_________________________________
BOY: What's up, Bron?
_________________________________
BUGS: Eh, what's up, Doc?
_________________________________
COACH C: Hey, where Bron at?
_________________________________
BUGS: Eh, what's up...
_________________________________
-Iso! Iso! Iso!
-COACH C: You know what to do, baby.
_________________________________
JIM NANTZ: LeBron James
has an NBA body.
_________________________________
DAVID STERN: With the first pick
in the 2003 NBA draft...
_________________________________
JOE BUCK: There he is
with his mom, Gloria.
_________________________________
STERN: And the NBA Most
Valuable Player goes to...
_________________________________
KEVIN HARLAN: LeBron James
with his first field goal
_________________________________
STERN: The Most Valuable
Player trophy
_________________________________
MIKE BREEN:
The 2013 NBA Championship
_________________________________
LeBRON: We in the White House
right now. This is like...
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: LeBron James
is going back to Cleveland.
_________________________________
MAN: LeBron James,
makes a great American story.
_________________________________
BREEN: Cold block by James! It's over!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Cleveland!
_________________________________
HARLAN: Here comes LeBron!
_________________________________
MARK JACKSON: My goodness,
_________________________________
BREEN: Two seconds to go.
_________________________________
DARIUS: So how much more work
does your video game need?
_________________________________
DOM: All right. Don't get crossed.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-DARIUS: Yeah, okay.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Dom.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Come on, Dom.
This isn't a game.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Ball.
_________________________________
-In and out. Crossover.
-DOM: In and out.
_________________________________
DOM: Okay. I'm ready.
_________________________________
-Ooh, that's my favorite.
-DARIUS: Damn!
_________________________________
WOMAN: We talked about you
affirming Dom more.
_________________________________
MAN 1: LeBron James, a hit.
_________________________________
MAN 1: James...
MAN 2: LeBron James...
_________________________________
LeBRON: Hey, son.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Whoa. Who are those guys?
_________________________________
DOM: Oh, those are people around
the world tuning in to my livestream.
_________________________________
DOM: Crossover. Foul line!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Oh, that was nice.
_________________________________
-Power-ups.
-ANNOUNCER: Count it!
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-ANNOUNCER: Gimme dat!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Uh-oh!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Listen, son.
_________________________________
MALIK: It's called Warner 3000
and it's supposed to be next level!
_________________________________
AL G. ON SPEAKERS: Hello.
I'm Al G. Rhythm.
_________________________________
WOMAN: I mean, look at him.
_________________________________
LeBRON ON SPEAKERS:
That was, um...
_________________________________
MALIK: Whoa, Bron.
_________________________________
MALIK: Let's just hear what
they're talking about.
_________________________________
LeBRON: It's among the worst
ideas I've ever heard.
_________________________________
MAN: What a terrible idea. So stupid.
_________________________________
WOMAN: So stupid.
This is what happens when...
_________________________________
PETE: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Dom.
_________________________________
AL G.: Right this way, King James.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Dom,
do not get in that elevator!
_________________________________
LeBRON: "Do me"?
_________________________________
DOM: Warner 3000.
_________________________________
AL G. ON SPEAKERS:
Welcome, Dominic James.
_________________________________
DOM: Wow, this is cool.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Dom? Stop playing, man.
_________________________________
AL G.: (IN VILLAINOUS VOICE)
Who goes there?
_________________________________
-Dom.
-AL G.: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
-PETE: Oh!
-(AL G. CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
RICK BLAINE:
Here's looking at you, kid.
_________________________________
LeBRON: No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
WICKED WITCH: I'll get you, my pretty.
_________________________________
LeBRON: No, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
-(YELPS)
-BUGS: Coming through!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Why would you do that?
_________________________________
-Ain't that right, Porky?
-LeBRON: Uh...
_________________________________
MARVIN: Nost so fast, furry creature.
_________________________________
MARVIN: I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.
_________________________________
MARVIN: Oh, it's quite all right.
_________________________________
MARVIN: My ship!
_________________________________
MARVIN: Take this, rabbit.
_________________________________
MARVIN:
You have made me very angry.
_________________________________
DOM: This place is awesome.
_________________________________
AL G.: It really is.
_________________________________
DOM: It is pretty amazing.
_________________________________
BUGS: Captain's log,
Captain James T. Bunny.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Yo, Bugs. Check it out.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Gotta make a list.
_________________________________
-Where I belong.
-LeBRON: Yo!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Oh, yeah! Metropolis.
_________________________________
NUMBER TWO: He is exactly
like you in every way.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Can we just get some players
_________________________________
OFFICER: Police! Hands on your head!
_________________________________
PORKY: All right, everybody.
_________________________________
SPEEDY: Man! You got smelly.
SAM: Gross!
_________________________________
-You're kidding, right?
-GRANNY: Oh, Tweety!
_________________________________
DAFFY: Mother...
_________________________________
-Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.
-AMAZON 1: Down in front!
_________________________________
AMAZON 2: Ow!
That was my toe! Watch it!
_________________________________
-(WHINNIES)
-LOLA: Whoa!
_________________________________
BUGS: Hey, Lola, we need your help.
_________________________________
LeBRON:
We gotta play a basketball game!
_________________________________
BUGS: Huh. That's a good point.
_________________________________
LOLA: (SIGHS) I...
_________________________________
LOLA: Good to see you!
_________________________________
DOM: Nah, nah.
_________________________________
DOM: Oh. Ah.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Dunk-tastic!
_________________________________
DOM: That's Diana Taurasi.
_________________________________
AL G.: How'd you build her?
_________________________________
-ANTHONY DAVIS: Yo, Dame!
-What's good, bro?
_________________________________
DOM: Dad hooked me up
with some of his friends
_________________________________
DOM: It was great.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Let's start with the basics.
_________________________________
DAFFY: You're despicable.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Nice layup.
_________________________________
-PORKY: (STUTTERS) Ball hogs.
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
SPEEDY: Ay! Diablo loco!
_________________________________
BUGS: You're right. But it's fun!
_________________________________
AL G.: Okay, young prince,
time to rebuild your character.
_________________________________
DOM: Al, have you done this before?
_________________________________
AL G.: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
-DOM: Wait, wait, wait...
-Running man on 'em. Huh?
_________________________________
MALIK: And now Bron won't
answer my calls
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Is that Dom?
DARIUS: Yeah. Some kinda...
_________________________________
MALIK: I just had a thought, okay?
_________________________________
MARVIN: (GROANS) A little help here?
_________________________________
BUGS: Uh, well... Oh, I...
_________________________________
LeBRON: Okay, one more time.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Look, Bugs,
it's my way or the highway.
_________________________________
BUGS: Oh, yeah?
LeBRON: Yeah.
_________________________________
FOGHORN: I say, shake a leg, Granny!
_________________________________
BUGS: Huh?
_________________________________
AL G.: (CHUCKLES) Whatever, Bugs.
_________________________________
AL G.: (ON SPEAKERS)
Welcome, James family.
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Uh-huh.
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: It says he's in here.
_________________________________
XOSHA: Dad?
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Dom?
_________________________________
MALIK: Bron?
_________________________________
AL G.: It's game time!
_________________________________
AL G.: It's game time!
_________________________________
AL G.: (ON SPEAKERS)
Oh, Bron, Bron.
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Who's this guy?
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Where is he?
Where is this coming from?
_________________________________
MALIK: Something's not right here.
_________________________________
AL G.: (ON SPEAKERS) It's game time!
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: What?
_________________________________
AL G.: Uh, excuse me?
Paging Mr. LeBron James!
_________________________________
SIRI: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________
AL G.: Hey, how y'all doing?
_________________________________
AL G.: So let's lay down
some basic ground rules.
_________________________________
AL G.: How 'bout that, huh?
_________________________________
AL G: Oh, yeah!
Didn't see that coming, did you?
_________________________________
ELMER: Oh, no!
_________________________________
SYLVESTER: Deleted?
SPEEDY: That is messed up!
_________________________________
FOGHORN: That dude is bad.
GRANNY: Why?
_________________________________
AL G.: Wet Fire!
_________________________________
AL G.: Arachnneka!
_________________________________
AL G.: And The Brow.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Dang!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Dom!
_________________________________
AL G.: Give it up one more time
for Dominic James!
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Dom!
_________________________________
-Dom.
-DOM: Dad!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Are you okay, son?
_________________________________
-Dom.
-AL G.: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________
THE BROW:
You're going down, King James.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: It's game time!
_________________________________
ERNIE: Look, I don't want to alarm
you or any of our viewers,
_________________________________
LIL REL: Did you see that kid fly?
_________________________________
ERNIE: Uh-huh.
_________________________________
ERNIE: Rel, I gotta tell you,
_________________________________
-Whoop. Oh. Whoop. Ha-ha.
-LOLA: What?
_________________________________
WET FIRE: Entering the
Splash Zone! Ha-ha!
_________________________________
ERNIE: And you know
what else is brilliant?
_________________________________
SYLVESTER: Sufferin' succotash!
_________________________________
LOLA: Hey! (GROANS)
_________________________________
ERNIE: Arachnneka throws
down a monster dunk.
_________________________________
TWEETY: Get up, LeBron.
We need you.
_________________________________
BUGS: Listen, Bron-Bron.
_________________________________
ERNIE: LeBron's so hard
to guard down low
_________________________________
ERNIE: Ooh, he just got
blocked by Dom.
_________________________________
LIL REL: His own son.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-DOM: Whoa!
_________________________________
ERNIE: I've never seen
anything like this.
_________________________________
DOM: Thank you, Assist.
_________________________________
-(BEEPS)
-ERNIE: 33-pointer?
_________________________________
LeBRON: What's up with that, Pete?
_________________________________
LeBRON: Man, you don't even
know what you're talk...
_________________________________
-Got you! (GRUNTS)
-LOLA: Iverson'd Ha-ha!
_________________________________
DAFFY: Way to go!
ELMER: We love LeBron!
_________________________________
DOM: Buckets.
_________________________________
ERNIE: LeBron's on a mission.
He wants to go coast to coast!
_________________________________
ERNIE: And...
_________________________________
-(BARRIER THUDS)
-LeBRON: Ouch.
_________________________________
DAFFY: I'm not a betting duck,
_________________________________
-We're getting crushed.
-DAFFY: A square offense.
_________________________________
AL G.: Look at 'em.
Their spirit is broken,
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
New character unlocked.
_________________________________
ERNIE: Here's our first Goon
Squad substitution of the night.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Chronos!
_________________________________
WOMAN: Chronos! Oh, yeah! Whoo!
_________________________________
DOM: (YELLING) Yeah!
_________________________________
-DOM: Dame Time!
-Bye, bye!
_________________________________
WET FIRE: That's how you do it, Dom!
_________________________________
THE BROW: Goon Squad, what?
_________________________________
AL G.: You feel good?
DOM: Feel great.
_________________________________
ARACHNNEKA: They can't touch us.
_________________________________
ARACHNNEKA: We got this.
_________________________________
WHITE MAMBA:
Thanks for the turnovers.
_________________________________
DAFFY: At guard, 6'6",
from North Carolina...
_________________________________
DAFFY: We couldn't get
Michael A. Jordan,
_________________________________
-Say it with me...
-LeBRON: Mike.
_________________________________
-Well...
-MICHAEL: You killed it.
_________________________________
TAZ: Huh?
_________________________________
FOGHORN: Good plan.
I say, good plan.
_________________________________
ERNIE: It seems bleak,
but let's remember,
_________________________________
MARVIN: Oh, that first half
was interminable.
_________________________________
-(TUNE SQUAD CHEERING)
-FOGHORN: Tune Squad!
_________________________________
ERNIE: Hey, they may be
down a gazillion points,
_________________________________
ERNIE: All right,
here we go in the third quarter.
_________________________________
TWEETY: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
WET FIRE: Give me that ball, rabbit.
_________________________________
-ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.
-(THE BROW GROWLS)
_________________________________
-ARACHNNEKA: Yo.
-Hey, guys.
_________________________________
ERNIE: Oh, what a no-look
pass ahead to Dom.
_________________________________
BUGS: Dom passes to Wet Fire.
_________________________________
AL G.: Give me that.
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-THE BROW: Boo!
_________________________________
DAFFY: All jokes!
_________________________________
LOLA: Yeah, Porky!
_________________________________
LeBRON: That's all, folks!
_________________________________
THE BROW: Get off the stage!
_________________________________
ERNIE: Tax brings it up. He can
really pat the rock.
_________________________________
LOLA: Yes!
TWEETY: Yay, LeBron!
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-DARIUS: Yes!
_________________________________
ERNIE: Wow! Check out this crowd.
_________________________________
ERNIE: Coming off the bench
now for the Tunes,
_________________________________
ERNIE: Look out.
_________________________________
ERNIE: And just like that,
_________________________________
ERNIE: They're gonna clean
these coyotes off the court
_________________________________
ERNIE: And the Tunes take the lead!
_________________________________
-Yeah! I say, that's all right!
-LeBRON: Yeah!
_________________________________
-LeBRON: Lola!
-Yes! My dude!
_________________________________
FOGHORN: Way to go, Tune Squad!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
_________________________________
-Be yourselves! Be yourselves!
-ELMER: All right!
_________________________________
TWEETY: We did it!
_________________________________
FOGHORN: All right!
_________________________________
YOSEMITE SAM: Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw!
_________________________________
GRANNY: Drinks on me!
_________________________________
SYLVESTER: Boy, that was awesome!
_________________________________
PORKY: Go team!
_________________________________
FOGHORN: Now that's what
I call momentum, son.
_________________________________
LOLA: LeBron?
TWEETY: Way to go!
_________________________________
PORKY: I'm so tickled.
_________________________________
DOM: Dad...
_________________________________
-Oh, now, that's beautiful.
-GRANNY: Let's go!
_________________________________
YOSEMITE SAM: Whoo!
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: Dom!
_________________________________
DOM: Mom!
_________________________________
AL G.: Are you serious?
_________________________________
-Great spot for you right here, kid.
-YOSEMITE SAM: We got 'em now!
_________________________________
SPEEDY: Bienvenido, señorito!
_________________________________
-Somebody get him a new jersey.
-ELMER: Welcome to the hunt.
_________________________________
TWEETY: Really glad to have
you on the team!
_________________________________
DOM: Thanks, Dad.
_________________________________
AL G.: Fine.
_________________________________
THE BROW: Get back, rabbit.
_________________________________
AL G.: Incoming!
_________________________________
LOLA: Did you see that?
_________________________________
AL G.: (IN DISTORTED VOICE)
Whoa! Where my Goons at?
_________________________________
WHITE MAMBA: Right here, Coach!
_________________________________
AL G.: No mercy!
_________________________________
LeBRON: And that's good because...
_________________________________
DOM: If the game crashes,
_________________________________
-he can't stop us from scoring.
DOM: Right!
_________________________________
SYLVESTER: Oh, boy!
PORKY: Yeah! Yay!
_________________________________
-That's not gonna work.
-LeBRON: Why not?
_________________________________
LeBRON: Dom.
_________________________________
THE BROW: Here we go.
_________________________________
ERNIE: Ten seconds on the clock.
_________________________________
ERNIE: This is their last chance.
_________________________________
ERNIE: Bugs' shot is gonna be short.
_________________________________
LIL REL: The Tunes win!
The Tunes win!
_________________________________
PETE: (BABBLES) Whoa!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Bugs...
_________________________________
-LeBRON: Son?
-Dad.
_________________________________
XOSHA: Daddy!
_________________________________
-Baby!
-DOM: Mom!
_________________________________
LeBRON: Missed y'all so much.
DARIUS: Bro, that was amazing.
_________________________________
KAMIYAH: I'm so proud of you!
_________________________________
-I love you, guys.
-KAMIYAH: We love you, too.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Come on, Malik.
Come on in, man.
_________________________________
MALIK: (TEARFULLY)
You the Brow, man!
_________________________________
MALIK: (SOBBING) LeBron! LeBron.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Hey, Malik, you good?
_________________________________
LeBRON: You cryin'?
MALIK: What?
_________________________________
LeBRON: All right.
_________________________________
MALIK: I ain't crying, bruh.
LeBRON: Okay.
_________________________________
LeBRON: So, Dom, you ready
for basketball camp?
_________________________________
DOM: Yeah. I'm actually pretty excited.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Yeah? Because I know
how much you really wanted...
_________________________________
DOM: I think I'mma just take a break
from video games for now.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Taco Tuesday! No doubt.
_________________________________
LeBRON: Hold up, hold up. Bunk beds?
_________________________________
PORKY: (STUTTERING)
That's all, folks.
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