Chicken Little - Subtitles (en)

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(BUCK CLEARS THROAT)
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BUCK: Now, where to begin?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
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How about, "Once upon a time"?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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How many times have you heard
that to begin a story?
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Let's do something else.
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(GASPS) I got it, I got it, here we go.
Here's how to open a movie!
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(SINGING IN AFRICAN LANGUAGE)
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BUCK: No, I don't think so.
It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?
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Oh, no, no, not the book.
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How many have seen
"opening the book" before?
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-(BRAKES SCREECH)
-Close the book. We're not doing that.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Why don't I just go back to the day
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things took a turn for the worse?
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Run for your lives!
Everyone run for cover!
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SOS! Mayday! Mayday!
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Code red! Duck and cover!
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You're all in danger!
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-Ah!
-(BABIES CRYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for cover!
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(STEER BELLOWS)
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for your lives!
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(SQUEALING)
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-(RINGING)
-(SIREN WAILS)
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Emergency! Emergency!
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(SCREAMING)
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Whoa!
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-Whoa!
-Aaah!
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(BABIES CRYING)
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Look out! Take cover!
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(RAIDERS OF
THE LOST ARK THEME)
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(CAR HORNS HONKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for cover!
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(COUGHS) Chicken Little!
What is it? What's going on?
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The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
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-The sky is falling?
-Are you crazy?
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No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
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No. Son? What?
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It happened under the old oak tree!
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I'm not making this up. I know it's here.
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(STAMMERING) There's a piece
of the sky somewhere...
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somewhere on the ground here.
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It was shaped like that!
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-It looks like a stop sign?
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Yes!
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Only it doesn't say "stop"
and it's blue and it has a cloud on it.
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And it hit me on the head!
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-It looked like a stop sign.
-REPORTER 1: Wait! What's that?
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-Son, is this what hit you?
-What?
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Oh, no, Dad. It was
definitely a piece of the sky!
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Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!
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-Dad, no.
-There's been, like, a little mistake.
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It was just an acorn that hit my son.
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-A little acorn.
-No! Dad, no.
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Quiet, son. This is
embarrassing enough already.
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REPORTERS: Chicken Little!
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REPORTER 2: Chicken Little!
What were you thinking?
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REPORTER 3: Why put
your town's safety in jeopardy?
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REPORTER 4: How could you
mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
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-But it... a big acorn level fluh.
-What did he say?
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-A big acorn level fluh...
-REPORTER 2: It was a big acorn?
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REPORTER 3:
It was an ape throwing coleslaw?
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CHICKEN LITTLE:
A big acorn level fluh...
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CITIZEN: Gesundheit!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's just gibberish,
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-gibberish of an insane person.
-Come on, Buck!
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Your kid went
and scared us all half to death!
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Well, what can I tell you,
folks, my son, you know...
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BUCK: Kids do crazy stuff.
You have kids. It's...
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No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn.
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It was... it was a piece of the sky.
Really, it was.
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You gotta believe me.
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(CHUCKLING) A movie. A movie.
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They're making a movie.
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When? When will everybody
forget your big mistake?
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BUCK: First it was all over the papers,
then they wrote a book about it,
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then the book on tape,
then the board game,
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the spoons with your face on it...
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and the Web site,
the commemorative plates.
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-You saw them, right?
-Yeah. I saw them.
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Can't eat off 'em.
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-They're not microwave-safe.
-You saw the billboards?
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I saw them.
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Ha! There's a bumper sticker.
I knew it was only a matter of time.
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Billboards I could live with.
Posters I could even live with.
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But a bumper sticker.
It's... it's like glued on forever.
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It doesn't matter. You know why?
Because I've got a plan.
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Yeah, about that.
Well, remember how I told you
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it would be better for you to lay low,
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don't call attention to yourself?
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-Yes, but I...
-See, it's like a game.
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Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek,
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except the goal
is never to be found, ever!
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-(STAMMERING)
-Great!
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(CHUCKLES)
Now, we've got a plan, right?
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I'll see ya later! Remember, lay low.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Bye.
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Look, Mama! There's the crazy chicken!
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Yes, it is! Crazy chicken. You're so
smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!
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That's it. Today is a new day.
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-(BRAKES SQUEAKING)
-(HONKS HORN)
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(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
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(ONE LITTLE SLIP PLAYING)
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♪ It was a recipe for disaster
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♪ A four-course meal of "No sirree"
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♪ It seemed that happily ever after
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-(HORN HONKING)
-♪ Was happy everyone was after me
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♪ It was a cup of good intentions
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♪ A tablespoon of one big mess
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♪ A dash of overreaction
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♪ And I assume you know the rest
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♪ One little slip
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♪ One little slip
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♪ It was a fusion of confusion with a few confounding things
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♪ I guess I probably took the wrong direction
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(SNORTS)
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♪ Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
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♪ I took a right turn at confusion
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♪ A left when I should have gone straight on through
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♪ I ran ahead with my assumptions
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♪ And we all know what that can do
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♪ One little slip
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♪ One little slip
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♪ It was a fusion of confusion and a few confounding things
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♪ I get the feeling in this town
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♪ I'll never live till I live down
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♪ The one mistake that seems to follow me around
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♪ But they'll forget about the sky
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♪ When they all realize this guy's about to try to learn to fly
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♪ Or hit the ground
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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How's it going?
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♪ It was a cup of good intentions
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♪ A tablespoon of one big mess
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♪ A dash of overreaction
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♪ And I assume you know the rest
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(SCREAMING)
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♪ One little slip
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♪ One little slip
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♪ It was a humble little stumble
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♪ With a big ungraceful
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♪ One little slip
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♪ One little slip
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♪ It was a fusion of confusion
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♪ With a few confounding things ♪
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-(RATTLING)
-(BANGING)
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(CHICKEN LITTLE SIGHING)
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(SCRAPING)
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-(BELL RINGING)
-(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
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Ahem.
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-Very well. Foxy Loxy.
-Present, pretty, punctual.
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-Goosey Loosey.
-(SQUEALS)
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Master Runt of the Litter.
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Present and accounted for,
Mr. Woolensworth.
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Oop! Dropped my pencil!
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(STRAINING) Whoa! Ahh!
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-Loser!
-Henny Penny.
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-HENNY: Here.
-Ducky Lucky.
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-DUCKY: Here.
-Fuzzy Wuzzy.
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-FUZZY: Here.
-Morkubine Porcupine.
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-Yo.
-Fish Out of Water.
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(BUBBLING)
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(MUFFLED REPLY)
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Quite. Abby Mallard.
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Ugly duckling.
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(LAUGHING)
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Class! I will not tolerate rude
behavior at the expense of a fellow...
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ABBY: No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
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-Yah!
-(HORN HONKS)
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You mustn't sneak up on me,
Ugly... uh, Abby.
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-Where was I?
-Ugly duckling.
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Oh, yes.
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-Chicken Little.
-(SQUEALS)
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WOOLENSWORTH: Hmm.
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-(COUGHING) Tardy again.
-Tardy again. Hmm.
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Class, turn to page 62
and translate each word in Mutton.
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-(CLEARS THROAT) He.
-CLASS: Baa.
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-She.
-Baa.
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-They.
-Baa.
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-We.
-Baa.
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COACH: Okay, everyone. Listen up!
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I don't wanna hear any quacks,
tweets, oinks, whinnies
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or cocklee-doodle-doos
when I say, "dodgeball."
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(CHEERING)
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Oh, man.
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Pump it up! Pump it, pump it, pump it!
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Split into two teams.
Popular versus unpopular.
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-Coach?
-COACH: Yeah, unpopular?
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Shouldn't we review safety guidelines?
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Sure! Hit the pig, kids!
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Aaah!
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(SCREAMING) Look out!
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Calm down, Runt. Just...
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Just do what Fish is doing.
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(GONNA MAKE YOU
SWEAT PLAYING)
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♪ Everybody dance now
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-(FOOTSTEPS)
-Whew!
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-Tough morning?
-A run-in with my old nemesis.
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-Gum in the crosswalk?
-He won this round.
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-Your old foe!
-Mm-hmm.
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-Incoming on your right.
-Thank you!
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(BRAYING)
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Aah! (LAUGHING)
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(BLUBBERING)
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Yeah, I heard about the movie.
Tough break.
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-Yeah.
-Maybe it'll just go straight to video.
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That's the least of my problems.
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This morning, this morning my dad
told me I should basically disappear.
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But that's not gonna get me down.
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I've got a plan. You want to hear about it?
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-Uh-oh.
-No, no, no! this one's good.
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Look, one moment destroyed
my life, right? One moment.
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-Warthog at 3:00!
-I see him!
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-(BALL THUMPS)
-(WARTHOG SQUEALS)
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-Yes!
-So I figure all I need is a chance...
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All I need is a chance
to do something great
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to make everyone forget the
"sky falling" thing once and for all.
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And then my dad will finally
have a reason to be proud of me.
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COACH: Time out!
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(SNICKERING)
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Nurse!
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(DIALING)
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-Hi, Tiffany!
-Hey, man, what's going on?
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So, what do you think?
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Okay, listen.
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You said the sky was falling.
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-Your dad didn't support you.
-I...
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And you have been hurting
inside ever since, right?
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-It's hurt. It stung. Okay?
-It's hurt, but... Yes.
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-That's the nutshell.
-Okay. Yes, but...
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-No. Buh-buh...
-But, it's...
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What's got to happen now
is the nut needs to be cracked open.
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And not one little chip
at a time, but... bam!
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Smash! Bits of emotion flying
everywhere! Anger! Frustration!
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Denial! Fear! Deep depression, in fact!
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You see what I'm saying?
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Uh...
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All right, forget the nut part.
Here's the main thing.
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You have got to stop messing around,
and deal with the problem.
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-Okay, yes, but...
-Here's the real solution.
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You and your dad
talk-talk-talking closure!
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-Closure?
-Closure,
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talking about something
until it's resolved.
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Wait! Hold on! See? Look.
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There's a whole section about it
in this month's Modern Mallard.
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-Incredibly appropriate!
-I told you, I have a plan.
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Yeah, but according to Cosmo Duck,
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you should
"stop the squawk and try the talk."
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Beautiful Duckling says,
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"Avoiding closure with your parents
can cause early molting."
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-See? Closure.
-(SIGHING)
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ABBY: Come on, repeat after me.
You, your dad, talk-talk...
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Abby,
Abby, listen! Talking's a waste of time.
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I got to do something great so my dad
doesn't think I'm such a loser.
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Come on. You are not a loser.
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You're inventive and resourceful
and funny and cute and...
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What?
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(CHUCKLING AND STAMMERING)
Yeah... uh, Runt!
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Should Chicken Little have a good talk
with his dad and clear the air
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or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions
and never deal with the problem?
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Band-Aid solutions!
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-Runt!
-Well, I'm sorry!
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I'm very bad at reading facial cues.
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(SIGHS) Fish, help me out here.
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-(MUFFLED YELLS)
-(WATER SLOSHING)
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Men.
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'Twas beauty that killed the beast.
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I guess only girls are good at
honest communication and sensitivity.
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(CLASS LAUGHING)
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That does it!
We were in a time-out, Foxy!
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Prepare to hurt.
And I don't mean emotionally, like I do.
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-(SNAPS)
-(GASPS)
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(HONKS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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-Whoa!
-(CLASS GASPING)
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(CLASS LAUGHING)
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-(GASPING)
-We will save you!
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Fall back! Mad goose!
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-(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
-(ALL GASPING)
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COACH: Chicken Little!
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PRINCIPAL: Not showing up for class,
inappropriate school attire,
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picking fights in gym class
and the fire alarm?
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Ever since that "sky falling" incident,
he's been nothing but trouble!
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(SIGHING) Now look, Buck.
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You know, I have
the utmost respect for you.
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I mean, you were Buck "Ace" Cluck,
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-our school baseball star.
-(BAT HITS BALL FAINTLY)
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(SIGHS) But let's face the facts.
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Your kid, he's nothing like you at all.
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BUCK: Okay.
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Thank you for talking to me.
I'll take care of my son.
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I... Dad, it wasn't my fault.
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-It was Foxy. She's always...
-All right. It's fine.
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You don't have to explain anything.
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Uh...
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Uh... Hey, Dad? (CLEARS THROAT)
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I was thinkin'. Yeah, what if I...
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What if...
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What if I joined the baseball team?
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CITIZEN: Hey, why don't you
watch where you're going?
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Sorry, there, buddy! Sorry, sorry.
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Baseball? Son, we talked about this.
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Yeah, right. But, you know,
that was when I was small.
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I put on five ounces this year.
I've really bulked up.
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Really, son? Baseball. Are you sure?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean,
you know, hey, why not, right?
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-Yeah, why not, but why?
-Well, Dad,
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you were such a big
baseball star in high school.
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You could give me some pointers.
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But, son, you know,
I'm just wondering...
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Maybe baseball isn't exactly
your thing, you know?
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Have you considered
the chess team or the glee club?
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And some teenagers, you know, they
get quite a rush from stamp collecting.
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-No.
-Wanna stop? We'll get some stamps.
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-I don't like stamps.
-Colors, colorful things...
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No, I was thinking baseball!
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I can't wait to see the look on your face
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when I smack that ball in
for a touchdown!
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-(LAUGHING)
-(SIGHING)
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Dad... Um, I'm kidding.
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That was a... that was a joke.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Just do me one favor, son.
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Why, sure, Dad. Anything.
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Just please try not
to get your hopes too high.
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Yeah, but Dad, I mean, I...
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I mean, I think I can...
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-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHS)
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I...
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(STAMMERING)
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Okay, Dad.
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(ALL I KNOW PLAYING)
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♪ I bruise you
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♪ You bruise me
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♪ We both bruise so
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♪ Easily
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♪ Too easily
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♪ To let it show
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♪ I love you
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♪ And that's all I know
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(SIGHING)
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Oh, Chloe. If only you were here.
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You'd know what to do.
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♪ And all my plans
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♪ Keep falling through
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-♪ All my plans, they
-(LAUGHTER)
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♪ Depend on you
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♪ Depend on you
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♪ To help them grow
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♪ I love you
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-That's my boy!
-Gee, thanks, Dad!
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♪ And that's all
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♪ It's really all I know
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♪ It's all I know
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Come on. All I need is a chance.
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♪ It's all
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♪ I know
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-(BAT CRACKS)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(STIR IT UP PLAYING)
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Ohh
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♪ I can't sit here while I go nowhere
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♪ Chase my dreams through the polluted air
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♪ I'm walking on a wire
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♪ Running out of time
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♪ There's no room in this old heart of mine
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♪ Hungry minds will stare you in the eyes
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♪ Spread it thick and lay the biggest lies
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♪ Words jump off the pages
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♪ Passion hits the street
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♪ Anger's cookin' in the city heat
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♪ World's too crazy I can't take no more
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♪ I won't stay here locked behind the door
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♪ Got to stir it up
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♪ I got to break it up now
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♪ When I think about tomorrow
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♪ Ooh, I can't wait to
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♪ Stir it up Got to shake it up now
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♪ If I had to beg or borrow
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♪ I'm not gonna take it anymore
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- ♪ Oh-oh oh-ohh-oh oh-ohh-oh
-♪ Come on
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-♪ So much pressure to keep holding on
-♪ Whoa
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♪ Pack my clothes up, baby
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♪ I'll be gone
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♪ Stir it up Got to break it up now
♪ When I think about tomorrow
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-♪ I can't wait to
-♪ Stir it up
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♪ I got to shake it up now
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♪ If I have to beg or borrow
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♪ I'm not gonna take it no more ♪
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Lean to the left. Lean to the right.
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Come on, Acorns!
Fight, fight, fight! Go, Acorns!
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(GURGLING AND SCREAMING)
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ANNOUNCER: There's excitement
in the air, ladies and gentlemen.
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It's been two decades since
Oakey Oaks has beaten rivals
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the Spud Valley Taters.
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Down by only a single run,
and with a player in scoring position,
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we finally have a chance again.
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This excitement isn't about the
fun of baseball, it's not about the prize.
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It's about the gloating
and rubbing their noses in it,
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the "Nah-nah-na-na-na!
We beat you!" taunting, if you will,
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-that comes with the winning.
-Yeah!
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ANNOUNCER: That's right.
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Oakey Oaks and the
Honorable Mayor Turkey Lurkey
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will finally have bragging rights
again for one full year!
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(CHUCKLING AND MUTTERING)
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But this battle has taken
a heavy toll on our hometown heroes.
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After nine grueling innings
and several players out with injuries,
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the Acorns are scraping
the bottom of the roster.
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Hopefully, there's just enough muscle
on the bench to pull out a win.
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Up next... (SHUDDERING)
Chicken Little.
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-(CROWD GROANING)
-(CRYING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Clearly a long shot, folks.
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Little hasn't been up to bat
once since joining the team.
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-He's gonna lose the game for us!
-ANNOUNCER: Wait!
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If he can just get a walk
and advance to first, that powerhouse,
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Foxy Loxy can step up and save us all.
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She's had a terrific game so far.
A shoo-in for the MVP trophy.
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Okay, kid, listen up.
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You have an itty-bitty,
teeny-tiny strike zone.
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There's no way he can throw you out!
Take the walk. Don't swing.
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-I have a good feeling...
-Look at me. Don't swing.
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Take the walk. You hear me?
Just take the walk!
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-But, coach, wait!
-COACH: Don't swing!
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ANNOUNCER: Nervous, gangly,
barely able to hold the pine,
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Little advances to the box.
He's going to bat from the right.
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Make it the left. No, the right.
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-The right.
-Easy out!
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ANNOUNCER: Left field's
found something better to do,
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center field's got a hunger pang
in his second stomach
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-and right field's digging for grubs.
-Play ball!
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CHEETAH: Why him?
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Why now? (SOBBING)
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I won't embarrass you, Dad.
Not this time.
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ANNOUNCER: Here's the wind-up,
the pitch! It's a high cutter.
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-Ball!
-(GRUNTING)
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-(GASPING)
-(GROANING)
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Uh... Strike one!
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
I've seen roadkill with faster reflexes.
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The catcher lays down
the signals. Here's the pitch.
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Curve ball low and outside, he swings!
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Stee-rike two!
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Ohh!
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I said, don't swing!
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CROWD: Don't swing!
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-No!
-Batter up!
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(CROWD YELLING)
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That's two in the hole!
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One more strike, it's a punch out, folks,
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and we're all going home.
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(WHISPERING) Today is a new day.
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(SLOW-MOTION) Don't swing!
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(ALL GASPING)
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Well, take away my squeaky toy!
It's a hit!
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-A hit?
-A hit?
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CROWD: A hit?
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ANNOUNCER: Wait! The batter
is unbelievably at home plate.
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He's standing in a daze. Run, kid, run!
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Go, son! Run! Run!
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(CROWD YELLING)
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Run!
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ANNOUNCER: There he goes,
headed the wrong way.
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-Wait, wait, wait!
-No, no! Not that way!
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-Run the other way!
-Turn around!
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ANNOUNCER: Wait! He's turned!
I've never said these words before,
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but he's actually rounding home plate!
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-Goosey steps on home...
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Today's a new day!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: We have a tie game!
They're scrambling in the alley.
_________________________________
Looks like Rodriguez has it.
Nope, it's the center fielder!
_________________________________
Mayhem in the outfield,
as Rodriguez is fired to second.
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
Catch is complete, but where's the ball?
_________________________________
Little touches the bag
and keeps going. A hunt for the rock.
_________________________________
The fielders are having a little trouble.
Commotion out there!
_________________________________
-It's stuck! It's stuck!
-Tip the cow!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
It's the old tip-the-cow play.
_________________________________
The kid heads for the hot corner,
a stand-up triple!
_________________________________
-Yes!
-ANNOUNCER: Hold up! No!
_________________________________
Incredible! He's going
for the whole enchilada!
_________________________________
The entire ball of wax,
the kit and caboodle!
_________________________________
Go back! You're never gonna make it!
_________________________________
(MOOING)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
He's trying to lighten his load!
_________________________________
The outfield behind,
Little's on all cylinders!
_________________________________
He slides for the dish!
_________________________________
It's going to be a photo finish at home!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(BELLOWS)
_________________________________
UMPIRE: You're out!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BUBBLING)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Oh, folks.
Folks, what a heartbreaker.
_________________________________
UMPIRE: Wait!
ANNOUNCER: Wait!
_________________________________
Wait a cotton-picking second.
Hold your horses, here,
_________________________________
and horses hold your breath.
This might not be over. He...
_________________________________
He's...
_________________________________
Safe! The runner is safe!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: It's all over, folks!
_________________________________
The Acorns have done the impossible!
_________________________________
For the first time in 20 years,
we won the pennant!
_________________________________
Mothers, kiss your babies!
You've witnessed a miracle!
_________________________________
Remember where you were at this
moment. The smells! The sounds!
_________________________________
There's a new winner in town
and his name is Chicken Little!
_________________________________
That was just a lucky hit!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
Yes, Chicken Little, it's all yours!
_________________________________
The victory, the triumph, the glory!
_________________________________
And getting doused with a sticky drink
that soaks into your undies
_________________________________
and chafes for hours!
_________________________________
This is one memory you'll savor forever!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Yeah!
_________________________________
ABBY: Yeah!
RUNT: Yeah!
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes! We won! We won!
That's my boy out there!
_________________________________
That's my boy!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: ♪ I am the champion, my friend
_________________________________
♪ And I'll keep on fightin' till the end
_________________________________
(IMITATING GUITAR RIFF)
_________________________________
♪ I am the champion
_________________________________
♪ I am the champion
_________________________________
♪ But gone is the loser
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause I am the champion
_________________________________
♪ Of the world ♪
_________________________________
-(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
-Yow!
_________________________________
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Here's the wind-up and the pitch!
_________________________________
-A knuckleball!
-He swings!
_________________________________
-Crack!
-It's going.
_________________________________
-He rounds first, to second!
-It hits high off the wall!
_________________________________
He flies past third
and heads for the plate!
_________________________________
It's a scramble for the ball!
It's gonna be close!
_________________________________
-He is safe!
-(BOTH CHEERING)
_________________________________
-The mighty Acorns win!
-Yes! Acorns win!
_________________________________
The mighty Acorns win!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-(YAWNING)
_________________________________
Geez, you know,
_________________________________
I guess that puts the whole
"sky is falling" incident
_________________________________
behind us once and for all. Hey, kiddo?
_________________________________
You bet, Dad.
_________________________________
I... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Unless you think we need closure?
_________________________________
Closure? What's to close here?
_________________________________
Unless you think we need to close...
_________________________________
-Not me.
-It's closed!
_________________________________
-I agree. Vacuum sealed.
-Shut tight!
_________________________________
Okay, great, Dad. You...
Closure, I don't know.
_________________________________
All right. Enough fun.
_________________________________
Good talk. Good talk, son.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
-Here, I'll give you a push.
-Rock me a little. Help me.
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Okay, I'm up.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Good night, Ace.
_________________________________
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
BUCK: Here's the wind-up,
and the pitch!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Thanks for the chance.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: No!
_________________________________
A piece of the sky?
_________________________________
Shaped like a stop sign? Not again!
_________________________________
BUCK: Hey! Son! You all right?
_________________________________
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm comin' upstairs!
_________________________________
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
_________________________________
You sure? I thought I heard you yell.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Uh, I, uh...
_________________________________
I fell out of bed.
_________________________________
BUCK: Huh?
_________________________________
-How'd you get over there?
-Over where?
_________________________________
-There. There!
-Where?
_________________________________
How'd you get over there?
_________________________________
Who're we talking about?
_________________________________
Never mind. What's the difference?
Look, the past is behind us, right?
_________________________________
-Mmm.
-Tomorrow's gonna be a new day.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING) Please be gone,
please be gone, please be gone...
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Good.
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: I gotta call Abby!
_________________________________
(WANNABE PLAYING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Uh-huh.
RUNT: Uh-huh.
_________________________________
♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want What I really really want
_________________________________
♪ Tell me what you want What you really really want
_________________________________
♪ I'll tell you what I want What I really really want
_________________________________
♪ So tell me what you want What you really really want
_________________________________
♪ I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna
_________________________________
♪ Really really really wanna zigazig ah
_________________________________
♪ If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends
_________________________________
-♪ Gotta get with my friends
-♪ Make it last forever
_________________________________
♪ Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover
_________________________________
♪ You have got to give 
_________________________________
-♪ Taking is too easy
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
-♪ But that's the way it is
-Hello! Mallard residence.
_________________________________
♪ Tell you what I want
_________________________________
Runt! Quiet! I'm on the phone!
_________________________________
♪ I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna
_________________________________
-♪ I wanna really... ♪
-Runt!
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(CLAPPING AND GURGLING)
_________________________________
Hey! Where are you?
_________________________________
-We already started. We were just...
-CHICKEN LITTLE: It opened up!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: All right, guys.
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
-Bizarre.
-(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Okay. Let me guess.
You haven't told your dad yet.
_________________________________
-Well...
-I knew it!
_________________________________
Why haven't you told him?
There hasn't been
_________________________________
-"you, your dad, talk-talk-talking."
-There was talking.
_________________________________
-There was definitely talking.
-Really? What did he say?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
(MUMBLES GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
All right, that's it.
We are doing an intervention!
_________________________________
You have got to stop messing around
and deal with the problem!
_________________________________
-She's right!
-Abby, please.
_________________________________
This is exactly what
fell on me the first time.
_________________________________
There's no way
I'm bringing this up again.
_________________________________
-No, he's not.
-Runt!
_________________________________
Sorry! I'm a gutless flip-flopper.
_________________________________
Okay. I'm sure there's
a simple, logical explanation.
_________________________________
I mean, it could be
a piece of weather balloon,
_________________________________
or maybe it's part of some
experimental communications satellite.
_________________________________
I don't care. I want it
out of my life, gone for good.
_________________________________
Everything back to normal.
_________________________________
Hey, remember when
that icy blue stuff fell from the sky?
_________________________________
Everybody thought it was
from space and stuff?
_________________________________
And it just turned out to be
frozen pee from a jet airplane.
_________________________________
Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee.
_________________________________
Yeah. It's frozen pee.
Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.
_________________________________
-Could you stop saying that?
-What? Pee?
_________________________________
-Pee.
-How about tinkle?
_________________________________
-Piddle? Wee-wee?
-Whiz?
_________________________________
Okay, subject change.
_________________________________
-Make pishee?
-I don't care what it is!
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Are you gonna
help me get rid of it or not?
_________________________________
-(HUMMING AND BEEPING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
-(ELECTRIC HUMMING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Flying Fish! Take cover!
_________________________________
ABBY: Fish!
_________________________________
-No!
-Fish!
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Aaah!
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on!
_________________________________
Wait, wait, whoa, son!
Where's the fire here?
_________________________________
Chicken Little has something
to tell you! Tell him. He can handle it.
_________________________________
Who're we talking about?
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-Uh...
_________________________________
Gotta go, Dad! Bye!
_________________________________
Ha! You got to be ready
to listen to your children,
_________________________________
even if they have nothing to say.
_________________________________
-ABBY: Sit tight, Fish!
-Fish! We will try to save you!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-Yeah!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
I'm sorry! Wait!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKS)
-Sorry!
_________________________________
-Curb!
-Ay!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Fish!
_________________________________
(RUNT WHEEZING AND GULPING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL FIZZLING)
_________________________________
(WINDS GUSTING)
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Abby!
_________________________________
Abby! Wake up!
_________________________________
Come on! Let's get outta here!
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GARBLED GURGLING)
_________________________________
RUNT: Oh, poor Fish!
_________________________________
He's probably stuffed and mounted
like an intergalactic trophy or...
_________________________________
maybe he's a half-living host
_________________________________
implanted with
their face-hugging embryo babies.
_________________________________
One thing's for sure, man. He's gone!
_________________________________
-Gone, man!
-(GASPING) Not yet!
_________________________________
-(TAPPING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Oh, snap.
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Fish.
_________________________________
(GULPING AND MUFFLED BURP)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Hey! What are you doing? Come on!
_________________________________
Fish.
_________________________________
Fish.
_________________________________
Fish.
_________________________________
-Fish.
-(ELECTRIC BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Where are you, Fish?
-Shh!
_________________________________
I can't handle the pressure!
Go on without me!
_________________________________
-Runt.
-You're just fine.
_________________________________
I'll jeopardize the mission!
Endanger us all!
_________________________________
Throw me overboard
while you still have a chance!
_________________________________
Just leave me some ammo, little water,
_________________________________
some chips if you have 'em.
_________________________________
Calm. Okay, all right. Listen.
_________________________________
-Where's your bag?
-Everything's okay.
_________________________________
ABBY: Now breathe.
CHICKEN LITTLE: Breathe.
_________________________________
-No, slowly.
-Slowly.
_________________________________
Slowly.
_________________________________
Okay. Now, just do the thing
you do to relax.
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ Well, you can tell by the way
_________________________________
♪ I use my walk I'm a woman's man
_________________________________
♪ No time to talk
_________________________________
♪ Huh huh huh huh
_________________________________
♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive
_________________________________
Aaah!
_________________________________
-(GURGLING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
ALL: Fish!
_________________________________
BOTH: Fish! Are you okay?
_________________________________
Did they hurt you? Say something!
_________________________________
Don't tap the glass.
They hate it when you do that.
_________________________________
All right, let's get out of here.
Where's Runt?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
We're next.
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Run!
_________________________________
Okay! That's it!
_________________________________
We're running back
to your house. Tell your dad!
_________________________________
Okay! You're right, you're right!
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING AND
GARBLED LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive
_________________________________
♪ Stayin' alive
_________________________________
-Oh, Runt!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
RUNT: Push! Push! No!
_________________________________
-Runt!
-No! Not pull! Push!
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here right now!
Come on...
_________________________________
No! Come on, you guys! Hu...
_________________________________
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
Okay, time out!
_________________________________
So, (LAUGHS)
have you been to the mall?
_________________________________
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Tension makes me bloat.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Come on, guys! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Look out!
_________________________________
Thanks! Curse these
genetically tiny legs!
_________________________________
Ohh! Aah! (BURPING)
_________________________________
(RUNT BURPING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
What's that noise?
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Sorry. Nervous eater.
_________________________________
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Run!
-Wait! Fish!
_________________________________
The school bell! We've got to ring
the school bell to warn everyone!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
ABBY: Go! Go!
_________________________________
-Aaah!
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(RUSTLING)
-(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
It's locked!
_________________________________
(BREATHLESS SQUEAL)
_________________________________
RUNT: They're... they're comin'.
_________________________________
I need a soda.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy!
_________________________________
-The corner's wrinkled!
-Why are we doing this?
_________________________________
-Come on, take it, take it!
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Come on! Work! Work!
_________________________________
Work! You work!
_________________________________
What happened?
I blacked out there for a second.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling!
The sky is falling!
_________________________________
It was just an acorn. A little acorn!
_________________________________
I can't tell you 
how embarrassed I am, folks.
_________________________________
ABBY: Ring the bell!
_________________________________
Come on, Chicken Little! Ring the bell!
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(RINGING)
_________________________________
(PANTING AND GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Huh? What?
(STAMMERING) Oh!
_________________________________
CITIZEN ON TV:
Now the weather with Riz.
_________________________________
A cold front is moving in so...
_________________________________
The alarm bell has been activated!
Quick! Get a camera crew!
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)
-(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
COACH: Chicken Little! You better
have a good explanation for this!
_________________________________
There's, there's... It's a...
You have to... D'oh! Doo wah!
_________________________________
What did he say?
_________________________________
There's... It's a...
You have to... D'oh... Doo wah.
_________________________________
Follow me! Come on!
Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here!
_________________________________
Aliens here!
_________________________________
It's... It's happening again.
_________________________________
Come on! Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
Come on. Come on.
You're about to see it!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
Quick! Quick! It's taking off!
_________________________________
Come on! If you don't hurry,
you're gonna miss it!
_________________________________
Oh, look! A penny!
_________________________________
-Guys!
-Oh, right.
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
Come on! Quick! It's taking off!
_________________________________
Come on! Hurry up! Please! It's right in...
_________________________________
REPORTER 1: What are we looking for?
_________________________________
-REPORTER 2: I don't know.
-(CAMERA LENS BUZZING)
_________________________________
Uh, yeah. Okay. I know this looks bad,
_________________________________
but there's an invisible
spaceship right there
_________________________________
with aliens who are here to invade Earth!
_________________________________
Let me show you. (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
REPORTER 3: Ooh, bad throw.
_________________________________
Okay, let me try again.
_________________________________
-ALL: Bad throw.
-We all know I don't have a good arm,
_________________________________
but there's these
cloaking panels on the bottom.
_________________________________
They make it disappear. One fell out
of the sky and hit me right on the head.
_________________________________
Oh, it's the acorn thing all over again.
_________________________________
Eh, there's no story here.
_________________________________
At least we can sell the video to
Chickens Gone Wild.
_________________________________
-I'm telling ya, it was here!
-No, wait! There were aliens!
_________________________________
It's true! They had eyes...
They're glowing and then tentacles!
_________________________________
And maps with planets
with X's through them! Aah!
_________________________________
Runt, that's enough!
_________________________________
Don't make Mommy take away
your Streisand collection!
_________________________________
Mom? You leave Barbra out of this!
_________________________________
Why can't you keep
that child of yours under control?
_________________________________
What kind of parent are you?
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: I'm telling the truth.
_________________________________
Dad! Dad! I'm not making this up!
_________________________________
You gotta believe me this time.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
No, son. I don't.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) I can't tell you
how embarrassed I am, folks.
_________________________________
I'm really sorry about this, everyone.
_________________________________
Looks like this is just
a big, crazy misunderstanding.
_________________________________
Well, other than the penny,
this whole evening was a wash!
_________________________________
Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard.
No one blames you.
_________________________________
(GASPING AND PANTING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING AND WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
REPORTER: Reports of panic
and mayhem are pouring in
_________________________________
after yet another Chicken Little
incident last night.
_________________________________
In one instance, a family 
of lemmings was sent running in fear,
_________________________________
but unable to find a cliff, they
instead began throwing themselves
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGS)
_________________________________
-from the nearest park bench.
-Hello? I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Hello? I apologize.
Hello? Give me a break!
_________________________________
What? You were trampled?
That's terrible.
_________________________________
I thought rabbits' feet
were supposed to be lucky.
_________________________________
-COMPUTER: You have hate mail.
-I'm sorry. That wasn't very funny.
_________________________________
-COMPUTER: You have more hate mail.
-Hi. What are you saying, sir?
_________________________________
Your hate mail box is full.
_________________________________
Oh, yes. I do see the skywriting there.
_________________________________
Thank goodness the cloud
blocked the last letter. Hello?
_________________________________
-Hey, hey, hey! Watch your mouth.
-(WOMAN SPEAKING ON PHONE)
_________________________________
Yeah? Oh, yeah?
Well, I'd like to see you try.
_________________________________
Okay, I love you too, Mom. Bye.
_________________________________
-(PHONE RINGS)
-Hello? Really. Well...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
If there was ever a time
to talk to your dad...
_________________________________
it's now.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
It's too late for that.
_________________________________
(RUNT SOBBING)
_________________________________
It's too late, baby, now it's too late.
_________________________________
(SOBBING) Though they
really did try to make it.
_________________________________
-Runt.
-(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Just think about it.
_________________________________
Something inside has died
and they just can't hide
_________________________________
and they just can't fake it. Oh, no, no.
_________________________________
(KIRBY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
Runt, I really just want
to be alone right now.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Oh! Abby! Runt! Fish!
_________________________________
Look! There! Look there! Look there!
_________________________________
-What is that thing?
-Look at that!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(GURGLES)
-(SCREAMING STOPS)
_________________________________
-(GURGLING)
-(GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
-His name is Kirby?
-They left him behind?
_________________________________
Darth Vader is Luke's father?
_________________________________
(KIRBY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
No, don't...
Come on, come on, don't cry.
_________________________________
We're here for you. We're gonna do
whatever it takes to get you back home.
_________________________________
-Here, blow.
-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Okay. (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
See, guys? He's cool.
He was just freaked out. That's all.
_________________________________
Ah-choo!
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE)
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING)
-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(KIRBY GASPING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Those are your parents?
-(FISH GURGLING)
_________________________________
And they brought the galactic armada?
_________________________________
(KIRBY SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Watch out for the kid! Don't hit him!
-There you are. Get in the car.
_________________________________
-I gotta tell you something.
-What?
_________________________________
I know, I know! You were right!
Alien invasion. I see that now.
_________________________________
Look up! There it is!
_________________________________
Dad, you know, about that...
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-It's actually just a rescue mission.
-Rescue mission?
_________________________________
This alien kid was left
and they're coming back to get him!
_________________________________
We have to help him,
'cause if we don't, who else will?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Ugh!
_________________________________
Forget it.
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Son, come back! Son! Chicken Little!
_________________________________
Mr. Cluck! Wait! He's telling the truth!
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He is! (GASPING)
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Though, given his track record, we
understand why you don't believe him!
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(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING)
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♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
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♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
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-♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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-(ALARM BUZZING)
-♪ And I feel fine
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
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♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
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♪ And I feel fine ♪
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(ZAPPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Watch out for the kid! No! Don't!
Don't hit him! Don't hit... Look out!
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(GASPING)
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-(GASPING)
-(HORN HONKING)
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-(GRUNTING)
-(SPUTTERING)
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Whew!
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BUCK: Chicken Little!
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-(SCREAMING)
-What? Where's your head?
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here!
Come on! Come o...
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You, with the running and the jumping!
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-Dad. No, wait.
-ABBY: What are you guys doing?
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We gotta get outta here!
_________________________________
It's like War of the Worlds out there!
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-Stop pulling!
-Just listen to me for one second!
_________________________________
-It's not dangerous!
-We are under attack!
_________________________________
Will you two stop messing around
and deal with the problem?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-You're never there for me!
-What?
_________________________________
Okay, that's not what I had in mind, but...
_________________________________
You're never there for me. I mean,
_________________________________
you were when I won the game,
but not when I thought the sky fell.
_________________________________
And not at the ball field and not now!
_________________________________
This is good! Keep going. Keep going!
_________________________________
You've been ashamed since
the acorn thing.
_________________________________
We have to talk because
Modern Mallard says avoiding closure
_________________________________
can lead to molting. I'm already small
_________________________________
and I don't think
I could handle being bald!
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I... I didn't...
_________________________________
realize, son.
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I-I never meant to...
_________________________________
The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole...
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(SIGHS)
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You're right. You're right.
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(SIGHING AND CHUCKLING)
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Y... Your mom, she was...
_________________________________
You know, she was always good
with stuff like this.
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(SIGHING)
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Me... (CHUCKLES)
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I'm gonna need a lot of work.
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(BUCK SIGHS)
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But you need to know that I love you,
_________________________________
no matter what.
_________________________________
And I'm sorry I...
_________________________________
And I'm sorry if I ever made
you feel like that was something...
_________________________________
you had to earn.
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-(CHUCKLING)
-(RUMBLING)
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Uh... uh...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.
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Okay, Dad.
_________________________________
Now, all we gotta do is return
helpless little Kirby.
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(SQUEAKS)
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(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Return this whatever it is?
_________________________________
This is crazy! Crazy!
_________________________________
Crazy wonderful!
_________________________________
Just tell me what you need me to do.
_________________________________
-Do you really mean it?
-You bet! Anything, son.
_________________________________
Come on, Dad.
We've got a planet to save!
_________________________________
Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh!
_________________________________
This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?
(CHUCKLING)
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By the way, I'd like to say I've
always found you extremely attractive!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Now that's closure.
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(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! What's going on?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh, they've given
her an alien mind-wipe!
_________________________________
Aaah!
_________________________________
Okay, son. What do we do now?
_________________________________
Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad.
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All we have to do is take the kid down
the street to the giant metal alien.
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
We surrender! Here!
Take the key to the city!
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-(ZAPPING)
-Key to my car?
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-Tic Tac?
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(KIRBY BABBLING)
-Forget plan A!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
-Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________
Okay, Okay, what now, son?
_________________________________
Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.
_________________________________
-Uh, plan B?
-Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B!
_________________________________
-What is plan B?
-(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
What? You have to go
to the bathroom? You want juice?
_________________________________
A snack? Corn dog on a stick?
_________________________________
Want to play some golf?
What do you want?
_________________________________
I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.
_________________________________
(KIRBY SPEAKS
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
No, no, I am.
_________________________________
Poo-tee-tah.
_________________________________
Oh. Is that your parents?
_________________________________
Pooteetah, pooteetah. (SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
That's it, Dad! Plan B!
_________________________________
All we have to do is weave
through traffic through town square
_________________________________
while avoiding death rays
from alien robots.
_________________________________
We get to Town Hall,
climb up to the roof
_________________________________
and give the kid back to its parents.
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-(FEMALE SCREAMING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Charge!
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
Wow! (JABBERING)
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(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
-(CLANGING)
-BUCK: A-ha!
_________________________________
Now that's what
I call taking out the trash!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Okay, son. Now what?
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
Fire truck!
_________________________________
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Plan C!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Runt, no! Turn around!
_________________________________
-Go back to Town Hall!
-But they'll vaporize us!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-You want me to do what?
-Runt, just do it! It'll work!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: We'll survive!
_________________________________
I will survive?
_________________________________
Brake, Abby!
_________________________________
-(I WILL SURVIVE PLAYING)
-Okay.
_________________________________
-Floor it!
-(GIGGLES) Boink.
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
Deploy ladder, Fish!
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ I'll survive
_________________________________
♪ I will survive Hey, hey ♪
_________________________________
BUCK: Plan D.
KIRBY: Plan D!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
(PANTING) Thighs hurting.
Drumsticks burning.
_________________________________
But loving you! (GROANING)
_________________________________
Full support!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I can't get out! Come back, son!
_________________________________
We can't go out this way!
It's dangerous.
_________________________________
-No, Dad, I can do this!
-It's too dangerous.
_________________________________
I can do this. I can.
_________________________________
You gotta believe me this time.
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I do, son.
_________________________________
Okay, hang on tight.
_________________________________
-Yes!
-Here's your kid! Look over here!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Here's your kid!
_________________________________
He's okay!
_________________________________
-(JABBERING)
-(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE:
He's all right! Stop the invasion!
_________________________________
Son! Son!
_________________________________
(YELLING) Aah!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-I'm here, son!
-Dad! Look out!
_________________________________
Get away from my boy! Get away!
_________________________________
-BOTH: The mighty Acorns...
-(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________
-(SUCKING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-LURKEY: Oh!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Tic Tac?
_________________________________
Why did you take our child?
_________________________________
Hey, hey! Just... (GULPS)
Just hold on there, buddy!
_________________________________
My son did not take your kid!
_________________________________
You were the one that left him behind!
_________________________________
That's bad parenting!
And I should know!
_________________________________
Silence! (ECHOING)
_________________________________
Release the child!
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Okay, okay.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby,
I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) That was close.
-At least they're back together.
_________________________________
They got their kid.
_________________________________
You have violated
intergalactic law 90210!
_________________________________
A charge punishable
by immediate particle disintegration!
_________________________________
Oh, snap.
_________________________________
(JABBERING)
_________________________________
-Hmm? What's that?
-(JABBERING)
_________________________________
Hmm. I...
_________________________________
I don't quite...
_________________________________
Melvin, honey?
He's saying they're telling the truth.
_________________________________
It was just a misunderstanding.
_________________________________
(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
Well, then. This is awkward.
_________________________________
-Yes, it is.
-I suppose I should...
_________________________________
-Put the big guns away? -Yes, yes.
_________________________________
TINA: Now put them down.
MELVIN: Of course.
_________________________________
-And turn off your big voice.
-But I don't...
_________________________________
-Turn it off.
-But...
_________________________________
But I don't get to use
the big voice very often!
_________________________________
Melvin.
_________________________________
Yes, dear.
_________________________________
Hi. Uh, anyone want to try the big voice?
_________________________________
MELVIN: (LAUGHING) Again,
I cannot tell you how sorry we are
_________________________________
for this whole misunderstanding.
_________________________________
Oh, dear goodness.
We are so very sorry.
_________________________________
We are. And if it hadn't
been for your son there,
_________________________________
well, we might have
vaporized the whole planet.
_________________________________
-What?
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Goodness! What a shame
that would have been.
_________________________________
-Tell 'em!
-Where would we pick acorns?
_________________________________
We stop here on the way to the in-laws.
_________________________________
-Every year.
-Looked on all the other planets.
_________________________________
-You only find them on Earth.
-Just as it says here
_________________________________
on your primitive graphic display.
_________________________________
-That caught our eyes.
-(POLICE SIREN)
_________________________________
Okay, everything's been
put back to normal,
_________________________________
except for this one, over here.
_________________________________
-Hi, y'all!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Foxy?
_________________________________
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli lolli lolli
_________________________________
♪ Lollipop...
_________________________________
She got her brainwaves
scrambled during reconstitution.
_________________________________
No worries! We can put
her back the way she was.
_________________________________
No! She's perfect.
_________________________________
♪ Lollipop! Lollipop! ♪
_________________________________
-Scary.
-Whoops!
_________________________________
Darling! Look at the time!
We better get a move on.
_________________________________
All right, then. It was good meeting ya.
_________________________________
Sorry for the whole
full-scale invasion thing.
_________________________________
But, hey, I'm a dad.
You know how it is with your kids.
_________________________________
When they need ya,
you do whatever it takes.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) There goes that panel again.
_________________________________
Every year we come, this thing falls off.
_________________________________
Someday it's going
to hit somebody on the head.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Nonsense!
_________________________________
You can't return the panel.
_________________________________
-Now that's ridiculous.
-You threw away the receipt again.
_________________________________
MELVIN: (ECHOING) Silence!
_________________________________
TINA: Melvin, did you just try
and use the big voice on me?
_________________________________
MELVIN: Um... Uh...
_________________________________
Who we talking about?
_________________________________
So I'd like to see the movie
they make about you now.
_________________________________
I just hope they stay true
to what really happened.
_________________________________
Oh, son, these people
are from Hollywood!
_________________________________
One thing they'll never do
_________________________________
is mess with a good story.
_________________________________
(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________
Red alert! Man your battle stations!
_________________________________
Status report, Mr. Fish.
_________________________________
Commander Little,
the evil Foxloxian Army
_________________________________
has broken through
the planet's atmosphere.
_________________________________
(GASPS) But that means...
_________________________________
Yes, I know. The sky... is falling.
_________________________________
Commander Little! No!
_________________________________
Please... call me...
_________________________________
Ace.
_________________________________
Oh, Ace! No!
_________________________________
I never intended to
bring you into this...  Abby.
_________________________________
-Runt, do you copy?
-Yes, commander?
_________________________________
Runt, my friend, an alien fleet
is about to invade Earth.
_________________________________
Civilization as we know it
depends on me
_________________________________
and, to a lesser extent... you.
_________________________________
So I've just got one question for you.
_________________________________
Are you ready to rock?
_________________________________
Ain't no mountain high enough,
ain't no valley low...
_________________________________
(AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN
HIGH ENOUGH PLAYING)
_________________________________
LITTLE: Raise your pork shield, Runt.
Prepare to engage.
_________________________________
LITTLE: Stay on target. Stay on target!
_________________________________
Give 'em a taste of the other white meat!
_________________________________
-RUNT: Cap'n! Look out!
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)
_________________________________
LITTLE: Runt!
_________________________________
Runt, are you all right?
_________________________________
RUNT: No, no. Ya gotta 
go on without me, commander.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Just leave me some ammo, a little water,
_________________________________
some chips if you have 'em.
_________________________________
-This is amazingly accurate.
-(GURGLES)
_________________________________
(COMMANDER LITTLE CRYING)
_________________________________
LITTLE: He was my good friend.
_________________________________
Oh, Abby.
_________________________________
At least I still have you... Abby.
_________________________________
ABBY: Ace!
LITTLE: Abby.
_________________________________
-Ace!
-Abby.
_________________________________
Ace!
_________________________________
Good people of Oakey Oaks.
_________________________________
Though at times it may feel 
like the sky is falling around you,
_________________________________
never give up.
_________________________________
For every day, is a new day!
_________________________________
CROWD: A new day!
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
_________________________________
Oh, Ace!
_________________________________
♪ To keep me from you
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no river wild enough
_________________________________
♪ To keep me from you
_________________________________
-(WHISTLING)
- ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Nothing can keep me
_________________________________
♪ Keep me from you
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Nothing can keep me
_________________________________
-♪ Keep me from you
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no river wild enough
_________________________________
-♪ To keep me from you
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
♪ Nothing in this world
_________________________________
♪ Can keep me from you, babe
_________________________________
♪ Just call my name ♪
_________________________________
(DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
♪ I couldn't if I tried
_________________________________
♪ Oh, honey If I get restless
_________________________________
♪ Baby, you're not that kind
_________________________________
♪ Oooh
_________________________________
♪ And nobody knows it
_________________________________
-♪ When I was down
-♪ I was your clown
_________________________________
♪ Oooh
_________________________________
♪ And nobody knows it
_________________________________
♪ Nobody knows
_________________________________
♪ Right from the start
_________________________________
♪ I gave you my heart
_________________________________
♪ Ahhh
_________________________________
♪ I gave you my heart
_________________________________
(GURGLING IN TUNE)
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
FOXY: ♪ I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
-♪ Don't go breaking my -Baa, baa.
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
Come on, Runt. You can do it.
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
-♪ Don't go breaking my ♪
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
You got to act quickly, Dad. Try this.
_________________________________
- ♪ Don't go breaking my
-There you go!
_________________________________
- ♪ Don't go breaking my
-There it is!
_________________________________
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
(KIRBY AND MORKUPINE
BEATBOXING)
_________________________________
I'm having fun now!
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
_________________________________
That was great!
_________________________________
Let's sing it again!
_________________________________
(SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER PLAYING)
♪ Twist it
♪ Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby
♪ Here we go, loop-de-loo
-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Shake it out, baby
♪ Now here we go, loop-de-la
♪ Head over, let me see you shake a tail feather
-♪ Head over, let me see you shake a tail feather -♪ Come on over
♪ Come on, let me see you shake a tail feather
♪ Come on and let me see you shake a tail feather
♪ Twist it
♪ Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby
-♪ Yeah, baby -♪ Ohh
-♪ Here we go, loop-de-loo -♪ Loop-de-loo
♪ Come on, shake it on, baby
♪ Now here we go, loop-de-la
♪ Head over, let me see you shake a tail feather
♪ Head over, let me see you shake a tail feather
♪ Come on and let me see you shake a tail feather
♪ Come on and let me see you shake a tail feather
-♪ Come on ♪ -♪ Come on, let me see you shake a tail feather
-♪ Come on, baby -♪ Do it right Shake it shake it, baby
♪ Head over, let me see you shake a tail feather
-♪ Come on -♪ Ahh, shake it
♪ All right Do the twist
♪ Come on, let me see you shake a tail feather
-♪ Do the fly -♪ Do the fly
♪ Yeah, do the swing ♪
-♪ Come on, let me see you shake a tail feather ♪ -♪ Now do the bird ♪
♪ Come on Let's do the twist ♪
♪ Twist it ♪
♪ Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby ♪
-♪ Yeah, baby ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪
-♪ Twist it ♪ -♪ Twist it ♪
♪ Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby ♪
♪ Let me see you shake a tail feather ♪
-♪ Twist it ♪ -♪ Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby ♪
♪ Let me see you shake a tail feather ♪
-♪ Twist it ♪ -♪ Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby ♪