________
Uh, the school year's over, son.
You missed it.
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________