Toy Story 2 - Subtitles (en)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(ROCKET FIRING)
_________________________________

(ROCKET FIRING)
_________________________________

(HYDRAULICS WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(BREATHING APPARATUS HISSING)
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

_________________________________

All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,
_________________________________

but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(ALL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-(BEEPING)

-(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Come to me, my prey.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES GASPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

_________________________________

Not today, Zurg!
_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT)

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no.

-Oh, you almost had him.

_________________________________

-I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

-Sure, you will, Rex.

_________________________________

In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

_________________________________

But look at my little arms!
_________________________________

I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!
_________________________________

Where is it? Where is it?
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Huh? (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

-BOTH: Ooh.

_________________________________

Hang on, cowboy!
_________________________________

-Woody, are you all right?

-(GRUNTS) Oh. Yeah.

_________________________________

Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.

_________________________________

Batteries need to be changed.

_________________________________

Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.

_________________________________

Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminar
_________________________________

on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.

_________________________________

Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.

_________________________________

Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?
_________________________________

No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,
_________________________________

and I can't find it anywhere!
_________________________________

Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,
_________________________________

you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."
_________________________________

-They're called s'mores, Buzz.

-Right. Right. Of course.

_________________________________

Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
_________________________________
SERGEANT: Keep looking, men.

Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.

_________________________________

The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.

_________________________________

(SHEEP BLEATING)
_________________________________

It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.

_________________________________

-I found it.

-You found my hat?
_________________________________

Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.

_________________________________

-Oh, my little sweet potato!

-Oh, you found it!
_________________________________

Oh, it's so nice
_________________________________

to have a big, strong spud
around the house.

_________________________________

-Ooh! (GIGGLES)

-Oh, great. That's just great.

_________________________________

This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!
_________________________________

-Woody, look under your boot.

-Don't be silly.
_________________________________
-My hat is not under my boot.

-Would you just look?
_________________________________

(GROANS) No hat.
Just the word "Andy."
_________________________________

Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that
_________________________________

would take you to camp
with or without your hat.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Bo.

_________________________________

It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.

_________________________________

It's my one time
with just me and Andy. (GASPS)
_________________________________

You're cute when you care.
_________________________________

-Bo, not in front of Buzz.

-(PURRS) Let him look.

_________________________________

-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Miss Peep, your sheep!
_________________________________

-(WHISTLES)

-(REX SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,
_________________________________

-and I'm sittin' on good deals.

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Ow! I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.
_________________________________

Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...
_________________________________

-Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!

-Which one is off?
_________________________________

Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!
_________________________________

So hurry on down...
_________________________________

For cryin' out loud, it's this one.

_________________________________

-I despise that chicken.

-Fellas! Fellas!
_________________________________

Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.

_________________________________

What news?
_________________________________

The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.

_________________________________

My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

_________________________________

-Where'd you find it?

-Well, that's the bad news.

_________________________________

-(DOG BARKING)

-Oh, it's Buster!
_________________________________
SERGEANT: Canine alert!

Man your battle stations!
_________________________________

-Let's move, move, move!

-(BUSTER GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Woody! Hide! Quick!

-(WOODY GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING ELECTRONICALLY)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING) Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!
_________________________________

Buster, all right. (GROANS)
_________________________________

Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
_________________________________

-Looks like a new record.

-Okay, boy. Sit.

_________________________________

-Reach for the sky.

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

-(YELPS)

-Gotcha!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Great job, boy.

_________________________________

Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?
_________________________________

Who's gonna miss me?
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Who's gonna miss me?
_________________________________
MOTHER: Andy, you got all your stuff?

_________________________________

Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.

_________________________________

It's in my room.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Stick 'em up.

_________________________________

I guess we'll work on that later.

_________________________________

Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?
_________________________________

Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.

_________________________________

Five minutes. Hmm.
_________________________________

Help, help! Somebody help me!
_________________________________

Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!
_________________________________
ANDY: (EVIL VOICE) Never!

_________________________________

You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?
_________________________________

Shark, or death by monkeys?
(IMITATES MONKEY CHITTERING)
_________________________________

Choose!
_________________________________
ANDY: (IMITATING WOODY)

I choose Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

What? That's not a choice!
_________________________________
ANDY: (IMITATING BUZZ)

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

-I'll save you, Miss Peep.

-My hero. (IMITATES KISSING)
_________________________________
ANDY: (AS WOODY) Thanks, Buzz.
ANDY: (AS BUZZ) No problem, buddy.

_________________________________

You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duo
_________________________________

of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.

_________________________________

-But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.

-Oh, no.

_________________________________

-Maybe we can fix him on the way.

-No, just leave him.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Woody's been shelved.

_________________________________

(REX GASPS)
_________________________________

Andy!
_________________________________
SLINKY: Woody?

_________________________________
BO PEEP: Woody?

Honey, are you okay?
_________________________________
ANDY: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!

(WHOOPS)
_________________________________

He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!
_________________________________

He's back early from cowboy camp!
_________________________________

-Places, everybody! Andy's coming!

-(ALL GASPING, CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

(HUMMING LONE RANGER
THEME SONG)
_________________________________

Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
_________________________________

Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!
_________________________________

Ohh. I forgot. You're broken.

_________________________________

I don't wanna play with you anymore.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!
_________________________________

(CHOKING)
Andy. Andy. (GARBLED)
_________________________________

(VOICE ECHOING) Bye, Woody.

_________________________________

No! No! Andy!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING, GASPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES COUGHING)

-WOODY: Wheezy, is that you?
_________________________________

-Hey, Woody.

-What are you doing up here?
_________________________________

I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.

_________________________________

-Andy was so upset.

-Nah.

_________________________________

She just told him that
to calm him down
_________________________________

and then put me on the shelf.

_________________________________

-Why didn't you yell for help?

-Well, I tried squeakin'.

_________________________________

But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me. (WHEEZES)
_________________________________

(COUGHS) Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.

_________________________________

(WHEEZES, COUGHS)
_________________________________

What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?
_________________________________

We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.

_________________________________

Yard sale? Yard sale!
_________________________________

Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!
_________________________________

-Yard sale?

-Sarge, emergency roll call!
_________________________________

Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
_________________________________

All civilians fall in position now!

Single file! Let's move, move, move!
_________________________________

-Hamm?

-Here.

_________________________________

-Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?

-BOTH: Here.

_________________________________

Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.

_________________________________

I hate yard sales!
_________________________________

(YELPS) Someone's coming!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay. Let's see what's up here.

_________________________________

(PUZZLE PIECES RATTLING)
_________________________________

Bye, Woody.
_________________________________

Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.

_________________________________

Ooh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY,
SPUTTERS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!
_________________________________

Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
_________________________________
POTATO HEAD:

What's goin' on? He's nuts.

_________________________________

His arm ain't that bad.

_________________________________

Don't do it, Woody! We love you!
_________________________________

-WOODY: Careful on the steps, now.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUSTER PANTS)
_________________________________

(CHILD LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.

_________________________________
WOODY: Not that casual.

_________________________________

(CHILD BABBLING)
_________________________________
HAMM: Piggy bank coming through,

coming through.

_________________________________
REX: Is he out there?
BUZZ: There he is.

_________________________________

-(WOODY GRUNTS)

-(MAN WHISTLING)
_________________________________
REX: He's getting in the box!

_________________________________
HAMM: He's sellin' himself

for 25 cents!
_________________________________

Woody, you're worth more than that.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on. Hold on.

He's got something.

_________________________________

-It's Wheezy!

-ALL: Wheezy?
_________________________________

Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.

_________________________________

-(WOODY GRUNTS)

-(WHEEZY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.

_________________________________

-Bless you, Woody.

-All right, now.

_________________________________

Back to Andy's room. Hyah!
_________________________________

-(TOYS LAUGHING)

-BUZZ: Way to go, cowboy.

_________________________________

-SLINKY: Golly bob howdy!

-Woody, I'm slipping!
_________________________________

(YELLS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHILD LAUGHING)
Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!
_________________________________

-Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!

-Hey, that's not her toy!
_________________________________
SLINKY: What's that little gal

think she's doin'?
_________________________________

Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?
_________________________________

Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

(MAN GASPING)
_________________________________

Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
_________________________________

Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...

_________________________________

(GASPS, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
A hat! I found him!
_________________________________

I found him! I found him!
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-ANDY'S MOTHER: Buster! Quiet down!
_________________________________

-Excuse me. Can I help you?

-Yes.

_________________________________

You can help take his paws off my pal.

_________________________________

I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.

_________________________________

-Oh, now, how did this get down here?

-BUZZ: Hand her the sheriff.

_________________________________

Nice and easy.

_________________________________

-$5.

-I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Now just walk away.

_________________________________

-Wait.

-The other way.

_________________________________

-I'll give you 50 bucks for it.

-50 bucks ain't bad.

_________________________________

-MOTHER: It's not for sale.

-Everything's for sale.

_________________________________

-Or trade. You like my watch?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

-He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!

-She showed him!
_________________________________

-Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.

-(SPUTTERING, GROANING)
_________________________________
POTATO HEAD:

Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on.
HAMM: What's up?

_________________________________
REX: What is it, Buzz?

_________________________________

-(CRASH)

-TOYS: What's happening?
_________________________________

What's he doing?
_________________________________

I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?
_________________________________
BUZZ: He's stealin' Woody!
REX: What? He can't take Woody.

_________________________________

It's illegal.

_________________________________

-Where's he going?

-Do something.

_________________________________
BO PEEP: Buzz!

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-POTATO HEAD: Get him, Buzz.

_________________________________

Where's the red jacket?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CRIES OUT, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Why would someone steal Woody?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

All right.
Let's review this one more time.

_________________________________

At precisely 8:32-ish,
_________________________________

Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.

_________________________________

Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.

_________________________________

-He didn't have a beard like that.

-Fine. Etch, give him a shave.

_________________________________
SLINKY: The kidnapper

was bigger than that.

_________________________________

-Oh, picky, picky, picky.

-Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.

_________________________________

The kidnapper's vehicle.

_________________________________

Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.

_________________________________

Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.

_________________________________

Hey. Put a cork in it.

_________________________________

-How do you spell FBI?

-My crime scene!
_________________________________

Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, Godspilla?
_________________________________

-I didn't know there was a crime scene.

-Excuse me. Excuse me.

_________________________________

-A little quiet, please. Thank you.

-Huh?
_________________________________
MR. SPELL: Lazy toy brain.

_________________________________

-Lousy try, Brian.

-What are you doing, Buzz?
_________________________________

It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.

_________________________________

-Liz try bran.

-It's just a license plate.

_________________________________

-It's just a jumble of letters.

-Yeah, and there are about
_________________________________

3.5 million registered cars
in the tri-county area alone.

_________________________________
-Lou's thigh burn.

-(BUZZ GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.

_________________________________

Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!
_________________________________

(MR. SPELL BEEPING
ELECTRONICALLY)
_________________________________

-Al's Toy Barn.

-Al's Toy Barn!
_________________________________

Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's the chicken man!
_________________________________
BUZZ: That's our guy.

_________________________________

I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.

_________________________________

And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,
_________________________________

because I am in the middle
of something really important.

_________________________________

-(PHONE BEEPS OFF)

-(CHUCKLING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

You, my little cowboy friend,
_________________________________

are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.

_________________________________

(GASPING, STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(SIREN BLARING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Andy!
_________________________________

I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.

_________________________________

All the way to work!
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What? Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!
_________________________________

Stop it!
(SCREAMS) Sit, I said!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Yee-haw!

-(CRIES OUT)
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

-It's really you!

-What's me?
_________________________________

Whoo-whee!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

-Ha! It is you!

-Please stop saying that.

_________________________________

Prospector said someday you'd come.

_________________________________

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
_________________________________

The Prospector!
He'll wanna meet ya! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Say "hello" to the Prospector!
_________________________________

-It... It's a box.

-He's mint in the box.

_________________________________

Never been opened.

_________________________________
PETE: Turn me around, Bullseye,

so I can see.

_________________________________

Why, the prodigal son has returned.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.

_________________________________

Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.

_________________________________

-It's good to see you, Woody.

-Listen. I don't know...

_________________________________

-Hey, how do you know my name?

-Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.

_________________________________

Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's me.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

Holy cow.

_________________________________

(WESTERN-STYLE THEME SONG
PLAYS)
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Cowboy Crunchies,
_________________________________

the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,
_________________________________

proudly presents...
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play

_________________________________
There's Jessie
the yodeling cowgirl
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

-(CHORUS YODELING)

-Look it! That's me!
_________________________________

Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
_________________________________

He's a smart one

_________________________________
Pete the old Prospector
_________________________________

Has anyone seen my pick?
_________________________________

And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody

_________________________________
He's the very best

_________________________________
He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy
_________________________________

In the wild, wild west
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
_________________________________

I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.

_________________________________

-Keep looking.

-You're going too slow.

_________________________________

Let me take the wheel.

_________________________________

-(JUMBLED AUDIO)

-REX: It's too fast.

_________________________________

-How can you even tell what's on?

-I can tell.

_________________________________

-(AL SQUAWKS)

-ALL: Stop! Back, back, back!
_________________________________

Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.

_________________________________

-ALL: Back, back! Stop!

-And look for the giant chicken!

_________________________________
Now, Etch!
_________________________________

That's where I need to go.

_________________________________

You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.

_________________________________

Woody once risked his life to save me.

_________________________________

I couldn't call myself his friend

if I weren't willing to do the same.

_________________________________

So who's with me?
_________________________________

I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes

and your angry eyes just in case.

_________________________________

This is for Woody when you find him.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
_________________________________

but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.

_________________________________

Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING, WHEEZING)

-I'll do my best, son.

_________________________________

Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
_________________________________

Geronimo!
_________________________________

You'd think with
all my video game experience,
_________________________________

I'd be feeling more prepared.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

The idea is to let go.

_________________________________

We'll be back before Andy gets home.

_________________________________

Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
_________________________________

To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
_________________________________
TV JESSIE: They don't call this

_________________________________

the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector.
_________________________________

I reckon we oughta get outta here.

_________________________________
TV PETE: Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.

_________________________________
This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
_________________________________

Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!
_________________________________

-Holy tarnation.

-I'll call for help.
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!
_________________________________
TV WOODY: Good job, Bullseye.

_________________________________

I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.
_________________________________

-(CRITTERS CHITTERING)

-What's that?
_________________________________

Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,
_________________________________

and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,
_________________________________

and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?
_________________________________

RABBIT: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
_________________________________

You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!

It takes brains to put out that fire.
_________________________________

Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?
_________________________________

Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?
_________________________________

Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."
_________________________________

All right! All right! Next tape!
_________________________________

Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?
_________________________________

-Come on! Let's see the next episode!

-PETE: That's it.

_________________________________

-What?

-The show was canceled after that.

_________________________________

Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?
_________________________________

That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?
_________________________________

Two words, Sput-nik.

_________________________________

Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.

_________________________________

I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.

_________________________________

-I mean, look at all this stuff!

-JESSIE: Didn't you know?
_________________________________

Why, you're valuable property!
_________________________________

I wish the guys could see this.

Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.

_________________________________

I'm on a yo-yo. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.

_________________________________

Oh, it's a bank! Cool.

_________________________________

What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...

_________________________________

Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.

_________________________________

Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I get it.

_________________________________

"There's a snake in my boot."
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Bullseye.
Go long! Go long! Whoo!
_________________________________

-(DISTORTED INSTRUMENTAL)

-A record player!
_________________________________

I haven't seen one of these in ages.

_________________________________

(FAST-SPEED YODELING)
_________________________________

-(SINGING SLOWS)

-Okay, now. Slow.

_________________________________

-(EXTRA-SLOW SINGING)

-Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.

_________________________________

Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!
_________________________________
JESSIE: (GASPS) Oh.

_________________________________

Not bad.

_________________________________

It's time for Woody's Roundup

_________________________________
-Whee!

-He's the very best
_________________________________

(FAST-SPEED) He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...
_________________________________

Look at us! We're a complete set!
_________________________________

-Now it's on to the museum.

-Museum?
_________________________________

-(RECORD SCRATCHING)

-(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-What museum?

-PETE: THE museum.

_________________________________

We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.

_________________________________

-That's in Japan!

-Japan?
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What do you mean?
_________________________________

I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?

_________________________________
-(GASPS) He still has an owner.

-Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

(HYPERVENTILATING) No. Can't go.

_________________________________

I can't do storage again. I just can't!
_________________________________

-Jessie. Jessie.

-I won't go back in the dark!
_________________________________

What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?
_________________________________

Well, we've been in storage
for a long time
_________________________________

waiting for you.

_________________________________

-Why me?

-The museum's
_________________________________

only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.

_________________________________

Without you, we go back into storage.

_________________________________

-It's that simple.

-It's not fair!
_________________________________

How can you do this to us?
_________________________________

Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.

_________________________________

-You see, I was in this yard sale...

-Yard sale?
_________________________________

Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?
_________________________________

Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.

I was trying to save another toy when...

_________________________________

Was it because you're damaged?
Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
_________________________________

Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.

_________________________________

-I mean...

-Sounds like he really loves you.

_________________________________

It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!
_________________________________

-Well, I'm not going back into storage!

-(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-PETE: Al's coming!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Go! Go on, Jessie.

_________________________________

-Oh...

-Jessie, look at me.

_________________________________

I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!
_________________________________

(AL HUMMING)
_________________________________

It's show time!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, money, baby.
Money, money, money.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

And now
_________________________________

the main attraction.

_________________________________

(RESUMES HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS, SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No! His arm! Where's his arm?
_________________________________

Oh... No. No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

What am I gonna do? I know. I know.
_________________________________

(MUTTERING) Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!
_________________________________

-MAN: Hello?

-It's me. It's Al.

_________________________________

I got an emergency.

_________________________________

-I'm busy.

-Yes, we're all busy.

_________________________________

-Look. It has to be tonight.

-(MAN RESPONDS, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) It's gone! I can't believe it!
_________________________________

-My arm is completely gone!

-All right. Come here. Let me see that.

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Oh, it's just a popped seam,
_________________________________

easily repaired.

_________________________________

-You should consider yourself lucky.

-Lucky?
_________________________________

Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!
_________________________________

Big deal.

_________________________________

Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy
_________________________________

is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.

_________________________________

Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.

_________________________________

It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.

_________________________________

(OWL HOOTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.

_________________________________

Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.

_________________________________

-What?

-ALL: Nineteen?
_________________________________

Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.

_________________________________

Come on, fellas.

_________________________________

Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?

_________________________________
-ALL: No.

-No.

_________________________________

And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
_________________________________

-Oh, you had to bring that up.

-No, he didn't!
_________________________________

We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
_________________________________

-(STAR-SPANGLED PLAYING)

-Now let's move out!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: And that concludes
our broadcast day.
_________________________________

(STATIC)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

-(CRUNCHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.

_________________________________

Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.

_________________________________

You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.

_________________________________

Bullseye... (SPUTTERING)
All right. All right.

_________________________________

But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.

_________________________________

Over here. Attaboy.

_________________________________

Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.

_________________________________

Stop it. Psst.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.

_________________________________

Stop it.

_________________________________

(STOMACH RUMBLING)
_________________________________

-(BURPING)

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

(EXHALING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

-Phew.

-(REMOTE CLICKS)
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

No, Officer! I swear.
(MUTTERING) What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Uh... Oh.

_________________________________

Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.

_________________________________

-Where is the remote?

-(THEME SONG CONTINUES)

_________________________________
Where is the remote?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________

What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.

_________________________________

Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.

_________________________________

What? You think I did that?
_________________________________

Oh, right, right.
The TV just happened to turn on,
_________________________________

and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!
_________________________________

-You calling me a liar?

-Well, if the boot fits...

_________________________________

Say that again.

_________________________________

(ENUNCIATING) If the boot fits.
_________________________________

Okay, cowboy.

_________________________________

-Yah!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!
_________________________________

Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.

_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I don't know
how that television turned on,
_________________________________

but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.

_________________________________
-If I had both my arms...

-The fact is, you don't, Woody,
_________________________________

so I suggest
you just wait until morning.

_________________________________

-The cleaner will come, fix your arm...

-And then I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.

_________________________________

-It's just that Andy...

-Andy, Andy, Andy.

_________________________________

That's all he ever talks about.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
_________________________________

May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?

_________________________________
Losing health units. Must rest.

_________________________________

Is everyone present and accounted for?
_________________________________

Not quite everyone.

_________________________________

-Who's behind?

-Mine.

_________________________________

Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?
_________________________________

-Not now, Hamm.

-Oh, I love riddles. Why?
_________________________________

To get to the chicken
on the other side! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-(ALL WHOOPING)

-REX: The chicken!
_________________________________

-Oh, well. We tried.

-We'll have to cross.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-What the...

_________________________________

You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.

_________________________________

I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.

_________________________________

There must be a safe way.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Okay.

Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Drop!
_________________________________

-(AIR HISSING)

-(HORNS HONKING)

_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop! I said "drop"!

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!

_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop.

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go.

_________________________________

That went well.

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.

_________________________________

(HONKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness you're here.

_________________________________

Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
_________________________________

So, how long is this gonna take?
_________________________________

You can't rush art.

_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. It's closed.

_________________________________

We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.

_________________________________

-(DOORS MOOING)

-MAN: Hey, Joe, you're late.

_________________________________

We've got a ton of toys to unload.

_________________________________

All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

_________________________________

All right. Let's go.

_________________________________
REX: But the sign says it's closed.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?
_________________________________

Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Woody.

_________________________________

(MOTOR PUMPING)
_________________________________

(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________

There you go. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

He's for display only.

_________________________________

You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.

_________________________________

It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES) I could use one of those.
_________________________________

You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.

_________________________________

It's extortion. That's what it is.

_________________________________

Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
HAMM: I thought

we could search in style.

_________________________________

Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?
_________________________________

Am I really that fat?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-You're in direct violation
_________________________________

of Code 6404.5,
_________________________________

stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep
_________________________________

until awakened
by authorized personnel.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

_________________________________

-I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.

-Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

_________________________________

No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.

_________________________________

-Mean the laser that's a light bulb?

-(LASER HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.

_________________________________

Or should I say "traitor"?
_________________________________

-I don't have time for this.

-Halt!
_________________________________

I order you to halt!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Listen to me. Listen. Wait.

_________________________________

-We've been down this aisle already.

-We've never been down this aisle.

_________________________________

-It's pink.

-Face it. We're lost.

_________________________________

-HAMM: Back it up. Back it up.

-(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(BEACH MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________

What a great party!
_________________________________

How low can you go?
How low can you go?
_________________________________

(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

Does anyone know where we might
find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
_________________________________

I can help.

_________________________________

I'm Tour Guide Barbie.

_________________________________

Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
_________________________________

and no flash photography.

_________________________________

-Thank you.

-I'm a married spud.

_________________________________

-I'm a married spud.

-Then make room for the single fellas.

_________________________________
BARBIE: To our right is the Hot Wheels

aisle. Developed in 1967,
_________________________________

the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.

_________________________________

I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?
_________________________________

Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.

_________________________________

It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!
_________________________________

-Excuse me, sir.

-Get this outta here, geekosaur.

_________________________________

-SLINKY: Look out!

-Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

-(REX WHIMPERING)

-HAMM: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) My source of power!
_________________________________

No! Come back!
(YELLS) Hey!
_________________________________

Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!
_________________________________

Dinosaur overboard!
Slow down! (CRIES OUT)

_________________________________
Remain seated, please.

_________________________________

(RECITES IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?
_________________________________

Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.

_________________________________

Let me go! You don't realize
what you're doing!
_________________________________

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.

_________________________________

In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.

_________________________________

-Hey, Buzz!

-Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!
_________________________________

Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!
_________________________________

-You do?

-Come on. I'll tell you on the way.

_________________________________

No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!
_________________________________

Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?
_________________________________

Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(FLASH POPPING)
_________________________________

(AL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-It's like printing my own money.

-(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
-Yeah? What?

-(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.

_________________________________

In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.

_________________________________

I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!
_________________________________

Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
It's like I'm fresh out of the box!
_________________________________

Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!
_________________________________

Hi! Hello!
_________________________________

Great. Now you can go.

_________________________________

Well, what a good idea.

_________________________________
PETE: Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.

_________________________________

She's been through
more than you know.

_________________________________

Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?
_________________________________

It's the least you can do.

_________________________________

(GROANS) All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.

_________________________________

Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?
_________________________________

Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.

_________________________________

Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,

_________________________________
but I have to go back.

_________________________________

I'm still Andy's toy.

_________________________________

Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...

_________________________________

Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.

_________________________________

And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.

_________________________________

And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,
_________________________________

you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.

_________________________________

How did you know that?
_________________________________

Because Emily was just the same.

_________________________________

She was my whole world.

_________________________________

WOMAN: When somebody loved me

_________________________________
Everything was beautiful

_________________________________
Every hour we spent together

_________________________________
Lives within my heart

_________________________________
And when she was sad

_________________________________
I was there to dry her tears

_________________________________
And when she was happy, so was I
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

Through the Summer and the Fall
_________________________________

We had each other
That was all
_________________________________

Just she and I together
_________________________________

Like it was meant to be
_________________________________

And when she was lonely
_________________________________

I was there to comfort her
_________________________________

And I knew that
_________________________________

She loved me
_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________

So the years went by
_________________________________

I stayed the same
_________________________________

But she began to drift away
_________________________________

I was left alone
_________________________________

Still I waited for the day
_________________________________

When she'd say
_________________________________

I will always love you
_________________________________

Lonely and forgotten
_________________________________

I never thought she'd look my way
_________________________________

She smiled at me and held me
_________________________________

Just like she used to do
_________________________________

Like she loved me
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

When somebody loved me
_________________________________

Everything was beautiful
_________________________________

Every hour we spent together
_________________________________

Lives within my heart
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) But they forget you.

_________________________________

-Jessie, I didn't know.

-Just go.

_________________________________

How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really think
_________________________________

Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?
_________________________________

Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.

_________________________________

It's your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.

_________________________________

You'll be adored
by children for generations.

_________________________________

Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?
_________________________________

-Hey, Woody, are you in here?

-Nah. This one's empty too.

_________________________________

-Woody! Woody!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Pardon me, gentlemen,
_________________________________

but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
_________________________________

-Why, no, I haven't.

-Hey! He was talkin' to me!
_________________________________

-No! He was talkin' to me!

-Why, you...

_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-You see, all along,
_________________________________

we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,
_________________________________

but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.

_________________________________

-To the left in the shadows. Got it.

-(AL SPEAKING JAPANESE)

_________________________________
-Someone's coming.

-Everyone, take cover.

_________________________________

It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.

_________________________________

Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.

_________________________________

-MAN: 011...

-011. Wait.

_________________________________

That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.

_________________________________

-It's him.

-The chicken man.

_________________________________

Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

_________________________________
SLINKY: That's the kidnapper, all right.

_________________________________

A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

And the piece de resistance!
_________________________________

I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.

_________________________________

-It's Woody!

-Now that I have your attention,
_________________________________

imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?
_________________________________

(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

-I'll pay anything you want.

-Yes! Yes!
_________________________________

You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
_________________________________

Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.

_________________________________

He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)
Don't touch my moustache!
_________________________________

(SCATTING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(AL SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Rich, rich, rich, rich!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(HUMMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(RADAR BUZZING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS) Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-REX: Augh! He didn't take the bag!

-No time to lose!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.

_________________________________

All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.

_________________________________

-Uh, Buzz?

-To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-I don't understand.

_________________________________

Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

(LASER STOPS)
_________________________________

-(BELL DINGS)

-Blast. He's on level 23.

_________________________________

How are we gonna get up there?
_________________________________

Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.

_________________________________

Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,
_________________________________

push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

_________________________________

How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?

_________________________________
What about me?
_________________________________

You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.

_________________________________

Troops! Over here. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."
_________________________________

Okay. Let's move!
_________________________________

Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detection
_________________________________

and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.

_________________________________

You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.

_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. Which way do we go?

_________________________________

This way!
_________________________________
POTATO HEAD:

What makes you so sure?
_________________________________

-I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.

-(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!
_________________________________

Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.

_________________________________

Hey! Put me down, you moron!
_________________________________

Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!
_________________________________

Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!
_________________________________
HAMM: What?
SLINKY: Huh?

_________________________________

Uh, Buzz,
why not just take the elevator?
_________________________________

They'll be expecting that.

_________________________________
REX: Hey, Buzz! Stop!

_________________________________

Slow down!
_________________________________

To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?
_________________________________

-(WOMAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)

-That's in yen, right?
_________________________________

Dollars? (GROANS)
You are deliberately taking advantage
_________________________________

of people in a hurry, you know that?
_________________________________

All right. (SPUTTERING)
I'll do it! All right. Fine.

_________________________________

I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,
_________________________________

because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?
_________________________________

-(DOOR CLOSING)

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

We're finally going.
Can you believe it?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) That's custom-fitted
_________________________________

foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.

_________________________________

First class all the way!
_________________________________

You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.

_________________________________

I mean it. I really am!
_________________________________

-And why shouldn't you be?

-Yee-haw!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Swing your partner do-si-do

_________________________________
-Look at you, dancing cowboy!

-Look! I'm doin' the box step!
_________________________________

(PETE LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!
_________________________________

-Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.

-Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Halfway there.

_________________________________

(GROANING)
My arms can't hold on much longer!
_________________________________

(TOYS CRYING OUT)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Too heavy.

_________________________________

What was I thinking?
_________________________________

-My antigravity servos!

-(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.

_________________________________

-What?

-He wouldn't.

_________________________________

-One...

-He would.

_________________________________

-Two...

-(ALL PROTEST)
_________________________________

-Three!
-(TOYS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(TOYS LANDING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.

_________________________________

(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

-Area secure.

-(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

It's okay, troops.

_________________________________

The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!
_________________________________

Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.

_________________________________

How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?
_________________________________

Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...

_________________________________

-You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,
_________________________________

Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?
_________________________________

Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!
_________________________________

The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!
_________________________________

Help us! The barn's on fire!
_________________________________

I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.
_________________________________

Woody saves the day again!
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?
_________________________________

I have to ride off into the sunset... Oh!
_________________________________

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANS, CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Watch it.
Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?

_________________________________
Oh, you are?
_________________________________

No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.

_________________________________

-No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,
_________________________________

but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.

_________________________________

-WOODY: Please, no!

-That's Woody!
_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-This way!
_________________________________
WOODY: Please, please, no!

_________________________________
POTATO HEAD: Buzz, can you see?

What's going on?
_________________________________

(SHOUTING, PROTESTS CONTINUE)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Take that!
POTATO HEAD: To the left.

_________________________________

No, your left.

_________________________________

-Take it up higher.

-BUZZ: What's happening?
_________________________________

Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.

_________________________________

(GASPS) What are we gonna do, Buzz?

_________________________________
Use your head!
_________________________________

But I don't wanna use my head!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL MOANING)

-What's going on here?
_________________________________

Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?
_________________________________

Watch yourself!
_________________________________
SLINKY: We're here

to spring ya, Woody!
_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-You heard of kung fu?
_________________________________

Well, get ready for pork chop.

_________________________________

Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!
(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!
_________________________________

These are my friends!
_________________________________

-Yeah, we're his friends!
-No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Hey, stop it!
_________________________________

Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
_________________________________

-Grab Woody, and let's go!

-Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
_________________________________

-Quick! To the vent!

-They're stealing him.

_________________________________

-PETE: No!

-(WOODY YELLING)
_________________________________

Hold it right there!
_________________________________

-Buzz?

-You again?
_________________________________

-Thank goodness you're all right.

-Buzz, what is going on?
_________________________________

Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.

_________________________________

No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I'm Buzz Lightyear!

-I'm Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

So, who's the real Buzz?
_________________________________

-I am!

-Don't let this impostor fool you!
_________________________________

He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.

_________________________________

(GASPS, CHOKES)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES GASPING)
_________________________________

ALL: Buzz!
_________________________________

I had a feelin' it was you.
_________________________________

My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.

_________________________________

Will somebody please
explain what's going on?
_________________________________

It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) You mean it's a...

-Yes.

_________________________________

-And he's a... (GASPS)

-Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

-Your Majesty.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.

_________________________________

Al's selling you to a toy museum
_________________________________

-in Japan!

-(CHUCKLING) I know.

_________________________________

It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
_________________________________

-What?

-Are you crazy?
_________________________________

Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,
_________________________________

and these guys are my Roundup gang.

_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-Woody's Roundup!
_________________________________

Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.

_________________________________

Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
_________________________________

-This is weirdin' me out.

-Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.

_________________________________

There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.

_________________________________

You should have seen it.

_________________________________

There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!

_________________________________
-"Was"?

-Stop this nonsense and let's go.

_________________________________

Nah, Buzz. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.

_________________________________

They need me to get into this museum.

_________________________________

Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!
_________________________________

Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.

_________________________________

You are a toy!
_________________________________

For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.

_________________________________

And what do I do then, Buzz?
Huh? You tell me.

_________________________________

Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught me
_________________________________

that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.

_________________________________

And I traveled all this way
to rescue that toy
_________________________________

because I believed him.

_________________________________

Well, you wasted your time.

_________________________________

-Let's go, everyone.

-What about Woody?
_________________________________

He's not coming with us.

_________________________________

But... But Andy's coming home tonight.
_________________________________

Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.

_________________________________

I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.

_________________________________

To do what, Woody?
_________________________________

Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?

_________________________________
Some life.

_________________________________

TV WOODY: Is everybody okay?

TV JESSIE: Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

-I knew you'd make it!

-Now, remember, deputies,
_________________________________

the real treasures are
your friends and family.
_________________________________

Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,
_________________________________

-for the times I'm not around.

-Good going, Woody!
_________________________________

I thought they'd never leave.

_________________________________
TV WOODY: (SINGING)

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You've got troubles
_________________________________

Well, I've got 'em too
_________________________________

There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you
_________________________________

We stick together
and see it through
_________________________________

'Cause you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
_________________________________

Bigger and stronger too Maybe
_________________________________

But none of them will ever love you
_________________________________

The way I do
It's me and you, boy
_________________________________

And as the years go by
_________________________________

Our friendship will never die
_________________________________

-(SIGHS) What am I doing?

-You're gonna see it's our destiny

_________________________________
-Buzz! Wait! Wait!

-Woody, where are you going?
_________________________________

You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.

_________________________________

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
_________________________________

-No!

-Buzz!
_________________________________

-Yes?

-Yes?
_________________________________

I'm coming with you!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.

_________________________________

Way to go, cowboy!
_________________________________

-Hey, you guys... Come with me.

-What?
_________________________________

Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
_________________________________

Woody, I don't know. I...

_________________________________

Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?
_________________________________

Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.

_________________________________

And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Okay, good boy.

_________________________________

Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________

-(METALLIC THUD)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-JESSIE: Prospector?

-You're outta your box!
_________________________________

I tried reasoning with you, Woody,
_________________________________

but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.

_________________________________

Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.

_________________________________

Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?
_________________________________

You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
_________________________________

Prospector, this isn't fair.

_________________________________

"Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.

_________________________________

Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.

_________________________________

Well, finally my waiting has paid off,
_________________________________

and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!
_________________________________

Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
_________________________________

It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.

_________________________________

His name is Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING) It's stuck! What do we do?
_________________________________

-Should I use my head?

-(GRUNTS, GASPS)
_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)

-It's Al!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!
_________________________________

Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.

_________________________________

All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,
_________________________________

passport, beef jerky,
very expensive over there.

_________________________________

Shower! (SNIFFS)
Oh, I can skip the shower.

_________________________________

I just gotta get outta here now!
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Quick! To the elevator!
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Hurry. I can hear it coming.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

for the last time.

_________________________________

Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

Quick! Get on!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

The emergency hatch! Come on!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Come on! Hurry!

-(WHIMPERS) But Buzz is in peril!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: (REPEATING)

Buzz Buzz Buzz...
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

_________________________________

I'll never give in. You killed my father!
_________________________________

No, Buzz. I AM your father.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(SIGHS IMPATIENTLY)
Come on! Come on! Come on!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS) Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!
_________________________________

You just need to believe in yourself!
(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Prepare to die!

-(WHIMPERS) I can't look!
_________________________________

Whoa! (YELLING)
_________________________________

I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!
_________________________________

Father.

_________________________________

(GASPS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(BELL DINGS)

-Ah, finally!
_________________________________

(TOYS GRUNT)
_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

How are we gonna get him now?
_________________________________

Pizza, anyone?
_________________________________

-Go, go, go! (GRUNTS)

-I got it!
_________________________________

Buzz, are you coming?
_________________________________

No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.

_________________________________

Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!

_________________________________
-Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!

-Farewell.

_________________________________

Does anyone know how to drive?
_________________________________

Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.

_________________________________

Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.

_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Ohh.

_________________________________

-Strangers.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-He's at a red light! We can catch him!
_________________________________

-Maximum power, Slink!

-(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!
_________________________________

-Why won't it go?

-Use the Wand of Power.

_________________________________

-(GEARS GRINDING)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)

-Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
_________________________________

-Rex, which way?

-Left! No, no! I mean right!
_________________________________

That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!
_________________________________

Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!
_________________________________

-Oh, oh, boy!
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.

_________________________________

Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GASPS, GROANS)
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

_________________________________

WOMAN OVER PA: The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...
_________________________________

No parking.
_________________________________

Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

-Final boarding call...

-There he is!
_________________________________

...for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.
_________________________________

All confirmed passengers
with boarding passes
_________________________________

must board at this time.
_________________________________

MAN OVER PA: Passenger Twitch,
_________________________________

passenger Leon Twitch,
please pick up...
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________
POTATO HEAD:

Will you leave me alone?
_________________________________
REX: Someone's coming!

_________________________________

-GIRL: Ooh, a puppy!

-Bark, bark, bark, bark.

_________________________________

Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

_________________________________

Listen, flyboy.
_________________________________

The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!
_________________________________

-You got that, sport? You be careful!

-I understand, sir.

_________________________________

Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?
_________________________________

I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!
_________________________________

-The Mystic Portal!

-Oooh.

_________________________________

Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(TOYS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-Ow! There's the case!

-No, there's the case!
_________________________________

You take that one! We'll take this one!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

Whoa! Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!
_________________________________

-Slinky!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!
_________________________________

-(ALL GROAN)

-Nice flash, though.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Okay, Woody, let's go!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)

-Take that, space toy.

_________________________________

Hey! No one does that
to my friend! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-Your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.

_________________________________

If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!

_________________________________
-Never!

-Fine!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(YELLS)
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________

-No! Aaah!

-Gotcha!
_________________________________

Idiots! Children destroy toys!
_________________________________

You'll all be ruined, forgotten!
_________________________________

Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!
_________________________________

Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.

_________________________________

-Right over there, guys!

-(WHIMPERING) No. No! No!
_________________________________

WOMAN OVER PA: Atlantic Air
flight 810 from Point Richmond
_________________________________

is now arriving at Gate 3.
_________________________________

GIRL: (GASPING) Look, Barbie.
A big, ugly man doll.

_________________________________

Ooh, he needs a makeover.

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-Hi! You'll like Amy.

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-She's an artist!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

MOTHER: Come on, hon!
_________________________________

Happy trails, Prospector.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Woody!

-Help us out here!
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Hurry!
_________________________________

-Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!

-Oh, Woody!
_________________________________

(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Jessie! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

-Yah!

-Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

_________________________________
Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Come on, Bullseye! Yah!

_________________________________

Buzz, give me a boost!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING, PANTING)
_________________________________

-Oh! Ohh! Oohhh!

-Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Here's the rest!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GLASS TINKLING, SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.

_________________________________

-Woody!

-Come on, Jess.

_________________________________

-It's time to take you home.

-But
_________________________________

-what if Andy doesn't like me?

-Nonsense!
_________________________________

Andy'll love you! Besides,
_________________________________

-he's got a little sister.

-He does?
_________________________________

-Why didn't you say so? Let's go!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!
_________________________________

Okay. On three.

_________________________________

-One, two...

-Too late!
_________________________________
Put 'em on the next flight!
_________________________________

-This is bad.

-How are we gonna get outta here?
_________________________________

(LATCH CLICKS)
_________________________________

Over there! Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-You sure about this?

-No! Let's go!
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________

-(RIPPING SOUND)

-(YELLING)
_________________________________

-What's a cowboy without his hat?

-Buzz!
_________________________________

-(ENGINES ACCELERATING)

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!
_________________________________

(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Jessie, let go of the plane!
_________________________________

What? Are you crazy?
_________________________________

Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
_________________________________

But it was canceled!
We never saw if you made it!
_________________________________

Well, then, let's find out together!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh-oh-oh.

_________________________________

-We did it! We did it! We did it!
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
Nice ropin', cowboy.

_________________________________

That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Your hat, partner.

_________________________________

-Hoo-hoo!

-(ENGINES ROARING)

_________________________________
Let's go home.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(HUMS LONE RANGER THEME)
_________________________________

Hey, Woody! Woody?
_________________________________

Oh, wow! New toys!
_________________________________

Cool! Thanks, Mom!
_________________________________

It's Bazooka Jane
and her jet-propelled horse!
_________________________________

(MAKES JET SOUNDS)
_________________________________

Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.

_________________________________

-Hey, you fixed Woody!

-Yeah.

_________________________________

Glad I decided not to take him to camp.

His whole arm might have come off.

_________________________________

Well, what do you know?
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Oh, Bullseye,
_________________________________

we're part of a family again!
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Uh, ma'am, I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I wanted to say
you're a bright young woman
_________________________________

with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.

_________________________________

"Hairful" of yarn. It's, uh...
Whoo... Uh...

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) I must go.

_________________________________

Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-What's that? Bark, bark?

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.

_________________________________

That critter needs help!
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BARKS)
_________________________________

Ooh, ooh, oh...

_________________________________

Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.

_________________________________

I don't need to play. I've lived it!
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!

-(CLICKS CHANNEL)
_________________________________

(WEEPING) Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.
_________________________________

We've got the lowest prices in town.
_________________________________

Everything for a buck, buck, buck.
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.

_________________________________

Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!
_________________________________

-I like it. Makes you look tough.

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-(SMOOCHING)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!
_________________________________

And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Wheezy, you're fixed!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.

_________________________________

-And how do you feel?

-Oh, I feel swell.

_________________________________

In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.

_________________________________

(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________

ROBERT GOULET'S VOICE:
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You just remember
what your old pal said
_________________________________

-♪ Babe, you've got a friend in me
-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)

-Yeah, you've got a friend in me

_________________________________
Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.

_________________________________

Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?

_________________________________

-Yeah, and I can teach her.

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-You still worried?

-About Andy?
_________________________________

-Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.

-I'm proud of you, cowboy.

_________________________________

Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me company
_________________________________

for infinity and beyond.

_________________________________

You're gonna see it's our destiny
_________________________________

-You've got a friend in me

-Yes, you do
_________________________________

-You've got a friend in me

-That's the truth
_________________________________

You've got a friend
_________________________________

In me
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Marker.

_________________________________

MAN 3: And action.

_________________________________

(GROANING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(STRUGGLING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay. (SNORTING)
A little help here, please.

_________________________________

-What are we gonna do, Buzz?

-Use your head!
_________________________________

But I don't wanna use my head!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(THUD)
-REX: Ow!
_________________________________

MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Marker.

_________________________________

MAN 3: Okay, and pull back.

_________________________________

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(BURPING) Whew!
_________________________________

-I don't remember eating that.

-MAN: Cut.

_________________________________

-(GROANING) I can't believe this.

-That's the fifth time.

_________________________________

-What row is that guy in?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

I had that bean burrito for lunch.

Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.

_________________________________

MAN: And action.

_________________________________

I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes

and your angry eyes just in case.

_________________________________

And if you get hungry,
here's some cheese puffs. And a key.

_________________________________

I don't know what it's for,
but you never know.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Marker.

_________________________________

MAN 3: And action.

_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________

Could...? Should we just...?
_________________________________

Should that just be part
of the movie now?
_________________________________

He lost... He lost his string.

_________________________________

And the golf ball,
if you have time for golf.

_________________________________

And a plastic steak
and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.

_________________________________

-Who's behind?

-Mine.

_________________________________

MAN: All right, cut. Good take.

_________________________________

What good acting.
That was a good take.

_________________________________

You're such a cute little bottom.

_________________________________

Look at you. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.

_________________________________

In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.

_________________________________

-(THUDDING)

-(FEEDBACK)
_________________________________

Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
Did I hurt your equipment?
_________________________________

You gotta aim it right here at my flipper.

_________________________________

I'm not a very good catch.

_________________________________

-Okay, I'm ready for another take.

-MAN: Let's go again.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

(WHEEZING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Oh, no,
I think I swallowed my squeaker!
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

And an extra-bouncy bouncy ball.

_________________________________

And some extra teeth.
Be careful, they chatter.

_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN 1: Marker.

MAN 2: And action.

_________________________________

(TAPPING)
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

We'll be back before Andy gets home.
_________________________________

What? What're you laughing about?
_________________________________

Huh? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Real funny, Woody.
_________________________________

MAN: We're losing our light.
Wipe it off and let's go again.

_________________________________

Golly bob howdy.

_________________________________

What? What's so funny? Woody!
_________________________________

(SPRINGING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Darn it, Woody!

-MAN: Okay, let's go again.

_________________________________

And crayons, in case you get bored.

_________________________________

And some blue Play-Doh.

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
Our first day of shooting.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!
_________________________________

You know, I can't believe you talked
them into making A Bug's Life 2.
_________________________________

Oh, oh, yeah,
I can hardly believe it also.

_________________________________

Oh, but there's a little baby tiny thing
I forgot to tell you.

_________________________________

What's that, Heimlich?
_________________________________

Well, it's a "2" movie,
but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
_________________________________

What...? I don't understand.
What is it then?
_________________________________

MAN: And action.

_________________________________

-(CRASHING)

-(BUGS SCREAMING)

_________________________________
MAN 1: Marker.

MAN 2: And action.

_________________________________

Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________

Okay, good boy.

_________________________________

Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________

And so, you two are
absolutely identical? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You know, I'm sure I could get you
a part in Toy Story 3.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. Are we back?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) All right, girls.
Lovely talking with you.

_________________________________

Anytime you'd like some tips on acting,
I'd be glad to chat with you.

_________________________________

All right, off you go then.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Let me check focus.

_________________________________

Did you make it
into the first Toy Story?
_________________________________

In the letterbox copy, you can see
my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.

_________________________________

What will you do next?
_________________________________

I'm up for this villain
in a toothpaste commercial.

_________________________________

Wow, that's great.
_________________________________

And a dime, call me.
And monkey chow.

_________________________________

Monkey chow? For what?
_________________________________

Well, for the monkeys, of course.

_________________________________

-Come on, monkeys.

-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

That's it. I draw the line at monkeys.

Get my agent on the phone!
_________________________________

MAN 1: Marker.

MAN 2: And action.

_________________________________

It's your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.

_________________________________

(FARTING)
_________________________________

Good heavens. Was that me?
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, my. (FARTING) I am so sorry.

_________________________________

I guess that's why they call me
Stinky Pete. Whoo!
_________________________________

MAN: Okay, let's cut.

_________________________________

We are so glad you came.
_________________________________

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

Remember, please discard all candy
wrappers and popcorn containers
_________________________________

in the nearest trash receptacle.
_________________________________
Thank you.

_________________________________

Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

Are they all gone?
_________________________________

Is everybody gone?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING) Good. Oh, my gosh,
my cheeks are killing me.

_________________________________

I can't keep smiling like this anymore.
I am exhausted.

_________________________________

I think I need a break.

_________________________________

A little break? Okay.

_________________________________

Whew.

_________________________________

(WOODY'S ROUNDUP
THEME PLAYING)
_________________________________

CHORUS: Woody's Roundup
_________________________________

Come on, and gather round
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
_________________________________

Where nobody wears a frown
_________________________________

Bad guys go runnin'
_________________________________

Whenever he's in town
_________________________________

He's the rooting-est
Tooting-est, shooting-est
_________________________________

Hooting-est cowboy around
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup

_________________________________