Aladdin subtitles

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Oh, I come from a land

From a faraway place

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Where the caravan camels roam

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Where it's flat and immense

And the heat is intense

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It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

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When the wind's from the east

And the sun's from the west

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And the sand in the glass is right

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Come on down, stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

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To another Arabian night

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Arabian nights

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Like Arabian days

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More often than not

Are hotter than hot

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In a lot of good ways

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Arabian nights

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'Neath Arabian moons

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A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

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Out there on the dunes

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Ah, salaam and good evening

to you, worthy friend.

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Please, please, come closer.

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Too close. A little too close.

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There.

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Welcome to Agrabah,

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city of mystery, of enchantment,

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and the finest merchandise

this side of the River Jordan,

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on sale today. Come on down.

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Look at this. Yes.

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Combination hookah and coffeemaker.

Also makes julienne fries.

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Will not break. Will not...

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It broke.

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Ohh! Look at this.

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I have never seen

one of these intact before.

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This is the famous

Dead Sea Tupperware.

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Listen. Ah, still good.

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Wait. Don't go.

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I can see that you're only interested

in the exceptionally rare.

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I think, then, you would be

most rewarded to consider this.

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Do not be fooled

by its commonplace appearance.

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Like so many things,

it is not what is outside,

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but what is inside that counts.

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This is no ordinary lamp.

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It once changed the course

of a young man's life.

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A young man who, like this lamp,

was more than what he seemed.

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A diamond in the rough.

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Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?

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It begins on a dark night,

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where a dark man waits

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with a dark purpose.

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(HORSE NICKERS)

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You are late.

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A thousand apologies, O patient one.

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You have it, then?

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I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.

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Ah-ah-ahhh.

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The treasure.

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Ow!

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Trust me, my pungent friend.

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-You'll get what's coming to you.

-What's coming to you. Awk!

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Quickly! Follow the trail.

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Faster.

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(HORSE NEIGHS)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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JAFAR: At last,

after all my years of searching,

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the Cave of Wonders.

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Awk. Cave of Wonders.

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By Allah.

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Now, remember. Bring me the lamp.

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The rest of the treasure is yours,

but the lamp is mine.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp.

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Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?

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Shh.

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(ECHOING RUMBLE)

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-Who disturbs my slumber?

-(THIEF GASPS)

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It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

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Know this.

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Only one may enter here,

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one whose worth lies far within.

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A diamond in the rough.

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What are you waiting for? Go on.

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(BEAST SIGHING)

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-(ROARING)

-(SCREAMING)

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No!

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Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.

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(COUGHING)

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I can't believe it. I just don't believe it.

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We're never gonna get

a hold of that stupid lamp.

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Just forget it. Look at this.

I'm so ticked off that I'm moulting.

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Patience, Iago. Patience.

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Gazeem was obviously

less than worthy.

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Oh, there's a big surprise.

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I think I'm gonna have a heart attack

and die from that surprise.

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What are we gonna do?

We got a big problem here, a big...

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Yes.

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Only one may enter.

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I must find this one, this...

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Diamond in the rough.

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MAN: Stop! Thief!

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I'll have your hands for a trophy,

street rat.

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All this for a loaf of bread?

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Whoa!

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(SCREAMING)

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-GUARD: There he is!

-You won't get away so easy!

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You think that was easy?

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(GIGGLING)

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You two, over that way,

and you, follow me.

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-We'll find him.

-Morning, ladies.

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Getting into trouble a little early

today, aren't we, Aladdin?

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Trouble? No way.

You're only in trouble if you get caught.

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-Gotcha.

-I'm in trouble.

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And this time...

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(ABU SQUEAKING)

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Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

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-Abu.

-Come on. Let's get outta here.

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(SINGING) Gotta keep one jump

Ahead of the bread line

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One swing ahead of the sword

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I steal only what I can't afford

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That's everything

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One jump ahead of the lawmen

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That's all, and that's no joke

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These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

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-Riffraff

-BOTH: Street rat

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GUARD: Scoundrel

MAN: Take that

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Just a little snack, guys

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Rip him open

Take it back, guys

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I can take a hint

Gotta face the facts

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-You're my only friend, Abu

-WOMEN: Who?

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Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom

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He's become a one-man rise in crime

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I'd blame parents

Except he hasn't got 'em

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Gotta eat to live

Gotta steal to eat

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Tell you all about it

When I got the time

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One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

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Next time gonna use a nom de plume

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There he is

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One jump ahead of the hit men

One hit ahead of the flock

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I think I'll take a stroll

Around the block

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-MAN: Stop, thief

-Vandal

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-Abu

-Scandal

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Let's not be too hasty

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Still I think he's rather tasty

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Gotta eat to live

Gotta steal to eat

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Otherwise we'd get along

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GUARDS: Wrong

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MAIN GUARD: Get him!

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He's got a sword!

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You idiots. We've all got swords.

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(GROANING)

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-One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

-Vandal!

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-One hop ahead of the hump

-Street rat!

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-One trick ahead of disaster

-Scoundrel!

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They're quick, but I'm much faster

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Here goes, better throw my hand in

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Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump

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(SCREAMING)

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GUARDS: Yuck! Oy!

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And now, esteemed effendi, we feast.

All right.

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ABU: Yum, yum!

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Uh-oh.

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(SIGHS)

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Here. Go on. Take it.

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(GIGGLING)

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(GROANS)

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Ah, don't. Huh?

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On his way to the palace, I suppose.

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Another suitor for the princess.

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-(GIGGLING)

-(WOMAN SCREAMS)

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-(WHINNYING)

-Out of my way, you filthy brats.

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Hey!

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If I were as rich as you,

I could afford some manners.

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Oh. I'll teach you some manners.

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(MEN LAUGH)

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(GRIMACING)

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Look at that, Abu.

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It's not every day you see

a horse with two rear ends.

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CROWD: Ooh!

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You are a worthless street rat.

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You were born a street rat,

you'll die a street rat,

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and only your fleas will mourn you.

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I'm not worthless.

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And I don't have fleas.

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(SIGHS) Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

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(SINGING) Riffraff, street rat

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I don't buy that

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If only they'd look closer

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Would they see a poor boy?

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No, siree

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They'd find out

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There's so much more

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To me

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(SIGHS) Someday, Abu,

things are gonna change.

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We'll be rich, live in a palace,

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and never have any problems at all.

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(ROOSTERS CROWING)

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I've never been so insulted.

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Oh, Prince Achmed.

You're not leaving so soon, are you?

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Good luck marrying her off.

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Oh! Jasmine.

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Jasmine!

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-Jasmine!

-(SNARLING)

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Confound it, Rajah.

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So, this is why

Prince Achmed stormed out.

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Oh, Father.

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Rajah was just playing with him.

Weren't you, Rajah?

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You were just playing

with that overdressed,

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self-absorbed Prince Achmed,

weren't you?

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting

every suitor who comes to call.

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The law says

you must be married to a prince

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by your next birthday.

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The law is wrong.

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You've only got three more days.

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Father, I hate being forced into this.

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If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

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Jasmine,

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it's not only this law.

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I'm not going to be around forever,

and, well, I...

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I just want to make sure

you're taken care of.

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Provided for.

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Please try to understand.

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I've never done a thing on my own.

I've never had any real friends.

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(GRUMBLES)

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Except you, Rajah.

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I've never even been outside

the palace walls.

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But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

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Then maybe I don't want

to be a princess any more.

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Oooh! I... I...

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Allah forbid you should

have any daughters.

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Hmm?

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I don't know where she gets it from.

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Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

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Oh! Ah, Jafar.

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My most trusted advisor.

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I am in desperate need of your wisdom.

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My life is but to serve you, my lord.

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It's this suitor business.

Jasmine refuses to choose a husband.

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-I'm at my wit's end.

-Awk! Wit's end!

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(LAUGHING) Oh!

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-Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

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Your Majesty certainly

has a way with dumb animals.

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(GRUMBLES)

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Now, then,

perhaps I can divine a solution

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to this thorny problem.

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If anyone can help, it's you.

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But it would require the use

of the mystic blue diamond.

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Oh. Uh, my ring?

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But it's been in the family for years.

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It is necessary to find

the princess a suitor.

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Don't worry.

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Everything will be fine.

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The diamond.

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Here, Jafar.

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Whatever you need will be fine.

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You are most gracious, my liege.

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Now, run along and play

with your little toys, hmm?

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Yes. That will be pretty good.

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(SPITS, COUGHS)

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I can't take it any more!

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If I gotta choke down on one more

of those mouldy, disgusting crackers...

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Bam! Whack!

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Calm yourself, Iago.

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Then I'd grab him around the head.

Whack!

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Soon I will be sultan,

not that addlepated twit.

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And then I stuff the crackers

down his throat. Ha, ha!

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(WHINING)

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Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah.

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But I can't stay here

and have my life lived for me.

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I'll miss you.

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(WHIMPERS)

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Goodbye.

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(VENDORS CALLING OUT)

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Okay, Abu. Go.

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Try this. Your taste buds

will dance and sing.

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(SQUEAKING)

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-Get your paws off that.

-(TAUNTING)

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Why, you...

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Get away from here,

you cursed, filthy ape!

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Goodbye.

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-Nice going, Abu.

-(COOING)

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Breakfast is served.

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Pretty lady, buy a pot.

No finer pot in brass or silver.

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Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs.

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Sugar dates and pistachios.

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Would the lady like a necklace?

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A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

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Fresh fish!

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We catch 'em, you buy 'em!

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Oh, no. I don't think so.

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-Oh!

-(GULPING)

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-Excuse me.

-(GULPS)

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(BELCHES)

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I'm really very sorry.

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Wow.

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Uh-oh.

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Hello? Hello?

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Oh, you must be hungry.

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Here you go.

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You'd better be able to pay for that.

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-Pay?

-No one steals from my cart.

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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

I don't have any money.

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-Thief!

-Please...

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If you let me go to the palace,

I can get some from the sultan.

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Do you know

what the penalty is for stealing?

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No! No, please!

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Thank you, kind sir.

I'm so glad you found her.

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I've been looking all over for you.

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-What are you doing?

-Just play along.

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You, uh, know this girl?

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Sadly, yes. She is my sister.

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She's a little crazy.

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She said she knew the sultan.

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She thinks the monkey is the sultan.

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O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?

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(GIBBERISH)

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Tragic, isn't it?

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But no harm done.

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Now, come along, sis.

Time to go see the doctor.

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Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

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No, no, no. Not that one.

Come on, Sultan.

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(GIBBERING)

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(GASPING)

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Huh? What?

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Come back here, you little thieves!

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(EXPLOSION)

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With all due respect, Your Rottenness,

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couldn't we just wait for a real storm?

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Save your breath, Iago. Faster.

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Yes, O mighty evil one.

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(PANTING)

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Part, sands of time.

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Reveal to me the one

who can enter the cave.

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Yes! Yes!

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There he is.

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My diamond in the rough.

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That's him? That's the clown

we've been waitin' for?

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Let's have the guards extend him

an invitation to the palace, shall we?

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Swell.

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(COUGHS)

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(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

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Almost there.

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I want to thank you

for stopping that man.

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Uh, forget it.

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So, this is your first time

in the marketplace, huh?

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Is it that obvious?

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Well, you do kind of stand out.

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I mean, uh, you don't seem to know

how dangerous Agrabah can be.

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Hmm. I'm a fast learner.

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Wow.

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(CHUCKLING) Hey.

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Come on. This way.

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Whoa. Watch your head there.

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Be careful.

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Is this where you live?

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Yep. Just me and Abu.

Come and go as we please.

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That sounds fabulous.

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Well, it's not much,

but it's got a great view.

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Wow. The palace looks

pretty amazing, huh?

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Oh, it's wonderful.

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I wonder what it would

be like to live there,

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and have servants and valets.

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Oh, sure. People who tell you

where to go and how to dress.

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It's better than here.

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You're always scraping for food

and ducking the guards.

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You're not free

to make your own choices.

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-Sometimes you feel so...

-You're just...

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-Trapped.

-Trapped.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

So, where are you from?

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What does it matter?

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I ran away and I am not going back.

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-Really? How come?

-Why, you...

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My father's forcing me to get married.

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That's... That's awful.

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-ALADDIN: Abu!

-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)

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What?

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Abu says, uh, that's not fair.

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What?

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-Oh, did he?

-Yeah, of course.

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And does Abu

have anything else to say?

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Well, uh, he wishes there was

something he could do to help.

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Oh, boy.

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Hmm.

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Tell him that's very sweet.

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Here you are.

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-They're after me!

-They're after you?

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My father must have sent them...

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-Do you trust me?

-What?

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-Do you trust me?

-Yes...

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Then jump!

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We just keep running into each other,

don't we, street rat?

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Run! Go! Get out of here!

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Get this thing off of me!

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-It's the dungeon for you, boy.

-Get off of me.

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Let him go.

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-Looky here, men. A street mouse.

-(GUARDS LAUGH)

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Unhand him, by order of the princess.

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Princess Jasmine.

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-The princess?

-ABU: Princess?

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What are you doing outside the palace?

And with this street rat.

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That's not your concern.

Do as I command. Release him.

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I would, Princess,

except my orders come from Jafar.

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-You'll have to take it up with him.

-Believe me, I will.

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Jafar?

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Oh, Princess.

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Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.

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How may I be of service to you?

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The guards just took a boy

from the market, on your orders.

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Your father has charged me

with keeping peace in Agrabah.

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-The boy was a criminal.

-What was his crime?

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I can't breathe, Jafar.

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Why, kidnapping the princess,

of course.

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If you could just... Aah! That hurt!

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He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, how frightfully upsetting.

Had I but known...

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What do you mean?

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Sadly, the boy's sentence

has already been carried out.

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What sentence?

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-Death.

-(GASPING)

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-By beheading.

-No.

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I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.

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How could you?

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(WEEPING)

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(COUGHING)

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(GASPING)

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So, how did it go?

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I think she took it rather well.

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(JASMINE CRYING)

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It's all my fault, Rajah.

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-I didn't even know his name.

-(RAJAH MURMURING)

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She was the princess. I can't believe it.

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I must have sounded so stupid to her.

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ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!

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Abu. Down here.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Come on, help me out of these.

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(SCOLDING)

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Hey, she was in trouble.

Ah, she was worth it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Don't worry, Abu.

I'll never see her again.

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I'm a street rat, remember?

And there's a law.

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She's gotta marry a prince.

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-She deserves a prince.

-Ta-da!

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I'm a fool.

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MAN: You're only a fool

if you give up, boy.

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Who are you?

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A lowly prisoner, like yourself.

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But together, perhaps we can be more.

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I'm listening.

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There is a cave, boy,

a Cave of Wonders,

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filled with treasures

beyond your wildest dreams.

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Ooh!

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Treasure enough to impress

even your princess, I'd wager.

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Jafar, can you hurry up?

I'm dyin' in here.

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-(SQUAWKING)

-But the law says only a prince can...

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You've heard of the golden rule,

haven't you?

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Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

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(WHEEZING LAUGH)

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Why would you share all of this

wonderful treasure with me?

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I need a young pair of legs

and a strong back to go in after it.

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Uh, one problem.

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It's out there. We're in here.

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Uh-uh. Things aren't always

what they seem.

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So, do we have a deal?

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Oh, I don't know.

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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Who disturbs my slumber?

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Uh, it is I, Aladdin.

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Proceed.

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Touch nothing but the lamp.

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Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp,

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and then you shall have your reward.

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Come on, Abu.

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(SQUEAKING)

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-Would you look at that!

-(WHIMPERING)

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Just a handful of this stuff

would make me richer than the sultan.

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Abu!

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(WHINES)

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Don't touch anything.

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We gotta find that lamp.

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(GRUMBLES)

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Huh?

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-Aladdin!

-Abu, will you knock it off?

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(SCREECHES)

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Abu, what are you, crazy?

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A magic carpet.

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Come on. Come on out.

We're not gonna hurt you.

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(SCREECHES)

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Hey, take it easy, Abu.

He's not gonna bite.

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Thanks.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Wait a minute. Don't go.

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Maybe you can help us.

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Hey! Whoa!

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You see, we're trying to find this lamp.

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-I think he knows where it is.

-(SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY)

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(ECHOES)

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(WHISPERS) Wait here.

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(MOANING)

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Oh!

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This is it?

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This is what we came

all the way down here to...

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Abu! No!

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-CAVE: Infidels!

-Uh-oh.

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CAVE: You have touched

the forbidden treasure!

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Now you will never again

see the light of day!

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Whoa!

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Help! Help! Help!

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Gotcha!

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Carpet, let's move.

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Abu!

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Abu, this is no time to panic.

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Start panicking.

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BOTH: Whoa!

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(ABU PANTING)

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(THUNDER CRACKS)

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(ROARING)

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-Help me out.

-Throw me the lamp.

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I can't hold on. Give me your hand.

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First give me the lamp.

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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

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Yes!

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At last!

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-(WICKED LAUGHTER)

-(ALADDIN STRUGGLES)

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What are you doing?

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Giving you your reward.

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Your eternal reward.

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(SCREAMING)

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(YELLING)

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(ROARING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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It's mine.

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It's all mine.

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I... Where is it?

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No.

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No!

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Jasmine?

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SULTAN: Oh, dearest.

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What's wrong?

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(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

Jafar has

_________________________________

done something terrible.

_________________________________

There, there, my dear.

_________________________________

We'll set it right.

_________________________________

Now, tell me everything.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Aladdin. Wake up.

_________________________________

Aladdin.

_________________________________

Oh! My head.

_________________________________

We're trapped.

_________________________________

That two-faced son of a jackal!

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

Whoever he was,

he's long gone with that lamp.

_________________________________

Aha!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

Why, you hairy little thief.

_________________________________

Looks like such a beat-up,

worthless piece of junk.

_________________________________

Hey, I think there's

something written here,

_________________________________

but it's hard to make out.

_________________________________

Aaaaahhhhh!

_________________________________

Oy!

_________________________________

10,000 years will give you

such a crick in the neck.

_________________________________

Hang on a second.

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

Does it feel good to be outta there.

_________________________________

I'm telling you,

nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.

_________________________________

Hi. Where you from?

What's your name?

_________________________________

Uh... Uh, Aladdin.

_________________________________

Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.

Nice to have you on the show.

_________________________________

Can we call you AI?

Or maybe just Din?

_________________________________

How about Laddie? Sounds like,

"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."

_________________________________

I must have hit my head

harder than I thought.

_________________________________

Do you smoke? Mind if I do?

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Oh, sorry, Cheeta.

Hope I didn't singe the fur.

_________________________________

Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you

in a few millennia.

_________________________________

Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.

_________________________________

Say, you're a lot smaller

than my last master.

_________________________________

Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.

_________________________________

Look at me from the side.

Do I look different to you?

_________________________________

Wait a minute. I'm your master?

_________________________________

That's right. He can be taught.

What would you wish of me?

_________________________________

The ever impressive,

_________________________________

the long contained,

_________________________________

the often imitated,

_________________________________

but never duplicated...

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Duplicated, duplicated...

_________________________________

Genie of the Lamp!

_________________________________

Right here direct from the lamp,

_________________________________

right here

for your very much wish fulfilment.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

-Whoa. Wish fulfilment?

-Three wishes, to be exact.

_________________________________

And ixnay on the wishing

for more wishes.

_________________________________

That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres.

_________________________________

No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.

_________________________________

Now I know I'm dreaming.

_________________________________

Master, I don't think you quite realise

what you've got here.

_________________________________

So why don't you just ruminate

whilst I illuminate the possibilities.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves

_________________________________

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

_________________________________

But, master, you're in luck

'Cause up your sleeves

_________________________________

You got a brand of magic never fails

_________________________________

You got some power

In your corner now

_________________________________

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

_________________________________

You got some punch, pizzazz

Yahoo and how

_________________________________

See, all you gotta do

Is rub that lamp and I'll say

_________________________________

"Mr. Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?"

_________________________________

Let me take your order

Jot it down

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

_________________________________

Come on, whisper what it is you want

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

Yes, sir

We pride ourselves on service

_________________________________

You're the boss, the king, the shah

_________________________________

Say what you wish

It's yours, true dish

_________________________________

How 'bout a little more baklava?

_________________________________

Have some of column A

Try all of column B

_________________________________

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

Oh, my

_________________________________

No, no

_________________________________

My, my

_________________________________

(SCATTING)

_________________________________

Can your friends do this?

_________________________________

Can your friends do that?

_________________________________

Can your friends pull this

_________________________________

Out their little hat?

_________________________________

Can your friends go poof

_________________________________

Hey, looky here

Ha-ha!

_________________________________

Can your friends go

"Abracadabra, let her rip"

_________________________________

And then make the sucker disappear?

_________________________________

So don't you sit there

Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

_________________________________

I'm here to answer

All your midnight prayers

_________________________________

You got me bona fide certified

_________________________________

You got a genie

For your charge d'affaires

_________________________________

I got a powerful urge to help you out

_________________________________

So what's your wish?

I really wanna know

_________________________________

You got a list

That's three miles long, no doubt

_________________________________

All you gotta do is rub like so

_________________________________

Mr. Aladdin, sir

Have a wish or two or three

_________________________________

I'm on the job, you big nabob

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend

_________________________________

Like me

_________________________________

Ah-ha-ha!

_________________________________

-Wah-ha-ha!

-(GREEDY LAUGH)

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-(WEAK APPLAUSE)

_________________________________

(CHATTERING) Huh?

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-So, what'll it be, master?

_________________________________

You're gonna grant me

any three wishes I want, right?

_________________________________

Ah, almost.

_________________________________

There are a few provisos,

a couple of quid pro quos.

_________________________________

Like?

_________________________________

Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody.

_________________________________

So don't ask.

_________________________________

Rule number two.

_________________________________

I can't make anybody

fall in love with anybody else.

_________________________________

You little ponem there.

_________________________________

Rule number three. I can't bring

people back from the dead.

_________________________________

It's not a pretty picture.

I don't like doing it.

_________________________________
Other than that, you got it.

_________________________________

-Hmm.

-Oh!

_________________________________

Provisos? You mean limitations?

_________________________________

On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.

_________________________________

Can't even bring people

back from the dead.

_________________________________

I don't know, Abu. He probably

can't even get us out of this cave.

_________________________________

Looks like we're gonna have to

find a way out of here.

_________________________________

Excuse me?

_________________________________

Are you lookin' at me?

Did you rub my lamp?

_________________________________

Did you wake me up?

Did you bring me here?

_________________________________

And all of sudden

you're walking out on me?

_________________________________

I don't think so, not right now.

_________________________________

You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!

_________________________________

-(ABU SCREECHES)

-In case of emergency,

_________________________________

the exits are here, here,

here, here, anywhere.

_________________________________

Keep your hands and arms

inside the carpet.

_________________________________

We're...

_________________________________

Outta here!

_________________________________

SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.

_________________________________

If it weren't for all your years

of loyal service...

_________________________________

From now on, you are to discuss

sentencing of prisoners with me,

_________________________________

before they are beheaded.

_________________________________

I assure you, Your Highness,

it won't happen again.

_________________________________

Jasmine...

_________________________________

Jafar. Let's put this whole

messy business behind us.

_________________________________

Please.

_________________________________

My most abject and humblest apologies

to you as well, Princess.

_________________________________

At least some good will come

of my being forced to marry.

_________________________________

When I am queen,

I will have the power to get rid of you.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

There, now. That's nice.

All settled, then.

_________________________________

Now, Jasmine, getting back

to this suitor business... Jasmine?

_________________________________

Jasmine!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

If only I had gotten that lamp.

_________________________________

"I will have the power to get rid of you."

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

To think we gotta keep kissing up

_________________________________

to that chump and his chump daughter

_________________________________

-for the rest of our lives...

-No, Iago.

_________________________________

Only until she finds a chump husband.

_________________________________

Then she'll have us banished.

_________________________________

Or beheaded.

_________________________________

BOTH: Eww!

_________________________________

Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.

_________________________________

What if you were the chump husband?

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Okay, you marry the princess, all right?

_________________________________

And, uh, then you become the sultan.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Marry the shrew.

_________________________________

I become the sultan.

_________________________________

-The idea has merit.

-Yes, merit. Yes.

_________________________________

And then we drop papa-in-law

and the little woman off a cliff.

_________________________________

Yaaah!

_________________________________

Kersplat!

_________________________________

(WICKED LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

I love the way

your foul little mind works.

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH SINISTERLY)

_________________________________

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet

for all your travel needs.

_________________________________

Don't stand until the rug

has come to a complete stop.

_________________________________

Thank you. Goodbye now.

Good-bye. Thank you.

_________________________________

Well, how about that,

Mr. Doubting Mustafa?

_________________________________

Oh, you sure showed me.

Now, about my three wishes.

_________________________________

Dost mine ears deceive me?

_________________________________

Three? You are down by one, boy.

_________________________________

Ah, no. I never actually wished

to get out of the cave.

_________________________________

You did that on your own.

_________________________________

Well, I feel sheepish.

_________________________________

All right, you bad boy,

but no more freebies.

_________________________________

Fair deal. So, three wishes.

_________________________________

I want them to be good.

_________________________________

What would you wish for?

_________________________________

Me?

_________________________________

No one's ever asked me that before.

_________________________________

Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.

_________________________________

-What?

-No, I can't. I...

_________________________________

Come on. Tell me.

_________________________________

Freedom.

_________________________________

You're a prisoner?

_________________________________

It's all part and parcel

of the whole genie gig.

_________________________________

Phenomenal cosmic powers...

_________________________________

Itty bitty living space.

_________________________________

Genie, that's terrible.

_________________________________

But, oh, to be free...

_________________________________

Not have to go,

"Poof. What do you need?

_________________________________

"Poof. What do you need?

Poof. What do you need?"

_________________________________

To be my own master.

_________________________________

Such a thing would be greater

than all the magic

_________________________________

and all the treasures in all the world.

_________________________________

But what am I talking about?

_________________________________

Let's get real here.

It's not gonna happen.

_________________________________

Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

_________________________________

Why not?

_________________________________

The only way I get outta this

is if my master wishes me out.

_________________________________

So you can guess how often

that's happened.

_________________________________

I'll do it. I'll set you free.

_________________________________

-Uh-huh, yeah, right.

-No, really, I promise.

_________________________________

After I make my first two wishes,

_________________________________

I'll use my third wish to set you free.

_________________________________

Well, here's hopin'. All right.

_________________________________

Let's make some magic.

_________________________________

So how 'bout it?

What is it you want most?

_________________________________

Well, there's this girl.

_________________________________

Wrong.

_________________________________

I can't make anybody

fall in love, remember?

_________________________________

Oh, but, Genie,

she's smart and fun and...

_________________________________

-Pretty?

-Beautiful.

_________________________________

She's got these eyes that just...

And this hair. Wow.

_________________________________

And her smile... (SIGHS)

_________________________________

Ami.

_________________________________

C'est l'amour.

_________________________________

But she's the princess.

_________________________________

To even have a chance, I'd have to be...

_________________________________

Hey, can you make me a prince?

_________________________________

Let's see here.

_________________________________

Chicken à la king? Nope.

_________________________________

Alaskan king crab.

Ow. I hate it when they do that.

_________________________________

Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No.

_________________________________

Aha. "To make a prince."

_________________________________

Is that an official wish?

Say the magic words.

_________________________________

Genie, I wish for you

to make me a prince.

_________________________________

All right!

_________________________________

Yo, yo! Woof! Woof!

_________________________________

First, that fez-and-vest combo

is much too third century.

_________________________________

These patches.

What are we trying to say, beggar?

_________________________________

No. Let's work with me here.

_________________________________

Ooh. I like it. Muy macho.

_________________________________

Now, it still needs something.

What does it say to me?

_________________________________

It says mode of transportation.

_________________________________

Excuse me, monkey boy.

Aquí. Over here.

_________________________________

-Uh-oh.

-GENIE: Here he comes.

_________________________________

What better way to make your

entrance on the streets of Agrabah

_________________________________

than riding

your very own, brand-new camel?

_________________________________

Watch out. They spit.

_________________________________

Mmm. Not enough.

_________________________________

Still not enough.

Let's see. What do you need?

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(TRUMPETS)

_________________________________

Talk about your trunk space.

Check this action out.

_________________________________

(TRUMPETS)

_________________________________

(FRIGHTENED MONKEY NOISES)

_________________________________

Abu, you look good.

_________________________________

GENIE: He's got the outfit.

He's got the elephant.

_________________________________

But we're not through yet.

_________________________________

Hang on to your turban, kid.

We're gonna make you a star.

_________________________________

(DOOR OPENS)

_________________________________

Sire, I've found a solution

to the problem with your daughter.

_________________________________

Awk. The problem with your daughter.

_________________________________

Oh, really?

_________________________________

Right here.

_________________________________

"If the princess has not chosen

a husband by the appointed time,

_________________________________

"then the sultan shall choose for her."

_________________________________

But Jasmine hated all those suitors.

_________________________________

How could I choose someone

she hates?

_________________________________

Not to worry, my liege. There is more.

_________________________________

"If in the event

a suitable prince cannot be found..."

_________________________________

Jerk.

_________________________________

"A princess must then be wed to..."

_________________________________

Hmm. Interesting.

_________________________________

What? Who?

_________________________________

The royal vizier.

_________________________________

Why, that would be me.

_________________________________

But I thought the law says

that only a prince can marry a princess.

_________________________________

I'm quite sure that...

_________________________________

Desperate times call

for desperate measures, my lord.

_________________________________

Yes. Desperate measures.

_________________________________

You will order the princess to marry me.

_________________________________

I will order the princess to...

_________________________________

But you're so old.

_________________________________

The princess will marry me.

_________________________________

The princess will marry...

_________________________________

-(TRUMPET FANFARE)

-What? What is that?

_________________________________

That music.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Jafar, you must come and see this.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali

_________________________________

Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"

_________________________________

Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar

_________________________________

Hey you, let us through

It's a bright new star

_________________________________

Oh come, be the first on your block

To meet his eye

_________________________________

Make way, here he comes

Ring bells, bang the drums

_________________________________

You're gonna love this guy

_________________________________

Prince Ali, fabulous he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Genuflect, show some respect

Down on one knee

_________________________________

Now, try your best to stay calm

_________________________________

Brush up your Sunday salaam

_________________________________

Then come and meet

His spectacular coterie

_________________________________

Prince Ali, mighty is he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Strong as 10 regular men definitely

_________________________________

He faced the galloping hordes

_________________________________

A hundred bad guys with swords

_________________________________

Who sent those goons to their lords?

Why, Prince Ali

_________________________________

He's got 75 golden camels

_________________________________

Don't they look lovely, June?

_________________________________

Purple peacocks, he's got 53

_________________________________

Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

_________________________________

When it comes to exotic-type mammals

_________________________________

Has he got a zoo

I'm telling you

_________________________________

It's a world-class menagerie

_________________________________

Prince Ali, handsome is he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

That physique, how can I speak

Weak at the knee

_________________________________

Well, get on out in that square

_________________________________

Adjust your veil and prepare

_________________________________

To gawk and grovel and stare

At Prince Ali

_________________________________

-He's got 95 white Persian monkeys

-He's got the monkeys

_________________________________

-Let's see the monkeys

-And to view them he charges no fee

_________________________________

He's generous

So generous

_________________________________

He's got slaves

He's got servants and flunkies

_________________________________

Proud to work for him

They bow to his whim, love serving him

_________________________________

They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali

_________________________________

Prince Ali

_________________________________

Prince Ali, Amorous he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Heard your princess

Was a sight lovely to see

_________________________________

And that, good people, is why

_________________________________

He got dolled up and dropped by

_________________________________

With 60 elephants, llamas galore

_________________________________

With bears and lions

A brass band and more

_________________________________

With his 40 fakirs

His cooks, his bakers

_________________________________

His birds that warble on key

_________________________________

Make way

_________________________________

For Prince Ali

_________________________________

Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Your Majesty,

_________________________________

I have journeyed from afar

to seek your daughter's hand.

_________________________________

Prince Ali Ababwa.

_________________________________

Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.

_________________________________

This is my royal vizier, Jafar.

He's delighted, too.

_________________________________

Ecstatic.

_________________________________

-I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...

-Ababwa.

_________________________________

Whatever.

_________________________________

You cannot just parade in here

uninvited and expect to...

_________________________________

By Allah,

this is quite a remarkable device.

_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

I don't suppose I might...

_________________________________

Why, certainly, Your Majesty.

Allow me.

_________________________________

Sire, I must advise against this.

_________________________________

Oh, button up, Jafar.

Learn to have a little fun.

_________________________________

Ow, ow, ow.

_________________________________

Ahh! Whoa!

_________________________________

Look out, here I come.

_________________________________

Just where did you say you were from?

_________________________________

Oh, much farther than

you've travelled, I'm sure.

_________________________________

-Try me.

-SULTAN: Look out, Polly.

_________________________________

Hey, watch it.

_________________________________

Watch it with the dumb rug.

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

Whew!

_________________________________

Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.

_________________________________

Jafar, watch this.

_________________________________

-Spectacular, Your Highness.

-That was lovely.

_________________________________

Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.

_________________________________

This is a very impressive youth.

_________________________________

And a prince besides.

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) If we're lucky, you won't

have to marry Jasmine after all.

_________________________________

-I don't trust him, Sire.

-Nonsense.

_________________________________

One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,

I'm an excellent judge of character.

_________________________________

Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!

_________________________________

SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.

_________________________________

And I'm pretty sure

I'll like Princess Jasmine.

_________________________________

Your Highness, no.

I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.

_________________________________

This boy is no different from the others.

_________________________________

What makes him think

he is worthy of the princess?

_________________________________

Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa.

_________________________________

Just let her meet me.

I will win your daughter.

_________________________________

How dare you.

_________________________________

All of you.

Standing around deciding my future?

_________________________________

I am not a prize to be won.

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Don't worry, Prince Ali.

Just give Jasmine time to cool down.

_________________________________

I think it's time to say good-bye

to Prince Abubu.

_________________________________

ALADDIN: (SIGHS)

What am I gonna do?

_________________________________

Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.

_________________________________

I should've known I couldn't pull off

this stupid prince wish.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

So move.

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

That's a good move.

_________________________________

I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.

_________________________________

Genie, I need help.

_________________________________

All right, Sparky, here's the deal.

_________________________________

If you wanna court the little lady,

you gotta be a straight shooter.

_________________________________

-Do you got it?

-What?

_________________________________

(READING)

_________________________________

No way.

_________________________________

If Jasmine found out I was really

some crummy street rat,

_________________________________

she'd laugh at me.

_________________________________

A woman appreciates a man

who can make her laugh.

_________________________________

AI, all joking aside,

you really ought to be yourself.

_________________________________

Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

_________________________________

Okay, I'm gonna go see her.

_________________________________

I just...

I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.

_________________________________

How do I look?

_________________________________

Like a prince.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-Who's there?

-It's me, Prince Ali.

_________________________________

Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.

_________________________________

I do not want to see you.

_________________________________

No, no, please, Princess.

Give me a chance.

_________________________________

-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.

-Down, kitty.

_________________________________

So, how's our little beau doing?

_________________________________

-Good kitty, take off.

-(RAJAH GROWLING)

_________________________________

Down, kitty.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait.

_________________________________

Do I know you?

_________________________________

Uh, no. No.

_________________________________

You remind me of someone

I met in the marketplace.

_________________________________

The marketplace?

_________________________________

I have servants who go

to the marketplace for me.

_________________________________

Why, I even have servants who go to

the marketplace for my servants,

_________________________________

so it couldn't have been me you met.

_________________________________

No. I guess not.

_________________________________

GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.

Talk about her.

_________________________________

She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.

_________________________________

Anything. Pick a feature.

_________________________________

Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine?

You're very...

_________________________________

Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,

_________________________________

-punctual.

-Punctual.

_________________________________

-Punctual?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

-Uh, beautiful.

-Nice recovery.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

I'm rich, too, you know.

_________________________________

-Yeah.

-The daughter of a sultan.

_________________________________

I know.

_________________________________

A fine prize for any prince to marry.

_________________________________

Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.

_________________________________

Warning! Warning!

_________________________________

Right. A prince like you.

_________________________________

And every other stuffed shirt,

swaggering peacock I've met.

_________________________________

Mayday! Mayday!

_________________________________

JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!

_________________________________

-What?

-Stop her. Stop her!

_________________________________

-Want me to sting her?

-Buzz off.

_________________________________

Okay, fine.

But remember, "bee" yourself.

_________________________________

-Yeah, right.

-What?

_________________________________

Uh... Uh, you're right.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) You aren't just

some prize to be won.

_________________________________

You should be free

to make your own choice.

_________________________________

I'll go now.

_________________________________

-No!

-What? What?

_________________________________

How...

_________________________________

How are you doing that?

_________________________________

-It's a magic carpet.

-It's lovely.

_________________________________

-(KISSES)

-You, uh...

_________________________________

You don't want to go for a ride, do you?

_________________________________

We could get out of the palace,

see the world.

_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-Sure. Do you trust me?

_________________________________

-What?

-Do you trust me?

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I can show you the world

_________________________________

Shining, shimmering, splendid

_________________________________

Tell me, Princess

_________________________________

Now, when did you last

Let your heart decide

_________________________________

I can open your eyes

_________________________________

Take you wonder by wonder

_________________________________

Over, sideways and under

_________________________________

On a magic carpet ride

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A new fantastic point of view

_________________________________

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

_________________________________

Or say we're only dreaming

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A dazzling place

I never knew

_________________________________

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

_________________________________

That now I'm in

A whole new world with you

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Now I'm in

A whole new world with you

_________________________________

JASMINE: Unbelievable sights

_________________________________

Indescribable feeling

_________________________________

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

_________________________________

Through an endless diamond sky

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-Don't you dare close your eyes

_________________________________

-A hundred thousand things to see

-Hold your breath, it gets better

_________________________________

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

_________________________________

I can't go back to where I used to be

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-Every turn a surprise

_________________________________

-With new horizons to pursue

-Every moment red-letter

_________________________________

BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

_________________________________

Let me share

This whole new world with you

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-A whole new world

_________________________________

-That's where we'll be

-That's where we'll be

_________________________________

-A thrilling chase

-A wondrous place

_________________________________

For you and me

_________________________________

-It's all so magical.

-Yeah.

_________________________________

It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

_________________________________

Nah. He hates fireworks.

_________________________________

He doesn't like flying, either.

_________________________________

Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.

_________________________________

You are the boy from the market.

I knew it.

_________________________________

-Why did you lie to me?

-Jasmine, I'm sorry.

_________________________________

-Did you think I was stupid?

-No.

_________________________________

-That I wouldn't figure it out?

-No.

_________________________________

I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.

No, that's not what I meant.

_________________________________

Who are you? Tell me the truth.

_________________________________

The truth?

_________________________________

The truth. Um...

_________________________________

The truth is...

_________________________________

I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,

_________________________________

to escape the pressures of palace life.

_________________________________

But I really am a prince.

_________________________________

Why didn't you just tell me?

_________________________________

Well, you know,

_________________________________

royalty going out into the city

in disguise,

_________________________________

it sounds a little strange,

don't you think?

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Not that strange.

_________________________________

Good night, my handsome prince.

_________________________________

Sleep well, Princess.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

For the first time in my life,

things are starting to go right.

_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-(STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Abu. Abu.

_________________________________

Hold him.

_________________________________

I'm afraid you've worn out

your welcome, Prince Abubu.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Why, you...

_________________________________

Make sure he's never found.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Never fails. You get in the bath

and there's a rub at the lamp.

_________________________________

Hello? AI?

_________________________________

(GASPING) AI! Kid, snap out of it.

_________________________________

You can't cheat on this one.

I can't help unless you make a wish.

_________________________________

You have to say, "Genie,

I want you to save my life." Got it?

_________________________________

Come on, Aladdin!

_________________________________

I'll take that as a yes.

(IMITATING ALARM)

_________________________________

Up scope.

_________________________________

(BABBLING IN GERMAN)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Don't you scare me like that.

_________________________________

Genie, I, uh...

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

-Thanks, Genie.

-Oh, AI.

_________________________________

I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.

_________________________________

Not that I wanna pick out

curtains or anything.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

SULTAN: Jasmine.

_________________________________

Oh, Father, I just had

the most wonderful time.

_________________________________

-I'm so happy.

-You should be, Jasmine.

_________________________________

I have chosen a husband for you.

_________________________________

-What?

-You will wed Jafar.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

You're speechless, I see.

A fine quality in a wife.

_________________________________

I will never marry you.

_________________________________

-Father, I choose Prince Ali.

-Prince Ali left.

_________________________________

Better check

your crystal ball again, Jafar.

_________________________________

-Prince Ali!

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

How in the... Uh. Awk!

_________________________________

Tell them the truth, Jafar.

You tried to have me killed.

_________________________________

What? Ridiculous nonsense,

Your Highness.

_________________________________

He is obviously lying.

_________________________________

Obviously lying.

_________________________________

Father, what's wrong with you?

_________________________________

I know what's wrong.

_________________________________

Oh, my!

_________________________________

Your Highness,

Jafar's been controlling you with this.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) What? Jafar?

_________________________________

You, you traitor!

_________________________________

Your Majesty, all this can be explained.

_________________________________

Guards! Guards!

_________________________________

Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it.

_________________________________

Just dig a grave for both of us.

We're dead.

_________________________________

-SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.

-(STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

This is not done yet, boy.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(COUGHING)

_________________________________

SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!

_________________________________

-Jasmine, are you all right?

-Yes.

_________________________________

Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,

_________________________________

plotting against me all this time.

_________________________________

This is horrible, just horrible.

_________________________________

How will I ever...

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Can this be true?

_________________________________

My daughter has finally

chosen a suitor?

_________________________________

Ha, ha! Praise Allah!

_________________________________

You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.

_________________________________

I won't. I'll leave that to my...

_________________________________

But you two will be wed at once.

_________________________________

Yes, yes. And you'll be happy

and prosperous,

_________________________________

and then you, my boy,

will become sultan.

_________________________________

-Sultan?

-SULTAN: Yes.

_________________________________

A fine upstanding youth

such as yourself,

_________________________________

a person of your unimpeachable

moral character

_________________________________

is exactly what this kingdom needs.

_________________________________

IAGO: We gotta get outta here.

I gotta start packing. Only essentials.

_________________________________

We gotta travel light.

_________________________________

Bring the guns, the weapons,

the knives, and how about this picture?

_________________________________

I think I'm making a weird face in it.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.

_________________________________

Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!

_________________________________

Good grip.

_________________________________

Prince Ali is nothing more than

that ragged urchin, Aladdin.

_________________________________

-He has the lamp, Iago.

-Why, that miserable...

_________________________________

But you are going to relieve him of it.

_________________________________

Me?

_________________________________

Sultan?

_________________________________

They want me to be Sultan?

_________________________________

Huzzah!

_________________________________

(SINGING) Hail the conquering hero

_________________________________

(PATRIOTIC TUNE PLAYS)

_________________________________

Aladdin, you've just won

the heart of the princess.

_________________________________

What are you gonna do next?

_________________________________

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Psst. Your line is,

"I'm going to free the genie."

_________________________________

Any time.

_________________________________

-Genie. I can't.

-Sure you can.

_________________________________

You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."

_________________________________

I'm serious.

_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry. I really am.

But they wanna make me sultan.

_________________________________

No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.

_________________________________

Without you, I'm just Aladdin.

_________________________________

-AI, you won.

-Because of you.

_________________________________

The only reason anyone thinks

I'm worth anything is because of you.

_________________________________

What if they find out

I'm not really a prince?

_________________________________

What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her.

_________________________________

Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.

_________________________________

I can't wish you free.

_________________________________

Fine. I understand.

After all, you've lied to everyone else.

_________________________________

Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.

_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse me, master.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Genie, I'm really sorry.

_________________________________

(RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

Well, fine. Then just stay in there.

_________________________________

What are you guys looking at?

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...

_________________________________

Wait. Come on.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

What am I doing?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Genie's right.

_________________________________

I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.

_________________________________

JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.

Will you come here?

_________________________________

(SIGHING) Well, here goes.

_________________________________

Jasmine? Where are you?

_________________________________

(IMITATES JASMINE)

Out in the menagerie. Hurry.

_________________________________

-I'm coming.

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

(WICKED LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

-(GOOFY CHUCKLE)

-You got a problem, Pinky?

_________________________________

Jerk.

_________________________________

(GLEEFUL CACKLING)

_________________________________

Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.

_________________________________

(IMITATES JAFAR)

"Excellent work, Iago."

_________________________________

Ah, go on.

_________________________________

"No, really. On a scale

of one to 10, you are an 11 ."

_________________________________

Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.

_________________________________

I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

_________________________________

People of Agrabah,

_________________________________

my daughter has finally

chosen a suitor.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-ALADDIN: Jasmine.

_________________________________

Ali, where have you been?

_________________________________

Jasmine, there's something

I got to tell you.

_________________________________

The whole kingdom's turned out

for Father's announcement.

_________________________________

No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please.

_________________________________

-You don't understand...

-Good luck.

_________________________________

-SULTAN: Ali Ababwa!

-(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Look at them,

cheering that little pipsqueak.

_________________________________

Let them cheer.

_________________________________

You know, AI, I'm getting really...

_________________________________

I don't think you're him.

Tonight, the part of AI

_________________________________

will be played by a tall, dark

and sinister ugly man.

_________________________________

-I am your master now.

-I was afraid of that.

_________________________________

Genie, grant me my first wish.

_________________________________

I wish to rule on high as sultan.

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Bless my soul.

_________________________________

What is this? What's going on?

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness, what's happening?

_________________________________

Father.

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

Jafar, you vile betrayer.

_________________________________

That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) The lamp.

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Finders keepers, Abubu.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Genie, no!

_________________________________

Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.

_________________________________

Jafar, I order you to stop.

_________________________________

Ah, but there's a new order now.

_________________________________

My order.

_________________________________

Finally, you will bow to me.

_________________________________

We will never bow to you.

_________________________________

Why am I not surprised?

_________________________________

If you won't bow before a sultan,

_________________________________

then you will cower before a sorcerer!

_________________________________

Genie, my second wish...

_________________________________

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer

in the world!

_________________________________

-(JAFAR LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

-Genie, stop!

_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,

_________________________________

a warm Agrabah welcome

for Sorcerer Jafar!

_________________________________

Now, where were we?

_________________________________

Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.

_________________________________

-Down, boy.

-(MEOWS)

_________________________________

Oh, Princess.

_________________________________

There's someone

I'm dying to introduce you to.

_________________________________

Jafar. Get your hands off her.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Prince Ali

Yes, it is he

_________________________________

But not as you know him

_________________________________

Read my lips

And come to grips with reality

_________________________________

Yes, meet a blast from yourpast

_________________________________

Whose lies were too good to last

_________________________________

Say hello

To your precious Prince Ali

_________________________________

Or should we say Aladdin?

_________________________________

Ali?

_________________________________

Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...

_________________________________

So Ali turns out to be

Merely Aladdin

_________________________________

Just a con, need I go on

_________________________________

Take it from me

_________________________________

His personality flaws

_________________________________

Give me adequate cause

_________________________________

To send him packing

On a one-way trip

_________________________________

Genie!

_________________________________

So his prospects

Take a terminal dip

_________________________________

His assets frozen, the venue chosen

Is the ends of the Earth, whoopee!

_________________________________

-So long!

-Good-bye, see ya.

_________________________________

Ex-Prince Ali

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SHIVERING)

_________________________________

Abu.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

(ABU WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Oh, this is all my fault.

_________________________________

I should have freed the genie

when I had the chance.

_________________________________

-Abu. Are you okay?

-(TEETH CHATTERING) Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Abu.

_________________________________

I made a mess of everything.

_________________________________

Somehow, I gotta go back

and set things right.

_________________________________

Carpet.

_________________________________

-(ABU CHITTERS)

-(ALADDIN STRAINS)

_________________________________

Abu, start digging.

_________________________________

(FRANTIC PANTING)

_________________________________

That's it.

_________________________________

Yeah! All right!

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

_________________________________

-IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker?

-(SULTAN MOANING)

_________________________________

Here's your cracker. Shove them

all the way down your throat.

_________________________________

Here. Have lots.

_________________________________

Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

It pains me to see you

reduced to this, Jasmine.

_________________________________

A beautiful desert bloom

such as yourself

_________________________________

should be on the arm of the most

powerful man in the world.

_________________________________

What do you say, my dear?

_________________________________

Why, with you as my queen...

_________________________________

-Never.

-(ENRAGED GROWL)

_________________________________

I'll teach you some respect.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

No. Genie.

_________________________________

I have decided to make my final wish.

_________________________________

I wish for Princess Jasmine

_________________________________

to fall desperately in love with me.

_________________________________

Ah, Master, there are a few addendas,

some quid pro quos...

_________________________________

Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.

_________________________________

You will do what I order you to do, slave.

_________________________________

JASMINE: Jafar.

_________________________________

I never realised how

incredibly handsome you are.

_________________________________

Mmm. That's better.

_________________________________

Now, pussycat,

_________________________________

tell me more about myself.

_________________________________

You're tall, dark,

_________________________________

well dressed...

_________________________________

AI. AI, little buddy.

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

AI, I can't help you.

_________________________________

I work for Señor Psychopath now.

What are you gonna do?

_________________________________

Hey, I'm a street rat, remember?

I'll improvise.

_________________________________

JASMINE: Cute little gaps

between your teeth.

_________________________________

Go on.

_________________________________

And your beard is so twisted.

_________________________________

-You've stolen my heart.

-(GASPING) Jafar...

_________________________________

-(IAGO MUMBLING)

-And the street rat?

_________________________________

What street rat?

_________________________________

-(CLATTERING)

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

BOTH: Yech!

_________________________________

That was...

_________________________________

You!

_________________________________

How many times

do I have to kill you, boy?

_________________________________

Get the lamp.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Jasmine.

_________________________________

Oh, nice shot, Jaf...

_________________________________

Don't toy with me.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

JAFAR: Things are unravelling

fast now, boy.

_________________________________

(JAFAR LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Get the point?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

I'm just getting warmed up.

_________________________________

Are you afraid to fight me yourself,

you cowardly snake?

_________________________________

A snake, am I?

_________________________________

Perhaps you'd like to see

how snakelike I can be.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake

_________________________________

Stick that sword into that snake

_________________________________

You stay out of this.

_________________________________

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.

If he can't do it... Great!

_________________________________

JASMINE: Aladdin.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Jasmine, hang on.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) You little fool.

_________________________________

You thought you could defeat

the most powerful being on Earth.

_________________________________

Squeeze him, Jafar.

Squeeze him like a... Awk!

_________________________________

Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.

_________________________________

The genie. The genie.

_________________________________

The genie has more power

than you'll ever have.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

He gave you your power.

He can take it away.

_________________________________

AI, what are you doing?

Why are you bringing me into this?

_________________________________

Face it, Jafar.

You're still just second best.

_________________________________

You're right.

_________________________________

His power does exceed my own.

_________________________________

But not for long.

_________________________________

The boy is crazy.

He's a little punch-drunk.

_________________________________

One too many hits with the snake.

_________________________________

Slave, I make my third wish.

_________________________________

I wish to be an all-powerful genie!

_________________________________

All right, your wish is my command.

Way to go, AI.

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

The power.

_________________________________

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

-(JASMINE COUGHS)

_________________________________

The absolute power!

_________________________________

-What have you done?

-Trust me.

_________________________________

The universe is mine to command,

to control!

_________________________________

Not so fast, Jafar.

Aren't you forgetting something?

_________________________________

-Huh?

-You wanted to be a genie, you got it.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

And everything that goes with it.

_________________________________

-No! No!

-I'm gettin' out of here.

_________________________________

ALADDIN:

Phenomenal cosmic powers...

_________________________________

You're the genie. I don't want...

_________________________________

Itty bitty living space.

_________________________________

AI, you little genius, you.

_________________________________

-Ahh!

-(MEOWS)

_________________________________

JAFAR: Get your blasted beak

out of my face.

_________________________________

-IAGO: Oh, shut up, you moron.

-Don't tell me to shut up.

_________________________________

Allow me.

_________________________________

Ten thousand years in a

Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.

_________________________________

(IAGO YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

JAFAR: Shut up!

_________________________________

Jasmine...

_________________________________

I'm sorry I lied to you

about being a prince.

_________________________________
I know why you did.

_________________________________

Well, I guess this is good-bye?

_________________________________

Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair.

_________________________________

I love you.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) AI, no problem.

You've still got one wish left.

_________________________________

Just say the word

and you're a prince again.

_________________________________

But, Genie, what about your freedom?

_________________________________

Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.

_________________________________

This is love.

_________________________________

AI, you're not gonna find another girl

like her in a million years.

_________________________________

Believe me, I know. I've looked.

_________________________________

Jasmine, I do love you,

_________________________________

but I got to stop pretending

to be something I'm not.

_________________________________

I understand.

_________________________________

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

_________________________________

One bona fide

prince pedigree coming up.

_________________________________

-What?

 Genie, you're free.

_________________________________

I'm free. I'm free.

_________________________________

Quick. Quick.

Wish for something outrageous.

_________________________________

Say, "I want the Nile."

Wish for the Nile. Try that.

_________________________________

-Uh, I wish for the Nile.

-No way!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING GLEEFULLY)

_________________________________

Oh, does that feel good! Oh!

_________________________________

I'm free! I'm free at last!

_________________________________

I'm hittin' the road.

I'm off to see the world. I'm...

_________________________________

Genie, I'm...

_________________________________

I'm gonna miss you.

_________________________________

Me, too, AI. (SNIFFLES)

_________________________________
No matter what anybody says,

_________________________________

you'll always be a prince to me.

_________________________________

That's right.

_________________________________

You've certainly proven your worth

as far as I'm concerned.

_________________________________

It's that law that's the problem.

_________________________________

-Father?

-Well, am I sultan or am I sultan?

_________________________________

From this day forth,

_________________________________

the princess shall marry

whomever she deems worthy.

_________________________________

Him. I choose...

_________________________________

I choose you, Aladdin.

_________________________________

Call me AI.

_________________________________

Oh, all of you, come over here.

Big group hug.

_________________________________

Group hug.

_________________________________

Mind if I kiss the monkey?

_________________________________

Ooh, hairball.

_________________________________

Well, I can't do any more damage

around this popsicle stand.

_________________________________

I'm outta here!

_________________________________

Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!

_________________________________

Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.

_________________________________

No, I'm mythology.

_________________________________

I don't care what I am. I'm free!

_________________________________

(SINGING) A whole new world

_________________________________

A whole new life

_________________________________

For you and me

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Made you look.

_________________________________

You have been a fabulous audience.

_________________________________

Tell you what, you're

the best audience in the whole world.

_________________________________

Take care of yourselves.

Good night, Alice!

_________________________________

Good night, Agrabah! Adiós, amigos!

_________________________________