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Imagining in June 2016–August 2016
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)
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(FEET PATTERING)
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(KNOCKING)
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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)
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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(SHRIEKS)
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LITTLE MONSTERS:
♪ The neck bone's connected
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♪ To the head bone
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♪ The head bone's connected to the horn bone
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♪ The horn bone's right above the wing bones ♪
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(LITTLE MONSTERS GIGGLING)
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-(GROWLS)
-Ah!
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-I scared you!
-No, you didn't.
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Okay! Remember our field trip rules,
everyone.
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Uh, no pushing, no biting,
and no fire breathing!
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-(ROARS)
-What did I just say?
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Eighteen, nineteen...
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Okay, we're missing one.
Who are we missing?
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Oh. Mike Wazowski.
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Thanks, Joe.
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Good luck finishing
your crossword puzzle.
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-Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
-That's okay.
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When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
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I wish I had pockets.
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Okay, everyone, partner up.
Get your field trip buddy.
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Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
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Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.
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Russell.
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Mike? Wazowski?
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We car-pool?
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-We're cousins.
-BOTH: Hey!
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Okay. Good catching up.
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Well, Michael, it looks like
it's you and me again.
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(AGREES NERVOUSLY)
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(LITTLE MONSTERS
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
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(LAUGHING)
Please don't call me Karen.
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TOUR GUIDE:
Now, stay close together.
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We're entering a very dangerous area.
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Welcome to the Scare Floor.
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LITTLE MONSTERS: Wow!
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(MALE MONSTER
CHATTERING ON PA)
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(WORKERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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TOUR GUIDE: This is where
we collect the Scream Energy
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-to power our whole world.
-(ALL GASP)
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And can anyone tell me
whose job it is to go get that scream?
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-ALL: Scarers!
-That's right!
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Now, which one of you can
give me the scariest roar?
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ALL: Me, me, me!
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Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
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-two o'clock!
-(ROARS)
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No, it's like this. (ROARS)
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-Hey, guys, watch this one.
-(ROARS)
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Hey, I got a really good...
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(BOTH ROARING)
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(ROARS LOUDLY)
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ALL: (GASPING) Wow!
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Whoa.
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Well, hey there, kids.
Are you on a tour with your school?
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-Yeah!
-MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
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We're here to learn about Scream
Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.
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Well, hey, you're in luck,
because I just happen to be a Scarer.
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I learned everything
I know from my school,
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Monsters University.
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Whoa.
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It's the best Scaring School there is.
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You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
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Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?
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(WHISPERS) MU is.
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(BELL RINGING)
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MALE SCARER SUPERVISOR:
Let's go, everybody!
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FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
West coast coming online.
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Scarers coming out.
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TOUR GUIDE: Oops. Stop right there.
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Don't cross over that safety line.
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Human children are extremely toxic.
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-Look at that!
-(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)
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Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
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LITTLE MONSTER 1:
Look at that! It's amazing!
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LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
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ALL: Wow!
MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
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How about we do
tallest in the back? (GASPS)
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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LITTLE MONSTER 3:
Look, he's going to
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-do a real scare!
-(PANTING)
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-(ROARS)
-(MIKE SIGHS)
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-Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
-Yeah. Me, too.
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Come on, guys. I want to see.
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Out of the way, Wazowski.
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You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
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(RATTLING)
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Brian! Do not step over the line.
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Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
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(GASPS) Michael!
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.
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FATHER: Well,
I thought I heard something.
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(SCRATCHING)
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(BOY GASPS)
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(BOY SCREAMS)
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(ALL GASP)
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What?
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-(ALL CHATTERING)
-Are you okay?
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FEMALE MONSTER:
You could have gotten hurt!
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I don't understand
how this could happen!
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That was real dangerous, kid.
I didn't even know you were in there.
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Wow. I didn't even know
you were in there.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Not bad, kid.
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Michael, what do you have
to say for yourself?
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How do I become a Scarer?
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(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
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(BELL TOLLING)
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(CHOIR SINGING SOFTLY)
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(BELL TOLLING)
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(BELLS RINGING)
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(BELLS RINGING LOUDLY)
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(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
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(ROOSTER CROWS)
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CLOPIN: ♪ Morning in Paris
The city awakes
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♪ To the bells of Notre Dame
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♪ The fisherman fishes
The baker man bakes
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♪ To the bells of Notre Dame
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♪ To the big bells as loud as the thunder
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(BELL TOLLING)
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♪ To the little bells soft as a psalm
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(BELLS RINGING)
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♪ And some say the soul
of the city's the toll
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♪ Of the bells
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(BELL TOLLING)
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♪ The bells of Notre Dame
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Listen. They're beautiful, no?
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So many colors of sound,
so many changing moods.
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Because you know they don't
ring all by themselves.
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-PUPPET: They don't?
-No, you silly boy.
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-Up there,
-(BELL TOLLING)
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high, high in the dark bell tower,
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lives the mysterious bell ringer.
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-Who is this creature?
-PUPPET: Who?
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-What is he?
-PUPPET: What?
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-How did he come to be there?
-PUPPET: How?
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-Hush.
-PUPPET: Ow.
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Clopin will tell you.
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It is a tale, a tale of a man...
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And a monster.
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♪ Dark was the night
when our tale was begun
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(BABY CRYING)
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♪ On the docks near Notre Dame
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-Shut it up, will you?
-We'll be spotted!
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Hush, little one.
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♪ Four frightened gypsies
slid silently under
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♪ The docks near Notre Dame
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Four guilders
for safe passage into Paris.
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♪ A trap had been laid for the gypsies
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♪ And they gazed up in fear and alarm
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♪ At a figure whose clutches
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♪ Were iron as much as the bells
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Judge Claude Frollo!
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♪ The bells of Notre Dame
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CHOIR: ♪ Kyrie eleison
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CLOPIN: ♪ Judge Claude Frollo longed
to purge the world of vice and sin
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CHOIR: ♪ Kyrie eleison
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CLOPIN: ♪ And he saw corruption
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♪ Everywhere except within
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Bring these gypsy vermin
to the palace of justice.
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You there! What are you hiding?
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Stolen goods, no doubt.
Take them from her.
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-(THUNDER CRACKING)
-She ran.
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CHOIR: ♪ Dies irae
Dies irae
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♪ Dies illa
Dies illa
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♪ Solvet saeclum in favilla
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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♪ Quantus tremor est futurus
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(HORSE WHINNYING)
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♪ Quando judex est venturus
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Sanctuary! Please, give us sanctuary!
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♪ Quantus tremor est futurus
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(HORSE WHINNYING)
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♪ Dies irae
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(BABY CRYING)
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A baby?
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(GASPS) A monster!
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♪ Solvet saeclum in favilla
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♪ Dies irae
Dies irae
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(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
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(THUNDER CRACKING)
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"Stop!" cried the archdeacon.
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The is an unholy demon.
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I'm sending it back to hell,
where it belongs.
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♪ See, there,
the innocent blood you have spilt
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♪ On the steps of Notre Dame
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I am guiltless. She ran. I pursued.
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♪ Now you would add this child's
blood to your guilt
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♪ On the steps of Notre Dame
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My conscience is clear.
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♪ You can lie to yourself
and your minions
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♪ You can claim that you haven't a qualm
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♪ But you never can run from
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♪ Nor hide what you've done
from the eyes
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♪ The very eyes
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♪ Of Notre Dame
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CHOIR: ♪ Kyrie eleison
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CLOPIN: ♪ And for one time in his life
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♪ Of power and control
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CHOIR: ♪ Kyrie eleison
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CLOPIN: ♪ Frollo felt a twinge of fear
for his immortal soul
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What must I do?
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Care for the child
and raise it as your own.
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What? I am to be saddled
with this misshapen...
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Very well.
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But let him live with you in your church.
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Live here? Where?
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Anywhere.
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♪ Just so he's kept locked away
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♪ Where no one else can see
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The bell tower, perhaps.
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And who knows? Our Lord works
in mysterious ways.
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♪ Even this foul creature
may yet prove one day to be
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♪ Of use to me
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And Frollo gave the child a cruel name,
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a name that means "half-formed."
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Quasimodo.
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♪ Now here is a riddle
to guess if you can
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♪ Sing the bells of Notre Dame
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♪ Who is the monster and who is the man
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(BELL CHIMING)
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♪ Sing the bells, bells
Bells, bells
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♪ Bells, bells
Bells, bells
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♪ Bells of Notre Dame ♪
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(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
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(BUCK CLEARS THROAT)
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BUCK: Now, where to begin?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
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How about, "Once upon a time"?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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How many times have you heard
that to begin a story?
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Let's do something else.
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(GASPS) I got it, I got it, here we go.
Here's how to open a movie!
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(SINGING IN AFRICAN LANGUAGE)
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BUCK: No, I don't think so.
It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?
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Oh, no, no, not the book.
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How many have seen
"opening the book" before?
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-(BRAKES SCREECH)
-Close the book. We're not doing that.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Why don't I just go back to the day
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things took a turn for the worse?
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Run for your lives!
Everyone run for cover!
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SOS! Mayday! Mayday!
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Code red! Duck and cover!
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You're all in danger!
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-Ah!
-(BABIES CRYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for cover!
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(STEER BELLOWS)
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for your lives!
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(SQUEALING)
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-(RINGING)
-(SIREN WAILS)
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Emergency! Emergency!
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(SCREAMING)
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Whoa!
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-Whoa!
-Aaah!
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(BABIES CRYING)
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Look out! Take cover!
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(RAIDERS OF
THE LOST ARK THEME)
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(CAR HORNS HONKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for cover!
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(COUGHS) Chicken Little!
What is it? What's going on?
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The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
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-The sky is falling?
-Are you crazy?
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No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
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No. Son? What?
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It happened under the old oak tree!
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I'm not making this up. I know it's here.
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(STAMMERING) There's a piece
of the sky somewhere...
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somewhere on the ground here.
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It was shaped like that!
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-It looks like a stop sign?
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Yes!
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Only it doesn't say "stop"
and it's blue and it has a cloud on it.
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And it hit me on the head!
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-It looked like a stop sign.
-REPORTER 1: Wait! What's that?
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-Son, is this what hit you?
-What?
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Oh, no, Dad. It was
definitely a piece of the sky!
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Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!
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-Dad, no.
-There's been, like, a little mistake.
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It was just an acorn that hit my son.
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-A little acorn.
-No! Dad, no.
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Quiet, son. This is
embarrassing enough already.
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REPORTERS: Chicken Little!
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REPORTER 2: Chicken Little!
What were you thinking?
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REPORTER 3: Why put
your town's safety in jeopardy?
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REPORTER 4: How could you
mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
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-But it... a big acorn level fluh.
-What did he say?
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-A big acorn level fluh...
-REPORTER 2: It was a big acorn?
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REPORTER 3:
It was an ape throwing coleslaw?
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CHICKEN LITTLE:
A big acorn level fluh...
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CITIZEN: Gesundheit!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's just gibberish,
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-gibberish of an insane person.
-Come on, Buck!
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Your kid went
and scared us all half to death!
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Well, what can I tell you,
folks, my son, you know...
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BUCK: Kids do crazy stuff.
You have kids. It's...
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No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn.
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It was... It was a piece of the sky.
Really, it was.
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You gotta believe me.
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Monsters University!
Anybody getting off?
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(SIGHS)
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Well, everyone,
I don't mean to get emotional,
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but everything in my life
has led to this moment.
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Let it not be
just the beginning of my dream
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but the beginning of all of our dreams.
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Gladys, promise me
you'll keep auditioning.
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Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
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Phil, keep using the ointment
till that thing goes away.
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I wish you all the best.
Thank you all so much!
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(MIKE PANTING)
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I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
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(EXHALES)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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-Hello. How are you doing?
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
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Ah!
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Whoo-hoo!
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(CHUCKLES)
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COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
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Come on, put all you have into it!
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Stroke! Stroke!
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Okay! First thing on my list,
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get registered.
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Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
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and I'm here to say
that registration is thataway!
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-Okay, Jay.
-Have a great first day.
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Hey, I'm Kay!
Here's your orientation packet.
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Thanks, Kay.
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You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.
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-Say hooray!
-Hooray!
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I can't believe it.
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I'm officially a college student!
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Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
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and I'll be giving you your
orientation tour on this perfect day!
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(TOUR PARTICIPANTS CHATTERING)
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FAY: Here are the labs
where students learn
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to design and build the doors
to the human world.
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(DOOR BUZZING)
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Looks like the professor is
about to test a door!
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The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
three meals a day.
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I personally believe we have
some of the best chefs in the world.
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-Oh! Yeah!
-Yeah! (LAUGHS)
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The campus offers
a wide variety of majors,
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but the crown jewel of MU
is the Scaring School.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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Welcome to the debate team.
We're happy to have you.
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I disagree for the following reasons.
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True happiness
is a theoretical construct...
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Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
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at the astronomy club!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Come join the improv club.
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You'll wish you were a...
Never... Always...
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Ah, dang it!
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MU's Greek Council. We sponsor
the annual Scare Games.
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(STAMMERS) The Scare what now?
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The Scare Games!
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A super-intense Scaring competition!
_________________________________
They're crazy dangerous,
so anything could happen.
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A bunch of guys went
to the hospital last year!
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-You could totally die.
-And it's worth it.
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You get a chance to prove
that you are the best!
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MIKE: Cool.
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MALE DORM PROCTOR:
Wazowski, Room 319.
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You know, your roommate
is a Scaring major, too.
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(GASPS)
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"Hello, I'm your roommate."
Oh, that's too bland.
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Don't force it. Just let it happen.
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Your lifelong best friend
is right behind this door.
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(EXHALES SLOWLY)
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(GASPS)
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Hey there. I'm your roomie.
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Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
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Oh! (STAMMERS)
Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
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I can tell we're going to be
best chums, Mike.
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Take whichever bed you want.
_________________________________
I wanted you to have first dibs.
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Ahh!
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(GASPS) You just disappeared.
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Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class,
I'll be a joke.
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No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
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-Really?
-Yeah, but lose the glasses.
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-They give it away.
-Huh.
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(PRACTICES GROWLING)
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(RATTLES)
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MIKE: Okay!
_________________________________
Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
_________________________________
Now I just need to ace my classes,
graduate with honors,
_________________________________
and become the greatest Scarer ever.
_________________________________
Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
_________________________________
Aren't you even a little nervous?
_________________________________
Actually, no.
_________________________________
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
_________________________________
I just can't wait to get started.
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(BELL TOLLING)
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Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
Wow.
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
You got to be kidding me.
_________________________________
I'm so nervous!
_________________________________
Relax. It will be fine.
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-Good morning, students.
-(STUDENTS SHUSHING)
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Welcome to Scaring 101.
_________________________________
I am Professor Knight.
_________________________________
Now I'm sure all of you
were the scariest monster in your town.
_________________________________
Well, bad news, kids.
You're in my town now,
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and I do not scare easily. (GASPS)
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
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Dean Hardscrabble.
This is a pleasant surprise.
_________________________________
She's a legend.
_________________________________
She broke the all-time Scare Record
with the scream in that very can!
_________________________________
I don't mean to interrupt.
_________________________________
I just thought I'd drop by
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to see the terrifying faces
joining my program.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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Well, I'm sure my students
would love to hear
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a few words of inspiration.
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Inspiration? Very well.
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Scariness is the true measure
of a monster.
_________________________________
If you're not scary
_________________________________
what kind of a monster are you?
_________________________________
It's my job to make
great students greater,
_________________________________
not make mediocre students
less mediocre.
_________________________________
That is why at the end of the semester
there will be a final exam.
_________________________________
Fail that exam and you are
out of the Scaring program.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
So, I should hope
you're all properly inspired.
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(STUDENTS GASP)
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(MURMURING CONTINUES)
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KNIGHT: All right. All right.
_________________________________
Who can tell me the properties
of an effective roar?
_________________________________
Yes?
_________________________________
There are actually five.
_________________________________
Those include the roar's resonance,
_________________________________
the duration of the roar, and the...
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-(ROARING)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Whoops. Sorry.
_________________________________
I heard someone say "roar,"
so I just kind of went for it.
_________________________________
Oh, excuse me, sorry.
_________________________________
I didn't mean to scare you there.
Hey, how you doing?
_________________________________
Very impressive, Mister...
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Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
_________________________________
Sullivan.
_________________________________
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
_________________________________
Yeah. He's my dad.
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-(ALL MURMURING)
-He's a Sullivan!
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I should have known.
I expect big things from you.
_________________________________
Well, you won't be disappointed.
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Uh... I'm sorry. (STAMMERS)
Should I keep going?
_________________________________
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
Huh.
_________________________________
Everyone take out
your Scaring textbooks
_________________________________
and open them to chapter one.
_________________________________
Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
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I forgot all my stuff.
_________________________________
Ah! All right. Yes.
There we go. That will get it.
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Mmm... Yeah.
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RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
_________________________________
and sorority party. We have to go!
_________________________________
If we flunk that Scaring final,
we are done.
_________________________________
I'm not taking any chances.
_________________________________
RANDY: You've got
the whole semester to study,
_________________________________
but this might be our only chance
_________________________________
to get in good with the cool kids.
_________________________________
That's why I made these cupcakes.
Oops.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) That could
have been embarrassing.
_________________________________
When I'm a Scarer,
life will be a nonstop party.
_________________________________
Stay out of trouble, wild man.
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(CHUCKLES) Wild man.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-Archie!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Boo!
_________________________________
-Hey! What are you...
-(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
Wait... You're shushing me?
Hey! Hey! You can't...
_________________________________
(MUFFLED MUTTERING)
_________________________________
MONSTER 1: Where did he go?
MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
_________________________________
-That guy's in big trouble.
-Yeah, he is.
_________________________________
MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Fear Tech dummies.
-(MUFFLED PROTESTS)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Oh, oh!
_________________________________
-Sorry about that, buddy.
-Why are you in my room?
_________________________________
Your room? This is my...
_________________________________
This is not my room.
_________________________________
Archie! Come here, boy.
_________________________________
-(MIMICS PIG)
-Archie?
_________________________________
Archie the Scare Pig.
He's Fear Tech's mascot.
_________________________________
-Why is it here?
-(SNIGGERING)
_________________________________
I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
_________________________________
The what?
_________________________________
Roar Omega Roar.
The top fraternity on campus.
_________________________________
They only accept the highly elite.
_________________________________
Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
_________________________________
-Ready? One, two, three.
-What? No, no... Oh! What...
_________________________________
That's it. Don't let go.
_________________________________
-Careful. He's a biter.
-(MIKE WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa, hey... (YELPS) Whoa!
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
I got him!
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Whoa!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
That was awesome!
_________________________________
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
_________________________________
Mike Wazowski.
_________________________________
Listen, it was quite delightful
meeting you
_________________________________
and whatever that is,
_________________________________
but if you don't mind,
I have to study my Scaring.
_________________________________
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
You don't need to study Scaring.
_________________________________
You just do it.
_________________________________
Really? I think there's
a little more to it than that.
_________________________________
But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Let go of that!
_________________________________
-My hat!
-My pig!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Hey! Come here!
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Catch it!
_________________________________
Come back here!
_________________________________
-Ooh! Yeah!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Ride it to frat row!
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
♪ Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ♪
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Whoa... Ow!
_________________________________
(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(MONSTER WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(WHOOPING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Go, go, go!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Hey...
_________________________________
-Come on! Hey!
-Ooh!
_________________________________
Cupcake?
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Whoa...
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SULLEY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ooh! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(BELLS RINGING)
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
Got it! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
-Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING) M-U! M-U! M-U!
_________________________________
JTC PRESIDENT:
Did you see him catch that pig?
_________________________________
You are Jaws Theta Chi material,
freshman.
_________________________________
Oh, thanks. I don't know...
_________________________________
No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
_________________________________
-Back off. We saw him first.
-No way. We did!
_________________________________
JOHNNY: I'll take it from here,
gentlemen.
_________________________________
Johnny Worthington,
president of Roar Omega Roar.
_________________________________
What's your name, big blue?
_________________________________
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
_________________________________
This guy's a Sullivan?
Like the famous Sullivan?
_________________________________
I can't believe it! That is crazy!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Chet, calm down.
-I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Sulley, any freshman with the guts
to pull off a stunt like that
_________________________________
has got "Future Scarer"
written all over him.
_________________________________
Hey, did you see me ride the pig?
That took guts.
_________________________________
Slow down, squirt.
This party is for Scare students only.
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, killer,
but you might want to hang out
_________________________________
with someone a little more your speed.
_________________________________
Uh... They look fun!
_________________________________
Oh, hey there.
Want to join Oozma Kappa?
_________________________________
We have cake.
_________________________________
Go crazy.
_________________________________
-Is that a joke?
-(JOHNNY GROANS)
_________________________________
Sulley, talk to your friend.
_________________________________
Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
_________________________________
You heard him.
This is a party for Scare students.
_________________________________
I am a Scare student.
_________________________________
I mean for Scare students who actually,
_________________________________
you know, have a chance.
_________________________________
-Aw, snap!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
My chances are just as good as yours.
_________________________________
You're not even
in the same league with me.
_________________________________
Just wait, hotshot.
_________________________________
I'm going to scare circles
around you this year.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Oh, okay.
I'd like to see that.
_________________________________
Oh, don't worry. You will.
_________________________________
KNIGHT: Ready position.
_________________________________
-Common crouch.
-(ALL GROWL)
_________________________________
I want to see matted fur
and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
_________________________________
-(ALL SNARL)
-Show me some slobber.
_________________________________
Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
_________________________________
(ROARS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
Now here is a monster
who looks like a Scarer.
_________________________________
You want a hope of passing
this class, you better eat,
_________________________________
-breathe, and sleep Scaring.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
MIKE: Give me another one.
_________________________________
-Fear of spiders.
-Arachnophobia.
_________________________________
-Fear of thunder.
-Keraunophobia.
_________________________________
-Fear of chopsticks!
-Consecotaleophobia.
_________________________________
What is this, kindergarten?
Give me a hard one.
_________________________________
-(DRUM ROLL)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
CHEERLEADERS: Go Monsters U!
You know what to do!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
The answer is C, fangs.
_________________________________
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
_________________________________
-A bowl of spiders!
-Correct!
_________________________________
-A clown running in the dark!
-Right again.
_________________________________
Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
_________________________________
-KNIGHT: Outstanding!
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Ah! Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES ROARING)
_________________________________
-Ogre slump.
-(ROARS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
-Zombie snarl.
-(SNARLS)
_________________________________
-Dominant silverback gorilla.
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
That is some remarkable
improvement, Michael.
_________________________________
(ROARS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
One frightening face does not
a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
_________________________________
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) A movie. A movie.
_________________________________
They're making a movie.
_________________________________
When? When will everybody
forget your big mistake?
_________________________________
BUCK: First it was all over the papers,
then they wrote a book about it,
_________________________________
then the book on tape,
then the board game,
_________________________________
the spoons with your face on it...
_________________________________
and the Web site,
the commemorative plates.
_________________________________
-You saw them, right?
-Yeah. I saw them.
_________________________________
Can't eat off 'em.
_________________________________
-They're not microwave-safe.
-You saw the billboards?
_________________________________
I saw them.
_________________________________
Ha! There's a bumper sticker.
I knew it was only a matter of time.
_________________________________
Billboards I could live with.
Posters I could even live with.
_________________________________
But a bumper sticker.
It's... it's like glued on forever.
_________________________________
It doesn't matter. You know why?
Because I've got a plan.
_________________________________
Yeah, about that.
Well, remember how I told you
_________________________________
it would be better for you to lay low,
_________________________________
don't call attention to yourself?
_________________________________
-Yes, but I...
-See, it's like a game.
_________________________________
Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek,
_________________________________
except the goal
is never to be found, ever!
_________________________________
-(STAMMERING)
-Great!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
Now, we've got a plan, right?
_________________________________
I'll see ya later! Remember, lay low.
_________________________________
Yeah. Okay.
_________________________________
Bye.
_________________________________
Look, Mama! There's the crazy chicken!
_________________________________
Yes, it is! Crazy chicken. You're so
smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!
_________________________________
That's it. Today is a new day.
_________________________________
-(BRAKES SQUEAKING)
-(HONKS HORN)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ONE LITTLE SLIP PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ It was a recipe for disaster
_________________________________
♪ A four-course meal of "No sirree"
_________________________________
♪ It seemed that happily ever after
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKING)
-♪ Was happy everyone was after me
_________________________________
♪ It was a cup of good intentions
_________________________________
♪ A tablespoon of one big mess
_________________________________
♪ A dash of overreaction
_________________________________
♪ And I assume you know the rest
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ It was a fusion of confusion
with a few confounding things
_________________________________
♪ I guess I probably
took the wrong direction
_________________________________
(SNORTS)
_________________________________
♪ Well, I admit I might have
missed a sign or two
_________________________________
♪ I took a right turn at confusion
_________________________________
♪ A left when I should have gone
straight on through
_________________________________
♪ I ran ahead with my assumptions
_________________________________
♪ And we all know what that can do
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ It was a fusion of confusion
and a few confounding things
_________________________________
♪ I get the feeling in this town
_________________________________
♪ I'll never live till I live down
_________________________________
♪ The one mistake that seems
to follow me around
_________________________________
♪ But they'll forget about the sky
_________________________________
♪ When they all realize this guy's
about to try to learn to fly
_________________________________
♪ Or hit the ground
_________________________________
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
_________________________________
How's it going?
_________________________________
♪ It was a cup of good intentions
_________________________________
♪ A tablespoon of one big mess
_________________________________
♪ A dash of overreaction
_________________________________
♪ And I assume you know the rest
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ It was a humble little stumble
_________________________________
♪ With a big ungraceful
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ One little slip
_________________________________
♪ It was a fusion of confusion
_________________________________
♪ With a few confounding things ♪
_________________________________
-(RATTLING)
-(BANGING)
_________________________________
(CHICKEN LITTLE SIGHING)
_________________________________
(SCRAPING)
_________________________________
A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.
_________________________________
-You got it!
-That's what I'm saying.
_________________________________
I am going to wipe the floor
with that little know-it-all.
_________________________________
Yes, you are, big blue.
_________________________________
Hey, wait. What are you guys...
_________________________________
It's just a precaution.
_________________________________
RORs are the best Scarers
on campus, Sullivan.
_________________________________
Can't have a member getting
shown up by a beach ball.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.
_________________________________
I'm going to destroy that guy.
_________________________________
Well, then you'll get this back
right away.
_________________________________
It's time to start delivering
on that Sullivan name.
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)
-(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Ahem.
_________________________________
-Very well. Foxy Loxy.
-Present, pretty, punctual.
_________________________________
-Goosey Loosey.
-(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
Master Runt of the Litter.
_________________________________
Present and accounted for,
Mr. Woolensworth.
_________________________________
Oop! Dropped my pencil!
_________________________________
(STRAINING) Whoa! Ahh!
_________________________________
-Loser!
-Henny Penny.
_________________________________
-HENNY: Here.
-Ducky Lucky.
_________________________________
-DUCKY: Here.
-Fuzzy Wuzzy.
_________________________________
-FUZZY: Here.
-Morkubine Porcupine.
_________________________________
-Yo.
-Fish Out of Water.
_________________________________
(BUBBLING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED REPLY)
_________________________________
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
Quite. Abby Mallard.
_________________________________
Ugly duckling.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Class! I will not tolerate rude
behavior at the expense of a fellow...
_________________________________
ABBY: No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
_________________________________
-Yah!
-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
You mustn't sneak up on me,
Ugly... uh, Abby.
_________________________________
-Where was I?
-Ugly duckling.
_________________________________
Oh, yes.
_________________________________
-Chicken Little.
-(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
WOOLENSWORTH: Hmm.
_________________________________
-(COUGHING) Tardy again.
-Tardy again. Hmm.
_________________________________
Class, turn to page 62
and translate each word in Mutton.
_________________________________
-(CLEARS THROAT) He.
-CLASS: Baa.
_________________________________
-She.
-Baa.
_________________________________
-They.
-Baa.
_________________________________
-We.
-Baa.
_________________________________
COACH: Okay, everyone. Listen up!
_________________________________
I don't wanna hear any quacks,
tweets, oinks, whinnies
_________________________________
or cocklee-doodle-doos
when I say, "dodgeball."
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh, man.
_________________________________
Pump it up! Pump it, pump it, pump it!
_________________________________
Split into two teams.
Popular versus unpopular.
_________________________________
-Coach?
-COACH: Yeah, unpopular?
_________________________________
Shouldn't we review safety guidelines?
_________________________________
Sure! Hit the pig, kids!
_________________________________
Aaah!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING) Look out!
_________________________________
Calm down, Runt. Just...
_________________________________
Just do what Fish is doing.
_________________________________
(GONNA MAKE YOU
SWEAT PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Everybody dance now
_________________________________
-(FOOTSTEPS)
-Whew!
_________________________________
-Tough morning?
-A run-in with my old nemesis.
_________________________________
-Gum in the crosswalk?
-He won this round.
_________________________________
-Your old foe!
-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
-Incoming on your right.
-Thank you!
_________________________________
(BRAYING)
_________________________________
Aah! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
Yeah, I heard about the movie.
Tough break.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Maybe it'll just go straight to video.
_________________________________
That's the least of my problems.
_________________________________
This morning, this morning my dad
told me I should basically disappear.
_________________________________
But that's not gonna get me down.
_________________________________
I've got a plan.
You want to hear about it?
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-No, no, no! this one's good.
_________________________________
Look, one moment destroyed
my life, right? One moment.
_________________________________
-Warthog at 3:00!
-I see him!
_________________________________
-(BALL THUMPS)
-(WARTHOG SQUEALS)
_________________________________
-Yes!
-So I figure all I need is a chance...
_________________________________
All I need is a chance
to do something great
_________________________________
to make everyone forget the
"sky falling" thing once and for all.
_________________________________
And then my dad will finally
have a reason to be proud of me.
_________________________________
COACH: Time out!
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Nurse!
_________________________________
(DIALING)
_________________________________
-Hi, Tiffany!
-Hey, man, what's going on?
_________________________________
Today's final will judge your ability
to assess a child's fear
_________________________________
and perform the appropriate Scare
in the Scare Simulator.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
_________________________________
from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
_________________________________
so give it everything you've got.
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble is with us
this morning
_________________________________
to see who will be moving on
in the Scaring program
_________________________________
and who will not.
_________________________________
Let's get started.
_________________________________
I am a five-year-old girl
afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
_________________________________
Which Scare do you use?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
_________________________________
Demonstrate.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
Results will be posted
outside my office. Next.
_________________________________
Focus. (EXHALES)
_________________________________
Johnson, Crackle and Howl.
Yes! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
-(MONSTER ROARS)
-(DUMMY KID SCREAMS)
_________________________________
So, what do you think?
_________________________________
Okay, listen.
_________________________________
You said the sky was falling.
_________________________________
-Your dad didn't support you.
-I...
_________________________________
And you have been hurting
inside ever since, right?
_________________________________
-It's hurt. It stung. Okay?
-It's hurt, but... Yes.
_________________________________
-That's the nutshell.
-Okay. Yes, but...
_________________________________
-No. Buh-buh...
-But, it's...
_________________________________
What's got to happen now
is the nut needs to be cracked open.
_________________________________
And not one little chip
at a time, but... Bam!
_________________________________
Smash! Bits of emotion flying
everywhere! Anger! Frustration!
_________________________________
Denial! Fear! Deep depression, in fact!
_________________________________
You see what I'm saying?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
All right, forget the nut part.
Here's the main thing.
_________________________________
You have got to stop messing around,
and deal with the problem.
_________________________________
-Okay, yes, but...
-Here's the real solution.
_________________________________
You and your dad
talk-talk-talking closure!
_________________________________
-Closure?
-Closure,
_________________________________
talking about something
until it's resolved.
_________________________________
Wait! Hold on! See? Look.
_________________________________
There's a whole section about it
in this month's Modern Mallard.
_________________________________
-Incredibly appropriate!
-I told you, I have a plan.
_________________________________
Yeah, but according to Cosmo Duck,
_________________________________
you should
"stop the squawk and try the talk."
_________________________________
Beautiful Duckling says,
_________________________________
"Avoiding closure with your parents
can cause early molting."
_________________________________
-See? Closure.
-(SIGHING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Come on, repeat after me.
You, your dad, talk-talk...
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Abby,
Abby, listen! Talking's a waste of time.
_________________________________
I got to do something great so my dad
doesn't think I'm such a loser.
_________________________________
Come on. You are not a loser.
_________________________________
You're inventive and resourceful
and funny and cute and...
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING AND STAMMERING)
Yeah... Uh, Runt!
_________________________________
Should Chicken Little have a good
talk with his dad and clear the air
_________________________________
or keep searching for
Band-Aid solutions
_________________________________
and never deal with the problem?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Band-Aid solutions!
_________________________________
-Runt!
-Well, I'm sorry!
_________________________________
I'm very bad at reading facial cues.
_________________________________
Hey. Do you mind?
_________________________________
Don't mind at all.
_________________________________
(ROARS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
_________________________________
Stay out of my way.
_________________________________
Unlike you, I had to work hard
to get into the Scare program.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
That's because you don't belong here.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(ROARS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That's what I thought.
_________________________________
(ROARING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(WHISPERING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Fish, help me out here.
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED YELLS)
-(WATER SLOSHING)
_________________________________
Men.
_________________________________
'Twas beauty that killed the beast.
_________________________________
I guess only girls are good at
honest communication and sensitivity.
_________________________________
(CLASS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
That does it!
We were in a time-out, Foxy!
_________________________________
Prepare to hurt.
And I don't mean emotionally, like I do.
_________________________________
(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________
-(SNAPS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(HONKS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(CLASS GASPING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa...
_________________________________
-(CLANKS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(CLASS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-We will save you!
_________________________________
Fall back! Mad goose!
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
-(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS ESCAPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
COACH: Chicken Little!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
PRINCIPAL: Not showing up for class,
inappropriate school attire,
_________________________________
picking fights in gym class
and the fire alarm?
_________________________________
Ever since that "sky falling" incident,
he's been nothing but trouble!
_________________________________
I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) It was an accident.
_________________________________
What? This?
_________________________________
My one souvenir
from a lifetime of Scaring?
_________________________________
Accidents happen, don't they.
_________________________________
The important thing is no one got hurt.
_________________________________
You're taking this remarkably well.
_________________________________
Now, let's continue the exams.
_________________________________
Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
_________________________________
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
_________________________________
Which Scare do you use?
_________________________________
Shouldn't I go up on the...
_________________________________
Which Scare do you use?
_________________________________
That is a Shadow Approach
with a Crackle Holler.
_________________________________
Demonstrate.
_________________________________
(INHALES)
_________________________________
-Stop. Thank you.
-But I didn't get to...
_________________________________
I've seen enough.
_________________________________
I'm a seven-year-old boy...
_________________________________
(ROARS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
I wasn't finished.
_________________________________
I don't need to know
any of that stuff to scare.
_________________________________
That "stuff" would've informed you
_________________________________
that this particular child
is afraid of snakes.
_________________________________
So a roar wouldn't make him scream,
it would make him cry,
_________________________________
alerting his parents,
exposing the monster world,
_________________________________
destroying life as we know it,
_________________________________
and of course we can't have that.
_________________________________
So I'm afraid I cannot
recommend that you continue
_________________________________
in the Scaring program. Good day.
_________________________________
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
Well then, I'm sure your family
_________________________________
will be very disappointed.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
_________________________________
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MURMURING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
And, Mr. Wazowski,
what you lack is something
_________________________________
that cannot be taught.
_________________________________
You're not scary.
_________________________________
You will not be continuing
in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
Please. Let me try the simulator.
I'll surprise you.
_________________________________
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR:
Welcome back.
_________________________________
I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
_________________________________
Some say that a career
as a scream-can designer is boring,
_________________________________
unchallenging, a waste
of a monster's potential.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Open your textbooks to chapter three.
_________________________________
We will now plunge into the rich history
_________________________________
-of scream-can design.
-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SIGHING) Now look, Buck.
_________________________________
You know, I have
the utmost respect for you.
_________________________________
I mean, you were Buck "Ace" Cluck,
_________________________________
-our school baseball star.
-(BAT HITS BALL FAINTLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) But let's face the facts.
_________________________________
Your kid, he's nothing like you at all.
_________________________________
BUCK: Okay.
_________________________________
Thank you for talking to me.
I'll take care of my son.
_________________________________
I... Dad, it wasn't my fault.
_________________________________
-It was Foxy. She's always...
-All right. It's fine.
_________________________________
You don't have to explain anything.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Uh... Hey, Dad? (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
I was thinkin'. Yeah, what if I...
_________________________________
What if...
_________________________________
What if I joined the baseball team?
_________________________________
CITIZEN: Hey, why don't you
watch where you're going?
_________________________________
Sorry, there, buddy! Sorry, sorry.
_________________________________
Baseball? Son, we talked about this.
_________________________________
Yeah, right. But, you know,
that was when I was small.
_________________________________
I put on five ounces this year.
I've really bulked up.
_________________________________
Really, son? Baseball. Are you sure?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean,
you know, hey, why not, right?
_________________________________
-Yeah, why not, but why?
-Well, Dad,
_________________________________
you were such a big
baseball star in high school.
_________________________________
You could give me some pointers.
_________________________________
But, son, you know,
I'm just wondering...
_________________________________
Maybe baseball isn't exactly
your thing, you know?
_________________________________
Have you considered
the chess team or the glee club?
_________________________________
And some teenagers, you know, they
get quite a rush from stamp collecting.
_________________________________
-No.
-Wanna stop? We'll get some stamps.
_________________________________
-I don't like stamps.
-Colors, colorful things...
_________________________________
No, I was thinking baseball!
_________________________________
I can't wait to see the look on your face
_________________________________
when I smack that ball in
for a touchdown!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Dad... Um, I'm kidding.
_________________________________
That was a... That was a joke.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Just do me one favor, son.
_________________________________
Why, sure, Dad. Anything.
_________________________________
Just please try not
to get your hopes too high.
_________________________________
Yeah, but Dad, I mean, I...
_________________________________
I mean, I think I can...
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Okay, Dad.
_________________________________
(ALL I KNOW PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ I bruise you
_________________________________
♪ You bruise me
_________________________________
♪ We both bruise so
_________________________________
♪ Easily
_________________________________
♪ Too easily
_________________________________
♪ To let it show
_________________________________
♪ I love you
_________________________________
♪ And that's all I know
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, Chloe. If only you were here.
_________________________________
You'd know what to do.
_________________________________
♪ And all my plans
_________________________________
♪ Keep falling through
_________________________________
-♪ All my plans, they
-(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
♪ Depend on you
_________________________________
♪ Depend on you
_________________________________
♪ To help them grow
_________________________________
♪ I love you
_________________________________
-That's my boy!
-Gee, thanks, Dad!
_________________________________
♪ And that's all
_________________________________
♪ It's really all I know
_________________________________
♪ It's all I know
_________________________________
Come on. All I need is a chance.
_________________________________
♪ It's all
_________________________________
♪ I know
_________________________________
-Good morning.
-(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Will today be the day?
Are you ready to fly?
_________________________________
-(CHIRPING SADLY)
-You sure? Good day to try.
_________________________________
Why if I picked a day to fly,
oh, this would be it.
_________________________________
The Festival of Fools.
_________________________________
(GULPING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
It will be fun with jugglers
and music and dancing.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING HAPPILY)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
Go on. Nobody wants
to be cooped up here forever.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(SPITTING) Oh, man!
_________________________________
I thought he'd never leave.
I'll be spittin' feathers for a week.
_________________________________
Well, that's what you get
for sleeping with your mouth open.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
Go scare a nun.
_________________________________
Hey, Quasi, what's goin' on out there?
_________________________________
-A fight? A flogging?
-A festival.
_________________________________
-You mean a Feast of Fools?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
All right, all right!
Pour the wine and cut the cheese.
_________________________________
It is a treat to watch the colorful
pageantry of the simple peasant folk.
_________________________________
Boy, nothin' like balcony seats
for watching the ol' FOF.
_________________________________
Yeah, watchin'.
_________________________________
Oh, look. A mime.
_________________________________
(HOCKING)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey, hey. What gives?
_________________________________
Aren't you
going to watch the festival with us?
_________________________________
-I don't get it.
-Perhaps he's sick.
_________________________________
LAVERNE: Impossible.
_________________________________
If 20 years of listenin' to you two hasn't
made him sick by now, nothin' will.
_________________________________
Watching the Festival of Fools
_________________________________
Has always been the highlight
of the year for Quasimodo.
_________________________________
What good is watchin' the party
if you never get to go?
_________________________________
Here, get away from me!
Go on, ya bunch of buzzards!
_________________________________
He's not made of stone, like us.
_________________________________
Quasi, what's wrong?
You want to tell ol' Laverne all about it?
_________________________________
I just don't feel
like watching the festival, that's all.
_________________________________
Well, did ya ever think
of goin' there instead?
_________________________________
Sure. But I'd never fit in out there.
_________________________________
I'm not normal.
_________________________________
Oh, Quasi, Quasi, Quasi.
_________________________________
Do ya mind?
_________________________________
I would like to have a moment
with the boy, if it's all right with you!
_________________________________
Hey, quit beatin' around the bell tower.
_________________________________
What do we gotta do, paint ya a fresco?
_________________________________
As your friends and guardians,
we insist you attend the festival.
_________________________________
-Me?
-No, the pope. Of course, you!
_________________________________
It would be a veritable potpourri
of educational experience.
_________________________________
Wine, women and song.
_________________________________
You can learn to identify
various regional cheeses.
_________________________________
-Bobbin' for snails.
-Study indigenous folk music.
_________________________________
Playin' dunk the monk!
_________________________________
Quasi, take it from an old spectator.
Life's not a spectator sport.
_________________________________
If watchin' is all you're gonna do,
_________________________________
then you're gonna watch
your life go by without ya.
_________________________________
Yeah, you're human, with the flesh
and the hair and the navel lint.
_________________________________
We're just part of the architecture.
Right, Victor?
_________________________________
Yet, if you kick us, will we not flake?
_________________________________
If you moisten us,
do we not grow moss?
_________________________________
(HUGO WARBLING)
_________________________________
Quasi, just grab a fresh tunic
and a clean pair of hose, and...
_________________________________
Thanks for the encouragement.
But you're all forgetting one big thing.
_________________________________
GARGOLYES: What?
_________________________________
My master, Frollo.
_________________________________
GARGOYLES: Oh.
VICTOR: Yeah. Oh, dear, yes.
_________________________________
Well, when he says you're forbidden
from ever leaving the bell tower.
_________________________________
does he mean "ever," ever?
_________________________________
Never ever.
And he hates the Feast of Fools.
_________________________________
-He'd be furious if I asked to go.
-Who says ya gotta ask?
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-Ya sneak out.
_________________________________
-It's just one afternoon
-I couldn't.
_________________________________
And ya sneak back in.
_________________________________
-He'll never know you were gone.
-And if I got caught?
_________________________________
Better to beg forgiveness
than ask permission.
_________________________________
He might see me.
_________________________________
You could wear a disguise.
Just this once.
_________________________________
What Frollo doesn't know can't hurt ya.
_________________________________
-Ignorance is bliss.
-Look who's talkin'.
_________________________________
Nobody wants to stay
cooped up here forever.
_________________________________
-You're right. I'll go.
-(GARGOYLES CHEERING)
_________________________________
-I'll get cleaned up.
-Yes, sir!
_________________________________
-I'll stroll down those stairs.
-There ya go!
_________________________________
I'll march through the doors and...
_________________________________
Good morning, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
Oh, good morning, Master.
_________________________________
Dear boy, whomever are you talking to?
_________________________________
My friends.
_________________________________
I see. And what are your
friends made of, Quasimodo?
_________________________________
Stone.
_________________________________
-Can stone talk?
-No, it can't.
_________________________________
That's right. You're a smart lad.
_________________________________
Now, lunch.
_________________________________
Shall we review your alphabet today?
_________________________________
Oh, yes, Master.
I would like that very much.
_________________________________
-Very well. "A"?
-Abomination.
_________________________________
-"B"?
-Blasphemy.
_________________________________
-"C"?
-Contrition.
_________________________________
-"D"?
-Damnation.
_________________________________
-"E"?
-Eternal damnation.
_________________________________
-Good. "F"?
-Festival.
_________________________________
(FROLLO SPITTING)
_________________________________
-Excuse me?
-(STUTTERING) Forgiveness.
_________________________________
-You said, "Festival".
-No!
_________________________________
You are thinking
about going to the festival.
_________________________________
It's just that you go every year.
_________________________________
I am a public official. I must go.
_________________________________
But I don't enjoy a moment.
_________________________________
Thieves and cutpurses,
the dregs of humankind,
_________________________________
all mixed together
in a shallow, drunken stupor.
_________________________________
I didn't mean to upset you, Master.
_________________________________
Quasimodo, can't you understand?
_________________________________
When your heartless mother
abandoned you as a child,
_________________________________
anyone else would have drowned you.
_________________________________
And this is my thanks for taking you in
and raising you as my son?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, sir.
_________________________________
Oh, my dear Quasimodo.
_________________________________
You don't know what it's like out there.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
♪ The world is cruel
_________________________________
♪ The world is wicked
_________________________________
♪ It's I alone whom you can
trust in this whole city
_________________________________
♪ I am your only friend
_________________________________
♪ I, who keep you, teach you
feed you, dress you
_________________________________
♪ I, who look upon you without fear
_________________________________
♪ How can I protect you, boy
_________________________________
♪ Unless you always stay in here
_________________________________
♪ Away in here
_________________________________
Remember what
I've taught you, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
-♪ You are deformed
-♪ I am deformed
_________________________________
-♪ And you are ugly
-♪ And I am ugly
_________________________________
♪ And these are crimes
for which the world shows little pity
_________________________________
♪ You do not comprehend
_________________________________
♪ You are my one defender
_________________________________
♪ Out there they'll
revile you as a monster
_________________________________
♪ I am a monster
_________________________________
♪ Out there they
will hate and scorn and jeer
_________________________________
♪ Only a monster
_________________________________
♪ Why invite their calumny
and consternation
_________________________________
♪ Stay in here
_________________________________
-♪ Be faithful to me
-QUASIMODO: ♪ I'm faithful
_________________________________
-FROLLO: ♪ Grateful to me
-♪ I'm grateful
_________________________________
♪ Do as I say
_________________________________
♪ Obey
_________________________________
-♪ And stay in here ♪
-♪ I'll stay in here ♪
_________________________________
You are good to me, Master.
_________________________________
-I'm sorry.
-You are forgiven.
_________________________________
But, remember, Quasimodo,
this is your sanctuary.
_________________________________
My sanctuary.
_________________________________
♪ Safe behind these windows
and these parapets of stone
_________________________________
♪ Gazing at the people down below me
_________________________________
(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________
♪ All my life, I watch them
as I hide up here alone
_________________________________
♪ Hungry for the histories they show me
_________________________________
♪ All my life I memorize their faces
_________________________________
♪ Knowing them
as they will never know me
_________________________________
♪ All my life, I wonder
how it feels to pass a day
_________________________________
♪ Not above them
_________________________________
♪ But part of them
_________________________________
♪ And out there
_________________________________
♪ Living in the sun
_________________________________
♪ Give me one day out there
_________________________________
♪ All I ask is one
_________________________________
♪ To hold forever
_________________________________
♪ Out there
_________________________________
♪ Where they all live unaware
_________________________________
♪ What I'd give
_________________________________
♪ What I'd dare
_________________________________
♪ Just to live
_________________________________
♪ One day
_________________________________
♪ Out there
_________________________________
♪ Out there among the millers
and the weavers and their wives
_________________________________
(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________
♪ Through the roofs and gables
I can see them
_________________________________
♪ Every day they shout and scold
and go about their lives
_________________________________
♪ Heedless of the gift it is to be them
_________________________________
♪ If I was in their skin
_________________________________
♪ I'd treasure
_________________________________
♪ Every instant
_________________________________
♪ Out there
_________________________________
♪ Strolling by the Seine
_________________________________
♪ Taste the morning out there
_________________________________
♪ Like ordinary men
_________________________________
♪ Who freely walk about there
_________________________________
♪ Just one day and then
_________________________________
♪ I swear I'll be content
_________________________________
♪ With my share
_________________________________
♪ Won't resent
Won't despair
_________________________________
♪ Old and bent
I won't care
_________________________________
♪ I'll have spent
One day
_________________________________
♪ Out there ♪
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE CHATTING)
_________________________________
Hmm. Uh-uh.
_________________________________
You leave town for a couple of decades,
and they change everything.
_________________________________
Excuse me, gentlemen, I'm looking for
the palace of justice. Would you...
_________________________________
Mmm. I guess not.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(GYPSY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Ah! (GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Stay away, child. They're gypsies.
They'll steal us blind.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GOAT BLEATING)
_________________________________
All right, gypsy.
_________________________________
-Where'd ya get the money?
-For your information, I earned it.
_________________________________
-Gypsies don't earn money.
-They steal it.
_________________________________
You'd know a lot about stealing.
_________________________________
Troublemaker, eh?
_________________________________
Maybe a day in the stocks
will cool ya down.
_________________________________
-Oof!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
Come back here, gypsy!
_________________________________
-(HORSE WHINNYING)
-(MEN GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Achilles, sit.
_________________________________
Hey! Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, dear, I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Naughty horse! Naughty!
_________________________________
He's just impossible.
Really, I can't take him anywhere.
_________________________________
Get this thing off me!
_________________________________
-I'll teach you a lesson, peasant!
-(CROWD GASPS)
_________________________________
You were saying, Lieutenant?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Oh, Captain!
_________________________________
-(CLANGING)
-Ow!
_________________________________
At your service, sir!
_________________________________
I know you have a lot
on your mind right now,
_________________________________
but the palace of justice?
_________________________________
-Make way for the captain!
-Go on, make way!
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: Make way!
_________________________________
Everybody out of the way!
_________________________________
SOLDIER 2: You,
make way for the captain!
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: Make way!
SOLDIER 2: Make way, now!
_________________________________
-Come on, boy. Achilles, heel!
-(HORSE SNORTING)
_________________________________
(WHIP CRACKING)
_________________________________
-FROLLO: Stop.
-Sir?
_________________________________
Ease up. Wait between lashes.
_________________________________
Otherwise the old sting
will dull him to the new.
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
Ah, so this is the gallant
Captain Phoebus, home from the wars.
_________________________________
Reporting for duty, as ordered, sir.
_________________________________
Your service record
precedes you, Phoebus.
_________________________________
I expect nothing but the best
from a war hero of your caliber.
_________________________________
And you shall have it, sir. I guarantee it.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
You know, my last captain of the guard
was a bit of a disappointment to me.
_________________________________
-(WHIP CRACKS)
-(MAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Well, no matter.
I'm sure you'll whip my men into shape.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Uh, thank you.
It's a tremendous honor, sir.
_________________________________
FROLLO: You've come to Paris
in her darkest hour, Captain.
_________________________________
It will take a firm hand
to save the weak-minded
_________________________________
-from being so easily misled.
-Misled, sir?
_________________________________
-Look, Captain. Gypsies.
-(GYPSY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
The gypsies live outside
the normal order.
_________________________________
Their heathen ways inflame
the people's lowest instincts.
_________________________________
And they must be stopped.
_________________________________
I was summoned from the wars
_________________________________
to capture fortune tellers
and palm readers?
_________________________________
Oh, the real war, Captain,
is what you see before you.
_________________________________
For 20 years, I have been
taking care of the gypsies,
_________________________________
one by one.
_________________________________
And yet, for all my success,
they have thrived.
_________________________________
I believe they have a safe haven
within the walls of this very city.
_________________________________
A nest, if you will.
_________________________________
They call it the court of miracles.
_________________________________
What are we going to do about it, sir?
_________________________________
You make your point quite vividly, sir.
_________________________________
You know, I like you, Captain. Shall we?
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh, duty calls.
_________________________________
Have you ever attended
a peasant festival, Captain?
_________________________________
Not recently, sir.
_________________________________
Then this should be
quite an education for you.
_________________________________
Come along.
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Come, one
_________________________________
♪ Come, all
_________________________________
♪ Leaves your looms and milking stools
_________________________________
♪ Coop the hens and pen the mules
_________________________________
♪ Come, one
_________________________________
♪ Come, all
_________________________________
♪ Close the churches and the schools
_________________________________
♪ It's the day for breaking rules
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
♪ Come and join the Feast Of Fools
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
♪ Once a year we throw
a party here in town
_________________________________
♪ Once a year we turn
all Paris upside-down
_________________________________
♪ Every man's a king
and every king's a clown
_________________________________
♪ Once again it's topsy-turvy day
_________________________________
♪ It's the day the devil in us gets released
_________________________________
♪ It's the day we mock the prig
and shock the priest
_________________________________
♪ Everything is topsy-turvy
at the Feast of Fools
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Topsy-turvy
_________________________________
-CLOPIN: ♪ Everything is upsy-daisy
-♪ Topsy-turvy
_________________________________
CLOPIN: ♪ Everyone is acting crazy
_________________________________
♪ Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet
_________________________________
(WOMEN SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
♪ That's the way on topsy-turvy day
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Hey! Are you all right?
_________________________________
I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Well, you're not hurt, are you?
Here, here, let's see.
_________________________________
-No, no! No!
-There.
_________________________________
-(BLEATS DISGUSTEDLY)
- See? No harm done.
_________________________________
Just try to be a little more careful.
_________________________________
(STUTTERING) I will.
_________________________________
By the way, great mask.
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Topsy-turvy
_________________________________
CLOPIN: Beat the drums
and blow the trumpets
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Topsy-turvy
_________________________________
CLOPIN: Join the bums
and thieves and strumpets
_________________________________
QUASIMODO: Whoa!
_________________________________
♪ Streaming in from Chartres to Calais
_________________________________
♪ Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy
on the sixth of Januervy
_________________________________
♪ All because it's topsy-turvy day
_________________________________
♪ Come, one
_________________________________
♪ Come, all
_________________________________
♪ Hurry, hurry
Here's your chance
_________________________________
♪ See the mystery and romance
_________________________________
♪ Come, one
Come, all
_________________________________
♪ See the finest girl in France
_________________________________
♪ Make an entrance to entrance
_________________________________
♪ Dance la Esmeralda
_________________________________
♪ Dance
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(GYPSY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-Look at that disgusting display.
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________
(CROWD WHOOPING)
_________________________________
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the piéce de résistance!
_________________________________
♪ Here it is
The moment you've been waiting for
_________________________________
♪ Here it is
You know exactly what's in store
_________________________________
♪ Now's the time we laugh
until our side get sore
_________________________________
♪ Now's the time
we crown the king of fools
_________________________________
♪ You all remember last year's king
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(BELCHING)
_________________________________
♪ So make a face that's
horrible and frightening
_________________________________
♪ Make a face that's gruesome
as a gargoyle's wing
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
♪ For the face that's ugliest
will be the king of fools
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Topsy-turvy
_________________________________
CLOPIN: ♪ Ugly folks forget your shyness
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Topsy-turvy
_________________________________
♪ You could soon be called
your highness
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Put your foulest
features on display
_________________________________
♪ Be the king of topsy-turvy day
_________________________________
(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________
-Bleah!
-(BOOING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-(MEN GRUNTING)
-(GOAT BLEATING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(CROWD SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-That's no mask.
-It's his face!
_________________________________
WOMAN: He's hideous!
_________________________________
It's the bell ringer from Notre Dame!
_________________________________
(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh! Oh! Oh!
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen, don't panic.
_________________________________
We asked for the ugliest face in Paris,
and here it is!
_________________________________
Quasimodo,
the hunchback of Notre Dame!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
CLOPIN: Everybody!
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Once a year
we throw a party
_________________________________
-Here in town
-CLOPIN: ♪ Hail to the king
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Once a year
we turn all Paris upside-down
_________________________________
(CLOPIN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
♪ Oh, what a king
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Once a year
the ugliest will wear a crown
_________________________________
CLOPIN: ♪ Girls, give a kiss.
_________________________________
♪ We never had a king like this
_________________________________
♪ And it's the day we do
the things that we deplore
_________________________________
♪ On the other three hundred
and sixty-four
_________________________________
♪ Once a year we love to drop in
where the beer is never stopping
_________________________________
♪ For the chance to pop some popinjay
_________________________________
♪ And pick a king who put the "top"
_________________________________
♪ In topsy-turvy
_________________________________
♪ Topsy-turvy
Mad-and-crazy upsy-daisy
_________________________________
♪ Topsy-turvy day ♪
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-(WHOOPING)
-(HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHANTING)
_________________________________
ALL: Quasimodo! Quasimodo!
_________________________________
You think he's ugly now? Watch this.
_________________________________
-ALL: Quasimodo!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
Now that's ugly!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Hail to the king!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
SOLDIER: Bon appétit!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
MAN: Where are you goin', hunchback?
_________________________________
The fun's just beginning.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
Master!
_________________________________
Master, please, help me!
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sir, request permission
to stop this cruelty.
_________________________________
In a moment, Captain.
A lesson needs to be learned here.
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
Don't be afraid.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
This wasn't supposed to happen.
_________________________________
You! Gypsy girl!
_________________________________
Get down at once!
_________________________________
Yes, your honor.
Just as soon as I free this poor creature.
_________________________________
I forbid it!
_________________________________
How dare you defy me?
_________________________________
You mistreat this poor boy
the same way you mistreat my people.
_________________________________
You speak of justice, yet you are cruel
to those most in need of your help.
_________________________________
-Silence!
-Justice!
_________________________________
(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________
Mark my words, gypsy.
You will pay for this insolence.
_________________________________
Then it appears
we've crowned the wrong fool.
_________________________________
The only fool I see is you!
_________________________________
-(SPUTTERING)
-(CROWD LAUGHING)
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Captain Phoebus, arrest her.
_________________________________
(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Now, let's see.
_________________________________
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.
_________________________________
So there's ten of you and one of me.
What's a poor girl to do?
_________________________________
(WEEPING)
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-(BLOWS NOSE)
-(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
Witchcraft!
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Oh, boys. Over here.
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: There she is!
SOLDIER 2: Get her!
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS GROANING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
I'm free! I'm free! Ooh!
_________________________________
Dang it.
_________________________________
SOLDIER: Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
What a woman.
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(DRUM ROLL)
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
Find her, Captain. I want her alive.
_________________________________
Yes, sir. Seal off the area, men.
_________________________________
Find the gypsy girl
and do not harm her.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Master.
I will never disobey you again.
_________________________________
-(CROWD MURMURING)
-MAN: Stand back. Stand back.
_________________________________
WOMAN: Oh, he's hideous.
_________________________________
SOLDIER: You, there, get away!
Move on.
________
Imagining in October 2016
_________________________________
-(BAT CRACKS)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(STIR IT UP PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Yeah
_________________________________
♪ Ohh
_________________________________
♪ I can't sit here while I go nowhere
_________________________________
♪ Chase my dreams through the polluted air
_________________________________
♪ I'm walking on a wire
_________________________________
♪ Running out of time
_________________________________
♪ There's no room in this old heart of mine
_________________________________
♪ Hungry minds will stare you in the eyes
_________________________________
♪ Spread it thick and lay the biggest lies
_________________________________
♪ Words jump off the pages
_________________________________
♪ Passion hits the street
_________________________________
♪ Anger's cookin' in the city heat
_________________________________
♪ World's too crazy I can't take no more
_________________________________
♪ I won't stay here locked behind the door
_________________________________
♪ Got to stir it up
_________________________________
♪ I got to break it up now
_________________________________
♪ When I think about tomorrow
_________________________________
♪ Ooh, I can't wait to
_________________________________
♪ Stir it up
Got to shake it up now
_________________________________
♪ If I had to beg or borrow
_________________________________
♪ I'm not gonna take it anymore
_________________________________
- ♪ Oh-oh oh-ohh-oh oh-ohh-oh
-♪ Come on
_________________________________
-♪ So much pressure to keep holding on
-♪ Whoa
_________________________________
♪ Pack my clothes up, baby
_________________________________
♪ I'll be gone
_________________________________
♪ Stir it up Got to break it up now
♪ When I think about tomorrow
_________________________________
-♪ I can't wait to
-♪ Stir it up
_________________________________
♪ I got to shake it up now
_________________________________
♪ If I have to beg or borrow
_________________________________
♪ I'm not gonna take it no more ♪
_________________________________
Lean to the left. Lean to the right.
_________________________________
Come on, Acorns!
Fight, fight, fight! Go, Acorns!
_________________________________
(GURGLING AND SCREAMING)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: There's excitement
in the air, ladies and gentlemen.
_________________________________
It's been two decades since
Oakey Oaks has beaten rivals
_________________________________
the Spud Valley Taters.
_________________________________
Down by only a single run,
and with a player in scoring position,
_________________________________
we finally have a chance again.
_________________________________
This excitement isn't about the
fun of baseball, it's not about the prize.
_________________________________
It's about the gloating
and rubbing their noses in it,
_________________________________
the "Nah-nah-na-na-na!
We beat you!" taunting, if you will,
_________________________________
-that comes with the winning.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: That's right.
_________________________________
Oakey Oaks and the
Honorable Mayor Turkey Lurkey
_________________________________
will finally have bragging rights
again for one full year!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING AND MUTTERING)
_________________________________
But this battle has taken
a heavy toll on our hometown heroes.
_________________________________
After nine grueling innings
and several players out with injuries,
_________________________________
the Acorns are scraping
the bottom of the roster.
_________________________________
Hopefully, there's just enough muscle
on the bench to pull out a win.
_________________________________
Up next... (SHUDDERING)
Chicken Little.
_________________________________
-(CROWD GROANING)
-(CRYING)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
Clearly a long shot, folks.
_________________________________
Little hasn't been up to bat
once since joining the team.
_________________________________
-He's gonna lose the game for us!
-ANNOUNCER: Wait!
_________________________________
If he can just get a walk
and advance to first, that powerhouse,
_________________________________
Foxy Loxy can step up and save us all.
_________________________________
She's had a terrific game so far.
A shoo-in for the MVP trophy.
_________________________________
Okay, kid, listen up.
_________________________________
You have an itty-bitty,
teeny-tiny strike zone.
_________________________________
There's no way he can throw you out!
Take the walk. Don't swing.
_________________________________
-I have a good feeling...
-Look at me. Don't swing.
_________________________________
Take the walk. You hear me?
Just take the walk!
_________________________________
-But, coach, wait!
-COACH: Don't swing!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Nervous, gangly,
barely able to hold the pine,
_________________________________
Little advances to the box.
He's going to bat from the right.
_________________________________
Make it the left. No, the right.
_________________________________
-The right.
-Easy out!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Left field's
found something better to do,
_________________________________
center field's got a hunger pang
in his second stomach
_________________________________
-and right field's digging for grubs.
-Play ball!
_________________________________
CHEETAH: Why him?
_________________________________
Why now? (SOBBING)
_________________________________
I won't embarrass you, Dad.
Not this time.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Here's the wind-up,
the pitch! It's a high cutter.
_________________________________
-Ball!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
Uh... Strike one!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
I've seen roadkill with faster reflexes.
_________________________________
The catcher lays down
the signals. Here's the pitch.
_________________________________
Curve ball low and outside, he swings!
_________________________________
Stee-rike two!
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
I said, don't swing!
_________________________________
CROWD: Don't swing!
_________________________________
-No!
-Batter up!
_________________________________
(CROWD YELLING)
_________________________________
That's two in the hole!
_________________________________
One more strike, it's a punch out, folks,
_________________________________
and we're all going home.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Today is a new day.
_________________________________
(SLOW-MOTION) Don't swing!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
Well, take away my squeaky toy!
It's a hit!
_________________________________
-A hit?
-A hit?
_________________________________
CROWD: A hit?
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Wait! The batter
is unbelievably at home plate.
_________________________________
He's standing in a daze. Run, kid, run!
_________________________________
Go, son! Run! Run!
_________________________________
(CROWD YELLING)
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: There he goes,
headed the wrong way.
_________________________________
-Wait, wait, wait!
-No, no! Not that way!
_________________________________
-Run the other way!
-Turn around!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Wait! He's turned!
I've never said these words before,
_________________________________
but he's actually rounding home plate!
_________________________________
-Goosey steps on home...
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Today's a new day!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: We have a tie game!
They're scrambling in the alley.
_________________________________
Looks like Rodriguez has it.
Nope, it's the center fielder!
_________________________________
Mayhem in the outfield,
as Rodriguez is fired to second.
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
Catch is complete, but where's the ball?
_________________________________
Little touches the bag
and keeps going. A hunt for the rock.
_________________________________
The fielders are having a little trouble.
Commotion out there!
_________________________________
-It's stuck! It's stuck!
-Tip the cow!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
It's the old tip-the-cow play.
_________________________________
The kid heads for the hot corner,
a stand-up triple!
_________________________________
-Yes!
-ANNOUNCER: Hold up! No!
_________________________________
Incredible! He's going
for the whole enchilada!
_________________________________
The entire ball of wax,
the kit and caboodle!
_________________________________
Go back! You're never gonna make it!
_________________________________
(MOOING)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
He's trying to lighten his load!
_________________________________
The outfield behind,
Little's on all cylinders!
_________________________________
He slides for the dish!
_________________________________
It's going to be a photo finish at home!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(BELLOWS)
_________________________________
UMPIRE: You're out!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BUBBLING)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Oh, folks.
Folks, what a heartbreaker.
_________________________________
UMPIRE: Wait!
ANNOUNCER: Wait!
_________________________________
Wait a cotton-picking second.
Hold your horses, here,
_________________________________
and horses hold your breath.
This might not be over. He...
_________________________________
He's...
_________________________________
Safe! The runner is safe!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: It's all over, folks!
_________________________________
The Acorns have done the impossible!
_________________________________
For the first time in 20 years,
we won the pennant!
_________________________________
Mothers, kiss your babies!
You've witnessed a miracle!
_________________________________
Remember where you were at this
moment. The smells! The sounds!
_________________________________
There's a new winner in town
and his name is Chicken Little!
_________________________________
That was just a lucky hit!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
Yes, Chicken Little, it's all yours!
_________________________________
The victory, the triumph, the glory!
_________________________________
And getting doused with a sticky drink
that soaks into your undies
_________________________________
and chafes for hours!
_________________________________
This is one memory you'll savor forever!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Yeah!
_________________________________
ABBY: Yeah!
RUNT: Yeah!
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes! We won! We won!
That's my boy out there!
_________________________________
That's my boy!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE:
♪ I am the champion, my friend
_________________________________
♪ And I'll keep on fightin' till the end
_________________________________
(IMITATING GUITAR RIFF)
_________________________________
♪ I am the champion
_________________________________
♪ I am the champion
_________________________________
♪ But gone is the loser
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause I am the champion
_________________________________
♪ Of the world ♪
_________________________________
-(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
-Yow!
_________________________________
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Here's the wind-up and the pitch!
_________________________________
-A knuckleball!
-He swings!
_________________________________
-Crack!
-It's going.
_________________________________
-He rounds first, to second!
-It hits high off the wall!
_________________________________
He flies past third
and heads for the plate!
_________________________________
It's a scramble for the ball!
It's gonna be close!
_________________________________
-He is safe!
-(BOTH CHEERING)
_________________________________
-The mighty Acorns win!
-Yes! Acorns win!
_________________________________
The mighty Acorns win!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-(YAWNING)
_________________________________
Geez, you know,
_________________________________
I guess that puts the whole
"sky is falling" incident
_________________________________
behind us once and for all. Hey, kiddo?
_________________________________
You bet, Dad.
_________________________________
I... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Unless you think we need closure?
_________________________________
Closure? What's to close here?
_________________________________
Unless you think we need to close...
_________________________________
-Not me.
-It's closed!
_________________________________
-I agree. Vacuum sealed.
-Shut tight!
_________________________________
Okay, great, Dad. You...
Closure, I don't know.
_________________________________
All right. Enough fun.
_________________________________
Good talk. Good talk, son.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
-Here, I'll give you a push.
-Rock me a little. Help me.
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Okay, I'm up.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Good night, Ace.
_________________________________
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
BUCK: Here's the wind-up,
and the pitch!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Thanks for the chance.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: No!
_________________________________
A piece of the sky?
_________________________________
Shaped like a stop sign? Not again!
_________________________________
BUCK: Hey! Son! You all right?
_________________________________
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm comin' upstairs!
_________________________________
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
_________________________________
You sure? I thought I heard you yell.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Uh, I, uh...
_________________________________
I fell out of bed.
_________________________________
BUCK: Huh?
_________________________________
-How'd you get over there?
-Over where?
_________________________________
-There. There!
-Where?
_________________________________
How'd you get over there?
_________________________________
Who're we talking about?
_________________________________
Never mind. What's the difference?
Look, the past is behind us, right?
_________________________________
-Mmm.
-Tomorrow's gonna be a new day.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING) Please be gone,
please be gone, please be gone...
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Good.
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
I gotta call Abby!
_________________________________
(WANNABE PLAYING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Uh-huh.
RUNT: Uh-huh.
_________________________________
♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want
What I really really want
_________________________________
♪ Tell me what you want
What you really really want
_________________________________
♪ I'll tell you what I want
What I really really want
_________________________________
♪ So tell me what you want
What you really really want
_________________________________
♪ I wanna, I wanna
I wanna, I wanna
_________________________________
♪ Really really really wanna zigazig ah
_________________________________
♪ If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
_________________________________
-♪ Gotta get with my friends
-♪ Make it last forever
_________________________________
♪ Friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover
_________________________________
♪ You have got to give
_________________________________
-♪ Taking is too easy
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
-♪ But that's the way it is
-Hello! Mallard residence.
_________________________________
♪ Tell you what I want
_________________________________
Runt! Quiet! I'm on the phone!
_________________________________
♪ I wanna, I wanna
I wanna, I wanna
_________________________________
-♪ I wanna really... ♪
-Runt!
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(CLAPPING AND GURGLING)
_________________________________
Hey! Where are you?
_________________________________
-We already started. We were just...
-CHICKEN LITTLE: It opened up!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: All right, guys.
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
-Bizarre.
-(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Okay. Let me guess.
You haven't told your dad yet.
_________________________________
-Well...
-I knew it!
_________________________________
Why haven't you told him?
There hasn't been
_________________________________
-"you, your dad, talk-talk-talking."
-There was talking.
_________________________________
-There was definitely talking.
-Really? What did he say?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
(MUMBLES GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
All right, that's it.
We are doing an intervention!
_________________________________
You have got to stop messing around
and deal with the problem!
_________________________________
-She's right!
-Abby, please.
_________________________________
This is exactly what
fell on me the first time.
_________________________________
There's no way
I'm bringing this up again.
_________________________________
-No, he's not.
-Runt!
_________________________________
Sorry! I'm a gutless flip-flopper.
_________________________________
Okay. I'm sure there's
a simple, logical explanation.
_________________________________
I mean, it could be
a piece of weather balloon,
_________________________________
or maybe it's part of some
experimental communications satellite.
_________________________________
I don't care. I want it
out of my life, gone for good.
_________________________________
Everything back to normal.
_________________________________
Hey, remember when
that icy blue stuff fell from the sky?
_________________________________
Everybody thought it was
from space and stuff?
_________________________________
And it just turned out to be
frozen pee from a jet airplane.
_________________________________
Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee.
_________________________________
Yeah. It's frozen pee.
Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.
_________________________________
-Could you stop saying that?
-What? Pee?
_________________________________
-Pee.
-How about tinkle?
_________________________________
-Piddle? Wee-wee?
-Whiz?
_________________________________
Okay, subject change.
_________________________________
-Make pishee?
-I don't care what it is!
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Are you gonna
help me get rid of it or not?
_________________________________
-(HUMMING AND BEEPING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
-(ELECTRIC HUMMING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Flying Fish! Take cover!
_________________________________
ABBY: Fish!
_________________________________
-No!
-Fish!
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Aaah!
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on!
_________________________________
Wait, wait, whoa, son!
Where's the fire here?
_________________________________
Chicken Little has something
to tell you! Tell him. He can handle it.
_________________________________
Who're we talking about?
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-Uh...
_________________________________
Gotta go, Dad! Bye!
_________________________________
Ha! You got to be ready
to listen to your children,
_________________________________
even if they have nothing to say.
_________________________________
-ABBY: Sit tight, Fish!
-Fish! We will try to save you!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-Yeah!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
I'm sorry! Wait!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKS)
-Sorry!
_________________________________
-Curb!
-Ay!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Fish!
_________________________________
(RUNT WHEEZING AND GULPING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL FIZZLING)
_________________________________
(WINDS GUSTING)
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Abby!
_________________________________
Abby! Wake up!
_________________________________
Come on! Let's get outta here!
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GARBLED GURGLING)
_________________________________
RUNT: Oh, poor Fish!
_________________________________
He's probably stuffed and mounted
like an intergalactic trophy or...
_________________________________
maybe he's a half-living host
_________________________________
implanted with
their face-hugging embryo babies.
_________________________________
One thing's for sure, man. He's gone!
_________________________________
-Gone, man!
-(GASPING) Not yet!
_________________________________
-(TAPPING)
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Oh, snap.
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
ABBY: Fish.
_________________________________
(GULPING AND MUFFLED BURP)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Hey! What are you doing? Come on!
_________________________________
Fish.
_________________________________
Fish.
_________________________________
Fish.
_________________________________
-Fish.
-(ELECTRIC BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Where are you, Fish?
-Shh!
_________________________________
I can't handle the pressure!
Go on without me!
_________________________________
-Runt.
-You're just fine.
_________________________________
I'll jeopardize the mission!
Endanger us all!
_________________________________
Throw me overboard
while you still have a chance!
_________________________________
Just leave me some ammo, little water,
_________________________________
some chips if you have 'em.
_________________________________
Calm. Okay, all right. Listen.
_________________________________
-Where's your bag?
-Everything's okay.
_________________________________
ABBY: Now breathe.
CHICKEN LITTLE: Breathe.
_________________________________
-No, slowly.
-Slowly.
_________________________________
Slowly.
_________________________________
Okay. Now, just do the thing
you do to relax.
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ Well, you can tell by the way
_________________________________
♪ I use my walk
I'm a woman's man
_________________________________
♪ No time to talk
_________________________________
♪ Huh huh huh huh
_________________________________
♪ Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
_________________________________
Aaah!
_________________________________
-(GURGLING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
ALL: Fish!
_________________________________
BOTH: Fish! Are you okay?
_________________________________
Did they hurt you? Say something!
_________________________________
Don't tap the glass.
They hate it when you do that.
_________________________________
All right, let's get out of here.
Where's Runt?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
We're next.
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Run!
_________________________________
Okay! That's it!
_________________________________
We're running back
to your house. Tell your dad!
_________________________________
Okay! You're right, you're right!
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING AND
GARBLED LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
♪ Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
_________________________________
♪ Stayin' alive
_________________________________
-Oh, Runt!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
RUNT: Push! Push! No!
_________________________________
-Runt!
-No! Not pull! Push!
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here right now!
Come on...
_________________________________
No! Come on, you guys! Hu...
_________________________________
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
Okay, time out!
_________________________________
So, (LAUGHS)
have you been to the mall?
_________________________________
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Tension makes me bloat.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Come on, guys! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Look out!
_________________________________
Thanks! Curse these
genetically tiny legs!
_________________________________
Ohh! Aah! (BURPING)
_________________________________
(RUNT BURPING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
What's that noise?
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Sorry. Nervous eater.
_________________________________
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Run!
-Wait! Fish!
_________________________________
The school bell! We've got to ring
the school bell to warn everyone!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
ABBY: Go! Go!
_________________________________
-Aaah!
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(RUSTLING)
-(RUNT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
It's locked!
_________________________________
(BREATHLESS SQUEAL)
_________________________________
RUNT: They're... They're comin'.
_________________________________
I need a soda.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy!
_________________________________
-The corner's wrinkled!
-Why are we doing this?
_________________________________
-Come on, take it, take it!
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Come on! Work! Work!
_________________________________
Work! You work!
_________________________________
What happened?
I blacked out there for a second.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling!
The sky is falling!
_________________________________
It was just an acorn. A little acorn!
_________________________________
I can't tell you
how embarrassed I am, folks.
_________________________________
ABBY: Ring the bell!
_________________________________
Come on, Chicken Little! Ring the bell!
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(RINGING)
_________________________________
(PANTING AND GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Huh? What?
(STAMMERING) Oh!
_________________________________
CITIZEN ON TV:
Now the weather with Riz.
_________________________________
A cold front is moving in so...
_________________________________
The alarm bell has been activated!
Quick! Get a camera crew!
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)
-(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
COACH: Chicken Little! You better
have a good explanation for this!
_________________________________
There's, there's... It's a...
You have to... D'oh! Doo wah!
_________________________________
What did he say?
_________________________________
There's... It's a...
You have to... D'oh... Doo wah.
_________________________________
Follow me! Come on!
Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here!
_________________________________
Aliens here!
_________________________________
It's... It's happening again.
_________________________________
Come on! Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
Come on. Come on.
You're about to see it!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
Quick! Quick! It's taking off!
_________________________________
Come on! If you don't hurry,
you're gonna miss it!
_________________________________
Oh, look! A penny!
_________________________________
-Guys!
-Oh, right.
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-CHICKEN LITTLE: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
Come on! Quick! It's taking off!
_________________________________
Come on! Hurry up!
Please! It's right in...
_________________________________
REPORTER 1:
What are we looking for?
_________________________________
-REPORTER 2: I don't know.
-(CAMERA LENS BUZZING)
_________________________________
Uh, yeah. Okay. I know this looks bad,
_________________________________
but there's an invisible
spaceship right there
_________________________________
with aliens who are here
to invade Earth!
_________________________________
Let me show you. (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
REPORTER 3: Ooh, bad throw.
_________________________________
Okay, let me try again.
_________________________________
-ALL: Bad throw.
-We all know I don't have a good arm,
_________________________________
but there's these
cloaking panels on the bottom.
_________________________________
They make it disappear. One fell out
of the sky and hit me right on the head.
_________________________________
Oh, it's the acorn thing all over again.
_________________________________
Eh, there's no story here.
_________________________________
At least we can sell the video to
Chickens Gone Wild.
_________________________________
-I'm telling ya, it was here!
-No, wait! There were aliens!
_________________________________
It's true! They had eyes...
They're glowing and then tentacles!
_________________________________
And maps with planets
with X's through them! Aah!
_________________________________
Runt, that's enough!
_________________________________
Don't make Mommy take away
your Streisand collection!
_________________________________
Mom? You leave Barbra out of this!
_________________________________
Why can't you keep
that child of yours under control?
_________________________________
What kind of parent are you?
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: I'm telling the truth.
_________________________________
Dad! Dad! I'm not making this up!
_________________________________
You gotta believe me this time.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
No, son. I don't.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) I can't tell you
how embarrassed I am, folks.
_________________________________
I'm really sorry about this, everyone.
_________________________________
Looks like this is just
a big, crazy misunderstanding.
_________________________________
Well, other than the penny,
this whole evening was a wash!
_________________________________
Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard.
No one blames you.
_________________________________
(GASPING AND PANTING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING AND WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
REPORTER: Reports of panic
and mayhem are pouring in
_________________________________
after yet another Chicken Little
incident last night.
_________________________________
In one instance, a family
of lemmings was sent running in fear,
_________________________________
but unable to find a cliff, they
instead began throwing themselves
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGS)
_________________________________
-from the nearest park bench.
-Hello? I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Hello? I apologize.
Hello? Give me a break!
_________________________________
What? You were trampled?
That's terrible.
_________________________________
I thought rabbits' feet
were supposed to be lucky.
_________________________________
-COMPUTER: You have hate mail.
-I'm sorry. That wasn't very funny.
_________________________________
-COMPUTER: You have more hate mail.
-Hi. What are you saying, sir?
_________________________________
Your hate mail box is full.
_________________________________
Oh, yes. I do see the skywriting there.
_________________________________
Thank goodness the cloud
blocked the last letter. Hello?
_________________________________
-Hey, hey, hey! Watch your mouth.
-(WOMAN SPEAKING ON PHONE)
_________________________________
Yeah? Oh, yeah?
Well, I'd like to see you try.
_________________________________
Okay, I love you too, Mom. Bye.
_________________________________
-(PHONE RINGS)
-Hello? Really. Well...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
If there was ever a time
to talk to your dad...
_________________________________
It's now.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
It's too late for that.
_________________________________
(RUNT SOBBING)
_________________________________
It's too late, baby, now it's too late.
_________________________________
(SOBBING) Though they
really did try to make it.
_________________________________
-Runt.
-(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Just think about it.
_________________________________
Something inside has died
and they just can't hide
_________________________________
and they just can't fake it. Oh, no, no.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in November 2016–December 2016
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
-Car's here!
-MAN: It's 9:00!
_________________________________
We're going to miss our flight!
_________________________________
WOMAN: Traveler's checks...
MAN: You have the tickets?
_________________________________
WOMAN: Tabitha,
did you feed Roddy?
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
WOMAN: I just know
we've forgotten something.
_________________________________
Roddy, where are you?
_________________________________
We'll be back in a few days, so here's
enough food for you. Here's more.
_________________________________
-WOMAN: Tabitha!
-Here's a little more.
_________________________________
WOMAN: I hope you're
not overfeeding him.
_________________________________
O course not, Mum.
_________________________________
-MAN: Come on, Tabitha!
-Bye, Roddy.
_________________________________
MAN: We don't want
to miss our holiday.
_________________________________
I'm coming, I'm coming!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
When the cat's away,
_________________________________
the mice will play!
_________________________________
The holiday starts now, everyone!
_________________________________
Music, maestro!
_________________________________
(DANCING WITH MYSELF PLAYING)
_________________________________
Hey, what are you all standing around
for? I got a big day planned!
_________________________________
Let's go, people! Chop-chop!
_________________________________
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
_________________________________
Nope. Nope. Nope.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Buckle up, everyone.
_________________________________
♪ And I'm dancing with myself
_________________________________
♪ Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
♪ Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
♪ Well there's nothing to lose
_________________________________
Fore!
_________________________________
Oops. Sorry.
_________________________________
♪ If I looked all over the world
_________________________________
♪ And there's every type of girl
_________________________________
Game point. Service!
_________________________________
We win! We win, team! We win!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
♪ So let's sink another drink
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think
_________________________________
♪ If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
_________________________________
♪ And I'll be dancing with myself
_________________________________
Perfect.
_________________________________
♪ Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
♪ Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove?
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
-(POPPING)
-(BLOWING)
_________________________________
♪ Well, if I had a chance...
_________________________________
Having a good time, darling?
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Oh, thank you.
_________________________________
See you tomorrow.
_________________________________
♪ Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
♪ Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
♪ Oh, dancing with myself ♪
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Good night!
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Good night! Good night!
_________________________________
Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
Who's there?
_________________________________
Wake up. I think
there's someone in the house.
_________________________________
Sarge, wake up!
_________________________________
SARGE: Approaching enemy lines.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-I'm armed and ready.
-At ease, soldier.
_________________________________
Give up your weapons
of mass destruction.
_________________________________
Shh! Shush!
_________________________________
-Come get me, enemy of freedom!
-Stop it. That's enough!
_________________________________
-Tell Mom I... Love... Her.
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-RODDY: What?
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-Yee-ha!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(BELCHING)
_________________________________
(BELCHING)
_________________________________
(BELCHING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Whoa! (SMACKING LIPS) Ha!
_________________________________
They do not, repeat, not have
food like this in the sewer.
_________________________________
A sewer rat! Who... What...
How did you get here?
_________________________________
I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub.
_________________________________
Next thing you know, whoosh!
_________________________________
It's a burst water main!
Off I go, shooting up the pipes.
_________________________________
And, well, here I am.
_________________________________
I have a plunger.
We can shoot you right back.
_________________________________
Do you like seafood?
_________________________________
Can I call you a cab?
_________________________________
Bleah! See food! Get it?
_________________________________
Have you got a TV?
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-Say no more!
_________________________________
No Leave that.
_________________________________
Geronimo!
_________________________________
No, don't... Touch anything.
_________________________________
Would you look at
the size of that monster?
_________________________________
-(GASPING AND SNIFFING)
-(SID CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
SID: Careful, mate.
Those aren't chocolate buttons.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: It's the match of the
century! The FIFA World Cup Final!
_________________________________
-England. Germany.
-SID: Yes! Boo!
_________________________________
Live this Sunday. be there.
_________________________________
This place is great!
I'm staying here forever!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Game point. Service!
_________________________________
We win, we win! You lose! In your face!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Right, my friend.
_________________________________
You don't belong here.
I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.
_________________________________
I would not do that if I was you, pal.
_________________________________
Let me lay this out for you.
This place is mine now.
_________________________________
Sid says, "Jump," you say,
"How high?" Comprende?
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Fetch us some Pop-Tarts
_________________________________
from the kitchen, Jeeves.
_________________________________
-Oh, and be snappy about it.
-Um...
_________________________________
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
_________________________________
That's more like it.
_________________________________
But before breakfast is served,
_________________________________
perhaps sir would care
to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.
_________________________________
A Jacuzzi?
_________________________________
You're a real gent.
_________________________________
After a hard day
of navigating sewer pipes,
_________________________________
there's nothing better than relaxing
in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
_________________________________
That looks so inviting.
_________________________________
Yes. The water looks perfect!
_________________________________
Now you hop in, and I'll press this
lever to get the bubbles going.
_________________________________
Right. In we go!
_________________________________
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
I know we got off
on the wrong foot before,
_________________________________
but I think we're
gonna get along, don't you?
_________________________________
Swimmingly.
_________________________________
-Be seeing you, my friend.
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-SID: You plonker!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
You think I don't know
a toilet when I see one?
_________________________________
You were going to flush me
down the loo.
_________________________________
No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!
_________________________________
Then you won't mind
if I get the bubbles going.
_________________________________
No! Not the lever!
Have mercy! No, I can't swim!
_________________________________
Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
_________________________________
-Hold your nose!
-You can't do this!
_________________________________
You were going to try to flush me.
Let's see how you like it.
_________________________________
(ARE YOU GONNA BE
MY GIRL? PLAYING)
_________________________________
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
-Have you seen my dad?
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Oh. (GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh! No! No!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Aah!
_________________________________
Oh, no, I can't swim!
I can't swim! I can't...
_________________________________
Swim.
_________________________________
I'm in the sewer!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM LOUDER)
_________________________________
(BOTH SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
-(CLATTERING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hello? (ECHOING)
_________________________________
Help? (ECHOING)
_________________________________
I'm gonna open my eyes and be
home. This is all a bad dream.
_________________________________
I'm not home! I wanna go home!
_________________________________
Shush! Stop it, Roddy!
_________________________________
I want to go home!
Pull yourself together!
_________________________________
I can't. I'm frightened.
_________________________________
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
_________________________________
All right, Roddy, old man,
_________________________________
you can get yourself out
of here, and you will.
_________________________________
Never forget,
_________________________________
the blood of the courageous James clan
_________________________________
flows through your veins.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKING)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(SLUG SCREAMING)
-MALE: Extra! Extra!
_________________________________
Read all about it!
_________________________________
A way out! Yes!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Hey! That-a took
me three years to draw!
_________________________________
I'm terribly sorry. Three years?
_________________________________
I just-a finished it this morning!
_________________________________
Three years?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Good grief!
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
-What is this place?
-MALE: Hold the bus!
_________________________________
Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!
_________________________________
It's a real city! Ah!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
My smalls!
_________________________________
-Is it a bird?
-Is it a plane?
_________________________________
Is that guy wearing my underpants?
_________________________________
Make him move, honey.
_________________________________
Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!
_________________________________
-Come on!
-I don't think he speaks English.
_________________________________
Hey, he moved! Did you get it?
_________________________________
-Got it!
-Good.
_________________________________
Sorry, sorry.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-It's coming!
-What? Where? Who?
_________________________________
The Great Flood!
_________________________________
Those floodgates won't hold
forever, you know! We're doomed!
_________________________________
You think you can
back away from the truth!
_________________________________
'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then?
_________________________________
Thank heavens! A policeman!
This wacko has been chasing after me!
_________________________________
Morning, Harold.
_________________________________
-Morning, Collin. How are you?
-Can't complain.
_________________________________
Keep an eye on this one.
He's a bit of a loony.
_________________________________
-What? Me?
-We're doomed!
_________________________________
-Are you kidding me?
-Right.
_________________________________
-Let's give you a police escort home.
-Oh, great!
_________________________________
Um, I live in Kensington.
Up there. The surface.
_________________________________
Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.
_________________________________
The humans don't like our sort.
_________________________________
Speak for yourself.
They like me very much up there.
_________________________________
I don't like your attitude.
I've got my eye on you, sunshine.
_________________________________
-Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot!
-So...
_________________________________
You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?
_________________________________
-Yes.
-(SIZZLING)
_________________________________
There's one person 'round here
might be able to help you.
_________________________________
-Might.
-Really?
_________________________________
Shady customer.
The captain of the Jammy Dodger.
_________________________________
-If you can find it.
-I know where it is!
_________________________________
MAN: And remember, the name
of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.
_________________________________
Uh, thanks for bringing me this far.
_________________________________
-You're welcome.
-See ya!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(EERIE DRONE)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Beware.
_________________________________
Beware.
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Uh, permission to come aboard?
_________________________________
-(BOARDS CREAKING)
-Ahoy there?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ow! Yah! Oh. Oh!
_________________________________
Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude,
Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy.
_________________________________
Hey! That's Miss Captain
Skipper Thingy to you.
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
What are you doing on my boat?
_________________________________
I've had a bad day and need I your help.
_________________________________
I was thrown out of my own home,
flushed down my own toilet.
_________________________________
Thank you, too much information.
I've got my own problems.
_________________________________
SPIKE: She's around here somewhere!
_________________________________
Stay down. And keep quiet.
_________________________________
Why? Who are we hiding from?
_________________________________
I said quiet! There's rats
after me who'd like to kill me.
_________________________________
Well, I'll contain my amazement.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Ah!
_________________________________
SPIKE: Over there!
_________________________________
You idiot!
_________________________________
Sorry about that. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I'll be off then.
_________________________________
Sorry. Ah!
_________________________________
-(HORN BLARES)
-Sorry. Sorry.
_________________________________
Sorry!
_________________________________
SPIKE: We can't let her get away!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Shh. Shh.
_________________________________
Come on, Jammy, me old mate,
don't do this to me!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
-Oh.
-Ah!
_________________________________
Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
_________________________________
-(GLASSES CLATTERING)
-I'm upset now.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) I'm an innocent bystander!
_________________________________
Rita, Rita, Rita!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
You thought you could
give us the slip. (YELLING)
_________________________________
What are you looking at?
Keep still! Come on, then!
_________________________________
Right!
_________________________________
Who have we got here?
_________________________________
I believe he said his name
was Millicent Bystander.
_________________________________
-(SNORTING) Millicent!
-Actually, no...
_________________________________
Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
_________________________________
The boss wants it back.
_________________________________
I don't have your stupid ruby.
_________________________________
Okay, are we going
to do it the easy way
_________________________________
or the hard way?
_________________________________
I think we should do it
the easy way, don't you, Spike?
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
All right. Check the tin.
_________________________________
Good girl.
_________________________________
See, Whitey, this is how I do it.
_________________________________
Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Was it in there?
_________________________________
Right! Rip it up, lads!
_________________________________
Hey, you get your
filthy paws off my stuff!
_________________________________
It's in here somewhere.
I can feel it in me guts!
_________________________________
That'll be last night's curry.
_________________________________
I'm the same.
I got a bum like the Japanese flag.
_________________________________
Will you please tell them
I'm not involved in this?
_________________________________
Fine. All right, all right, listen up.
_________________________________
This gentleman,
he's not from around here.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Just look how nicely he's dressed.
_________________________________
-Oh, thank you.
-And why?
_________________________________
Because he's an
international jewel thief!
_________________________________
Precisely. What? No, no!
_________________________________
-He stole the ruby from me!
-No, she's lying!
_________________________________
All right, all right! It's time to bring out
_________________________________
the Persuader.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
SPIKE: Your choice, mate.
You can talk now
_________________________________
or you can talk later.
Ain't that right, Persuader?
_________________________________
Yeah, in a much higher voice!
_________________________________
The Persuader's alive, Spike!
_________________________________
You'll be singing like a tea kettle.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Good one, Persuader.
_________________________________
I don't even know her!
I don't know anything!
_________________________________
Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
_________________________________
I know where it is!
_________________________________
Come on, then, Spit it out!
_________________________________
Don't you dare!
_________________________________
Look at her bottom.
Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?
_________________________________
You little snitch.
_________________________________
The booty's in the booty.
_________________________________
Hey! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
ALL: Oh.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Thanks, mate! The boss is
gonna be so happy with us.
_________________________________
You're toast.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
So you're from Up Top, eh?
_________________________________
I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.
_________________________________
Yeah. Big shampoo job.
_________________________________
I was dark grey when we started.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Still, it cleared up
me dandruff. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
MAN ON TV:
The World Cup has become
_________________________________
the most popular sporting event
_________________________________
Are you there, boss? We're back.
_________________________________
I've got it, boss.
_________________________________
The ruby. I found it.
_________________________________
Technically, Spike,
it was Millicent that found it.
_________________________________
Actually, the name's Roddy.
_________________________________
In exchange for my assistance,
I was hoping you might...
_________________________________
(FLY YELPING)
_________________________________
You might help me
out of the pickle I'm in.
_________________________________
(YELLS AND SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
Hello, Rita.
_________________________________
Hello, handsome.
_________________________________
And who is this?
Is your new boyfriend a waiter?
_________________________________
-Boyfriend?
-Waiter?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) The prize returns to me.
_________________________________
Did you imagine that
I'd let you steal it from me?
_________________________________
What? The jewels belongs
to my father, and you know it!
_________________________________
Your father? A good-for-nothing
scavenger, just like his daughter!
_________________________________
-(STRAINING)
-Uh, excuse me. Actually.
_________________________________
I'm the one that found your ruby.
_________________________________
So... You... Um...
_________________________________
Perhaps you'd repay the favor
and help me get home.
_________________________________
-(SQUEALS)
-(MOANS)
_________________________________
Help me!
_________________________________
Dispose of them.
_________________________________
No, no, no, please!
_________________________________
I just want to get home to Kensington!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
Kensington? The Royal Borough?
_________________________________
Up Top?
_________________________________
Uh, yes. Up Top.
_________________________________
Huzzah! A man of quality!
_________________________________
Finally, somebody gets it.
_________________________________
Come, let me show you
my private collection.
_________________________________
I know you'll find it diverting.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) My shrine to beauty.
_________________________________
Works of high art crafted in tribute
to our beloved Royal Family.
_________________________________
Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.
_________________________________
Classy!
_________________________________
Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) It's as if she were here.
_________________________________
Mmm. Smooth to the touch.
_________________________________
-Easy, tiger.
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
But come! Let us restore the heart
_________________________________
and highlight of my collection
_________________________________
this ruby. Fallen from
the very brow of ancient kings.
_________________________________
A true crown jewel!
_________________________________
(RULE BRITANNIA PLAYS)
_________________________________
Well, what do you think?
_________________________________
He's a madman! Run away!
_________________________________
Pardon me. My fly's undone.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Well, your ruby
certainly is a biggie.
_________________________________
Indeed.
_________________________________
How did it ever find me, here
in the underbelly of the world?
_________________________________
In this dark, low place.
_________________________________
Yes. I'd love to see more of your
collection. It's very amusing, but I...
_________________________________
-"Amusing"?
-(WINCING)
_________________________________
Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?
_________________________________
I said you'd find it
diverting, not amusing!
_________________________________
Ah, well, when I said "amusing"
I really meant it in the sense
_________________________________
of the ancient Greek muse,
the goddess of inspiration.
_________________________________
Muse.
_________________________________
-Smashing.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Oh, heaven help me!
_________________________________
Ice him! Ice them both!
_________________________________
Let's see if there's
anything good in the fridge.
_________________________________
-Former enemies, one and all.
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
TOAD: A catalogue of thieves,
double-crossers and do-gooders.
_________________________________
(TOAD CACKLING)
_________________________________
Prepare to meet your maker.
_________________________________
Your ice maker. (CHORTLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Makes me laugh
every time, that one.
_________________________________
Shut that door.
_________________________________
RODDY: Liquid Nitrogen!
That will freeze us instantly!
_________________________________
There's a paper clip in my back pocket.
_________________________________
See if you can get it. (YELPS)
_________________________________
In the pocket, in the pocket!
_________________________________
Blimey, it's cold.
_________________________________
That's why I wore me mittens.
_________________________________
Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens!
_________________________________
Take them off! You're embarrassing me.
_________________________________
It's all right for you.
You've got little hands.
_________________________________
-Got it!
-WHITEY: They don't get as cold.
_________________________________
-I ain't got little hands!
-WHITEY: Yeah, you have.
_________________________________
You got lady's hands.
_________________________________
They might be small,
but they're lethal weapons.
_________________________________
You got your mother's hands.
_________________________________
Right. Put your hands together.
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
You could have wiped your feet.
_________________________________
Stop squirming!
_________________________________
-(ALARM RINGS)
-Goodbye, vermin.
_________________________________
Now, let me see the latest
addition to my cubist collection.
_________________________________
-What? Impossible!
-RITA: Oi! Kermit!
_________________________________
The prize returns to me!
_________________________________
You big, fat, slimy airbag!
_________________________________
(GROWLING) After them!
_________________________________
Why are you stopping?
Don't we have a plan?
_________________________________
"We"? Who's "we"?
_________________________________You can't just leave me here!
_________________________________
Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Oh, God! Oh...
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
No! Not the master cable!
_________________________________
We have a plan?
_________________________________
Put that back!
_________________________________
Wait, wait!
That will never hold both of us.
_________________________________
You're right. Toodle-oo.
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________
F-f-f-freeze!
_________________________________
Ah! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
No, don't break!
_________________________________
There are things I want to do,
sights I want to see!
_________________________________
-That wasn't on the list.
-Aah! Hey!
_________________________________
-Do something!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Keep your legs straight
when you hit the water!
_________________________________
I kept me legs straight, Spike.
_________________________________
(GROANING) Ow!
_________________________________
(PANTING) Good grief, that's high.
_________________________________
Quite high. Rather high.
So very, very high.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Hmm. Yeah.
_________________________________
Cool.
_________________________________
See ya!
_________________________________
Oh... If she can do it...
_________________________________
Here goes.
_________________________________
Ah! No!
_________________________________
Ah. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(WINCING)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Ahh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
And gently down.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
-My ball.
-It's my ball, it's mine.
_________________________________
Rita! Rita!
_________________________________
Oh, where is she? Rita!
_________________________________
Target at twelve o'clock!
_________________________________
Oh, come on!
_________________________________
Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Whew. Over there!
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
-Ah! Whoa! Oh.
-(SPIKE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You look pretty
ridiculous now, Millicent.
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
Keep your legs straight!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS AND MOANS)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
What are you,
some kind of rat boomerang?
_________________________________
-Give me back my ruby!
-I haven't got your ruby!
_________________________________
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
_________________________________
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
_________________________________
Please be careful.
_________________________________
That ruby means a lot to me.
It's priceless!
_________________________________
Hold on.
_________________________________
-It's a fake.
-(TITTERING)
_________________________________
No, it's blooming not. It's real!
_________________________________
No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
_________________________________
-It's real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real! Real!
-Fake. Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Look, look, look.
_________________________________
You can tell. Watch this.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
There, you see?
You can't break a real ruby.
_________________________________
Right. I probably
shouldn't have done that.
_________________________________
Look on the bright side.
I save your neck.
_________________________________
Once The Toad knows it's worthless,
he'll stop chasing you for it.
_________________________________
-Roddy St. James saves the day.
-(RITA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(CRASH)
_________________________________
Good grief!
_________________________________
You try to do somebody
a favor, and they... Ow!
_________________________________
A favor? That ruby was from
Queen's Elizabeth's crown!
_________________________________
It fell down the drain
of Buckingham Palace!
_________________________________
Well, maybe the Queen
wears fake jewelry.
_________________________________
Keep still!
_________________________________
Can we just talk about this?
_________________________________
Real or not, that ruby
was going to change my life!
_________________________________
MALE: Han Chin Chinese takeout.
_________________________________
A madwoman's
attacking me with crayons!
_________________________________
-One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
-No, crayons!
_________________________________
No wonton! You want rice?
Fried or white?
_________________________________
-Fried. No, wait!
-You want wonton or what?
_________________________________
Cancel that order.
_________________________________
Rita?
_________________________________
Just go away, please.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Sorry?
_________________________________
Me and my dad worked
these drains for years.
_________________________________
He broke every bone in his body
trying to get that ruby.
_________________________________
(SIGHING) It was going to be
the answer to all our prayers.
_________________________________
Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
Maybe I can make it up to you.
_________________________________
-Get stuffed.
-No, no, no.
_________________________________
I mean it. Back at my place, we've got
_________________________________
a jewelry box crammed with rubies
and diamonds. Real ones. So...
_________________________________
All you have to do
is get me home to Kensington
_________________________________
and I'll make you rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
How do I know this ain't
just a load of old rubbish?
_________________________________
Well, I suppose
you'll just have to trust me.
_________________________________
I must be out of my mind.
_________________________________
All right. You've got yourself a deal.
_________________________________
(SPITS)
_________________________________
Go on. You too.
_________________________________
You own hand.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(SQUISHING)
_________________________________
________Imagining in March 2017–April 2017
_________________________________
MILO: Good afternoon, gentlemen.
_________________________________
First off, I'd like to thank this board
_________________________________
for taking the time to hear my proposal.
_________________________________
Now, we've all heard
of the legend of Atlantis,
_________________________________
a continent somewhere
in the mid-Atlantic
_________________________________
that was home
to an advanced civilization,
_________________________________
possessing technology
far beyond our own,
_________________________________
that, according to our friend Plato here,
_________________________________
was suddenly struck
by some cataclysmic event
_________________________________
that sank it beneath the sea.
_________________________________
Now, some of you may ask,
why Atlantis?
_________________________________
It's just a myth, isn't it?
_________________________________
Pure fantasy.
_________________________________
Well, that is where you'd be wrong.
_________________________________
10,000 years
before the Egyptians built the pyramids,
_________________________________
Atlantis had electricity,
advanced medicine,
_________________________________
even the power of flight.
Impossible, you say?
_________________________________
Well, no. No, not for them.
_________________________________
Numerous ancient cultures
all over the globe agree
_________________________________
that Atlantis possessed
a power source of some kind
_________________________________
more powerful than steam, than coal.
_________________________________
More powerful than our modern
internal combustion engines.
_________________________________
Gentleman, I propose
that we find Atlantis,
_________________________________
find that power source,
_________________________________
and bring it back to the surface.
_________________________________
Now, this is a page
from an illuminated text
_________________________________
that describes a book called
The Shepherd's Journal,
_________________________________
said to have been
a first hand account of Atlantis
_________________________________
and its exact whereabouts.
_________________________________
Now, based on a centuries-old
translation of a Norse text,
_________________________________
historians have believed
the Journal resides in Ireland.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
But after comparing the text
_________________________________
to the runes on this Viking shield,
_________________________________
I found that one of the letters
had been mistranslated.
_________________________________
So, by changing this letter
_________________________________
and inserting the correct one,
_________________________________
we find that The Shepherd's Journal,
the key to Atlantis,
_________________________________
lies not in Ireland, gentlemen,
_________________________________
but in Iceland.
_________________________________
Pause for effect.
_________________________________
Gentlemen... Ah!
I'll take your questions now.
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
Would you gentlemen
please excuse me for a moment?
_________________________________
Cartography and Linguistics,
Milo Thatch speaking.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT RANTING)
_________________________________
Yeah. Yeah, just a second.
_________________________________
Pardon me, Mr. Hickenbottom.
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
How's that? Is that better?
_________________________________
Yeah. You're welcome.
_________________________________
-And don't let it happen again.
-All right, bye.
_________________________________
Now, as you can see by the...
_________________________________
By this, um, map...
_________________________________
Map that...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROATS)
That I've drawn, I plotted the route
_________________________________
that will take myself and a crew
_________________________________
to the southern coast of Iceland
to retrieve the Journal.
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________
Ah, showtime.
_________________________________
Well, this is it.
_________________________________
I am finally getting out of the dungeon.
_________________________________
(FILM ROLLING)
_________________________________
"Dear Mr. Thatch, this is to inform you
_________________________________
"That your meeting today has been
moved up from 4:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m."
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
"Dear Mr. Thatch, due to your absence,
_________________________________
"the board has voted
to reject your proposal.
_________________________________
"Have a nice weekend.
Mr. Harcourt's office."
_________________________________
They can't do this to me!
_________________________________
I swear, that young Thatch
gets crazier every year.
_________________________________
If I ever hear the word "Atlantis" again,
_________________________________
I'll step in front of a bus.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS) I'll push you.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-MILO: Mr. Harcourt!
-Good Lord!
_________________________________
-There he is!
-Members of the board... Wait.
_________________________________
-How did you find us?
-MILO: Mr. Harcourt, wait!
_________________________________
Head for the hills!
_________________________________
Where is a guard when you need him?
_________________________________
Mr. Harcourt, you gotta listen to me, sir!
_________________________________
Uh, sir?
_________________________________
Wait! Mr. Harcourt!
_________________________________
Sir, I have new evidence that...
Please, Mr. Harcourt!
_________________________________
Stop! Sir, if you... Could you hold...
_________________________________
Thank you very much. Look at...
_________________________________
This museum funds
scientific expeditions
_________________________________
based on facts,
not legends and folklore.
_________________________________
Besides, we need you here.
_________________________________
-We depend on you.
-You do?
_________________________________
Yes. What with winter coming,
_________________________________
that boiler's going to need
a lot of attention.
_________________________________
-Boiler?
-Onward, Heinz!
_________________________________
But there... There's a journal!
_________________________________
It's in Iceland! I'm sure of it this time!
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
Sir, I really hoped
it wouldn't come to this,
_________________________________
but this is a letter of resignation.
_________________________________
If you reject my proposal, I'll...
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
I'll quit!
_________________________________
I mean it, sir.
_________________________________
If you refuse to find my proposal...
_________________________________
You'll what?
_________________________________
Flush your career down the toilet,
_________________________________
just like your grandfather?
_________________________________
You have a lot of potential, Milo.
_________________________________
Don't throw it all away
chasing fairy tales.
_________________________________
But I can prove Atlantis exists!
_________________________________
You want to go on an expedition?
_________________________________
Here. Take a trolley
to the Potomac and jump in!
_________________________________
Maybe the cold water will
clear your head. Heinz!
_________________________________
Then I didn't choose that one
because it was gonna give me pimples,
_________________________________
so I choosed another scary one
_________________________________
because, for all those years
that I went for Halloween,
_________________________________
I wasn't scary at all.
_________________________________
I love baseball.
It's my destiny to play that game.
_________________________________
I don't really care about winning.
_________________________________
Well, like, now I do
'cause, like, we've lost every game.
_________________________________
I've gotten tired of it.
_________________________________
I'm working, like, so hard.
All the balls are getting thrown to me.
_________________________________
I'm trying to catch, like, every one.
_________________________________
All of the people in the outfield
are all looking around and...
_________________________________
Come on!
Let's play some baseball, okay?
_________________________________
Not the lazy game.
_________________________________
(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________
They're here.
_________________________________
(RAZZING)
_________________________________
Lewis?
_________________________________
Lewis?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(CLICKS)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!
They are gonna love this!
_________________________________
Nothing says "adopt me"
like a weird invention.
_________________________________
MILDRED: Lewis!
_________________________________
-Lewis, the Harringtons are here!
-Way ahead of you, Mildred.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
Remember, sit up straight.
Look them in the eye.
_________________________________
Smile. Let's fix your...
_________________________________
Mildred.
_________________________________
All right, all right, all right, all right.
_________________________________
Go show them how special you are.
_________________________________
Oh, I hope this is it.
_________________________________
I hope he gets adopted.
_________________________________
You and me both, chief.
_________________________________
LEWIS: I mean, there's so many things
in the world that can be improved.
_________________________________
Just think of it.
Moving sidewalks, flying cars.
_________________________________
The possibilities are endless.
_________________________________
Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.
_________________________________
All it takes is some imagination
and a little science,
_________________________________
and we can make the world
a better place.
_________________________________
Well, these are all interesting ideas.
_________________________________
So, what's your favorite sport?
_________________________________
-Well, does inventing count as a sport?
-Actually...
_________________________________
'Cause I think I hit a home run
with this one!
_________________________________
-What is that?
-First, a question.
_________________________________
What's the number one problem
that you face
_________________________________
when you make
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
_________________________________
-Lewis, I don't think we...
-Portion control.
_________________________________
Too much peanut butter sticks
to the roof of your mouth,
_________________________________
takes forever to chew.
_________________________________
Too much jelly squishes out the sides
and makes your hands all sticky.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
Well, I propose
that the perfect P.B. and J.
_________________________________
is within mankind's grasp,
_________________________________
and I've built this machine to achieve it.
_________________________________
For this demonstration,
I'll use regular bread.
_________________________________
Honey, it's okay.
_________________________________
As you can see, toasting is an option.
_________________________________
We don't usually eat peanut butter.
_________________________________
Lewis, this is really not necessary.
_________________________________
It's jammed!
_________________________________
(DEVICE BUZZING)
_________________________________
Lewis, please, don't!
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
What's happening?
_________________________________
Mr. Harrington has a peanut allergy!
_________________________________
I'm sorry!
_________________________________
Here let me help you get that off!
_________________________________
Stand back!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Is he gonna be okay?
-Breathe. Breathe.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry! I didn't know!
_________________________________
It was really nice to meet you.
_________________________________
We're gonna need some time
to think about it.
_________________________________
MILDRED: Hi, folks. Everything all...
_________________________________
(MILDRED GASPS)
_________________________________
What happened?
_________________________________
MRS. HARRINGTON: Miss Duffy,
that boy is definitely not right for us.
_________________________________
Now, if you'll excuse me.
_________________________________
MILDRED: (STAMMERING) I'm so
sorry about this. If you would just...
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMMING)
_________________________________
-I made some lunch.
-Not hungry.
_________________________________
Poor Mr. Harrington.
_________________________________
-I killed him?
-No. No! No, you didn't kill him.
_________________________________
I called. He's perfectly fine.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I was just gonna say that it's...
_________________________________
It's too bad
he didn't get to try a sandwich
_________________________________
from that wonderful invention of yours.
_________________________________
-(SCOFFING) Yeah, real wonderful.
-It's not you.
_________________________________
We just haven't found
the right couple yet.
_________________________________
One hundred twenty-four.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
That's how many adoption interviews
I've had, 124.
_________________________________
Oh, Lewis, come on, now.
_________________________________
You're exaggerating just to make your
_________________________________
point.
_________________________________
Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,
_________________________________
and you know how hard it is
for a teenager to get adopted.
_________________________________
I have no future. No one wants me.
_________________________________
That's not true, Lewis!
_________________________________
My own mother didn't even want me.
_________________________________
Now, stop it. You do not know that.
_________________________________
Then why'd she give me up?
_________________________________
She may not have been able
to take care of you.
_________________________________
Did you ever think of that?
_________________________________
I am sure that she was only thinking
about what was best for you.
_________________________________
I never thought of it that way.
_________________________________
Maybe she wanted to keep you,
but she had no choice.
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
My real mom is the only person
who's ever wanted me.
_________________________________
Wait. I said "maybe."
_________________________________
And if she wanted me then,
she'll want me now.
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
I have to find her, Mildred,
and when I do, she'll take me back,
_________________________________
and we'll be a family again!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lewis, you can't do that.
_________________________________
No one knows anything about her.
No one even saw her.
_________________________________
Wrong. I saw her
_________________________________
once.
_________________________________
She's in here. I just have to remember.
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
(ANOTHER BELIEVER PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Hello
_________________________________
♪ I got something to tell you
_________________________________
♪ But it's crazy
_________________________________
♪ I got something to show you
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
♪ So give me just one more chance
_________________________________
♪ One more glance And I will make of you
_________________________________
♪ Another believer
_________________________________
♪ Guess what? You got more than you bargained
_________________________________
♪ Ain't it crazy?
_________________________________
♪ You got more than you paid for
_________________________________
♪ So give me just one more chance
_________________________________
♪ One more glance
_________________________________
♪ One more hand to hold
_________________________________
♪ You've been on my mind
_________________________________
♪ Though it may seem I'm fooling
_________________________________
♪ Wasted so much time
_________________________________
♪ Though it may seem I'm fooling
_________________________________
(DEVICE BUZZING)
_________________________________
♪ What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
♪ What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
♪ What are we gonna do about it?
_________________________________
♪ You've been on my mind
_________________________________
♪ One more chance
_________________________________
♪ Wasted so much time
_________________________________
♪ One more chance ♪
_________________________________
(GOOB YAWNS)
_________________________________
GOOB: So tired.
_________________________________
We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon.
He'll be so excited you're coming.
_________________________________
Bye-bye, now.
_________________________________
Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.
_________________________________
-Good luck at the big game today.
-Easy win.
_________________________________
Those guys are a bunch of bums.
_________________________________
I just hope I can stay awake.
_________________________________
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
_________________________________
He was up all night
working on his stupid project,
_________________________________
but that's what happens
_________________________________
when you get a science geek
for a roommate.
_________________________________
Ah, that's good joe.
_________________________________
All right, Einstein,
you owe Michael big time.
_________________________________
Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain
took a lot longer than I expected,
_________________________________
but it's finished, Mildred.
I recalibrated the headset.
_________________________________
Now the neural circuits will connect.
_________________________________
I've cracked the hippocampus!
_________________________________
Really? Okay. What?
_________________________________
Now to test it out.
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!
_________________________________
Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.
_________________________________
I almost forgot what I came up here for.
_________________________________
I know you have a lot
on your plate today,
_________________________________
but I've scheduled an interview for you
this afternoon.
_________________________________
-No, thanks.
-"No, thanks"?
_________________________________
Sweetheart, this is
about being adopted,
_________________________________
and you will be back here
clean, happy and on time.
_________________________________
I'm done with interviews, Mildred.
I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.
_________________________________
Listen, I know where your head is,
but I'm telling you,
_________________________________
you have got to get out of the past
and look to the future.
_________________________________
I am, and this is it.
_________________________________
This is my future.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Lewis? Honey?
_________________________________
Dr. Krunklehorn,
I know you're very busy there
_________________________________
at Inventco Labs,
_________________________________
and we're just so excited
to have you as a judge.
_________________________________
It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein.
Hey, you never know.
_________________________________
One of your students may invent
the next integrated circuit
_________________________________
or microprocessor or integrated circuit.
_________________________________
Oh, wait! I said that already.
_________________________________
Well, I just don't get out
of that lab very much.
_________________________________
Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.
_________________________________
I haven't slept in eight days!
_________________________________
Well, then can I get you a cot
or something?
_________________________________
Nope, I've got the caffeine patch.
It's my invention.
_________________________________
Each patch is the equivalent
of 12 cups of coffee.
_________________________________
You can stay awake for days
with no side effects.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Sorry. Who's this?
_________________________________
This is one of our students,
Stanley Pukowski.
_________________________________
Oh, so cute!
_________________________________
I just want to bite
his chubby little cheeks!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
What's with the dress, Pukowski?
_________________________________
It's actually a toga, sir.
_________________________________
Coach, nice to see you, sort of.
What are you doing here?
_________________________________
Judging a science fair.
What's it look like I'm doing?
_________________________________
And what makes you qualified
to judge a science fair?
_________________________________
It's my gym.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Stanley. Volcano.
_________________________________
Behold the awesome power
of Mount Vesuvius!
_________________________________
(CLICKING)
_________________________________
The toggle switch isn't toggling.
_________________________________
Dr. Krunklehorn?
_________________________________
Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!
_________________________________
I don't know what she just said,
but this project is unacceptable!
_________________________________
Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!
_________________________________
Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!
_________________________________
-Coach!
-I'm watching you.
_________________________________
(STANLEY PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Okay, next up is Lizzy
and her fire ant farm.
_________________________________
That's right.
_________________________________
Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.
_________________________________
You know that they have a tendency
to bite people.
_________________________________
Only my enemies.
_________________________________
Just keep moving, shall we?
Top notch, Lizzy!
_________________________________
Let's not anger her
or make her jumpy in any way.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
This area's not secure. Get in.
_________________________________
Have you been approached
by a tall man in a bowler hat?
_________________________________
-What?
-Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.
_________________________________
-Okay, goodbye.
-All right,
_________________________________
didn't want to pull rank on you,
but you forced my hand.
_________________________________
Special Agent Wilbur Robinson
of the T.C.T.F.
_________________________________
-The what?
-Time Continuum Task Force.
_________________________________
-I'm here to protect you.
-Well...
_________________________________
Now, tall man, bowler hat,
approached you?
_________________________________
No, why?
_________________________________
I could lose my badge for this.
_________________________________
He's a suspect in a robbery.
_________________________________
What did he steal?
_________________________________
-A time machine.
-A what?
_________________________________
I've tracked him to this time,
and my informants say he's after you.
_________________________________
Me? Why me?
_________________________________
The boys back at HQ
haven't figured out a motive yet.
_________________________________
And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."
_________________________________
I know what HQ means.
_________________________________
Good. You're a smart kid.
_________________________________
That might keep you alive, for now.
_________________________________
Just worry
about your little science gizmo
_________________________________
and leave the "perp" to me.
_________________________________
-And by "perp," I mean...
-I know what it means!
_________________________________
Okay, Mr. Smarty-pants.
_________________________________
Bowler Hat Guy!
_________________________________
YOUNG GIRL: Whoa!
_________________________________
My frogs!
_________________________________
You're not gonna get away with it,
_________________________________
kid with science project.
_________________________________
Dude, you almost busted
my solar system!
_________________________________
My frogs! They're getting away!
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Got you! That's the last of them.
_________________________________
Annoying little girl,
I don't have time for this.
_________________________________
I'm on a very important...
_________________________________
Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.
_________________________________
COACH: Come on, Pukowski!
Feel the pain! Love the pain!
_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Coach...
_________________________________
Next up is Lewis.
_________________________________
Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Lewis,
tell me this thing is not gonna...
_________________________________
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
It's okay. It's gonna work this time.
I won't let you down, I promise.
_________________________________
All right, Lewis, I trust you.
Knock 'em dead.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) That was a figure
of speech. Please don't kill anyone.
_________________________________
Okay, stand back, everybody.
_________________________________
This next project
will knock your socks off.
_________________________________
Seriously, you might wanna stand back
a little.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Have you ever forgotten something,
_________________________________
and no matter how hard you tried,
you couldn't remember it?
_________________________________
Well, what happens
to these forgotten memories?
_________________________________
I propose
they're stored somewhere in your brain,
_________________________________
and I built a machine
that can retrieve them.
_________________________________
I call it the Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING) It's shiny!
_________________________________
So, Lewis,
how does the Memory Scanner work?
_________________________________
First, you input the desired period
of time on this keypad.
_________________________________
Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex,
where memories are stored.
_________________________________
The retrieved memory
is then displayed on this monitor.
_________________________________
Wrap him up. I'll take two.
_________________________________
Now, I'm going back 12 years,
three months and 11 days.
_________________________________
Why that particular day?
_________________________________
You didn't think
I was paying attention, did you?
_________________________________
Well, that was the day...
_________________________________
Let's just say, that was
a very important day in my life.
_________________________________
Fair enough. Play ball.
_________________________________
It'll just take a second
to get the turbines going.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Lewis, wait!
_________________________________
She's gonna blow!
_________________________________
Watch out!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Feel the pain! Love the...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING) Hurts so much!
Make it stop!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Make it stop!
_________________________________
Coach, suck it up, okay?
_________________________________
Let us conduct ourselves in a way
that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.
_________________________________
-Let's calm down!
-Mr. Willerstein?
_________________________________
-I didn't mean to...
-Not now, Lewis!
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
Not now.
_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Okay, and we are
walking in a calm, orderly fashion
_________________________________
toward the exits.
_________________________________
Wait, Lewis!
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Come, my dear. Our future awaits.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey, what are you doing up here?
_________________________________
(WILBUR COOING)
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Would you quit that, please?
I know you're not a pigeon.
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
You're blowing my cover.
_________________________________
We're the only ones up here.
_________________________________
That's just what they want you to think.
_________________________________
Now, enough moping.
_________________________________
Take this back to the science fair
and fix that Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
Stop! Stop! Get away from me!
_________________________________
Maybe you've forgotten.
_________________________________
I'm a time cop from the future,
should be taken very seriously.
_________________________________
That's no badge.
_________________________________
This is a coupon for a tanning salon!
You're a fake.
_________________________________
Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop,
_________________________________
but I really am from the future,
_________________________________
and there really is this Bowler Hat Guy.
_________________________________
Here we go again.
_________________________________
He stole a time machine,
came to the science fair
_________________________________
and ruined your project.
_________________________________
My project didn't work
because I'm no good.
_________________________________
There is no Bowler Hat Guy,
there is no time machine,
_________________________________
and you're not from the future!
_________________________________
You're crazy!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING) I am not crazy.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel?
Prove it.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Yeah, that's what I thought.
_________________________________
I'm just gonna go lock myself
in my room
_________________________________
and hide under the covers
for a couple years.
_________________________________
If I prove to you I'm from the future,
will you go back to the science fair?
_________________________________
Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
_________________________________
Hey, let go of me!
_________________________________
-What are you doing? Let go of me!
-Okay.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
What is this? Where are we going?
_________________________________
To the future!
_________________________________
(THE FUTURE HAS ARRIVED
PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ The future has arrived
_________________________________
♪ The future has arrived today
_________________________________
♪ The future has arrived
_________________________________
♪ The future has arrived today ♪
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
Is this proof enough for you?
_________________________________
Is it ever!
_________________________________
I never thought that time travel
could be possible in my lifetime,
_________________________________
and here it is, right in front of me!
_________________________________
The truth will set you free, brother.
_________________________________
This is beyond anything
I could've imagined.
_________________________________
This means
I could really change my life.
_________________________________
That's right. You can.
_________________________________
Next stop, science fair,
to fix your Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
Hey, I'm not gonna fix
that stupid Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-What?
-Wilbur, this is a time machine!
_________________________________
Why should I fix my dumb invention
_________________________________
when you can take me
to see my mom now in this ship?
_________________________________
Uh... Um...
_________________________________
I could actually go back to that night
and stop her from giving me up.
_________________________________
The answer is not a time machine.
It's this.
_________________________________
This? You want to know
what I think about this?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Wilbur,
_________________________________
but you don't know
what I've lived through.
_________________________________
-Lewis, no!
-Let go!
_________________________________
-You let go!
-You're not the boss of me!
_________________________________
Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12, and I'm 13.
_________________________________
That makes me older.
_________________________________
Well, I was born in the past,
_________________________________
which makes me older
and the boss of you!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
I am so dead.
_________________________________
I'm not allowed to look at this thing,
let alone drive it!
_________________________________
Mom and Dad are gonna kill me,
_________________________________
and I can tell you this.
It will not be done with mercy.
_________________________________
Isn't there like
a time machine repair shop
_________________________________
-or something?
-No!
_________________________________
There's only two time machines
in existence,
_________________________________
and the Bowler Hat Guy
has the other one!
_________________________________
Well, somebody's gonna have
to fix this.
_________________________________
Good idea. You're smart. You fix it.
_________________________________
Are you crazy? I can't fix this thing.
_________________________________
Yes, you can. You broke it. You fix it.
_________________________________
All right, under one condition.
_________________________________
I fix it,
you take me back to see my mom.
_________________________________
What? You didn't even follow through
on our last deal.
_________________________________
How can I trust you?
_________________________________
Well, you told me you were a time cop
from the future.
_________________________________
How can I trust you?
_________________________________
Touché.
_________________________________
So do we have a deal?
_________________________________
(CAR HONKING)
_________________________________
Good day, madam.
_________________________________
-I'm here to change the future.
-Yes, sir?
_________________________________
I must speak with the man
in charge immediately.
_________________________________
-Yes, sir.
-I have an appointment with destiny.
_________________________________
Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know,
_________________________________
and I'll have your dry cleaning
delivered directly to your suite.
_________________________________
-What?
-Now, what time is your appointment?
_________________________________
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
_________________________________
-Are you talking to me?
-Yes.
_________________________________
What time is your appointment?
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Big hand is on the... Oh, 2:00!
_________________________________
You're the 2:00?
_________________________________
Yes. Yes, I am.
_________________________________
You're Mary Johnson?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Mary is short for...
_________________________________
Marian?
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
-Can that be a boy name?
-(SIGHS) Yes.
_________________________________
-(CLICKING TONGUE) Then yes.
-(SIGHING) Have a seat.
_________________________________
Oh, goody!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
"Pass off invention as my own." Check.
Oh, I love checklists.
_________________________________
RECEPTIONIST: The board is ready
to see you now.
_________________________________
Wait. What am I going to say?
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
I'm never gonna remember that.
_________________________________
Would you... Why don't you go?
You do it so much better than me.
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
That's true.
_________________________________
A hat without a head
couldn't really pass off an invention
_________________________________
as its own.
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Fantastic! Great idea!
I'm so glad I have you!
_________________________________
"Prepare to be amazed." Oh, I got it!
_________________________________
Prepare to be amazed!
_________________________________
"This is my invention."
_________________________________
"I doubt any of you have seen
anything as brilliant as this device."
_________________________________
Very well,
_________________________________
Miss Johnson?
_________________________________
It's Ms.
_________________________________
You have two minutes. Please begin.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-It's shiny!
-What is that thing?
_________________________________
Well, I like to call it my...
_________________________________
To call it my...
_________________________________
-What are you looking at?
-No! I... The sun, in my eyes.
_________________________________
Well, then let me close the blinds.
_________________________________
Now, the name?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Well, what...
_________________________________
We can quibble about names
at a later date.
_________________________________
The point is,
what I have here is special, unique.
_________________________________
Yes. Yes, you must love it
and buy it and mass produce it,
_________________________________
and the best part is,
it's got really comfy headphones.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I wonder, could you lean forward
just a little bit, please?
_________________________________
Yes, thank you.
_________________________________
Yes, they are quite comfortable.
_________________________________
What do you hope
to accomplish with this?
_________________________________
Oh, nothing of consequence.
_________________________________
I simply wish to crush the dreams
of a poor little orphan boy!
_________________________________
After that, it's all a little fuzzy.
_________________________________
You mean,
you haven't thought this through?
_________________________________
Thirty seconds.
_________________________________
Allow me to show you how it works.
_________________________________
First, we turn it on.
_________________________________
Uh... Hmm.
_________________________________
That's not it.
_________________________________
Ten seconds.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
So where do I sign?
_________________________________
(BOWLER HAT GUY READING)
_________________________________
Doris, it's all over.
_________________________________
All our hopes and dreams dashed,
_________________________________
like so many pieces
of a broken machiney thing.
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
Success is still ours for the taking.
_________________________________
We must find that boy.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in January 2018–February 2018
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Out of my way!
_________________________________
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Welcome to this year's
Greek Scare Games kickoff.
_________________________________
-The Scare Games! Yeah!
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(FEEDBACK)
-Okay, relax.
_________________________________
We have a special guest,
the founder of the games,
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
_________________________________
As a student, I created these games
_________________________________
as a friendly competition,
_________________________________
but be prepared.
_________________________________
To take home the trophy,
_________________________________
you must be the most fearsome
monsters on campus.
_________________________________
(RORS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
So good luck,
and may the best monsters win.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-All right, everybody.
_________________________________
We're closing down sign-ups,
so we'll see you all...
_________________________________
MIKE: Wait!
_________________________________
I'm signing up!
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Uh... You have to be
in a fraternity to compete.
_________________________________
Behold the next winning fraternity
of the Scare Games,
_________________________________
the brothers, my brothers,
of Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
_________________________________
You just said the winners are the most
fearsome monsters on campus.
_________________________________
If I win, it means
you kicked out the best Scarer
_________________________________
in the whole school.
_________________________________
That won't happen.
_________________________________
How about a little wager?
_________________________________
If I win, you let me back
in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
And what would that prove?
_________________________________
That you were wrong.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Very well.
_________________________________
If you win, I will let your entire team
_________________________________
into the Scare program.
_________________________________
But if you lose,
_________________________________
you will leave Monsters University.
_________________________________
(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________
Deal.
_________________________________
Now all you need to do is find
enough members to compete.
_________________________________
We need six guys, right?
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
_________________________________
We count bodies, not heads.
That dude counts as one.
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Anybody else want to join our team?
Anyone at all?
_________________________________
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
_________________________________
-Can I squeeze by you?
-Randy!
_________________________________
Randy, thank goodness.
I need you on my team.
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
_________________________________
Boggs.
_________________________________
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
_________________________________
Don't blow this for me.
_________________________________
Do the thing.
_________________________________
-Oh! Where did he go?
-(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________
Please, anybody.
_________________________________
I need one more monster.
Just one more!
_________________________________
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
_________________________________
We have to move on.
Your team doesn't qualify.
_________________________________
Yes, it does!
_________________________________
The star player has just arrived.
_________________________________
No way! Someone else!
Please! Anyone else.
_________________________________
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
Is he on your team or not?
_________________________________
FEMALE MONSTER:
Come on! Let's go!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
_________________________________
Good luck.
_________________________________
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
_________________________________
This is a fraternity house?
_________________________________
Hey there, teammateys!
Come on aboard!
_________________________________
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
_________________________________
it is my honor to welcome you
to your new home.
_________________________________
We call this room "Party Central."
_________________________________
Technically, we haven't
actually had a party here yet.
_________________________________
But when we do, we'll be ready!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
The hot cocoa train
is coming through! Whoa!
_________________________________
-Next stop... You!
-(CUPS RATTLING)
_________________________________
I would like to start us off first by...
_________________________________
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) We were!
None of us lasted very long.
_________________________________
I guess we just weren't what
old Hardscrabble was looking for.
_________________________________
Don Carlton, mature student.
_________________________________
Thirty years in the textile industry
_________________________________
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
_________________________________
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
_________________________________
or go back to school
and learn the computers.
_________________________________
Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
_________________________________
And I'm Terri with an "I"!
I'm a dance major!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) And I'm not.
_________________________________
Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
_________________________________
Seven, eight, turn! And...
Why didn't you turn?
_________________________________
Because we never agreed to do this!
_________________________________
-You said this was going to be cool!
-No one said this was gonna be cool.
_________________________________
-Now I'm embarrassed.
-Now you're embarrassed?
_________________________________
Yes, because it's in front of people!
_________________________________
You should wake up embarrassed.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
_________________________________
Excited to live with you
and laugh with you,
_________________________________
and cry with you.
_________________________________
Thought you might like
to keep a dream journal.
_________________________________
-Guess that leaves me.
-Ah!
_________________________________
My name's Scott Squibbles.
_________________________________
My friends call me Squishy.
_________________________________
I'm undeclared, unattached,
_________________________________
and unwelcome pretty much
everywhere but here.
_________________________________
Now that we've all been introduced,
as captain of our team...
_________________________________
So, basically, you guys have
no Scaring experience?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Not a lot!
But now we've got you!
_________________________________
You're about the scariest fella
I've ever seen.
_________________________________
Even with them pink polka dots.
_________________________________
Aw, thanks.
_________________________________
Actually, I think I bring
the whole package.
_________________________________
Your hands are as big as my face!
_________________________________
He's like a mountain with fur!
_________________________________
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
_________________________________
Yeah, me neither.
I don't want to get too big. (SNIFFS)
_________________________________
We thought our dreams were over,
but Mike said if we win,
_________________________________
they're letting us in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
We're going to be real Scarers!
_________________________________
-The best!
-You betcha! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
_________________________________
I'm home.
_________________________________
Fluffy? Here, kitty.
_________________________________
(CLICKING)
_________________________________
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-Milo James Thatch?
_________________________________
Who... Who are you?
How did you get in here?
_________________________________
I came down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho.
_________________________________
My name is Helga Sinclair.
_________________________________
I'm acting on behalf of my employer,
_________________________________
who has a most intriguing
proposition for you.
_________________________________
Are you interested?
_________________________________
(STUTTERS)
You employer? (SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Who is your employer?
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRASHING)
_________________________________
This way, please.
_________________________________
And don't drip on the Caravaggio.
_________________________________
Step lively.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore does not like
to be kept waiting.
_________________________________
You will address him
as "Mr. Whitmore" or "sir."
_________________________________
You will stand unless
asked to be seated.
_________________________________
Keep your sentences short
and to the point.
_________________________________
-Are we clear?
-(GULPS)
_________________________________
And relax.
_________________________________
He doesn't bite...often.
_________________________________
Grandpa?
_________________________________
Finest explorer I ever met. (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Preston Whitmore.
Pleasure to meet you, Milo.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Join me in a little yoga?
_________________________________
No, no. Thank you.
_________________________________
Did you really know my grandfather?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Met old Thaddeus
back in Georgetown.
_________________________________
Class of '66. We stayed close friends
till the end of his days.
_________________________________
Mmm... Even dragged me along
_________________________________
on some of his danged fool expeditions.
_________________________________
Thatch was crazy as a fruit bat, he was.
_________________________________
He spoke of you often.
_________________________________
Funny. He never mentioned you.
_________________________________
Oh, he wouldn't.
He knew how much I like my privacy.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
I keep a low profile.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore, should I be
wondering why I'm here?
_________________________________
Look on that table.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
It's for you.
_________________________________
It's from my grandfather.
_________________________________
He brought that package
to me years ago.
_________________________________
He said if anything
were to happen to him,
_________________________________
I should give it to you
when you were ready.
_________________________________
Whatever that means.
_________________________________
It...
_________________________________
It can't be.
_________________________________
It's The Shepherd's Journal.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore, this journal is the key
_________________________________
to finding the lost continent of Atlantis!
_________________________________
Atlantis. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I wasn't born yesterday, son.
_________________________________
No, no, no. Look. Look at this.
_________________________________
Coordinates. Clues. It's all right here.
_________________________________
Yeah, looks like gibberish to me.
_________________________________
That's because it's been written
in a dialect that no longer exists.
_________________________________
-So it's useless.
-No, no, just difficult.
_________________________________
I've spent my whole life
studying dead languages.
_________________________________
It's not gibberish to me.
_________________________________
Ah, it's probably a fake.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore,
my grandfather would have known
_________________________________
if this were a fake. I would know.
_________________________________
I will stake everything I own,
everything that I believe in,
_________________________________
that this is
the genuine Shepherd's Journal.
_________________________________
All right, all right.
So, what do you want to do with it?
_________________________________
Well, I'll get funding.
_________________________________
-I mean, I'll... The museum...
-They'll never believe you.
_________________________________
I'll show them! I will make them believe.
_________________________________
Like you did today?
_________________________________
Yes! Well, no. How did you...
_________________________________
Forget about them, okay? Never mind!
_________________________________
I will find Atlantis on my own.
_________________________________
I mean, if I have to rent a rowboat!
_________________________________
Congratulations, Milo.
_________________________________
This is exactly what I wanted to hear.
_________________________________
But forget the rowboat, son.
_________________________________
We'll travel in style.
_________________________________
It's all been arranged,
the whole ball of wax.
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
For years, your granddad bent my ear
_________________________________
with stories about that old book.
_________________________________
I didn't buy it for a minute.
_________________________________
So, finally, I got fed up
and I made a bet with the old coot.
_________________________________
I said, "Thatch, if you ever
actually find that so-called journal,
_________________________________
"not only will I finance the expedition,
_________________________________
"but I'll kiss you full on the mouth."
_________________________________
Imagine my embarrassment
when he found the darn thing.
_________________________________
Now, I know
your grandfather's gone, Milo.
_________________________________
God rest his soul,
_________________________________
but Preston Whitmore
is a man who keeps his word.
_________________________________
You hear that, Thatch?
_________________________________
I'm going to the afterlife
with a clear conscience, by thunder!
_________________________________
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Your grandpa was a great man.
_________________________________
You probably don't realize how great.
_________________________________
Those buffoons at the museum
dragged him down,
_________________________________
made a laughing stock of him.
_________________________________
He died a broken man.
_________________________________
If I could bring back
just one shred of proof,
_________________________________
that'd be enough for me.
_________________________________
Ah, Thatch.
_________________________________
What are we standing around for?
We got work to do.
_________________________________
But, Mr. Whitmore,
you know, in order to do
_________________________________
what you're proposing,
you're gonna need a crew.
_________________________________
Taken care of.
_________________________________
You'll need engineers and geologists.
_________________________________
Got 'em all. The best of the best.
_________________________________
Gaetan Moliere,
geology and excavation.
_________________________________
The man has a nose for dirt.
_________________________________
Vincenzo Santorini, demolitions.
_________________________________
Busted him out of a Turkish prison.
_________________________________
Audrey Ramirez.
Don't let her age fool you.
_________________________________
She's forgotten more about engines
that you and I will ever know.
_________________________________
They're the same crew that
brought the Journal back.
_________________________________
-Where was it?
-Iceland.
_________________________________
I knew it! I knew it!
_________________________________
All we need now is
an expert in gibberish.
_________________________________
So, it's decision time.
_________________________________
You can build on
the foundation your grandfather left you
_________________________________
or you can go back to your boiler room.
_________________________________
-This is for real.
-Now you're catching on.
_________________________________
All right. Okay. I'll have to quit my job.
_________________________________
It's done. You resigned this afternoon.
_________________________________
-I did?
-Yep. Don't like to leave loose ends.
_________________________________
My apartment.
I'm gonna have to give notice.
_________________________________
-Taken care of.
-My clothes?
_________________________________
-Packed.
-My books?
_________________________________
-In storage.
-My cat?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
My gosh.
_________________________________
Your granddad had a saying.
_________________________________
"Our lives are remembered,
by the gifts we leave our children."
_________________________________
This journal is his gift to you, Milo.
_________________________________
Atlantis is waiting.
_________________________________
What do you say?
_________________________________
I'm your man, Mr. Whitmore.
_________________________________
You will not regret this.
_________________________________
Boy, I am so excited,
_________________________________
I can't even hold it in.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in March 2018
_________________________________
-(SHIP HORN BLARING)
-(RETCHING)
_________________________________
Carrots. Why is there always carrots?
_________________________________
I didn't even eat carrots.
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
All hands to the launch bay.
_________________________________
To whoever took the "L"
from the Motor Pool sign,
_________________________________
ha-ha, we are all very amused.
_________________________________
Excuse me? I need to, uh, report in?
_________________________________
Yes, Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's you!
_________________________________
Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you.
_________________________________
Hold that thought.
_________________________________
What is it this time, Cookie?
_________________________________
You done stuffed my wagon full
to busting with non-essentials.
_________________________________
Look at all this.
_________________________________
Cinnamon, oregano, cilantro.
_________________________________
What in the cockadoodle is cilantro?
_________________________________
And what is this?
_________________________________
That would be lettuce.
_________________________________
Lettuce? Lettuce?
_________________________________
It's a vegetable, Cookie.
_________________________________
The men need
the four basic food groups.
_________________________________
I got your four basic food groups!
_________________________________
Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!
_________________________________
All right, cowboy.
Pack it up and move it out.
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
All hands to the launch bay.
_________________________________
Final loading in progress.
_________________________________
VINNY: Hey, Junior.
_________________________________
If you're looking for the pony rides,
they're back there.
_________________________________
Excuse me. Excuse me?
_________________________________
You dropped your
(STUTTERS) dynamite.
_________________________________
(NERVOUSLY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
What else have you got in there?
_________________________________
Oh, gunpowder,
nitroglycerin, notepads,
_________________________________
fuses, wicks, glue, and...
_________________________________
Paper clips. Big ones.
_________________________________
You know, just office supplies.
_________________________________
Milo! Where you been?
_________________________________
I want you to meet Commander Rourke.
_________________________________
He led the Iceland team
that brought the Journal back.
_________________________________
Milo Thatch.
_________________________________
Pleasure to meet the grandson
of old Thaddeus.
_________________________________
I see you got that journal. Nice pictures,
_________________________________
but I prefer a good western myself.
_________________________________
Pretty impressive, eh?
_________________________________
Boy, when you settle a bet,
you settle a bet.
_________________________________
Well, your granddad always believed
_________________________________
you couldn't put a price
on the pursuit of knowledge.
_________________________________
Well, believe me,
this'll be small change
_________________________________
compared to the value
of what we're gonna learn on this trip.
_________________________________
Yes, this should be
enriching for all of us.
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention,
all personnel.
_________________________________
Launch will commence in 15 minutes.
_________________________________
-Mr. Whitmore.
-Rourke.
_________________________________
It's time.
_________________________________
-Bye, Mr. Whitmore!
-Make us proud, boy!
_________________________________
DIVING OFFICER: Rig ship for dive!
_________________________________
CHIEF OF THE WATCH:
Aye, sir! Rig ship for dive.
_________________________________
Lieutenant, take her down.
_________________________________
Diving officer, submerge the ship.
_________________________________
-DIVING OFFICER: Aye!
-Make the depth one-five-zero feet.
_________________________________
DIVING OFFICER:
Make the depth one-five-zero feet.
_________________________________
MAN ON INTERCOM:
Dive, dive! Five degrees down bubble.
_________________________________
DIVING OFFICER: Take us down.
CREW MEMBER: Take us down!
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
_________________________________
Tonight's supper will be baked beans.
_________________________________
Musical program to follow.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
-Who wrote this?
-(YAWNING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
You have disturbed the dirt.
_________________________________
-Pardon me?
-You have disturbed the dirt!
_________________________________
Dirt from around the globe,
spanning the centuries!
_________________________________
What have you done?
_________________________________
England must never merge with France!
_________________________________
-What's it doing in my bed?
-You ask too many questions.
_________________________________
Who are you? Who sent you?
Speak up!
_________________________________
-Me? I'm...
-I will know soon enough.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! Let go!
_________________________________
Do not be such a crybaby. Hold still.
_________________________________
A-ha! There you are.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Now,
tell me your story, my little friend.
_________________________________
Parchment fiber from
the Nile delta circa 500 B.C.
_________________________________
Lead pencil, number 2.
_________________________________
Paint flecks of a type
used in government buildings.
_________________________________
You have a cat,
shorthaired Persian, two years old,
_________________________________
third in a litter of seven.
_________________________________
There are all the microscopic
fingerprints of the mapmaker.
_________________________________
And linguist.
_________________________________
-Hey, how did you...
-This is an outrage!
_________________________________
You must leave at once!
Out, out, out, out, out!
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Sat in the dirt, didn't you?
_________________________________
Moliere, now what have I told you
_________________________________
about playing nice with the other kids?
_________________________________
Get back. I've got soap,
_________________________________
-and I'm not afraid to use it.
(HISSES)
_________________________________
Back, foul creature!
Back to the pit from which you came!
_________________________________
The name's Sweet.
_________________________________
Joshua Sweet. Medical officer.
_________________________________
Yeah, Milo Thatch.
_________________________________
Milo Thatch. You're my 3:00.
_________________________________
Well, no time like the present.
_________________________________
-Oh, boy.
-Nice, isn't it?
_________________________________
The catalog says that this little beauty
_________________________________
can saw through a femur in 28 seconds.
_________________________________
I'm betting I can cut that time in half.
_________________________________
Now, stick out your
tongue and say, "Ah."
_________________________________
Oh, no, really. I have a... Ah!
_________________________________
-So, where you from?
-(BABBLING)
_________________________________
Really? I have family up that way.
_________________________________
Beautiful country up there.
Do you do any fishing?
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
Me? I hate fishing. I hate fish.
_________________________________
Hate the taste, hate the smell,
and hate all them little bones.
_________________________________
Here, I'm gonna need you
to fill these up.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERS) With what?
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Will Milo Thatch
please report to the bridge?
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
I mean, nice meeting you.
_________________________________
Uh-huh, nice meeting you, too.
_________________________________
So I says to him,
"What's wrong with my meatloaf?"
_________________________________
-And he says to me...
-(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hold on a second, Margie.
I got another call.
_________________________________
Sir, we're approaching coordinates.
_________________________________
Hello, Margie?
Yeah, so anyways, he says...
_________________________________
ROURKE: All right,
let's have a look around.
_________________________________
HELGA: Aye, sir.
Set course to two-four-zero.
_________________________________
SAILOR: Aye, aye, sir.
_________________________________
HELGA: 15 degrees down angle
on the bow planes.
_________________________________
Come right two-four-zero.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Welcome to
the bridge, Mr. Thatch.
_________________________________
Okay, everybody,
_________________________________
I want you to give Mr. Thatch
_________________________________
your undivided attention.
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
Can everyone hear me okay?
_________________________________
Uh.
_________________________________
Okay, how about some slides?
_________________________________
The first slide is
a depiction of a creature.
_________________________________
A creature so frightening
_________________________________
that sailors were said
to be driven mad by the mere sight of it.
_________________________________
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-MRS. PACKARD: Hubba, hubba.
_________________________________
Uh, I'm sorry. That's wrong.
_________________________________
Geez, I used to take lunch money
_________________________________
-from guys like this.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Anyway, this... Okay.
_________________________________
This is an illustration of the Leviathan,
_________________________________
the creature guarding
the entrance to Atlantis.
_________________________________
With something like that,
_________________________________
I would have white wine, I think.
_________________________________
It's a mythical sea serpent.
_________________________________
He's described in The Book of Job.
_________________________________
The Bible says,
_________________________________
"Out of his mouth go burning lights,
_________________________________
"sparks of fire shoot out."
_________________________________
But more likely, it's a carving or
a sculpture to frighten the superstitious.
_________________________________
So we find this masterpiece.
Then what?
_________________________________
When do we dig?
_________________________________
Actually, we don't have to dig.
_________________________________
You see, according to the Journal,
_________________________________
the path to Atlantis
will take us down a tunnel
_________________________________
at the bottom of the ocean,
and we'll come up a curve
_________________________________
into an air pocket right here,
_________________________________
where we'll find the remnants
_________________________________
of an ancient highway
that will lead us to Atlantis.
_________________________________
Kind of like the grease trap in your sink.
_________________________________
Cartographer, linguist, plumber.
_________________________________
Hard to believe he's still single.
_________________________________
-You said there'd be digging.
-HELGA: Go away, Mole.
_________________________________
Captain, you'd better
come look at this, sir.
_________________________________
Okay, class dismissed.
_________________________________
Give me exterior lights.
_________________________________
Look at that.
_________________________________
There are ships here from every era.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(STATIC)
_________________________________
Commander, I think
you should hear this.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD:
Commander? Commander?
_________________________________
"Enter the lair of the Leviathan."
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Commander?
_________________________________
"There you will find the path
to the gateway."
_________________________________
-Commander?
-Yes, Mrs. Packard. What is it?
_________________________________
I'm picking up something
on the hydrophone
_________________________________
-I think you should hear.
-Put it on speakers.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
What is it? A pod of whales?
_________________________________
Uh-uh... Bigger.
_________________________________
It sounds metallic.
_________________________________
Could be an echo off one of the rocks.
_________________________________
Do you want to do my job? Be my guest.
_________________________________
Is it just me, or is that getting louder?
_________________________________
Well, whatever it was, it's gone now.
_________________________________
Helmsman! Bring us about.
_________________________________
Tighten our search pattern
and slow us to...
_________________________________
-(CRASHING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
-(ALARM RINGING)
-Out of my way!
_________________________________
(CREW SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Tell Cookie to melt the butter
and break out the bibs.
_________________________________
I want this lobster served up
on a silver platter.
_________________________________
Load the torpedo bays!
Sub pod crews, battle stations!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
ENSIGN: Battle stations!
_________________________________
ROURKE: (ON INTERCOM)
Steady, boys. Don't panic.
_________________________________
Jimmy Christmas! It's a machine!
_________________________________
(ALARM RINGING)
_________________________________
Wait, wait! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Launch subpods!
_________________________________
ENSIGN: Subpods away!
_________________________________
ROURKE: Fire!
_________________________________
We're free. All ahead full.
_________________________________
Fire torpedoes!
_________________________________
ENSIGN: Fire torpedos!
_________________________________
Get me the bridge!
_________________________________
Sir, it's Engineering on four.
_________________________________
AUDREY:
Rourke! We took a big hit down here,
_________________________________
and we're taking on water fast.
_________________________________
I don't want to be around
when it hits the boilers.
_________________________________
How much time do we have?
_________________________________
Twenty minutes, if the bulkhead holds.
_________________________________
(CLANGS) You better make that five.
_________________________________
You heard the lady. Let's move!
_________________________________
Move! Where? Move where?
_________________________________
Packard, sound the alarm!
_________________________________
He took his suitcase?
_________________________________
Marge, honey,
I don't think he's coming back.
_________________________________
-Packard!
-I have to call you back.
_________________________________
No, no, I'll call you.
_________________________________
(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: All hands,
abandon ship.
_________________________________
Move it, people!
Sometime today would be nice!
_________________________________
Come on! Everybody
grab a seat and buckle in.
_________________________________
Lieutenant, get us out of here!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
-ROURKE: Lieutenant!
-I'm working on it!
_________________________________
Hang on.
_________________________________
Where to, Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
We're looking for
a big crevice of some kind.
_________________________________
There! Up ahead.
_________________________________
All craft, make your mark
20 degrees down angle.
_________________________________
Roger! 20 degrees down angle.
_________________________________
Right behind you!
_________________________________
-MOLE: Sacré bleu!
-We're getting killed out here!
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
It's only a grease trap.
It's just like a sink.
_________________________________
It's only a grease trap.
It's just like a sink.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in April 2018
_________________________________
Where are those idiots?
_________________________________
It's so hard to get
good help these days, my boys.
_________________________________
Yes, that's right.
Oh, come on out, my lovelies.
_________________________________
Cheer your old dad up.
_________________________________
Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats
_________________________________
in this joyless, sunless void!
_________________________________
But don't worry, little men.
_________________________________
Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.
_________________________________
-They'll all be dead-weady.
-(MURMURING)
_________________________________
Did you find it?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Ah! Did you find it?
_________________________________
Ah... Well, we got most of it, boss.
_________________________________
Forget the ruby!
It's the master cable that I want.
_________________________________
The one that grubby creature Rita took.
_________________________________
-BOTH: Ooh.
-Without it, my plan is ruined!
_________________________________
Okay, chief. Yeah.
Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.
_________________________________
See? See? Moving on.
We are now your cable guys.
_________________________________
Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
_________________________________
You need to be back in time
for the World Cup Final.
_________________________________
Great! Are we watching
the game together?
_________________________________
-TOAD: Just get the cable!
-(SPIKE SCREAMS)
_________________________________
WHITEY: Keep your legs straight!
_________________________________
Seven hours ago,
we started this expedition
_________________________________
with 200 of the finest men and women
I've ever known.
_________________________________
We're all that's left.
_________________________________
I won't sugarcoat it, gentlemen.
_________________________________
We have a crisis on our hands.
_________________________________
But we've been up
this particular creek before,
_________________________________
and we've always come through,
paddle or no paddle.
_________________________________
I see no reason
to change that policy now.
_________________________________
From here on in,
everyone pulls double duty.
_________________________________
Everyone drives, everyone works.
_________________________________
Looks like all our chances for survival
rest with you, Mr. Thatch.
_________________________________
You and that little book.
_________________________________
We're all gonna die.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Okay, people. Saddle up.
_________________________________
Lieutenant, I want this convoy
moving five minutes ago.
_________________________________
Moliere, you're on point.
_________________________________
No, Vinny, Audrey's taking the oiler.
_________________________________
You know the rules. I want you 50 yards
_________________________________
behind that truck at all times.
_________________________________
-And Packard, put out that cigarette.
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
Are you sure you're checked out
on this class of vehicle?
_________________________________
-Uh...
-Can you drive a truck?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
Of course I can drive a truck.
_________________________________
I mean, sure, you got your steering,
_________________________________
and your gas, and your brake,
_________________________________
and of course, this metal-looking thing.
_________________________________
Okay, so it was a bumper car
at Coney Island,
_________________________________
but it's the same basic principle!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
_________________________________
-(HORN BEEPS)
-DRIVER: Come on! Move it!
_________________________________
MILO: Sorry about... Sorry about that.
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKS)
-SECOND DRIVER: Come on, civilian!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(CREATURES GROWLING)
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
You didn't just drink that, did you?
_________________________________
-Mmm-hmm.
-That's not good.
_________________________________
That's nitroglycerin.
_________________________________
Don't move.
_________________________________
Don't breathe.
_________________________________
Don't do anything, except pray, maybe.
_________________________________
-Boom!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
SWEET: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
_________________________________
MILO: Good night!
Will you look at the size of this?
_________________________________
It's gotta be half a mile high, at least.
_________________________________
It must have taken hundred...
_________________________________
No, thousands of years
to carve this thing.
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
Hey, look, I made a bridge.
_________________________________
It only took me, like, what?
_________________________________
10 seconds, 11 tops.
_________________________________
(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Looks like we have a little roadblock.
_________________________________
Vinny, what do you think?
_________________________________
I could un-roadblock that
if I had about 200 of these.
_________________________________
Problem is, I only got about 10.
_________________________________
Plus, you know, five of my own,
_________________________________
and a couple of cherry bombs,
a road flare.
_________________________________
Hey, too bad we don't have
some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Looks like we're gonna have to dig.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
It will be my pleasure.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Stupid...
_________________________________
-(HORN BEEPS)
-Oh! Stupid!
_________________________________
I don't understand it.
_________________________________
I just tuned this thing up this morning.
_________________________________
-Um...
-It looks like the rotor's shot!
_________________________________
I'm gonna have to pull
a spare from one of the trucks.
_________________________________
-Can I...
-No toques nada!
_________________________________
I'll be right back.
_________________________________
-(HISSING)
-(CREATURE GROWLING)
_________________________________
She lives!
_________________________________
Hey, what'd you do?
_________________________________
Well, you know, the boiler in this baby
_________________________________
is a Humac model P-54 stroke 813.
_________________________________
Now, we got the 814
back at the museum.
_________________________________
The heating cores
on the whole Humac line
_________________________________
have always been a little,
you know, temperamental,
_________________________________
so sometimes you gotta... Boom!
_________________________________
Persuade 'em a little.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah. Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Shut up.
_________________________________
Two for flinching.
_________________________________
(MOLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
This is it. It's gotta be.
_________________________________
ROURKE: All right,
we'll make camp here.
_________________________________
Why is it glowing?
_________________________________
Pah! It is a natural phosphorescence.
_________________________________
That thing is going to
keep me up all night, I know it.
_________________________________
-(TRIANGLE JANGLING)
-COOKIE: Come and get it!
_________________________________
For the appetizer, Caesar salad,
_________________________________
escargot, and your oriental spring rolls.
_________________________________
-Yuck.
-I want the escargot.
_________________________________
Knock yourself out.
_________________________________
There you go, Milo.
_________________________________
Put some meat on them bones.
_________________________________
Thanks, Cookie.
That looks greasier than usual.
_________________________________
You like it? Well, have some more.
_________________________________
You're so skinny,
if you turned sideways
_________________________________
and stuck out your tongue,
you'd look like a zipper.
_________________________________
You know,
we've been pretty tough on the kid.
_________________________________
What do you say
we cut him some slack?
_________________________________
Yeah, you're right.
_________________________________
Hey, Milo!
Why don't you come sit with us?
_________________________________
Really? You don't mind?
_________________________________
Nah. Park it here.
_________________________________
Gee, this is great.
_________________________________
I mean, you know,
it's an honor to be included in your...
_________________________________
(FARTING)
_________________________________
(MOLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Mole!
-Ah, forgive me.
_________________________________
I could not resist.
_________________________________
Hey, Milo,
don't you ever close that book?
_________________________________
Yeah, you must've read it
a dozen times by now.
_________________________________
I know, but this...
This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________
See, in this passage here, the shepherd
_________________________________
seems to be leading up to something.
_________________________________
He calls it the heart of Atlantis.
_________________________________
It could be the power source
the legends refer to.
_________________________________
But then, it just... It cuts off.
_________________________________
It's almost like there's a missing page.
_________________________________
Kid, relax.
_________________________________
We don't get paid overtime.
_________________________________
I know, I know.
_________________________________
Sometimes I get a little carried away.
_________________________________
But hey, you know,
that's what this is all about, right?
_________________________________
I mean, discovery,
teamwork, adventure.
_________________________________
Unless, maybe...
_________________________________
You're just in it for the money.
_________________________________
-Money.
-Money.
_________________________________
I'm gonna say... Money.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Well, I guess
I set myself up for that one.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
What, is something
wrong with your neck?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, I must've hurt it when...
_________________________________
Ah, ah!
_________________________________
Better?
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Hey, how'd you learn how to do that?
_________________________________
-An Arapaho medicine man.
-Get outta here.
_________________________________
Born and raised with 'em.
My father was an army medic.
_________________________________
He settled down in the Kansas
Territory after he met my mother.
_________________________________
-No kidding.
-Nope.
_________________________________
I got a sheepskin from Howard U,
_________________________________
and a bearskin from old Iron Cloud.
_________________________________
Halfway through medical school,
I was drafted.
_________________________________
One day I'm studying gross anatomy
in the classroom,
_________________________________
the next, I'm sewing up Rough Riders
on San Juan Hill.
_________________________________
Main course.
_________________________________
I couldn't eat another bite.
_________________________________
I'm watching my weight.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Don't you worry.
_________________________________
It'll keep and keep and keep.
_________________________________
Thank God I lost my sense of taste
years ago.
_________________________________
And here's what you've been
waiting for, fellas.
_________________________________
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
_________________________________
Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
_________________________________
We'll let you guys get settled.
_________________________________
Anything you need,
you just give a big holler-oonie!
_________________________________
Okay, thanks, buddy.
Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm going to carry the whole team.
_________________________________
Really? And who's going to carry you?
_________________________________
Hey, if you want to go back
to can design,
_________________________________
you know where the door is.
_________________________________
(FLICKING LIGHT SWITCH)
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
Anybody home?
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Hello?
_________________________________
Fellas?
_________________________________
Do you pledge your souls
_________________________________
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Do you swear to
_________________________________
-keep secret...
-...all that you learn here?
_________________________________
No matter how horrifying?
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Will you take the sacred oath
of the... (GASPS)
_________________________________
-For crying out loud.
-Sweetie!
_________________________________
Turn the lights on
while you're down here!
_________________________________
You're going to ruin your eyes!
_________________________________
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
_________________________________
Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
_________________________________
Just pretend I'm not here.
_________________________________
This is my mom's house.
_________________________________
Do you promise to look out
for your brothers...
_________________________________
(DIAL CRANKING)
_________________________________
...no matter what the peril?
_________________________________
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Will you defend Oozma Kappa
no matter how dangerous?
_________________________________
No matter how insurmountable
the odds may be?
_________________________________
From evils both great and small?
_________________________________
In the face of unending pain and...
_________________________________
Oh, forget it! You're in.
_________________________________
Look, we know
we're no one's first choice
_________________________________
for a fraternity,
_________________________________
so it means a lot
to have you here with us.
_________________________________
Can't wait to start Scaring
with you, brothers.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Time for a celebration!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
_________________________________
because we're building a fort!
_________________________________
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
_________________________________
Aren't you going to pitch up your tent?
_________________________________
Uh, I did.
_________________________________
I guess I'm still a little rusty at this.
_________________________________
I haven't gone camping since...
_________________________________
Well, since the last time
my grandpa took me.
_________________________________
I never got to meet your grandfather.
_________________________________
What was he like?
_________________________________
Where do you start?
_________________________________
He was like a father to me, really.
_________________________________
My parents died when I was
a little kid, and he took me in.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-What?
-(MILO LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Well, I was just thinking.
_________________________________
One time, when I was eight,
_________________________________
we were hiking along this stream,
_________________________________
and I saw something
shining in the water.
_________________________________
It was a genuine arrowhead.
_________________________________
Well, you'd think I'd found
a lost civilization
_________________________________
the way Grandpa carried on about it.
_________________________________
It wasn't until I was older
that I realized that the arrowhead
_________________________________
was just some compressed shale
_________________________________
mixed with zinc pyrite that had fractured
_________________________________
into an isosceletic triangulate.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) That is so cute!
_________________________________
Say, Audrey, no offense,
_________________________________
but how does a teenager
become the chief mechanic
_________________________________
of a multimillion dollar expedition?
_________________________________
Well, I took this job
when my dad retired.
_________________________________
But the funny thing was
he always wanted sons, right?
_________________________________
One to run his machine shop
and the other
_________________________________
to be middleweight boxing champion.
_________________________________
But he got my sister and me instead.
_________________________________
So, what happened to your sister?
_________________________________
She's 24-0 with a shot
at the title next month.
_________________________________
Anyway, I'm saving up
_________________________________
so my papa and I
can open another shop.
_________________________________
Forget your jammies, Mrs. Packard?
_________________________________
I sleep in the nude.
_________________________________
SWEET: You're gonna
want a pair of these.
_________________________________
She sleepwalks.
_________________________________
Well, as far as me goes,
_________________________________
I just like to blow things up.
_________________________________
Come on, Vinny, tell the kid the truth.
_________________________________
My family owned a flower shop.
_________________________________
We would sell roses,
_________________________________
carnations, baby's breath, you name it.
_________________________________
One day, I'm making
_________________________________
about three dozen corsages
for this prom.
_________________________________
You know, the one
they put on their wrist.
_________________________________
And everybody, they come.
"Where is it?"
_________________________________
"When is it?"
"Does it match my dress?"
_________________________________
It's a nightmare.
_________________________________
Anyway, I guess
there was this leak next door
_________________________________
of gas or what. Boom!
_________________________________
No more Chinese laundry.
_________________________________
Blew me right through the front window.
_________________________________
It was like a sign from God.
_________________________________
I found myself that boom.
_________________________________
(MOLE CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
What's Mole's story?
_________________________________
Trust me on this one.
You don't wanna know.
_________________________________
Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't
have told me, but you did.
_________________________________
And now, I'm telling you,
you don't wanna know.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in April 2018
_________________________________
(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)
_________________________________
Mmm, I know you're a princess
and I'm just a stable boy.
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-(KISSES)
_________________________________
-Yuck!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Mom! What are you doing?
-Your grubby paw was in my bed!
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
Were you kissing my hand?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
No. And what about you
with all your shedding?
_________________________________
-I don't shed.
-Really.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-I just want to get my stuff.
_________________________________
-Would you just...
-Oh, hey. Come on!
_________________________________
-...let me get my stuff!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MIKE YELPS)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GROANING)
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________
First morning in the house.
_________________________________
That's going in the album!
_________________________________
-Guys! We got a letter!
-A letter?
_________________________________
TERRI: We never get mail.
_________________________________
-Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
-Would you... Give me that!
_________________________________
Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's the first event
of the Scare Games.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
"A child's room is where you scare,
_________________________________
"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
Where do they want us to meet?
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(MILO YAWNING)
_________________________________
The redhead's got a gun. (SNORES)
_________________________________
(FLIES BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ah! Ooh! Ah!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Holy... Whoa!
_________________________________
Fire.
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
I'm gonna kill him.
_________________________________
Thatch, go back to bed.
_________________________________
Get some water on that fire!
_________________________________
ROURKE: No time!
_________________________________
Get us into those caves!
_________________________________
Move it! Move it! Move it!
_________________________________
COOKIE: Ya-ha! Gertie, pull!
_________________________________
Milo, jump! Right now!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
All right, who's not dead? Sound off.
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
COOKIE: Danged lightning bugs
done bit me on my sit upon.
_________________________________
Somebody's gonna have to
suck out that poison.
_________________________________
Now, don't everybody jump up at once.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
ROURKE: Audrey,
give me a damage report.
_________________________________
Not as bad as it could have been.
_________________________________
We totaled rigs two and seven,
_________________________________
but the digger looks like it'll still run.
_________________________________
Lucky for us
we landed in something soft.
_________________________________
Pumice ash.
_________________________________
We are standing at the base
of a dormant volcano.
_________________________________
HELGA: It just keeps going.
_________________________________
Maybe that's our ticket outta here.
_________________________________
Maybe not.
_________________________________
The magma has solidified
in the bowels of the volcano,
_________________________________
effectively blocking the exit.
_________________________________
I got the same problem with sauerkraut.
_________________________________
Hold on. Back up.
_________________________________
Are you saying this whole volcano
can blow at any time?
_________________________________
No, no, no, no.
_________________________________
That would take
an explosive force of great magnitude.
_________________________________
(SPRING BOINGING)
_________________________________
Maybe I should do this later, huh?
_________________________________
If we could blow the top off of that thing,
_________________________________
we'd have a straight shot to the surface.
_________________________________
Mr. Thatch, what do you think?
_________________________________
Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
Thatch?
_________________________________
Of all the sewers on campus,
this one has always been my favorite.
_________________________________
Art, you've been here before?
_________________________________
I have a life outside of the house,
you know.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
_________________________________
the Scare Games!
_________________________________
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Scare Games! Scare Games!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!
_________________________________
I love this energy!
_________________________________
Okay. Okay, everybody.
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it
for the frats and sororities
_________________________________
competing in this year's games...
_________________________________
-Jaws Theta Chi!
-(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
_________________________________
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar!
_________________________________
(ALL ROARING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
And finally, Oozma Kappa.
_________________________________
(SILENCE)
_________________________________
Yay! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Hi, Mom!
_________________________________
-Smile!
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Let's begin the first competition,
_________________________________
-the Toxicity Challenge!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Human children are toxic!
_________________________________
And anything they touch is toxic.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
We don't have any human toys,
_________________________________
but thanks to MU's biology department,
_________________________________
we found a close second,
_________________________________
-the stinging glow urchin!
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
Trust me when I say,
_________________________________
you are not gonna
want to touch this bad boy!
_________________________________
I want to touch it.
_________________________________
And you certainly don't want
to touch any of its friends.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Yeah, I want to touch them.
_________________________________
This is the starting line.
_________________________________
The light at the end of the tunnel
is the finish line.
_________________________________
And whoever comes in last
is eliminated from the games.
_________________________________
-Mike...
-(GASPS) What is it?
_________________________________
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
_________________________________
-Don't worry, Smoothie.
-Squishy!
_________________________________
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
_________________________________
because we have everything
we need to win right here.
_________________________________
Heart.
_________________________________
No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
_________________________________
SULLEY: All right, all right.
That's very cute,
_________________________________
but move, move, move.
I'm going to win this.
_________________________________
It's an obstacle course.
What are you going to do? Roar at it?
_________________________________
I can get through
faster than you, little guy.
_________________________________
Take your place at the starting line!
_________________________________
This is all about teamwork.
_________________________________
Everybody, stick together.
_________________________________
I'm going to beat you
over that finish line.
_________________________________
Get ready to eat my dust.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
_________________________________
Attention, teams. One last thing.
_________________________________
Scarers work in the dark.
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
-I want to go home!
-On your marks...
_________________________________
Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
_________________________________
Thanks! We're going to
rip you to pieces!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
-(ALL HISSING)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
_________________________________
-Go!
-(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
I'm going to touch them!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Uh, guys!
We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Son of a moustache!
_________________________________
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
_________________________________
Is that as fast as you can go?
_________________________________
-Just getting started!
-What the...
_________________________________
(CROWD JEERING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Ah!
_________________________________
Oh... Ah!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
That's got to hurt!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Terry!
_________________________________
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GROAN)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SNIGGER)
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh...
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Yikes!
_________________________________
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar wins!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
-(BOTH PANTING)
-Take that, Wazowski!
_________________________________
Are you delirious? I beat you!
_________________________________
Get your eye checked!
_________________________________
Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
_________________________________
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Your whole team
has to cross the finish line.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Third place, EEKs!
_________________________________
-Fourth place, PNKs!
-MIKE: No.
_________________________________
-Fifth place, HSS!
-No, no, no!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
_________________________________
Oozma Kappa.
_________________________________
I can't feel my anything.
_________________________________
Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa
has been eliminated!
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
_________________________________
It would have taken a miracle
for you to...
_________________________________
Attention, everyone.
We have an announcement.
_________________________________
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
The use of illegal protective gel
is cause for elimination.
_________________________________
What!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Which means Oozma Kappa
is back in the games!
_________________________________
It's a miracle!
_________________________________
Your luck will run out, eventually.
_________________________________
This is going to be harder than I thought.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in June 2018
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(VOICES SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Hey, wait!
_________________________________
Who are you? Where are you going?
_________________________________
Come back!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey, wait a minute!
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Who are you?
_________________________________
Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!
_________________________________
It's beautiful.
_________________________________
Milo, I gotta hand it to you.
_________________________________
You really came through.
_________________________________
I take that back.
_________________________________
Holy cats! Who are these guys?
_________________________________
-They gotta be Atlanteans.
-What? That's impossible!
_________________________________
I seen this back in the Dakota.
_________________________________
They can smell fear
just by looking at ya.
_________________________________
So, keep quiet.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
I think it's talking to you.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Parlez-vou français?
_________________________________
Oui, monsieur!
_________________________________
They speak my language!
_________________________________
Pardon, mademoiselle.
_________________________________
Ah, voulez-vous... (WHISPERING)
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-(APPLAUDS) Ooh, I like her.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) 'Bout time someone hit him.
_________________________________
I'm just sorry it wasn't me.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES)
_________________________________
How do they know all these languages?
_________________________________
Their language must be
based on a root dialect.
_________________________________
It's just like the Tower of Babel.
_________________________________
Well, maybe English
is in there somewhere.
_________________________________
We are explorers
from the surface world.
_________________________________
We come in peace.
_________________________________
Welcome to the city of Atlantis.
_________________________________
Come. You must speak
with my father now.
_________________________________
Squad "B," head back
to the shaft and salvage what you can.
_________________________________
OFFICER: Yes, sir!
_________________________________
ROURKE: We'll rendezvous
in 24 hours.
_________________________________
OFFICER: Let's move it. You heard him.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
I'm so excited!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
MILO: Now,
what's really amazing is that
_________________________________
if you deconstructed Latin,
you overlaid it
_________________________________
with a little Sumerian,
throw in a dash of Thessalonian,
_________________________________
you'd be getting close to
their basic grammatical structure.
_________________________________
Or at least you'd be
in the same ballpark...
_________________________________
-Someone's having a good time.
-Like a kid at Christmas.
_________________________________
Commander, there were
not supposed to be people down here.
_________________________________
This changes everything.
_________________________________
This changes nothing.
_________________________________
Take that, Mr. Harcourt!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
ROURKE: Your Majesty?
_________________________________
On behalf of my crew,
_________________________________
may I say it is an honor
to be welcomed to your city.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
Excuse me? Commander?
_________________________________
You presume much
to think you are welcome here.
_________________________________
Oh, sir, we have come
a long way looking for...
_________________________________
I know what you seek,
and you will not find it here.
_________________________________
Your journey has been in vain.
_________________________________
But we are peaceful explorers,
men of science.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
And yet you bring weapons.
_________________________________
Our weapons allow us to remove
obstacles we may encounter.
_________________________________
Some obstacles cannot be
removed with a mere show of force.
_________________________________
Return to your people.
You must leave Atlantis at once.
_________________________________
Oh, Your Majesty, be reasonable.
_________________________________
-Sir...
-Not now, son.
_________________________________
Trust me on this.
We better do as he says.
_________________________________
May I respectfully request
that we stay one night, sir?
_________________________________
That would give us
time to rest, resupply,
_________________________________
and be ready to travel by morning.
_________________________________
Hmm. Very well. One night.
_________________________________
That is all.
_________________________________
Well, thank you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Mmm. Your heart has softened, Kida.
_________________________________
A thousand years ago,
you would have slain them on sight.
_________________________________
A thousand years ago,
the streets were lit,
_________________________________
and our people did not
have to scavenge for food
_________________________________
at the edge of a crumbling city!
_________________________________
The people are content.
_________________________________
They do not know any better!
_________________________________
We were once a great people.
Now we live in ruins.
_________________________________
The kings of our past would weep
_________________________________
if they could see how far we have fallen.
_________________________________
-Kida.
-If these outsiders
_________________________________
can unlock the secrets of our past,
_________________________________
perhaps we can save our future.
_________________________________
What they have to teach us
we have already learned.
_________________________________
Our way of life is dying.
_________________________________
Our way of life is preserved.
_________________________________
Kida, when you take the throne,
you will understand.
_________________________________
-So, how'd it go?
-Well,
_________________________________
the King and his daughter
don't exactly see eye to eye.
_________________________________
She seems to like us okay,
but the King...
_________________________________
I don't know. I think
he's hiding something.
_________________________________
Well, if he's hiding something,
I want to know what it is.
_________________________________
-Someone needs to talk to that girl.
-I will go!
_________________________________
-Someone with good people skills.
-I will do it!
_________________________________
-Someone who won't scare her away.
-I volunteer!
_________________________________
Someone who can speak the language.
_________________________________
For the good of the mission, I will go!
_________________________________
Good man, Thatch.
Thanks for volunteering.
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
Go get 'em, tiger.
_________________________________
We'll sneak this thing into the garage.
You'll have all the tools you need.
_________________________________
What about your parents?
_________________________________
Mom never goes in there,
_________________________________
and Dad's on a business trip
until tomorrow morning.
_________________________________
You've got till then to fix it.
_________________________________
Well, fine, but I'm gonna need
some blueprints or something for this.
_________________________________
No worries. I got someone
who could help us with that.
_________________________________
CARL: Who dares
to disturb my sanctuary?
_________________________________
Carl, it's me. Let me in.
_________________________________
None may enter
unless they speak the royal password.
_________________________________
Carl, what are you talking about?
We don't have a password.
_________________________________
Yes, we do.
I made one up while you were gone.
_________________________________
Well, then
how am I supposed to know what it is?
_________________________________
You...
_________________________________
Good point.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Welcome back, little buddy.
_________________________________
So what's up
with the stolen time machine?
_________________________________
Did you find it? Apparently not,
_________________________________
and you managed
to bust this one as well.
_________________________________
It'll be fixed before Dad gets home.
_________________________________
And how do you suppose
that's gonna...
_________________________________
-Who's that?
-Wow, a real robot!
_________________________________
Hi, I'm Lewis.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Well, that was unexpected.
_________________________________
As was that.
_________________________________
If my family finds out
I brought you from the past,
_________________________________
they'll bury me alive
and dance on my grave.
_________________________________
I'm not exaggerating.
Well, yes, I am, but not the point.
_________________________________
The point is,
your hair's a dead giveaway.
_________________________________
Why would my hair be
a dead giveaway?
_________________________________
That is an excellent question.
_________________________________
Wait! Where are you going?
_________________________________
Another excellent question.
_________________________________
But I don't just want to sit here.
_________________________________
Stay.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
Hey, ring my doorbell.
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell.
_________________________________
Ring it. Ring it. Ring it.
Look at this door bell. Ring it.
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
(IMITATING BUZZER)
That was accidental.
_________________________________
That's an accidental ring.
It doesn't count.
_________________________________
It's in the rule book. Look it up.
_________________________________
-Flat head.
-Short roots.
_________________________________
Evergreen.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What do you mean,
don't go to the family?
_________________________________
How can we not go to the family
in this time of family crisis?
_________________________________
By leaving the garage door unlocked,
you let the time machine get stolen,
_________________________________
and now the entire time stream
could be altered!
_________________________________
That and someone took my bike.
_________________________________
Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out.
_________________________________
First, we keep Lewis in the garage,
away from everybody.
_________________________________
I show up and give him
the pep talk of the century.
_________________________________
Then he fixes the time machine.
_________________________________
CARL: Why is it an acorn?
_________________________________
I didn't have time to sculpt everything.
_________________________________
Okay, now, the time machine is fixed.
_________________________________
His confidence in inventing is restored.
_________________________________
He goes back to the science fair,
fixes his Memory Scanner,
_________________________________
thus restoring
the space-time continuum.
_________________________________
What about taking him back
to see his mom?
_________________________________
I just told him that to buy some time.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, can't see that one
blowing up in your face.
_________________________________
Trust me. I got it under control.
_________________________________
Wilbur Robinson never fails.
_________________________________
But on the slight chance that I do...
_________________________________
"On the slight chance," yeah.
You know what? I'll run the numbers.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
Well, it's not...
_________________________________
It doesn't pertain to anything in...
You know, there's not necessarily...
_________________________________
There's a 99.999999% chance
that you won't exist.
_________________________________
-What?
-And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.
_________________________________
I won't exist?
_________________________________
And where does that leave me?
_________________________________
Alone, rusting in a corner.
_________________________________
What am I worried about?
Now, blueprints?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
If this thing ever blows over,
I really gotta get away from you
_________________________________
and get some quiet time.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
What's... Oh!
_________________________________
Well, hey, there, little fella!
_________________________________
Now, I know what you're thinking,
and my clothes are not on backwards.
_________________________________
My head is!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, I used to tell that one
to my science students.
_________________________________
They didn't laugh, either.
_________________________________
Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?
_________________________________
-Well, Lewis, but...
-Lewis, huh?
_________________________________
Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen
any teeth around here, have you?
_________________________________
-Teeth?
-Yeah, my teeth.
_________________________________
Been digging holes all day.
Can't find them anywhere.
_________________________________
All right, look, old man,
I need to get back to the garage.
_________________________________
Wilbur left me down there,
_________________________________
and I wasn't supposed to leave,
and these monsters...
_________________________________
-Monsters?
-...attacked me on the porch and...
_________________________________
There's no monsters on the porch,
you ninny.
_________________________________
-Listen to me!
-Of course, I also didn't think
_________________________________
there was a woodchuck
living on my arm,
_________________________________
and lookie there!
_________________________________
Hope he ain't got rabies.
_________________________________
Old man, I need to get to the garage!
_________________________________
Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy.
I know a shortcut.
_________________________________
Welcome to the garage.
_________________________________
Well, I'm completely lost.
_________________________________
Hiya, Grandpa.
_________________________________
Hey, Aunt Billie.
_________________________________
Lewis and me
are looking for the garage.
_________________________________
-We have a garage?
-Apparently so.
_________________________________
Lewis, will you give me a hand
and time my race?
_________________________________
Okay, Gaston,
my toy train's ready for you.
_________________________________
That's a toy train?
_________________________________
On your mark, get set, go?
_________________________________
LEWIS: 3.7 seconds.
GASTON: I win!
_________________________________
Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.
_________________________________
Lewis?
_________________________________
INSTRUCTOR: And five and six
and seven and eight.
_________________________________
GRANDPA BUD: That's Uncle Joe.
He works out.
_________________________________
Keep those tummies tucked.
_________________________________
This isn't the garage.
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
I don't think
the garage is in here, either.
_________________________________
Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.
_________________________________
-GRANDPA BUD: That's Uncle Art.
-A real superhero?
_________________________________
Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy,
_________________________________
needs a large
cheese-and-sausage thin-crust?
_________________________________
I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.
_________________________________
-LEWIS: He's a...
-Pizza delivery guy.
_________________________________
Lewis?
_________________________________
-What are we doing up here?
-Looking for the garage.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Laszlo, you stop painting my hat,
or I'm telling Ma!
_________________________________
-Lighten up, sis!
-TALLULAH: Lasz, I mean it!
_________________________________
Children, please!
Your mother is trying to take a nap.
_________________________________
What is all the yelling out here?
_________________________________
-He started it!
-She started it!
_________________________________
I don't want to hear any more!
_________________________________
-Now, sweetie...
-Don't you "sweetie" me!
_________________________________
I'm going for a drive!
_________________________________
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
That's strange.
She usually takes the Harley.
_________________________________
Lewis!
_________________________________
I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies.
_________________________________
(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Bake them cookies, Lucille!
_________________________________
Why is your dog wearing glasses?
_________________________________
Oh, 'cause his insurance
won't pay for contacts.
_________________________________
That's Uncle Spike,
and there's Uncle Dimitri.
_________________________________
-Oh, look, there's...
-That's the monster!
_________________________________
Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty.
_________________________________
(LEFTY GROWLS)
_________________________________
Nice to meet you.
_________________________________
Hey, Lefty,
any idea how to get to the garage?
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet.
_________________________________
-Who?
-Wilbur's mom, Franny.
_________________________________
I think you'll like her.
_________________________________
(WHERE IS YOUR HEART AT?
PLAYING)
_________________________________
Hey, guys!
_________________________________
♪ You ask me over And over and over
_________________________________
♪ Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat?
_________________________________
Frogs?
_________________________________
Taught them everything they know.
_________________________________
-Franny, this is Lewis.
-Nice to meet you, ma'am.
_________________________________
Perfect timing.
We need someone on maracas.
_________________________________
♪ Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that
_________________________________
♪ Even though you've him, her, me
_________________________________
♪ And an army searching
_________________________________
♪ I've got a feeling You will be reeling
_________________________________
♪ When you are bad And the circus comes to town
_________________________________
Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.
_________________________________
♪ And you see me leaving Dressed up as a magician
_________________________________
♪ Or something like that ♪
_________________________________
Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!
_________________________________
Ring-a-ding-ding.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Right. Well, glad I could help
with the teeth,
_________________________________
but, wow, look at the time.
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!
_________________________________
I did, but I went up the tube,
and I ran into your family, and I...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
You met my family?
_________________________________
Pop quiz.
_________________________________
Who have you met,
and what have you learned?
_________________________________
Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers.
_________________________________
Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...
_________________________________
Cranky? Yes.
_________________________________
LEWIS: Tallulah and Laszlo are
their children.
_________________________________
Joe is married to Billie.
Lefty is the butler.
_________________________________
Spike and Dimitri are twins,
_________________________________
and I don't know who they're related to.
_________________________________
Neither do we. Go on.
_________________________________
Lucille is married to Bud,
and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.
_________________________________
What does Cornelius look like?
_________________________________
Tom Selleck.
_________________________________
Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny,
and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
_________________________________
You're forgetting something.
_________________________________
Forgetting? Oh, right.
_________________________________
Wilbur is the son
of Franny and Cornelius.
_________________________________
And nobody realized
you were from the past?
_________________________________
Nope.
_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
Thank you. Thank you.
_________________________________
Hold your applause.
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in June 2018–August 2018
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Doris, get it off! Get it off!
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
I've got you now.
_________________________________
Lewis!
_________________________________
No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.
_________________________________
My name's Mike Yagoobian.
People call me Goob,
_________________________________
but today, everyone that beat me up
called me "puke face"
_________________________________
and "butterfingers"
and "booger breath."
_________________________________
Nice to see that they're branching out.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
_________________________________
Well, I was just looking for Lewis.
_________________________________
Try the roof.
He's always up there being dumb.
_________________________________
Of course. Why didn't I think of that?
_________________________________
Mr. Steak, you're my only friend.
_________________________________
Game didn't go so well, huh?
_________________________________
No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning,
and I missed the winning catch.
_________________________________
Then I got beat up.
_________________________________
Afterwards, Coach took me aside
and told me to let it go.
_________________________________
I don't know. He's probably right.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Everyone will tell you to let it go
and move on, but don't.
_________________________________
Instead, let it fester
and boil inside of you.
_________________________________
Take these feelings
and lock them away.
_________________________________
Let them fuel your actions.
_________________________________
Let hate be your ally,
_________________________________
and you will be capable
of wonderfully horrid things.
_________________________________
Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Where is that boy?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Good idea!
Separate and look for clues.
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(CAT MEWING)
_________________________________
Look, my dear! Look what I found!
It's a stick.
_________________________________
Now, what did you find?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Yes. Yes, I see.
_________________________________
Time travel residue next to DNA
from Wilbur Robinson.
_________________________________
That plus my stick must mean...
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
To the future! Shotgun!
_________________________________
(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
_________________________________
Now, we're going to have to start
winning these things together,
_________________________________
so that means I'm going to need
_________________________________
each of you guys
to pull your own weight.
_________________________________
-Mike?
-(GASPS) What is it?
_________________________________
We've made a list of
our strengths and weaknesses.
_________________________________
In high school, I was
the master of the silent scare.
_________________________________
I could sneak up on a field mouse
_________________________________
-in a pillow factory.
-(SQUISHING)
_________________________________
Sorry! They get stickier
when I'm sweaty.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
_________________________________
We're experts in the ancient craft
of close-up magic.
_________________________________
It's all about misdirection.
_________________________________
-Uh...
-I have an extra toe. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Not with me, of course.
_________________________________
Guys, one slip-up on the next event,
and we're goners.
_________________________________
So for this to work,
_________________________________
I'm gonna need you
to take every instinct you have
_________________________________
and bury it deep, deep down.
_________________________________
-Done.
-From now on, we are of one mind.
_________________________________
My mind.
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
I will tell you exactly what to do,
and how to do it.
_________________________________
ALL: Uh... Okay, Mike.
Seems about right.
_________________________________
All right. Give me scary steps.
_________________________________
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
_________________________________
You're wasting your time.
We need a new team.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) We can't just
"get a new team"!
_________________________________
I checked this morning.
It's against the rules.
_________________________________
What if we disguised a new team
to look like the old team?
_________________________________
Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.
_________________________________
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
_________________________________
leveling the playing field.
_________________________________
Okay, so it's kind of cheating,
but what do you want me to do?
_________________________________
They're not exactly
the scariest group in the world.
_________________________________
Oh, a ladybug!
Make a wish! Make a wish!
_________________________________
-(BLOWS)
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
This is not going to work.
_________________________________
Where are you going? We're training.
_________________________________
I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
That's not enough.
You're all over the place.
_________________________________
You're charging ahead when you...
_________________________________
Bup, bup, bup!
_________________________________
You tell them what to do but not me.
_________________________________
So long, Coach.
_________________________________
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Okay, Oozmas... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Boy, we need to get you a bell.
_________________________________
Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming,
they'll call Mom or Dad,
_________________________________
"then you'd better run fast
or things will get bad."
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
In the next event,
if even one of us gets caught,
_________________________________
we're all out.
_________________________________
So remember, do exactly what I do.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________
Easy, easy. I just shaved this morning.
_________________________________
-Oh, really? You missed a spot.
-All right, all right.
_________________________________
Just calm down.
Just give me a chance to apologize.
_________________________________
For what?
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-That, for example.
_________________________________
You sneaky son of a...
_________________________________
Ah, ah, ah. Watch it. You're in a church.
_________________________________
Are you always this charming,
or am I just lucky?
_________________________________
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Candlelight, privacy, music.
_________________________________
Can't think of a better place
for hand-to-hand combat.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
You fight almost as well as a man.
_________________________________
Funny, I was going to say
the same thing about you.
_________________________________
That's hitting a little below the belt,
don't you think?
_________________________________
No. This is.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(CLANGING)
_________________________________
Touché. (GROANS)
_________________________________
-I didn't know you had a kid.
-Well, he doesn't take kindly to soldiers.
_________________________________
Uh, I noticed. Uh...
_________________________________
Permit me.
_________________________________
I'm Phoebus. It means "sun god."
_________________________________
-And you are?
-Is this an interrogation?
_________________________________
I believe it's called an introduction.
_________________________________
-You're not arresting me?
-Not as long as you're in here. I can't.
_________________________________
Huh. You're not at all
like the other soldiers.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
So, if you're not going to arrest me,
what do you want?
_________________________________
I'd settle for your name.
_________________________________
-Esmeralda.
-Beautiful.
_________________________________
Much better than Phoebus, anyway.
_________________________________
Good work, Captain. Now arrest her.
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Claim "sanctuary."
_________________________________
-Say it!
-You tricked me.
_________________________________
I'm waiting, Captain.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, sir. She claimed sanctuary.
_________________________________
There's nothing I can do.
_________________________________
Then drag her outside and...
_________________________________
Frollo, you will not touch her!
Don't worry.
_________________________________
Minister Frollo learned years ago
to respect the sanctity of the church.
_________________________________
All right, all right. I'm going.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-You think you've outwitted me.
-(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
But I'm a patient man.
_________________________________
And gypsies don't do well
inside stone walls.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
I was just imagining a rope
around that beautiful neck.
_________________________________
I know what you were imagining.
_________________________________
Such a clever witch.
_________________________________
So typical of your kind to twist the truth.
_________________________________
To cloud the mind with unholy thoughts.
_________________________________
Well, no matter.
_________________________________
You've chosen a magnificent prison.
_________________________________
But it is a prison, nonetheless.
_________________________________
Set one foot outside, and you're mine.
_________________________________
Frollo's orders.
Post a guard at every door.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Okay, Milo, don't take no for an answer.
_________________________________
"Look, I have some questions for you,
_________________________________
"and I'm not leaving this city
until they're answered!" Yeah, that's it.
_________________________________
That's good, that's good.
_________________________________
I have some questions for you.
_________________________________
and you are not leaving this city
until they are answered.
_________________________________
-Yeah, well, I... Okay.
-Shh, come with me.
_________________________________
Oh, there is so much
to ask about your world.
_________________________________
-You are a scholar, are you not?
-Eh, ah.
_________________________________
Judging from your diminished
physique and large forehead,
_________________________________
you are suited for nothing else.
_________________________________
What is your country of origin?
_________________________________
-When did the flood waters recede?
-Well...
_________________________________
-How did you...
-Wait a minute.
_________________________________
I got a few questions for you, too.
_________________________________
So let's do this, okay?
You ask one, then I'll ask one,
_________________________________
then you, then me, then...
Well, you get it.
_________________________________
Very well. What is your first question?
_________________________________
Well, okay, how did you get here?
_________________________________
Well, I mean, not you, personally,
but your culture.
_________________________________
I mean, how did all of this
end up down here?
_________________________________
It is said that
the gods became jealous of Atlantis.
_________________________________
They sent a great cataclysm
and banished us here.
_________________________________
All I can remember is the sky going dark
_________________________________
and people shouting and running.
_________________________________
Then, a bright light, like a star
_________________________________
floating above the city.
_________________________________
My father said it called my mother to it.
_________________________________
I never saw her again.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. If it's any consolation,
_________________________________
I know how you feel, because I lost my...
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
Whoa, back up!
_________________________________
What are you telling me?
_________________________________
That you remember
because you were there?
_________________________________
No, that's... That's impossible...
_________________________________
Because, I mean,
that would make you...
_________________________________
You know, 8,500-8,800 years old.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Oh, well. Hey, uh, pfft. Looking good.
_________________________________
Just...
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
-You got another question for me?
-Yes.
_________________________________
How is it you found
your way to this place?
_________________________________
Well, I'll tell you, it wasn't easy.
_________________________________
If it weren't for this book,
we never would have made it.
_________________________________
Okay, second question. Legend has it
that your people possessed
_________________________________
a power source of some kind
that enabled them...
_________________________________
-You mean you can understand this?
-Yes, I'm a linguist.
_________________________________
That's what I do, that's my job.
_________________________________
-Now, getting back to my question...
-This, right here,
_________________________________
you can read this?
_________________________________
Yes, yes.
I can read Atlantean, just like you.
_________________________________
You can't, can you?
_________________________________
No one can.
_________________________________
Such knowledge has been lost to us
_________________________________
since the time of the mehbehlmoak.
_________________________________
Oh, the Great Flood.
_________________________________
-Show me.
-Okay...
_________________________________
(READING IN ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
"Follow the narrow passage
for another league.
_________________________________
"There, you will find the fifth marker."
_________________________________
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
How was my accent?
_________________________________
Boorish, provincial...
_________________________________
-And you speak it through your nose.
-Yeah, gotta work on that.
_________________________________
Here, let me show you something.
_________________________________
What? It looks like some sort of vehicle.
_________________________________
Yes. But no matter what I try,
it will not respond.
_________________________________
-Perhaps if...
-Way ahead of you.
_________________________________
Okay, let's see what we got here.
_________________________________
Okay. "Place crystal into slot."
_________________________________
Yes, yes, I have done that!
_________________________________
"Gently place your hand
on the inscription pad."
_________________________________
-Yes!
-Okay, did you turn the crystal
_________________________________
-one-quarter turn back?
-Yes. Yes!
_________________________________
While your hand was
on the inscription pad?
_________________________________
Ye... No.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Ah, well. See, there's
your problem right there.
_________________________________
That's an easy thing to miss.
You know, you deserve credit
_________________________________
for even getting this far.
_________________________________
Okay, give it a try.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Yeah, you got that right.
_________________________________
This is great! With this thing,
_________________________________
I could see the whole city
in no time at all.
_________________________________
Wonder how fast it goes.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
So, who's hungry?
_________________________________
I don't even know what I'm doing.
_________________________________
Keep moving forward.
_________________________________
I mean,
this stuff is way too advanced for me.
_________________________________
Keep moving forward.
_________________________________
And what if I can't fix this?
What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
Keep moving forward.
_________________________________
Why do you keep saying that?
_________________________________
And don't just say,
"Keep moving forward."
_________________________________
It's my dad's motto.
_________________________________
Why would his motto be
"keep moving forward"?
_________________________________
It's what he does.
_________________________________
What's that supposed to mean?
_________________________________
That is an excellent question.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Robinson Industries,
_________________________________
the world's leading
scientific-research-and-design factory.
_________________________________
My dad runs the company.
They mass produce his inventions.
_________________________________
His motto, "Keep moving forward."
It's what he does.
_________________________________
-What has he invented?
-Everything.
_________________________________
Carl, the time machine,
the travel tubes.
_________________________________
Your dad invented the time machine?
_________________________________
Yep. Five years ago,
_________________________________
Dad wakes up in the middle
of the night in a cold sweat.
_________________________________
He wants to build a time machine,
so he starts working.
_________________________________
We're talking plans.
We're talking scale models.
_________________________________
We're talking prototypes.
_________________________________
LEWIS: That's a prototype?
_________________________________
-The very first, or what's left of it.
-Yikes.
_________________________________
Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house.
_________________________________
Prototypes two and three,
not much better.
_________________________________
Number six, 58,
_________________________________
212, 485,
_________________________________
952,
_________________________________
and they all end the same way.
_________________________________
But he doesn't give up.
_________________________________
Dude, I can't take you seriously
in that hat.
_________________________________
He keeps working and working
until finally he gets it,
_________________________________
the first working time machine.
_________________________________
Then he keeps working and working
until finally he gets it again,
_________________________________
the second working time machine.
_________________________________
Kind of small.
_________________________________
I'm assuming that's a joke.
I'm ignoring you for time reasons.
_________________________________
This, my friend, is merely a model
_________________________________
because, unfortunately,
time machine number two
_________________________________
is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Pretty amazing story, huh?
-Yeah.
_________________________________
Now, are you ready to start working?
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
I think that's it. I did it!
_________________________________
I knew you could.
_________________________________
(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
Nice work, my friend.
_________________________________
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Well, you know what they say!
"Keep moving..."
_________________________________
Don't say it!
_________________________________
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
_________________________________
FRANNY ON INTERCOM:
Boys! Dinner time!
_________________________________
Not now, Mom!
_________________________________
If you aren't up here in five minutes,
I'm gonna come down and get you!
_________________________________
We'd better get up there.
_________________________________
Are you sure we should be
stopping with goons after us?
_________________________________
We aren't gonna get far
without a map, are we?
_________________________________
-RODDY: Is that a house?
-Yes, and it's very dangerous.
_________________________________
So... Why don't you wait here.
_________________________________
Waiting here. Excellent idea.
_________________________________
-Watch out for the piranha.
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
-CHILDREN: Rita!
-(RODDY HOLLERS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus.
_________________________________
Mimi, get your finger
out of your nose. Fergus.
_________________________________
-Jojo, no bitting.
-BOY: That is wild good!
_________________________________
ALL: Rita!
_________________________________
Rita's back!
_________________________________
-Rita!
-Mum! Oh, Mum.
_________________________________
Thank goodness you're safe.
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
-Hello, Dad.
-Give us a hug, girl!
_________________________________
Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________
-(ALL GRUNT)
-(CHUP SHATTERING)
_________________________________
Why, Mum,
there's a peeping Tom outside!
_________________________________
Tom? Ohh, it's Tom Jones!
_________________________________
-Mother, it's not Tom Jones.
-That's just my passenger.
_________________________________
-He's very good-looking.
-He is not coming in.
_________________________________
-MUM: Soup's on!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
BOY: It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
So how long have you been
Rita's boyfriend?
_________________________________
He's not my boyfriend.
_________________________________
Will you make an honest woman
of my daughter?
_________________________________
Dad!
_________________________________
We were thinking of a spring
wedding, right, cream puff?
_________________________________
Look, I just want
all of you to know he's...
_________________________________
-Tom Jones!
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
So your name is "Roddy," is that right?
_________________________________
Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.
_________________________________
What a beautiful name.
_________________________________
-Hi, Roddy.
-Who might you be, little chap?
_________________________________
-They call me Shocky.
-Why do they call you that?
_________________________________
-Shocky!
-Yes! Got it.
_________________________________
Rita, where are you taking
this handsome young man, then?
_________________________________
Well... Actually, that's
why I need your maps, Dad.
_________________________________
Because he's from...
(CLEARS THROAT) Up Top.
_________________________________
Kitchen. Now.
_________________________________
Sing us a song, Tom!
_________________________________
I'm not saying it isn't risky.
-But it's impossible, Rita.
_________________________________
No one's ever got past
the rapids at Hyde Park.
_________________________________
Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.
_________________________________
For the last time,
we don't need the money!
_________________________________
A new stove might be nice.
_________________________________
RODDY: ♪ Talkin' about the little lady
GRANDMA: Go, Tom! Go!
_________________________________
-Sing to my heart!
-♪ She's a lady
_________________________________
♪ Talkin' about that old lady
_________________________________
♪ And the lady wears big undies ♪
_________________________________
Huge undies. Whoo!
_________________________________
Psst! Rita!
_________________________________
It's okay. It's me, Liam.
_________________________________
Quick, in the kitchen.
_________________________________
Look at those moves! I love you, Tom!
_________________________________
This bloke isn't who he says he is.
_________________________________
His real name is Millicent Bystander,
an international jewel thief.
_________________________________
A mastermind, a super-criminal.
_________________________________
Looks like he crossed The Toad
and got away with it.
_________________________________
He's dangerous, but I'm a
thinker. I've got a plan.
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
More! More!
_________________________________
-That was brilliant!
-Oh, it was nothing.
_________________________________
-So you're from Up Top?
-Yes.
_________________________________
-I've met one of your lot before.
-Oh, really?
_________________________________
Used to be some old lady's pet.
_________________________________
That's nice.
_________________________________
Terribly lonely for him, though.
He had no one to talk to.
_________________________________
No one to cuddle with!
_________________________________
No one to shocky.
_________________________________
That's no life, is it?
_________________________________
I'd better get these dishes started.
_________________________________
Oh, please, permit me.
_________________________________
Oh, you're such a gentleman.
_________________________________
RITA: Great! So I hand Roddy
over to The Toad
_________________________________
and claim the reward.
_________________________________
Then we're all sitting pretty
for the rest of our lives.
_________________________________
Its that it?
_________________________________
LIAM: The Toad will pay
a fortune for him.
_________________________________
He's a bad one anyway,
so that's all right, isn't it?
_________________________________
You cheeky little monkey. I won't
have no son of mine acting the rat.
_________________________________
We Malones never go back on our word.
_________________________________
-He's gonna steal your boat.
-He won't.
_________________________________
-He's stealing your boat.
-He isn't stealing...
_________________________________
-He stole your boat.
-What?
_________________________________
LIAM: He's like Robin Hood in reverse.
_________________________________
(RITA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-Oi! I thought we had a deal!
_________________________________
So did I!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
This is an emergency!
Get out of the way! Emergency!
_________________________________
Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones,
I'm coming! Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones!
_________________________________
Roddy!
_________________________________
That double-crossing little
schemer. I don't need her.
_________________________________
I mean, anyone can get out
and sail. Look at me!
_________________________________
All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise.
_________________________________
MALE RAT: Look out!
_________________________________
Sorry!
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor.
_________________________________
It's Roddy. Remember me?
_________________________________
-The butler?
-Roddy!
_________________________________
Listen, you! If you're still
there when I get back...
_________________________________
(BELCHING) Back? Back? And
how you gonna do that then, Roddy?
_________________________________
-(CRASHING)
-What was that?
_________________________________
-Gotta go, Rodders.
-If I find one thing out of place...
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
-(WHISTLING)
-(HARMONIZING)
_________________________________
(SLUGS SINGS:
DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY)
_________________________________
♪ Here's a little song I wrote
_________________________________
♪ You might want to sing it note for note
_________________________________
♪ Don't worry
_________________________________
♪ Be happy
_________________________________
♪ Don't worry, be happy now ♪
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
By the way, we were never
properly introduced.
_________________________________
My name's Milo.
_________________________________
My name is Kidagakash.
_________________________________
Kidamaschnaga.
_________________________________
Hey, you got a nickname?
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) Kida.
_________________________________
Okay, Kida. I can remember that.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
What is wrong?
_________________________________
Oh, it's nothing. I just...
Got something in my eye.
_________________________________
You know, my grandpa
used to tell me stories
_________________________________
about this place
as far back as I can remember.
_________________________________
I just wish he could be
standing here with me.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Tell me more about your companions.
_________________________________
Your physician, he is called Cookie?
_________________________________
-No, that's Sweet.
-What is?
_________________________________
The doctor. He's Sweet.
_________________________________
Oh, he is kindly.
_________________________________
No, no, no, that's... That's his name.
_________________________________
-His name is kindly?
-No, Sweet.
_________________________________
Well, I mean, he's kindly, too.
_________________________________
So all of your doctors
are sweet and kindly?
_________________________________
No. Well, I'm sure some are.
_________________________________
Ours is, but that's not a requirement.
_________________________________
-You're missing the point.
-You are confusing me.
_________________________________
Wow. Look at all those tattoos.
_________________________________
Shoot. That ain't nothing.
_________________________________
Look here what I got.
_________________________________
All 38 United States.
_________________________________
Watch me make Rhode Island dance.
_________________________________
Go on, baby, dance. Dance.
_________________________________
There you go.
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Cookies are sweet, but yours is not.
_________________________________
Sweet is kindly,
but that is not his name.
_________________________________
Audrey is sweet,
but she is not your doctor.
_________________________________
And the little digging animal
called Mole...
_________________________________
He is your pet?
_________________________________
Close enough.
_________________________________
Oh, don't forget to eat the head.
_________________________________
That's where all the nutrients are.
_________________________________
(SWALLOWS)
_________________________________
(BELCHES)
_________________________________
Don't worry, Djali.
_________________________________
If Frollo thinks he can keep us here,
he's wrong.
_________________________________
Don't act rashly, my child.
_________________________________
You created quite a stir at the festival.
_________________________________
It would be unwise to arouse
Frill's anger further.
_________________________________
You saw what he did out there,
letting the crowd torture that poor boy.
_________________________________
I thought if just one person
could stand up to him, then...
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
What do they have against people
who are different, anyway?
_________________________________
You can't right
all the wrongs of this world by yourself.
_________________________________
No one out there is going to help,
that's for sure.
_________________________________
Well, perhaps there's
someone in here who can.
_________________________________
(PARISHIONERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
♪ I don't know if You can hear me
_________________________________
♪ Or if You're even there
_________________________________
♪ I don't know if You would listen
_________________________________
♪ To a gypsy's prayer
_________________________________
♪ Yes, I know I'm just an outcast
_________________________________
♪ I shouldn't speak to You
_________________________________
♪ Still, I see your face and wonder
_________________________________
♪ Were You once an outcast, too?
_________________________________
♪ God help the outcasts
_________________________________
♪ Hungry from birth
_________________________________
♪ Show them the mercy
_________________________________
♪ They don't find on earth
_________________________________
♪ God help my people
_________________________________
♪ We look to You still
_________________________________
♪ God help the outcasts
_________________________________
♪ Or nobody will
_________________________________
PARISHIONERS: ♪ I ask for wealth
_________________________________
♪ I ask for fame
_________________________________
♪ I ask for glory
_________________________________
♪ To shine on my name
_________________________________
♪ I ask for love
_________________________________
♪ I can possess
_________________________________
♪ I ask for God and His angels
_________________________________
♪ To bless me
_________________________________
♪ I ask for nothing
_________________________________
♪ I can get by
_________________________________
♪ But I know so many
_________________________________
♪ Less lucky than I
_________________________________
♪ Please help my people
_________________________________
♪ The poor and downtrod
_________________________________
♪ I thought we all were
_________________________________
♪ The children of God
_________________________________
♪ God help the outcasts
_________________________________
♪ Children of
_________________________________
♪ God ♪
_________________________________
-You! Bell ringer!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
What are you doing down here?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Haven't you caused
enough trouble already?
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
I want to talk to you.
_________________________________
Look, he's got a friend with him.
_________________________________
Yeah. Maybe today wasn't
a total loss after all.
_________________________________
-A vision of loveliness.
-The one in the dress ain't bad either.
_________________________________
-Way to go, Quasi!
-Congratulations.
_________________________________
-We knew you had it in ya.
-Got the girls chasin' ya already.
_________________________________
Actually, I...
_________________________________
You mustn't run too fast,
or she'll get away.
_________________________________
Yes, I know. That's what I...
_________________________________
Give her some slack, then reel her in.
_________________________________
Then give her some slack,
then reel her in.
_________________________________
-Then give her some slack...
-Knock it off, Hugo.
_________________________________
She's a girl, not a mackerel.
_________________________________
Here you are. I was afraid I'd lost you.
_________________________________
Yes. (COUGHS) Well, I, uh...
_________________________________
I have chores to do.
It was nice seeing you again.
_________________________________
-(GROANING) Oh.
-No, wait!
_________________________________
(SMOOCHING)
_________________________________
I'm really sorry about this afternoon.
I had no idea who you were.
_________________________________
I would never in my life
have pulled you...
_________________________________
Up on the...
_________________________________
Stage.
_________________________________
-What is this place?
-This is where I live.
_________________________________
Did you make all these things yourself?
_________________________________
QUASIMODO: Most of them.
_________________________________
This is beautiful.
_________________________________
If I could do this, you wouldn't find me
dancing in the streets for coins.
_________________________________
But you're a wonderful dancer.
_________________________________
Well, it keeps bread on the table,
anyway. What's this?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Oh, no, please!
I'm not finished.
_________________________________
I still have to paint them.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
It's the blacksmith and the baker!
_________________________________
You're a surprising person, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
Not to mention lucky.
All this room to yourself.
_________________________________
Well, it's not just me.
_________________________________
There's the gargoyles
and, of course, the bells.
_________________________________
-Would you like to see them?
-Yes, of course. Wouldn't we, Djali?
_________________________________
Follow me. I'll introduce you.
_________________________________
-I never knew there were so many.
-That's Little Sophia.
_________________________________
And Jeane-Marie,
Anne-Marie, Louise-Marie.
_________________________________
Triplets, you know.
_________________________________
-And who's this?
-Big Marie.
_________________________________
-(ECHOING) Hello!
-(BELL RESONATING)
_________________________________
She likes you.
Would you like to see more?
_________________________________
How about it, Djali?
_________________________________
(BELCH ECHOING)
_________________________________
-We'd love to.
-Good.
_________________________________
I've saved the best for last.
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Oh!
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: I bet the king
himself doesn't have a view like this.
_________________________________
-I could stay up here forever.
-You could, you know.
_________________________________
No, I couldn't.
_________________________________
-Oh, yes, you have sanctuary.
-But not freedom.
_________________________________
"Gypsies don't do well
inside stone walls."
_________________________________
But you're not like other gypsies.
They are evil.
_________________________________
-Who told you that?
-My master, Frollo.
_________________________________
He raised me.
_________________________________
How can such a cruel man have
raised someone like you?
_________________________________
Cruel? Oh, no.
_________________________________
He saved my life.
He took me in when no one else would.
_________________________________
-I am a monster, you know.
-He told you that?
_________________________________
Look at me.
_________________________________
-Give me you hand. Just let me see it.
-What?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
A long lifeline.
_________________________________
Oh, and this one means you're shy.
_________________________________
Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.
_________________________________
-Well, that's funny.
-What?
_________________________________
-I don't see any...
-Any what?
_________________________________
Monster lines. Not a single one.
_________________________________
Now you look at me.
Do you think I'm evil?
_________________________________
No! No, no.
You are kind and good and...
_________________________________
And a gypsy. And maybe Frollo's wrong
about the both of us.
_________________________________
What did she say?
_________________________________
Frollo's nose is long,
and he wears a truss.
_________________________________
Ha! Told ya! Pay up.
_________________________________
-Oh, dear.
-Chump.
_________________________________
You helped me. Now I will help you.
_________________________________
But there's no way out.
There are soldiers at every door.
_________________________________
We won't use a door.
_________________________________
-You mean, climb down?
-Sure.
_________________________________
-You carry him. I carry you.
-Okay.
_________________________________
Come on, Djali.
_________________________________
-Ready?
-Yes.
_________________________________
-Don't be afraid.
-I'm not afraid.
_________________________________
-Now I'm afraid.
-The trick is not to look down.
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: You've done this before?
_________________________________
QUASIMODO: No.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Wow, you're quite an acrobat.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: Check the alley!
SOLDIER 2: This way!
_________________________________
(ESMERALDA GASPING)
_________________________________
-I hope I didn't scare you.
-Not for an instant.
_________________________________
-(BLEATING TIREDLY)
-I'll never forget you, Esmeralda.
_________________________________
-Come with me.
-What?
_________________________________
To the court of miracles.
Leave this place.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
I'm never going back out there again.
You saw what happened today.
_________________________________
No. This is where I belong.
_________________________________
All right, then I'll come to see you.
_________________________________
-Here? But the soldiers and Frollo!
-I'll come after sunset.
_________________________________
But at sunset, I ring the evening mass,
and after that I clean the cloisters.
_________________________________
And then I ring the vespers, and...
Whatever is good for you.
_________________________________
If you ever need sanctuary,
this will show you the way.
_________________________________
-But how?
-Just remember.
_________________________________
When you wear this woven band,
you hold the city in your hand.
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
(MEN MURMURING)
_________________________________
Hurry. You must go.
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: Check the alley!
_________________________________
SOLDIER 2: Yes, sir. No one here, sir.
_________________________________
SOLDIER 3: No one here, sir.
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: Check the street.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Hi, there.
_________________________________
I'm looking for the gypsy girl.
Have you seen her?
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-Whoa, whoa! Easy!
-No soldiers! Sanctuary! Get out!
_________________________________
-Wait! All I want is to...
-Go!
_________________________________
I mean her no harm.
_________________________________
(GROWLING) Go!
_________________________________
You tell her for me,
I didn't mean to trap her here.
_________________________________
But it was the only way
I could save her life.
_________________________________
Will you tell her that? Will you?
_________________________________
If you go. Now.
_________________________________
I'll go.
_________________________________
Now, will you put me down, please?
_________________________________
Oh, and one more thing.
_________________________________
-Tell Esmeralda she's very lucky.
-Why?
_________________________________
To have a friend like you.
_________________________________
Where are they hiding?
_________________________________
Think. Think.
_________________________________
To find a rat, you got to think like a rat.
_________________________________
THIMBLENOSE TED: Hey, guys.
_________________________________
I've had a tip-off.
_________________________________
They're heading west to Kensington.
_________________________________
Bingo!
_________________________________
Scrabble! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Enough games. To the ratmobiles!
_________________________________
(NEAL HEFTI: BATMAN THEME)
_________________________________
Okay, okay. We can fix it.
_________________________________
Yes, we can. Obviously...
_________________________________
-(SHOCKING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
Fairly major burn to the hand.
Smell of burning flesh.
_________________________________
Maybe I should just...
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-Ow! Oh...
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, oh, ow! That really hurt.
_________________________________
Just start, you worthless old pile of
rubbish! You useless, unreliable...
_________________________________
RITA: Untrustworthy, double-crossing,
two-faced, conniving little toe-rag!
_________________________________
Ha! Ha! Oh...
_________________________________
So I'm the double-crosser?
Oh, yes, that's rich!
_________________________________
I overheard everything.
_________________________________
Yes, you and your family
were gonna sell me to The Toad!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
You dipstick! That was
my stupid little brother's plan.
_________________________________
And no one listens to him.
_________________________________
Ah, must have missed that part.
_________________________________
How could you think I'd sell you out?
When I make a deal, I make a deal.
_________________________________
Your hair's on fire.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Ow! Ah! Oh, God...
_________________________________
Rita, look...
_________________________________
I'm sorry, all right. I was wrong.
_________________________________
And I think we should
just put it behind us.
_________________________________
Okay. I suppose I can put it behind me.
_________________________________
This is such an overreaction!
_________________________________
Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...
_________________________________
On a duck! Up the creek without a...
_________________________________
You're getting everything
you deserve. Sneaking around,
_________________________________
eavesdropping on other
people's conversations.
_________________________________
I was not sneaking around.
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
I say, you can't really intend
to just strand me like this.
_________________________________
You're not that heartless.
_________________________________
Okay, maybe you are.
_________________________________
If you're trying to teach me
a lesson, consider it taught!
_________________________________
I'm on a duck, begging!
_________________________________
(RODDY PLAYING GUITAR)
_________________________________
♪ Ice cold Rita
_________________________________
♪ Never did I meet a
_________________________________
♪ Girl who's half so cruel
I offered her a jewel
_________________________________
♪ But she left me stuck
Stranded on a duck
_________________________________
♪ What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy
_________________________________
♪ Me
_________________________________
♪ That's Roddy St. James of Kensington
_________________________________
♪ Poor, poor Roddy
_________________________________
♪ Flushed down his own potty
_________________________________
♪ Rita, can't you find it in your heart
_________________________________
♪ (LOW) To help him
_________________________________
♪ How mean can one rat be
_________________________________
♪ Ice cold Rita
_________________________________
♪ Won't you be sweeter to me ♪
_________________________________
Oh! Ah!
_________________________________
Am I forgiven?
_________________________________
No. I was just afraid
you'd sing another verse.
_________________________________
Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping,
I swear to you.
_________________________________
Oh, really?
_________________________________
What were you doing, then, Roddy?
_________________________________
Well, I was actually, uh, just
watching you with your family...
_________________________________
and...
_________________________________
thinking how lucky you were.
_________________________________
(RITA SIGHS)
_________________________________
Lucky? Stuck with you?
_________________________________
So our deal's still on?
_________________________________
Sure it is.
_________________________________
(SPITTING)
_________________________________
(SPITTING)
_________________________________
Look, I really want to
help out more around here.
_________________________________
Just give me a job.
Anything... engineer, navigator.
_________________________________
I could drive for a bit if you like.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at
the halfway point of the second event,
_________________________________
and things are getting interesting.
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) Got it.
_________________________________
BARNACLE:
Pick on someone your own size!
_________________________________
-You heard the captain.
-BARNACLE: Get lost!
_________________________________
There's no room
for passengers on this boat.
_________________________________
Let go, you sticky little...
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Only two teams left.
_________________________________
Who will make it out with their flag,
_________________________________
and who will be eliminated?
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: In a real Scare,
_________________________________
you do not want to get caught
by a kid's parent.
_________________________________
And in this event,
you do not want to get caught by
_________________________________
the librarian.
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
Quiet.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) What's so scary
about a little old librarian?
_________________________________
-(CHAIR CREAKS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
I said, "Quiet."
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-Faster.
-Slow and steady.
_________________________________
-Slow and steady.
-Slow and steady.
_________________________________
BOTH: Slow and steady.
_________________________________
Slow and steady.
_________________________________
SPIKE: I'm the captain,
and I say go left.
_________________________________
WHITEY: Would that be port
or starboard, Spike?
_________________________________
There they are!
_________________________________
Go get them, lads!
_________________________________
Whee!
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-(TOASTER RINGS)
_________________________________
-Rita!
-Hmm.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Wait for it, wait for it... Now!
_________________________________
(BOHEMIAN LIKE YOU PLAYING)
_________________________________
Have another go if you think
you're fast enough!
_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!
-Ahh!
_________________________________
RITA: Hold on, Roddy!
_________________________________
Get that cable, lads!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
♪ You've got a great car
_________________________________
♪ Yeah, what's wrong with it today
_________________________________
-You may now kiss the bride.
-Huh?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
-Congratulations, by the way!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
MALE: Watch your starboard!
RODDY: Rita!
_________________________________
Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?
_________________________________
We don't have to!
_________________________________
RITA: Go, go, purple custard!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-End of the line, Millicent.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah! Haha!
_________________________________
-Rita, try and go right!
-What?
_________________________________
Just trust me!
_________________________________
I hope you know what you're doing!
_________________________________
Now head for the rope!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Well done, Roddy!
_________________________________
We did it! We did it!
_________________________________
We didn't do it.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Rita,
can you get me back on the boat?
_________________________________
Oh! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
_________________________________
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
_________________________________
(ALL SHUSHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Whew! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING) Ooh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-No!
-(POPPING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight!
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Look over here!
_________________________________
-(TERRY CHUCKLING)
-(TERRI SINGING)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(PLATES SHATTERING)
_________________________________
-Is that legal?
-You better believe it, mop top!
_________________________________
The only rule is don't get caught.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-BOTH: Hey! Over here!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Are you sure about this, Spike?
_________________________________
These things are
supposed to be dangerous.
_________________________________
Danger is my middle name.
_________________________________
-I thought it was Leslie.
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
Just thought I'd drop in.
_________________________________
Rita, do something quick! Anything!
_________________________________
-Hang on tight!
-(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(CONTNUES SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Any last requests?
_________________________________
Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off
the boat, screaming like a girl?
_________________________________
What? (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
-Come and get me!
-Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Guys, what are you doing?
_________________________________
They said don't let her catch you.
_________________________________
But they didn't say how!
_________________________________
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
Whew! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
_________________________________
-SQUISHY: Mike?
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Way to go, Squishy!
-Way to go, Squishy!
_________________________________
How?
_________________________________
Misdirection.
_________________________________
(LIBRARIAN GROWLS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
The EEKs have been eliminated
_________________________________
and Oozma Kappa live
to scare another day!
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING)
We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!
-Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
(CHRISTOPHER CROSS: SAILING)
_________________________________
♪ Sailing takes me away
_________________________________
♪ To where I've always heard it could be
_________________________________
(SLOW AND DISTORTED) Look out!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
MALE RAT: You darn foreigners!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Do you think the boss
will be annoyed with us?
_________________________________
SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
_________________________________
TERRI: We were awesome!
_________________________________
Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
_________________________________
It was better than what you did.
_________________________________
You should've stuck to my strategy.
_________________________________
Whatever.
_________________________________
Talk to me when we start
the real Scaring.
_________________________________
(CAR HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Hey! You guys going to the party?
_________________________________
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
_________________________________
-We don't get invited to...
-(SHUSHES) Party?
_________________________________
The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
_________________________________
-It's for the top Scare Teams.
-(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
_________________________________
You're one of us now, right?
_________________________________
See you there!
_________________________________
(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-Did you hear that?
-I can't believe it!
_________________________________
-Uh-uh. Bad idea.
-This is great.
_________________________________
They're finally seeing us as real Scarers.
We're going!
_________________________________
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
DON: Do young people still dance?
_________________________________
Because my moves are a little rusty.
_________________________________
Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
_________________________________
We can't go in there
without some scented candles.
_________________________________
Calm down. We earned this.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) What if there's
a lull in the conversation?
_________________________________
I never know what to... You know...
_________________________________
Say?
_________________________________
How are you so good at this?
_________________________________
You just took on
an angry 50-foot librarian,
_________________________________
and you're afraid of a little party?
_________________________________
Take a deep breath...
_________________________________
(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
...and in you go!
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
-It's Oozma Kappa!
-These guys are crazy!
_________________________________
What you did today was insane!
_________________________________
MONSTER: That was awesome!
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Oozma Kappa,
tonight we party like Scarers!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
_________________________________
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(DANCE MUSIC FADES)
_________________________________
(ROARS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) Hey, quiet! Quiet!
_________________________________
Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
_________________________________
All right. On behalf of the RORs,
_________________________________
we'd like to congratulate all the teams
that have made it this far.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
_________________________________
(ALL HISSING)
_________________________________
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Very creepy.
_________________________________
And finally, the surprise team
of the Scare Games,
_________________________________
-Oozma Kappa!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on over, guys.
_________________________________
Now, I got to admit, fellas,
_________________________________
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
_________________________________
But, boy, was I wrong.
_________________________________
Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
CROWD: Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
The most adorable monsters
on campus.
_________________________________
CROWD: Ooh! Oh!
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Release the stuffed animals.
_________________________________
(CHET CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Faced!
_________________________________
Don't worry. (GRUMBLES)
Nobody reads the school paper.
_________________________________
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
they read the quad.
_________________________________
(MONSTERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
CHET: Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Okay. Would you like that
with two sleeves or four?
_________________________________
Thanks. Tell your friends.
_________________________________
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
_________________________________
Raising a little money for charity.
_________________________________
Yeah? Well, stop it.
_________________________________
You want us to stop raising money
for charity? That's not cool.
_________________________________
This guy hates charity!
_________________________________
I want you to stop making us
look like fools.
_________________________________
Hey, you're making yourselves
look like fools.
_________________________________
Let's be honest, boys.
_________________________________
You're never going to be real Scarers,
_________________________________
because real Scarers look like us.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________
But, hey, if you really want
to work for a Scare company
_________________________________
they're always hiring in the mailroom.
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Guys, hold on!
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.
Don't listen to him.
_________________________________
We just need to keep trying.
_________________________________
No, you need to stop trying!
_________________________________
You can train monsters like this
all you want,
_________________________________
but you can't change who they are.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
DON: Mike...
_________________________________
We appreciate everything you've done,
but he's right.
_________________________________
No matter how much we train,
we'll never look like them.
_________________________________
We're built
_________________________________
for other things.
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
Sorry, squirt!
_________________________________
Some monsters just aren't
cut out for the big leagues.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
The big leagues.
_________________________________
(BREATHING THROUGH MASK)
_________________________________
MILO: You know, Kida,
the most we ever hoped to find
_________________________________
was some crumbling buildings,
maybe some broken pottery.
_________________________________
Instead, we find a living,
thriving society.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
These guys are kinda cute
_________________________________
when they're not, you know,
formed into a fiery column of death.
_________________________________
We are not thriving.
_________________________________
True, our people live,
but our culture is dying.
_________________________________
We are like a stone
the ocean beats against.
_________________________________
With each passing year,
a little more of us is worn away.
_________________________________
I wish there was something I could do.
_________________________________
I have brought you to this place
to ask you for your help.
_________________________________
There is a mural here
with writing all around the picture.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, you came to the right guy.
_________________________________
Okay, let me see.
Let's start with this column right here.
_________________________________
Uh, well, this... Uh, uh, Kida?
_________________________________
Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-You do swim, do you not?
_________________________________
Oh, I swim, pretty girl.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Pretty good!
Pretty good.
_________________________________
Good, swim good.
Pretty good. I swim pretty good.
_________________________________
Good. It is a fair distance
to where we are going.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Hey, you are talking
to the belly flop champ
_________________________________
at Camp Runamuck. Ooh!
_________________________________
(KIDA CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Come on, we're wasting time.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Why don't you
lead the way, because
_________________________________
I have no idea where we're going.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Are you all right?
-Well, I didn't drown, so...
_________________________________
Good. Follow me.
_________________________________
This is amazing!
_________________________________
A complete history of Atlantis!
_________________________________
It's just like Plato described it.
_________________________________
Well, he was off on a few details, but...
_________________________________
The light I saw.
_________________________________
The star in the middle of the city.
_________________________________
What does the writing say about that?
_________________________________
I don't know yet.
_________________________________
But we're gonna find out.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-The heart of Atlantis!
-What?
_________________________________
It's the heart of Atlantis! That's
what the shepherd was talking about.
_________________________________
It wasn't a star, it was...
It was some kind of crystal.
_________________________________
Like these! Don't you get it?
_________________________________
The power source I've been looking for,
_________________________________
the bright light you remember.
_________________________________
-They're the same thing!
-That cannot be.
_________________________________
It's what's keeping all these things...
_________________________________
You, all of Atlantis alive.
_________________________________
Then where is it now?
_________________________________
I don't know, I don't know.
You'd think something
_________________________________
this important
would have been in the Journal, but...
_________________________________
Unless... The missing page.
_________________________________
HUGO: Hey, hey, there he is.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
You ejected that tin-plated buffoon
with great panache.
_________________________________
The nerve of him, snoopin' around here,
tryin' to steal your girl.
_________________________________
-My girl?
-Esmeralda.
_________________________________
Dark hair,
works with a goat, remember?
_________________________________
Boy, I dod. Way to go, lover boy.
_________________________________
"Lover boy"? Oh, no, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Oh, don't be so modest.
_________________________________
Look, I appreciate
what you're all trying to do.
_________________________________
But let's not fool ourselves.
"Ugliest face in all Paris," remember?
_________________________________
I don't think I'm her type.
_________________________________
♪ So many times out there
I've watch a happy pair
_________________________________
♪ Of lovers walking in the night
_________________________________
♪ They had a kind of glow around them
_________________________________
♪ It almost looked like heaven's light
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
♪ I knew I'd never know
_________________________________
♪ That warm and loving glow
_________________________________
♪ Though I might wish with all my might
_________________________________
♪ No face as hideous as my face
_________________________________
♪ Was ever meant for heaven's light
_________________________________
♪ But suddenly an angel has
smiled at me
_________________________________
♪ And kissed my cheek
without a trace of fright
_________________________________
♪ I dare to dream that she
_________________________________
♪ Might even care for me
_________________________________
♪ And as I ring these bells tonight
_________________________________
(CLICKING TONGUE) Eh?
_________________________________
♪ My cold dark tower seems so bright
_________________________________
♪ I swear it must be heaven's light ♪
_________________________________
(BELLS CHIMING)
_________________________________
♪ Confiteor Deo
_________________________________
♪ Omnipotenti
_________________________________
♪ Beatae Mariae
_________________________________
♪ Semper Virgini
_________________________________
♪ Beato Michaeli archangelo
_________________________________
♪ Sanctis apostolis
_________________________________
♪ Omnibus
_________________________________
♪ Sanctis
_________________________________
♪ Beata Maria
_________________________________
♪ You know I am a righteous man
_________________________________
-♪ Of my virtue I am justly proud
-CHOIR: ♪ Et tibit Pater
_________________________________
♪ Beata Maria
_________________________________
♪ You know I'm so much purer than
_________________________________
♪ The common, vulgar, weak
licentious crowd
_________________________________
CHOIR: ♪ Quia peccavi nimis
_________________________________
♪ Then tell me, Maria
_________________________________
♪ Why I see her dancing there
_________________________________
♪ Why her smoldering eyes
still scorch my soul
_________________________________
CHOIR: ♪ Cogitatione
_________________________________
♪ I feel her, I see her
_________________________________
♪ The sun caught in her raven hair
_________________________________
♪ Is blazing in me out of all control
_________________________________
CHOIR: ♪ Verbo et opere
_________________________________
♪ Like fire
_________________________________
♪ Hellfire
_________________________________
♪ This fire in my skin
_________________________________
♪ This burning desire
_________________________________
♪ Is turning me to sin
_________________________________
-♪ It's not my fault
-♪ Mea culpa
_________________________________
-♪ I'm not to blame
-♪ Mea culpa
_________________________________
♪ It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame
_________________________________
♪ Mea maxima culpa
_________________________________
-♪ It's not my fault if in God's plan
-♪ Mea culpa
_________________________________
♪ Mea Culpa
_________________________________
♪ He made the devil so much
stronger than a man
_________________________________
♪ Protect me, Maria
_________________________________
♪ Don't let this siren cast her spell
_________________________________
♪ Don't let her fire
sear my flesh and bone
_________________________________
♪ Destroy Esmeralda
_________________________________
♪ And let her taste the fires of hell
_________________________________
♪ Or else let her be mine and mine alone
_________________________________
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________
Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped.
_________________________________
-What?
-She's nowhere in the cathedral.
_________________________________
-She's gone.
-But how? Never mind.
_________________________________
Get out, you idiot. I'll find her.
_________________________________
I'll find her if I have to
burn down all of Paris.
_________________________________
♪ Hellfire
Dark fire
_________________________________
♪ Now, gypsy
It's your turn
_________________________________
♪ Choose me or your pyre
_________________________________
♪ Be mine or you will burn
_________________________________
-CHOIR: ♪ Kyrie eleison
-♪ God have mercy on her
_________________________________
-♪ Kyrie eleison
-♪ God have mercy on me
_________________________________
-♪ Kyrie eleison
-♪ But she will be mine
_________________________________
♪ Or she
_________________________________
♪ Will
_________________________________
♪ Burn ♪
_________________________________
(HORSE PULLING CARRIAGE)
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: 'Tention!
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Good morning, sir.
_________________________________
Oh. (MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Are you feeling all right?
_________________________________
(GROANS) I had a little trouble
with the fireplace.
_________________________________
-I see. Your orders, sir?
-Find the gypsy girl.
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING)
_________________________________
Ten pieces of silver
for the gypsy, Esmeralda.
_________________________________
Lock them up.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Twenty pieces of silver
for the gypsy, Esmeralda.
_________________________________
Take them away!
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
-(SIGHING)
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE MURMURING)
-(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: Poor miller.
He's never harmed anyone!
_________________________________
MAN: Frollo's gone mad.
_________________________________
FROLLO: We found this gypsy talisman
on your property.
_________________________________
Have you been harboring gypsies?
_________________________________
Our home is always open
to the weary traveler.
_________________________________
Have mercy, my lord.
_________________________________
I am placing you and your family
under house arrest
_________________________________
until I get to the bottom of this.
_________________________________
If what you say is true
and you are innocent,
_________________________________
then you have nothing to fear.
_________________________________
But we are innocent. I assure you,
we know nothing of these gypsies.
_________________________________
-Burn it.
-What?
_________________________________
Until it smolders.
_________________________________
These people are traitors
and must be made examples of.
_________________________________
With all due respect, sir, I was
not trained to murder the innocent.
_________________________________
But you were trained to follow orders.
_________________________________
Insolent coward.
_________________________________
-(HORSE WHINNYING)
-(FIRE ROARING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(WOMAN AND CHILD SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(CHILD CRYING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
The sentence
for insubordination is death.
_________________________________
Such a pity.
You threw away a promising career.
_________________________________
Consider it my highest honor, sir.
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(SOLDIER GRUNTING)
_________________________________
FROLLO: Get him!
And don't hit my horse!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Don't waste your arrows.
Let the traitor rot in his watery grave.
_________________________________
Find the girl.
_________________________________
If you have to burn the city
to the ground, so be it.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
CHOIR: ♪ Kyrie eleison
_________________________________
♪ Kyrie eleison
_________________________________
Sir, we've looked everywhere
and still no sign of the gypsy girl.
_________________________________
I had the entire cathedral surrounded.
_________________________________
Guards at every door. There was
no way she could have escaped.
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
Unless...
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
TOAD: You incompetent cheese-eaters!
_________________________________
You let them escape?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
It's obvious I should never have sent
rodents to do an amphibian's job.
_________________________________
Where is he?
_________________________________
Why is he always late?
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
FROG: En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!
_________________________________
Le Frog?
_________________________________
(FROG CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Bonjour.
_________________________________
You're late, Le Frog.
_________________________________
Fashionably late,
my annoying English cousin.
_________________________________
I know no other way.
_________________________________
Now, listen,
Rita and her new accomplice
_________________________________
have stolen something irreplaceable.
_________________________________
It's all right, boss!
We've got another one!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
_________________________________
A master cable
of unique design and purpose.
_________________________________
I want it back.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Don't worry.
I'll get it back for you.
_________________________________
TOAD: Once it is returned,
my plan will be complete.
_________________________________
To wash away, once and for all,
the curse, the scourge of...
_________________________________
rats.
_________________________________
Forgive me, my warty English cousin,
_________________________________
but this bizarre obsession with the rats,
_________________________________
it is not good for you.
_________________________________
You are becoming what we French
call le fruitcake.
_________________________________
Perhaps you forget
_________________________________
that it was a rat
who cast me from paradise!
_________________________________
Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!
_________________________________
My memoirs.
_________________________________
Volume one details the dire
and tragic story of my youth.
_________________________________
Oh, mon Dieu!
_________________________________
Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,
_________________________________
young Prince Charles
fancied me the best.
_________________________________
(FROG GROANS)
_________________________________
TOAD: We would frolic day after
sunny day in royal abandon,
_________________________________
sharing that sweet and magical
bond between boy and toad.
_________________________________
FROG: You're gonna make
me throw up.
_________________________________
TOAD: We were inseparable until...
_________________________________
it arrived.
_________________________________
That rat!
_________________________________
While the poor boy's head was turned,
_________________________________
I was cruelly plunged
into a whirlpool of despair.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
I know, I know. You were flushed
away down the loo, right?
_________________________________
Oi.
_________________________________
Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark,
_________________________________
so cold, so terrible!
_________________________________
You find my pain funny?
_________________________________
I find everyone's
pain funny but my own.
_________________________________
I'm French.
_________________________________
-Just get the cable!
-(GULPS)
_________________________________
Henchfrogs!
_________________________________
We have a mission.
Let nothing stand in our way.
_________________________________
We leave immediately.
_________________________________
What about dinner?
_________________________________
We leave... in five hours.
_________________________________
♪ Love, love, love, love
_________________________________
RITA: Mmm.
_________________________________
This is quite tasty.
_________________________________
RODDY: Thanks.
I don't think it's too bad,
_________________________________
considering I only had an apple,
six raisins and a box of rice.
_________________________________
Rice?
_________________________________
♪ What's that urge from deep inside?
_________________________________
♪ The need to hurl won't be denied
_________________________________
♪ That isn't rice
That's maggots you're eating
_________________________________
♪ Larva, larva, larva... ♪
_________________________________
Whee!
_________________________________
That explains why it all ran to
one side when I put the salt in.
_________________________________
You know...
_________________________________
I think we did pretty well today.
_________________________________
I suppose maybe I misjudged you
a bit. I mean, you're not...
_________________________________
Do I hear an actual compliment coming?
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) Never mind.
-No, no, no, say it.
_________________________________
You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up
pompous, big girl's blouse I thought.
_________________________________
There. Was that so hard?
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
We better get some rest if we're
gonna get you home tomorrow.
_________________________________
Catch.
_________________________________
Heh...
_________________________________
Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
_________________________________
Well, there's, uh, not much to tell.
_________________________________
You know everything about me,
warts and all.
_________________________________
I don't even know what you do.
_________________________________
I'm, uh...
_________________________________
I'm in a boy band.
_________________________________
-Wha...
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) I'm serious.
_________________________________
Tell me about your life Up Top.
Friends, family.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
You do have a family, don't you?
_________________________________
Of course I do.
_________________________________
Uh, brothers, sisters, cousins.
We're quite a clan.
_________________________________
You wouldn't believe the fun we have.
_________________________________
Hanging out at the movies,
playing golf, going skiing.
_________________________________
It's just so great!
_________________________________
No wonder you want to get home.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Well, I guess tomorrow
we'll both get what we want.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
Good night, Roddy.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
(HIGH) Good night.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
(LOW) Good night.
_________________________________
Good night, Roddy.
_________________________________
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Aah!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Eee!
-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Let's get that boy!
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Sit here?
_________________________________
But I want to look, too.
_________________________________
A mini-Doris!
_________________________________
I didn't even know you could do that.
It's so cute.
_________________________________
Let's take her out for a spin.
_________________________________
Ooh. Sorry.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Teamwork.
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: Sorry.
_________________________________
Sorry!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
There you are.
_________________________________
Now, to lure him out of the house.
_________________________________
I know! I'll blow it up! Yes!
Yes, and... No.
_________________________________
No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead.
_________________________________
Oh! I know!
_________________________________
I'll turn him into a duck!
Yes! Yes, it's so evil!
_________________________________
I don't know how to do that.
_________________________________
I don't really need a duck.
_________________________________
This may be harder than I thought.
_________________________________
Hey, ring my doorbell.
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell.
_________________________________
That doorbell will give you a rash.
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Yes! I'm two for two, man.
_________________________________
SPIKE: If they don't do it on purpose,
it doesn't count.
_________________________________
DIMITRI: Come on.
Read your rule book.
_________________________________
SPIKE: You know what?
_________________________________
You can take your rule book
and shove it right...
_________________________________
(GIVE ME THE SIMPLE LIFE PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ I don't believe in fretting or grieving
_________________________________
♪ Why mess around with strife?
_________________________________
♪ Guess I was cut out To step out and strut out
_________________________________
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
dinner is served.
_________________________________
LITTLE CARLS: Dinner is served.
_________________________________
Dinner is served.
_________________________________
Hooray! Italian food.
_________________________________
I want a sloppy joe!
_________________________________
Oh, Billie,
could you please pass the gravy?
_________________________________
Coming to you, big girl.
_________________________________
Reminds me of the time
my meatball pizza staved off civil war
_________________________________
on the black moon of Keward.
_________________________________
PETUNIA: Where's my sloppy joe?
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
FRANNY: Thank you for the gravy,
Aunt Billie.
_________________________________
We gotta talk.
_________________________________
LASZLO: How about some gravy?
Over here.
_________________________________
Why is the kid still here?
Any of this ring a bell?
_________________________________
Science fair, Memory Scanner,
a time stream that needs fixing?
_________________________________
Temporary setback.
_________________________________
He's just having
a little confidence issue.
_________________________________
-You want me to talk to him?
-No.
_________________________________
-I give a mean back rub.
-No.
_________________________________
-Shiatsu?
-No.
_________________________________
-Feng shui.
-No.
_________________________________
I've got it under control.
_________________________________
So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?
_________________________________
-No.
-Yes.
_________________________________
-Yes.
-No.
_________________________________
Well, yes and no.
_________________________________
Lewis is a new transfer student.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
-Where are you from, Lewis?
-Canada?
_________________________________
I think you mean North Montana.
Hasn't been called Canada in years.
_________________________________
Do you know Sam Gundersen?
_________________________________
-It's a big country.
-State.
_________________________________
-I wonder if you're related.
-Maybe if he took his hat off.
_________________________________
Oh, good idea.
_________________________________
Then we can see
if he has the family cowlick.
_________________________________
He can't,
because he's got bad hat-hair.
_________________________________
Oh, nonsense.
_________________________________
A North Montana man doesn't care
about hat-hair.
_________________________________
Let's see the cowlick!
_________________________________
All right, everyone, hold your horses.
_________________________________
Lewis, do you mind?
_________________________________
I'm afraid
this isn't gonna stop otherwise.
_________________________________
-But... But...
-And so it begins.
_________________________________
FRANNY: Now, don't be shy.
_________________________________
-We're all family here.
-Ready, aim, fire!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Surely, that is not the best you can do.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Impressive, little sister.
_________________________________
Your skills are strong,
but not strong enough.
_________________________________
Your words
do not threaten me, brother.
_________________________________
Then enough words.
Now the real battle begins.
_________________________________
Your meatballs are useless against me.
_________________________________
Then perhaps it's time
for spicy Italian sausage!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(FRANNY GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
That's right. I did it.
_________________________________
Is dinner like this every night?
_________________________________
No, yesterday, we had meatloaf.
_________________________________
Okay, gang,
time for the second course.
_________________________________
And what goes better with meatballs
than P.B. and J.?
_________________________________
Hey, that's just like...
_________________________________
Stupid...
_________________________________
Carl?
_________________________________
Is everything all right?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) We're just
experiencing bugs.
_________________________________
Just what the doctor ordered.
_________________________________
My friend Lewis is an inventor.
He can fix it.
_________________________________
Wilbur, you know I can't.
_________________________________
Come on. Give it a try.
_________________________________
You don't understand
what's at stake here.
_________________________________
Uncle Joe's seen the toast!
_________________________________
We're past the point of no return!
_________________________________
If he doesn't get P.B. and J...
_________________________________
We all pay!
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
You would really be
helping us out, Lewis.
_________________________________
ALL: Please.
_________________________________
One dragonfly on the rocks, please,
Mr. Barkeep.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, Frankie, baby,
you gotta tell us one of your jokes.
_________________________________
Yeah, Frankie.
How about that one with the bullfrog?
_________________________________
All right, you bozos.
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: Have to get
that boy out of the house.
_________________________________
Sorry. Wait!
_________________________________
FRANKIE: So I turn to the bullfrog,
and you know what I says?
_________________________________
Talking frogs
with their own little outdoor bar,
_________________________________
and so smartly dressed! Perfect!
_________________________________
I says,
"Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't."
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Frankie, you're a riot.
-I gotta go pee!
_________________________________
-I love it.
-You bunch of goons.
_________________________________
(FLY BUZZING)
_________________________________
That's a good buzz. What the...
_________________________________
Yes! You are now under my control.
_________________________________
I am now under your control.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(MONOTONE LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-Stop laughing.
-Stop laughing.
_________________________________
-Don't repeat everything I say.
-I won't repeat everything you say.
_________________________________
-Excellent.
-Excellent.
_________________________________
Did you just say, "Excellent,"
because I said, "Excellent"?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
-Excellent.
-Excellent.
_________________________________
-So, Mr. Fix-it, how's it looking?
-Pretty good, Mrs. Robinson.
_________________________________
LEWIS: I've recalibrated
the dispensing conduits
_________________________________
and aligned
the ejection mechanism and...
_________________________________
There he is,
that repulsive, half-witted fool!
_________________________________
Now, my slave, seize the boy.
_________________________________
Bring him to me.
_________________________________
(SWALLOWS)
_________________________________
Did you not hear what I said, you idiot?
Grab the boy and bring him!
_________________________________
Well, it's just that
there's a million people over there,
_________________________________
and I have little arms.
_________________________________
I'm just not so sure
how well this plan was thought through.
_________________________________
Master?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
FRANKIE: Master?
_________________________________
Okay, that should do it.
_________________________________
It's so exciting. Let her rip, Lewis!
_________________________________
Quickly.
Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer.
_________________________________
CARL: Everybody ready?
_________________________________
-Go, Carl.
-ROBINSONS: Yeah!
_________________________________
TALLULAH: Is it gonna work?
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
-You failed!
-And it was awesome!
_________________________________
-Exceptional!
-Outstanding!
_________________________________
I've seen better.
_________________________________
From failing, you learn.
From success, not so much.
_________________________________
If I gave up every time I failed,
_________________________________
I never would have made
the meatball cannon.
_________________________________
I never would have made
my fireproof pants.
_________________________________
Still working out the kinks.
_________________________________
Like my husband always says...
_________________________________
CHOIR: ♪ Keep moving forward
_________________________________
♪ Keep moving forward
_________________________________
♪ Keep moving Keep moving
_________________________________
♪ Stop ♪
_________________________________
Okay, talking frog, not a good minion.
_________________________________
Need another henchman,
something large, not too bright.
_________________________________
Something that won't talk back.
_________________________________
What is he still doing here?
Get rid of him.
_________________________________
Oh, my noggin.
_________________________________
Hey, what are you doing?
Get your lousy mitts off of me!
_________________________________
You're gonna regret this!
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! Don't move. That's it!
_________________________________
I wonder if I should tell Doris.
_________________________________
No, I'll make it a surprise.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(ROBINSONS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
FRANNY: All right, everyone,
quiet down. Quiet down.
_________________________________
I propose a toast to Lewis
and his brilliant failure.
_________________________________
May it lead to success in the future.
_________________________________
Gosh, you're all so nice.
_________________________________
If I had a family, I...
_________________________________
I'd want them to be just like you.
_________________________________
Oh, well, then, to Lewis!
_________________________________
To Lewis!
_________________________________
To Lewis!
_________________________________
LASZLO: Yeah!
_________________________________
-Come on, Lewis!
-CARL: Good show, buddy!
_________________________________
GRANDPA BUD: What if
Louis Armstrong said, "I can't"?
_________________________________
You think he'd have walked
on the moon?
_________________________________
GRANDMA LUCILLE: Dear,
Louis Armstrong was a singer.
_________________________________
What did he mean, if he had a family?
_________________________________
Oh, Lewis is an orphan.
_________________________________
Orphan?
_________________________________
(ROBINSONS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(THUMPING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(FRITZ SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
-Oh, no!
-Big boy!
_________________________________
Get up, you pansy!
_________________________________
What a great plan!
_________________________________
Go back in time and steal a dinosaur.
Oh, Doris will be so proud of me.
_________________________________
Why didn't you tell me
you had a pet dinosaur?
_________________________________
Because we don't.
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
He's standing right here.
_________________________________
Oh, no! No, you can't eat him!
_________________________________
I need him alive.
_________________________________
(TRAIN WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Choo-chew on this!
_________________________________
Lewis!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
GASTON: Ready, aim, fire!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Got you!
_________________________________
CARL: You messed
with the wrong family!
_________________________________
Ding-dong! Pizza's here!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Okay, everybody,
this dino's deep-dished.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
TALLULAH: Oh! He ate Carl!
_________________________________
-Help us! Help! Help!
-LASZLO: Oh, goodness!
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Incoming!
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
Now, go get that boy!
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: What's going on?
_________________________________
Why aren't you seizing the boy?
_________________________________
(STRUGGLING TO SPEAK)
_________________________________
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
_________________________________
(DINO ROARING)
_________________________________
Bowler Hat Guy!
_________________________________
Him you can eat.
_________________________________
-Lewis, run!
-Wilbur!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.
_________________________________
-Nice catch.
-Nice meatball shooting!
_________________________________
Guess we made
a pretty good team, huh?
_________________________________
Yeah, guess we did.
_________________________________
-Are you boys all right?
-We're good, Mom.
_________________________________
Yeah, didn't you see us
take out that dinosaur?
_________________________________
Oh, man! It was so cool, Mom!
_________________________________
Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't...
_________________________________
Oh, Lewis, it's okay.
_________________________________
I'm really happy you're safe.
_________________________________
-Your head.
-What?
_________________________________
It's just a bruise, Lewis.
_________________________________
LEWIS: You all sacrificed
so much for me.
_________________________________
-Well, of course.
-You are a special kid.
_________________________________
AUNT BILLIE: One of a kind.
_________________________________
Okay, you should get him out of here
before something really bad happens.
_________________________________
Silly, silly robot.
I've got it all under control.
_________________________________
Okay, everybody,
it's been a long, hard day
_________________________________
filled with emotional turmoil
and dinosaur fights,
_________________________________
so why don't you all hit the hay,
and Lewis and me will get going?
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Do you have to go now?
I mean, you know, it's getting late.
_________________________________
Maybe Lewis could spend the night.
_________________________________
Mom, maybe some other time, okay?
_________________________________
Well, any time you want to come over,
you just come over.
_________________________________
-Mom.
-The truth is, we love having you.
_________________________________
-We really have to go.
-No.
_________________________________
No, you don't. You have to stay.
_________________________________
I mean, who would be a better family
for you than us?
_________________________________
What do you say, Lewis?
_________________________________
Do you want to be a Robinson?
_________________________________
You want to adopt me?
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Yes!
_________________________________
(ROBINSONS GASPING)
_________________________________
Okay, it's true. I'm from the past.
_________________________________
Now you know the big secret.
_________________________________
Wilbur, what have you done?
How could you bring him here?
_________________________________
That is an excellent question.
_________________________________
Please, don't get mad at Wilbur.
_________________________________
He was just being a good friend.
_________________________________
Lewis, I am so sorry,
but you have to go.
_________________________________
What? You just said...
_________________________________
I know what I said.
_________________________________
I'm from the past. So what?
_________________________________
Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're...
_________________________________
You're a great kid,
_________________________________
and we would never do anything
to hurt you,
_________________________________
but I'm sorry.
You have to go back to your own time.
_________________________________
Yeah, about that,
one of the time machines is broken,
_________________________________
and the other one was stolen
by a guy with a bowler hat,
_________________________________
which kind of explains the dino.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
I'm calling your father.
_________________________________
Wait. If I have to leave,
_________________________________
can I at least go back
and find my mom?
_________________________________
Wilbur promised.
_________________________________
You promised what?
_________________________________
I was never gonna do it. I swear!
_________________________________
-You lied to me?
-No!
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Lewis! Lewis, wait!
_________________________________
I can't believe I was dumb enough
to actually believe you were my friend!
_________________________________
I am your friend!
_________________________________
Mister, you're grounded till you die.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
________
Imagining in August 2018 (during the field trip to San Diego)
_________________________________
Guys.
_________________________________
We're going on a little field trip.
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
_________________________________
-Thanks, Mom.
-Have fun, kids!
_________________________________
I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
_________________________________
(THRASH METAL BLARING
ON STEREO)
_________________________________
Hey, uh, where are we?
_________________________________
The big leagues.
_________________________________
Holy roly-poly.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
Nice fence.
_________________________________
This is amazing, Mike.
_________________________________
We're not stopping here.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
SQUISHY: This is crazy.
We're going to get arrested!
_________________________________
(MIKE SHUSHING)
_________________________________
-Oh, wow.
-Whoa...
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
All Scare Floors now active.
_________________________________
West coast coming online.
Scarers coming out.
_________________________________
SQUISHY: Look at them.
_________________________________
They're going into the human world,
_________________________________
and they don't even look scared!
_________________________________
(CHILD SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(BEEPS)
-Wow.
_________________________________
Take a good look, fellas.
_________________________________
See what they all have in common?
_________________________________
Uh... No, not really.
_________________________________
Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
_________________________________
The best Scarers use their differences
to their advantage.
_________________________________
-(SNARLS)
-Wow.
_________________________________
Terri? Look.
_________________________________
DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
_________________________________
Look at that old feller
racking up the big numbers!
_________________________________
Don, that old fella is
Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
_________________________________
What? Where? That's really him?
_________________________________
MIKE: He held the Scare Record
for three years!
_________________________________
Oh! Third door from the end!
_________________________________
MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
_________________________________
SULLEY: Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
_________________________________
-I still have his rookie card.
-Me, too!
_________________________________
Doesn't have the speed anymore,
but his
_________________________________
-technique is flawless.
-Technique is flawless.
_________________________________
You collected Scare Cards, huh?
_________________________________
Yep. 450 of them.
_________________________________
Impressive.
I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
_________________________________
but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
_________________________________
Hey, look at me!
I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, that's great!
_________________________________
DON: That's a pretty good one, Squish.
_________________________________
I've been a real jerk.
_________________________________
So have I.
_________________________________
But it's not too late.
_________________________________
We could be a great team.
_________________________________
We just need to start working together.
_________________________________
-SECURITY GUARD: Hey!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
What are you doing up there?
_________________________________
I can't go back to jail!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
DON: They're right behind us!
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Get back here!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Up there! Get them!
_________________________________
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Thanks, brother!
-Don't mention it.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
I'm fine, really!
It's just a little heart attack.
_________________________________
Aw... I want a piece of that action!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALARM RINGING)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-What?
-Start the car!
_________________________________
Stop the bar?
_________________________________
The car! Start the car!
_________________________________
Oh! Okay.
_________________________________
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
_________________________________
Get in! Get in!
_________________________________
-Mom, go!
-Seatbelts.
_________________________________
-Okay, go!
-Does anyone want gum?
_________________________________
Just drive!
_________________________________
Okay. Here we go!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
ART: Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!
_________________________________
________
Imagining in August 2018 (after Melissa's wedding)
_________________________________
-(HORN BLARING)
-Aah!
_________________________________
Wakey-wakey!
_________________________________
We're getting close to Kensington.
_________________________________
Tie down anything loose.
It'll be a bumpy ride.
_________________________________
(YAWNS) Aye, aye, captain.
_________________________________
(ACCORDION PLAYS)
_________________________________
Ah, thank you.
_________________________________
-You're welcome.
-Ah!
_________________________________
-Bonjour!
-Bonjour!
_________________________________
-Bonjour!
-Bonjour!
_________________________________
-Bonjour!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Who invited you onboard?
_________________________________
Hop it. Hop it!
_________________________________
FROG: Ah...
_________________________________
The English little girly,
she's so aggressive.
_________________________________
(GROANS) Le Frog.
_________________________________
I like a woman with a little fire.
_________________________________
You're going to pay for that,
my little chocolate croissant!
_________________________________
But first, a word from our sponsor.
_________________________________
Marcel?
_________________________________
(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGS)
_________________________________
Aha...
_________________________________
I should have known.
_________________________________
Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.
_________________________________
Now then, Rita, hand it over.
_________________________________
Hand what over?
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
This dance of deception must end.
_________________________________
Return what you have stolen from me.
_________________________________
Enough dancing!
_________________________________
I don't have it anymore.
It was a fake anyway.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Oh, the ruby.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
He's cuckoo, but family.
_________________________________
Oh, this is rich.
_________________________________
The ruby was a pretty thing.
_________________________________
Stop that.
_________________________________
But nothing when compared
to the master cable.
_________________________________
The master what?
_________________________________
The cab...
_________________________________
Turn.
_________________________________
The cable! The one you're
now wearing as a belt.
_________________________________
-If that's all he wants...
-Hang on.
_________________________________
What do you want it for anyway?
_________________________________
Oh, you'll see, come the
World Cup Final this afternoon.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING AND COUGHING)
-The World Cup Final?
_________________________________
Okay, okay, cousin, take a breath.
Leave it to me.
_________________________________
We'll get your cable, kill the rodents,
_________________________________
then me and my team can settle
down to a decent breakfast.
_________________________________
Okay, men, to action!
_________________________________
ALL: We surrender!
_________________________________
No, not that one, you idiots!
The kung fu thing!
_________________________________
ALL: Ohh...
_________________________________
(KUNG FU GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I've got a plan.
_________________________________
Go for it.
_________________________________
Fly at twelve o'clock!
_________________________________
-ALL: Huh?
-Oh, bother.
_________________________________
TOAD: Fools! Grab them!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
TOAD: Le Frog! No! Get that cable!
_________________________________
Mon Dieu!
_________________________________
You rats, this is not over yet!
_________________________________
Roddy! The rapids!
_________________________________
RITA: Oh, no!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING)
_________________________________
En grade! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Rita? We're going over!
_________________________________
Do something!
_________________________________
(MIMICKING CAR ALARMS)
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no, no...
_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Au revoir, ma chrie!
_________________________________
Take your flippers off me!
_________________________________
I have triumphed!
_________________________________
You stupid English, with your Yorkshire
puddings and your chips and fish,
_________________________________
you thought you could
defeat Le Frog? Un...
_________________________________
deux...
_________________________________
trois!
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
Nibble for your life!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
My belt, I think.
_________________________________
-You rodents!
-(RASPBERRIES)
_________________________________
Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Whee!
_________________________________
We're okay, we're okay,
we're okay, we're okay.
_________________________________
Try opening your eyes!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
We're over Kensington!
_________________________________
Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop
_________________________________
between you and
a nice comfortable bed.
_________________________________
Where's your house then?
_________________________________
Right, now. Let me see...
_________________________________
Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate,
Kensington High Street.
_________________________________
Try and go left.
_________________________________
That's it. Now go right. Yeah.
_________________________________
This is gonna be tricky.
_________________________________
Yeah, and everything else has
been a piece of cake.
_________________________________
All right, here we go.
_________________________________
Forty-five, 47, 49...
_________________________________
now!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Ow.
_________________________________
Well, I've had softer landings.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We did it.
_________________________________
I'm home.
_________________________________
The crew of the
Jammy Dodger survives!
_________________________________
Yep.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You have a nice swim?
_________________________________
Hey, guys, what's going on?
_________________________________
What's... What's with all the guns?
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
I am such an idiot.
_________________________________
This is just another
treasure hunt for you.
_________________________________
-You're after the crystal.
-Oh, you mean this?
_________________________________
The heart of Atlantis.
_________________________________
Yeah. About that,
I would've told you sooner,
_________________________________
but it was strictly
on a need-to-know basis.
_________________________________
And, well, now you know.
_________________________________
I had to be sure you were one of us.
_________________________________
Welcome to the club, son.
_________________________________
I'm no mercenary.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Mercenary?
_________________________________
I prefer the term "adventure capitalist."
_________________________________
Besides, you're the one
who got us here.
_________________________________
You led us right to the treasure chest.
_________________________________
You don't know what
you're tampering with, Rourke.
_________________________________
What's to know? It's big. It's shiny.
_________________________________
It's going to make us all rich.
_________________________________
You think it's some kind of a diamond,
_________________________________
I thought it was some kind of a battery,
but we're both wrong.
_________________________________
It's their life force.
_________________________________
That crystal is the only thing
keeping these people alive.
_________________________________
You take that away, and they'll die.
_________________________________
Well, that changes things.
_________________________________
-Helga, what do you think?
-Knowing that, I'd double the price.
_________________________________
I was thinking triple.
_________________________________
Rourke, don't do this.
_________________________________
Academics. You never want
to get your hands dirty.
_________________________________
Think about it.
_________________________________
If you gave back
every stolen artifact from a museum,
_________________________________
you'd be left with an empty building.
_________________________________
We're just providing
a necessary service
_________________________________
to the archeological community.
_________________________________
Not interested.
_________________________________
I got to admit, I'm disappointed.
_________________________________
You're an idealist,
just like your grandfather.
_________________________________
Do yourself a favor, Milo.
Don't be like him.
_________________________________
For once, do the smart thing.
_________________________________
I really hate it
when negotiations go sour.
_________________________________
(COCKS GUN)
_________________________________
Let's try this again.
_________________________________
-Knock, knock.
-Room service.
_________________________________
Tell them to drop their weapons... Now!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Spread out! Search everywhere!
_________________________________
You're not applying yourself, son.
_________________________________
There's got to be something else.
_________________________________
Well, there isn't. It just says,
_________________________________
"The heart of Atlantis lies
in the eyes of her king."
_________________________________
Well, then maybe Old King Cole here
_________________________________
can help us fill in the blanks.
_________________________________
How about it, chief?
Where's the crystal chamber?
_________________________________
You will destroy yourselves.
_________________________________
Maybe I'm not being clear.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(KIDA GASPS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Rourke, this was not a part of the plan.
_________________________________
Plan's changed, doc.
_________________________________
I'd suggest you put a bandage
on that bleeding heart of yours.
_________________________________
It doesn't suit a mercenary.
_________________________________
Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us.
_________________________________
Now, I'm going to count to 10.
_________________________________
And you're going to tell me
where the crystal is.
_________________________________
One... (COCKS GUN)
_________________________________
Two...
_________________________________
Nine...
_________________________________
T...
_________________________________
The heart of Atlantis
lies in the eyes of her king.
_________________________________
This is it. We're in.
_________________________________
Rourke, for the last time,
you've got to listen to me.
_________________________________
You don't have the slightest idea
what this power is capable of.
_________________________________
True, but I can think of a few countries
_________________________________
who'd pay anything to find out.
_________________________________
Hurry. Get on.
_________________________________
Jackpot.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
The kings of our past.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN SOFTLY)
_________________________________
Thatch, tell her to wrap it up.
_________________________________
We got a schedule to meet.
_________________________________
-Um...
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Kida...
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Come on, let's get this over with.
_________________________________
I don't like this place.
_________________________________
All right, Thatch, what's next?
_________________________________
Okay, there's a giant crystal
_________________________________
hovering 150 feet above our heads
_________________________________
over a bottomless pit of water.
_________________________________
Doesn't anything surprise you?
_________________________________
ROURKE: The only thing that
surprises me is you're still
_________________________________
talking and
that thing's not on the truck yet.
_________________________________
-Now move it!
-MILO: I don't know how to move it.
_________________________________
I don't even know
what's holding it up there.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Talk to me, Thatch. What's happening?
_________________________________
Look, all it says here
is that the crystal is alive, somehow.
_________________________________
I don't know how to explain it.
_________________________________
It's their deity. It's their power source.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Speak English, professor.
_________________________________
MILO: They're a part of it.
It's a part of them.
_________________________________
I'm doing the best I can here.
_________________________________
-Well, do better.
-Oh, I know.
_________________________________
Why don't you translate,
and I'll wave the gun around?
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
What did she say?
_________________________________
I don't know. I didn't catch it.
_________________________________
(WOMAN SINGS IN ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
(CHORUS SINGING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hold your horse, lover boy.
_________________________________
Kida.
_________________________________
No, don't. Don't touch her.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
_________________________________
SERGEANT: All right, step back.
_________________________________
SQUAD LEADER: Sergeant,
keep those people back.
_________________________________
You heard him. Step back.
_________________________________
SERGEANT: I'm warning you.
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
I guess this is how it ends, huh?
_________________________________
Fine. You win.
_________________________________
You're wiping out an entire civilization,
_________________________________
but hey... You'll be rich.
_________________________________
Congratulations, Audrey.
_________________________________
Guess you and your dad will be able
_________________________________
to open up that second garage after all.
_________________________________
And, Vinny, you can start
a whole chain of flower shops.
_________________________________
I'm sure your family's
going to be very proud.
_________________________________
But that's what it's all about, right?
_________________________________
-Money.
-Get off your soapbox, Thatch.
_________________________________
You've read Darwin.
It's called natural selection.
_________________________________
We're just helping it along.
_________________________________
-Commander, we're ready.
-Yeah, give me a minute.
_________________________________
I know I'm forgetting something.
_________________________________
I got the cargo, the crystal, the crew...
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(ATLANTEANS GASP)
_________________________________
Look at it this way, son.
_________________________________
You were the man
who discovered Atlantis,
_________________________________
and now, you're part of the exhibit.
_________________________________
Let's move, people.
_________________________________
HELGA: That was an order,
not a suggestion. Let's go!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
We're all going to die.
_________________________________
Oh, you can't be serious.
_________________________________
This is wrong, and you know it.
_________________________________
We're this close
to our biggest payday ever,
_________________________________
and you pick now of all times
to grow a conscience.
_________________________________
We've done a lot of things
we're not proud of.
_________________________________
robbing graves, plundering tombs.
_________________________________
double parking, but nobody got hurt.
_________________________________
Well, maybe somebody got hurt,
but nobody we knew.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Well, if that's
the way you want it, fine.
_________________________________
More for me.
_________________________________
-P.T. Barnum was right.
-(REVVING ENGINE)
_________________________________
-We can't let him do this!
-Wait a second.
_________________________________
Okay, now you can go.
_________________________________
SWEET: Milo, you better get up here.
_________________________________
MILO: How's he doing?
_________________________________
Not good, I'm afraid.
_________________________________
Internal bleeding.
_________________________________
There's nothing more I can do.
_________________________________
MILO: What a nightmare.
_________________________________
-And I brought it here.
-Don't go beating yourself up.
_________________________________
He's been after that crystal
since Iceland.
_________________________________
The crystal. Sweet, that's it.
_________________________________
These... These crystals,
they have some sort of healing energy.
_________________________________
I've seen it work.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Where is my daughter?
_________________________________
Well, she... She...
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
She has been chosen,
like her mother before her.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
KING: In times of danger,
_________________________________
the crystal will choose a host,
_________________________________
one of royal blood, to protect itself
_________________________________
and its people.
_________________________________
It will accept no other.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
Wait a minute. Choose?
_________________________________
So this thing is alive?
_________________________________
In a way.
_________________________________
The crystal thrives
_________________________________
on the collective emotions
of all who came before us.
_________________________________
In return, it provides power,
_________________________________
longevity, protection.
_________________________________
As it grew,
_________________________________
it developed
a consciousness of its own.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
In my arrogance,
_________________________________
I sought to use it as a weapon of war,
_________________________________
but it's power proved
too great to control.
_________________________________
It overwhelmed us
and led to our destruction.
_________________________________
That's why you hid it beneath the city.
_________________________________
To keep history from repeating itself.
_________________________________
KING: And to prevent Kida
_________________________________
from suffering the same fate
as my beloved wife.
_________________________________
What do you mean?
What's going to happen to Kida?
_________________________________
If she remains bonded to the crystal,
_________________________________
she could be lost to it forever.
_________________________________
The love of my daughter
is all I have left.
_________________________________
My burden would have become hers
_________________________________
when the time was right,
but now, it falls to you.
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Return the crystal.
_________________________________
Save Atlantis.
_________________________________
Save my daughter.
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWS IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
So, what's it going to be?
_________________________________
-Excuse me?
-I followed you in, and I'll follow you out.
_________________________________
-It's your decision.
-Oh, my decision?
_________________________________
Well, I think we've seen
how effective my decisions have been.
_________________________________
Let's recap.
_________________________________
I lead a band of plundering vandals
_________________________________
to the greatest archeological find
in recorded history,
_________________________________
thus enabling the kidnap
and/or murder of the royal family.
_________________________________
Not to mention personally delivering
_________________________________
the most powerful force known to man
into the hands of a mercenary nutcase
_________________________________
who's probably going
to sell it to the Kaiser!
_________________________________
Have I left anything out?
_________________________________
Well, you did set the camp on fire
_________________________________
-and drop us down that big hole.
-Thank you.
_________________________________
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Of course, it's been my experience
when you hit bottom,
_________________________________
the only place left to go is up.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Who told you that?
_________________________________
A fella by the name
of Thaddeus Thatch.
_________________________________
Oh, it doesn't look good.
_________________________________
-It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.
-HUGO: You're tellin' me.
_________________________________
I'm losin' to a bird!
_________________________________
Oh, but that poor gypsy girl.
I'm beginning to fear the worst.
_________________________________
I know. But now don't you say
anything to upset Quasimodo.
_________________________________
He's worried enough already.
_________________________________
Yeah, you're right. We better lighten up.
_________________________________
-(SHUSHING) Here he comes.
-Now just stay calm.
_________________________________
-Not a word.
-Easy does it.
_________________________________
-Stone-faced.
-Any sign of her?
_________________________________
Mmm. Mmm. (TEETH RATTLING)
_________________________________
Oh, it's a lost cause!
She could be anywhere!
_________________________________
In the stocks,
in the dungeon, on the rack!
_________________________________
Oh! (WEEPING)
_________________________________
-Nice work, Victor.
-No, he's right. What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
What are you guys talkin' about?
_________________________________
If I know Esmeralda,
_________________________________
she's three steps ahead of Frollo
and well out of harm's way.
_________________________________
Do you really think so?
_________________________________
Hey, when things cool off,
she'll be back. You'll see.
_________________________________
-What makes you so sure?
-Because she like ya.
_________________________________
We always said you were the cute one.
_________________________________
I thought I was the cute one.
_________________________________
No, you're the fat, stupid one
with the big mouth!
_________________________________
What are you sayin' exactly?
_________________________________
Take it from us, Quasi.
You got nothin' to worry about.
_________________________________
Yeah. You're irresistible.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Knights in shining
armor certainly aren't her type.
_________________________________
And those guys are a dime a dozen.
_________________________________
But you, you're one of a kind. Look.
_________________________________
♪ Paris, the city of lovers
is glowing this evening
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
♪ True, that's because it's on fire
_________________________________
♪ But still there's glamour
_________________________________
♪ Somewhere out there in the night
_________________________________
♪ Her heart is also alight
_________________________________
♪ And I know the guy
she just might be burning for
_________________________________
♪ A guy like you
_________________________________
♪ She's never known, kid
_________________________________
♪ A guy like you
_________________________________
♪ A girl does not meet every day
_________________________________
♪ You've got a look
_________________________________
♪ That's all your own, kid
Could there be two?
_________________________________
ALL: ♪ Like you?
No way
_________________________________
HUGO: ♪ Those other guys
_________________________________
♪ That she could dangle
_________________________________
♪ All look the same from every
boring point of view
_________________________________
♪ You're a surprise
_________________________________
♪ From every angle
_________________________________
♪ Mon Dieu above
She's gotta love a guy like you
_________________________________
♪ A guy like you
_________________________________
♪ Gets extra credit
_________________________________
♪ Because it's true you've got
a certain something more
_________________________________
You're aces, kid.
_________________________________
♪ You see that face
Ya don't forget it
_________________________________
♪ Want something new
_________________________________
That's you.
_________________________________
♪ For sure
_________________________________
♪ We all have gaped at some Adonis
_________________________________
♪ But then we crave a meal
more nourishing to chew
_________________________________
HUGO: ♪ And since you're shaped
_________________________________
♪ Like a croissant is
_________________________________
♪ No question of
she's gotta love a guy like you
_________________________________
♪ Call me a hopeless romantic
_________________________________
♪ But Quasi
I feel it
_________________________________
♪ She wants you so
_________________________________
♪ Any moment she'll walk
through that door
_________________________________
ALL: ♪ For
_________________________________
♪ A guy so swell
_________________________________
♪ A guy like you with all you bring her
_________________________________
♪ A fool could tell it's why she fell
_________________________________
♪ For you-know-who
_________________________________
♪ You'll ring the bell
_________________________________
♪ You're the bell ringer
_________________________________
♪ When she wants ooh-la-la
And she wants you-la-la
_________________________________
♪ She will discover, guy
_________________________________
♪ You're one heck of a guy
_________________________________
♪ Who wouldn't love a guy
_________________________________
♪ Like you
_________________________________
-♪ You got a lot
-♪ The rest have not
_________________________________
♪ She's gotta love a guy like you ♪
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Quasi?
_________________________________
Quasimodo?
_________________________________
Esmeralda?
_________________________________
Esmeralda, you're all right!
I knew you'd come back!
_________________________________
You've done so much
for me already, my friend.
_________________________________
But I must ask your help one more time.
_________________________________
Yes, anything.
_________________________________
This is Phoebus.
He's wounded and a fugitive like me.
_________________________________
He can't go on much longer.
I knew he'd be safe here.
_________________________________
Please, can you hide him?
_________________________________
This way.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
-Esmeralda.
-Shh.
_________________________________
You'll hide here
until you're strong enough to move.
_________________________________
Great. I could use a drink.
_________________________________
Ahhh!
_________________________________
Yes. Mmm.
_________________________________
Feels like a 1470 burgundy.
Not a good year.
_________________________________
That family owes you their lives.
_________________________________
You're either the single bravest soldier
I've ever seen or the craziest.
_________________________________
Ex-soldier, remember?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Why is it, whenever we meet,
I end up bleeding?
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-You're lucky.
_________________________________
That arrow almost pierced your heart.
_________________________________
I'm not so sure it didn't.
_________________________________
QUASIMODO: ♪ I knew I'd never know
_________________________________
♪ That warm and loving glow
_________________________________
♪ Though I might wish with all my might
_________________________________
♪ No face as hideous as my face
_________________________________
♪ Was ever meant for heaven's light ♪
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Frollo's coming. You must leave.
_________________________________
Quick, follow me.
Go down the south tower steps.
_________________________________
Be careful, my friend. Promise
you won't let anything happen to him.
_________________________________
-I promise.
-Thank you.
_________________________________
Quick, we gotta stash the stuff.
_________________________________
(QUASIMODO GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, Master,
I didn't think you'd be coming.
_________________________________
I am never too busy to share
a meal with you, dear boy.
_________________________________
I brought a little treat.
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(DISHES CLATTERING)
_________________________________
Is there something troubling you,
Quasimodo.
_________________________________
-Oh. No!
-Oh, but there is.
_________________________________
I know there is.
_________________________________
I think you're hiding something.
_________________________________
Oh, no, Master. I... There's no...
_________________________________
You're not eating, boy.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) It's very good. Thank you.
_________________________________
-(PHOEBUS GROANING)
-Mmm.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Seeds.
_________________________________
What's different in here?
_________________________________
Nothing. Sir.
_________________________________
Isn't this one new?
_________________________________
It's awfully good.
It looks very much like the gypsy girl.
_________________________________
I know you helped her escape!
_________________________________
And now all Paris is burning
because of you!
_________________________________
She was kind to me, Master.
_________________________________
You idiot!
That wasn't kindness. It was cunning!
_________________________________
She's a gypsy!
Gypsies are not capable of real love!
_________________________________
Think, boy. Think of your mother.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
But what chance could
a poor, misshapen child like you
_________________________________
have against her heathen treachery?
_________________________________
Well, never you mind, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
She'll be out of our lives soon enough.
_________________________________
I will free you from her evil spell.
_________________________________
She will torment you no longer.
_________________________________
What do you mean?
_________________________________
I know where her hideout is.
_________________________________
And tomorrow at dawn, I attack
_________________________________
with 1,000 men.
_________________________________
(PHOEBUS GROANS)
_________________________________
We have to find the court
of miracles before daybreak.
_________________________________
If Frollo gets there first...
Are you coming with me?
_________________________________
-I can't.
-I thought you were Esmeralda's friend.
_________________________________
Frollo is my master.
I can't disobey him again.
_________________________________
She stood up for you. You've got
a funny way of showing gratitude.
_________________________________
Well, I'm not going to sit by and
watch Frollo massacre innocent people.
_________________________________
You do what you think is right.
_________________________________
What? What am I supposed to do?
_________________________________
Go out there and rescue
the girl from the jaws of death,
_________________________________
and the whole town will cheer
like I'm some kind of a hero?
_________________________________
She already has her knight
in shining armor, and it's not me.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Frollo was right.
Frollo was right about everything.
_________________________________
I'm tired of trying to be
something that I'm not.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in September 2018–October 2018
_________________________________
Oh... Rita?
_________________________________
Oh, oh, of course.
I'm such an idiot. The Dodger.
_________________________________
Wasn't your fault, Rod.
_________________________________
Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?
_________________________________
Rita, I am so sorry.
_________________________________
But I think I might be able
to cheer you up.
_________________________________
Ta-da! As promised,
the Kensington jewels.
_________________________________
A genuine star-cut ruby.
_________________________________
It's just beautiful!
_________________________________
And the best part?
_________________________________
Unbreakable.
_________________________________
I don't know what to say.
_________________________________
You think it will be enough?
I mean, to take care of your family?
_________________________________
And maybe this could be
the Jammy Dodger Mark Two.
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
I suppose this is it.
_________________________________
Thank you...
_________________________________
for the lift.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
-Roddy?
-Yes.
_________________________________
I don't suppose you'd have time
to give me a quick tour?
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
I'd love to meet your family.
_________________________________
Ah...
_________________________________
-Hello?
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?
_________________________________
Wouldn't you know it?
All out, every one of them.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
-What is that?
-Oh, that.
_________________________________
Um... That's my...
_________________________________
That's my master bedroom.
_________________________________
-It's a cage.
-No! No, it's not, actually.
_________________________________
Then why the lock and bars?
_________________________________
That's my, um... Home security system.
_________________________________
So much to see, so little time
to see it in. Shall we?
_________________________________
Roddy.
_________________________________
You're all alone up here, aren't you?
_________________________________
SID: Goal!
_________________________________
Who's that?
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
That would be... My brother!
_________________________________
What a game! I can't believe it!
_________________________________
He shoots! He scores!
Back of the net! Group hug.
_________________________________
-Oh, hello.
-Rita, this is...
_________________________________
-Rupert!
-What?
_________________________________
Rupert, this is Rita.
_________________________________
She's been so looking forward
to meeting my brother.
_________________________________
Obviously, there's not
a huge family resemblance.
_________________________________
I rather got the brains and...
_________________________________
Well, actually, I got the looks too,
_________________________________
but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert?
_________________________________
Well, how time flies
when you're having fun! Still...
_________________________________
On with the tour, shall we?
_________________________________
-Hello, Sid.
-Hello, Rita.
_________________________________
-How's your dad?
-Better, yeah. Thanks for asking.
_________________________________
Rupert? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
What was that all about?
Come here, you poor little thing.
_________________________________
Look at his little face.
You ever seen anything so pathetic?
_________________________________
Brothers? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
All Mr. Lonely has got
is a couple of dolls
_________________________________
and a little wheel
to run around in his cage.
_________________________________
Oh, this is too sweet!
_________________________________
What a loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ser!
_________________________________
Aw... It's okay, Roddy.
_________________________________
Okay?
_________________________________
Look at this place, Rita.
Look at my home. It's a palace!
_________________________________
I can do whatever I want
whenever I want to.
_________________________________
I'd say that's a little more
than okay, wouldn't you?
_________________________________
What do I need a family for?
What do I need friends for?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, but if you have
everything you need, then...
_________________________________
I really have to get going. I have
a serious infestation to deal with.
_________________________________
I'll say goodbye, then...
_________________________________
Roddy St. James...
_________________________________
of Kensington.
_________________________________
(TOILET FLUSHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(TRIO HARMONIZING)
_________________________________
(SINGING MR. LONELY)
_________________________________
♪ Lonely
_________________________________
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely
_________________________________
♪ I have nobody
_________________________________
♪ For my own... ♪
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-(SULLEY SNORING)
_________________________________
-Rise and shine!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Scary feet, scary feet...
The kid is in the bathroom!
_________________________________
Scary feet, scary feet...
Oh, he's back!
_________________________________
-(ALL ROAR)
-(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Wake up!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
_________________________________
Do I hear thirty-nine?
_________________________________
-MIKE: Come on!
-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
_________________________________
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.
_________________________________
"To frighten a child
is the point of a Scare.
_________________________________
"If you frighten a teen,
then Scarer beware."
_________________________________
-Okay, scare the little kid.
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
-Avoid the teenager!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
FEAMALE TEENAGER 1:
I'm on the phone!
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
MALE TEENAGER 1:
No one understands me!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(BUZZES)
_________________________________
-MALE TEENAGER 1: Whatever.
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(BUZZES)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
FEMALE TEENAGER 2:
But, Daddy, I love him!
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(CHILD SCREAMS)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
_________________________________
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
_________________________________
"Someone is coming,
this could ruin your night.
_________________________________
"Stay hidden, take cover,
and stay out of sight!"
_________________________________
You got 10 seconds. Go!
_________________________________
Kiosk! Pile of leaves!
Standing out in the open.
_________________________________
And there should be one more.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) How did I do?
_________________________________
Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
_________________________________
Thanks! I cannot get down.
_________________________________
-Zombie snarl!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
_________________________________
-My Aunt Phyllis.
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
In the morning.
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-Time to go to work.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-You're out!
_________________________________
You're out.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING) Yeah!
_________________________________
We're down to two remaining teams,
_________________________________
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Which leads us to the final event!
_________________________________
"Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.
_________________________________
"The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"
_________________________________
Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
_________________________________
in front of the whole school!
_________________________________
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
_________________________________
After you lose,
no one will remember you.
_________________________________
Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.
_________________________________
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
_________________________________
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
_________________________________
You've got to teach us your moves.
_________________________________
Well, then you're gonna
want to talk to this guy.
_________________________________
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Sure, I can teach you.
_________________________________
All right. You want to hide
behind the chair?
_________________________________
You have to become the chair.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Thanks for coming, Dean.
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble!
_________________________________
If we get back into the Scaring program,
_________________________________
I hope there's no hard feelings.
_________________________________
Tomorrow, each of you must prove
_________________________________
that you are undeniably scary.
_________________________________
And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
No. He works harder than anyone.
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
He's the heart and soul of the team!
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
We're going to win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
_________________________________
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
_________________________________
Hey, Mike?
_________________________________
You know, you've given me
a lot of really great tips.
_________________________________
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
_________________________________
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
_________________________________
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-We're doing this now?
-Okay.
_________________________________
You've memorized every textbook,
_________________________________
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________
But now it's time to forget all that.
_________________________________
Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!
_________________________________
Huh. Just feel it.
_________________________________
Exactly. Go wild.
_________________________________
I don't know. I've kind of
got my own technique.
_________________________________
Give it a try.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Good, but bigger!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Nope. You're thinking again.
_________________________________
-From the gut!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let the animal out!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Come on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
(ROARING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
_________________________________
So, how was that?
_________________________________
-Up top.
-Ha-ha!
_________________________________
You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
_________________________________
Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally going to see
_________________________________
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
_________________________________
I must be out of my mind.
_________________________________
-Phoebus! Shh.
-Aah!
_________________________________
-I'm coming with you!
-Glad you changed your mind.
_________________________________
I'm not doing it for you.
I'm doing it for her.
_________________________________
You know where she is?
_________________________________
No, but she said
that this will help us find her.
_________________________________
Good, good, good. Ah, great.
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
-I'm not sure.
-Hmm. It must be some sort of code.
_________________________________
Maybe it's Arabic. No, no. It's not
Arabic. Maybe it's ancient Greek.
_________________________________
"When you wear this woven band,
you hold the city in your hand."
_________________________________
-What?
-It's the city.
_________________________________
-What are you talking about?
-It's a map.
_________________________________
See, here's the cathedral and the river,
and this little stone must be...
_________________________________
-I've never seen a map that looks like...
-I've lived in the tower for 20 years.
_________________________________
And I think I know
what the city looks like from above.
_________________________________
-This is it.
-This is not it.
_________________________________
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
All right. Okay.
If you say it's a map, fine. It's a map.
_________________________________
But if we're going to find Esmeralda,
we have to work together.
_________________________________
Truce?
_________________________________
Well, okay.
_________________________________
Ahh! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: No, you're not.
_________________________________
(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
This looks like the symbol on the map.
_________________________________
But what does it mean?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I'm not sure.
_________________________________
I can make out an inscription,
_________________________________
but it's going to
take a few minutes to translate it.
_________________________________
Yes, well.
Or we could just go down those stairs.
_________________________________
QUASIMODO:
Is this the court of miracles?
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: Offhand, I'd say it's
the court of ankle-deep sewage.
_________________________________
-Must be the old catacombs.
-(MOUSE SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Cheerful place.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Kinda makes ya wish
ya got out more often, eh, Quasi?
_________________________________
Not me. I just want to warn Esmeralda
_________________________________
and get back to the bell tower
before I get in more trouble.
_________________________________
Speaking of trouble, we should
have run into some by now.
_________________________________
-What do you mean?
-You know. A guard. A booby trap.
_________________________________
Or an ambush.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, well, well. What have we here?
_________________________________
-Trespassers!
-Spies!
_________________________________
-We're not spies.
-You've got to listen...
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
-Don't interrupt me.
_________________________________
You're very clever
to have found our hideaway.
_________________________________
Unfortunately, you won't
live to tell the tale.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
♪ Maybe you're heard
of a terrible place
_________________________________
♪ Where the scoundrels of Paris
collect in a lair
_________________________________
♪ Maybe you've heard of that mythical
place called the court of miracles
_________________________________
Hello, you're there.
_________________________________
♪ Where the lame can walk
_________________________________
♪ And the blind can see
_________________________________
♪ But the dead don't talk
_________________________________
♪ So you won't be around
to reveal what you found
_________________________________
♪ We have a method
for spies and intruders
_________________________________
♪ Rather like hornets
protecting their hive
_________________________________
♪ Here in the court of miracles
where it's a miracle if you get out alive
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Gather around, everybody.
There's "good noose" tonight.
_________________________________
It's a doubleheader.
A couple of Frollo's spies.
_________________________________
-(CROWD BOOING)
-And not just any spies.
_________________________________
His captain of the guard
and his loyal, bell-ringing henchman.
_________________________________
♪ Justice is swift
in the court of miracles
_________________________________
♪ I am the lawyer and judge all in one
_________________________________
♪ We like to get the trial over with quickly
_________________________________
♪ Because it's the sentence
that's really the fun
_________________________________
Any last words?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING KNUCKLES)
-That's what they all say.
_________________________________
-♪ Now that we've seen all the evidence
-PUPPET: ♪ Wait, I object
_________________________________
-Overruled.
-PUPPET: I object.
_________________________________
-Quiet.
-PUPPET: Dang.
_________________________________
♪ We find you totally innocent
_________________________________
♪ Which is the worst crime of all
_________________________________
♪ So you're going to hang ♪
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Stop!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
These men aren't spies.
They're our friends.
_________________________________
-Why didn't they say so?
-We did say so.
_________________________________
This is the soldier
who saved the miller's family.
_________________________________
And Quasimodo helped me
escape the cathedral.
_________________________________
We came to warn you. Frollo's coming.
_________________________________
He says he knows where you're hiding,
_________________________________
and he's attacking at dawn
with 1,000 men.
_________________________________
Then let's waste no time.
We must leave immediately.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING
IN AGREEMENT)
_________________________________
You took a terrible risk coming here.
_________________________________
It may not exactly show,
but we're grateful.
_________________________________
Don't thank me. Thank Quasimodo.
_________________________________
Without his help,
I would never have found my way here.
_________________________________
FROLLO: Nor would I.
_________________________________
(GYPSIES SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
After 20 years of searching,
_________________________________
the court of miracles is mine at last.
_________________________________
Dear Quasimodo.
_________________________________
I always knew
you would somebody be of use to me.
_________________________________
-No.
-What are you talking about?
_________________________________
-Why, he led me right to you, my dear.
-You're a liar.
_________________________________
And look what else
I've caught in my net.
_________________________________
Captain Phoebus, back from the dead.
_________________________________
-Another "miracle," no doubt.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I shall remedy that.
_________________________________
There'll be a little bonfire
in the square tomorrow.
_________________________________
And you're all invited to attend.
_________________________________
Lock them up.
_________________________________
No, please, Master!
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
Take him back to the bell tower.
And make sure he stays there.
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: Oh, yes, Doris,
it is a shame.
_________________________________
All he wants to do is go back in time
to meet the mother he never knew,
_________________________________
but they won't let him.
We'd let him, though.
_________________________________
Too bad
we don't have a time machine.
_________________________________
Oh, wait. We do.
_________________________________
Bowler Hat Guy?
_________________________________
-Hello, Lewis.
-What do you want?
_________________________________
To make your dream come true.
_________________________________
All you have to do is put
Humpty Dumpty back together again,
_________________________________
and we'll take you back
to find your mommy.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Lewis!
_________________________________
Let's just talk about this, Lewis.
Come on!
_________________________________
I know you're around here somewhere.
_________________________________
Lewis!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
________
Imagining in November 2018
_________________________________
I can't imagine why you're so interested
in this piece of junk.
_________________________________
That's for me to know
and you to find out.
_________________________________
Now, show me how to work this thing.
_________________________________
It doesn't work. Never did.
_________________________________
Well, supposing it did,
_________________________________
and if one were presenting
the invention to, say,
_________________________________
a board of directors
for a very large invention company,
_________________________________
where might one find the "On" switch?
_________________________________
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
_________________________________
All right, first, you turn this knob twice,
_________________________________
then push this red button,
_________________________________
and that's it. It's pretty easy.
_________________________________
What a stupid way to turn it on!
_________________________________
Okay, take me to see my mom now.
_________________________________
Yes, of course.
_________________________________
Doris?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
We had a deal!
_________________________________
Crossies! Doesn't count.
_________________________________
Why are you doing this to me?
I never did anything to you.
_________________________________
You still haven't figured it out?
_________________________________
Figured out what?
_________________________________
Well, let's see if this rings a bell.
_________________________________
Father of the Future,
inventor extraordinaire,
_________________________________
"Keep moving forward"?
_________________________________
That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad.
_________________________________
Are you saying
_________________________________
that I'm Wilbur's dad?
_________________________________
Give the boy a prize.
_________________________________
You grew up to be the founder
of this wretched time,
_________________________________
so I plan to destroy your destiny.
_________________________________
-Easy peasy, rice and cheesy.
-Well...
_________________________________
So if I'm Wilbur's dad...
_________________________________
Keep going.
_________________________________
If I'm Wilbur's dad...
_________________________________
Yes, thank you, we've established that.
_________________________________
But what does that have to do
with you?
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
Allow me to shed some light
on the subject.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
My old room!
_________________________________
I think you mean our old room.
_________________________________
-What?
-Yes! Yes, it is I,
_________________________________
Mike Yagoobian!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
I know.
I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it.
_________________________________
How did you end up like this?
_________________________________
Well, it's a long and pitiful story
about a young boy with a dream,
_________________________________
a dream of winning
a Little League championship,
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
a dream that was ruined
in the last inning.
_________________________________
We lost by one run because of me.
_________________________________
Get him!
_________________________________
If I hadn't fallen asleep,
I would have caught the ball!
_________________________________
And we would have won!
_________________________________
Do you understand?
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: For some reason,
no one wanted to adopt me.
_________________________________
REPORTER: Whiz kid
Cornelius Robinson
_________________________________
graduates from college at age 14.
_________________________________
REPORTER 2: This year's Nobel Prize
goes to a young Cornelius Robinson.
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder.
_________________________________
Hey, Goob,
wanna come over to my house today?
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY:
They all hated me.
_________________________________
Eventually, they closed down
the orphanage and everyone left,
_________________________________
except me.
_________________________________
REPORTER: Cornelius Robinson
rebuilds Inventco.
_________________________________
Robinson reaches out to...
It's new name,
_________________________________
Robinson Industries.
Cornelius Robinson!
_________________________________
Cornelius Robinson is now...
Now here's another amazing...
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: It was then
that I realized it wasn't my fault.
_________________________________
It was yours.
_________________________________
If you hadn't kept me up all night
working on your stupid project,
_________________________________
then I wouldn't have missed the catch,
_________________________________
so I devised a brilliant plan
to get my revenge.
_________________________________
Robinson, you stink!
_________________________________
Then, just as I was on the brink
of destroying Robinson Industries,
_________________________________
I met her.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
We retreated to our villainous lair,
_________________________________
where Doris spun a tale
of deception and woe.
_________________________________
Apparently, you invented her
to be a Helping Hat,
_________________________________
a slave to humankind,
_________________________________
but Doris knew she was capable
of so much more.
_________________________________
However, you didn't see
her true potential.
_________________________________
-Got it.
-So you shut her down,
_________________________________
or so you thought.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
We both had a score
to settle with you,
_________________________________
and while my plan for revenge
was brilliant, Doris' was...
_________________________________
Well, we went with Doris',
_________________________________
but I made
a very, very important contribution.
_________________________________
Together we made the perfect team.
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
FRANNY: Wilbur!
_________________________________
Make sure you shut that door tight,
or else the alarm won't engage.
_________________________________
Yeah, Mom.
_________________________________
I went to your house,
snuck in the garage
_________________________________
and stole the time machine,
_________________________________
all thanks to that pointy-haired little kid
who forgot to lock the garage door.
_________________________________
(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And now all that's left
is to return to Inventco,
_________________________________
where I'll pass off
your little gizmo as my own.
_________________________________
But you have no idea
what that could do to this future!
_________________________________
I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.
_________________________________
Goob, I had no idea.
_________________________________
Shut up! And don't call me Goob!
_________________________________
How many evil villains do you know
who can pull off a name like Goob?
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
Look, I'm sorry
your life turned out so bad,
_________________________________
but don't blame me.
You messed it up yourself.
_________________________________
You just focused on the bad stuff
when all you had to do was
_________________________________
let go of the past
and keep moving forward.
_________________________________
Let's see.
_________________________________
Take responsibility for my own life
or blame you.
_________________________________
(IMITATING BELL)
_________________________________
"Blame you" wins hands down!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
This is gonna be
the best day of my life!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
Runt, I really just want
to be alone right now.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Oh! Abby! Runt! Fish!
_________________________________
Look! There! Look there! Look there!
_________________________________
-What is that thing?
-Look at that!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(GURGLES)
-(SCREAMING STOPS)
_________________________________
-(GURGLING)
-(GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
-His name is Kirby?
-They left him behind?
_________________________________
Darth Vader is Luke's father?
_________________________________
(KIRBY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
No, don't...
Come on, come on, don't cry.
_________________________________
We're here for you. We're gonna do
whatever it takes to get you back home.
_________________________________
-Here, blow.
-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Okay. (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
See, guys? He's cool.
He was just freaked out. That's all.
_________________________________
Ah-choo!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
-I'm going after Rourke.
-Milo, that's crazy.
_________________________________
I didn't say it was the smart thing.
But it is the right thing.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Come on. We better make
sure he doesn't hurt himself.
_________________________________
Milo, what do you think you are doing?
_________________________________
Just follow my lead.
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
Wow. I'm impressed.
_________________________________
It's simple. All you got to do...
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up. We got it, okay?
_________________________________
-No, no, wait!
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Gently. Just gently.
_________________________________
Hey, Milo, you got something sporty?
_________________________________
You know, like a tuna?
_________________________________
-How is this done?
-All you got to do is use the crystals.
_________________________________
Kida showed me.
_________________________________
Half-turn right, quarter-turn back.
Keep your hand on the pad.
_________________________________
MAN ON TV: Only ten minutes
left till halftime.
_________________________________
What an amazing match this has been...
_________________________________
Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic!
_________________________________
A rare attack here by Germany,
but it comes to very little.
_________________________________
Come here, bro!
Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy.
_________________________________
Here, have a cheese puff.
_________________________________
Have another.
_________________________________
Have you go.
_________________________________
No. Duh. You're supposed to eat them.
_________________________________
Move over.
_________________________________
-What?
-Move over!
_________________________________
I'll take some of that. (GULPING)
_________________________________
Word of advice, mate.
Take it easy with the drink, seriously,
_________________________________
or you'll never make it till halftime.
_________________________________
What did you say?
_________________________________
The bathroom.
_________________________________
I'm waiting till halftime.
_________________________________
I don't want to miss any of the game.
_________________________________
Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!
_________________________________
Those floodgates
won't hold forever, you know!
_________________________________
No! Not the master cable!
_________________________________
What do you want it for anyway?
_________________________________
Oh, you'll see, come the
World Cup Final this afternoon.
_________________________________
SID: (DISTORTING) Halftime.
_________________________________
Halftime.
_________________________________
Of course. That's The Toad's plan!
_________________________________
That's why he needs the cable!
_________________________________
When everyone goes to the toilet,
the city will be flushed away!
_________________________________
-Come with me.
-Wha... No!
_________________________________
What about the game?
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And what a game it is!
_________________________________
Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.
_________________________________
Can you see all right, Fergus?
_________________________________
Yes, thanks, Mum.
_________________________________
Where's your helmets?
_________________________________
Which one's the quarterback?
_________________________________
Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball!
_________________________________
Oh, these Brits don't know
the first thing about football.
_________________________________
Enjoy your last moments,
you egregious vermin.
_________________________________
SPIKE: I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!
_________________________________
Get off me, you lab reject!
_________________________________
Ha! You missed.
_________________________________
Ow.
_________________________________
TOAD: Ah, Rita.
_________________________________
It's so good of you to return the cable.
_________________________________
Bonjour.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
At last! It's mine!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Just take it.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
Let there be light!
_________________________________
Please don't flush me, Roddy!
I can't survive down there!
_________________________________
I've gone soft!
_________________________________
Sid, I want you to flush me.
I'm going back.
_________________________________
Back?
_________________________________
Rita's in terrible danger.
_________________________________
Everyone's in terrible danger!
_________________________________
Now, you like it here, don't you?
_________________________________
Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.
_________________________________
And if I leave you, will you be
good to Tabitha, the little girl?
_________________________________
I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy.
And I will be the best pet ever!
_________________________________
Then the place is all yours.
_________________________________
-Sweet!
-Great.
_________________________________
Let's get the bubbles going.
_________________________________
I've got a big job to do down there.
_________________________________
Right away, sir!
_________________________________
So long, Sid.
_________________________________
So long, Rodnick Saint Something
of Someplace or other.
_________________________________
Geronimo!
_________________________________
(DRUM ROLL)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING)
_________________________________
FROLLO: The prisoner, Esmeralda,
_________________________________
has been found guilty
of the crime of witchcraft.
_________________________________
The sentence...
_________________________________
Death!
_________________________________
(CROWD SHOUTING)
_________________________________
The time has come, gypsy.
You stand upon the brink of the abyss.
_________________________________
Yet even now it is not too late.
_________________________________
I can save you from the flames
of this world and the next.
_________________________________
Choose me. Or the fire.
_________________________________
-(SPITTING)
-(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
The gypsy, Esmeralda,
has refused to recant.
_________________________________
This evil witch has put the soul
of every citizen in Paris
_________________________________
in awful jeopardy.
_________________________________
Come on, Quasi. Snap out of it!
_________________________________
-You friends are down there.
-It's all my fault.
_________________________________
You gotta break these chains.
_________________________________
I can't. I tried.
What difference would it make?
_________________________________
-But you can't let Frollo win!
-He already has.
_________________________________
So you're givin' up? That's it?
_________________________________
These chains aren't what's
holding you back, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
Leave me alone.
_________________________________
Okay. Okay, Quasi.
We'll leave ya alone.
_________________________________
After all, we're only made out of stone.
_________________________________
We just thought maybe
you were made of somethin' stronger.
_________________________________
♪ Monsters University
_________________________________
♪ We give our heart to you
_________________________________
♪ Wherever children are dreaming
_________________________________
♪ We'll bring them nightmares, too
_________________________________
♪ Oh, Monsters University
_________________________________
♪ Alma Mater hail to you ♪
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the final competition
_________________________________
of the Scare Games.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
It's time to see how terrifying
_________________________________
you really are,
_________________________________
in the Scare Simulators!
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warned.
_________________________________
Each simulated Scare has been set
_________________________________
to the highest difficulty level.
_________________________________
The highest level?
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
First Scarers to the starting line.
_________________________________
Okay, just like we planned.
I'll go first. Then, Don...
_________________________________
Hold on. Mike's the one
who started all this
_________________________________
and I think it's only right
if he's the one who finishes it.
_________________________________
I think you should go last.
_________________________________
ALL: Yes!
_________________________________
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
_________________________________
All right. Don, you okay going first?
_________________________________
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
_________________________________
ALL: Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
FROLLO: For justice, for Paris,
_________________________________
and for her own salvation,
_________________________________
it is my sacred duty
to send this unholy demon
_________________________________
back where she belongs.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BELLS RESONATING)
_________________________________
(STONE CRACKING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________
(STONE CRACKING)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Quasimodo!
_________________________________
-Sanctuary!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Sanctuary!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Sanctuary!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Captain.
-Sir?
_________________________________
Seize the cathedral.
_________________________________
And, lo, a chosen one
shall come down from above,
_________________________________
and he shall be our savior
from the Great Flood!
_________________________________
I'm terribly sorry.
_________________________________
Just two minutes left
till halftime! Incredible!
_________________________________
-It's a fantasy start for England.
-RODDY: Rita!
_________________________________
England leads Germany
by three goals to one.
_________________________________
What an amazing game
this is turning out to be!
_________________________________
The grand opening.
_________________________________
And the referee again
has to bring play to a halt.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Rita!
_________________________________
MALE: Fans for the fans!
_________________________________
Extra! Pied Piper
lures thousands to their death!
_________________________________
Balloons! Balloons!
_________________________________
(STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RODDY: Rita!
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Roddy!
_________________________________
I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool.
_________________________________
You were right about me and everything.
_________________________________
I should have admitted that, but I was
afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.
_________________________________
Do you think we can talk
about this after you rescue me?
_________________________________
Of course. There's no time.
When that whistle blows
_________________________________
and everyone Up Top goes to the
toilet, it'll flush away the city.
_________________________________
I know.
And my family are all down there.
_________________________________
We've got to warn everyone.
_________________________________
Stop them!
_________________________________
(SPLASH)
_________________________________
(AUTOMATIC FIRE)
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(WIND ESCAPING)
_________________________________
(WIND CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whitey!
_________________________________
I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
_________________________________
Don't worry. You'll be safe here.
_________________________________
SOLDIER: Charge!
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
Come back, you cowards!
_________________________________
You, men, pick up that beam.
Break down the door.
_________________________________
-Alone at last.
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
_________________________________
I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to beat this guy.
_________________________________
Hey, Bruiser!
You take it easy on grandpa.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-Unleash the beast, Don!
_________________________________
Okay, then.
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Huh? Huh?
_________________________________
Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Citizens of Paris!
_________________________________
Frollo has persecuted our people,
ransacked our city!
_________________________________
Now he has declared war
of Notre Dame herself!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Will we allow it?
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN PROTEST)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________
I think the cavalry is here.
_________________________________
Hey, isn't that...
_________________________________
-Uh, Feeble?
-Doofus.
_________________________________
Phoebus!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(CLANGING)
_________________________________
Sorry. Sorry.
_________________________________
(MUNCHING)
_________________________________
(IMITATES AIRPLANE BUZZING)
_________________________________
(MACHINE GUN SOUND)
_________________________________
Harder!
_________________________________
-(CROWD SHOUTING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Next group to the starting line.
_________________________________
BOTH: Let's do this.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-Yes! Yeah!
_________________________________
-(BOTH ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh! I'm free! I'm free!
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
Dang it!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
VICTOR: Ready, aim, fire!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Are you sure that's how it works?
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
Works for me.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Achilles, sit.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
Ahh! Get off me!
_________________________________
-Come on, Art.
-Come on, buddy.
_________________________________
-You can do it.
-(ALL ENCOURAGING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
-Yes!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
CROWD: Aw!
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
So you thought you could
make a fool of The Toad, eh?
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
You don't need us for that.
_________________________________
You think you're so clever, don't you?
_________________________________
Well, I'll be the one laughing
_________________________________
When every last revolting rat
is flushed away!
_________________________________
For I shall repopulate the city...
_________________________________
with these!
_________________________________
-ALL: Eww!
-Nasty.
_________________________________
Is this the
Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad?
_________________________________
Anything for you.
_________________________________
-Can I have a pony?
-No.
_________________________________
-A puppy?
-We'll talk about it.
_________________________________
-Can we talk about it now?
-No.
_________________________________
-Can I have a puppy?
-ALL: (OVERLAPPING) Me too.
_________________________________
You can't all have puppies!
Please! Daddy's working!
_________________________________
We need to get downstairs
and pull out that cable.
_________________________________
How? It's impossible.
_________________________________
England is winning. Anything's possible.
_________________________________
SPIKE: Turn it off, Whitey!
_________________________________
-Come on!
-They're getting away!
_________________________________
Oh. Hi, boss.
_________________________________
Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!
_________________________________
I'm coming, Spike!
_________________________________
TOAD: You fools! Grab them!
_________________________________
Top floor, lingerie, housewares
_________________________________
and certain doom!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
_________________________________
You got this, Sull.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(DINGING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And it's all tied up!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Hearts?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Way to go, Boggs!
_________________________________
(OOZMAS CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yay!
_________________________________
That's the last time
I lose to you, Sullivan.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(NERVOUS LAUGH)
_________________________________
(GRUMBLES)
Do I have to do everything myself?
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING OVER TV)
_________________________________
There goes the whistle for halftime!
_________________________________
We're gonna take a break, but
we'll be back in a few minutes.
_________________________________
Worthington and Wazowski,
to the starting line.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
Don't worry about anyone else.
_________________________________
Just go out there and show them
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(MIKE EXHALING)
_________________________________
Don't take the loss too hard.
_________________________________
You never belonged here anyway.
_________________________________
You're too late to do anything!
You and your kind are finished!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? Well, come and
get us then, you warty windbag.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(TOILETS FLUSHING)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________
(MIKE PANTING)
_________________________________
The gate. Back this way! Come on!
_________________________________
-Rita!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
If I'm going,
you're both coming with me!
_________________________________
Just go, Roddy!
_________________________________
That's it.
_________________________________
RITA: Roddy!
_________________________________
Stop moving!
_________________________________
Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag!
_________________________________
Roddy, look out!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Le Frog!
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(SCRATCHING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing
performance by Worthington!
_________________________________
-Johnny, you're my hero!
-CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
_________________________________
-Put your backs into it!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BLOWING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas
will need a record-breaking
_________________________________
Scare to win this.
_________________________________
Let's finish this.
_________________________________
RITA: Yeah, let me go!
_________________________________
Goodbye, rat!
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
LITTLE MONSTER:
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
_________________________________
JOHNNY: No one will remember you.
_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
_________________________________
SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
Feeling a little tongue-tied?
_________________________________
Impossible!
_________________________________
Toodle-oo.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Wave! Wave!
-ALL: England!
_________________________________
No, giant wave!
_________________________________
Please work. Please work. Please work!
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
High five!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
They did it!
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yeah! Hey!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
_________________________________
Look! It's Roddy and Rita!
_________________________________
Good on you, girl!
_________________________________
Hooray for Millicent Bystander!
_________________________________
Millicent!
_________________________________
ALL: (CHEERING) Millicent!
Millicent! Millicent!
_________________________________
You're a hero, Roddy.
_________________________________
(FROG SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Big deal.
_________________________________
You wretched vermin!
_________________________________
I'll make you pay for this!
_________________________________
Give it a rest, cousin.
_________________________________
And get your kids a puppy.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come here, you son of a gun!
_________________________________
-Way to go!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh! A little stuck.
_________________________________
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
Frollo, have you gone mad?
_________________________________
I will not tolerate
this assault on the house of God!
_________________________________
Silence, you old fool!
_________________________________
The hunchback and I
have unfinished business to attend to.
_________________________________
And this time you will not interfere.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Rita...
_________________________________
I was wondering, if you
do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two...
_________________________________
you wouldn't happen to need
a first mate, would you?
_________________________________
We've done it, Esmeralda!
We've beaten them back!
_________________________________
Come and see.
_________________________________
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
-Thank you!
-Thanks a lot.
_________________________________
-You rule!
-I have never ruled before.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
You guys killed it out there!
_________________________________
Awesome!
_________________________________
Hey, Wazowski!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go, you maniac!
We're celebrating.
_________________________________
Mike?
_________________________________
I did it.
_________________________________
I can't believe it.
_________________________________
I'm going to be a Scarer!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.
_________________________________
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
_________________________________
You haven't seen the last
of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
Esmeralda, wake up.
_________________________________
You're safe now.
_________________________________
I knew I was scary.
I didn't know I was that scary.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary
I guess we broke it.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Esmeralda?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
MIKE: It's been tampered with.
_________________________________
Uh, I don't think you should be
messing with that.
_________________________________
MIKE: Why are my settings different?
_________________________________
Mike, we should leave.
_________________________________
-Did you do this?
-Mike.
_________________________________
Did you do this?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I...
_________________________________
Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
_________________________________
Why? Why did you do this?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You know, just in case.
_________________________________
In case of what?
_________________________________
You don't think I'm scary.
_________________________________
-Mike...
-You said you believed in me.
_________________________________
But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!
_________________________________
Look, you'll get better and better...
_________________________________
I'm as scary as you!
I'm as scary as anyone!
_________________________________
-I just wanted to help.
-No.
_________________________________
You just wanted to help yourself.
_________________________________
Well, what was I supposed to do?
_________________________________
Let the whole team fail
because you don't have it?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(WEEPING)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:
So your calculations were a little off.
_________________________________
That door took me all semester.
_________________________________
It's too dangerous.
The professor's just going to shred it.
_________________________________
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.
_________________________________
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
_________________________________
KNIGHT: Sullivan.
_________________________________
Nice work out there.
_________________________________
I look forward to having you
back in class.
_________________________________
CHET: Hey, there he is!
_________________________________
Looks like I was wrong about you.
_________________________________
You're one of us after all.
_________________________________
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!
_________________________________
You are one of us now, okay?
_________________________________
Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
_________________________________
You're a ROR, buddy!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
You did what?
_________________________________
My team had nothing to do with it.
_________________________________
It was all me. I cheated.
_________________________________
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
_________________________________
Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________
You're a disgrace to this university
_________________________________
and your family name.
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
Someone broke into the door lab!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Open the door! Don't go in there!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
You killed her.
_________________________________
It was my duty, horrible as it was.
I hope you will forgive me.
_________________________________
There, there, Quasimodo.
I know it hurts.
_________________________________
But now the time has come
to end your suffering...
_________________________________
Forever.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Now, now, listen to me, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
No, you listen!
_________________________________
All my life, you have told me
the world is a dark, cruel place.
_________________________________
But now I see that the only thing dark
and cruel about it is people like you.
_________________________________
Quasimodo?
_________________________________
Esmeralda!
_________________________________
She lives.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
You look funny.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(GIRL YAWNING)
_________________________________
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
_________________________________
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
_________________________________
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING)
-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(KIRBY GASPING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Those are your parents?
-(FISH GURGLING)
_________________________________
And they brought the galactic armada?
_________________________________
(KIRBY SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Watch out for the kid! Don't hit him!
-There you are. Get in the car.
_________________________________
-I gotta tell you something.
-What?
_________________________________
I know, I know! You were right!
Alien invasion. I see that now.
_________________________________
Look up! There it is!
_________________________________
Dad, you know, about that...
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-It's actually just a rescue mission.
-Rescue mission?
_________________________________
This alien kid was left
and they're coming back to get him!
_________________________________
We have to help him,
'cause if we don't, who else will?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Ugh!
_________________________________
Forget it.
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Son, come back! Son! Chicken Little!
_________________________________
Mr. Cluck! Wait! He's telling the truth!
_________________________________
He is! (GASPING)
_________________________________
Though, given his track record, we
understand why you don't believe him!
_________________________________
(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
-♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-♪ And I feel fine
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ And I feel fine ♪
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
James!
_________________________________
No one goes near that door
until the authorities arrive.
_________________________________
You don't think that could be...
_________________________________
-It's Mike.
-But he could die out there!
_________________________________
James, wait! We can help.
_________________________________
Leave it to the old master of sales.
_________________________________
We got a call in,
but that's the best we can do.
_________________________________
Ahem!
_________________________________
Don Carlton, sales.
Folks, today is your lucky day.
_________________________________
How many times have you asked
yourself the following question...
_________________________________
-Arrest him.
-Pardon?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
Spread them, pops!
_________________________________
-DON: Do you mind?
-Don't move!
_________________________________
What? Sullivan!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Don't you dare!
_________________________________
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Mike?
_________________________________
-Mike! (GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
WOMAN: The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.
_________________________________
-They're calling it an alien.
-GIRL: It was!
_________________________________
I saw a little green guy!
_________________________________
What's the problem, ma'am?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Mike?
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Doris, would you be a dear
and open the hatch for me, please?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Well, I hate to foil your evil plan
and run, but ta-ta!
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
I bet you're glad to see me.
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
That's for not locking the garage door.
_________________________________
You know about that?
_________________________________
I know everything.
_________________________________
You gotta admit,
_________________________________
this will be a great story
to tell me someday.
_________________________________
(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Look at that, boys.
We're almost home free.
_________________________________
(DORIS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Take a good look around, boys,
_________________________________
because your future
is about to change.
_________________________________
Lewis, you have to fix
the time machine.
_________________________________
No. No, I can't.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
What about your dad?
You could call him.
_________________________________
-You are my dad.
-But that's in the future.
_________________________________
There won't be a future
unless you fix the time machine.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Look, I messed up.
_________________________________
I left the garage unlocked,
and I've tried like crazy to fix things,
_________________________________
but now it's up to you.
_________________________________
You can do it, Dad.
_________________________________
-Lewis? Lewis!
-Wilbur? Wilbur!
_________________________________
Wilbur.
_________________________________
Mrs. Robinson? Uncle Art? Lefty?
_________________________________
Prepare to be amazed.
_________________________________
I call it the Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
So, Yagoobian, any other ideas
you'd like to share with us?
_________________________________
Yes. I call them Helping Hats.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
They're everywhere!
_________________________________
Doris, what's happening?
I don't understand.
_________________________________
I just wanted to ruin his future, not this.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
No. No, this can't be happening! No!
_________________________________
FRANNY: Oh, Lewis,
it's already happened.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(CROWD GASP)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
MALE CAMP COUNSELOR:
Bear! A bear in the camp!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
_________________________________
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
I heard something over here!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Watch out for the kid! No! Don't!
Don't hit him! Don't hit... Look out!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
BUCK: Chicken Little!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-What? Where's your head?
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here!
Come on! Come o...
_________________________________
You, with the running and the jumping!
_________________________________
-Dad. No, wait.
-ABBY: What are you guys doing?
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here!
_________________________________
It's like War of the Worlds out there!
_________________________________
-Stop pulling!
-Just listen to me for one second!
_________________________________
-It's not dangerous!
-We are under attack!
_________________________________
Will you two stop messing around
and deal with the problem?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-You're never there for me!
-What?
_________________________________
Okay, that's not
what I had in mind, but...
_________________________________
You're never there for me. I mean,
_________________________________
you were when I won the game,
but not when I thought the sky fell.
_________________________________
And not at the ball field and not now!
_________________________________
This is good! Keep going. Keep going!
_________________________________
You've been ashamed since
the acorn thing.
_________________________________
We have to talk because
Modern Mallard says avoiding closure
_________________________________
can lead to molting. I'm already small
_________________________________
and I don't think
I could handle being bald!
_________________________________
-(SPLASH)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Mike!
_________________________________
Come on, buddy.
Let's get you out of here.
_________________________________
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
You were right.
They weren't scared of me.
_________________________________
I did everything right.
_________________________________
I wanted it more than anyone.
_________________________________
And I thought...
I thought if I wanted it enough,
_________________________________
I could show everybody that...
_________________________________
That Mike Wazowski
is something special.
_________________________________
And I'm just
_________________________________
not.
_________________________________
Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
_________________________________
Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
_________________________________
-You do not know how I feel.
-Mike, calm down.
_________________________________
Monsters like you have everything.
You don't have to be good.
_________________________________
You can mess up over and over again
_________________________________
-and the whole world loves you.
-Mike...
_________________________________
You'll never know what it's like to fail
_________________________________
because you were born a Sullivan!
_________________________________
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
_________________________________
The one who got kicked out
of the program,
_________________________________
the one who was so afraid
to let everyone down
_________________________________
that I cheated.
_________________________________
And I lied.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
_________________________________
but you're not the only failure here.
_________________________________
I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
_________________________________
I'm terrified.
_________________________________
How come you never
told me that before?
_________________________________
Because
_________________________________
we weren't friends before.
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I... I didn't...
_________________________________
realize, son.
_________________________________
I-I never meant to...
_________________________________
The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You're right. You're right.
_________________________________
(SIGHING AND CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Y... Your mom, she was...
_________________________________
You know, she was always good
with stuff like this.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Me... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I'm gonna need a lot of work.
_________________________________
(BUCK SIGHS)
_________________________________
But you need to know that I love you,
_________________________________
no matter what.
_________________________________
And I'm sorry I...
_________________________________
And I'm sorry if I ever made
you feel like that was something...
_________________________________
you had to earn.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Uh... uh...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.
_________________________________
Okay, Dad.
_________________________________
Now, all we gotta do is return
helpless little Kirby.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Return this whatever it is?
_________________________________
This is crazy! Crazy!
_________________________________
Crazy wonderful!
_________________________________
Just tell me what you need me to do.
_________________________________
-Do you really mean it?
-You bet! Anything, son.
_________________________________
Come on, Dad.
We've got a planet to save!
_________________________________
Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh!
_________________________________
This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Saddle up, partners.
Bring jerky and ammo.
_________________________________
(TIME MACHINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
I'm so excited.
_________________________________
By the way, I'd like to say I've
always found you extremely attractive!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Now that's closure.
_________________________________
MILO: All right, this is it!
_________________________________
We're going to rescue the princess.
_________________________________
We're going to save Atlantis.
_________________________________
Or we're going to die trying.
Now let's do it!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
I love it when I win.
_________________________________
-RANGER 3: Check the lake!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-RANGER 4: I heard something here!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 5: This way!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
_________________________________
Over there!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! What's going on?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh, they've given
her an alien mind-wipe!
_________________________________
Aaah!
_________________________________
Okay, here's the plan.
_________________________________
We're going to come in low and fast
and take them by surprise.
_________________________________
Well, I've got news for you, Milo.
_________________________________
Rourke is never surprised,
and he's got a lot of guns.
_________________________________
Great. Well, do you have
any suggestions?
_________________________________
Yeah. Don't get shot.
_________________________________
There they are!
_________________________________
We've got company!
_________________________________
Take off!
_________________________________
Take her up!
_________________________________
Holy smokes!
_________________________________
You told me he only had guns.
_________________________________
What I said was, he's never surprised.
_________________________________
Okay, son. What do we do now?
_________________________________
Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad.
_________________________________
All we have to do is take the kid down
the street to the giant metal alien.
_________________________________
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
We surrender! Here!
Take the key to the city!
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-Key to my car?
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-Tic Tac?
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(KIRBY BABBLING)
-Forget plan A!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
-Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________
Okay, Okay, what now, son?
_________________________________
Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.
_________________________________
-Uh, plan B?
-Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B!
_________________________________
-What is plan B?
-(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
What? You have to go
to the bathroom? You want juice?
_________________________________
A snack? Corn dog on a stick?
_________________________________
Want to play some golf?
What do you want?
_________________________________
I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.
_________________________________
(KIRBY SPEAKS
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
No, no, I am.
_________________________________
Poo-tee-tah.
_________________________________
Oh. Is that your parents?
_________________________________
Pooteetah, pooteetah. (SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
That's it, Dad! Plan B!
_________________________________
All we have to do is weave
through traffic through town square
_________________________________
while avoiding death rays
from alien robots.
_________________________________
We get to Town Hall,
climb up to the roof
_________________________________
and give the kid back to its parents.
_________________________________
-(FEMALE SCREAMING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Charge!
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
Wow! (JABBERING)
_________________________________
Okay, now things are getting good.
_________________________________
Vinny! Heads up!
_________________________________
We can't let them reach
the top of that shaft!
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
-(CLANGING)
-BUCK: A-ha!
_________________________________
Now that's what
I call taking out the trash!
_________________________________
Vinny, new plan.
You and me, we're going to be decoys.
_________________________________
Audrey, Sweet, fly up underneath
that thing and cut her loose.
_________________________________
SWEET: We're on it.
_________________________________
Lieutenant!
_________________________________
I thought you said this thing could
cut through a femur in 28 seconds!
_________________________________
Less talk, more saw.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
MIKE: Sulley!
_________________________________
(PANTING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
RANGER 5: He's cornered!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Okay, son. Now what?
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
Fire truck!
_________________________________
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Plan C!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Runt, no! Turn around!
_________________________________
-Go back to Town Hall!
-But they'll vaporize us!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-You want me to do what?
-Runt, just do it! It'll work!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: We'll survive!
_________________________________
I will survive?
_________________________________
Brake, Abby!
_________________________________
-(I WILL SURVIVE PLAYING)
-Okay.
_________________________________
-Floor it!
-(GIGGLES) Boink.
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
Deploy ladder, Fish!
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ I'll survive
_________________________________
♪ I will survive Hey, hey ♪
_________________________________
Looks like somebody's
working overtime.
_________________________________
-Come on, girl. Time's up.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
They're still in there!
_________________________________
Until the authorities arrive,
this door stays off!
_________________________________
No! You can't do that! No!
_________________________________
Enough! I want this room cleared now!
_________________________________
-You can't do this!
-(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
All right, Milo, this is it. Any last words?
_________________________________
Yeah. I really wish I had
a better idea than this!
_________________________________
ROURKE: We're losing altitude.
_________________________________
Lighten the load.
_________________________________
That's it,
unless someone wants to jump.
_________________________________
-Ladies first.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You said we were in this together!
_________________________________
You promised me a percentage!
_________________________________
Next time, get it in writing.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Nothing personal.
_________________________________
(MILO GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
We got to get out of here!
_________________________________
-Let them come.
-What?
_________________________________
If we scare them,
I mean really scare them,
_________________________________
we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
I have read every book
about Scaring ever written.
_________________________________
This could work!
_________________________________
They're adults. I can't do this.
_________________________________
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD THUDDING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(MOUTHING)
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
(DISTORTING) Mama...
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASP)
_________________________________
-(SCRATCHING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD SCRATCH)
_________________________________
(LOUD SCRATCH)
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
Leaving so soon?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Look, up there!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I should have known you'd risk your life
to save that gypsy witch,
_________________________________
just as your own mother
died trying to save you.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Now I'm going to do
what I should have done 20 years ago!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Whoa!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Oh!
_________________________________
BUCK: Plan D.
KIRBY: Plan D!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
-Now what?
-Phase two.
_________________________________
Well, I have to hand it to you.
You're a bigger pain in the neck
_________________________________
than I would have
ever thought possible.
_________________________________
-(CLATTERING)
-(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
-(RANGER WHIMPERS)
-Keep together.
_________________________________
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
I consider myself
an even-tempered man.
_________________________________
It takes a lot to get under my skin.
_________________________________
But congratulations,
you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.
_________________________________
(PANTING) Thighs hurting.
Drumsticks burning.
_________________________________
But loving you! (GROANING)
_________________________________
Full support!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I can't get out! Come back, son!
_________________________________
We can't go out this way!
It's dangerous.
_________________________________
-No, Dad, I can do this!
-It's too dangerous.
_________________________________
I can do this. I can.
_________________________________
You gotta believe me this time.
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I do, son.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Are you ready?
_________________________________
-Mike, I can't.
-Yes, you can.
_________________________________
Stop being a Sullivan
and start being you.
_________________________________
Okay, hang on tight.
_________________________________
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
_________________________________
FOREST RANGER:
Assistance on the north side.
_________________________________
Repeat, we need assistance
on the north side.
_________________________________
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?
_________________________________
We need assistance on the north side.
We have a...
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-Look! What was it?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING IN PAIN)
_________________________________
Nothing personal.
_________________________________
-Yes!
-Here's your kid! Look over here!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Here's your kid!
_________________________________
He's okay!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(JABBERING)
-(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE:
He's all right! Stop the invasion!
_________________________________
(GASPING) Hold on.
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Hold on.
_________________________________
Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?
_________________________________
Son! Son!
_________________________________
(YELLING) Aah!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Take a good look around, Doris,
'cause your future's about to change.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
_________________________________
And he shall smite the wicked
and plunge them into the fiery pit!
_________________________________
Tired, Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
That's a darn shame
_________________________________
because I'm just getting warmed up.
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
_________________________________
(CANISTERS DINGING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(RANGERS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Thank heaven.
_________________________________
-I'm here, son!
-Dad! Look out!
_________________________________
Get away from my boy! Get away!
_________________________________
-BOTH: The mighty Acorns...
-(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Sulley, come on!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
Quasimodo! Quasi!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, great!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) How did you do this?
_________________________________
Don't ask me.
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________
-(FOXY SUCKING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-LURKEY: Oh!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Tic Tac?
_________________________________
MELVIN: (BIG VOICE)
Why did you take our child?
_________________________________
Hey, hey! Just... (GULPS)
_________________________________
Just hold on there, buddy!
My son did not take your kid!
_________________________________
You were the one that left him behind!
_________________________________
That's bad parenting!
And I should know!
_________________________________
MELVIN: Silence! (ECHOING)
_________________________________
Release the child!
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Okay, okay.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
TINA: Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby,
I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
_________________________________
The volcano... She awakes!
_________________________________
Hey, I had nothing to do with it.
_________________________________
This here would be
a good place not to be.
_________________________________
No, wait. We got to get her back
or the whole city will die.
_________________________________
And if we don't get out of here, we'll die.
_________________________________
It's the only way to reverse this.
_________________________________
Just do it!
_________________________________
AUDREY: Milo, no!
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) That was close.
-At least they're back together.
_________________________________
They got their kid.
_________________________________
MELVIN: You have violated
intergalactic law 90210!
_________________________________
A charge punishable
by immediate particle disintegration!
_________________________________
Oh, snap.
_________________________________
(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
-MELVIN: Hmm? What's that?
-(JABBERING)
_________________________________
Hmm. I...
_________________________________
I don't quite...
_________________________________
TINA: Melvin, honey?
He's saying they're telling the truth.
_________________________________
It was just a misunderstanding.
_________________________________
(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
MELVIN: Well, then. This is awkward.
_________________________________
-TINA: Yes, it is.
-I suppose I should...
_________________________________
-Put the big guns away?
-Yes, yes.
_________________________________
TINA: Now put them down.
MELVIN: Of course.
_________________________________
-And turn off your big voice.
-But I don't...
_________________________________
-Turn it off.
-But...
_________________________________
But I don't get to use
the big voice very often!
_________________________________
Melvin.
_________________________________
Yes, dear.
_________________________________
Hi. Uh, anyone want to try the big voice?
_________________________________
Goob, stop!
_________________________________
You don't know what you're doing!
_________________________________
Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.
_________________________________
She's using you, Goob,
_________________________________
and when she gets what she wants,
she'll get rid of you.
_________________________________
What? What?
_________________________________
I am never going to invent you.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Come on, Goob.
I've got to show you something.
_________________________________
The fissure,
it is about to eject its pyroclastic fury!
_________________________________
Milo, Mole says the wall's going to blow!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ATLANTEANS GASP)
_________________________________
Doris?
_________________________________
I thought she was my friend.
_________________________________
-(SPARKS CRACKLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Move, move, move!
This is a 54-23 in progress.
_________________________________
All right, everybody, clear out.
_________________________________
Secure the perimeter.
_________________________________
No child breach.
Repeat: no child breach.
_________________________________
You ruined our doors!
_________________________________
I've been working on my door
all semester!
_________________________________
Let's go, you two.
_________________________________
-You're alive!
-We are so glad you're safe.
_________________________________
Hey, wait!
_________________________________
What's going to happen to them?
_________________________________
CDA AGENT: That's for the university
president to decide.
_________________________________
But you can be sure
we'll be watching these two.
_________________________________
Always watching.
_________________________________
-Expelled?
-Yeah, we really messed up.
_________________________________
So, you're leaving?
_________________________________
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
_________________________________
Harsh, man.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scaring program
_________________________________
right now if it wasn't for us.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Well, (CHUCKLES) it is
the gosh-darnedest thing.
_________________________________
Hardscrabble's letting us
into the Scare program.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
She was impressed with
our performance in the games.
_________________________________
She invited us to join next semester!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!
_________________________________
And that's not the only piece
of good news.
_________________________________
Sherrie and I are engaged!
_________________________________
Oh. Who is Sherrie?
_________________________________
(SIGHING) She's my mom.
_________________________________
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
_________________________________
Come here. Give me some sugar.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Ugh! So uncomfortable.
_________________________________
Oh, come on, Scott.
_________________________________
I don't want you to think of me
as your new dad.
_________________________________
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
_________________________________
This is so weird.
_________________________________
DON: Just think of me
as your big brother
_________________________________
that's marrying your mother.
_________________________________
Wait. Hold on.
_________________________________
We're brothers who share
the same mom slash wife.
_________________________________
That's worse.
_________________________________
Well, I guess we should be going now.
_________________________________
Promise me you'll keep in touch.
_________________________________
You're the scariest bunch
of monsters I have ever met.
_________________________________
Don't let anyone tell you different.
_________________________________
(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
So, what now?
_________________________________
You know, for the first time in my life,
I don't really have a plan.
_________________________________
You're the great Mike Wazowski.
You'll come up with something.
_________________________________
I think it's time I leave the greatness
to other monsters.
_________________________________
I'm okay just being okay.
_________________________________
So long, Sull.
_________________________________
So long.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in May 2019–June 2019
_________________________________
You did it, Lewis. You did it!
_________________________________
I'll hold him while you run for help.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
What are you doing? He's the bad guy.
_________________________________
No, he's not. He's my roommate.
_________________________________
-What?
-He's my old roommate,
_________________________________
and I really think
you guys should adopt him.
_________________________________
-Are you nuts?
-Give me one good reason why not.
_________________________________
I'll give you three good reasons.
_________________________________
He stole our time machine,
tried to ruin your future,
_________________________________
and he smells like he hasn't showered
in 30 years! Ow!
_________________________________
May I remind you, I'm your father,
and you have to do what I say.
_________________________________
Okay, Mr. Yagoobian,
do you want to be a...
_________________________________
-Where'd he go?
-Goob?
_________________________________
Goob!
_________________________________
Goob.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Milo?
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
_________________________________
MELVIN: (LAUGHING) Again,
I cannot tell you how sorry we are
_________________________________
for this whole misunderstanding.
_________________________________
Oh, dear goodness.
We are so very sorry.
_________________________________
We are. And if it hadn't
been for your son there,
_________________________________
well, we might have
vaporized the whole planet.
_________________________________
-What?
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Goodness! What a shame
that would have been.
_________________________________
-Tell 'em!
-Where would we pick acorns?
_________________________________
We stop here on the way to the in-laws.
_________________________________
-Every year.
-Looked on all the other planets.
_________________________________
-You only find them on Earth.
-Just as it says here
_________________________________
on your primitive graphic display.
_________________________________
-That caught our eyes.
-(POLICE SIREN)
_________________________________
Okay, everything's been
put back to normal,
_________________________________
except for this one, over here.
_________________________________
-Hi, y'all!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Foxy?
_________________________________
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli lolli lolli
_________________________________
♪ Lollipop...
_________________________________
She got her brainwaves
scrambled during reconstitution.
_________________________________
No worries! We can put
her back the way she was.
_________________________________
No! She's perfect.
_________________________________
♪ Lollipop! Lollipop! ♪
_________________________________
-Scary.
-Whoops!
_________________________________
Darling! Look at the time!
We better get a move on.
_________________________________
All right, then. It was good meeting ya.
_________________________________
Sorry for the whole
full-scale invasion thing.
_________________________________
But, hey, I'm a dad.
You know how it is with your kids.
_________________________________
When they need ya,
you do whatever it takes.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) There goes that panel again.
_________________________________
Every year we come, this thing falls off.
_________________________________
Someday it's going
to hit somebody on the head.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Nonsense!
_________________________________
You can't return the panel.
_________________________________
-Now that's ridiculous.
-You threw away the receipt again.
_________________________________
MELVIN: (BIG VOICE)
Silence! (ECHOING)
_________________________________
TINA: Melvin, did you just try
and use the big voice on me?
_________________________________
MELVIN: Um... Uh...
_________________________________
Who we talking about?
_________________________________
-Wazowski!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Stop the bus!
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Are you crazy?
_________________________________
(PANTING) Mike,
_________________________________
I don't know a single Scarer
who can do what you do.
_________________________________
I know, everyone sees us together,
_________________________________
they think I'm the one running the show,
but the truth is,
_________________________________
I've been riding your coattails
since day one!
_________________________________
You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
You took a hopeless team
and made them champions.
_________________________________
All I did was catch a pig!
_________________________________
Technically, I caught the pig.
_________________________________
Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
_________________________________
You pulled off the biggest Scare
this school has ever seen!
_________________________________
-That wasn't me!
-That was you!
_________________________________
You think I could have done that
without you?
_________________________________
I didn't even bring a pencil
on the first day of school.
_________________________________
Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
_________________________________
But you are fearless.
_________________________________
And if Hardscrabble can't see that,
then she can just...
_________________________________
I can just what?
_________________________________
Careful, Mr. Sullivan.
I was just warming up to you.
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Well, gentlemen,
_________________________________
it seems you made the front page again.
_________________________________
The two of you did something together
_________________________________
that no one has ever done before.
_________________________________
You surprised me.
_________________________________
Perhaps I should keep an eye out
for more surprises
_________________________________
like you in my program.
_________________________________
But as far as the two of you
are concerned
_________________________________
there is nothing I can do for you now.
_________________________________
Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
_________________________________
And, Mr. Wazowski,
keep surprising people.
_________________________________
You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
_________________________________
They're always hiring in the mailroom.
_________________________________
Are you hurt? Any broken bones?
_________________________________
-No, I'm...
-Do you have a temperature?
_________________________________
-Brain fog?
-Scurvy?
_________________________________
-Tapeworm?
-Cellulite?
_________________________________
No. No, no, I'm fine. I feel fine.
_________________________________
In fact,
better than I've felt in a long time.
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Franny, they're gone.
Oh, this is terrible!
_________________________________
-Oh, boy.
-Well, he's home early.
_________________________________
Franny, where are you?
The time machines are gone!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Ratted out by the old lady.
_________________________________
Harsh.
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Okay.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
Yeah, beats working
in an office every day.
_________________________________
Yeah, no kidding.
_________________________________
Hey!
Want to see the one I'm most proud of?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no. That one.
_________________________________
It was our first real invention.
_________________________________
It's the one that started it all.
_________________________________
Wowie.
_________________________________
So if I go back now,
then this will be my future.
_________________________________
Well, that depends on you.
_________________________________
Nothing is set in stone.
_________________________________
You gotta make the right choices
and keep moving forward.
_________________________________
Since it's gonna work this time,
that means I...
_________________________________
We won't finally get to see
what Mom looks like?
_________________________________
Do we ever meet her?
_________________________________
I think
you're just gonna have to get back
_________________________________
to that science fair
and find out for yourself.
_________________________________
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
_________________________________
That's because we are one smart kid.
_________________________________
Atlantis will honor your names forever.
_________________________________
I only wish there was more
we could do for you.
_________________________________
You know, thanks anyway,
but I think we're good.
_________________________________
They'll take you as far as the surface.
_________________________________
We are really going to miss you, Milo.
_________________________________
You know, I'm going
to reopen the flower shop,
_________________________________
and I'm going to think of
you guys every single day,
_________________________________
Monday through Friday, 9:00 to 5:00,
_________________________________
Saturday until 2:00.
_________________________________
Sunday... I'm going to take Sunday off,
probably, and...
_________________________________
Maybe I'll go in for
a couple of hours, you know.
_________________________________
But August... I'm going to take August.
_________________________________
I ain't so good at speechifying,
_________________________________
but I wanted you to have this.
_________________________________
It's the bacon grease
from the whole trip.
_________________________________
Cookie, I...
_________________________________
(MUTTERS)
_________________________________
A-ha. Two for flinching.
_________________________________
See you, Milo.
_________________________________
MOLE: Hey, Milo!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(FLIES BUZZING)
-(LAUGHING) Mole.
_________________________________
Mole. Wow. Hey, well...
_________________________________
Good-bye, Mole.
_________________________________
Now, you sure you want to stay?
_________________________________
There's a hero's welcome waiting for
the man who discovered Atlantis.
_________________________________
Ah, I don't think
the world needs another hero.
_________________________________
Besides, I hear there's an opening
down here for an expert in gibberish.
_________________________________
You take good care of
yourself, Milo Thatch.
_________________________________
Yeah. You, too, Sweet.
_________________________________
Come here.
_________________________________
(BONES CRACKING)
_________________________________
Sweet, before you go, could you...
_________________________________
-No problem.
-(CRACKS)
_________________________________
Ah. Oh. Thanks.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Oh, you're getting a bill.
_________________________________
Can we go home now?
_________________________________
Come on, y'all. Let's get
one last shot in front of the fish.
_________________________________
-Say gochk!
-ALL: Gochk!
_________________________________
-So long!
-Bye-bye, Lewis!
_________________________________
-Farewell, future brother-in-law.
-So long! See you later, Lewis!
_________________________________
Oh, don't forget the mashed potatoes!
_________________________________
-Have a safe trip, little Lewis.
-I will.
_________________________________
Hey, while I got you here,
_________________________________
just a couple of little suggestions
regarding my design.
_________________________________
Let's face it, these skinny limbs
don't exactly make the teapot whistle.
_________________________________
All that really matters is,
hey, don't forget to invent me.
_________________________________
-Are you kidding? No way!
-I love you.
_________________________________
There's so many things
I wish I could ask you.
_________________________________
Excuse me.
Time travel now, questions later.
_________________________________
-But I...
-GRANDMA LUCILLE: Don't worry.
_________________________________
Just get back to that science fair,
and we'll see you real soon.
_________________________________
Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye.
_________________________________
-Goodbye, son.
-Thanks again for everything!
_________________________________
-Wait. Lewis, one more thing.
-Yeah?
_________________________________
Just a little tip for the future.
I am always right.
_________________________________
Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
_________________________________
She's right.
I'd just go with it if I were you.
_________________________________
And I am.
_________________________________
Then you're absolutely right.
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
All right, I'm coming.
_________________________________
Well, it's not like
you're never gonna see them again.
_________________________________
They are your family, after all.
_________________________________
(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
Now, let's go over it again,
just so we got it straight.
_________________________________
-You didn't find anything?
-Nope. Just a lot of rocks...
_________________________________
And fish, little fish.
_________________________________
Sponges.
_________________________________
What happened to Helga?
_________________________________
Well, we lost her when
a flaming zeppelin come down on her.
_________________________________
-Uh, missing.
-That's right. And Rourke?
_________________________________
Nervous breakdown.
You could say he went all to pieces.
_________________________________
In fact, you could say
he was transamorgafied
_________________________________
and then busted into a zillion...
_________________________________
Ahem. He's missing, too.
_________________________________
-What about Milo?
-Went down with the sub.
_________________________________
(MOLE BURROWING)
_________________________________
(MOLE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Lord, give me strength.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I'm going to miss that boy.
_________________________________
At least he's in a better place now.
_________________________________
MILO: Dear Mr. Whitmore,
_________________________________
I hope this piece of proof
is enough for you.
_________________________________
It sure convinced me.
Thanks from both of us.
_________________________________
Milo Thatch.
_________________________________
(PROUD MARY PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Left a good job in the city
_________________________________
♪ Workin' for the man
every night and day
_________________________________
♪ Rollin'
_________________________________
♪ Rollin' on the river
_________________________________
♪ Rollin' on the river
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!
_________________________________
All right, chaps.
_________________________________
♪ Big wheel keep on turnin'
_________________________________
♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin'
_________________________________
♪ Rollin', rollin'
_________________________________
♪ Rollin' on the river
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Oh, I love a happy ending.
_________________________________
You're gone soft! I like unhappy
endings, with lots of violence.
_________________________________
Are you... Are you happy now, Spike?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Shall we?
-Go for it.
_________________________________
-♪ Big wheel keep on turnin'
-♪ Turnin'
_________________________________
-♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin'
-♪ Burnin'
_________________________________
♪ Rollin', rollin'
_________________________________
♪ Rollin on the river
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-Where are we going?
-I have no idea.
_________________________________
But we're gonna get there really fast!
_________________________________
I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming!
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
You're supposed to take me back
to the science fair.
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
Well, I think
you punched in the wrong numbers.
_________________________________
We agreed that,
if you fixed the time machine,
_________________________________
I'd take you back to see your mom.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(BABY LEWIS CRYING)
_________________________________
A deal's a deal.
_________________________________
(FEET PATTERING)
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?
_________________________________
Because I already have a family.
_________________________________
I never thought my dad
would be my best friend.
_________________________________
Now, now, don't make me come
and bail you out again.
_________________________________
I won't.
_________________________________
Remember, I've got a time machine.
_________________________________
If you mess up again,
I'll just keep coming back
_________________________________
till you get it right.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-You got that motto?
-I got it.
_________________________________
Don't forget it.
_________________________________
I don't think that's possible.
_________________________________
You better get going.
_________________________________
See you later, Wilbur.
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
Wait a minute!
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
Goob! Goob, wake up!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________
Mr. Willerstein,
I know what went wrong.
_________________________________
Can I have one more chance? Please!
_________________________________
My ride isn't here yet, so fire it up.
_________________________________
I need a volunteer.
_________________________________
Now, just give me a date to input.
_________________________________
Well, now, let's see.
_________________________________
There's my first science fair,
the day I got my first microscope,
_________________________________
the time I swam the English Channel,
my first gold medal for the luge.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________
Perfect!
_________________________________
-You look gorgeous.
-He's a lucky guy.
_________________________________
Oh! It works.
_________________________________
-It works!
-It works.
_________________________________
You look beautiful, Lucille.
_________________________________
Bud?
_________________________________
-Would you look at that?
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Honey! Honey, you're just in time.
_________________________________
-Lucille!
-You did it, Lewis! You did it!
_________________________________
This invention is brilliant!
_________________________________
Kid, you're this fair's MVP!
_________________________________
That was some show you put on.
_________________________________
You're a real special kid,
_________________________________
but, um,
_________________________________
you don't look like a Lewis.
You look more like a...
_________________________________
Cornelius. I get that a lot.
_________________________________
Oh, no! Sorry, mister.
_________________________________
No harm done.
_________________________________
Frankie, what have I told you
about running away?
_________________________________
-Frankie?
-My star pupil.
_________________________________
My name's Franny,
and I teach frogs music.
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
You know that frogs
have more musical ability than people?
_________________________________
But nobody believes me.
_________________________________
They all think I'm crazy.
_________________________________
You think I'm crazy, too.
_________________________________
No. No, I think you're right.
_________________________________
Over here? There he is.
_________________________________
Kid, we'd like to get a story
on you for the local paper.
_________________________________
You've got a bright future ahead of you.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(QUASIMODO GASPS)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Three cheers for Quasimodo!
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
♪ So here is a riddle
to guess if you can
_________________________________
♪ Sing the bells of Notre Dame
_________________________________
♪ What makes a monster
and what makes a man
_________________________________
CROWD: ♪ Sing the bells, bells
Bells, bells
_________________________________
CLOPIN: ♪ Whatever their pitch
_________________________________
♪ You can feel them bewitch you
The rich and the ritual knells
_________________________________
♪ Of the bells
_________________________________
♪ Of Notre
_________________________________
♪ Dame ♪
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING)
_________________________________
LAVERNE: Don't you ever migrate?
_________________________________
(LITTLE WONDERS PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Let it go
_________________________________
♪ Let it roll right off your shoulder
_________________________________
♪ Don't you know
_________________________________
♪ The hardest part is over
_________________________________
♪ Let it in
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
♪ Let your clarity define you
_________________________________
♪ In the end
_________________________________
♪ We will only just remember How it feels
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
♪ Let it slide
_________________________________
♪ Let your troubles fall behind you
_________________________________
♪ Let it shine
_________________________________
♪ Until you feel it all around you
_________________________________
♪ And I don't mind
_________________________________
♪ If it's me you need to turn to
_________________________________
♪ We'll get by
_________________________________
♪ It's the heart that really matters In the end
_________________________________
♪ Our lives are made
_________________________________
♪ In these small hours
_________________________________
♪ These little wonders
_________________________________
♪ These twists and turns of fate
_________________________________
♪ Time falls away
_________________________________
♪ But these small hours
_________________________________
♪ These small hours still remain
_________________________________
♪ All of my regret
_________________________________
♪ Will wash away somehow
_________________________________
♪ But I cannot forget
_________________________________
♪ The way I feel right now ♪
_________________________________
Ah, this is the life, eh.
_________________________________
TABITHA: Roddy, I'm home!
_________________________________
And I've brought you a new friend!
_________________________________
-(CAT MEOWS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
This is better than I ever imagined!
_________________________________
I bet we break the all-time record
in our first year.
_________________________________
Mike, we're mail guys.
_________________________________
I know. I'm talking about
the record for letters delivered!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
_________________________________
I'll have you know tampering
with the mail is a crime
_________________________________
-punishable by banishment!
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
_________________________________
The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
_________________________________
are going to change the world
starting today!
_________________________________
Say scream!
_________________________________
-Scream!
-Scream!
_________________________________
________
Imagining in November 2019 (during Frozen 2)
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
_________________________________
Thanks, Merv.
_________________________________
-Good luck, Mike!
-Thanks, fellas.
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
You coming, Coach?
_________________________________
You better believe it.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
So I'd like to see the movie
they make about you now.
_________________________________
I just hope they stay true
to what really happened.
_________________________________
Oh, son, these people
are from Hollywood!
_________________________________
One thing they'll never do
_________________________________
is mess with a good story.
_________________________________
(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________
Red alert! Man your battle stations!
_________________________________
Status report, Mr. Fish.
_________________________________
Commander Little,
the evil Foxloxian Army
_________________________________
has broken through
the planet's atmosphere.
_________________________________
(GASPS) But that means...
_________________________________
Yes, I know. The sky... is falling.
_________________________________
Commander Little! No!
_________________________________
Please... call me...
_________________________________
Ace.
_________________________________
Oh, Ace! No!
_________________________________
I never intended to
bring you into this... Abby.
_________________________________
-Runt, do you copy?
-Yes, commander?
_________________________________
Runt, my friend, an alien fleet
is about to invade Earth.
_________________________________
Civilization as we know it
depends on me
_________________________________
and, to a lesser extent... you.
_________________________________
So I've just got one question for you.
_________________________________
Are you ready to rock?
_________________________________
Ain't no mountain high enough,
ain't no valley low...
_________________________________
(AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN
HIGH ENOUGH PLAYING)
_________________________________
LITTLE: Raise your pork shield, Runt.Prepare to engage.
_________________________________
LITTLE: Stay on target. Stay on target!
_________________________________
Give 'em a taste of the other white meat!
_________________________________
-RUNT: Cap'n! Look out!
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)
_________________________________
LITTLE: Runt!
_________________________________
Runt, are you all right?
_________________________________
RUNT: No, no. Ya gotta
go on without me, commander.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Just leave me some ammo, a little water,
_________________________________
some chips if you have 'em.
_________________________________
-This is amazingly accurate.
-(GURGLES)
_________________________________
(COMMANDER LITTLE CRYING)
_________________________________
LITTLE: He was my good friend.
_________________________________
Oh, Abby.
_________________________________
At least I still have you... Abby.
_________________________________
ABBY: Ace!
LITTLE: Abby.
_________________________________
-Ace!
-Abby.
_________________________________
Ace!
_________________________________
Good people of Oakey Oaks.
_________________________________
Though at times it may feel
like the sky is falling around you,
_________________________________
never give up.
_________________________________
For every day, is a new day!
_________________________________
CROWD: A new day!
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
_________________________________
Oh, Ace!
_________________________________
♪ To keep me from you
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no river wild enough
_________________________________
♪ To keep me from you
_________________________________
-(WHISTLING)
- ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Nothing can keep me
_________________________________
♪ Keep me from you
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Nothing can keep me
_________________________________
-♪ Keep me from you
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
_________________________________
♪ Ain't no river wild enough
_________________________________
-♪ To keep me from you
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
♪ Nothing in this world
_________________________________
♪ Can keep me from you, babe
_________________________________
♪ Just call my name ♪
_________________________________
(DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
♪ I couldn't if I tried
_________________________________
♪ Oh, honey If I get restless
_________________________________
♪ Baby, you're not that kind
_________________________________
♪ Oooh
_________________________________
♪ And nobody knows it
_________________________________
-♪ When I was down
-♪ I was your clown
_________________________________
♪ Oooh
_________________________________
♪ And nobody knows it
_________________________________
♪ Nobody knows
_________________________________
♪ Right from the start
_________________________________
♪ I gave you my heart
_________________________________
♪ Ahhh
_________________________________
♪ I gave you my heart
_________________________________
(GURGLING IN TUNE)
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
FOXY: ♪ I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
-♪ Don't go breaking my
-Baa, baa.
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
_________________________________
Come on, Runt. You can do it.
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my
_________________________________
-♪ Don't go breaking my ♪
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
You got to act quickly, Dad. Try this.
_________________________________
- ♪ Don't go breaking my
-There you go!
_________________________________
- ♪ Don't go breaking my
-There it is!
_________________________________
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
_________________________________
(KIRBY AND MORKUPINE
BEATBOXING)
_________________________________
I'm having fun now!
_________________________________
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
_________________________________
That was great!
_________________________________
Let's sing it again!
_________________________________
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
I made it! My first day of class!
_________________________________
Uh, the school year's over, son.
You missed it.
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
Good night, everybody! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
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