Toy Story - Subtitles (en)

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ANDY: All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!
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Don't anybody move!
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Now, empty that safe!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Money, money, money! (KISSING)
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Stop it! Stop it,
you mean, old potato!
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Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
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Help! Baa!
Help us!
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Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!
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VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

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Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
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I'm here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.

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Doh!
How'd you know it was me?
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Are you gonna come quietly?
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You can't touch me, Sheriff!
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I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.

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Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.

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-(GROWLING)

-Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
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You're going to jail, Bart!
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Say goodbye to the wife
and Tater Tots.

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(GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(BABY SQUEALING,
LAUGHING, COOING)
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You saved the day again, Woody.

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VOICE BOX: You're my

favorite deputy.

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You've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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Come on,
let's wrangle up the cattle.

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When the road looks
rough ahead

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And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
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Round 'em up, cowboy!
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Just remember
what your old pal said
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Boy, you've got
a friend in me
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Yee-haw!
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Yeah, you've got a friend in me
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Hey, cowboy!
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Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
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(WHINNYING)
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Big and stronger too

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Come on, Woody.
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Maybe
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But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
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-It's me and you, boy

-(LAUGHS)
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And as the years go by
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Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHING)
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Our friendship will never die
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Whoo!
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You're gonna see
It's our destiny
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(LAUGHING)
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You've got a friend in me
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All right!
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Yeah, you've got a friend in me
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Score!
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-You got a friend in me

-Wow! Cool!
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-MOM: What do you think?

-Oh, this looks great, Mom!
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Okay, birthday boy...
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We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
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-I hope I have enough places.

-Wow, look at that! That's so...

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-One, two... Four.

-Oh, my gosh, you got...

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-Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

-Could we leave this up 'til we move?
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-Well, sure! We can leave it up.

-Yeah!
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Now go get Molly. Your friends
are gonna be here any minute.

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Okay. It's party time, Woody.

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-Yee-haw!

-(RUNNING FOOTFALLS)
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(BABY SQUEALING)
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Howdy, little lady.

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(SQUEALING)
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VOICE BOX: Somebody's

poisoned the water hole.
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-(COOING)

-Come on, Molly.

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Oh, you're getting heavy.

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-(MOLLY COOING)

-See you later, Woody.

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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?
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Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
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-(SQUEAKS)

-Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

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Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

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(TIRES SQUEAL, MOTOR REVS)
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-(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)

-(BELL DINGS, SIREN WAILING)

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-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, Hamm.

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-Look, I'm Picasso!

-I don't get it.

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You uncultured swine! What're
you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
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(SQUEAKS)
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(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)
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-Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

-Sir! No, sir!
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Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

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-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, uh, Slinky?
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Right here, Woody.
I'm red this time.

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-No. S-Slink...

-Oh, well, all right.

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You can be red if you want.

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Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

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(SHOUTS) Bad news?
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Shh, shh, shh!
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Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.

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Got it.
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-Be happy!

-Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.

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(SIREN WAILING)
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Hey. (JABBERS)
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Hey, Etch. Draw!
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-(DING)

-Oh! Got me again.

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Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.

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Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.

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Now, where is that... Oh.

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Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
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(ROARING)
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-How're you doin', Rex?

-Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

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I was close to being scared
that time.

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I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.

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I think I'm just
coming off as annoying.
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(COUGHS)
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

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I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.

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Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

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What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?
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(SHEEPISH GIGGLE)
Oh, yeah! (MUTTERS)
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Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.

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-Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

-Come on, come on.

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Smaller toys up front.

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SLINKY: Hey, Woody, come on.

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(TOYS TITTERING,
BUZZING, DINGING)
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-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Ahem!
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-(SQUEAKS)

-Oh, thanks, Mike.

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-(LOUD FEEDBACK)

-Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.
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-HAMM: For crying out loud.

-Thank you.

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(AMPLIFIED BLOWING)
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Hello? Check.
That better? Great.
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Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
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Okay. First item today...
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Uh... oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
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-REX: What?

-Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

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I didn't know we were
supposed to have one already.

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-Do we have to hold hands?

-(TOYS GIBBERING)
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You guys think this is a big joke.
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We've only got one week
left before the move.
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I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
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If you don't have one, get one!
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All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
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Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meeting
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was, I think, a big success.
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And we wanna thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
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Thank you, Mr. Spell.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE: You're welcome.
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Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
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(QUIETLY) Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.
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-Wait a minute here!
-(TOYS COMPLAINING)
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What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!
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What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?
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Well, obviously she wanted to
have the party before the move.

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I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.
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Of course Woody ain't worried. He's
been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
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Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head.

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If Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
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Woody has never
steered us wrong before.

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Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.
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But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
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I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!
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Hey, listen,
no one's getting replaced.
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This is Andy
we're talking about.
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It doesn't matter
how much we're played with.
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(CHIRPING)
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What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.
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That's what we're made for, right?
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Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff
meeting, but... they're here!
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Birthday guests at three o'clock!
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-Stay calm, everyone!

-(AGITATED GIBBERING)

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Hey!
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-Uh, meeting adjourned.
-(CREAKING)

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Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?
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I can't see a thing.

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Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.

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-Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

-Oh, for crying out loud.

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-They're all in boxes, you idiot.

-REX: They're getting bigger.

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Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.

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CHILD: Hi!
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(SCREAMING)
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MR. SPELL: Spell, trash can.

REX: We're doomed!
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All right! All right!
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If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
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-Yes! Yes! We promise!

-Okay! Save your batteries.

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Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.

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Sergeant, establish
a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
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-You know what to do.

-Yes, sir!
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All right, men.
You heard him. Code Red!
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Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
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Let's move!
Move, move, move, move!
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
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-(CHILD CHATTERING)

-CHILDREN: Yeah!
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(CHATTERING,
SHOUTING CONTINUE)
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MOM: Okay, come on, kids.

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Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.

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(KIDS SHOUTING,
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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(SHOUTING,
CHATTERING CONTINUE)
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HAMM:

All right, gangway, gangway.

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And this is how we find out
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-what is in those presents.

-(ROBOT HUMMING)
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(KIDS CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
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MOM: Okay, who's hungry?

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Here come the chips!
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I've got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
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What in the world... Oh!
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-I thought I told him to pick these up.

-(ICE CLINKING IN GLASSES)
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Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?
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Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.

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Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.

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(MOANING)
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G-G-Go on without me!
J-Just go!
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A good soldier never
leaves a man behind.

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(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
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-MOM: Okay, everybody, come on.
-(BOYS SHOUTING)

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Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...

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You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.

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Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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CHILD: Mine!
SERGEANT: There they are.

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SOLDIER ON MONITOR: Come in,
Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
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-This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!

-Come in, Mother Bird.
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All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.
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Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
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Hey, I can dream, can't I?
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The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.
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It's a... It's...
It's a... a lunch box.
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-We've got a lunch box here.

A lunch box?
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-Lunch box?

-For lunch. (LAUGHING)
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Okay, second present.
It appears to be...
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-Okay, it's bed sheets.

-Who invited that kid?
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(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
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Oh! Only one left.

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-Okay, we're on the last present now.

-Last present!
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It's a big one. It's a...
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-It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!

-Whew!
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-(ALL CHEERING)

-HAMM: Hallelujah!
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-Yeah! All right!

-Hey, watch it!
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Sorry there, old spud head.

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Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.
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So did I tell ya? Huh?
Nothin' to worry about.

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I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.
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Wait a minute. Oh!
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-What do we have here?

-Wait! Turn that thing back on!
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Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!
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Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.
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Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.

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-Mom, what is it? (GASPS)

-SERGEANT: It's a huge package.

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Oh, get outta the... One of the kids
is in the way. I can't see.

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-It's a...

-KIDS TOGETHER: Wow!
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-(STATIC)

-It's a what? What is it?
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-(POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)

-Oh, no!
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Oh, ya big lizard!
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-Now we'll never know what it is!

-Way to go, Rex!
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No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!
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He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
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Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me! (GRUNTING)
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-ANDY: Let's go to my room, guys!

-(BOYS SHOUTING)
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Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
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-(GRUNTS) There!

-SOLDIER: Juvenile intrusion!

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Repeat, resume
your positions now!
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Andy's coming! Everybody,
back to your places! Hurry!
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HAMM: Get to your places!

Get to your places!
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(REX SCREAMING)
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Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
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Out of my way! Here I come!
Here I come! (GROANS)
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(BOYS SHOUTING)
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(BOYS SHOUTING)
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ANDY: Hey, look,

its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!
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Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.

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And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!
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MOM: Come on down, guys!

It's time for games!
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-We've got prizes!

-(KIDS CHATTERING)
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-What is it?

-Can you see it?
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-What the heck is up there?

-Woody, who's up there with ya?
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-(COUGHING)

-SLINKY: Woody?
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-What are you doing under the bed?

-Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.

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I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.

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Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It's just a mistake!
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Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody. (CHUCKLES)
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-(GASPS) Have you been replaced?

-What did I tell you earlier?
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No one is getting replaced.

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Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up there
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a nice, big
Andy's-room welcome.

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(GULPS)
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(HEAVY BREATHING)
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-(BUZZES)

-Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

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Come in, Star Command.

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-(BUZZES)

-Star Command, come in.

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Do you read me?
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Why don't they answer?
(GASPS) My ship!
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Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.
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Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.

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My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.

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I've crash-landed
on a strange planet.

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The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.

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Terrain seems a bit unstable.

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No readout yet
if the air is breathable.

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And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

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-Hello!

-(KARATE YELL)
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(SCREAMS) Whoa! H-Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
-(BUZZING)

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-Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.

-(BUZZING CONTINUES)
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And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.

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And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.

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This is my spot, see,
the bed here.

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Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.

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I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.

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My ship has crash-landed here
by mistake.

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Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.

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I need to repair
my turbo boosters.

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Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?
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-Well, let's see. We got double-A's.

-(GASPS)
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Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
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Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.

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-Do you know these life-forms?

-Yes! They're Andy's toys.

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All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.

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I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.

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Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
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Wh-why, thank you!
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Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!
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-Say, what's that button do?

-I'll show you.

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VOICE BOX:

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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TOYS: Oh!
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Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.

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-Only it's...

-Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

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HAMM: Oh, yeah, but not like this.

This is a quality sound system.

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Probably all copper wiring, huh?
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So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
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Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

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As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
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of the Space Ranger Corps,
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I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion
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from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

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Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.

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And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.

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I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
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You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.

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Well, sure. Look at him.

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He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.

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-(BUZZING)

-Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.

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You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.

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Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
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It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.

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-What's with him?

-Laser envy.

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All right, that's enough!
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Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.

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-Toy?

-T-O-Y. Toy!
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Excuse me, I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
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The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.

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Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?
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Uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I'm curious.

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What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
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He's not a Space Ranger!
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He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!
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Excuse me.

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-TOYS: Ooh!

-Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
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Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!
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They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.

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-No, you can't.

-(SIGHS) Yes, I can.

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-You can't.

-Can.

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Can't. Can't. Can't!
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I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
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-Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.

-All right, then, I will.

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Stand back, everyone!
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(ELECTRONIC HUM)
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To infinity and beyond!
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(AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
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-Can!

-REX: Whoa!
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-Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

-(WHISTLING)
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I found my movin' buddy.

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Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.

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That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.

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Man, the dolls must really
go for you. Can you teach me that?
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-(LAUGHING) Golly bob howdy!

-Oh, shut up!
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You know, in a couple of days,
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everything will be just the way
it was. They'll see.

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-(ALL CHATTERING)

-WOODY: They'll see.

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I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

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I was on top of the world
livin' high

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It was right in my pocket

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ANDY: (LAUGHING) Whoa!
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I was livin' the life

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Things were just the way
they should be

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When from out of the sky
like a bomb

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Comes some little punk
in a rocket
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(LASER BUZZING)
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Now all of a sudden some
strange things are happening to me
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Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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Strange
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Things are happening to me
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Strange
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Things
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Strange things
are happening to me
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(LOUD ROAR)
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Ain't no doubt about it
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I had friends
I had lots of friends
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Now all my friends are gone
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And I'm doin' the best I can
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To carry on
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-I had power

-CHORUS: Power
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-I was respected

-Respected
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But not any more
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And I've lost the love of the one
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Whom I adore
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Let me tell you 'bout it
Strange
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Things are happenin' to me
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(SLINKY GRUNTS)
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Strange
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Things
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Strange
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Things are happenin' to me
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Ain't no doubt about it
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Strange
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Things
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Strange
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Things
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(GRUNTS) Finally!
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(SIGHS) Hey, who's got my hat?
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(SQUEAKS) Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
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Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha!
Gimme that!
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Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.

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It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.

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Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.

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TOGETHER: Wow!
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With permanent ink too!
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Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.

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Don't let it get to you, Woody.

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Uh... let what? I don't, uh...
What do you mean? Who?
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I know Andy's
excited about Buzz.

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But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.

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-Yeah, like the attic. (CHUCKLING)

-All right, that's it!
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-(TONAL HUMMING SOUND)

-Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

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Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

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(HUMMING) Hmm?
_________________________________

Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.

_________________________________

He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Where's that bonding strip?

-(BEEPING SOUND)
_________________________________

And another thing,
_________________________________

stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!
_________________________________

Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?
_________________________________

Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?
_________________________________

-Don't even think about it, cowboy.

-Oh, yeah, tough guy?
_________________________________

-(MECHANICAL WHOOSH)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHOKING)
_________________________________

(CHOKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(PANTING, SNIFFING)
The air isn't... toxic.

_________________________________

How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!
_________________________________

My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!
_________________________________

You actually think
you're the Buzz Lightyear?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

You're mocking me, aren't you?
_________________________________

Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!
_________________________________

-Where?

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING CONTINUES)
-SID: (LAUGHING) Yes!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

It's Sid!
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-SID: Don't move!
_________________________________

I thought he was at summer camp.

_________________________________

They must've kicked him out
early this year.

_________________________________

-(ROBOT BUZZING)

-REX: Oh, no, not Sid!
_________________________________

-SID: (GRUNTING) Incoming!

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Who is it this time?

-I... I can't... I can't tell.

_________________________________

-Hey, where's Lenny?

-Right here, Woody.

_________________________________

Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.

_________________________________
WOODY: Oh, no,

it's a Combat Carl.

_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

Nothing that concerns you spacemen,
just us toys.

_________________________________

I'd better take a look anyway.

_________________________________

(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Why is that soldier

strapped to an explosive device?
_________________________________

That's why, Sid.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.

_________________________________

No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.

_________________________________

-That is Sid.

-(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-You mean that happy child?

-That ain't no happy child.

_________________________________

He tortures toys, just for fun!
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Well, then we've got
to do something.

_________________________________

What are you doing?
Get down from there!
_________________________________

-I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

-Yeah, sure. You go ahead.

_________________________________

-Melt him with your scary laser.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
_________________________________

(BO PEEP SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(EXPLOSION)

-Look out!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-Yes! He's gone! He's history!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Whoo!

-I could've stopped him.

_________________________________

Buzz, I would love
to see you try.

_________________________________

Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.

_________________________________

-The sooner we move, the better.

-(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
ANDY: To infinity and beyond!

_________________________________

(IMITATES ROCKET SOUNDS
AND EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

All this packing
makes me hungry.

_________________________________

What would you say to dinner
at, oh, Pizza Planet?
_________________________________

Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
_________________________________
MOM: (LAUGHS) Go wash your hands,

and I'll get Molly ready.

_________________________________

-ANDY: Can I bring some toys?

-You can bring one toy.

_________________________________

-Just one?

-One toy?
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-Hmm.

_________________________________

-Will Andy pick me?

-(LIQUID SWISHING)
_________________________________

"Don't count on it"? (GROANS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

(BUZZ HUMMING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________

Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

(PANTING) Buzz Lightyear,
thank goodness. We've got trouble!
_________________________________

-Trouble? Where?

-Down there. Just down there.

_________________________________

A helpless toy, it's...
it's trapped, Buzz!
_________________________________

Then we've no time to lose.

_________________________________

I don't see anything!
_________________________________

Oh, he's there!
Just, just keep looking!
_________________________________

-What kind of toy... (GASPS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-TOGETHER: Buzz!
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(TOYS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: I don't see him

in the driveway.

_________________________________

-I think he bounced into Sid's yard!

-Oh! Buzz!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to
say something. What is it, boy?
_________________________________

-He's saying that this was no accident.

-What do you mean?
_________________________________

-I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...

-No!
_________________________________

...by Woody!
_________________________________

-ALL: What?

-Wait a minute.

_________________________________

You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?
_________________________________

That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Now, it was an accident, guys.

_________________________________

Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.

_________________________________

We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?
_________________________________

Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!
_________________________________

Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!
_________________________________

You don't deserve to... Hey!
_________________________________

You couldn't handle Buzz cutting
in on your playtime, could you, Woody?
_________________________________

Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favorite toy.

_________________________________

So you got rid of him.

_________________________________

Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?
_________________________________

You gonna knock me
outta the window too?
_________________________________

I don't think we should
give him the chance.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: There he is, men.

Frag him!
_________________________________

Let's string him up
by his pull string!
_________________________________
HAMM: I got dibs on his hat!
BO: Would you boys stop it!

_________________________________

Tackle him!
_________________________________

No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!
_________________________________
ANDY: Okay, Mom, be right down.

I've gotta get Buzz.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: Retreat!

_________________________________

Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
_________________________________

-MOM: No, I haven't seen him.

-Psst!
_________________________________

-MOM: Andy, I'm heading out the door!

-But, Mom, I can't find him!
_________________________________

Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!
_________________________________

Oh, okay.

_________________________________

I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.

_________________________________

Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.

_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

It's too short!
We need more monkeys!
_________________________________

There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!
_________________________________

Buzz, the monkeys
aren't working!
_________________________________

We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!
_________________________________

Oh, where could he be?
_________________________________

(SERVICE BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-Can I help pump the gas?

-Sure! I'll even let you drive.

_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Yeah, when you're 16.

_________________________________

-Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mom.
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Aw, great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz! Ha! You're alive!
_________________________________

This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.

_________________________________

Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the room
_________________________________

and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.

_________________________________

Huh? Right?
(PANTING) Buddy?
_________________________________

I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,
_________________________________

revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.

_________________________________

-Oh. Well, that's good.

-But we're not on my planet, are we?

_________________________________
-No. (SCREAMING)
-(BUZZ GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUZZ GRUNTING,
SPACESUIT BUZZING, BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING, GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay, come on!
_________________________________
WOODY: You want a piece of me?

_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Owww!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Buzz, Buzz,

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
_________________________________

-Aah-ouch!

-MOM: Next stop.

_________________________________

Pizza Planet! Yeah!
_________________________________

(DOOR SLIDES SHUT,
IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

-(DOOR SHUTS)

-(GASPS) Andy!
_________________________________

(PANTING) Wh... Doesn't he realize
that I'm not there?
_________________________________

(LOUD GASP) I'm lost!
_________________________________

(SOBS) Oh, I'm a lost toy!
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

_________________________________

The local sheriff and I seem to be at
a huge refueling station of some sort.

_________________________________

You!
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING,
HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE IDLING)
_________________________________

-According to my navi-computer, the...

-(GASPS) Shut up!
_________________________________

-Just shut up, you idiot!

-Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

_________________________________

This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.

_________________________________

They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!
_________________________________

My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceship
_________________________________

and taken away everything
that was important to me...

_________________________________

Don't talk to me
about importance!
_________________________________

Because of you the security
of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
_________________________________

What? What are
you talkin' about?
_________________________________

Right now, poised at
the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg
_________________________________

has been secretly building
a weapon
_________________________________

with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!
_________________________________

I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.

_________________________________

And you, my friend,
are responsible
_________________________________

for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!
_________________________________

You... are... a... toy!
_________________________________

You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear! You're a...

_________________________________

You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!
_________________________________

You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.

_________________________________

Farewell.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony!
_________________________________

-"Rendezvous with Star Command."

-(CAR APPROACHING)

_________________________________
DRIVER: Hey, gas dude!

ATTENDANT: You talkin' to me?
_________________________________

-Yeah, man. Can you help me?

-Pizza Planet? Andy!
_________________________________

Do you know
where Cutting Boulevard is?
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Buzz, come back!

-Go away!
_________________________________

No! Buzz, you gotta
come back! I...

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-I found a spaceship!
_________________________________

It's a spaceship, Buzz!
_________________________________

Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like,
the pizzas are getting cold here!
_________________________________

-ATTENDANT: Cutting Boulevard, huh?

-Yeah, yeah. Which way?
_________________________________

Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of origin
_________________________________

-once it jettisons its food supply?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.

_________________________________

-Well, then, let's climb aboard.

-No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.

_________________________________

Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.

_________________________________

-We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

-Yeah, bu...

_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

DRIVER: That's two lefts
and a right, huh?
_________________________________

-Thanks for the directions, okay?

-Yeah. And remember, kid...

_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

It's safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

_________________________________

-(TIRES SCREECH)

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(YELLING, GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

-(BRAKES SCREECH)

-(DOOR SIGNAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Next shuttle lift-off
is scheduled for
_________________________________

-T-minus 30 minutes and counting.

-(JETS HUMMING)
_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
_________________________________

Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA:
The white zone is for immediate pizza...
_________________________________

-Sheriff!

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

There you are.

_________________________________

Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-Great idea, Woody.

_________________________________

I like your thinkin'.

_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Now!

_________________________________

Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.

_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA: Jones, party
of five, your shuttle is now boarding...
_________________________________

BOY: Hey, Mom,
can we have some tokens?
_________________________________

Ow! Watch where you're going!
_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA:
...nine, eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

-five, four, three,

-(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

two, one.
_________________________________

What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.

_________________________________

(BEEPING, FIRES)
_________________________________

Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?
_________________________________

-Andy!

-Now, we need to find a ship
_________________________________

-that's headed for Sector 12.

-Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.

_________________________________

-There's a special ship. I just saw it.

-You mean it has hyperdrive?
_________________________________

Hyperactive hyperdrive.

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-And Astro... turf!
_________________________________

-Where is it? I-I don't see the...

-Come on. That's it.

_________________________________

Spaceship!
_________________________________

All right, Buzz, get ready.
And...

_________________________________

-And the universe explodes!

-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,
_________________________________

we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) No!

-ANDY: Mom, if I eat all my pizza,
_________________________________

can I have some alien slime?
_________________________________

This cannot be happening to me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(OBJECTS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

-A stranger.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-ALIENS TOGETHER: Ooh!

-Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I come in peace.

-(ALL GIBBERING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Before your
space journey, re-energize yourself
_________________________________

with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.
_________________________________
BUZZ: This is an

intergalactic emergency.

_________________________________

I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.

_________________________________

Who's in charge here?
_________________________________
ALIENS: The claw!

_________________________________

The claw is our master.

_________________________________

The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.

_________________________________

-This is ludicrous. (GASPS)

-Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Take that!

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Sid!
_________________________________
-Get down!

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What's gotten into you? I was...

_________________________________

You are the one that decided
to climb into this...

_________________________________

Shh! The claw, it moves.

_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS) I have been chosen!
_________________________________

Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.

_________________________________

Gotcha!
_________________________________

A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!
_________________________________

-(COIN CLICKING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CLAW BUZZING)
_________________________________

-SID: Yes!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Buzz! No! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Hey!

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-He has been chosen!
_________________________________

-He must go.

-Hey!

_________________________________
-What are you doing?

-Do not fight the claw.

_________________________________

Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!
_________________________________

All right!
Double prizes!
_________________________________

Let's go home and... play.
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(CHATTERS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.

_________________________________

-You're almost home.

-Nirvana is coming.

_________________________________

-The mystic portal awaits.

-Will you be quiet?
_________________________________

You guys don't get it, do you?
_________________________________

Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
_________________________________

-Sit! Good boy.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Hey, I got something for you, boy.

-Freeze!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS, PANTING)

-Ready, set, now!

_________________________________
-(SNARLING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKING)

_________________________________
Hannah!
Hey, Hannah!
_________________________________

-What?

-Did I get my package in the mail?
_________________________________

-I don't know.

-What do you mean you don't know?

_________________________________
-I don't know!

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!

-What? Hey!
_________________________________

-She's sick!

-No, she's not!
_________________________________

I'll have to perform
one of my operations.

_________________________________

-HANNAH: No!

-No, not Sid's room. Not there.

_________________________________

Hey, give her back!
_________________________________

Sid! Sid!
_________________________________

Oh, no, we have
a sick patient here, nurse.

_________________________________

-(BANGING ON DOOR)

-Prepare the OR, stat!
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Patient is... prepped.

_________________________________

No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.

_________________________________

Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!
_________________________________

I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES, IMITATES NURSE)
Doctor, you've done it!
_________________________________

Hannah!
_________________________________

-Janie's all better now.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
HANNAH: Mom! Mom!
SID: She's lying!

_________________________________

Whatever she says,
it's not true!
_________________________________

(DEPARTING FOOTFALLS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

We are gonna die.
I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Locked.

_________________________________

There's gotta be another way
outta here.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz?
W-Was that you?
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING, GASPS)

-(CREAKING)

_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Hey, hi there, little fella.

_________________________________

Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?

_________________________________
(GASPS, TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOX PLAYS
POP GOES THE WEASEL)
_________________________________

(YELLS, MUTTERING, GIBBERING)
_________________________________

B-B-B-B-Bu... Buzz!
_________________________________

-They're cannibals.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Mayday, mayday.

_________________________________

Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.

_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-Star Command, do you copy?
_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-I've set my laser from stun to kill.

_________________________________

Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
REX: Hey, you guys,
I think I found him!

_________________________________

-Buzz, is that you?

-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________

Whiskers, will you
get outta here!
_________________________________

You're interfering
with the search and rescue!
_________________________________

-(CAR APPROACHING)

-(GASPS) Look, they're home.

_________________________________

Mom, have you seen Woody?
_________________________________

-Where was the last place you left him?

-Right here in the van.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.

_________________________________

He's not here, Mom.
Woody's gone.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody's gone?
_________________________________

Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.

_________________________________

Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.

_________________________________

Who would've though t he was
capable of such atrocities?
_________________________________

Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

_________________________________
SID: Oh, a survivor.

Where's the rebel base? Talk!
_________________________________

I can see your will is strong.

_________________________________

Well, we have ways
of making you talk.

_________________________________

(SIZZLING)
_________________________________

Where are your rebel friends now?

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
SID'S MOM:

Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING CONTINUES)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.

_________________________________

A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.

_________________________________

I sure hope this isn't permanent.

_________________________________

Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.

_________________________________

The door. It's open!
We're free!
_________________________________

Woody, we don't know what's out there!
_________________________________

I'll tell you wha... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!
_________________________________

-Shield your eyes.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good for...

_________________________________

You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!
_________________________________

-Get away! Hoo-cha!

-Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?
_________________________________

-Stop that.

-Back! Back, you savages! Back!

_________________________________
-Woody, stop it!

-Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!
_________________________________

There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!
_________________________________

-There's no place like home. (GASPS)

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED YELL, GASPING)
_________________________________

Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.

_________________________________

-Don't tell me what to do.

-Shh!
_________________________________

(SNORING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(HEAVY BREATHING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Yee-haw!

Giddyap, pardner!
_________________________________

We got to get this wagon train
a-movin'!
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Split up!

-(SCUD GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING) Hmm?
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNARLS, PANTING)
_________________________________

MAN: Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________

-This is Star Command.

-Star Command!
_________________________________

-Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?

-BOY: Buzz Lightyear responding.
_________________________________

Read you loud and clear.
_________________________________

MAN: Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.
_________________________________

BOY: On the way!

CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: The world's
greatest superhero!
_________________________________

Now the world's greatest toy!

_________________________________
Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!
_________________________________

-BOY: Calling Buzz Lightyear!

-Karate chop action!
_________________________________

-BOY: Wow!

-Pulsating laser light!
_________________________________

-BOY: Total annihilation!

-Multi-phrase voice simulator!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________

And best of all,
high pressure space wings!
_________________________________

-To infinity and beyond!

-ANNOUNCER 2: Not a flying toy.
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER 1: Get your
Buzz Lightyear action figure
_________________________________

-and save a galaxy near you!

-CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.
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SPORTSCASTER:
And welcome back to the
_________________________________

Point Richmond
Bowling Championship.
_________________________________

(SPORTSCASTER CONTINUES)
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Out among the stars I sail
_________________________________

Way beyond the moon
_________________________________

In my silver ship I sailed
_________________________________

To a dream
that ended too soon
_________________________________

Now I know exactly
_________________________________

Who I am and what I'm here for
_________________________________

-(CHIRPING)

-WOODY'S VOICE: You are a toy!
_________________________________

You can't fly!
_________________________________

And I will go sailing
_________________________________

No more
_________________________________

But no, it can't be true
_________________________________

I could fly if I wanted to
_________________________________

Like a bird in the sky
_________________________________

If I believed I could fly
_________________________________

Why, I'd fly
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Clearly, I
_________________________________

Will go sailing
_________________________________

No more

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Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?
_________________________________

-(CLICK)

-MOM: What, dear? What was that?
_________________________________

Never mind!
_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

Oof! Oof! (GROANS)
_________________________________

Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?
_________________________________
BUZZ'S VOICE BOX: There's a secret

mission in uncharted space. Let's go.
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HANNAH: Really?
That is so interesting.

_________________________________

Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?

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(GASPS) Buzz!
_________________________________

It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.

_________________________________

It goes quite well with your head.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT,
IMITATING MOTHER) Hannah!
_________________________________

Oh, Hannah!
_________________________________

Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

I'll be right back.

_________________________________

What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?
_________________________________

Buzz. Hey.
Buzz, are you okay?
_________________________________

Gone!
(SNIFFLES) It's all gone.

_________________________________

All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.

_________________________________

What happened to you?
_________________________________

One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.

_________________________________

And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling with
_________________________________

Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.

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(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think you've had
enough tea for today.

_________________________________

Let's get you outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Don't you get it?
You see the hat?
_________________________________

-I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Snap out of it, Buzz!
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(HYSTERICAL CHUCKLING,
SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

I-I-I-I'm sorry. I...
You're right.

_________________________________

I am just a little depressed.
That's all.

_________________________________

I can get through this.

_________________________________

-Oh, I'm a sham!

-Shh!
_________________________________

-Look at me.

-Quiet, Buzz.

_________________________________

I can't even fly out of a window.

_________________________________

The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.

_________________________________

-The apron is a bit much.

-"Out the window"!
_________________________________

Buzz, you're a genius!
_________________________________

-(CRYING)

-Come on, come on. This way.

_________________________________

Years of academy, training, wasted!
_________________________________

Ha, ha. B-3.

_________________________________

-Miss! G-6.

-Oh!
_________________________________

-You sunk it. Are you peeking?

-Heh, heh!
_________________________________

Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.

_________________________________

-Give me the nose. Come on.

-How about three out of five?
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
_________________________________

-Son of a building block. It's Woody.

-He's in the psycho's bedroom.

_________________________________

-Ha, ha! Hi!

-Everyone! It's Woody!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You're kidding!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING, CRASHING)
_________________________________

-Hey, look!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys.

_________________________________

-I knew you'd come back, Woody.

-What are you doin' over there?
_________________________________

It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.

_________________________________

Here! Catch this!
_________________________________
BO: Ha!

_________________________________

-Whoa! I've got it, Woody.

-He got it, Woody.

_________________________________

Good goin', Slink. Now just,
just tie it on to somethin'.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got
a better idea. How 'bout we don't?
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Potato Head.

_________________________________

Did you all take stupid pills
this morning?
_________________________________

Have you forgotten
what he did to Buzz?
_________________________________

And now you wanna let him
back over here?
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.

_________________________________

Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!
_________________________________

-You are a liar!

-No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.

_________________________________

Tell the nice toys that you're...
that you're not dead.

_________________________________

(GASPS, SPUTTERS) Just a sec!
_________________________________

Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's very funny, Buzz.

_________________________________

-This is serious!

-REX: Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?
_________________________________
POTATO HEAD: He's lying.

Buzz ain't there.

_________________________________

Oh! Hi, Buzz!
_________________________________

Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Hey, look! It's Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys
our new secret best friends handshake.

_________________________________

Give me five, man!
_________________________________

Something's screwy here.

_________________________________

So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) You bet.
Give me a hug.

_________________________________

Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.

_________________________________

See? It is Buzz.

_________________________________

-Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

-Wait just a minute.

_________________________________

-What are you tryin' to pull?

-Nothing!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GROUP MURMURING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, RETCHES)
_________________________________

-Oh, that is disgusting.

-Murderer!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no, no, no!

-You murdering dog!
_________________________________

-It's not what you think. I swear!

-Save it for the jury.

_________________________________

I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, ya creep.

_________________________________

No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!
_________________________________

Ya gotta help us, please! You don't
know what it's like over here!
_________________________________

Come on.
Let's get outta here.

_________________________________

Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.

_________________________________
WOODY: Come back! Slink!

_________________________________

Slink! Please!
Please! Listen to me!
_________________________________

No! No! Come back!
_________________________________

Slinky!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(THUMPING, CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Go away!
_________________________________

You disgusting freaks!
Aaah!
_________________________________

All right, back!
Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!
_________________________________

He is still alive, and you're
not gonna get him, you monsters!
_________________________________

What are you doin'?
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, they fixed you.

_________________________________

But-But they're cannibals.

_________________________________

We saw them eat
those other toys.

_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know,
you know, eat my friend.

_________________________________
WOODY: Hey, no, no, wait, hey!

_________________________________

-What's wrong?

-SID'S MOM: Sid?
_________________________________
SID: Not now, Mom!

I'm busy!
_________________________________

-Sid! Buzz, come on!

-MOM: You left that door open.

_________________________________

Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!

_________________________________
It came!
It finally came!
_________________________________

Ha, ha!
_________________________________

"The Big One."
_________________________________

"Extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

"Keep out of reach of children."
_________________________________

Cool!
What am I gonna blow?
_________________________________

Man. Hey, where's
that wimpy cowboy doll?
_________________________________

(BUZZ BUZZING)
_________________________________

Yes. I've always wanted
to put a spaceman into orbit.

_________________________________

-(TAPE UNREELING)

-SID: Heh, heh.

_________________________________

Now. Yes.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

-(THUNDERCLAP)

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oh, man!
_________________________________

Sid Phillips reporting.

_________________________________

Launch of the shuttle
has been delayed
_________________________________

due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.

_________________________________

Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Sweet dreams.

_________________________________

(FOOTFALLS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
MOM: I looked everywhere, honey,

but all I could find was your hat.

_________________________________

But what if we
leave them behind?
_________________________________

Oh, don't worry, honey.

_________________________________

I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
_________________________________
REX: (GASPS) I need air!

_________________________________

Will you quit movin' around?
_________________________________

I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.

_________________________________

How did I get stuck
with you as a moving buddy?
_________________________________

Everyone else was picked.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________
BO: Oh, Woody.

_________________________________

If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey. Get over here and see if
you can get this toolbox off me.

_________________________________

Oh, come on, Buzz, I...

_________________________________

Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.

_________________________________

I can't help.
I can't help anyone.

_________________________________

Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.

_________________________________

Then I'll get that rocket off you, and
we'll make a break for Andy's house.

_________________________________

Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?
_________________________________

Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.

_________________________________

No, Woody. For the first time
I am thinking clearly.

_________________________________

You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.

_________________________________

Whoa, hey, wait a minute.

_________________________________

Bein' a toy is a lot better
than bein' a, a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

-Yeah, right.

-No, it is.

_________________________________

Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.

_________________________________

And it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal.

_________________________________

It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.

_________________________________

But why would Andy want me?
_________________________________

Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.

_________________________________

You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!
_________________________________

Your helmet does
that, that, that whoosh thing.

_________________________________

You are a cool toy.

_________________________________

As a matter of fact,
you're too cool.

_________________________________

I mean, I mean, what chance
does a toy like me have
_________________________________

against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?

_________________________________
All I can do is...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boots.
_________________________________

Why would Andy ever want
to play with me
_________________________________

when he's got you?
_________________________________

I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Listen, Buzz, forget about me.

_________________________________

You should get outta here
while you can.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...

_________________________________

Come on, sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.

_________________________________

Now let's get you out of this thing.
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yes, sir!
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-Come on, Buzz. We can do it.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(ENGINE APPROACHING)

_________________________________
Woody, it's the moving van.

_________________________________

We gotta get outta here now.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

All right. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Hey, I'm out!

-Almost there.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)
I want to ride the pony.

_________________________________

-(SNORES)

-Phew.

_________________________________

Woody? Woody?
Are you all right?

_________________________________
I'm fine. I'm okay.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(CLOCK CLATTERS ON FLOOR,
RINGING STOPS)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
Time for lift-off! Whoo!

_________________________________
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(GROWLS, BARKS, SNARLING)
_________________________________

-Aah! Back, back.

-(BARKS, YELPS)
_________________________________

-Down, down!

-(BARKS)
_________________________________

Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.

_________________________________

(TOYS CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Guys!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.

_________________________________

There's a good toy down there, and he's
gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.

_________________________________

All because of me.
We gotta save him.

_________________________________

And, uh...
But I need your help.

_________________________________

(TOY CREAKING)
_________________________________

Please. He's my friend.

_________________________________

And he's the only one I've got.

_________________________________

(TAPPING MORSE CODE)
_________________________________

-(TOY TRUMPETING)

-(TAPPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.

_________________________________

We're gonna have
to break a few rules.

_________________________________

But if it works,
it'll help everybody.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(POUNDING)
_________________________________
SID: Houston to Mission Control.

Come in, Control.

_________________________________

Launch pad is being constructed.

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-WOODY: All right, listen up.

_________________________________

I need Pump Boy here,
Ducky here.

_________________________________

-Legs, you're with Ducky.

-(QUACKS)
_________________________________

RollerBob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?

_________________________________
-(QUACKS)

-Okay. Let's move!

_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Wind the frog.

_________________________________

-(POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING)

-(DOG SNARLS)
_________________________________

-(CHITTERS)

-(FROG REVS)

_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

-Wait for the signal.

-(FROG REVS)
_________________________________

(QUACKS, MUTTERS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________

-(RINGING)

-Go!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-All right, let's go!

_________________________________
HANNAH: I'll get it!
_________________________________

Now!
_________________________________

-I'm coming. I'm coming.

-(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(QUACKS)

-(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(YELPS)

-Scud!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-Stupid dog.

_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
Lean back!
_________________________________
SID: Uh, Mission Control, is

the launch pad construction complete?
_________________________________

Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.

_________________________________

We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.

_________________________________

Countdown will commence
momentarily.

_________________________________

-Stand by.

-Let's go.

_________________________________

Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.

_________________________________

Woody! Great!
Help me outta this thing.

_________________________________

-Shh!

-What?
_________________________________

It's okay. Everything's under control.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Woody,
what are you doing?
_________________________________

Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...

_________________________________

Hey? How'd you get out here?
_________________________________

Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Houston, do we have
permission to launch?
_________________________________

(IMITATING RADIO STATIC)
Uh, roger. Permission granted.

_________________________________

You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.

_________________________________

And counting.
Ten, nine,

_________________________________
eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

five, four, three, two,
_________________________________

one!
_________________________________
WOODY'S VOICE BOX:

Reach for the sky!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

-It's busted.

-Who are you callin' busted, buster?
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-That's right.

_________________________________
-I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,
_________________________________

or smashed or ripped apart.
_________________________________

-"We"?

-That's right! Your toys!

_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________

Mama!
_________________________________

Mama! Mama!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! (GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Mama!
_________________________________

From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!
_________________________________

Because if you don't,
we'll find out, Sid.
_________________________________

We toys can see everything.
_________________________________

So play nice.

_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Ha-ha! We did it!
We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!
_________________________________

The toys!
The toys are alive!
_________________________________

N-Nice toy.
Aaah!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-What's wrong, Sid?
_________________________________

-Don't you want to play with Sally?

-(SID SOBBING)
_________________________________

Nice work, fellows.
Good job.

_________________________________

Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.

_________________________________

Woody.

_________________________________

-Thanks.

-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
MOTHER:

Everybody say, "Bye, house!"
_________________________________

-Woody! The van!

-ANDY: Bye, house.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
_________________________________

(CAR DOOR SLIDES CLOSED)
_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTING)
_________________________________

-Quick!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________
Just go. I'll catch up.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Aaah!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-You can do it, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-I made it.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! Get away,
you stupid dog! Down!
_________________________________

-Down! Aah! Aah!

-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I can't do it.

_________________________________

-(CLOTH RIPPING)

-Take care of Andy for me!
_________________________________

-No!

-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING, BARKING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Are we there already?
_________________________________

-Woody?

-How did you...?
_________________________________

-How'd he get here?

-Where have you...?
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What's goin' on?

-What's he takin'?
_________________________________

Aha! There you are!
_________________________________

-Hey. What's he doing?

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Aah!

-He's at it again!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

-Get him!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Ah, ah, no, no!
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BARKS, PANTS)
_________________________________

-Pig pile!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING,
TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Get outta that car!

MAN: Move it!
_________________________________

Whew.

_________________________________

No! Please!
You don't understand!
_________________________________

Buzz is out there.
We gotta help him.

_________________________________

-No!

-Toss him overboard!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
Wait! Aah!
_________________________________

-Hooray!

-So long, Woody!
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________

Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

-Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.

-Look out!
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-Now let's catch up to that truck.

-(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.

_________________________________

-What?

-And Buzz is with him!
_________________________________

-(HORN BEEPING)

-It is Buzz!
_________________________________

Woody was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-What have we done?

-Great! Now I have guilt.

_________________________________

We're almost there!
_________________________________

Rocky, the ramp!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Quick! Hold onto my tail!
_________________________________

-Attaboy, Slink!

-Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

Woody! Speed up!
_________________________________

-Speed up!

-The batteries!
_________________________________

They're runnin' out!
_________________________________
SLINKY:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa! Aah!
_________________________________
TIMON AND PUMBAA:

Hakuna Matata
_________________________________

What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-Aaah!
_________________________________

-I can't hold on much longer.

-Slink! Hang on!
_________________________________

-Aaah!

-Ouch!
_________________________________

(MOURNING DOVE COOING)
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

Woody! The rocket!
_________________________________

The match! Yes!
_________________________________

Thank you, Sid!
_________________________________

(CAR APPROACHING)
_________________________________

No! No, no! No!
_________________________________

No! Oh, no!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no,
_________________________________

no!
_________________________________

(SOBS) No!
_________________________________

-Woody! What are you doing?

-Hold still, Buzz!
_________________________________

-Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

-You did it!
_________________________________

Next stop, Andy!
_________________________________

Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!
_________________________________

(LIPS FLAPPING)
_________________________________

I should have held on longer.

_________________________________

Look! Look! It's Woody
and Buzz comin' up fast!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________
REX: Aah! Take cover!

_________________________________

Aaah! This is the part
where we blow up!
_________________________________

Not today!
_________________________________

(FIREWORKS CRACKLING)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz!
You're flyin'!
_________________________________

This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.

_________________________________
WOODY: Ha-ha-ha!

_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.

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We're not aiming for the truck.

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(THUDDING)
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Hey, wow!
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-MOTHER: What? What is it?

-Woody! Buzz!
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Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?

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-Here in the car!

-See?
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Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.

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(GIGGLES)
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-Which one can I open first?

-Let's let Molly open one.

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SERGEANT:

Frankincense, this is Myrrh.
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Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.

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Whoa! It's time!
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Ohh! Oh, Bo.
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There's got to be a less painful way
to get my attention.

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Merry Christmas, sheriff.

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-Say, isn't that mistletoe?

-Mm-hmm.

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-Ooh!

-(KISSING SOUNDS, BO GIGGLES)
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Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.

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That way I could play the,
uh, dominant predator.

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Quiet, everyone! Quiet!
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SERGEANT: Molly's first

present is Mrs. Potato Head.
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Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head.
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Way to go, Idaho!
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Gee, I'd better shave.

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-(RADIO WHINING)

-SERGEANT: Come in, Frankincense.
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Andy is now opening
his first present.
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-It's... (STATIC)

-Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,
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-you are not worried, are you?

-SERGEANT: I can't quite...
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-Me? No, no. Pfft.

-SERGEANT: Make out...
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No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

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SERGEANT: A large box... It's-It's-It's...

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-Are you?

-(CHUCKLES) Now, Buzz,
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what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?
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ANDY ON MONITOR:

Oh, what is it? What is it?
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-(PUPPY BARKING)

-ANDY: Wow! A puppy!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo
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You've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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When the road looks rough ahead
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And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
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You just remember
what your old pal said
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Boy, you've got a friend in me
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Yeah, you've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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-You got troubles

-And I got 'em too
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There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you
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If we stick together
we can see it through
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'Cause you've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
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Bigger and stronger too
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Maybe
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But none of them will ever love you
the way I do
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TOGETHER: It's me and you, boy
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And as the years go by
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Our friendship will never die
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You're gonna see it's our destiny
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You've got a friend in me

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You've got a friend in me

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You've got a friend in me

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