Friday, November 18, 2022

Disenchanted off-screen subtitles

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PIP: Once upon a time
in a magical kingdom called Andalasia,
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-(BABBLES)
PIP: And her name was Giselle.
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CHIPMUNK 1: New York City
New York City
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CHIPMUNK 2: There she met Robert,
who was a lawyer with dreamy eyes
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BOTH: Come on! Read it again, Dad.
CHIPMUNK 1: Get over here!
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GISELLE: I know that change can be
scary, bit it can also be exciting.
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PIP: And so they
packed up and moved...
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GISELLE: Isn't it wonderful?
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-(GISELLE CHUCKLES)
-MORGAN: Our house is like a castle.
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MORGAN: Mm-hmm.
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GISELLE:
Well, you never know, Morgan.
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ROBERT: Here it is.
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GISELLE: Oh, good.
The walls are back up.
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MORGAN: The walls were down?
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GARDENER: A new baby in town.
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-Oh.
-CONTRACTOR: Whoa! Watch yourself!
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CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
I'm all right!
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GISELLE: Okay, keep them closed.
ROBERT: Don't open your eyes.
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-(GASPS)
-MORGAN: Okay.
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MORGAN: This is... wow.
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GISELLE: I know I got carried away,
and you can change anything.
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ROBERT: Yeah. She made them
promise that it would be done.
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ROBERT: Uh, yeah.
MORGAN: Yeah.
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-That's my stuff! Oh, help!
-ROBERT: Smother the flame!
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-What...
-ROBERT: Grab a blanket!
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MORGAN: Put it out.
ROBERT: Careful!
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-Oh!
-MORGAN: I can't.
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ROBERT: (COUGHS AND SIGHS)
Those were all of my clothes!
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NEIGHBOR 1: Hello, hello!
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NEIGHBOR 1: What are you? Color-
blind? That's not green. That's aqua.
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-(GASPS) Oh.
-NEIGHBOR 3: Oh.
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-Rosaleen and Ruby!
-RUBY: Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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ROBERT: Oh, they smell so good.
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-Oh. (CHUCKLES)
-ROBERT: (CHUCKLES) Oh! Wow.
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-ROBERT: Really?
-(GASPS)
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-(GRUNTS) Thank you.
-GISELLE: Thank you.
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ROBERT: Good night.
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MORGAN: Mom.
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GISELLE: Hmm?
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ROBERT: Ow!
We gotta move these boxes.
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-Oh, my God. What is that smell?
-GISELLE: Oh!
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-Oh! I am so sorry! Are you okay?
-GISELLE: Oh, no!
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-ROBERT: Oh, my goodness!
-Oh, my God! The...
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-ROBERT: So sorry.
-(RUMBLING)
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GISELLE: Oh, the king
and queen of Andalasia?
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-NANCY: A girl!
-Hi.
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-NANCY: Oh, hi!
-Hey.
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EDWARD: Hmm.
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GISELLE: An Andalasian wishing wand.
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NANCY: Yeah, well,
that's teenagers for you.
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-Oh, yes. It's fine.
-EDWARD: Hmm.
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EDWARD: Hmm?
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CONDUCTOR ON PA:
Metro North to Grand Central Station.
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STUDENT: Oh, I gotta go in!
Save me a seat!
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-Oh, my.
-ROSALEEN: Very nice!
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ROSALEEN: Her son Tyson's won
prince three years in a row.
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GISELLE: That's right.
MORGAN: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
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STUDENT 1: Hey.
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FRIEND 1: Dipset, bro.
FRIEND 2: Let's go, man!
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STUDENT 2: Ew.
Look what she's wearing.
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-Whoa. That's a lot of flowers.
-STUDENT 3: Like, a lot.
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BARISTA: Extra large cappuccino
with five shots.
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-There it is.
-BARISTA: Hmm.
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-RUBY: (SIGHS) Oh?
-Wow, you guys move really quickly.
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GISELLE: And there you go.
There you go.
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STUDENT: Who is Morgan?
GISELLE: I'm glad you like them.
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-Morgan. Morgan.
-ROSALEEN: Oh.
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-Oh.
-MALVINA: Take it all down. All of it.
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ROBERT: She's never been this
late without calling.
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ROBERT: She didn't mean that.
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PIP: Oh, okay. (CHATTERS)
GISELLE: Yes. (CHUCKLES)
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BLUEBIRD 1: Good morning.
Good morning.
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-BLUEBIRD 2: Good morning, Giselle.
-(GRUNTS)
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ROBERT: Well, I'm off.
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VILLAGER 1: Good morning.
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-(GASPING CONTINUES)
-VILLAGER 2: Yes.
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VILLAGER: Out. Out.
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MIRROR: Nope.
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ROSALEEN: (GASPS)
But it's always you.
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-You two, get it for me!
-ROSALEEN: Hmm.
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SALESPERSON: Miss Giselle?
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MORGAN: Oh.
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ROSALEEN: (WHISPERS)
Over to the right.
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MORGAN: Well, perhaps I can mend it.
GISELLE: No. No mending.
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GISELLE: I'll just march right down
there and demand an explanation.
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PIP: Uh, hey, slow down.
Where are we going?
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PIP: Well, Monrolasia
might be different.
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-(GRUNTING, GROANING)
-GISELLE: Oh, Pip.
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VILLAGER 1: What are we to do?
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VILLAGER 2: I'm not going in there.
You go in.
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VILLAGER 3: Well, I'm certainly
not going in there.
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VILLAGER 4: Good on you.
VILLAGER 5: Oh!
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VILLAGER 6: Hey!
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-GISELLE: Good.
-What kinda clock do you mean?
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-PIP: Where is it?
-Yes, yes, yes. It's right...
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GISELLE: Oh. (SIGHS)
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VILLAGER 1: Oh, that's nice.
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-VILLAGER 2: What is she wearing?
-(ALL LAUGH)
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VENDOR: Sugar dates,
figs and pistachios!
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TYSON: So, I assume you'll
be attending the ball this evening?
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ROSALEEN: I'll give it to her!
She likes me when I give her things.
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-RUBY: But I'm the one who got it!
-I'm the one that pulled you out.
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-RUBY: (SQUEALS) Gotcha!
-(SCROLL GROANS)
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SCROLL: Don't ask me.
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VENDOR: Apples! Juicy apples!
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-I...
-GISELLE: Hmm.
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GISELLE: You look like you're
good with children.
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GISELLE: Indeed!
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MALVINA: Indeed.
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MORGAN: A what?
What the heck is that?
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TROLL: Oh.
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NANCY: And then what?
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-(GASPS)
-MORGAN: I'm not sure, exactly.
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FAIRY: We're your garden fairies.
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GISELLE: Robert.
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GISELLE: Drive!
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-DRIVER: Hyah!
-(WHIP CRACKS)
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-GISELLE: I'll never forget you.
-Whoa.
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NANCY: Morgan, it will.
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YOUNG MORGAN:
Are you really a princess?
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NANCY: Edward.
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ROSALEEN: I should be at that party.
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-RUBY: Well, maybe she likes toads.
-(ROSALEEN CHUCKLES)
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RUBY: Okay, then go.
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-(GASPS)
-RUBY: Ooh.
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ROSALEEN: Oh, it's gonna be like that?
RUBY: Uh-huh.
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SCROLL: Watch it!
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VILLAGER: Make way! Make way!
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MALVINA: Stupid chair!
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-MALVINA: Hmm. (CHUCKLING)
-(RIBBITING)
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ROBERT: Morgan!
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MORGAN: Dad!
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TYSON: Mother, stop this!
ROBERT: Giselle!
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GISELLE: This is a very nice place.
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ROBERT: Yeah.
GISELLE: This is a date.
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-She's very kind and very sweet.
-ROBERT: Yeah.
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YOUNG MORGAN: Giselle!
GISELLE: I'm right here, Morgan.
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MORGAN: Hey, wait for me!
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GISELLE: I'm not going anywhere.
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ROBERT: You'll always be
a princess to me.
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YOUNG MORGAN:
Higher! Higher, Mom!
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GISELLE: Oh.
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GISELLE: Oh, no.
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MALVINA: Stop!
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-(MALVINA LAUGHS)
-ROBERT: Morgan.
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MALVINA: Oh, and I shall.
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-MORGAN: What's happening?
-(GROANS, PANTS)
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-Are you okay?
-GISELLE: I don't know.
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TYSON: I'm coming with you.
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ROBERT: Hold on!
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-(GROANS)
-MORGAN: Please.
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ROBERT: (SIGHS) Good morning.
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-GISELLE: (CHUCKLES) Okay.
-(MALVINA CHUCKLES)
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PIP: And so, a new story for Giselle
and her family began in Monroeville.
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-And Morgan...
-TYSON: Hey, Morgan!
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PIP: Well, she was still a teenager.
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NANCY: I am so sorry I'm late.
-(CHUCKLES) Oh!
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-Okay. Great.
-GISELLE: Shall we feast?
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-NANCY: Absolutely.
-What can I get you?
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-All right. (CHUCKLES, GROANS)
-NANCY: Oh!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-CHILD: (GRUNTS) Got you!
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Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Cats & Dogs subtitle voice-overs

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-JOGGER: Hi, Carolyn.
-Morning.
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CAROLYN: Scotty, get the door.
Don't drop the eggs.
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LEADER: Gentlemen, a few moments
ago I received word of the gravest nature.
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PUPPY 1: I'll bite your ear.
PUPPY 2: Get off me!
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PUPPY 3: That's my eye you're poking.
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PUPPY 3:
I don't think this is a good idea.
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MAN: Howdy. Over here!
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FARMER: These are the
cutest beagles you've ever seen.
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PROF.: I'll be right there. Ow!
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BUTCH: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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BUTCH: Peek, show yourself.
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DISPATCH: We got a calico on the
corner of Center and Main...
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LOU: Oh, my God!
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BUTCH: Peek's early warning.
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-Sam, what's your 20?
-SAM: 1/18 of a klick east.
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SAM: Hey, Lou.
PEEK: Human!
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-CAT: How about Storm?
-Storm.
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MR. TINKLES: Dark Storm, yes.
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BUTCH: So first things first.
Kid, pay attention.
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BUTCH: Ancient Egypt.
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LOU: Gross.
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BUTCH:
That's how our outfit got started.
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-SCOTT: Hey, Dad!
-Boils.
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CALICO: Keep the hairdo. It's slimming.
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CAROLYN: Nervous about the tryouts?
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CARTOON DOG: Well? Hand it over.
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NINJA 1: Sorry!
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LOU: Cats.
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BUTCH: Bringing up history...
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SOPHIE: Mr. Mason,
I have someone to see you.
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CALICO: Coming out. Is she gone?
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WOLF BLITZER: A disturbance occurred
at a top-secret allergy research lab.
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CAROLYN: Look at the little kitty.
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SAM: Look out. Code 4.
PEEK: Quick, smell my butt.
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-PEEK: West-east.
-On her way to the corner.
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PEEK: Watch it, fellas! He's coming in!
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SAM: There's a bomb at the lab door.
BUTCH: We're on it.
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PEEK: Guys!
SAM: Come on, man!
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PEEK: The bomb. The bomb!
BUTCH: Kid, I'm going for the bomb.
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SAM: Come on! Hurry! The bomb!
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-You wanted to help.
-RUSSIAN KITTY: Come on! Come on!
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PEEK: The dresser's coming down.
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-PEEK: The bomb. You got 45 seconds.
-I said we're on it.
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PEEK: You need anger management.
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BUTCH: Look out, kid!
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PEEK: Nice catch.
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PEEK: Ten seconds.
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BUTCH: Call in a clean-up crew.
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BUTCH: "This is where you are
to enact my fiendish plan.
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BUTCH: Nah.
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-BUTCH: Full scans every 20 minutes.
-Roger that.
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COMPUTER: Negative. Non-reactive.
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LOU: Butch will kill me.
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COMPUTER: 1-5-4-7, negative.
Non-reactive.
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PROF.: Doctor, the cure for
dog allergies? Success. Done.
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DOCTOR: Fantastic.
Send it and we'll verify it.
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PROF.: Tomorrow morning, then.
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MR. TINKLES: Unacceptable.
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CALICO: Brake!
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CALICO: We gonna get away with this?
MR. TINKLES: Watch me.
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-Gas!
-MR. TINKLES: What are you doing?
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CALICO: Where'd you get licensed?
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FOREMAN: Attention, employees.
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FOREMAN: Factory employees,
congratulations.
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MR. TINKLES: Attention...
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-CAROLYN: Scotty?
-Yeah?
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SCOTT: Hurry, buckle up!
We don't want to be late!
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-The birds have left the nest.
-PEEK: Go again.
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PROF.: Here we are.
I said I'd get us here.
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SCOTT: I hope Mbuto plays.
He's the best one-legged forward ever.
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CAROLYN: Is this the right place?
PROF.: Where are the tailgaters?
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PEEK: Bogey in the wire.
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-SAM: It's a calico. Should I take him?
-Negative. Me and the kid got it.
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ROCKET CONTROLLER: Nav systems.
BUTCH: Check.
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ROCKET CONTROLLER:
Velocity at 625 feet per second.
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MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1:
Canine transport loading at platform 2.
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FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1:
282nd Airborne Chihuahuas,
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MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Spaying
and neutering reversals on level 3.
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FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2:
Personnel are required
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DECOY OWNERS:
Tiger, what are you doing?
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MR. TINKLES:
Recognize these humans?
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LEADER: Order! Order, please.
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-No! Wait. Wait!
-WOLF BLITZER: Just minutes ago...
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PROF.: Who kidnapped us,
Uruguay or Chad?
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MR. TINKLES:
So you brought the research.
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MR. TINKLES: Those fleabags
must be running for the hills.
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CALICO: That's what I was thinking.
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CAT FOREMAN: Faster.
I thought you were union!
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CAT ASSISTANT: Here, boss.
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MR. TINKLES: Open the sewer hatch!
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MOUSE: He ate Gary!
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BUTCH: It's over, Tinkles!
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IVY: Bath time!
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BUTCH: Surrender, you're finished!
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MR. TINKLES: I have a plane to catch.
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SCOTT: Good boy.
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CAROLYN: I'll get you.
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-CAROLYN: Come on, we have to go.
-Can you talk too?
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CAROLYN: Scotty!
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MR. TINKLES: Come here.
I got a Milk-Bone for you.
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BUTCH: Get him, Lou!
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BUTCH: You're finished, Fluffy!
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-Come on, Scotty!
-SCOTT: Come on! Quickly!
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SCOTT: Lou?
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LOU: And you're my best friend too.
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PEEK: You have the right to...
SAM: You have the right...
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SCOTT: He's fine!
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BUTCH: Hey, kid.
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PROF.: He's got it! He's got it!
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BUTCH:
He would've made a great agent.
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-I could eat you with a spoon!
-SISTER 3: I can't take it!
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MR. TINKLES: This can't be happening.
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Saturday, August 13, 2022

Picture Perfect: The Making of Sleeping Beauty subtitle voiceovers

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MARY COSTA: I don't think we realized,
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JOHN CANEMAKER: I think it's the
end of an era. I think it's the end
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CHARLES SOLOMON:
Walt told the artists that he wanted
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WALT PEREGOY:
It didn't look like Snow White
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RUSSELL SCHROEDER:
When Sleeping Beauty came out,
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FINN: And so the studio
started diversifying.
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FINN: Sleeping Beauty is one
of those problematic stories.
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FINN: Snow White makes a lot
more aggressive attempts
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FINN: It seems to be something
Walt consciously wanted
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GIAIMO: It's interesting in
Sleeping Beauty
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MICHAEL BARRIER: Earlier films,
you can tell from story meetings
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JEFF LENBURG: He did admit
that doing Sleeping Beauty
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PETE DOCTER: He was
obviously really searching for,
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CANEMAKER: So he thought design,
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FINN: You know, a lot had happened
since Snow White.
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DEJA: Meaning going beyond
the usual painting,
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FLOYD NORMAN:
Every frame in Sleeping Beauty,
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JOHN CULHANEAnd he saw
the Unicorn Tapestries.
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BARRIER: And John Hench,
he made some sketches
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SIBLEY: And he loved her
work for films like
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TIMOTHY LENNON: That style was
rooted in an international Gothic,
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EARLE: I first started with
the old medieval artists,
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LENNON: One of the principal
books that Earle cites
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EARLE: I've always been
influenced by pre-Renaissance,
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SOLOMON: Sleeping Beauty is
curiously a film that is Gothic,
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DEJA: Well, it takes the
ideas and the colors
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MICHAEL SPORN: About 1950 was
the height of a studio called UPA,
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DISNEY: There were always these
guys that wanted to do
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BARRIER: It's a Cinemascope cartoon
in a very modern design style
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SPORN: Sleeping Beauty, to me,
was an outgrowth of this.
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GIAIMO: And since Eyvind Earle
had created this beautiful
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NORMAN: The styling of
Sleeping Beauty became an issue,
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GIAIMO: The animators were always
a very protected species at Disney,
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JOHNSTON: But sometimes
his colors didn't work
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CANEMAKER:
They did rebel at one point.
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CANEMAKER: I think Eyvind Earle
won on the big points.
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SIBLEYThe animators
got their way, too.
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DEJA: Those are the broadest
characters out of all the humans,
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JOHNSTON: So we started figuring
how we could develop them
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FRANK THOMASShe was an
officer in a ladies club,
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THOMAS: And she was so sweet
and so affectionate,
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BURNY MATTINSON:
Everybody was working to try
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DON BLUTHJohn Lounsbery
was my mentor.
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CANEMAKER: John Lounsbery
was a wonderful draftsman
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CANEMAKER: And this was his chance
to do that in this particular scene.
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FINN: John simply does a
classic star turn
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CULHANE: Yeah, they've got
some broad things,
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FINN: This movie, probably more
so than any other Disney movie,
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DEJA: I would say stylistically,
in terms of character animation,
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GIAIMOIt's interesting
that Eyvind Earle
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FINN: You know, having to balance
characters that contrasting
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CANEMAKERWhen he later
did Cruella De Vil,
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-Anita, darling!
-ANITA: How are you?
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SPORN: Whereas, Maleficent,
she just gave speeches.
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MARC DAVIS: It's very difficult
to do a character
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MATTINSON:
It was a story element for her
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DISNEY: I remember them
borrowing film from us.
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DOCTER: The horse is a great example
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GIAIMO: Sometimes, when
you're directing a sequence,
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SPORN: There are really good
choice voices in this film.
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DEJA: Mary Costa is like the perfect
fairy-tale voice, very clean.
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COSTA: And he said, "I want you
to drop all of the colors
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COSTA: We all had a schoolgirl
crush on Bill Shirley.
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MATTINSON: Very beautiful lady.
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SOLOMON: Alice Davis, who had
a degree in fashion design,
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DAVIS: The costume they wanted
when she was in the forest,
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LENBURG: If you ever saw an
actual still photo of Eleanor Audley,
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GIAIMO: Eleanor Audley was a vocal
artist who had a Disney past.
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BLUTH: Eleanor, for me, is the
most interesting of the characters
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JOHNSTON: Fauna is Barbara Jo Allen,
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SOLOMON: What you look for
in a voice for animation
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SCHROEDER: Walt Disney wanted
this film to stand out from his other films.
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SCHROEDER: Sammy Fain and
Jack Lawrence had written
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SCHROEDER...where proud
fathers in today's world
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COSTA: I think the choice was perfect.
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BLUTH: And I think with
the Tchaikovsky music,
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SIBLEY: It's as though
Tchaikovsky had been
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BAXTER: Walt said, "There's a new
process called Technirama,
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RALPH EGGLESTON: Because of that,
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BAXTERWell,
since Mickey Mouse began,
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EGGLESTONThat's an
amazing amount of work.
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FINN: It's interesting to see
the actual paper drawings,
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SPORN: And this meticulous
inking in colors
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DISNEY: Certainly, the artifacts
that came from that movie
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NORMAN: Every cell in that
film was a masterpiece.
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BAXTER: Sleeping Beauty,
it's like going to the symphony.
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Saturday, April 30, 2022

Space Jam: A New Legacy voiceovers

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BOY: What's up, Bron?
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BUGS: Eh, what's up, Doc?
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COACH C: Hey, where Bron at?
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BUGS: Eh, what's up...
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-Iso! Iso! Iso!
-COACH C: You know what to do, baby.
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JIM NANTZ: LeBron James
has an NBA body.
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DAVID STERN: With the first pick
in the 2003 NBA draft...
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JOE BUCK: There he is
with his mom, Gloria.
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STERN: And the NBA Most
Valuable Player goes to...
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KEVIN HARLAN: LeBron James
with his first field goal
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STERN: The Most Valuable
Player trophy
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MIKE BREEN:
The 2013 NBA Championship
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LeBRON: We in the White House
right now. This is like...
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ANNOUNCER: LeBron James
is going back to Cleveland.
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MAN: LeBron James,
makes a great American story.
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BREEN: Cold block by James! It's over!
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LeBRON: Cleveland!
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HARLAN: Here comes LeBron!
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MARK JACKSON: My goodness,
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BREEN: Two seconds to go.
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DARIUS: So how much more work
does your video game need?
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DOM: All right. Don't get crossed.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-DARIUS: Yeah, okay.
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LeBRON: Dom.
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LeBRON: Come on, Dom.
This isn't a game.
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LeBRON: Ball.
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-In and out. Crossover.
-DOM: In and out.
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DOM: Okay. I'm ready.
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-Ooh, that's my favorite.
-DARIUS: Damn!
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WOMAN: We talked about you
affirming Dom more.
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MAN 1: LeBron James, a hit.
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MAN 1: James...
MAN 2: LeBron James...
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LeBRON: Hey, son.
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LeBRON: Whoa. Who are those guys?
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DOM: Oh, those are people around
the world tuning in to my livestream.
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DOM: Crossover. Foul line!
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LeBRON: Oh, that was nice.
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-Power-ups.
-ANNOUNCER: Count it!
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-Whoa.
-ANNOUNCER: Gimme dat!
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ANNOUNCER: Uh-oh!
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LeBRON: Listen, son.
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MALIK: It's called Warner 3000
and it's supposed to be next level!
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AL G. ON SPEAKERS: Hello.
I'm Al G. Rhythm.
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WOMAN: I mean, look at him.
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LeBRON ON SPEAKERS:
That was, um...
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MALIK: Whoa, Bron.
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MALIK: Let's just hear what
they're talking about.
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LeBRON: It's among the worst
ideas I've ever heard.
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MAN: What a terrible idea. So stupid.
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WOMAN: So stupid.
This is what happens when...
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PETE: Uh-oh.
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LeBRON: Dom.
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AL G.: Right this way, King James.
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LeBRON: Dom,
do not get in that elevator!
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LeBRON: "Do me"?
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DOM: Warner 3000.
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AL G. ON SPEAKERS:
Welcome, Dominic James.
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DOM: Wow, this is cool.
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LeBRON: Dom? Stop playing, man.
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AL G.: (IN VILLAINOUS VOICE)
Who goes there?
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-Dom.
-AL G.: Uh-oh.
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-PETE: Oh!
-(AL G. CHUCKLES)
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RICK BLAINE:
Here's looking at you, kid.
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LeBRON: No, no, no, no, no!
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WICKED WITCH: I'll get you, my pretty.
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LeBRON: No, no, no, no, no, no!
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-(YELPS)
-BUGS: Coming through!
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LeBRON: Why would you do that?
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-Ain't that right, Porky?
-LeBRON: Uh...
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MARVIN: Nost so fast, furry creature.
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MARVIN: I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.
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MARVIN: Oh, it's quite all right.
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MARVIN: My ship!
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MARVIN: Take this, rabbit.
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MARVIN:
You have made me very angry.
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DOM: This place is awesome.
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AL G.: It really is.
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DOM: It is pretty amazing.
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BUGS: Captain's log,
Captain James T. Bunny.
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LeBRON: Yo, Bugs. Check it out.
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LeBRON: Gotta make a list.
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-Where I belong.
-LeBRON: Yo!
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LeBRON: Oh, yeah! Metropolis.
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NUMBER TWO: He is exactly
like you in every way.
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LeBRON: Can we just get some players
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OFFICER: Police! Hands on your head!
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PORKY: All right, everybody.
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SPEEDY: Man! You got smelly.
SAM: Gross!
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-You're kidding, right?
-GRANNY: Oh, Tweety!
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DAFFY: Mother...
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-Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.
-AMAZON 1: Down in front!
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AMAZON 2: Ow!
That was my toe! Watch it!
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-(WHINNIES)
-LOLA: Whoa!
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BUGS: Hey, Lola, we need your help.
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LeBRON:
We gotta play a basketball game!
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BUGS: Huh. That's a good point.
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LOLA: (SIGHS) I...
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LOLA: Good to see you!
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DOM: Nah, nah.
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DOM: Oh. Ah.
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ANNOUNCER: Dunk-tastic!
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DOM: That's Diana Taurasi.
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AL G.: How'd you build her?
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-ANTHONY DAVIS: Yo, Dame!
-What's good, bro?
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DOM: Dad hooked me up
with some of his friends
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DOM: It was great.
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LeBRON: Let's start with the basics.
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DAFFY: You're despicable.
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LeBRON: Nice layup.
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-PORKY: (STUTTERS) Ball hogs.
-(SCREAMS)
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SPEEDY: Ay! Diablo loco!
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BUGS: You're right. But it's fun!
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AL G.: Okay, young prince,
time to rebuild your character.
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DOM: Al, have you done this before?
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AL G.: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-DOM: Wait, wait, wait...
-Running man on 'em. Huh?
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MALIK: And now Bron won't
answer my calls
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KAMIYAH: Is that Dom?
DARIUS: Yeah. Some kinda...
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MALIK: I just had a thought, okay?
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MARVIN: (GROANS) A little help here?
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BUGS: Uh, well... Oh, I...
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LeBRON: Okay, one more time.
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LeBRON: Look, Bugs,
it's my way or the highway.
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BUGS: Oh, yeah?
LeBRON: Yeah.
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FOGHORN: I say, shake a leg, Granny!
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BUGS: Huh?
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AL G.: (CHUCKLES) Whatever, Bugs.
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AL G.: (ON SPEAKERS)
Welcome, James family.
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KAMIYAH: Uh-huh.
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KAMIYAH: It says he's in here.
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XOSHA: Dad?
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KAMIYAH: Dom?
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MALIK: Bron?
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AL G.: It's game time!
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AL G.: It's game time!
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AL G.: (ON SPEAKERS)
Oh, Bron, Bron.
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KAMIYAH: Who's this guy?
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KAMIYAH: Where is he?
Where is this coming from?
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MALIK: Something's not right here.
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AL G.: (ON SPEAKERS) It's game time!
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KAMIYAH: What?
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AL G.: Uh, excuse me?
Paging Mr. LeBron James!
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SIRI: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
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AL G.: Hey, how y'all doing?
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AL G.: So let's lay down
some basic ground rules.
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AL G.: How 'bout that, huh?
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AL G: Oh, yeah!
Didn't see that coming, did you?
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ELMER: Oh, no!
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SYLVESTER: Deleted?
SPEEDY: That is messed up!
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FOGHORN: That dude is bad.
GRANNY: Why?
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AL G.: Wet Fire!
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AL G.: Arachnneka!
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AL G.: And The Brow.
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LeBRON: Dang!
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ANNOUNCER: Dom!
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AL G.: Give it up one more time
for Dominic James!
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KAMIYAH: Dom!
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-Dom.
-DOM: Dad!
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LeBRON: Are you okay, son?
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-Dom.
-AL G.: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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THE BROW:
You're going down, King James.
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ANNOUNCER: It's game time!
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ERNIE: Look, I don't want to alarm
you or any of our viewers,
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LIL REL: Did you see that kid fly?
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ERNIE: Uh-huh.
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ERNIE: Rel, I gotta tell you,
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-Whoop. Oh. Whoop. Ha-ha.
-LOLA: What?
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WET FIRE: Entering the
Splash Zone! Ha-ha!
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ERNIE: And you know
what else is brilliant?
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SYLVESTER: Sufferin' succotash!
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LOLA: Hey! (GROANS)
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ERNIE: Arachnneka throws
down a monster dunk.
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TWEETY: Get up, LeBron.
We need you.
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BUGS: Listen, Bron-Bron.
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ERNIE: LeBron's so hard
to guard down low
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ERNIE: Ooh, he just got
blocked by Dom.
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LIL REL: His own son.
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-(GRUNTS)
-DOM: Whoa!
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ERNIE: I've never seen
anything like this.
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DOM: Thank you, Assist.
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-(BEEPS)
-ERNIE: 33-pointer?
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LeBRON: What's up with that, Pete?
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LeBRON: Man, you don't even
know what you're talk...
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-Got you! (GRUNTS)
-LOLA: Iverson'd Ha-ha!
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DAFFY: Way to go!
ELMER: We love LeBron!
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DOM: Buckets.
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ERNIE: LeBron's on a mission.
He wants to go coast to coast!
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ERNIE: And...
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-(BARRIER THUDS)
-LeBRON: Ouch.
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DAFFY: I'm not a betting duck,
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-We're getting crushed.
-DAFFY: A square offense.
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AL G.: Look at 'em.
Their spirit is broken,
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ANNOUNCER:
New character unlocked.
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ERNIE: Here's our first Goon
Squad substitution of the night.
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ANNOUNCER: Chronos!
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WOMAN: Chronos! Oh, yeah! Whoo!
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DOM: (YELLING) Yeah!
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-DOM: Dame Time!
-Bye, bye!
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WET FIRE: That's how you do it, Dom!
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THE BROW: Goon Squad, what?
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AL G.: You feel good?
DOM: Feel great.
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ARACHNNEKA: They can't touch us.
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ARACHNNEKA: We got this.
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WHITE MAMBA:
Thanks for the turnovers.
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DAFFY: At guard, 6'6",
from North Carolina...
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DAFFY: We couldn't get
Michael A. Jordan,
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-Say it with me...
-LeBRON: Mike.
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-Well...
-MICHAEL: You killed it.
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TAZ: Huh?
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FOGHORN: Good plan.
I say, good plan.
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ERNIE: It seems bleak,
but let's remember,
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MARVIN: Oh, that first half
was interminable.
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-(TUNE SQUAD CHEERING)
-FOGHORN: Tune Squad!
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ERNIE: Hey, they may be
down a gazillion points,
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ERNIE: All right,
here we go in the third quarter.
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TWEETY: Uh-oh.
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WET FIRE: Give me that ball, rabbit.
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-ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.
-(THE BROW GROWLS)
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-ARACHNNEKA: Yo.
-Hey, guys.
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ERNIE: Oh, what a no-look
pass ahead to Dom.
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BUGS: Dom passes to Wet Fire.
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AL G.: Give me that.
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-Yeah!
-THE BROW: Boo!
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DAFFY: All jokes!
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LOLA: Yeah, Porky!
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LeBRON: That's all, folks!
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THE BROW: Get off the stage!
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ERNIE: Tax brings it up. He can
really pat the rock.
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LOLA: Yes!
TWEETY: Yay, LeBron!
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-Let's go!
-DARIUS: Yes!
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ERNIE: Wow! Check out this crowd.
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ERNIE: Coming off the bench
now for the Tunes,
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ERNIE: Look out.
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ERNIE: And just like that,
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ERNIE: They're gonna clean
these coyotes off the court
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ERNIE: And the Tunes take the lead!
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-Yeah! I say, that's all right!
-LeBRON: Yeah!
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-LeBRON: Lola!
-Yes! My dude!
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FOGHORN: Way to go, Tune Squad!
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LeBRON: Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
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-Be yourselves! Be yourselves!
-ELMER: All right!
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TWEETY: We did it!
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FOGHORN: All right!
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YOSEMITE SAM: Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw!
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GRANNY: Drinks on me!
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SYLVESTER: Boy, that was awesome!
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PORKY: Go team!
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FOGHORN: Now that's what
I call momentum, son.
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LOLA: LeBron?
TWEETY: Way to go!
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PORKY: I'm so tickled.
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DOM: Dad...
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-Oh, now, that's beautiful.
-GRANNY: Let's go!
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YOSEMITE SAM: Whoo!
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KAMIYAH: Dom!
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DOM: Mom!
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AL G.: Are you serious?
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-Great spot for you right here, kid.
-YOSEMITE SAM: We got 'em now!
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SPEEDY: Bienvenido, seƱorito!
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-Somebody get him a new jersey.
-ELMER: Welcome to the hunt.
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TWEETY: Really glad to have
you on the team!
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DOM: Thanks, Dad.
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AL G.: Fine.
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THE BROW: Get back, rabbit.
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AL G.: Incoming!
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LOLA: Did you see that?
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AL G.: (IN DISTORTED VOICE)
Whoa! Where my Goons at?
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WHITE MAMBA: Right here, Coach!
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AL G.: No mercy!
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LeBRON: And that's good because...
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DOM: If the game crashes,
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-he can't stop us from scoring.
DOM: Right!
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SYLVESTER: Oh, boy!
PORKY: Yeah! Yay!
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-That's not gonna work.
-LeBRON: Why not?
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LeBRON: Dom.
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THE BROW: Here we go.
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ERNIE: Ten seconds on the clock.
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ERNIE: This is their last chance.
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ERNIE: Bugs' shot is gonna be short.
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LIL REL: The Tunes win!
The Tunes win!
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PETE: (BABBLES) Whoa!
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LeBRON: Bugs...
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-LeBRON: Son?
-Dad.
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XOSHA: Daddy!
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-Baby!
-DOM: Mom!
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LeBRON: Missed y'all so much.
DARIUS: Bro, that was amazing.
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KAMIYAH: I'm so proud of you!
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-I love you, guys.
-KAMIYAH: We love you, too.
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LeBRON: Come on, Malik.
Come on in, man.
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MALIK: (TEARFULLY)
You the Brow, man!
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MALIK: (SOBBING) LeBron! LeBron.
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LeBRON: Hey, Malik, you good?
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LeBRON: You cryin'?
MALIK: What?
_________________________________
LeBRON: All right.
_________________________________
MALIK: I ain't crying, bruh.
LeBRON: Okay.
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LeBRON: So, Dom, you ready
for basketball camp?
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DOM: Yeah. I'm actually pretty excited.
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LeBRON: Yeah? Because I know
how much you really wanted...
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DOM: I think I'mma just take a break
from video games for now.
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LeBRON: Taco Tuesday! No doubt.
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LeBRON: Hold up, hold up. Bunk beds?
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PORKY: (STUTTERING)
That's all, folks.
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