Muppets & Fairies' Wintery Secret (Frozen) Subtitles with lengths

(PEOPLE VOCALIZING
RHYTHMICALLY)
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(MORE VOICES JOIN
IN VOCALIZATION)
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QUEEN CLARION:
If you had wings to lift you
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and the Second Star your guide,
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you'd find a place where all the
seasons flourish side by side.
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Yet past the Summer Meadow
and beyond the Autumn Wood,
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lies an icy land of secrets,
a world misunderstood.
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But if your mind is open and your
heart just has to know,
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your wings can take you farther
than you ever thought you'd go.
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(CHEERY WHISTLING)
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-MAN: And cut!
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
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-Wow. That was so amazing!
-Walter, you did a wonderful job.
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Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
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-MISS PIGGY: We got it.
-We got it, yup.
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Movie's over, people. Go home.
That is a wrap.
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Okay, nice work, everyone.
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Make sure to fill out your I-9s,
and we'll see you on the next one.
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(SIGHS)
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So, uh... What do we do now?
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Well, we're together again.
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We got the theater
and all our fans are back.
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-Yeah!
-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Actually, those were extras.
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I saw a few tapping their toes.
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Yeah, those were paid dancers.
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-Oh.
-MISS PIGGY: Or...
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Maybe since we're all here,
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Now could be the perfect time for you
and me to tie the knot, Kermie!
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(STAMMERING)
Well, I mean, maybe I could.
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Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
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Oh, no. Disaster!
That can only mean one thing.
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-Doggone it, you're right!
-Mmm-hmm.
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It looks like they've order a sequel.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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♪ We're doing a sequel
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♪ We're back by popular demand
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♪ Come on, everybody, strike up the band!
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♪ We're doing a sequel
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♪ That's what we do in Hollywood
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♪ And everybody knows
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♪ That the sequel's never quite as good
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♪ A sequel Another feature attraction
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♪ Places, please Light the lights
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♪ Roll camera, "Action!"
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♪ I thought it was the end
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♪ But no, my friends, this is when
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♪ We get to do it all again!
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♪ Do it all again
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♪ Until the credits roll
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♪ We got another go to show them
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♪ We can do it all again!
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(CLUCKING)
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♪ We're doing a sequel There's no need to disguise
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♪ ,The studio considers us a viable franchise
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♪ We're doing a sequel The studio wants more
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♪ While they wait for Tom Hanks
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♪ To make Toy Story 4!
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♪ I thought it was the end
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♪ But no, my friends, this is when
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♪ We get to do it all again!
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♪ Do it all again!
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♪ Until the credits roll
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♪ We've got another go to show them
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♪ We can do it all again!
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(SQUAWKING)
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♪ We're doing a sequel
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♪ Let's give it a go
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♪ With Hollywood stars
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♪ And more one-liner cameos
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♪ We're doing a sequel
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♪ I don't mean to be a stickler
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♪ But this is the seventh sequel
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♪ To our original motion picture
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MUPPETS: ♪ We're doing a sequel
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(SCREAMING)
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♪ Let's give it a shot
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♪ All we need now is a half-decent plot
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(SPOKEN) Got it. An epic love story
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between a very handsome,
long-nosed purple thing
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-and a beautiful chicken.
-(CLUCKS)
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Gonzo with the Wind.
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Does anybody have any other ideas?
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Oh! Oh! It's about getting
the Muppets back together again
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to stop an evil oil baron
from demolishing the old studio!
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Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
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It's about a frog who marries
a beautiful, perfect pig.
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And they have to kiss each other a lot!
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Uh...
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(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
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I don't think Americans
watch subtitled films. (SIGHS)
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Kermit, how about the Muppets
go on a world tour?
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That's perfect!
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MUPPETS: ♪ I thought it was the end
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♪ But no, my friends, this is when
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♪ We get to do it all again!
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♪ Until the credits roll
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♪ We've got another go to show them
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♪ We can do it all again!
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♪ We're doing a sequel
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♪ It's more of the same Let's give it a name
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♪ How about The Muppets Again?
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♪ It's the Muppets again with The Muppets Again
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♪ It's the
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♪ Muppets
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♪ Again! ♪
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-Okay?
-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
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Okay! Ha-ha!
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Booma-booma!
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BOTH: Booma-booma! Hep!
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-Hey! Pepperoni!
-(WHOOPING)
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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ALL: ♪ Born of cold and winter air
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♪ And mountain rain combining
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♪ This icy force both foul and fair
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♪ Has a frozen heart worth mining
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♪ So cut through the heart
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♪ Cold and clear
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♪ Strike for love and strike for fear
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♪ See the beauty sharp and sheer
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♪ Split the ice apart
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♪ And break the frozen heart
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♪ Hup, ho
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♪ Watch your step Let it go
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♪ Hup, ho
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♪ Watch your step Let it go
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♪ Beautiful Powerful
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♪ Dangerous Cold
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♪ Ice has a magic Can't be controlled
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♪ Stronger than one
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♪ Stronger than ten
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♪ Stronger than a hundred men!
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(ALL GRUNT)
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(GRUNTS) Oh!
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(CHUCKLES)
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♪ Born of cold And winter air
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♪ And mountain rain combining
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♪ This icy force both foul and fair
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♪ Has a frozen heart worth mining
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♪ Cut through the heart
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♪ Cold and clear
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♪ Strike for love and strike for fear
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♪ There's beauty and there's danger here
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♪ Split the ice apart
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♪ Beware the frozen heart ♪
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(GRUNTS)
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KRISTOFF: Come on, Sven.
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Elsa. Psst!
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-Elsa!
-(GRUNTS)
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Wake up. Wake up. Wake up!
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Anna, go back to sleep.
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(SIGHS) I just can't.
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The sky is awake, so I'm awake.
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So, we have to play.
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Go play by yourself.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Do you want to build a snowman?
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-Come on, come on, come on!
-(SHUSHING)
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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ANNA: Do the magic!
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Do the magic!
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Oh...
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-Ready?
-Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES)
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This is amazing!
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(ANNA SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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Watch this!
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(GIGGLING)
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Hi, I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs.
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I love you, Olaf!
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(GIGGLES)
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-ANNA: Olaf...
-(GIGGLING)
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Tickle bumps!
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Oh!
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Hang on!
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Catch me!
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Gotcha!
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Again!
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Wait!
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-Whoo-hoo! -Slow down!
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoo!
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-Anna!
-(GRUNTS)
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(ELSA GASPS)
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Anna!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Mama! Papa!
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(SOBBING) No, no...
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You're okay, Anna. I got you.
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(GASPS) Elsa, what have you done?
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This is getting out of hand.
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It was an accident. I'm sorry, Anna!
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-Oh. She's ice cold.
-I know where we have to go.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(HORSE NEIGHING)
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Ice?
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Faster, Sven. (PANTING)
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(WHISPERS) Sven!
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(SVEN PANTING)
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Please! Help! It's my daughter.
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(GASPS)
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It's the king.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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-Trolls? (GASPS)
-Shush!
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I'm trying to listen.
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Cuties. I'm going to keep you.
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Your Majesty.
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Born with the powers, or cursed?
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(STAMMERING)
Born. And they're getting stronger.
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Here, here.
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You are lucky it wasn't her heart.
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The heart is not so easily changed.
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But her head can be persuaded.
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Do what you must.
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I recommend we remove all magic.
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Even memories of magic, to be safe.
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But don't worry. I'll leave the fun.
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(SIGHS)
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She will be okay.
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But she won't remember I have powers?
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It's for the best.
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Listen to me, Elsa.
Your power will only grow.
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There is beauty in it...
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(TROLLS GASPING)
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But also great danger.
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(GASPS)
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You must learn to control it.
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Fear will be your enemy.
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-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
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KING: No!
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We'll protect her.
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She can learn to control it. I'm sure.
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Until then...
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We'll lock the gates.
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We'll reduce the staff.
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We will limit her contact with people,
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and keep her powers hidden
from everyone.
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Including Anna.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Ah. (GIGGLING)
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Elsa?
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(KNOCKS RHYTHMICALLY)
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♪ Do you wanna build a snowman?
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♪ Come on, let's go and play
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♪ I never see you anymore
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♪ Come out the door
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♪ It's like you've gone away
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♪ We used to be best buddies And now we're not
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♪ I wish you would tell me why
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♪ Do you wanna build a snowman?
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♪ (MUFFLED) It doesn't have to be a snowman
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ELSA: Go away, Anna.
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♪ Okay, bye
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(GASPS)
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KING: The gloves will help.
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See? Conceal it.
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Don't feel it.
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ALL: Don't let it show.
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(GIGGLES)
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♪ Do you wanna build a snowman?
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♪ Or ride our bike around the halls?
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(CLATTERS)
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♪ I think some company is overdue
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♪ I've started talking To the pictures on the walls
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Hang in there, Joan.
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♪ It gets a little lonely All these empty rooms
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♪ Just watching the hours tick by
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(MIMICKING TICKING)
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I'm scared.
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It's getting stronger!
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Getting upset only makes it worse.
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Calm down.
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No! Don't touch me!
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Please, I don't want to hurt you.
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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See you in two weeks!
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Do you have to go?
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You'll be fine, Elsa.
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Your Highness.
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Elsa?
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♪ Please I know you're in there
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♪ People are asking where you've been
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♪ They say "Have courage" And I'm trying to
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♪ I'm right out here for you
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♪ Just let me in
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♪ We only have each other It's just you and me
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♪ What are we gonna do?
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♪ Do you wanna build a snowman? ♪
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(SOBBING)
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(ACCELERATING BEEPS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Exactly why do we have an
"Open All Doors" button?
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Seems kind of dangerous.
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Eat your goulash.
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(POWERING DOWN)
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-(GRUNTING)
-(PUNCHES LANDING)
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(DISHES SHATTERING)
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(BLARING)
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(LAUGHS) Come on!
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(ALL YELLING)
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(WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT) Let's dance.
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(GUARDS GROANING)
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(YELLS)
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(PRISONERS SHOUTING)
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It's time to light the lights.
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(EXPLODING)
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Muppet news flash.
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Constantine, the
world's most dangerous frog,
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has escaped from a
maximum security Gulag
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in Siberia, Russia.
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This move has leapfrogged Constantine
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to the number one most wanted
criminal in the world,
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one place ahead
of the mysterious Lemur.
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(RADIO STATIC)
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This is Agent Leland Turbo.
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I have a flash transmission
for Agent Finn McMissile.
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Finn, my cover's been compromised.
Everything's gone pear-shaped.
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You won't believe what I found out here.
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This is bigger than anything
we've ever seen,
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and no one even knows it exists.
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Finn, I need backup, but don't call the
cavalry, it could blow the operation.
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-And be careful. It's not safe out here.
-FAIRY: Let's go.
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Transmitting my grids now. Good luck.
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(BEEPING)
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All right, buddy, we're here.
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Right where you paid me to bring you.
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Question is, why?
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-I'm looking for a fairy.
-A fairy? Ha!
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Hey, pal, you can't get any further
away from land than out here.
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Exactly where I want to be.
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I got news for you, buddy.
There's nobody out here but us.
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(SHIP'S HORN)
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SHIP: What are you doing out here?
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What does it look like, genius?
I'm crabbing.
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Well, turn around and go back
where you came from.
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Yeah, and who's gonna make me?
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All right. All right.
Don't get your prop in a twist.
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What a jerk. Sorry, buddy.
Looks like it's the end of the line.
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Buddy?
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(SHIP'S HORN)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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TANNOY: Incoming. All workers
report to the loading dock.
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Leland Turbo, this is Finn McMissile.
I'm at the rally point. Over.
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(STATIC)
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All right, fellas, you know the drill.
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Leland, it's Finn. Please respond. Over.
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(STATIC)
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Come on, guys. These crates aren't
gonna unload themselves.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
Too many guys here. Out of my way.
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Professor Zündapp?
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Here it is, Professor. You wanted
to see this before we load it?
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Ah, yes. Very carefully.
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(SPEAKS GERMAN)
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-Oh, a TV camera.
-What does it actually do?
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This camera is extremely dangerous.
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What are you up to now, Professor?
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This is valuable equipment. Make sure
it is properly secured for the voyage.
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-You got it.
-Hey, Professor Z!
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GREM: This is one of those
British spies we told you about.
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Yeah! This one we caught sticking
his bumper where it didn't belong.
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ZÜNDAPP: Agent Leland Turbo.
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(GASPS)
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It's Finn McMissile!
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He's seen the camera! Kill him!
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TANNOY: All hands on deck!
All hands on deck!
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Whoa!
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Waargh!
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(BEEPING)
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What?
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Get to the boats!
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-He's getting away! -Not for long!
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(CHUCKLES)
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GREM OVER RADIO:
He's dead, Professor.
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ZÜNDAPP: Wunderbar!
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With Finn McMissile gone,
who can stop us now?
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(CRACKING SOUND)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS AND WHIMPERING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BLUBBERING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTING AND PANTING)
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(GROWLS)
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-(SIGHS)
-(CRACKING)
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Uh-oh.
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(RUMBLING)
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(GIGGLES)
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(GASPS AND WHINES)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(RUMBLING AND CRACKING)
-(GASPS)
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(GULPING)
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(SQUEALS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Ooh. (SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(BLUBBERS)
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(WHOOPING)
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(WE'LL BE THERE PLAYING)
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WOMAN: ♪ We'll be there at the first breath of spring
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(LAUGHING)
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♪ When the birds start to sing and the grass starts growing
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♪ We'll be there in the still summer heat
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♪ With the meadow's gleaming gold
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♪ We'll be there on the crisp autumn days
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♪ With the leaves all ablaze in the cool breeze blowing
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♪ We'll be there for it all every year
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(LAUGHING)
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♪ As we've been since days of old
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♪ For what if the world is wider than we ever knew?
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♪ And through all the seasons didn't we dream of something more?
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♪ What if we brave the great unknown?
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♪ What if we're not so all alone?
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♪ What if it's you I'm searching for? ♪
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Peter -Peter Pan, that's who
- is here to help you.
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(CHOKING)
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-Hey, Otis!
-Hey, Peter.
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I... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
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I thought I could make it this time, but...
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(PIXIE BELLS FAILS TO START)
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Smooth like pudding, huh?
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(SIGHS) Who am I kidding?
I'll always be a Lemon.
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Well, jingles,
you're leaking pixie dust again.
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Must be your gaskets.
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Hey, but look on the bright side.
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This is your tenth fairy this month,
so it's on the house.
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You're the only one that's nice to
Lemons like me, Peter.
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Don't sweat it. Shoot, these things
happen to everybody.
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-But you never leak dust.
-Yeah, but I ain't perfect.
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Don't tell nobody, but I think my face
is starting to show through.
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Hey. Is Wendy Darling back yet?
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Not yet.
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She must be crazy excited about
winning her fourth skating trophy.
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Four! Wow!
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Yeah, we're so jingles proud of her,
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but I wish she'd hurry up and get back,
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'cause we got a whole summer's worth
of best friend fun to make up for.
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Just me and... (GASPS)
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(HORN HONKS)
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Wendy!
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Wendy!
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-Peter! I'm in no hurry!
-Hey, everybody. Wendy's back!
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-Aaah!
-Wendy's back!
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-Wendy's back! Wendy's back!
-Aaah! Oooh-hoo! Oooh-hah!
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Wendy's back!
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Wendy! Welcome home!
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-Good to have you back, buster!
-Congratulations, dude.
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Welcome home, ma'am.
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The place wasn't
the same without you, daughter.
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What? Did she go somewhere?
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-It's good to be home, everybody.
-(PETER CROWING)
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-Peter!
-Wendy!
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-Peter!
-Wendy!
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Oooh!
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Whoooa!
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Hey, how far did you make it
this time, Otis?
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-Halfway to the county line.
-Ooh, not bad!
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I know! I can't believe it either!
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-Wendy! Welcome back!
-Peter Pan, it's so good to see you.
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You too, darling.
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Oh, you ain't going to believe the
things I got planned for us!
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These best friend greetings
get longer every year!
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-You ready to have some serious fun?
-I've got something to show you first.
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PETER: Wow.
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I can't believe they renamed the trophy
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after our very own Air Jordan.
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I know Jordan said these
things were just old trophies,
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but to have someone else win it just
didn't feel right, you know?
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Michael would've been real
proud of you. That's for sure.
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All right, pal. I've been waiting
all summer for this.
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-What you got planned?
-Ha-ha-ha! You sure you can handle it?
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Do you know who you're talking to?
This is Wendy Darling!
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I can handle anything.
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Er... Peter?
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Just remember, your brakes ain't
going to work on these!
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-Peter?
-Relax.
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These train tracks ain't been
used in years!
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-(TRAIN HORN)
-Aaaah!
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-Aaaah!
-Faster, faster. Come on. Here we go!
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Faster!
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(LAUGHS)
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-(PETER CHUCKLES)
-Ooh. Wow.
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Yeah, I don't know. Do you think?
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This is going to be good!
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(SPLASHING ECHOES)
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-(PETER LAUGHS)
-Did you see that?
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(GURGLING)
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PETER: Uh-oh.
This ain't gonna be good.
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Ha-ha! Boy, this was the best day ever!
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And my favorite souvenir, this new dent.
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-Boy, Peter, today was ah...
-Shoot, that was nothing.
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Wait till you see what
I got planned for tonight!
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Peter, Peter, whoa!
I was thinking of just a quiet dinner.
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That's exactly what I was thinking.
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-No, I meant with Bugs Bunny, Peter.
-Even better!
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You, me and Bugs going out for supper.
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Peter, I meant it would be
just me and Bugs.
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-Oh.
-You know, just for tonight.
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-Oh...
-We'll do whatever you want tomorrow.
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Okay.
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-Thanks for understanding.
-Yeah, sure.
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-Y'all go on and have fun now.
-All right, then.
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See you soon, amigo.
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(SIGHS)
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BUGS: Ah, this is so nice.
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I can't tell you how good it is
to be here alone,
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just the two of us, finally.
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-You and me.
-PETER: Ahem! Good evening.
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-Ooh!
-My name is Peter Pan,
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and I'll be your waiter.
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Peter Pan the waiter.
That's funny right there.
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Peter? You work here?
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Yeah, I work here. What did you think?
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I snuck in here when
nobody was looking
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and pretended to be your waiter
so I could hang out with you?
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Oh, yeah.
How ridiculous would that be?
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Can I start you two guys off
with a couple of drinks?
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-Yes. I'll have my usual.
-You know what? I'll have that, too.
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Uh... Right. Your usual.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(RATTLING)
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-Thanks, dude.
-Gracias, Nawt.
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-Nawt, what's Wendy's usual?
-How should I know?
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-That's perfect. Give me two of them.
-Quiet! My program's on.
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Tonight on the Mel Dorado Show...
_________________________________
His story gripped the world.
_________________________________
Dust billionaire Miles Axlerod,
_________________________________
in an attempt to become the first fairy
_________________________________
to circumnavigate the globe
without GPS,
_________________________________
ironically ran out of pixie dust,
and found himself trapped in the wild.
_________________________________
Feared dead, he emerged 36 days later,
_________________________________
running on a fuel he distilled himself
from the natural elements!
_________________________________
Since then, he's sold his dust fortune,
_________________________________
converted himself from a
gas guzzler into a powerful fairy
_________________________________
and has devoted his life to finding
a renewable, clean-burning dust.
_________________________________
Now he claims to have done it
with his Incanta.
_________________________________
And to show the world what his
new super dust can do
_________________________________
he's created a world's fair like no other,
_________________________________
inviting the greatest champions
_________________________________
to battle in the first ever
World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
Welcome, Sir Miles Axlerod.
_________________________________
Thank you, Mel. It is good to be here.
Listen to me.
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Big oil. It costs a fortune.
Pollution is getting worse.
_________________________________
I mean, it's a fossil fuel.
"Fossil," as in dead dinosaurs.
_________________________________
And we all know
what happened to them.
_________________________________
Alternative energy is the future.
_________________________________
Trust me, Mel. After seeing Incanta
in action at the World Grand Prix,
_________________________________
nobody will ever go
back to gasoline again.
_________________________________
What happened to the dinosaurs, now?
_________________________________
And on satellite,
World Grand Prix tourist
_________________________________
and one of the fastest fairies
in the world, Fionnoula O'Callaghan.
_________________________________
It is an honor, Lord Dorado, for you.
_________________________________
Why not invite Wendy Darling?
_________________________________
Of course we invited them,
_________________________________
but apparently after a very
long touring season
_________________________________
she is taking time off to rest.
_________________________________
The Wendy Darling would not
have a chance against Fionnoula.
_________________________________
I can fly over 300 kilometers an hour.
_________________________________
In miles, that is like...
way faster than Wendy.
_________________________________
Let's go to the phones.
_________________________________
Baltimore, Maryland, you're on the air.
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-WOMAN: Am I on? Hello?
-You're on. Go ahead.
_________________________________
-Hello?
-Go ahead.
_________________________________
(LINE GOES DEAD)
_________________________________
Let's go to New Orleans.
_________________________________
You're on, caller.
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PETER: That Irish feller
you got on there
_________________________________
can't talk that way about
Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
_________________________________
She's the bestest girl
in the whole wide world.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-If he is, how you say,
_________________________________
"the bestest girl,"
then why must she rest? Huh?
_________________________________
PETER: 'Cause she knows
what's important.
_________________________________
Every now and then she prefers
just to slow down, enjoy life.
_________________________________
Ah! You heard it!
Wendy Darling prefers to be slow!
_________________________________
This is not news to Fionnoula.
_________________________________
When I want to go to sleep,
I watch one of her races.
_________________________________
After two acts, I am out cold.
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-(MURMURING)
-PETER: That ain't what I meant.
_________________________________
WENDY: What's going
on over there?
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FIONNOULA:
She is afraid of Fionnoula.
_________________________________
WENDY: That's that
Irish formula fairy.
_________________________________
-Her name is...
-Fionnoula O'Callaghan.
_________________________________
-No wonder there's a crowd.
-Why do you know her name?
_________________________________
And don't say it like that.
It's three syllables, not ten.
_________________________________
What? She's nice to look at.
You know, open-heeled and all.
_________________________________
What's wrong with fenders?
I thought you liked my fenders.
_________________________________
-Let me tell you something else.
-Peter?
_________________________________
PETER: Wendy could fly
circles around you.
_________________________________
Flying in a circles is all she can do, no?
_________________________________
PETER: No.
_________________________________
I mean, yes. I mean,
he could beat you anywhere.
_________________________________
Anytime, any track.
_________________________________
Mel, can we move on?
_________________________________
Fionnoula needs a caller
who can provide
_________________________________
a little more intellectual stimulation,
like a boy bird.
_________________________________
Ha-ha! That shows what you know.
Boy birds are dumb.
_________________________________
Hey! Whoa!
_________________________________
Yeah, hi. This is
Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
_________________________________
The Wendy Darling, eh?
_________________________________
I don't appreciate my best friend
being insulted like that.
_________________________________
Wendy, that was your best friend? Oh!
_________________________________
This is the difference
between you and Fionnoula.
_________________________________
Fionnoula knows how good she is.
_________________________________
She does not need to surround herself
with boy birds to prove it.
_________________________________
Those are strong words
from a girl that is so fragile.
_________________________________
Fragile! She calls Fionnoula fragile!
_________________________________
Not so fast, Mrs. Darling.
_________________________________
"Not so fast." Is that your new motto?
_________________________________
Motto? (CONTINUES IN
GAELIC LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
This sounds like something that
needs to be settled on the race course.
_________________________________
What do you say,
Wendy Angela Darling?
_________________________________
We've got room for one more tourist.
_________________________________
I would love to, but my crew
is off for the season, so...
_________________________________
(LUG NUTS POPPING)
_________________________________
One step into the adventure.
_________________________________
You know what? They just got back.
_________________________________
Deal me in, baby.
_________________________________
-Ka-chow.
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
I know, I know. I just got back,
but we won't be long.
_________________________________
Eh, don't worry about me, doc.
I've got enough to do here.
_________________________________
Peter's going to have a blast, though.
_________________________________
You're bringing Peter, right?
_________________________________
You never bring him to any
of your tours.
_________________________________
(SLURPS AND GULPS)
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(MUFFLED CRIES)
_________________________________
(SLURPS) Ah.
_________________________________
Just let him sit in the pits.
Give him a headset.
_________________________________
Come on, it will be the thrill
of a lifetime for him.
_________________________________
-Your drink, ma'am.
-Peter.
_________________________________
I didn't taste it!
_________________________________
How'd you like to come
and see the world with me?
_________________________________
-You mean it?
-Yeah. You got me into this thing.
_________________________________
-You're coming along.
-All right!
_________________________________
Ka-chow!
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
PETER: Hey, excuse me!
_________________________________
(IN NORWEGIAN)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(GONG CRASHES)
_________________________________
Fellas, look. Science and basketball.
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-Ho-ho! Look at this.
_________________________________
Okay, now, Peter,
remember, best behavior.
_________________________________
-You got it, girl. Hey, what's that?
-Peter!
_________________________________
Hey, Wendy! Over here.
_________________________________
-Lewis!
-Hey, man.
_________________________________
-Jeff!
-Hey, Wendy.
_________________________________
Can you believe this party?
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
You done good. You got all the leaves.
_________________________________
-Check out that sparrowman.
-Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
_________________________________
Ah... Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
_________________________________
Ho-ho! Good job!
_________________________________
Peter! Listen, this isn't Never Land.
_________________________________
You're just realizing that?
_________________________________
Oh-ho! That jet lag really
done a number on you.
_________________________________
Peter, things are different over here.
_________________________________
Which means maybe you should,
you know, act a little different, too.
_________________________________
-Different than what?
-Well, just help me out here.
_________________________________
You need help? Shoot!
Why didn't you say so?
_________________________________
That's what a sparrowman does.
_________________________________
-Yeah, I mean...
-Looky there.
_________________________________
It's Mrs. San Francisco.
I'll introduce you.
_________________________________
-Peter, no!
-Look at me. I'm helping you already.
_________________________________
Hey, Mrs. San Francisco,
I'd like you to meet...
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Ah, Wendy Darling! Dia duit.
_________________________________
-Nice to meet you, Fionnoula.
-Nice to meet you, too.
_________________________________
You are very good-looking.
Not as good as I thought, but good.
_________________________________
Excuse me.
Can I get a picture with you?
_________________________________
Anything for Wendy's friend.
_________________________________
Mr. Bunny is going to flip
when he sees this.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-He's the best cartoon character.
_________________________________
-Oooh!
-He's a big fan of yours.
_________________________________
Hey, he has a good taste.
_________________________________
Peter's prone to exaggeration.
I wouldn't say he's a "big fan".
_________________________________
You're right. He's a huge fan!
_________________________________
He goes on and on about
your open heels.
_________________________________
Mentioning it once doesn't
qualify as going on and on.
_________________________________
Fionnoula is familiar with this
reaction to Fionnoula.
_________________________________
Women respect a fairy that has
nothing to hide.
_________________________________
Yeah, er...
_________________________________
-Let us have a toast.
-Let's.
_________________________________
I dedicate my win tomorrow
to Mr. Bunny.
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry.
_________________________________
I already dedicated my win
tomorrow to him.
_________________________________
So, if we both do it,
it's really not so special.
_________________________________
-Besides, I don't have a drink.
-I'll go get you one.
_________________________________
Do you mind if I borrow a
few bucks for one of them drinks?
_________________________________
-They're free.
-Free? Shoot, what am I doing here?
_________________________________
I should probably
go keep an eye on him.
_________________________________
See you at the tour.
_________________________________
Yes, you will see Fionnoula,
but not like this.
_________________________________
You will see her like this
as she flies away from you.
_________________________________
Ha! That's cute.
_________________________________
You had one of those
made up for all the tourists?
_________________________________
-No.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
-Kiss me, Wendy! I'm Irish!
-She is so getting beat tomorrow!
_________________________________
PA: Ladies and gentlemen,
Sir Miles Axlerod.
_________________________________
It is my absolute honor
to introduce to you
_________________________________
the competitors in the first ever
World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
From Brazil, Number Eight...
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CAPTAIN: All ashore!
_________________________________
Welcome to Arendelle!
_________________________________
(MAN THANKING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
Watch your step, please.
_________________________________
The gates will be opening soon.
_________________________________
Why do I have to wear this?
_________________________________
Because the queen has come of age.
_________________________________
It's Coronation Day!
_________________________________
That's not my fault.
_________________________________
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) What do you want, Sven?
_________________________________
"Give me a snack."
_________________________________
What's the magic word?
_________________________________
"Please."
_________________________________
Uh! Uh-uh-uh. Share.
_________________________________
I can't believe they're
finally opening up the gates!
_________________________________
And for a whole day!
(GIGGLES) Faster, Percy!
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Arendelle,
our most mysterious trade partner.
_________________________________
Open those gates so I may unlock
your secrets and exploit your riches.
_________________________________
Did I say that out loud?
_________________________________
Oh! Me sore eyes can't wait
to see the queen and the princess.
_________________________________
I bet they are absolutely lovely.
_________________________________
I bet they are beautiful.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
KAI: Princess Anna?
_________________________________
-Princess Anna?
-Huh? (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah?
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry to wake you, ma'am.
_________________________________
No, no, no, you didn't. (YAWNS)
_________________________________
I've been up for hours.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Who is it?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Still me, ma'am.
_________________________________
The gates will open soon.
Time to get ready.
_________________________________
Of course. (CLEARS THROAT)
Ready for what?
_________________________________
Your sister's coronation, ma'am.
_________________________________
My sister's corneration.
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's Coronation Day!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-It's Coronation Day!
-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
♪ The window is open!
_________________________________
♪ So's that door!
_________________________________
♪ I didn't know they did that anymore
_________________________________
♪ Who knew we owned 8,000 salad plates?
_________________________________
♪ For years I've roamed these empty halls
_________________________________
♪ Why have a ballroom with no balls?
_________________________________
♪ Finally They're opening up the gates!
_________________________________
♪ There'll be actual, real, live people
_________________________________
♪ It'll be totally strange
_________________________________
♪ But wow! Am I so ready for this change!
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ There'll be music
_________________________________
♪ There'll be light
_________________________________
♪ For the first time
_________________________________
♪ In forever
_________________________________
♪ I'll be dancing through the night
_________________________________
♪ Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
_________________________________
♪ But I'm somewhere in that zone
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ I won't be alone
_________________________________
(SPOKEN)
I can't wait to meet everyone!
_________________________________
(GASPS) What if I meet the one?
_________________________________
(CHEEPS)
_________________________________
♪ Tonight Imagine me gown and all
_________________________________
♪ Fetchingly draped against the wall
_________________________________
♪ The picture of sophisticated grace
_________________________________
♪ I suddenly see him standing there
_________________________________
♪ A beautiful stranger
_________________________________
♪ Tall and fair
_________________________________
♪ I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face!
_________________________________
♪ But then we laugh and talk all evening
_________________________________
♪ Which is totally bizarre
_________________________________
♪ Nothing like the life I've led so far
_________________________________
♪ For the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ There'll be magic There'll be fun
_________________________________
♪ For the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ I could be noticed by someone
_________________________________
♪ And I know it is totally crazy
_________________________________
♪ To dream I'd find romance
_________________________________
♪ But for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ At least I've got a chance!
_________________________________
♪ Don't let them in
_________________________________
♪ Don't let them see
_________________________________
♪ Be the good girl
_________________________________
♪ You always have to be
_________________________________
♪ Conceal
_________________________________
♪ Don't feel
_________________________________
♪ Put on a show
_________________________________
♪ Make one wrong move
_________________________________
♪ And everyone will know
_________________________________
♪ But it's only for today
_________________________________
♪ It's only for today
_________________________________
♪ It's agony to wait
_________________________________
♪ Tell the guards to open up
_________________________________
♪ The gate
_________________________________
ANNA: ♪ The gate
_________________________________
♪ For the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ Don't let them in Don't let them see
_________________________________
♪ I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
_________________________________
♪ Be the good girl
_________________________________
♪ You always have to be
_________________________________
♪ A chance to change
_________________________________
♪ My lonely world
_________________________________
ELSA: ♪ Conceal
_________________________________
♪ A chance to find true love
_________________________________
♪ Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know
_________________________________
♪ I know it all ends tomorrow
_________________________________
♪ So it has to be today!
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ For the first time
_________________________________
♪ In forever
_________________________________
♪ Nothing's in my way! ♪
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?
_________________________________
Hey. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Uh... (STUTTERS) No, no, I'm okay.
_________________________________
Are you sure?
_________________________________
Yeah. I just wasn't looking
where I was going.
_________________________________
But I'm great, actually.
_________________________________
Oh... Thank goodness.
_________________________________
Oh! Uh...
_________________________________
Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.
_________________________________
Princess Anna of Arendelle.
_________________________________
"Princess"? My Lady.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(SNORTS)
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Um...
-Whew.
_________________________________
Hi. Again.
_________________________________
-(BOTH YELP)
-Oh, boy!
_________________________________
This is awkward.
_________________________________
Not "You're awkward,"
but just because we're...
_________________________________
I'm awkward, you're gorgeous.
_________________________________
Wait, what?
_________________________________
I'd like to formally apologize
_________________________________
for hitting the princess
of Arendelle with my horse.
_________________________________
And for every moment after.
_________________________________
No! No, no. It's fine.
_________________________________
I'm not that princess.
_________________________________
I mean, if you had hit my sister Elsa,
it would be... Yeesh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Because, you know...
_________________________________
-Hello.
-(NEIGHS)
_________________________________
But, lucky you,
_________________________________
-it's just me.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
"Just" you?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________
-(BELLS CHIMING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
The bells. The coronation.
(STUTTERS) I better go.
_________________________________
I have to go. I better go. Uh...
_________________________________
Bye!
_________________________________
(BOARDS CREAKING)
_________________________________
-Oh, no. Oh!
-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERS)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)
_________________________________
(BLEEPING AND BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Oh, hello.
-Hello.
_________________________________
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.
_________________________________
-That's because it's air-cooled.
-Great. I'm Agent Shiftwell.
_________________________________
Holley Shiftwell from the Oslo station.
_________________________________
-I have a message from London.
-Not here.
_________________________________
Try the canapes on the mezzanine.
_________________________________
The lab boys analyzed the photo I sent?
_________________________________
What did they learn about the camera?
_________________________________
It appears to be a
standard television camera.
_________________________________
They said if you could get closer
photos next time that would be great.
_________________________________
-This was London's message?
-Oh, no. No, sir.
_________________________________
The dust platforms you were on,
_________________________________
turns out they're sitting on the
biggest oil reserve in the world.
_________________________________
How did we miss that?
_________________________________
They've scrambled everyone's satellites.
_________________________________
The Americans discovered it
just before you did.
_________________________________
They placed an agent on that
platform under deep cover.
_________________________________
He was able to get a photo of the car
who's running the entire operation.
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
Who is it?
Has anyone seen the photo yet?
_________________________________
Nope, not yet.
_________________________________
The American is here tonight
to pass it to you.
_________________________________
He'll signal you when he's ready.
_________________________________
Good, good.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
-What is it?
-Change of plan.
_________________________________
You're meeting the American.
_________________________________
What? Me?
_________________________________
Those thugs down there
were on the dust platform.
_________________________________
If they see me,
the mission is compromised.
_________________________________
No, I'm technical. I'm in diagnostics.
_________________________________
I'm... I'm not a field agent.
_________________________________
You are now.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
I'll take one of them. Thank you.
_________________________________
Never know which one Wendy
will have a hankering for.
_________________________________
Hey. What you got here that's free?
_________________________________
How about that pistachio ice cream?
_________________________________
-No, no, wasabi.
-Same old same old.
_________________________________
What's up with you?
That looks delicious!
_________________________________
Er...little more, please. It is free, right?
_________________________________
Keep it coming. A little more.
_________________________________
Come on, let's go. It's free.
_________________________________
You're gettin' there. Scoop, scoop.
_________________________________
There ya go!
_________________________________
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
_________________________________
And now our last competitor.
_________________________________
Number ninety-five,
Wendy Moira Angela Darling!
_________________________________
Ka-chow!
_________________________________
Thank you so much for having us,
Sir Axlerod.
_________________________________
I really look forward to touring.
This is a great opportunity.
_________________________________
Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Wendy.
_________________________________
You and your team bring
excellence and professionalism
_________________________________
to this world's fair.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Somebody get me water! Aah!
_________________________________
Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Whatever you do, do not eat
the free pistachio ice cream.
_________________________________
It has turned.
_________________________________
-(VOICE ECHOES)
-Sir Axlerod, I can explain.
_________________________________
-This is Peter. He's...
-I know him.
_________________________________
This is the bloke that called
in to the TV show.
_________________________________
-You're the one I have to thank.
-No, thank you.
_________________________________
This trip's been amazin'.
_________________________________
Ah. He's a little excited, isn't he?
_________________________________
-Peter!
-But wait, I... Oh, shoot.
_________________________________
-Peter.
-Has anyone got a towel?
_________________________________
Peter, get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!
_________________________________
-But I never leak dust. Never.
-Go take care of yourself right now!
_________________________________
Comin' through! Leakin' dust.
Where's the bathroom? Thank you.
_________________________________
I gotta go. Oh, er...
_________________________________
Er...
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Sorry, ladies.
_________________________________
I'm leakin'. I never leak. I never leak.
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, I never leak.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, I never leak. Oooh!
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, never...
_________________________________
Wow-wee!
_________________________________
(JAUNTY PIPED MUSIC)
_________________________________
What in the...?
_________________________________
(SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)
_________________________________
Hey, that tickles!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Waaargh!
_________________________________
Okay, McMissile. I'm here.
It's time for the drop.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
Okay, so, the American
has activated his tracking beacon.
_________________________________
Roger that. Move in.
_________________________________
Stop! Hey!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-Oh, you've got to be joking.
-What's the problem?
_________________________________
-He's in the loo.
-So, go in!
_________________________________
I can't go into the men's loo!
_________________________________
-Time is of the essence.
-All right.
_________________________________
Oh! Whatever you do,
I would not go in there!
_________________________________
Hey! A Gremlin and a Pacer!
_________________________________
No offense to your makes and models,
_________________________________
but you break down harder
than my cousin Betsy
_________________________________
after she got left at the altar!
_________________________________
What the...? Whoa. Are you okay?
_________________________________
-I'm fine.
-Hey! boy bird!
_________________________________
We'd like to get to our private
business here, if you don't mind.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, sorry.
_________________________________
Don't let me get in the way
of your private business.
_________________________________
Oh, a little advice. When you hear
a giggle and see that waterfall,
_________________________________
-you best press that green button.
-Thank you.
_________________________________
-It's to adjust the temperature.
-Got it.
_________________________________
And it's in Celsius, not Fahrenheit.
_________________________________
BOTH: Get out of here!
_________________________________
All right, then. And when she starts
gigglin', prepare to be squirted.
_________________________________
'Scuse me, ma'am. (BACKFIRES)
_________________________________
Jingles pistachio ice cream.
_________________________________
This cannot be him.
_________________________________
FINN: Is he American?
_________________________________
Look out, ladies.
Peter's fittin' to get funky.
_________________________________
-Extremely.
-Then it's him.
_________________________________
-Hello.
-Well, hello.
_________________________________
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.
_________________________________
Well, of course it doesn't.
That's 'cause it's air-cooled.
_________________________________
Perfect. Erm...I'm from the Oslo Station.
_________________________________
'Course, Karmann Ghias
weren't the only ones.
_________________________________
Besides the Beetles, you had Type 3
Squarebacks with the Pancake motors.
_________________________________
Yeah, okay. I get it.
_________________________________
And before both of them
there's the Nerdlucks.
_________________________________
My buddy Blanko's one of them.
_________________________________
Listen!
_________________________________
Erm... We should find
somewhere more private.
_________________________________
Gee, don't you think that's a little...?
_________________________________
You're right. Impossible to know
which areas here are compromised.
_________________________________
So, when can I see you again?
_________________________________
Well, let's see.
_________________________________
Tomorrow I'll be out there at the race.
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
We'll rendezvous then.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
Thanks for seeing me
at my regular booth, Muppets.
_________________________________
-Big fan. Huge.
-(MUPPETS MURMURING)
_________________________________
Dominic. International tour manager.
_________________________________
"Dominic Badguy"?
_________________________________
It's pronounced "Bad-gee."
(CLEARS THROAT) It's French.
_________________________________
MUPPETS: Ah!
_________________________________
It means "good man."
_________________________________
-Oh, yes.
-Oh!
_________________________________
That's a cool name.
_________________________________
Listen up.
_________________________________
You're hot. You're having a moment.
_________________________________
But what is inevitable
about a moment? It ends.
_________________________________
I don't want this moment to end!
_________________________________
That's why we got to get out there
_________________________________
now and capitalize on this moment
with a capital "C," yeah?
_________________________________
I want you to conquer the world.
_________________________________
Do an international tour.
_________________________________
Show a global audience
what you can do.
_________________________________
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-Yeah, that sounds great
_________________________________
but I'm just not sure...
_________________________________
Wait a second, guys, listen.
I'd love to do that, too.
_________________________________
But we've barely gotten back together.
We don't want to mess that up.
_________________________________
Okay, I am inundated with offers
of management at the moment.
_________________________________
One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil.
_________________________________
Just some of the acts I can list.
_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)
-Wow, that's a good list!
_________________________________
And now, I wanna
tour manage you guys.
_________________________________
I know you're the boss, Kermit.
_________________________________
I wouldn't interfere with that.
_________________________________
We would share our managerial roles
_________________________________
because you've got a special bond
with these little guys.
_________________________________
-Sure.
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
Uh... Oh! (SCOFFS)
_________________________________
President Clinton?
_________________________________
-(MUPPETS GASPING)
-What?
_________________________________
I'm on my way, Number Two.
_________________________________
Great, they're taking the bait.
_________________________________
-Well, he seems like a nice guy.
-ROWLF: Yeah.
_________________________________
Humble and honest.
_________________________________
I just... I think we have to get
settled first, you know?
_________________________________
Hone the show, get some new material,
and then maybe go on a world tour.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
_________________________________
Number Two.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
What's it gonna be, Muppets?
Ready to be world famous?
_________________________________
No pressure, but I am a very busy man.
_________________________________
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
That's Rihanna. I really should take this.
_________________________________
(MUPPETS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
World tour! World tour!
_________________________________
Well, I mean...
_________________________________
I guess we could always hone our acts
on the road, and that would be okay.
_________________________________
Wouldn't it, Kermit?
_________________________________
ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCTLY TALKING
CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Okay, let's do it.
_________________________________
-Dominic, you're hired.
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.
_________________________________
You won't regret this.
_________________________________
(ALL VOCALIZING IN HARMONY)
_________________________________
(MAN SNORING)
_________________________________
(BISHOP CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Your Majesty, the gloves.
_________________________________
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(CHANTING PRAYER)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
_________________________________
ALL: Queen Elsa of Arendelle!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
_________________________________
(GUESTS LAUGHING
AND CHATTING)
_________________________________
-(MUSIC CEASES)
-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
_________________________________
Princess Anna of Arendelle.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(GIGGLES)
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Oh. Here? Are you sure?
_________________________________
Because I don't think I'm supposed to...
_________________________________
Oh. Okay.
_________________________________
(ANNA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
"Hi" me? Oh...
_________________________________
Um... Hi.
_________________________________
You look beautiful.
_________________________________
Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
You look beautiful-ler.
_________________________________
I mean, not "fuller."
You don't look fuller.
_________________________________
But more beautiful.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
This is what a party looks like.
_________________________________
It's warmer than I thought.
_________________________________
What is that amazing smell?
_________________________________
(ALL SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ALL: Chocolate. (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
KAI: Your Majesty.
_________________________________
-The Duke of Weaseltown.
-"Weselton"!
_________________________________
The Duke of Weselton, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
As your closest partner
in trade it seems only fitting
_________________________________
that I offer you
your first dance as queen.
_________________________________
One-two, and jump.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(BOTH SNICKERING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
_________________________________
Thank you. Only, I don't dance.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
But my sister does.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-What?
-Oh! Lucky you.
_________________________________
Oh, I don't think...
_________________________________
DUKE: If you swoon, let me know.
I'll catch you.
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Like an agile peacock.
_________________________________
-(WARBLING)
-Ow! Ow.
_________________________________
Speaking of, so great
to have the gates open.
_________________________________
Why did they shut them
in the first place?
_________________________________
Do you know the reason? Hmm?
_________________________________
-No.
-No.
_________________________________
-All right. Hang on!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
They don't call me
the "Little Dipper" for nothing!
_________________________________
Oh-ho!
_________________________________
Like a chicken with the face
of a monkey, I fly.
_________________________________
DUKE: Let me know when you're ready
_________________________________
-for another round, Milady.
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Well, he was sprightly.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
Especially for a man in heels.
_________________________________
-Are you okay?
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I've never been better. This is so nice.
_________________________________
I wish it could be like this all the time.
_________________________________
Me, too.
_________________________________
But it can't.
_________________________________
-Why not?
-It just can't.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Excuse me for a minute.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
-MAN: I'd be honored.
-(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Glad I caught you.
_________________________________
Hans.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-Oop.
_________________________________
(SOFT ORCHESTRAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
I often had a whole parlor
to myself to slide!
_________________________________
-Oh! -Oops!
_________________________________
-Sorry.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Your physique helps, I'm sure, too.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-Ah.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
What's this?
_________________________________
Uh, I was born with it.
_________________________________
Although, I dreamed
I was kissed by a troll.
_________________________________
I like it.
_________________________________
-Yeah, the whole thing.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
You got it.
_________________________________
Okay, wait, wait.
_________________________________
So, you have how many brothers?
_________________________________
Twelve older brothers.
_________________________________
Three of them pretended I was invisible,
_________________________________
literally, for two years.
_________________________________
That's horrible.
_________________________________
It's what brothers do.
_________________________________
And sisters.
_________________________________
Elsa and I were really close
when we were little.
_________________________________
But then, one day, you just shut me out,
_________________________________
and I never knew why.
_________________________________
I would never shut you out.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Okay, can I just say something crazy?
_________________________________
I love crazy.
__________________________________
♪ All my life has been A series of doors in my face
_________________________________
♪ And then suddenly I bump into you
_________________________________
♪ I was thinking the same thing, because, like...
_________________________________
♪ I've been searching my whole life
_________________________________
♪ To find my own place
_________________________________
♪ And maybe it's the party talking
_________________________________
♪ Or the chocolate fondue
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
♪ But with you
_________________________________
♪ But with you I found my place
_________________________________
♪ I see your face
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ And it's nothing like I've ever known before
_________________________________
♪ Love is an open
_________________________________
♪ Door!
_________________________________
♪ Love is an open
_________________________________
-♪ Door
-♪ Door
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Love is an open door
_________________________________
-♪ With you
-♪ With you
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Love is an open door
_________________________________
(BOTH SNICKER)
_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
-♪ I mean, it's crazy
-What?
_________________________________
-♪ We finish each other's
-♪ Sandwiches
_________________________________
That's what I was gonna say!
_________________________________
♪ I've never met someone
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Who thinks so much like me
_________________________________
Jinx! Jinx again!
_________________________________
♪ Our mental synchronization Can have but one explanation
_________________________________
-♪ You
-♪ And I
_________________________________
-♪ Were
-♪ Just
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Meant to be
_________________________________
-♪ Say goodbye
-♪ Say goodbye
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ To the pain of the past
_________________________________
♪ We don't have to feel it anymore
_________________________________
♪ Love is an open door
_________________________________
♪ Love is an open
_________________________________
-♪ Door
-♪ Door
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Life can be so much more
_________________________________
-♪ With you
-♪ With you
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Love is an open
_________________________________
-♪ Door
-♪ Door
_________________________________
-Can I say something crazy?
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
-Will you marry me?
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Can I say something even crazier?
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
ANNA: Coming through.
HANS: Excuse me. Oh...
_________________________________
ANNA: Pardon. Sorry.
WOMAN: Oh!
_________________________________
Can we just get around you there?
_________________________________
Thank you. Oh! There she is.
_________________________________
Elsa!
_________________________________
I mean, Queen. Me again. Um...
_________________________________
May I present Prince Hans
of the Southern Isles.
_________________________________
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
BOTH: We would like...
_________________________________
Uh, your blessing...
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Of our marriage.
_________________________________
-Marriage? -Yes! (SQUEALS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
_________________________________
Well, we haven't worked out
all the details ourselves.
_________________________________
We'll need a few days
to plan the ceremony.
_________________________________
Of course, we'll have soup, roast
and ice cream. And then... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Wait. Would we live here?
_________________________________
-Here?
-Absolutely!
_________________________________
-Anna!
-Oh!
_________________________________
We can invite all 12 of your
brothers to stay with us.
_________________________________
What? No, no, no.
_________________________________
-Of course we have the room.
-Wait, slow down.
_________________________________
No one's brothers are staying here.
No one is getting married.
_________________________________
Wait, what?
_________________________________
May I talk to you, please? Alone.
_________________________________
No. Whatever you have to say,
you can say to both of us.
_________________________________
Fine. You can't marry
a man you just met.
_________________________________
You can if it's true love.
_________________________________
Anna, what do you know
about true love?
_________________________________
More than you.
_________________________________
All you know is how to shut people out.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You asked for my blessing,
but my answer is no.
_________________________________
Now, excuse me.
_________________________________
Your Majesty, if I may ease your...
_________________________________
No, you may not. (STUTTERS)
And I think you should go.
_________________________________
The party is over. Close the gates.
_________________________________
-KAI: Yes, Your Majesty.
-What?
_________________________________
-Elsa, no, no! Wait.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Give me my glove!
_________________________________
Elsa, please, please.
_________________________________
I can't live like this anymore!
_________________________________
Then leave.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
What did I ever do to you?
_________________________________
Enough, Anna.
_________________________________
No, why? Why do you shut me out?
_________________________________
Why do you shut the world out?
_________________________________
What are you so afraid of?
_________________________________
I said, enough!
_________________________________
(GUESTS SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(GUESTS MUTTERING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Sorcery.
_________________________________
I knew there was something
dubious going on here.
_________________________________
Elsa.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
WOMAN: There she is!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ELSA BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
MAN 1: Yes! It is her!
_________________________________
Queen Elsa.
_________________________________
MAN 2: Our beautiful queen!
_________________________________
Your Majesty? Are you all right?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP IN AWE)
_________________________________
There she is! Stop her!
_________________________________
Please, just stay away from me.
Stay away.
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Monster. Monster!
_________________________________
-(BABY CRYING)
-(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
(ALL MURMURING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________
Elsa!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-ANNA: Elsa!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Wait, please!
_________________________________
Elsa, stop!
_________________________________
Anna!
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
The fjord.
_________________________________
-Snow!
-Snow?
_________________________________
Yes, snow.
_________________________________
-Are you all right?
-No.
_________________________________
Did you know?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Look, it's snowing. It's snowing!
_________________________________
The queen has cursed this land!
_________________________________
She must be stopped!
You have to go after her.
_________________________________
Wait, no!
_________________________________
You! ls there sorcery in you, too?
_________________________________
Are you a monster, too?
_________________________________
No, no. I'm completely ordinary.
_________________________________
That's right, she is.
_________________________________
In the best way.
_________________________________
And my sister is not a monster.
_________________________________
She nearly killed me!
_________________________________
-You slipped on ice.
-Her ice.
_________________________________
It was an accident. She was scared.
_________________________________
She didn't mean it.
She didn't mean any of this.
_________________________________
Tonight was my fault. I pushed her.
_________________________________
So, I'm the one
_________________________________
-that needs to go after her.
-What?
_________________________________
-Bring me my horse, please.
-Anna, no.
_________________________________
It's too dangerous.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Elsa is not dangerous.
_________________________________
I'll bring back her,
and I'll make this right.
_________________________________
I'm coming with you.
_________________________________
No, I need you here
to take care of Arendelle.
_________________________________
On my honor.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I leave Prince Hans in charge.
_________________________________
(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
Are you sure you can trust her?
_________________________________
I don't want you getting hurt.
_________________________________
She's my sister.
_________________________________
She would never hurt me.
_________________________________
(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________
(CROWD MUTTERING)
_________________________________
There you are. Where have you been?
_________________________________
What's a "rendezvous"?
_________________________________
-Er... It's like a date. -A date?
_________________________________
Peter, what's going on?
_________________________________
What's going on is
I got me a date tomorrow.
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE)
-Bupkus don't believe you.
_________________________________
Believe it.
My new lady friend just said so.
_________________________________
Hey, there he is. Hey! Hey, lady!
_________________________________
See you tomorrow!
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE)
-Bupkus still don't believe you.
_________________________________
-I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
-And we don't like being tricked.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-ACER: What's so funny?
_________________________________
Well, I was just wearing a disguise.
_________________________________
You guys are stuck looking like that.
_________________________________
Incanta? Thanks, fellas.
I hear this stuff is good for you.
_________________________________
So you think.
_________________________________
Incanta by itself is good for you.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
But after microscopic examination
_________________________________
I have found that it
has one small weakness.
_________________________________
When hit with an electromagnetic pulse,
_________________________________
it becomes extremely dangerous.
_________________________________
Smile for the camera.
_________________________________
Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
_________________________________
You were very interested in this
camera on the dust platform.
_________________________________
Now, you will witness
what it really does.
_________________________________
Whatever you say, Professor.
_________________________________
You talked up a lot of fairies last night.
_________________________________
-Which one's your associate?
-Your mother.
_________________________________
Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister.
_________________________________
I can't tell them apart these days.
_________________________________
Could I start it now, Professor Z?
_________________________________
ZÜNDAPP: Go 50% power.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
This camera is actually
an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
_________________________________
What about her? Did you give it to her?
_________________________________
The Incanta is now heating to a boil,
_________________________________
dramatically expanding, causing the
pixie block to crack under the stress,
_________________________________
forcing oil into the combustion chamber.
_________________________________
How about him? Did you talk to him?
_________________________________
What do I care?
I can replace an pixie block.
_________________________________
You may be able to, but after
full impact of the pulse...
_________________________________
unfortunately...
there will be nothing to replace.
_________________________________
ACER: How about him?
Does he have it?
_________________________________
That's him. He's the one.
_________________________________
Roger that, Professor Z.
_________________________________
-No!
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
We believe the infiltrator has
passed along sensitive information.
_________________________________
I will take care of it before any
damage can be done.
_________________________________
The project is still on schedule.
_________________________________
You will find the second agent
and kill him.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
♪ The snow glows white On the mountain tonight
_________________________________
♪ Not a footprint to be seen
_________________________________
♪ A kingdom of isolation
_________________________________
♪ And it looks like I'm the queen
_________________________________
♪ The wind is howling
_________________________________
♪ Like this swirling storm inside
_________________________________
♪ Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I tried
_________________________________
♪ Don't let them in Don't let them see
_________________________________
♪ Be the good girl You always have to be
_________________________________
♪ Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know
_________________________________
♪ Well, now they know
_________________________________
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ Can't hold me back anymore
_________________________________
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ Turn away and slam the door
_________________________________
♪ I don't care
_________________________________
♪ What they're going to say
_________________________________
♪ Let the storm rage on
_________________________________
♪ The cold never bothered me anyway
_________________________________
♪ It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small
_________________________________
♪ And the fears that once controlled me
_________________________________
♪ Can't get to me at all
_________________________________
♪ It's time to see what I can do
_________________________________
♪ To test the limits and break through
_________________________________
♪ No right, no wrong
_________________________________
♪ No rules for me
_________________________________
♪ I'm free!
_________________________________
♪ Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ I am one with the wind and sky
_________________________________
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ You'll never see me cry
_________________________________
♪ Here I stand
_________________________________
♪ And here I'll stay
_________________________________
♪ Let the storm rage on
_________________________________
♪ My power flurries through the air
_________________________________
♪ Into the ground
_________________________________
♪ My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals
_________________________________
♪ All around
_________________________________
♪ And one thought crystallizes Like an icy blast
_________________________________
♪ I'm never going back
_________________________________
♪ The past is in the past
_________________________________
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ And I'll rise like the break of dawn
_________________________________
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________
♪ That perfect girl is gone
_________________________________
♪ Here I stand
_________________________________
♪ In the light of day
_________________________________
♪ Let the storm rage on!
_________________________________
♪ The cold never bothered me anyway ♪
_________________________________
BRENT: Berlin, land of the rising sun,
_________________________________
where ancient tradition meets
modern technology.
_________________________________
Welcome to the inaugural running
of the World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
I'm Brent Mustangburger with legends
_________________________________
Tabby and David Hobbscap.
_________________________________
There's never been a competition
like this before.
_________________________________
First, Incanta, making its debut tonight
_________________________________
as the required pixie dust
for all these great champions.
_________________________________
Second, the course itself.
_________________________________
And it's like nothing
we've ever seen before.
_________________________________
David, how exactly does this
competition work?
_________________________________
All three of these street courses are
classic round-the-house racetracks.
_________________________________
This means that the LMP
and lucky fairies
_________________________________
should break out of the gate
in spectacular fashion.
_________________________________
Look for Fionnoula O'Callaghan,
in particular, to lead early.
_________________________________
And with technical turns
throughout, GT and touring fairies,
_________________________________
like Spain's Miguel Camino,
should make up ground
_________________________________
but I doubt it'll be enough
to stop Fionnoula
_________________________________
from absolutely running away with it.
_________________________________
Whoa now. Hold your horsepower.
_________________________________
You forget the most important factor -
_________________________________
that early ballroom section
of the course.
_________________________________
The ball is supposed
to be the equalizer in this tour.
_________________________________
BRENT: French rally guy Raoul ÇaRoule
_________________________________
is counting on a big boost through there.
_________________________________
TABBY: And don't forget
Wendy Darling.
_________________________________
Her mentor, Air Jordan,
_________________________________
was one of the greatest
basketball players of all time.
_________________________________
In my opinion, Wendy is the best
all-around skater in this competition.
_________________________________
Really, Tabby, you need to
clean your windshield.
_________________________________
You're clearly not seeing this for
what it is: Fionnoula's show to lose.
_________________________________
BRENT: It's time to find out.
The racers are locking into their grid.
_________________________________
(WOMAN ANNOUNCING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
_________________________________
KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
_________________________________
Okay, guys, guys.
Get them up and move them out.
_________________________________
All aboard, Dominic.
_________________________________
I didn't know there was still third class.
_________________________________
Third class? How about no class?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Watch the heels!
_________________________________
Piggy. Why do you need
so much luggage?
_________________________________
For our honeymoon, of course!
_________________________________
-For our what?
-(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
_________________________________
Oh! Oh.
_________________________________
That must be reverse.
_________________________________
Oh, well. This way looks good, too.
_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought
we could start our world tour in London.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Or how about
the world capital of comedy?
_________________________________
Berlin, Germany.
_________________________________
-(MUPPETS CHEERING)
-ANIMAL: Germany!
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Was that supposed to happen?
_________________________________
WENDY: Faith, trust, and pixie dust.
_________________________________
(FIONNOULA LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Really? You are third class?
_________________________________
Then Fionnoula is triple class.
_________________________________
Fionnoula is triple class.
_________________________________
Ho-ho! Fionnoula likes this Wendy.
_________________________________
It's really getting her into the zone.
_________________________________
She is so getting beat today.
_________________________________
(CHATTER FROM TOUR CREWS)
_________________________________
Your suspension sets look good.
_________________________________
Moron Mountain pressure is excellent!
_________________________________
She's got plenty of pixie dust.
_________________________________
And she's awesome.
_________________________________
(CHANTING)
_________________________________
KERMIT: Oh, you guys are
gonna love this place.
_________________________________
-Hmm?
-Uh...
_________________________________
Okay, here we are, guys.
The Hole in the Wall Club!
_________________________________
"Die Muppets"?
_________________________________
Looks like they put the reviews up early.
_________________________________
Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
_________________________________
More like "Hole in the Ground Club."
_________________________________
Okay, everybody.
_________________________________
So, we'll start at the bottom
and work our way up.
_________________________________
I've booked us into cabaret bars
and coffee houses
_________________________________
all across the industrial cities
of Northern Germany.
_________________________________
Dusseldorf, Hamburg,
Mudburg, Vomitdorf.
_________________________________
Poopenburgen?
_________________________________
Fozzie, we have a solid week
booked in Poopenburgen.
_________________________________
(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________
DOMINIC: This looks great.
_________________________________
And I think we should commend
Kermit on his efforts.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
_________________________________
-Or, if I might be so bold,
-Uh-huh?
_________________________________
...maybe we could
consider another venue.
_________________________________
Another venue?
_________________________________
Follow me, Muppets.
_________________________________
To be precise, this other venue.
_________________________________
-MUPPETS: Whoa!
-Look at that theater!
_________________________________
What? No, no.
_________________________________
We don't have the money
to rent the Berlin National Theater!
_________________________________
We'll make our money back
when we sell it out.
_________________________________
Kermie, I've always dreamed of
playing the Berlin National Theater.
_________________________________
"Ich bin ein Berliner."
_________________________________
More like, "Ein frankfurter"!
_________________________________
-(MUPPETS CHUCKLING)
-Watch it, buster.
_________________________________
Guys, I'm not sure we can
do this, you know?
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Okay,
let's put this to the vote.
_________________________________
All those in favor of believing
in ourselves,
_________________________________
raise your hands.
_________________________________
-(INDISTINCTLY TALKING)
-That's not what I'm saying.
_________________________________
And all those in favor of just giving up.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.
_________________________________
Good. Well, I'm glad we
made this decision.
_________________________________
Oh, wonderful!
_________________________________
So cool!
_________________________________
WALTER: Isn't that exciting.
I can't believe it.
_________________________________
All right, gather round, troops.
Everybody?
_________________________________
-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
-Okay, guys.
_________________________________
Since we're playing such a big theater,
let's stick with what we know.
_________________________________
We'll open with a cabaret number...
_________________________________
Kermit, when do I do
the indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________
(BULL BELLOWING)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Mr. Kermit, sir?
_________________________________
I would very much like to demonstrate
my magnetic bomb-attractor vest.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
Bunsen, why would you even
invent one of those?
_________________________________
Why did I invent the unexpectedly
exploding cupcake?
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?
_________________________________
Muppet Ladder? That's never,
ever worked, Gonzo.
_________________________________
Last time we all tried that
was 20 years ago
_________________________________
and you ended up
in a cast for six months.
_________________________________
Yeah, good times.
_________________________________
Kermit, what if I do Celine Dion's
four or five musical numbers?
_________________________________
You know Celine Dion,
she works in Las Vegas.
_________________________________
No, Piggy, there's no time for that.
_________________________________
What about the band's
marathon jam session?
_________________________________
Drum solo! Drum solo!
_________________________________
No drum solo!
_________________________________
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Guys, guys, guys!
_________________________________
We can't just do whatever we want.
_________________________________
This is our opening night.
_________________________________
Let's play to our strengths, because...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
Look, I didn't want to worry you guys
_________________________________
but if we don't sell this theater out,
it would mean the end of the tour.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-GONZO: What?
_________________________________
And maybe the end of us.
_________________________________
Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
Fine.
_________________________________
I mean, great, great. Well done, Dominic.
_________________________________
Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.
_________________________________
It's called
"The Indoor Running of the Bulls."
_________________________________
Gonzo, I've told you,
that act is far too dangerous.
_________________________________
Actually, Kermit, I was asking
Dominic what he thinks.
_________________________________
Good grief.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY:
Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
"Sold out." Like we've sold
out a show in 30 years.
_________________________________
Ahem.
_________________________________
Is this a good time to discuss
our upcoming European wedding?
_________________________________
No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.
_________________________________
Perfect!
_________________________________
I have 23 swatches for the seat
covers for the reception,
_________________________________
eight font choices for the menu,
which, by the way,
_________________________________
we are not serving flies.
_________________________________
Piggy, what are you talking about?
_________________________________
I'm just trying to involve you in some
of the decision-making, dear.
_________________________________
What about being
involved in the decision
_________________________________
to get married in the first place, huh?
_________________________________
Oh, Kermit, you never
let me do what I want!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah?
_________________________________
Well, what about what I want, huh?
_________________________________
What about that?
_________________________________
I haven't even proposed yet.
_________________________________
-You can do that in our honeymoon.
-What? (STAMMERING)
_________________________________
That's insane!
Do you hear what you're saying?
_________________________________
Insane? How dare you call
you fiancé insane?
_________________________________
You are not my fiancé!
We are not engaged!
_________________________________
And, as a matter of fact,
_________________________________
the way this particular conversation
is going right now... Well...
_________________________________
I'm fine with that!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(FOO FOO GROWLING)
_________________________________
-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!
-(FOO FOO BARKING)
_________________________________
Get out!
_________________________________
(KERMIT SIGHS)
_________________________________
(DOMINIC SIGHS)
_________________________________
Don't take it personally.
They still love you.
_________________________________
They just prefer me now.
_________________________________
Uh, thank you, Dominic.
That's very comforting.
_________________________________
Do you know what I think helps
sometimes in situations like this?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
A walk alone in the fog
in former East Berlin.
_________________________________
Maybe along a deserted canal.
_________________________________
Well, I guess a quiet stroll
is not a bad idea.
_________________________________
Let the others know I've gone, will you?
_________________________________
Sure. I promise.
_________________________________
Thanks. (CLEARS THROAT) Ah.
_________________________________
(MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
_________________________________
(GREETS IN GERMAN)
__________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY)
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
_________________________________
(GIRL GASPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Boo.
-(KERMIT SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
What just happened?
_________________________________
(WOMAN SPEAKING GERMAN)
_________________________________
(IN ENGLISH) What?
_________________________________
Wait a second.
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Hold on, hold on!
There must be some mistake!
_________________________________
Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________
Silence, Constantine. The game is up.
_________________________________
Who?
_________________________________
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
_________________________________
No, no! Wait a minute!
I'm Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________
Guys, this is a mistake!
I'm telling you! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!
_________________________________
-Open up!
-(SIREN BLARING)
_________________________________
I'm an Amphibian-American!
_________________________________
It's not easy being mean.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Look sharp, everyone!
_________________________________
The snowy owls will soon be arriving
_________________________________
to take the snowflake baskets
to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________
Lucinda, stop noodling
and start tinkering.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Is that the last load?
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKS)
-Thanks, Cheese.
_________________________________
Basket weaving
is my favorite thing, Bobble.
_________________________________
Really? I'm partial to macrame.
_________________________________
Morning, Clank. Morning, Bobble.
_________________________________
BOTH: Morning!
_________________________________
That should be enough to finish
the snowflake baskets.
_________________________________
Aye, that will do her.
_________________________________
-Thanks.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(WHISPERS) Clanky.
-Oh! Sorry. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I can't believe
we make the baskets,
_________________________________
but don't get to take them
to the Winter Fairies.
_________________________________
I mean, wouldn't you want to go
into the Winter Woods?
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Oh, we wouldn't last a day in that cold.
_________________________________
Besides, I'm afraid of glaciers.
_________________________________
Glaciers?
_________________________________
They're known for their stealth.
_________________________________
He's never actually seen one.
_________________________________
You never do!
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWS)
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: The snowy owls!
_________________________________
(BLOWING)
_________________________________
Places, everyone!
_________________________________
Clank, Bobble, get that basket up.
_________________________________
Right! Got it, Fairy Mary!
_________________________________
Start the pulley!
_________________________________
(OWLS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Ooh! Newcomer.
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
The final shipment order.
_________________________________
Oh, goodness! They need 20 more
baskets for tomorrow's pickup.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
There's a whole other world over there.
_________________________________
Well done, everyone!
The first shipment is headed for Winter.
_________________________________
But there's much more to do
for tomorrow's pickup,
_________________________________
so this is no time to rest on your laurels.
_________________________________
Lucinda, get off your laurel
and get to work.
_________________________________
FAWN: Look out!
_________________________________
Runaway bunny!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
-Got you!
-Thanks, Tink.
_________________________________
No problem, Fawn.
_________________________________
Come on, little guy. It's still a long
way to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________
Oh, you're taking the animals today?
_________________________________
Trying to.
_________________________________
It's time for them to cross the border,
but this little guy is a handful.
_________________________________
Hey, uh, how about if I help?
_________________________________
Why is he in the pits? He's so exposed.
_________________________________
It's his cover.
_________________________________
One of the best I've seen, too.
_________________________________
Look at the detail on that rust.
_________________________________
It must have cost him a fortune.
_________________________________
But why hasn't he contacted us yet?
_________________________________
There's probably heat on him.
_________________________________
Be patient.
_________________________________
Right, of course.
_________________________________
He'll signal us when he can.
_________________________________
Then we find out who's behind all this.
_________________________________
BRENT: As they head into the palace
hairpin, Fionnoula builds an early lead.
_________________________________
TABBY: Hang on, boys.
Here comes the ballroom.
_________________________________
Slipping and sliding.
_________________________________
PETER: Wendy,
it's time to make your move!
_________________________________
Get on the outside and show 'em
what the Royal Airness taught you.
_________________________________
10-4, Peter.
_________________________________
DAVID: Oh, boy! Fionnoula's brought
to a screeching halt!
_________________________________
BRENT: Wendy is the first
to take advantage.
_________________________________
And just like that, folks,
Fionnoula's lead is left in the court.
_________________________________
WENDY: Nice call, Peter.
Keep it up.
_________________________________
TABBY: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Wendy looks happier than a roll bar
at a demolition derby!
_________________________________
BRENT: Everyone's jostling for position
as we hit the asphalt again.
_________________________________
Fionnoula lost a
lot of momentum in the ball.
_________________________________
DAVID: She's got serious work ahead of
her if she wants to get back in this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: The tourists hit King Ludwig's
castle, with its 360-degree loop.
_________________________________
(FAIRIES' BELLS JINGLING)
_________________________________
-ZÜNDAPP: It is time.
-Roger that.
_________________________________
TABBY: Oh!
Miguel Camino has blown a pixie!
_________________________________
BRENT: Very unusual, Tabby.
He's been so consistent all year.
_________________________________
-You gotta be kidding me.
-What is it?
_________________________________
-The sparrowman from the bathroom.
-The bathroom?
_________________________________
The one the American agent
passed the device to.
_________________________________
-What about him?
-He's in the pits!
_________________________________
Not for long.
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
Hold on. I think I've got something.
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
The Pacer from the party last night.
_________________________________
I'm cross-referencing with the photos
from the dust derricks.
_________________________________
Yep. His VIN numbers match.
_________________________________
FINN: Anyone with him?
He won't be alone.
_________________________________
Conducting analysis on the target.
He's not the only one here.
_________________________________
Three, five... They're everywhere.
_________________________________
And they're all closing in on...
_________________________________
Oh, no! Finn? Finn, where are you?
_________________________________
FINN: Get him out of the pits. Now!
_________________________________
Wow! Some of
them fellers is really loud!
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: Can you hear me? Over.
-What?
_________________________________
Get out of the pit now! Do you hear me?
_________________________________
Hey. I know you! You're that girl
from the party last night.
_________________________________
You wanna do our date now?
_________________________________
Guys, to much chatter.
Let's keep this line clear.
_________________________________
BRENT: Smoke from number ten,
Clutchgoneski!
_________________________________
Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: There's no time for
messing about! Get out of the pits!
_________________________________
Is there going to be cable where you is
so I can watch the rest of the race?
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: You're running out of time!
-They're coming. Get him out of there!
_________________________________
I'm trying. Get out now.
_________________________________
I usually like to have a proper detailing
done before I meet a lady friend.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
-Then this shouldn't hurt.
_________________________________
(BOTH CRY OUT)
_________________________________
(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
Miss Shiftwell?
_________________________________
I've got him in the back alleys
east of the garages.
_________________________________
Multiple assailants
are closing in quickly.
_________________________________
Keep him moving. I'm on my way.
_________________________________
Hey, new lady friend, you like flowers?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: No! Don't go in
anywhere. Just keep moving.
_________________________________
-Stay outside. Got you.
-Outside?
_________________________________
BRENT: Whoa! Wendy suddenly
passes out on the outside.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GAELIC)
_________________________________
TABBY: I cannot believe what I just saw.
_________________________________
That was a bonehead move to
open up the inside like that!
_________________________________
DAVID: That might have cost
Wendy the victory!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Slow down! Slow down!
_________________________________
-Need some help?
-Nope. Doing fine.
_________________________________
FAWN: That lost thing really is handy.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Heel, Hoppy, heel! Slow down!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Oh, don't be scared, little fellow.
_________________________________
We'll let the weasels go first.
_________________________________
Come on. Come on.
(STRAINING) Come on!
_________________________________
So, how far do we take the animals in?
_________________________________
-Uh, Tink, we don't cross the border.
-Huh?
_________________________________
We just help the animals cross.
_________________________________
But I thought Animal Fairies
got to cross with the animals.
_________________________________
Tink, it's freezing over there.
_________________________________
Besides, no Warm Fairies
are allowed in the Winter Woods.
_________________________________
Just like Winter Fairies aren't
allowed over here.
_________________________________
Who made up that rule?
_________________________________
I think it was the Lord of Winter.
_________________________________
Winter has a lord?
_________________________________
All right, guys. You ready?
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
-Wow.
-Pretty great, huh?
_________________________________
It's incredible.
_________________________________
FAWN: They get their winter coats
to protect them from the cold.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Your turn. Go on.
_________________________________
Go on, now. Follow your brothers.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Bye-bye!
_________________________________
All right, big guy. (GASPS)
_________________________________
-(SNORING)
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
No hibernating yet.
_________________________________
-You do that in winter!
-(YAWNS)
_________________________________
Come on. Come on!
_________________________________
Wake up. Wake up.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
-(SNORING)
-Wake up.
_________________________________
Rise and shine.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(THEY SPEAK GERMAN)
_________________________________
This time, I'm going
to make sure you stay dead!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: You're doing brilliantly.
Now just stay focused.
_________________________________
What's that? You want me to
head toward that ruckus?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: No! Don't go down that street.
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
Hi-yah!
_________________________________
Wow! A live karate demonstration!
_________________________________
Stop it, Peter. Just sign off.
_________________________________
Aaargh!
_________________________________
(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
DAVID: And here they come,
the two leaders.
_________________________________
Bumper to bumper as
they approach the finish line!
_________________________________
-It's close!
-BRENT: Fionnoula's the winner!
_________________________________
Wendy's number two.
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS WHIZZ AND POP)
_________________________________
(SHIVERS)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
FAWN: Tink!
_________________________________
Tink!
_________________________________
-Tinker Bell!
-What?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, Tink! I told you,
we're not allowed to cross.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Your wings.
_________________________________
I know!
_________________________________
They were sparkling.
_________________________________
They're freezing!
_________________________________
We'd better get you to a
Healing Talent Fairy.
_________________________________
-But...
-Come on.
_________________________________
That was cool!
Can I get your autograph?
_________________________________
(CHATTER IN GERMAN)
_________________________________
Where'd he go?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Our rendezvous has been
jeopardized. Keep the device safe.
_________________________________
-We'll be in touch.
-Jingles, did I miss our date?
_________________________________
-Fionnoula!
-Fionnoula, over here.
_________________________________
What was your strategy today?
_________________________________
Strategia? Fionnoula needs no strategy.
_________________________________
It's very simple.
_________________________________
You start the race, wait for Wendy
Darling to choke, pass her, then win.
_________________________________
Fionnoula always wins. It's boring.
_________________________________
TABBY: You were in
trouble for a while.
_________________________________
That ball section had you crawling.
_________________________________
To truly crush one's dream, you must
first raise their hopes very high.
_________________________________
-Peter!
-Hey, Wendy! What happened?
_________________________________
Is the race over? You won, right?
_________________________________
Why were you yelling at me
while I was racing?
_________________________________
Yelling? Oh, you thought...
That's funny right there.
_________________________________
No, that's 'cause I seen these
two fellers doing
_________________________________
some karate street performance.
_________________________________
It was nutso. One of 'em
even had a flamethrower.
_________________________________
A flamethrower?
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
-I don't understand. Where were you?
-Going to meet my date.
_________________________________
Your date?
_________________________________
She started talkin' to me as a voice
in my head, tellin' me where to go.
_________________________________
-What?
-Wait a minute.
_________________________________
-I didn't screw ya up, did I?
-I lost the race because of you!
_________________________________
Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
_________________________________
An imaginary girlfriend?
Flamethrowers?
_________________________________
This is exactly why I don't bring
you along to these things.
_________________________________
Maybe if I, I don't know,
_________________________________
talk to somebody and explained
what happened, I could help.
_________________________________
I don't need your help!
I don't want your help!
_________________________________
REPORTER: Hey, there she is!
_________________________________
-Wendy, you had it in the bag!
-Yeah! What happened?
_________________________________
I made a mistake.
_________________________________
But I can assure you,
it won't happen again.
_________________________________
Look, we know what the problem
is and we've taken care of it.
_________________________________
(REPORTERS CALL OUT)
_________________________________
BRENT: Wendy Darling loses in the
last lap to Fionnoula O'Callaghan
_________________________________
in the first race of the World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
And three - count 'em -
three fairies flamed out
_________________________________
leaving some to suggest that their fuel,
Incanta, might be to blame.
_________________________________
Incanta is safe.
Alternative pixie dust is safe.
_________________________________
There is no way my dust caused
these fairies to flame out.
_________________________________
The jury may still be out on whether
Incanta caused these accidents,
_________________________________
but one thing's for sure,
_________________________________
Wendy Darling blew this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: Team Never Fairies
can't be happy right now.
_________________________________
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
May I help you?
_________________________________
How much longer?
_________________________________
I told you, a rainbow collision
is not an emergency.
_________________________________
But the purple's starting to itch.
_________________________________
Take a seat.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
Oh. Snapdragon, right?
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Not an emergency. Plant it over there.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Hurry, girls.
What if we're too late?
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
-Oh. Sorry. Do you know...
-Window.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Uh, uh, uh, uh!
-(BUZZING STOPS)
_________________________________
Patient's name?
_________________________________
ALL: Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
Oh, yes. The border crosser. She's...
_________________________________
Frozen solid?
_________________________________
-Room two.
-ROSETTA: Oh, my.
_________________________________
-SILVERMIST: Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: This way!
ROSETTA: Come on, girls. Hurry.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: She's right over here.
Room two.
_________________________________
-There she is.
-IRIDESSA: Tink!
_________________________________
We got here as quick as we could.
_________________________________
We did have to stop at reception.
_________________________________
-Did you really cross?
-(SHUSHES)
_________________________________
Well, did you?
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
-Hmm...
-Whoa.
_________________________________
ALL: Shh!
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Okay. You're all warmed up.
Let's test your wings.
_________________________________
Oh. Sure.
_________________________________
Open.
_________________________________
Mmm. Close.
_________________________________
And try a little flap.
_________________________________
A flutter.
_________________________________
Can you give me a flitter?
_________________________________
Okay. Well, I don't see anything
unusual. Your wings appear to be fine.
_________________________________
(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
But what about the sparkling?
_________________________________
It must have been the light
reflecting off the snow.
_________________________________
-But...
-You should have never
_________________________________
crossed the border.
_________________________________
Winter is too cold for
our Warm Fairy wings.
_________________________________
Now, to be safe, I want you
to take two sunflower seeds
_________________________________
and come back if there is any problem.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
We were worried, Tink.
_________________________________
Oh! You are so lucky nothing
happened to your wings.
_________________________________
Can you imagine?
_________________________________
But something did happen.
They sparkled!
_________________________________
But you heard her. It was just the
light reflecting off the snow.
_________________________________
No, it wasn't. They actually lit up.
_________________________________
It was brighter than a thousand fireflies.
_________________________________
You saw it. Didn't you, Fawn?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
You don't believe me?
_________________________________
Who... Um...
_________________________________
Uh... No?
_________________________________
Look, you guys, it happened.
It felt like...
_________________________________
-Like...
-Like what?
_________________________________
Like the Winter Woods was calling me.
_________________________________
You know?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Not really.
(WHISPERING) Get the doctor.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Animal Fairy Books,
101 Uses for Pixie Dust...
_________________________________
Beauty and the Bees...
_________________________________
There's got to be a
wing book here somewhere.
_________________________________
Rules for Rainbow Riding. No, not that.
_________________________________
Huh? Hey.
_________________________________
Someone's been eating the books!
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
Bookworms.
_________________________________
Oh. What's this?
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Light reading.
_________________________________
Dustology, windology...
_________________________________
A-ha!
_________________________________
Wingology. That's got to have it.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Got you!
_________________________________
Ahem.
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Okay, let's see.
_________________________________
Wing care. Wing washing. Wing tips.
_________________________________
"Don't get them wet."
Everybody knows that.
_________________________________
Sizes, shapes, flapping, fluttering.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Sparkling! I knew it!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
_________________________________
Sorry. Found it!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Thanks a lot.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
"Sparkling wings.
When a most incredible...
_________________________________
"...that the sparkle... there were two."
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
"That the sparkle... There were two."
_________________________________
Two wings? Two feet?
(SIGHS) Two what?
_________________________________
-Psst.
-Oh!
_________________________________
-Yes?
-Hey.
_________________________________
Do you know anything
about sparkling wings?
_________________________________
No. The bookworm ate that page.
_________________________________
Yeah, I know.
_________________________________
But the Keeper does.
_________________________________
The Keeper? Who's the Keeper?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
He writes the books. He is
the keeper of all fairy knowledge.
_________________________________
That's perfect. Is he here?
I have to talk to him.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) I would give anything
to talk to him. But you can't.
_________________________________
Why not?
_________________________________
Because he's a Winter Fairy.
_________________________________
In order to talk to him, you would
have to go to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________
And that's impossible.
Your wings will freeze and...
_________________________________
Chapter 16.
_________________________________
Hmm. The Winter Woods.
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
Oy, this global warming is killing me.
_________________________________
This is too hot.
The Ice Age was too cold.
_________________________________
What would it take to make you happy?
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
This I like.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
Whoo! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Whoo!
-(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
MACRAUCHENIA: Whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
Wow! Whoa!
_________________________________
-(SHOUTING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(CRYING)
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________
-No running, James. Camp rules.
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
-Ohh!
-Make me, sloth!
_________________________________
"Make me, sir!" It's all about respect.
_________________________________
Ew.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Jared, you just ate. Wait an hour.
_________________________________
Hector, no, no. You can't pee-pee there.
_________________________________
Okay. There is fine.
_________________________________
Ashley, stop picking your... (YELLS)
_________________________________
-GIRL 1: Piñata!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Stop! You're supposed
to wear blindfolds.
_________________________________
Okay. You're in no position
to make the rules.
_________________________________
-Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth!
-Mine!
_________________________________
-Mine!
-Mine!
_________________________________
Mine!
_________________________________
Whoa! (SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Hey! You didn't have any candy in you.
_________________________________
Not even a little.
_________________________________
-Let's bury him.
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
_________________________________
(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-Fire ants! -(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
MANNY: Hey, hey, whoa!
What's going on in here?
_________________________________
DIEGO: And how can
you make it more painful?
_________________________________
Who said you
kids could torture the sloth?
_________________________________
Manny, don't squash their creativity.
_________________________________
Hey, Manny! Diego!
My bad mammal jammals!
_________________________________
Want to give a sloth a hand?
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
Look, I opened my camp.
_________________________________
Campo del Sid.
It means "Camp of Sid."
_________________________________
Congratulations.
You're now an idiot in two languages.
_________________________________
(SHUSHES) Not in front of the K-I-D-Z.
_________________________________
These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
_________________________________
-Don't make me eat you.
-(KIDS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ah, they kid.
_________________________________
That's why they're called "kids."
_________________________________
I told you, Sid, you're not qualified
to run a summer camp.
_________________________________
Oh, since when do qualifications
have anything to do with child care?
_________________________________
Besides, these kids look up to me.
_________________________________
I'm a role model to them. (GASPS)
_________________________________
-(KIDS LAUGHING)
-I can see that.
_________________________________
You guys never think I can do anything,
but I'm an equal member of this herd.
_________________________________
I made this herd,
_________________________________
so you need to start treating
me with some respect.
_________________________________
Come on, Sid!
-Sid! We were just kidding.
_________________________________
ASHLEY: Hey!
_________________________________
Let's play Pin the Tail on the Mammoth.
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-BOTH: Sid!
_________________________________
I can do stuff.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
Won't give me no stupid respect.
_________________________________
Get the... (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I'll show them.
_________________________________
MANNY: And so, in the end,
_________________________________
the little burro reached his mommy,
_________________________________
and they lived happily ever after.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Good job.
-ASHLEY: Question.
_________________________________
Why does the burro go home?
_________________________________
Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
_________________________________
Because... Because he wanted
to be with his family.
_________________________________
I think he should go with the girl burro.
_________________________________
That's a better love story.
_________________________________
Okay. Well, when you tell your
burro story, that's what he'll do.
_________________________________
"Burro" is a demeaning name.
_________________________________
Technically it's called a "wild ass."
_________________________________
Fine.
_________________________________
The wild ass boy came home
to his wild ass mother.
_________________________________
-See, that's why I called it a burro!
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Could the burro have a grazing problem?
_________________________________
That would make him more relatable.
_________________________________
-Boring!
-It's not believable.
_________________________________
-JAMES: Do burros eat their young?
-It's not a very satisfying ending.
_________________________________
Sometimes I throw up.
_________________________________
"They lived happily ever after."
_________________________________
You can't get more satisfying than that.
_________________________________
One big, happy family.
That's the way it's supposed to be.
_________________________________
Then where's your big, happy family?
_________________________________
Then the hungry tiger
ate the pesky little kids. (ROARS)
_________________________________
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-GIRL 2: Mommy!
_________________________________
-You okay, buddy?
-Sure. Why not?
_________________________________
-I just thought you...
-Story time's over. The end.
_________________________________
BOY 1: Get out of the way!
BOY 2: Run for your live!
_________________________________
-Hey, watch it.
-Where's everybody going?
_________________________________
-The world's coming to an end!
-What are you talking about?
_________________________________
Fast Tony.
He says the world's gonna flood!
_________________________________
Folks, I hold in my hands
a device so powerful,
_________________________________
it can actually pull air
right out of the sky!
_________________________________
-FEMALE MAMMAL: Right.
-(CHUCKLING) Gather around.
_________________________________
Gather around.
_________________________________
Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
_________________________________
Uh-uh.
_________________________________
-So you can't breathe underwater?
-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
Aha! My assistant here will demonstrate.
_________________________________
(SNUFFLING)
Hey! I can smell the ocean!
_________________________________
Oh! What are you doing?
I can't sell that now.
_________________________________
You suck air through your mouth,
you moron!
_________________________________
Through its tensile design
and sturdy construction,
_________________________________
he'll have plenty of air for eons to come!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-Of course, results may vary.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Why are you scaring everybody
with this doomsday stuff?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
I'm trying to make a living here, pal.
_________________________________
It's all part of my accu-weather forecast.
_________________________________
The five-day outlook is calling
for intense flooding followed by
_________________________________
-the end of the world!
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
And a slight chance of
patchy sunshine later in the week.
_________________________________
Come on, don't listen to him.
_________________________________
Fast Tony would sell his own
mother for a grape.
_________________________________
Are you making an offer?
_________________________________
I mean, no, I would not.
_________________________________
Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
_________________________________
You see this ground? It's covered in ice.
_________________________________
A thousand years ago,
it was covered in ice.
_________________________________
A thousand years from now,
it will still be ice.
_________________________________
JAMES' DAD: Say, buddy...
_________________________________
Not to cast aspersions on your
survival instincts or nothing,
_________________________________
but haven't mammoths
pretty much gone extinct?
_________________________________
-What are you talking about?
-I'm talking about you...
_________________________________
being the last of your kind.
_________________________________
Ah, your breath smells like ants.
_________________________________
(EXHALES) Whoo!
_________________________________
Be that as it may,
_________________________________
when's the last time
you saw another mammoth?
_________________________________
Ah, don't pay any attention
to him, Manny.
_________________________________
Mammoths can't go extinct.
They're the biggest things on Earth.
_________________________________
Well, what about the dinosaurs?
_________________________________
The dinosaurs got cocky.
_________________________________
-They made enemies.
-MACRAUCHENIA: Look!
_________________________________
Some idiot's
going down the Eviscerator!
_________________________________
Oh, please tell me it's not our idiot.
_________________________________
SID: Okay. I'm gonna jump
on the count of three!
_________________________________
-One, two…
-DIEGO: Sid?
_________________________________
Sid, don't move a muscle!
We're coming up!
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING) Jump! Jump! Jump!
_________________________________
-Jump! Jump! Jump! Sorry.
-Jump! Jump! Jump!
_________________________________
Two and 3/1,000th.
_________________________________
-Two and 4/1,000th.
-MANNY: Sid!
_________________________________
What are you doing?
Get down from there!
_________________________________
No way! I'm gonna be the first
to jump off the Eviscerator
_________________________________
and then you guys are gonna have
to start showing me some respect.
_________________________________
You jump off this, the only respect
you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
_________________________________
Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
_________________________________
-But I've been wrong before.
-Geronimo... Oh!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(SID SCREAMING)
-Hey, watch it!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh!
_________________________________
SID: (MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
I think I just coughed up my spleen.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(ICE CRACKING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Uh, Diego?
_________________________________
-Retract the claws, please.
-Oh. Right. Sorry.
_________________________________
If I didn't know you better, Diego,
_________________________________
I'd think you were afraid of the water.
_________________________________
Okay! Okay!
Good thing I know you better.
_________________________________
MANNY: Guys.
_________________________________
Fast Tony was right.
_________________________________
Everything is melting.
_________________________________
It's all gonna flood.
_________________________________
Come on. We gotta warn them.
_________________________________
Hmm. Maybe we can rapidly
evolve into water creatures.
_________________________________
That's genius, Sid.
_________________________________
Call me "Squid."
_________________________________
Eesh! This whole thing's a piece of junk.
_________________________________
I can't believe I live here.
_________________________________
-(ICE RUMBLING)
-What?
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Forget reeds!
_________________________________
That is so five minutes ago.
_________________________________
I present you with this
revolutionary gizmo we call bark!
_________________________________
It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
_________________________________
-I'll show you something that floats.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
All right. It's your funeral.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
You see? This is
exactly what I'm talking about!
_________________________________
Giant balls of furry lava the size of
mammoths raining from the sky!
_________________________________
-Ah, go suck air through a reed!
-TAPIR DAD: Hey, Fast Tony!
_________________________________
The snakes called.
_________________________________
-They wanted their oil back.
-(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We gotta listen to him.
He's right about the flood.
_________________________________
I am? I mean, uh, yes, I am.
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
You're the one who said
there wasn't going to be a flood.
_________________________________
-Why should we listen to you?
-Because we saw what's up there.
_________________________________
The dam's gonna break.
The entire valley's gonna flood.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
LONE GUNSLINGER VULTURE:
Flood's real, all right.
_________________________________
And it's coming fast.
_________________________________
Look around. You're in a bowl.
_________________________________
Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.
_________________________________
(GASPS) What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
Unless, you can make
it to the end of the valley.
_________________________________
There's a boat. It can save you.
_________________________________
I don't see anything.
_________________________________
But, y'all better hurry.
_________________________________
Ground's melting, walls tumbling,
rocks crumbling.
_________________________________
Survive that,
and you'll be racing the water,
_________________________________
'cause in three days' time,
it's gonna hit the geyser fields.
_________________________________
-Boom!
-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
LONE GUNSLINGER VULTURE:
There is some good news, though.
_________________________________
The more of you die, the better I eat.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-I didn't say it was good news for you.
_________________________________
Ooh. He must have been
a pleasure to have in class.
_________________________________
All right. You heard the scary vulture.
_________________________________
-Let's move out.
-(ICE CRACKING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
TAPIR: Run!
_________________________________
Dam!
_________________________________
Manny, you really think there's a boat?
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
But in a few days this place
is gonna be a mile underwater.
_________________________________
If there's any hope, it's that way.
_________________________________
DIEGO: Manny, let's go!
_________________________________
VULTURE: We got an overturned
glyptodon in the far light lane.
_________________________________
Traffic backed up as far
as the eye can see.
_________________________________
Ooh, and it looks like there
might be a fatality.
_________________________________
-(SLURPS)
-I call the dark meat!
_________________________________
Come on, everybody. Let's go.
Come on. Come, come, come. Get in.
_________________________________
Whoop!
_________________________________
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-Come on, Grandpa. Come on!
_________________________________
-We have to go.
-Well, I'm not leaving!
_________________________________
I was born in this hole,
and I'll die in this hole!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
Do we have to bring this crap?
_________________________________
I'm sure there's crap where we're going.
_________________________________
Ah! This was a gift from my mother.
_________________________________
-Okay. Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
-Manny, Manny!
_________________________________
I-I just heard you're going extinct. Mmm!
_________________________________
I am not going extinct!
_________________________________
Oh, well, if you do go extinct,
_________________________________
can I have you spot on the food chain?
_________________________________
Hey, if you ever master hygiene,
try working on sensitively.
_________________________________
What part of not going extinct
do you not understand?
_________________________________
I'm having trouble with the not part.
_________________________________
I think you are, too.
_________________________________
I told you, I'm not going extinct!
_________________________________
Kids, look! The last mammoth.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
Well, you probably won't see
another one of those again.
_________________________________
See?
_________________________________
Okay. One, two, three...
Where is James?
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(STU BREATHING)
_________________________________
(STU GASPS)
_________________________________
Stu! Come on, Stu!
_________________________________
Let's blow this ice cube stand.
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Stu!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Folks! Be the first in the valley
to have your very own mobile home!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(MUPPETS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Has anyone seen Kermit?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
It's 15 minutes to curtain.
_________________________________
Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit,
just back from his afternoon stroll.
_________________________________
Hi-lo! I am Kermit.
_________________________________
-What...
-Hmm.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: He's got a cold.
That's why his voice
_________________________________
sounds a little bit different
at the moment.
_________________________________
-(ALL AGREEING)
-(COUGHS)
_________________________________
See? Just calm down. Just relax.
_________________________________
-You are right. Dominic is terrific!
-Aw.
_________________________________
From now on, let's do
whatever he says. Hmm?
_________________________________
ALL: All right. Yeah.
_________________________________
Wow, that walk must have really helped.
_________________________________
Miss Pig, I have wronged you.
_________________________________
I humbly beg your forgiveness.
_________________________________
You're not getting off that easy, bucko.
_________________________________
Come on, Foo Foo. (HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Bad frog! Bad frog!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
What is this? Let go, dog!
_________________________________
Animal, stop it!
_________________________________
Kermit has agreed that Dominic
is right all the time, man.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Good.
_________________________________
So, now that Kermit agrees
with me on everything...
_________________________________
-I am Kermit.
-Definitely.
_________________________________
Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?
_________________________________
Okay, all right.
_________________________________
Come, little friend.
_________________________________
Let us get on with the show and
enjoy our family-style adventure
_________________________________
during which we shall bond
and learn heartwarming lesson.
_________________________________
Perhaps about sharing,
or waiting your turn,
_________________________________
or the number three. Hmm?
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Right, Kermit. Uh...
_________________________________
Sure.
_________________________________
Flawlessly executed. Bravo.
_________________________________
What did you expect from
world's most dangerous frog
_________________________________
and number one criminal, Number Two?
_________________________________
Yeah, I know. You're Number One,
I'm Number Two.
_________________________________
I think you mentioned that before.
_________________________________
Now that we control the
Muppet tour, Number Two,
_________________________________
phase one of our plan is complete.
_________________________________
We are now positioned to
carry out greatest...
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
Burgle...
_________________________________
Burgle...
_________________________________
-"Burglary."
-Yes.
_________________________________
...of all time, and pin it
on those gullible Muppets,
_________________________________
who will spend the rest of their
miserable lives behind bars.
_________________________________
-Hmm.
-Tonight,
_________________________________
we steal the painting
and then we'll have all we need
_________________________________
to steal the unstealable, the
Crown Jewels of England.
_________________________________
Ensuring that my name
goes down in history
_________________________________
as the greatest thief of all time!
_________________________________
You mean our names, right?
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
My name first, then spacebar,
spacebar, spacebar, your name.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Sure.
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number One You're Number Two
_________________________________
♪ We're criminals at large But I'm at larger than you
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number One
_________________________________
♪ You're Number Two
_________________________________
♪ I believe in equality
_________________________________
♪ As long as you get less than me
_________________________________
-♪ I'm one
-♪ You're one
_________________________________
♪ You're number two
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number Two.
_________________________________
♪ You may think that you're smarter
_________________________________
♪ But I'm smarterer than you
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number One You're Number Two
_________________________________
♪ You're lucky to be Number Two
_________________________________
-♪ Not number three
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
♪ I can see by the look in your eye
_________________________________
♪ You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
_________________________________
♪ One day you'll get your chance
_________________________________
♪ But in the meantime
_________________________________
♪ You've got to dance, monkey, dance!
_________________________________
Really? I'm not a dance major.
_________________________________
Do it!
_________________________________
♪ Dance, monkey, dance!
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(CONSTANTINE GRUNTING)
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number Two He's Number One
_________________________________
♪ I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number Two He's Number One
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number One!
_________________________________
♪ You know life's gone to the dogs
_________________________________
♪ When your boss is a frog
_________________________________
♪ I can see it's just a matter of time
_________________________________
♪ Before he's gone
_________________________________
♪ And I'm at the front of the line
_________________________________
♪ It won't be long till I get my chance
_________________________________
♪ But in the meantime
_________________________________
♪ I've got to dance, monkey, dance
_________________________________
♪ Dance, monkey, dance
_________________________________
Now, watch me.
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-♪ I'm Number One
-♪ He's Number One
_________________________________
-♪ You're Number Two
-♪ I'm Number Two
_________________________________
♪ That's it, kid There you go
_________________________________
♪ Now step aside This ain't your show
_________________________________
-♪ I'm One
-♪"I'm One"
_________________________________
♪ I'm Number One
_________________________________
♪ Yes, we know
_________________________________
-♪ I'm...
-♪ He's...
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Number One! ♪
_________________________________
That's how it's done.
_________________________________
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?
_________________________________
Sure.
_________________________________
Uh... Okay.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?
_________________________________
Of course not. This is child's play
for frog of my talent. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...
_________________________________
"Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.
_________________________________
It's...
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Kermit! Introduce the show.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
It's the Muppet Show!
_________________________________
With our very special guest star,
Christoph Waltz!
_________________________________
Yay!
_________________________________
What is happening? Why am I flying?
_________________________________
Whoa. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-What the...
-We gotta do something!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________
Please welcome our first act,
_________________________________
Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!
_________________________________
(WALTZ PLAYING)
_________________________________
(ALL HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Darling, you set my world on fire.
-Oh!
_________________________________
Did somebody say "explosion"?
_________________________________
No! He says I set his world on fire.
_________________________________
There it is again!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
One more!
_________________________________
SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
It was, uh, a stomach bug and vertigo.
_________________________________
Not stage fright, if that's what
you're thinking, Number Two.
_________________________________
Sure.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
_________________________________
Right, now to cover our tracks.
_________________________________
-(ALARM RINGING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Let's get out of here!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(INHALES)
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(ICE BLOCK FALLS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh. (YELLS)
_________________________________
(WHINING)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Can't fly.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Welcome
to Berlin International Airport.
_________________________________
(ALARM WAILS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GERMAN)
_________________________________
-Come with me, please, sir.
-But I'm gonna miss my plane.
_________________________________
-Right this way.
-Ah, goodness gracious.
_________________________________
This is about my hook, ain't it?
_________________________________
I know I should have checked it,
but I can't, really.
_________________________________
Look. It's attached to me.
_________________________________
Hey, I know you. You're that feller
from the karate demonstration.
_________________________________
I never properly introduced myself.
_________________________________
Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.
_________________________________
Peter Pan. Average intelligence.
_________________________________
Who are you with? FBI? CIA?
_________________________________
Let's just say I'm AAA affiliated.
_________________________________
I know some karate.
_________________________________
I don't want to brag or nuttin',
but I got me a black fan belt.
_________________________________
-Wanna see some moves I made up?
-You're being followed.
_________________________________
This first one,
I can reach into a fairy's back
_________________________________
pull out the battery,
and show it to her before he stalls.
_________________________________
I call it, "What I accidentally
did to my friend Pound once."
_________________________________
Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
_________________________________
-Hi-yah!
-There he is!
_________________________________
PETER: Hi-hi-tah! Huh!
_________________________________
Look, I probably ought to go.
I'm about to miss my flight.
_________________________________
Don't worry. I've taken care of that.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Hang on!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
This is first-class service.
_________________________________
You don't even have
to go through the terminal!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GERMAN)
_________________________________
Your karate partners is back there.
_________________________________
They look like they tryin' to catch up!
_________________________________
Fly forward.
Whatever you do, don't stop!
_________________________________
-(SCREECH)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa...
_________________________________
Is everything okay back there?
_________________________________
Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.
_________________________________
FINN: Roger that.
_________________________________
'Member that whole thing
about me not stopping no matter what?
_________________________________
-I knew I shoulda done carry-on!
-Thanks, old boy.
_________________________________
-You got it, mate.
-PETER: Hey, doggone it!
_________________________________
-Look, it's my imaginary girlfriend!
-Come on! Get in here!
_________________________________
I tell you what, you really
do want this first date, don't ya?
_________________________________
That's a no-quit attitude right there.
_________________________________
-(GUNFIRE)
-What the...?
_________________________________
-Aargh!
-FINN: Hold on, Sid.
_________________________________
Aargh!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRY)
_________________________________
Come on, Finn! It's now or never!
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
(POLICE SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO)
_________________________________
CIA.
_________________________________
Interpol!
_________________________________
What is the CIA doing here?
This is my jurisdiction.
_________________________________
Not to mention, my badge is bigger.
_________________________________
One of the stolen paintings was on loan
_________________________________
from the New York Metropolitan
Museum of Art.
_________________________________
So, this is CIA jurisdiction.
_________________________________
Also, this is my travel badge.
_________________________________
-Here's my real badge.
-Oh.
_________________________________
You must have been
looking at the wrong...
_________________________________
-Badge!
-What?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You've won this round, Pierre.
_________________________________
-My name is "Jean."
-Okay, Shawn.
_________________________________
It looks like we're gonna be
working together.
_________________________________
But that doesn't mean I have to like you.
_________________________________
I didn't like you first.
_________________________________
I didn't like you before I met you.
_________________________________
So, what have we got?
_________________________________
Two priceless paintings stolen
and one average painting
_________________________________
-of an obscure English colonel stolen.
-Hmm.
_________________________________
This has all the markings of the
work of the Lemur.
_________________________________
What's a lemur?
_________________________________
Only the second most wanted
criminal in the world.
_________________________________
And my personal nemesis.
_________________________________
Unfortunately for me,
his identity is a mystery.
_________________________________
No, literally, what is a lemur?
_________________________________
Oh. It is also a rat-monkey
from Madagascar.
_________________________________
-Oh.
-A-ha!
_________________________________
Just as I suspected.
_________________________________
This coin is his calling card.
_________________________________
The Lemur, he is playing with us.
_________________________________
I have a delivery here for Mr. Eagle.
_________________________________
Right here.
_________________________________
-And here's your rope.
-Mmm.
_________________________________
You were saying?
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Hurry, now, hurry!
Let's finish up. Stand by with the pulley.
_________________________________
All right! It's this season's final pickup,
so let's make it our best.
_________________________________
Lucinda, let's leave the loafing
for the Baking Fairies.
_________________________________
-BOBBLE: Okay, Clanky.
-Right!
_________________________________
Ouch!
_________________________________
Snowflake release system working!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Maybe you should
be the test snowflake for a while.
_________________________________
-Tink?
-Huh?
_________________________________
We already checked that basket.
_________________________________
Right. Uh...
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Why are you dressed all cozy?
_________________________________
I'm going to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________
-(BOTH GASP)
-(LOUDLY) The Winter Woods?
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) The Winter Woods?
_________________________________
-(HORN BLOWS)
-FAIRY MARY: Places, everyone!
_________________________________
The snowy owls. They're here!
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Start the pulley!
_________________________________
Bye!
_________________________________
(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________
CLANK: Tink! Wait!
_________________________________
You can't cross the border, Miss Bell.
Your wings!
_________________________________
Don't worry. They're in my coat.
_________________________________
Does this have to do with the...
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-The sparkling?
-Yes.
_________________________________
There's somebody in Winter
who can tell me what it means.
_________________________________
Clank! Bobble! Is something
wrong with that basket?
_________________________________
What? Oh.
_________________________________
(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Tink?
_________________________________
I just have to do this.
_________________________________
No, no. Everything is fine.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
We're just sad to see it go. Pretty basket.
_________________________________
Oh! Honestly. Let it go!
_________________________________
That's the new one.
_________________________________
-Uh, new one?
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
-(CRIES OUT IN PANIC)
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Excellent work, everyone.
They're off to the cold of winter.
_________________________________
Well, that's that until next year.
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
Wow. I made it.
_________________________________
SLED: Welcome back.
_________________________________
A Winter Fairy.
_________________________________
-SLED: You ready for the drop-off?
-(OWL SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
Come on. You did it yesterday.
You'll be fine.
_________________________________
All right then. Here we go.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
SNOW FAIRIES: Look out!
_________________________________
SLED: Sorry about that.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________
(OWL TWITTERS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Lord Milori.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
And what happened here?
_________________________________
A bit of a bumpy landing.
_________________________________
It's only his second drop-off.
_________________________________
As long as the basket made it,
I'd say he did just fine.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-How was the crossing?
_________________________________
Four bunnies,
two weasels, and a marmot.
_________________________________
And they all crossed safely.
_________________________________
Yes. I met up with them
on the north side.
_________________________________
The snowflakes are
looking quite beautiful.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) No two alike.
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
LORD MILORI: Ambitious.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Now that is odd.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
It must have been left in the
basket by accident.
_________________________________
Return this to The Keeper.
_________________________________
(GASPS) The Keeper.
_________________________________
LORD MILORI: He can send it back
to the Warm Side with his next delivery.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
SLED: It must have come from
the Warm Side. In one of the baskets.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SOFT SNORING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
DEWEY: That's the end of that chapter.
_________________________________
Boy, that's a beauty.
_________________________________
Flora and Fauna of the Fairies.
_________________________________
Put a period there,
then we are pretty much done.
_________________________________
Wait. I forgot to number the pages.
_________________________________
Oh! I'm going to have to start all
over on this large book.
_________________________________
-PERIWINKLE: Keeper. Keeper!
-Yes, what...
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: The most amazing thing
happened. You'll never believe it.
_________________________________
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE:
I've never felt anything like it!
_________________________________
My friends didn't believe me,
but how could they because it's so...
_________________________________
DEWEY: Slow down.
I can only listen so fast.
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Yesterday,
at the border, my wings.
_________________________________
They actually... They lit up.
_________________________________
It's happening again!
_________________________________
-(FIONA MEOWING)
-Hi, Fiona.
_________________________________
You've got to tell me what it means!
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Well, I'll be a yeti's uncle.
_________________________________
In all my years.
_________________________________
Your wings. They're sparkling.
_________________________________
Like yours.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY)
_________________________________
I've written about the sparkling,
_________________________________
but I've never seen the sparkling
with my own peepers!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
Oh, uh, follow me.
_________________________________
Now, step the footsies on the snowflake.
_________________________________
Just put your wings into the light.
_________________________________
The mainland.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL GASPS)
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
FAIRIES: Hello.
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Two fairies born of the same laugh.
_________________________________
So that means...
_________________________________
You're my...
_________________________________
BOTH: So we're
_________________________________
sisters.
_________________________________
Yes! And your wings are identical.
_________________________________
That is why they sparkle.
_________________________________
BOTH: (EXCLAIM) Jingles!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ah... Oh, boy.
Maybe you shouldn't do that.
_________________________________
Um, I'm Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
I'm Periwinkle.
_________________________________
So you must have been at the border.
_________________________________
Yeah. I was hoping
to see the animals cross.
_________________________________
I guess I didn't see you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Me either. (GASPS)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL GASPS)
_________________________________
I usually just wear them at home.
_________________________________
-Wow.
-LORD MILORI: Hello.
_________________________________
Keeper, are you in?
_________________________________
Yumping yetis, Lord Milori!
_________________________________
If he sees you, he'll send you back.
_________________________________
LORD MILORI: Keeper? Are you here?
_________________________________
Don't worry.
I'm going to take care of this.
_________________________________
Where are you?
_________________________________
Ah. Come back later!
_________________________________
Keeper?
_________________________________
Whoa, boy. Can't get that one back.
_________________________________
I need to speak with you.
_________________________________
It's important.
_________________________________
I'll be right back.
_________________________________
I'm right here, Lord Milori.
_________________________________
Did you receive that wing book?
_________________________________
You know, once upon a time,
_________________________________
you'd stop by just to say
hello and howdy-do.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I'm sorry. Hello.
_________________________________
Howdy-do.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Howdy-do.
_________________________________
This book has me worried.
What if a Warm Fairy brought it here?
_________________________________
DEWEY: Well, that might be nice,
then, meeting a Warm Fairy.
_________________________________
Especially one with
such good taste in books.
_________________________________
It's too cold.
_________________________________
Maybe if they were wearing a coat,
_________________________________
or one of them little sweater vests.
_________________________________
-They're nice.
-I'll remind you.
_________________________________
Crossing the border is forbidden.
_________________________________
There was a time when it wasn't.
_________________________________
The rule is there to keep the fairies safe.
That will never change.
_________________________________
But I...
_________________________________
If a Warm Fairy comes here,
you will send them back.
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Well, you heard the Lord Milori.
_________________________________
He said you must go back home.
_________________________________
Of course, he didn't say when.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Now, listen, you two, it gets colder
in two days' time after the dark,
_________________________________
so it's best to get Tinker Bell home
before the second moonlight.
_________________________________
Thank you, Dewey.
_________________________________
Dewey?
_________________________________
That's his real name.
_________________________________
It's what my friends call me.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Dewey.
_________________________________
Dewey.
_________________________________
So, um, I'm a Frost Fairy. I frost things.
_________________________________
-Oh. I'm a Tinker. I...
-Tinker things?
_________________________________
Yep. I even made this coat.
_________________________________
-Oh, I like it.
-Thanks.
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: You're welcome.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Sisters.
_________________________________
It's amazing. The dust travels all the
way from the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________
Kind of like you did.
_________________________________
...Terence and I barely
escaped the pirate ship!
_________________________________
-Is he your boyfriend?
-Uh...
_________________________________
So Lizzy loves fairies?
_________________________________
Yeah. She even build a fairy house.
_________________________________
That's how I met her.
You see, me and Vidia...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
You collect lost things, too?
_________________________________
I call them found things.
_________________________________
WOMAN: ♪ I never knew I lost you till I found you
_________________________________
♪ And you'd never guess how close you are to me
_________________________________
♪ Now I want to throw my arms around you
_________________________________
♪ Tell a thousand tales that will astound you
_________________________________
♪ Everything about you tells me this was meant to be
_________________________________
♪ Don't you see? I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
♪ And together we're facing the world
_________________________________
♪ Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________
♪ And the great divide
_________________________________
♪ Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________
♪ Anymore ♪
_________________________________
This is the Frost Forest.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Wow.
_________________________________
That's Gliss.
_________________________________
Come on, Spike. Practice.
_________________________________
Okay, okay. Practicing.
_________________________________
And that's Spike. She's a bit...
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Hi.
-Sisters?
_________________________________
Well, I think it's fantastic!
_________________________________
Wow, you two look exactly alike!
_________________________________
I mean, except for your clothes
_________________________________
and your hair and Peri's a bit more pale.
_________________________________
But your noses are very similar.
_________________________________
Forget their noses.
She's a Warm Fairy. In Winter!
_________________________________
(GASPS) You're right.
We got to show her around!
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________
Let's take her ice sliding!
Come on, Spike!
_________________________________
You are going to love this!
_________________________________
It sounds fun.
_________________________________
Yeah. Great idea.
Push the Warm Fairy down a hill of ice.
_________________________________
Okay, well, wait for me, you guys.
_________________________________
♪ And if you'll be there beside me when I falter
_________________________________
♪ Then whatever comes I know we'll take it all in stride
_________________________________
Ready, set, slide!
_________________________________
♪ I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
♪ And together we're facing the world
_________________________________
♪ Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________
♪ And the great divide
_________________________________
♪ Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________
♪ Anymore ♪
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
PETER: By the time you read this, I will
be safety on an airplane flying home.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry for what I did.
_________________________________
WENDY: "I don't want to be the
cause of you losing any more races.
_________________________________
"I want you to go prove to the world
what I already know.
_________________________________
"That you are the greatest girl
in the whole wide world.
_________________________________
"Your best friend, Peter."
_________________________________
-I didn't really want him to leave.
-(SOBS)
_________________________________
Wait, there's more here.
_________________________________
"PS. Please tell the hotel
_________________________________
"I didn't mean to order that movie.
_________________________________
"I thought it was just a preview
_________________________________
"and I didn't realize I was paying for it.
_________________________________
"PPS. That's funny right there. PP."
_________________________________
There are a few more pages
of PS's here.
_________________________________
Well, at least I know
if's he's at home, he'll be safe.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Look at that.
_________________________________
"Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Kermit the Frog is liking this news.
_________________________________
Choo-choo, yeah!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Ooh, tunnel.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED YELLING)
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: (GROANS)
It's not there.
_________________________________
You were wrong!
_________________________________
Not so fast.
_________________________________
Oldest trick in the book.
_________________________________
-(SIZZLES)
-Mmm.
_________________________________
Write it in lemon juice,
then simply apply heat
_________________________________
to reveal Colonel Blood's map.
_________________________________
Mmm...
_________________________________
Of course, today,
the Crown Jewels lie behind
_________________________________
the most sophisticated
security system on the planet.
_________________________________
And this map, along with
Blood's key and locket,
_________________________________
is the only way to get close to them.
_________________________________
Good work, Number Two.
_________________________________
What does it say about location
of Blood's key?
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
Something, something.
_________________________________
"Finest wooden teeth."
_________________________________
That is not helpful.
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
There's the name of a city here.
_________________________________
Madrid.
_________________________________
(MAN SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________
KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
_________________________________
(PRISONERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________
Ah! Ow.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED TALKING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
It's Constantine.
_________________________________
-What? -He's back.
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.
_________________________________
Constantine, always with the jokes!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Good old Constantine.
Always trying to pull a fast one.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Old friend.
_________________________________
Since you are back,
_________________________________
I guess you are
in charge of prison again.
_________________________________
Here, take prison crown.
_________________________________
We have to readjust it again.
_________________________________
Sergei, you get on that.
Take, take.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, thank you.
_________________________________
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
I've known Constantine for years.
_________________________________
And he has never...
_________________________________
Ever...
_________________________________
Said, "Thank you."
_________________________________
Because I am not Constantine.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-How dare you?
-MISS POOGY: He's not Constantine!
_________________________________
Let's throw him
in the recycling compacter!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
MISS POOGY: Throw him
in the compacter!
_________________________________
But I'm already green!
_________________________________
MISS POOGY: Squash that frog!
_________________________________
NADYA: Put the frog down.
_________________________________
Or I will deploy.
_________________________________
(KERMIT YELPS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Where am I?
_________________________________
The Gulag.
_________________________________
A gulag?
_________________________________
Gulag. The Big House.
_________________________________
Casa Grande!
_________________________________
ALL: The Big House!
_________________________________
-Hit it, boys.
-(ALL VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
♪ This is Russia's premier state-funded hotel
_________________________________
♪ We're very proud of our eclectic clientele
_________________________________
♪ Excellence in service since 1932
_________________________________
♪ Don't believe what you read in the online reviews
_________________________________
♪ It's the Big House The perfect getaway
_________________________________
♪ Welcome into the Big House
_________________________________
♪ You'll never get away
_________________________________
♪ It's no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot
_________________________________
♪ So please enjoy your stay
_________________________________
♪ Bah-dah-dah
_________________________________
♪ Here's the dining room The menu is minimal
_________________________________
♪ What the cook does to the food is criminal
_________________________________
♪ Pull up a seat, frog
_________________________________
♪ Grab yourself a stool
_________________________________
♪ May I recommend
_________________________________
♪ You try our famous gruel?
_________________________________
♪ In the Big House
_________________________________
♪ You'll never be alone
_________________________________
♪ Life ain't bad in the Big House
_________________________________
-♪ No, froggy, no
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
♪ Check out after 10
_________________________________
♪ Or 11 years
_________________________________
♪ Make yourself at home
_________________________________
♪ Accommodation here is far superior
_________________________________
♪ Than anything else
_________________________________
♪ You will find in Siberia
_________________________________
♪ Let me know if there's anything you need
_________________________________
♪ Everything is free
_________________________________
♪ Money back, guaranteed
_________________________________
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
♪ In the Big House
_________________________________
♪ You will not survive
_________________________________
♪ When you arrive in the Big House
_________________________________
♪ Run for your life
_________________________________
(NADYA MIMICKING TRUMPET)
_________________________________
MUPPET PRISONER: ♪ Two, three, four
_________________________________
♪ It's the Big House The perfect getaway
_________________________________
♪ Welcome into the Big House
_________________________________
♪ You'll never get away
_________________________________
♪ For your sorority
_________________________________
♪ I'll keep the only key
_________________________________
♪ Now, please enjoy your stay ♪
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Listen, I'm telling you,
you've got the wrong frog!
_________________________________
If you are not Constantine,
why do you have that mole?
_________________________________
It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.
_________________________________
As far as authorities are concerned,
you are Constantine.
_________________________________
Glue or no glue.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-Make yourself comfortable.
_________________________________
You're going to be here a while.
_________________________________
I wouldn't be so sure.
My friends will be here soon!
_________________________________
NADYA: Now, lights out!
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
Turn them back on! I can't see anything.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
You have to wait until I'm, like,
out of the hallway.
_________________________________
It's figure of speech.
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
ANNA: Elsa!
_________________________________
Elsa!
_________________________________
Elsa, it's me, Anna,
_________________________________
your sister who didn't mean
to make you freeze the summer.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
(SHIVERING) It's all my fault.
_________________________________
Of course, none of it
would have happened
_________________________________
if she had just told me her secret.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) She's a stinker.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________
-(SPUTTERS)
-(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, no. No, no, no! Come back!
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
(SHIVERING) Okay.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Snow. It had to be snow.
_________________________________
She couldn't have had tropical magic
_________________________________
that covered the fjords
in white sand and warm...
_________________________________
Fire! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________
Ooh. "And sauna"!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SHIVERS)
_________________________________
-Yoo-hoo.
-Hmm?
_________________________________
Big summer blowout.
_________________________________
Half off swimming suits, clogs,
_________________________________
and a sun balm
of my own invention, yah?
_________________________________
Oh. Great.
_________________________________
For now, um, how about boots?
_________________________________
Winter boots and dresses?
_________________________________
That would be in our winter department.
_________________________________
Oh. Um...
_________________________________
I was just wondering.
_________________________________
Has another young woman...
_________________________________
The queen perhaps, I don't know,
passed through here?
_________________________________
The only one crazy enough
to be out in this storm
_________________________________
-is you, dear.
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
You and this fellow.
_________________________________
Yoo-hoo.
_________________________________
Big summer blowout.
_________________________________
(ANNA HUMMING
NONCHALANTLY)
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Carrots.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Behind you.
_________________________________
Oh! Right. Excuse me.
_________________________________
Oh. A real howler in July, yes?
_________________________________
Wherever could it be coming from?
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: The North Mountain.
_________________________________
North Mountain?
_________________________________
That will be 40.
_________________________________
Forty? No, 10.
_________________________________
Oh, dear, that's no good.
_________________________________
See, this is from our winter stock,
_________________________________
where supply and demand
have a big problem.
_________________________________
You want to talk about
a supply and demand problem?
_________________________________
I sell ice for a living.
_________________________________
Ooh. That's a rough business
to be in right now.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I mean, that is really...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) That's unfortunate.
_________________________________
Still 40.
_________________________________
But I will throw in
a visit to Oaken's sauna.
_________________________________
Yoo-hoo. Hi, family.
_________________________________
ALL: Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Ten is all I got. Help me out.
_________________________________
Okay. Ten will get you this and no more.
_________________________________
Okay, just tell me one thing.
_________________________________
What was happening
on the North Mountain?
_________________________________
Did it seem magical?
_________________________________
(EXHALES) Yes!
_________________________________
Now, back up while I deal
with this crook, here.
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
What did you call me?
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Okay, okay. I'm out.
_________________________________
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Bye-bye.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERS)
_________________________________
No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
But I did find us a place to sleep.
_________________________________
-And it's free.
-(SNORTS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry about this violence.
_________________________________
I will add a quart of lutefisk,
so we have good feelings.
_________________________________
Just the outfit and the boots, yah?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
(TUNE BEING PICKED ON LUTE)
_________________________________
♪ Reindeers are better than people
_________________________________
♪ Sven, don't you think that's true?
_________________________________
♪ "Yeah, people will beat you And curse you and cheat you"
_________________________________
♪ "Every one of them's bad, except you"
_________________________________
Aw. Thanks, buddy.
_________________________________
♪ But people smell better than reindeers
_________________________________
♪ Sven, don't you think I'm right?
_________________________________
♪ "That's once again true For all, except you"
_________________________________
♪ You got me Let's call it a night
_________________________________
♪ "Good night"
_________________________________
♪ Don't let the frostbite
_________________________________
♪ Bite ♪
_________________________________
-Nice duet.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) It's just you.
_________________________________
What do you want?
_________________________________
I want you to take me up
the North Mountain.
_________________________________
I don't take people places.
_________________________________
Let me rephrase that.
_________________________________
(GROANS) Hey.
_________________________________
Take me up the North Mountain.
_________________________________
-Please.
-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Look, I know how to stop this winter.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
We leave at dawn.
_________________________________
And you forgot the carrots for Sven.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Oops, sorry.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
We leave now. Right now.
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
-(URGING SVEN)
-(ANNA SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(ANNA CHUCKLES BREATHLESSLY)
_________________________________
Hang on! We like to go fast.
_________________________________
-I like fast.
-Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________
Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer.
_________________________________
Seriously, were you raised in a barn?
_________________________________
-(SPITS)
-Ugh!
_________________________________
-No, I was raised in a castle.
-Hmm.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: So, uh, tell me,
_________________________________
what made the queen go all ice-crazy?
_________________________________
Oh. Well...
_________________________________
It was all my fault.
_________________________________
I got engaged, but then she freaked out,
_________________________________
because I'd only just met him,
you know, that day.
_________________________________
And she said I wouldn't
bless the marriage, and...
_________________________________
Wait. You got engaged
to someone you just met that day?
_________________________________
Yeah. Anyway, I got mad,
and so she got mad,
_________________________________
and then she tried to walk away,
and I grabbed her glove...
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
You mean to tell me you got engaged
_________________________________
to someone you just met that day?
_________________________________
Yes. Pay attention.
_________________________________
But the thing is,
she wore the gloves all the time,
_________________________________
so I just thought, maybe
she has a thing about dirt.
_________________________________
Didn't your parents ever warn
you about strangers?
_________________________________
Yes, they did.
_________________________________
But Hans is not a stranger.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? What's his last name?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) "Of the Southern Isles."
_________________________________
-What's his favorite food?
-Sandwiches.
_________________________________
-Best friend's name?
-Probably John.
_________________________________
-Eye color?
-Dreamy.
_________________________________
-Foot size?
-Foot size doesn't matter.
_________________________________
Have you had a meal with him yet?
_________________________________
What if you hate the way he eats?
_________________________________
What if you hate
the way he picks his nose?
_________________________________
Picks his nose?
_________________________________
And eats it.
_________________________________
Excuse me, sir. He is a prince.
_________________________________
-All men do it.
-Ew.
_________________________________
Look, it doesn't matter. It's true love.
_________________________________
It doesn't sound like true love.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
Are you some sort of love expert?
_________________________________
No. But, uh, I have friends who are.
_________________________________
You have friends
_________________________________
who are love experts? I'm not buying it.
_________________________________
-Stop talking. -No, no, no. No, no.
_________________________________
-I'd like to meet these...
-No, I mean it.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SHUSHES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(LOW GROWLING)
_________________________________
Sven, go.
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
-What are they?
-Wolves.
_________________________________
Wolves?
_________________________________
-What do we do?
-I got this
_________________________________
You just...
_________________________________
Don't fall off, and don't get eaten.
_________________________________
But I want to help!
_________________________________
-No.
-Why not?
_________________________________
Because I don't trust your judgment.
_________________________________
Excuse me?
_________________________________
Who marries a man she just met?
_________________________________
It's true love!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Whoa. Whoa!
_________________________________
Christopher!
_________________________________
It's "Kristoff"!
_________________________________
Ow! (YELPS)
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Duck!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
You almost set me on fire!
_________________________________
But I didn't.
_________________________________
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(SVEN GROANS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Get ready to jump, Sven!
_________________________________
You don't tell him what to do.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-I do!
_________________________________
Jump, Sven!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ANNA EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF YELLING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
But I just paid it off.
_________________________________
Uh-oh. No. No.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
ANNA: Grab on!
_________________________________
Pull, Sven. Pull!
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
-(SLEIGH THUDS)
-Whoa.
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF GROANS)
_________________________________
I'll replace your sled,
and everything in it.
_________________________________
And I understand
_________________________________
if you don't want to help me anymore.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Of course I don't want to help
them anymore. In fact,
_________________________________
this whole thing has ruined me
for helping anyone ever again.
_________________________________
ANNA: It's this way?
_________________________________
"She'll die on her own."
_________________________________
-I can live with that.
-ANNA: Here we go.
_________________________________
"But you won't get
your new sled if she's dead."
_________________________________
ANNA: I think, actually, it's up.
_________________________________
Sometimes, I really don't like you.
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-Hold up! We're coming.
_________________________________
You are?
_________________________________
I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Okay.
_________________________________
It seems that Blood's key
is hidden in a marble bust
_________________________________
of his accomplice,
Godfrey the Unknown,
_________________________________
which is kept in the Statue Room
at the Prado Museum.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
_________________________________
We break in, steal the bust,
destroy it and grab key.
_________________________________
Yeah, it's not that simple.
_________________________________
You see, no one knows
_________________________________
what Godfrey the Unknown looked like.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Of course not.
_________________________________
He was second in command,
so no one cared.
_________________________________
And there's 250 statues in that room.
_________________________________
That may be problem.
_________________________________
Let me think, Number Two.
_________________________________
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Hmm...
_________________________________
Excusez-moi, Kermie.
_________________________________
Do you have a moment?
_________________________________
Kermit.
_________________________________
I just wanted to say
that I accept your apology
_________________________________
and I'm ready to
put our little disagreement
_________________________________
or whatever it was, behind us.
_________________________________
And, perhaps, I was a little too
eager about our wedding.
_________________________________
Pig, I have question.
_________________________________
Am I wearing sign
that says "Bother Me"?
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
-(MISS PIGGY SOBBING)
-What was that? What was that?
_________________________________
Uh... I was in the middle
of evilly plotting.
_________________________________
I do not like to be interrupted
while evilly plotting.
_________________________________
If we're to get away with this,
you've got to keep up appearances.
_________________________________
I am keeping up appearances.
_________________________________
If you want the Crown Jewels,
stick to the plan.
_________________________________
Do whatever the pig wants.
Keep her happy.
_________________________________
Whatever she asks of you.
_________________________________
Stupid frog!
_________________________________
Stupid train!
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
I don't want to talk to you, Kermit.
_________________________________
I said, I want you out!
_________________________________
I don't think you know what you want.
_________________________________
-Yeah, l do. I just told you, I...
-Shh.
_________________________________
You're my lady
_________________________________
and I'm your man, baby.
_________________________________
And that's why, if you stick with me,
_________________________________
I can give you what you want. Hmm?
_________________________________
♪ Baby, stop right there
_________________________________
♪ Let me clear the air
_________________________________
♪ Baby, look into these eyes Let me apologize
_________________________________
♪ I know what you're thinking of
_________________________________
♪ You're thinking, "Where's the love?"
_________________________________
♪ Babe, the love ain't gone It's here where it belongs
_________________________________
♪ I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________
♪ Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________
♪ I can give you anything you want
_________________________________
♪ Give you anything you need
_________________________________
♪ I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
♪ Give you anything you want
_________________________________
♪ Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________
♪ I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
♪ You want a unicorn I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want a puppy dog I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want an ice cream cone I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want a mortgage loan I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want a satin pillow I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want an armadillo I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want a diamond ring I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ You want a thingy-thing I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________
♪ Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________
♪ I can give you anything you want
_________________________________
♪ Give you anything you need
_________________________________
♪ I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
♪ Give you anything you want
_________________________________
♪ Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________
♪ I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
♪ Ooh-ooh! Whoa
_________________________________
-♪ I'm singing
-♪ Cockatoo
_________________________________
-♪ Yeah
-♪ Kangaroo
_________________________________
♪ Ooh
_________________________________
♪ In Malibu
_________________________________
♪ I'll give it to you
_________________________________
♪ I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
-♪ Cockatoo
-♪ Cockatoo
_________________________________
-♪ Kangaroo
-♪ Kangaroo
_________________________________
♪ In Malibu
_________________________________
♪ I'll make your dreams come true ♪
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________
You are what I've always wanted.
_________________________________
-Uh, excuse us.
-Hmm?
_________________________________
But we are all wondering,
_________________________________
what's the set list for tomorrow, chief?
_________________________________
I don't care. Do whatever you want.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: What?
_________________________________
FLOYD: Is he serious?
_________________________________
Uh, Kermit, could I do
indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________
Sure, Zongo. Who cares?
_________________________________
Wow! Thank you, Kermit!
_________________________________
Kermie, if he can do his thing,
why can't I sing my five songs?
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
You can. Who cares?
_________________________________
We don't have time for all this stuff.
_________________________________
We're up to a three-hour show, Kermit.
_________________________________
You are forgetting one thing,
small man with glasses.
_________________________________
I can give you what you want.
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Okay. Indoor running the bulls.
_________________________________
Won't the show be terrible? Uh... Guys?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I'm so confused.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Where are you guys?
_________________________________
Looks like I'm gonna have
to break out of here myself.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
It's The Muppet Show,
_________________________________
with our very special guest star,
Lynn Redgrave.
_________________________________
Yay!
_________________________________
(IMITATING) Yes!
_________________________________
Oh. Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog, here.
_________________________________
Hi-lo.
_________________________________
Kermit the Frog here.
_________________________________
♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me
_________________________________
♪ The lovers, the dreamers and cheese ♪
_________________________________
Nailed it.

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
It's El Muppet Show,
_________________________________
with our very special guest,
Salma Hayek.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(PLAYING SPANISH GUITAR RIFF)
_________________________________
(SINGING THEME IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
-Would you look at that?
-No.
_________________________________
Good idea.
_________________________________
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Yes! Hello and welcome
to El Muppet Show.
_________________________________
Please welcome our opening act,
the Great Gonzo
_________________________________
and the indoor running of the bulls!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
_________________________________
Gonzo? Gonzo, I don't want to do this.
_________________________________
What? This is gonna be great.
_________________________________
Are you sure about this?
_________________________________
Nope. Come on. Let's go.
_________________________________
-Where have you been?
-On stage.
_________________________________
-Why did the...
-(BULLS BELLOWING)
_________________________________
(GONZO SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
The bulls are out of control!
Who could have foreseen this?
_________________________________
Me. I did.
_________________________________
Here they come again!
_________________________________
Okay. Sorry about that, folks,
_________________________________
but now put your hands together
for Miss Piggy. Olé!
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
♪ Don't you worry about my boyfriend
_________________________________
♪ The boy whose name is Kermitino
_________________________________
(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________
I don't believe it.
_________________________________
They've managed the impossible.
What an achievement!
_________________________________
Bravo! Bravo!
_________________________________
What? You mean you actually
like this show now?
_________________________________
No! They've made the show even worse!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Bravo! Bravo!
-Amazing!
_________________________________
-(STATUES SMASHING)
-DOMINIC: Where is it?
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE:
It's got to be here somewhere.
_________________________________
Keep smashing, Number Two.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: What do you think I'm doing?
I'm smashing.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
_________________________________
DOMINIC: The last one.
It better be in here.
_________________________________
This one says,
"A Man Forgotten by History."
_________________________________
And he looks annoyed.
_________________________________
He looks a little bit like you,
Number Two.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
_________________________________
-So, where is the locket?
-There's more.
_________________________________
(DOMINIC READING)
_________________________________
Of course. That's where his locket is.
_________________________________
In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.
_________________________________
Then I know where Muppet tour
must stop next. Dublin.
_________________________________
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
_________________________________
Drum solo!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________
Huh!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
A standing ovation?
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
_________________________________
I hope you enjoyed my show.
_________________________________
I love you, Madrid!
_________________________________
Wow, what an audience!
Great show, Kermit!
_________________________________
They loved me, Kermie! They loved me!
_________________________________
WALTER: Guys?
_________________________________
I'm not sure that was such a great show.
_________________________________
Like, what are you talking about?
_________________________________
That jam was, like, totally epic.
_________________________________
Exactly.
_________________________________
And I'm glad to say the Spanish reviewers
_________________________________
disagree with you as well, Walter.
_________________________________
They loved us.
_________________________________
Five out of five jamón serranos.
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________
Look at these reviews.
I've never been so happy.
_________________________________
Thank you, Kermie. Thank you.
_________________________________
I do it all for you, my dear.
_________________________________
Because you and me,
_________________________________
we are meant to be together forever.
_________________________________
Those reviews really came out fast.
_________________________________
And Citizen Kane only got
four jamón serranos.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: And more good news.
_________________________________
Pack up, everyone.
I've booked our next gig. In Dublin.
_________________________________
Oh, great! Now we all
have time to rehearse.
_________________________________
Rehearse? Let's celebrate.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Yes!
You deserve it, comrades!
_________________________________
Go do whatever you want.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________
Arendelle.
_________________________________
-It's completely frozen.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
But it will be fine. Elsa will thaw it.
_________________________________
Will she?
_________________________________
Yeah. Now, come on.
_________________________________
This way to the North Mountain?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
More like this way.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
SID: ♪ Some day, when you're gonna sing
_________________________________
♪ When you make us sing
_________________________________
-Shut up, Sid.
-Okay.
_________________________________
♪ Stop, hey-hey, what's that sound?
_________________________________
♪ All the mammoths are in the ground
_________________________________
Stop singing, Sid!
_________________________________
♪ If your species will continue, clap your hands
_________________________________
♪ If your species...
_________________________________
Sid, I'm gonna fall on you again,
and this time I will kill you.
_________________________________
Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.
_________________________________
What if they're right?
_________________________________
What if I am a last mammoth?
_________________________________
But, Manny, look at the bright side.
_________________________________
You have us!
_________________________________
Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.
_________________________________
-(DISTANT SOUND)
-(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
-Mammoths?
-I knew he couldn't be the last one!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-I felt it in my trunk!
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING) Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
-(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Extinct! Come on!
_________________________________
He's coming around the corner,
and he's up by a couple of fifths.
_________________________________
He's ahead by tusks!
_________________________________
Oh, he's beating Diego!
Diego's gonna go to the corner!
_________________________________
-MANNY: Whoa!
-(SID SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Ow! Ow! Ooh! (GROANS)
_________________________________
(GAS BLOWING)
_________________________________
Sorry. My stomach hates me.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh. Phew!
_________________________________
Eew! Don't that put the
"stink" in "extinction.
_________________________________
Whoo! Sheesh! Eww! Nasty!
_________________________________
SID: Manny?
_________________________________
I, uh… I need to be alone for a while.
_________________________________
You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
_________________________________
One truly is the loneliest number.
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Ow! Hey!
_________________________________
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Ooh! These work great!
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Cool.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Missed me! Missed me!
_________________________________
-Now you gotta kiss me!
-SID: I'll get them.
_________________________________
Which end is up?
_________________________________
I'd hide that face too.
_________________________________
-Hey, ugly.
-Ow! I gotta sit on that!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! Ay!
_________________________________
-You!
-Got me!
_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________
Yeah! Uh-oh.
_________________________________
-Boo. -(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Okay, I'm going in! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Sid!
-What?
_________________________________
-Ow! Ow!
-Nice miss!
_________________________________
-Cover your side.
-Ooh! I felt some breeze on that one.
_________________________________
Smile!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
-Out of my way!
_________________________________
-Sid!
-Hello!
_________________________________
-Over here!
-(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
-Surrender?
-BOTH: Never!
_________________________________
Cool!
_________________________________
-CRASH: Smoke them!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
_________________________________
Anyone asks, there were 50 of them…
_________________________________
and, uh, they were rattlesnakes.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Here, kitty, kitty.
_________________________________
Big mistake, you miscreants.
_________________________________
-Miscreants?
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Uh, Diego, they're possums.
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Retreat!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
I guess it's just you and me now.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
Ooh. (SPITS) Hmm.
_________________________________
I knew it!
_________________________________
-I knew I wasn't the only one!
-Me too!
_________________________________
Everyone falls out of the tree every now
and then. They just don't admit it.
_________________________________
Wait. What?
_________________________________
Some of us have a tough time
holding on to branches.
_________________________________
It's not like we're bats or something.
_________________________________
We don't have wings to keep us up.
_________________________________
And you were in the tree because…
_________________________________
Oh, I was just looking for my brothers.
_________________________________
They are always getting into trouble.
_________________________________
Brothers? You mean there's more?
_________________________________
Sure! Whoa!
_________________________________
There's lots of us.
_________________________________
-Where?
-Uh, everywhere?
_________________________________
Under rocks, in holes in the ground.
_________________________________
Usually we come out at
night so birds don't carry us off.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Help! Help! Help!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
-EDDIE: (PANTING) Help!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Well, shave me down
and call me a mole rat!
_________________________________
You found another mammoth!
_________________________________
Where?
_________________________________
Wait a minute. I thought
mammoths were extinct.
_________________________________
-What are you looking at me for?
-I don't know.
_________________________________
Maybe because you're a mammoth?
_________________________________
Me? Don't be ridiculous.
I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.
_________________________________
Right. Good one. I'm a newt.
_________________________________
This is my friend, the badger,
and my other friend, the platypus.
_________________________________
Why do I gotta be the platypus?
_________________________________
Make him the platypus.
_________________________________
This guy giving you trouble, sis?
_________________________________
-ALL: "Sis"?
-That's right.
_________________________________
These are my brothers...
_________________________________
Possum, possum, possum.
_________________________________
I don't think her tree goes
all the way to the top branch.
_________________________________
Manny, think of extinction's
a bad time to be picky.
_________________________________
Hey, she should come with us.
_________________________________
-Are you insane? No way.
-Okay.
_________________________________
Manny wants me to ask you if you'd
like to escape the flood with us.
_________________________________
-MANNY: What?
-I'd rather be roadkill.
_________________________________
-That can be arranged.
-(LAUGHS) Funny!
_________________________________
Let me have a little word
with my brothers.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Ellie, are you crazy?
We're not going with them!
_________________________________
Look, we'll never make it in time
if we only travel at night.
_________________________________
These guys can protect
us out in the open.
_________________________________
What do you say?
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Why did you invite them?
_________________________________
Because you might be the only
two mammoths left on Earth.
_________________________________
-He has a point.
-I'm sorry.
_________________________________
When did I join this dating service?
_________________________________
My brothers and I would be
delighted to come with you.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-If you treat us nicely.
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-See that?
_________________________________
That's the total opposite of nice.
_________________________________
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little
snack before we hit the road.
_________________________________
You want a piece of us? Let's go.
_________________________________
Banzai!
_________________________________
-I got him! Ow!
-Back! Back!
_________________________________
-Yah! Yah!
-Ow!
_________________________________
You know the best part?
_________________________________
We're carrying diseases.
_________________________________
(ICE RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(SPITS)
_________________________________
MANNY: Okay.
_________________________________
Thanks to Sid,
we're now traveling together...
_________________________________
and, like it or not...
_________________________________
we're gonna be one big, happy family.
_________________________________
I'll be the daddy,
Ellie will be the mommy...
_________________________________
and Diego will be the uncle...
_________________________________
who eats the kids who get on my nerves.
_________________________________
Now, let's move it before the ground
falls out from under our feet!
_________________________________
I thought fat guys
were supposed to be jolly.
_________________________________
I'm not fat. It's this fur.
_________________________________
It makes me look big.
_________________________________
-It's poofy.
-(CHUCKLING) Oh. Okay.
_________________________________
He's fat.
_________________________________
(ICE TINKLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
I never knew winter
could be so beautiful.
_________________________________
OLAF: Yeah.
_________________________________
It really is beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________
But it's so white.
_________________________________
You know, how about a little color?
_________________________________
I'm thinking maybe some
crimson, chartreuse.
_________________________________
How about yellow?
_________________________________
No, not yellow. Yellow and snow?
_________________________________
(SHUDDERS) No go.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
-Am I right?
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
-Hi.
-You're creepy.
_________________________________
-OLAF: Whoa!
-I don't want it.
_________________________________
-Back at you.
-OLAF: Please don't drop me.
_________________________________
-No.
-Come on, it's just a head.
_________________________________
OLAF: All right. We got off to a bad start.
_________________________________
Ew, ew, ew, the body!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Wait, what am I looking at right now?
_________________________________
Why are you hanging off
the earth like a bat?
_________________________________
All right, wait one second.
_________________________________
Oh. Uh...
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
_________________________________
Now, I'm perfect.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Well, almost.
_________________________________
It was like my whole life
got turned upside down.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry!
_________________________________
-Head rush!
-I was just... Are you okay?
_________________________________
Are you kidding me? I am wonderful!
_________________________________
I've always wanted a nose.
_________________________________
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) So cute.
_________________________________
It's like a little baby unicorn.
_________________________________
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
But... Hey! Whoa!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Oh.
_________________________________
I love it even more.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
All right, let's start this thing over.
_________________________________
Hi, everyone.
_________________________________
I'm Olaf.
_________________________________
And I like warm hugs.
_________________________________
Olaf?
_________________________________
That's right. Olaf.
_________________________________
And you are?
_________________________________
Oh. Um...
_________________________________
I'm Anna.
_________________________________
And who's the funky-looking
donkey over there?
_________________________________
-That's Sven.
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
And who's the reindeer?
_________________________________
Sven.
_________________________________
Oh, the... Oh. Okay.
_________________________________
That makes things easier for me.
_________________________________
(SQUEALS) Aw, look at him
trying to kiss my nose.
_________________________________
-I like you, too.
-Olaf.
_________________________________
-Did Elsa build you?
-Yeah. Why?
_________________________________
Do you know where she are?
_________________________________
-Fascinating.
-Yeah. Why?
_________________________________
Do you think you could
show us the way?
_________________________________
Yeah. Why?
_________________________________
How does this work? Ow!
_________________________________
Stop it, Sven. I'm trying to focus, here.
_________________________________
-Yeah. Why?
-I'll tell you why.
_________________________________
We need Elsa to bring back summer.
_________________________________
-Summer?
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Oh. I don't know why,
_________________________________
but I've always loved
the idea of summer.
_________________________________
And sun, and all things hot.
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________
I'm guessing you don't have much
experience with heat.
_________________________________
Nope.
_________________________________
But sometimes I like to close my eyes,
_________________________________
and imagine what it would be
like when summer does come.
_________________________________
(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)
_________________________________
♪ Bees will buzz Kids will blow dandelion fuzz
_________________________________
♪ And I'll be doing Whatever snow does in summer
_________________________________
♪ A drink in my hand
_________________________________
♪ My snow up against the burning sand
_________________________________
♪ Probably getting gorgeously tanned
_________________________________
♪ In summer
_________________________________
♪ I'll finally see a summer breeze
_________________________________
♪ Blow away a Winter storm
_________________________________
♪ And find out what happens to solid water
_________________________________
♪ When it gets warm
_________________________________
♪ And I can't wait to see
_________________________________
♪ What my buddies all think of me
_________________________________
♪ Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
_________________________________
♪ In summer!
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
♪ The hot and the cold are both so intense
_________________________________
♪ Put them together It just makes sense
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
♪ Winter's a good time To stay in and cuddle
_________________________________
♪ But put me in summer and I'll be a...
_________________________________
♪ Happy snowman!
_________________________________
♪ When life gets rough
_________________________________
♪ I like to hold on to my dream
_________________________________
♪ Relaxing in the summer sun Just letting off steam
_________________________________
♪ Oh, the sky
_________________________________
♪ Will be blue
_________________________________
♪ And you guys will be there, too
_________________________________
♪ When I finally do
_________________________________
♪ What frozen things do In summer!
_________________________________
-I'm gonna tell him.
-Don't you dare.
_________________________________
♪ In summer! ♪
_________________________________
So, come on! Elsa's this way.
_________________________________
Let's go bring back summer!
_________________________________
-I'm coming!
-(OLAF LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Somebody's gotta tell him.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
(INHALES)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
(CITIZENS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
No, no. You've got the bark facing down.
_________________________________
The bark needs to be face-up.
_________________________________
-Bark down is drier.
-MAN 1: Bark up!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Bark down!
BOY: Papa!
_________________________________
Cloak? Does anyone need a cloak?
_________________________________
Arendelle is indebted to you,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
The castle is open.
_________________________________
There is soup and hot glogg
in the great hall.
_________________________________
Here, pass these out.
_________________________________
Prince Hans!
_________________________________
Are we expected
to just sit here and freeze
_________________________________
while you give away all
of Arendelle's tradable goods?
_________________________________
Princess Anna has given her orders.
_________________________________
And that's another thing!
_________________________________
Has it dawned on you
that your queen may be conspiring
_________________________________
with the wicked sorceress
to destroy us all?
_________________________________
Do not question the princess.
_________________________________
She left me in charge
and I will not hesitate
_________________________________
to protect Arendelle from treason.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Treason?
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-(WOMAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE PANICKING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa, boy. Easy.
_________________________________
Easy.
_________________________________
MAN: It's Princess Anna's horse.
_________________________________
WOMAN 1: So, where is the princess?
_________________________________
WOMAN 2: Where could she be?
WOMAN 3: Where is she?
_________________________________
Princess Anna is in trouble.
_________________________________
I need volunteers to go
with me to find her.
_________________________________
-I'll go.
-I volunteer.
_________________________________
I volunteer two men, My Lord.
_________________________________
Be prepared for anything.
_________________________________
And should you encounter the queen,
_________________________________
you are to put an end to this winter.
_________________________________
-Do you understand?
-Hmm.
_________________________________
FINN: That's how I like to start the day.
_________________________________
You never feel more alive than
when you're almost dead.
_________________________________
Yeah. I hope that device didn't fall off.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
That's the closest I ever
been to missin' my flight.
_________________________________
That was... Oh!
_________________________________
-Still in one piece? Great.
-PETER: I've got to go to a doctor.
_________________________________
I get these sharp pains in my back.
_________________________________
-Downloading the photo now.
-Let me introduce you two.
_________________________________
This here is Finn McSomethin' or other.
_________________________________
He's a first-class VIP airport
whatchamacallit.
_________________________________
And, Finn, this here is my date.
_________________________________
I never did get your name.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, sorry.
It's Shiftwell. Holley Shiftwell.
_________________________________
It's Shiftwell. Holley...
_________________________________
Finally. Time to see who's behind all this.
_________________________________
What is this?
_________________________________
That's one of the worst wings ever made.
_________________________________
It's an old aluminum V8 with a Lucas
electrical system and Whitworth bolts.
_________________________________
Shoot, them Whitworth bolts
is a pain, tell you what.
_________________________________
-Them ain't metric, they ain't inches.
-Yes, okay, but whose wing is this?
_________________________________
It's kinda hard to tell
from this picture, ain't it?
_________________________________
-But you took it.
-Holley.
_________________________________
Oh. Right! Yes, of course.
_________________________________
A good agent gets what he can,
then gets out before he's killed.
_________________________________
Agent? You mean, like,
insurance agent? Like...
_________________________________
♪ Like a good neighbor, Peter is there! ♪
_________________________________
Wait! You mean secret agents!
You guys is spies!
_________________________________
In how many makes and models
did this type of wing appear?
_________________________________
It was standard in seven models
over a 12-year period.
_________________________________
At least 35,000 fairies
were made with this wing.
_________________________________
-You're purty.
-Yes, thank you.
_________________________________
-And so nice.
-Just pay attention.
_________________________________
FINN: This seems like a dead end.
_________________________________
If there was something in the photo that
could narrow this down, I'd be happier.
_________________________________
You might not be happy,
but I bet this feller is.
_________________________________
See how he's had most
of his parts replaced?
_________________________________
And see all them boxes over there?
_________________________________
Them's all original parts.
They ain't easy to come by.
_________________________________
-Rare parts?
-That's something we can track.
_________________________________
Exactly.
_________________________________
Well done, Peter.
I would never have seen that.
_________________________________
I know of a black-market parts dealer
in Paris, a treacherous lowlife,
_________________________________
but he's the only fairy in the world
_________________________________
who can tell us whose wing this is.
_________________________________
What would you say to setting up
an informal task force on this one?
_________________________________
Wait. What?
_________________________________
You obviously have
experience in the field.
_________________________________
Yeah, I live right next to one.
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
I ain't exactly been
much help to anybody recently.
_________________________________
You're helping me. Please, Peter.
_________________________________
Well... Okay.
_________________________________
But you know
I'm just a sparrowman, right?
_________________________________
Right. And I'm just
in the import-export business.
_________________________________
-Siddeley?
-Yes, Finn?
_________________________________
Paris. Tout de suite.
_________________________________
Yeah, two of them sweets
for me, too, Sid.
_________________________________
-I always wanted to be a spy.
-Really? Me, too.
_________________________________
-Afterburners, sir?
-Is there any other way?
_________________________________
Folks! Escaping the flood
is the perfect time
_________________________________
to shed those unsightly pounds
with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet!
_________________________________
You, ma'am! You look
like a big, fat hairy beast!
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-How'd you like to lose a ton or two, eh?
_________________________________
Would I ever!
_________________________________
Don't listen to him, Vera!
_________________________________
You're already thin as a twig.
_________________________________
Oh-ho! I also have the perfect cure
for your eyesight, my blind friend.
_________________________________
Yeow!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, we'll never make it at this pace.
_________________________________
Ellie, it's okay!
You can lose the camouflage!
_________________________________
-You're safe!
-Okay! Safe? Please.
_________________________________
Crash, Eddie, you two scope it out.
_________________________________
What you got?
_________________________________
Perimeter looks to be all clear, Captain.
_________________________________
-Roger that. One-niner, over.
-Roger. Over, victor… Ow!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-ELLIE: Guys!
-All clear!
_________________________________
Yahoo!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Hawk!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(HAWK SHRIEKING)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
(ELLIE CRASHING LOUD)
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-Playing dead.
_________________________________
Manny, why don't you do that?
_________________________________
Because I'm a mammoth!
_________________________________
But you'd do it for treats, right?
_________________________________
Is he gone?
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
You're safe. Get up.
_________________________________
Whoo! Oh, man.
_________________________________
If you weren't here,
_________________________________
that hawk would've swooped down
and snatched me up for dinner.
_________________________________
That's how cousin Wilton went.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Boy, I really feel for you. I do.
_________________________________
I can't even imagine what it'd be like
to be the last one of your species.
_________________________________
-I'm not the last one.
-Oh, you brave, brave soul.
_________________________________
That's right. Don't give up hope.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Ellie?
_________________________________
Look at our footprints.
_________________________________
They're the same shape.
_________________________________
Well. How do I know those
aren't your footprints?
_________________________________
Well, then...
_________________________________
look at our shadows.
_________________________________
We match.
_________________________________
You're right. They're the same!
_________________________________
You must be part possum!
_________________________________
You wish.
_________________________________
Diego, there are whole continents
moving faster than you.
_________________________________
Let's go!
_________________________________
We gotta catch up with the others.
_________________________________
(POSSUMS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Hey, knock it off.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, cry me a river,
blubber- toothed tiger.
_________________________________
Have some fun.
_________________________________
Can't you see the ice is thin enough
without you two wearing to down?
_________________________________
Ah, Diego, come on.
_________________________________
The ice may be thin,
_________________________________
but it's strong enough to hold
a 10-ton mammoth...
_________________________________
and a 9-ton possum.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I even brought my rock collection.
_________________________________
-Get rid of those pebbles.
-(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________
My feldspar!
_________________________________
ELLIE: I've got a really bad
feeling about this.
_________________________________
My possum sense is tingling.
_________________________________
Possum sense? There's no such thing.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(BOTH WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Mammal overboard!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ho!
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
EDDIE: Ellie, get up!
_________________________________
If you play dead, you'll be dead!
_________________________________
Look at me!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Diego?
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
Diego!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Ah! Come on, Diego. Come on! Oh!
_________________________________
This might sting a little.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(SID SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
What in the animal kingdom was that?
_________________________________
I don't know, but from now on, land safe.
_________________________________
Water? Not safe.
_________________________________
That was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
_________________________________
-It was nothing really. I, uh…
-Oh, it's not a compliment.
_________________________________
To a possum, bravery is just dumb.
_________________________________
-Yeah, we're spineless.
-Lily-liveried.
_________________________________
Maybe mammoths are going extinct
_________________________________
because they put themselves
in danger too often.
_________________________________
Maybe you should run away more.
_________________________________
Good point. Thanks for the advice.
_________________________________
Happy to help.
_________________________________
Do you believe her?
_________________________________
(MIMICKING ELLIE)
"Bravery's just dumb.
_________________________________
Maybe you should run away more."
_________________________________
He's infuriating and stubborn
and narrow-minded.
_________________________________
She's a mammoth, all right.
_________________________________
-You like her!
-I do not!
_________________________________
Oh, don't worry.
_________________________________
Your secret's safe with me.
_________________________________
-Oh, and so is yours.
-What secret?
_________________________________
You know,
the one where you can't swim.
_________________________________
That's ridiculous.
_________________________________
Fine, but we're living in a
melting world, buddy.
_________________________________
You're gonna have to face your
fear sooner... or... later.
_________________________________
(TOOTING AND SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Ha ha ha!
_________________________________
FINN: Once we're inside, stay close.
_________________________________
Don't bother checking VIN numbers.
They're all dodgy here.
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
Don't talk to anyone,
don't look at anyone,
_________________________________
and absolutely,
positively no idling. Are we clear?
_________________________________
Yes. No idling. Yes, sir.
_________________________________
-Peter?
-Yeah, Finn?
_________________________________
-We're not here to go shopping.
-Shoppin'? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Why would I...
_________________________________
Jiminy Cricket.
_________________________________
MAN 1: Part for sales, monsieur.
MAN 2: Monsieur, part for sale.
_________________________________
They got everything here. No!
_________________________________
Look at them dresses!
I could use a dress.
_________________________________
Sorry, fellers. I gotta go!
_________________________________
Wow. Whoa. He-he!
_________________________________
Do what?
_________________________________
Excuse me. What are you selling?
_________________________________
Wands, monsieur, wands?
_________________________________
-What in the...?
-Two for one.
_________________________________
-I give you good price!
-I'm good!
_________________________________
(FAIRIES SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
-FINN: There you are.
-There is some great bargains here.
_________________________________
-Peter, get back!
-Imbecile!
_________________________________
Hey, wait for me!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ahhhhhh!
_________________________________
Ag-g-g-h!
_________________________________
-Have you lost your mind?
-But I thought...
_________________________________
This chap needs a lasso. Tie him up.
_________________________________
Sure thing.
_________________________________
You rusty piece of junk!
Get your dirty rope off me!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________
Electroshock! Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
This is her first field assignment.
_________________________________
He didn't know you were my informant.
_________________________________
-Informant?
-A rookie, huh?
_________________________________
I never liked new fairy smell.
_________________________________
Tomber was doing 20-to-life
in a Moroccan impound
_________________________________
the first time I saved him,
if I recall correctly.
_________________________________
Speaking of recalls, you're getting
up there in mileage, aren't you?
_________________________________
All right, we get it. You both
know each other, you're both old.
_________________________________
So, here you go, informant. Inform us.
_________________________________
Beuck! That is the worst
flapper ever made.
_________________________________
Wait. That dust filter.
Those wheel bearings.
_________________________________
-Do those parts look familiar, Tomber?
-They should. I sold them.
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: To whom?
-No idea.
_________________________________
He's my best customer, but he always
does his business over the phone.
_________________________________
I was always wondering
why he needs so many parts.
_________________________________
Now I know.
_________________________________
A lemon needs parts.
_________________________________
Ain't nothin' truer than that.
_________________________________
Lemon?
_________________________________
Yeah. Fairies that don't ever work right.
_________________________________
Lemons is a sparrowman's
bread and butter.
_________________________________
Like 'em Gremlins and Pacers
we run into at the party
_________________________________
and the race and the airport.
_________________________________
Pull up the pictures
from the dust platform.
_________________________________
I want to know what other
type of fairies were out there.
_________________________________
Right. Let's see.
There were Hugos and Trunkovs.
_________________________________
-Are these fairies considered lemons?
-Is the Popemobile Catholic?
_________________________________
Everyone involved in this plot
is one of history's biggest loser fairies.
_________________________________
And they're all taking their orders
from the fairy behind this wing.
_________________________________
-Ah. This explains it.
-What, Tomber?
_________________________________
Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo and Trunkov
never get together,
_________________________________
but they are having
a secret meeting in two days.
_________________________________
-Where's this meeting taking place?
-Dublin, Ireland.
_________________________________
That's where the next race is!
_________________________________
There's a good chance our
mystery wing will be there, too.
_________________________________
Your chances are more than good.
_________________________________
I just sent him a new clutch
assembly yesterday. To Dublin.
_________________________________
Contact Stevenson and have him
meet us at the Emerald Isle.
_________________________________
Good work.
_________________________________
PETER: That two-heeled feller
had to be right about a big meeting.
_________________________________
You never see this
many lemons in one town.
_________________________________
'Less there's a swap meet.
_________________________________
How'd you get all them pictures?
_________________________________
I reprogrammed Dublin's red light
cameras to do recognition scans.
_________________________________
Wow. Not only is you the
prettiest fairy I ever met,
_________________________________
but you're the smartest, too.
_________________________________
Thank you...I think.
_________________________________
PETER: That's a familiar sight.
A Hugo being towed.
_________________________________
But he looks absolutely perfect!
_________________________________
Of course! They must be
the heads of the lemon families.
_________________________________
Makes sense. If I was rich and
broke down every day,
_________________________________
I'd hire me to tow me
around all the time, too!
_________________________________
We've got to infiltrate that meeting
_________________________________
to find out who's behind all this.
_________________________________
-Hang on a minute. Hold still.
-Ow!
_________________________________
-Ah-ha. Good job, Miss Shiftwell.
-Thank you, Finn.
_________________________________
Boy, I sure wish my friends
could see me now.
_________________________________
POUND: Fellas,
your eyes do not deceive you.
_________________________________
We are in Italy. We are home.
_________________________________
Hey, Pound.
Which way to the hotel, dude?
_________________________________
What? No friend of mine will stay
in a hotel in my village.
_________________________________
You will stay with my...
Uncle Topolino-o-o-o!
_________________________________
Pound! Nerdlucks! (SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
How do they do it?
_________________________________
These are the same ingredients as
back home, but it tastes so good.
_________________________________
-It's organic, dude.
-Treehugger.
_________________________________
TOPOLINO: Hey, race fairy.
_________________________________
You look so down, so low.
_________________________________
Is like you have sore slippers.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
She said you look like you are starving,
_________________________________
that she's gonna make you a
big meal and fatten you up.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Mama Topolino, please,
you don't need to make a fuss.
_________________________________
Capisco. I understand.
_________________________________
Is a problem, yes,
between you and a friend?
_________________________________
How did you know that?
_________________________________
A wise citizen hears one word
and understands two.
_________________________________
That, and the Nerdlucks told me.
_________________________________
While Mama cooks,
come and take a stroll with me.
_________________________________
I brought my friend Peter Pan
along on the trip
_________________________________
and I told him he needed to act different,
_________________________________
that we weren't in Never Land.
_________________________________
This Peter is a close friend?
_________________________________
She's my boyfriend.
_________________________________
Then why would you ask him
to be someone else?
_________________________________
What did I do?
_________________________________
I said some things during our fight.
_________________________________
You know, back when the
Nerdlucks used to work for me,
_________________________________
they would fight over everything.
_________________________________
They fight over what
amigo was the best amigo,
_________________________________
which one of them looked
more like a amigo.
_________________________________
There were even some non-amigo fights.
_________________________________
So I tell them,
"Va bene, it's okay to fight.
_________________________________
"Everybody fights now and then,
especially best friends.
_________________________________
"But you got to make up fast.
_________________________________
"No fight more important
than friendship."
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
-What does that mean?
-Whoever find a friend, find a treasure.
_________________________________
Now, mangia. Eat!
_________________________________
(THEY ARGUE IN ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(GUARD WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Looks like we are busted.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
Exactly what are we doing today?
_________________________________
I am doing my job.
_________________________________
All we need to do is look at the map
with the blinky lights. And wait.
_________________________________
This is how it is done here in Europe.
_________________________________
In America, we use 3-D
satellite LED displays.
_________________________________
Not cardboard with Christmas
lights stuck through it.
_________________________________
A blinky light! She is blinking! Let's go.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
What is this? A toy?
_________________________________
This is my car, Le Maximum.
_________________________________
It is illegal now in most of the
EU for its massive size.
_________________________________
It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty.
_________________________________
(JEAN PIERRE YELLS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
SAM THE EAGLE: I hate Europe.
_________________________________
JEAN PIERRE: Madrid, here we come!
_________________________________
(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________
Get out of the way.
_________________________________
SAM THE EAGLE: Stay on the road!
_________________________________
JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
_________________________________
Excusez-moi.
_________________________________
MAN: Watch out, everyone!
_________________________________
JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
_________________________________
The Lemur. I knew it.
_________________________________
This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________
Why break in,
smash some priceless busts
_________________________________
and then not steal anything?
_________________________________
There must be
something bigger going on.
_________________________________
-But what?
-(CLOCK BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
Ah, I've got it!
_________________________________
Oh, sorry. 2:00 PM. My day is over.
_________________________________
Wait. Those weirdos, the Muppets,
_________________________________
were performing next to the
crime scene in Berlin.
_________________________________
And here they are,
_________________________________
performing right next to the
crime scene in Madrid!
_________________________________
You know what that means.
_________________________________
-Yes, they love museums!
-No!
_________________________________
They're suspects!
_________________________________
Okay. Overtime.
_________________________________
We must find these Muppets
before they flee the country.
_________________________________
To the train station!
_________________________________
Hey, Larry, want a bite of my bocadillos?
_________________________________
(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________
-What the...
-Ah!
_________________________________
Are you all Les Muppets?
_________________________________
Wow, those are big badges!
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-Merci...
_________________________________
Come, come. You must come with us
to answer some questions.
_________________________________
♪ Kermit, let's begin Describe the day you played Berlin
_________________________________
♪ We rehearsed, and then we walked about
_________________________________
♪ We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
_________________________________
♪ That night at 10:03
_________________________________
♪ Were you inside the portrait gallery?
_________________________________
♪ My alibi is watertight
_________________________________
♪ The audience saw me sing all night
_________________________________
♪ Monsieur, we know you did the crime
_________________________________
♪ I was on stage that whole time
_________________________________
♪ Ask who sang Rainbow Connection
_________________________________
♪ Thank you, Kermit, no more questions
_________________________________
Allô. I think it's time for
good cop/romantic cop.
_________________________________
♪ Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside
_________________________________
♪ And now's your chance to save your hide
_________________________________
♪ Oh, gentlemen, I did not know
_________________________________
♪ It's a crime to steal the show
_________________________________
♪ Tell us how the art was taken
_________________________________
♪ If you want to save your bacon
_________________________________
♪ I haven't seen your missing art
_________________________________
♪ All I've stolen is audience hearts
_________________________________
♪ We'll catch the swine
_________________________________
♪ That did this job
_________________________________
♪ Give up the pig puns, creep!
_________________________________
♪ Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion
_________________________________
♪ Thank you, Piggy, no more questions
_________________________________
I think she likes me. Huh?
_________________________________
I don't think your puns are
helping the investigation.
_________________________________
-♪ You know, I think they did it
-♪ No, they didn't
_________________________________
♪ Yes, they did and we can pin it
_________________________________
♪ If they did how did they do it?
_________________________________
♪ If they didn't how did they didn't?
_________________________________
♪ If they didn't then it's easy 'cause they simply didn't do it
_________________________________
♪ If they did it, then I knew it but we've nothing that can prove it
_________________________________
-(CLEARS THROAT) Oh. Excuse me.
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
♪ Let's go from the start
_________________________________
♪ What do you know about the stolen art?
_________________________________
♪ I didn't know there was a plan
_________________________________
♪ Your accusation's far out, man
_________________________________
♪ The chances of us committing a crime are less than .009
_________________________________
(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
_________________________________
-(QUACKING)
-(YELLING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
♪ Uh, I can do an Elvis impression
_________________________________
♪ Thank you, Muppets No more questions
_________________________________
-♪ They didn't
-♪ No, they didn't
_________________________________
♪ There's no way they did the crime
_________________________________
-♪ They couldn't, they're too stupid
-♪ Not criminal masterminds
_________________________________
♪ We do not know who did it But we know who didn't do it
_________________________________
♪ So we know who didn't do it
_________________________________
♪ Yes, we know who didn't do it
_________________________________
♪ They're incapable of being culpable! ♪
_________________________________
Hi!
_________________________________
SAM THE EAGLE: Come on.
Let's go over the files again.
_________________________________
(CHITTERS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(JAWS CLACKING)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(FEROCIOUS YELLING)
_________________________________
Yeoh!
_________________________________
(YELLS) Hmm!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________
(GUARDS SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Stop digging escape tunnel, frog.
_________________________________
How did you know?
_________________________________
It's the first escape everyone tries.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-That's the second escape people try.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Third way!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Give up, frog.
_________________________________
I have Netflix account
with search keywords "prison escape."
_________________________________
I have seen every prison
movie ever made.
_________________________________
Even the ones in space.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Yeah, well... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Hey, wait a second.
_________________________________
That's them! That's my friends!
_________________________________
What happened to them?
_________________________________
"Dominic Badguy...
_________________________________
"An interview with the brains behind
_________________________________
"the Muppets' triumphant
comeback world tour."
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
It seems your friends do not
need you anymore.
_________________________________
They have forgotten about you.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________
They wouldn't.
_________________________________
They couldn't.
_________________________________
We're a family.
_________________________________
"Family"?
_________________________________
No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.
_________________________________
People are only ever out for themselves.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Listen, Kermit.
_________________________________
We have annual lighthearted
Gulag Revue coming up.
_________________________________
It is that, or they riot.
_________________________________
-I thought you might help me.
-Uh...
_________________________________
The thing is Nadya,
I'm sort of done doing that,
_________________________________
but thanks for the offer.
_________________________________
This is not offer. This is prison.
_________________________________
You are going to help me.
_________________________________
Rehearsals tomorrow, 4:00 AM.
_________________________________
Or I put you on The Wall.
_________________________________
"The Wall"?
Why would I be afraid of a wall?
_________________________________
Ugh! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Just direct the show.
You'll never escape.
_________________________________
What time did you say
that rehearsal was?
_________________________________
Ouch!
_________________________________
(CRASH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
CRASH: Almost there!
_________________________________
-Okay. Ready, Eddie?
-Set!
_________________________________
Let's roll.
_________________________________
-Yee-haw!
-EDDIE: Wait for me!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BOTH WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) No brakes! Gotta roll!
Meet you at the other end!
_________________________________
So you think she's the girl for me?
_________________________________
Yeah. She's tons of fun,
and you're no fun at all.
_________________________________
She completes you.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Hey! Hey, Manny!
_________________________________
Can you pull back the tree
and shoot me into the pond?
_________________________________
-No.
-Oh, come on!
_________________________________
How do you expect to impress
Ellie with that attitude?
_________________________________
I don't want to impress her!
_________________________________
Why are you trying so hard
to convince her she's a mammoth?
_________________________________
Because that's what she is!
_________________________________
I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.
_________________________________
-You can't be two things.
-Au contraire, mon "fered.
_________________________________
Tell that to the bullfrog,
the chicken hawk or turtledove.
_________________________________
You're never going to let up on you.
_________________________________
It'll be easier on all of us
if you just go with it.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
So, uh, what do you want me to do?
_________________________________
Pull back the tree
and shoot me into the pond.
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
Well, if you're too lame to do it...
_________________________________
-we can get Ellie.
-MANNY: No, no, no.
_________________________________
No, I can do it. I can do it.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Come on. Come on.
_________________________________
-Have you done this before?
-Ha! Only a million times.
_________________________________
Farther! Farther! Farther!
_________________________________
Perfect. Fire!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-CRASH: Yeah!
_________________________________
I can fly!
_________________________________
♪ I believe I can fly...
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(YELLS) Crash!
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Oh, Crash! Crash!
_________________________________
Crash, are you okay?
_________________________________
-What happened?
-Manny shot him out of a tree.
_________________________________
-What's wrong with you?
-He said he could do it.
_________________________________
And you listened to him.
_________________________________
Crash, whatever you do,
don't go into the light!
_________________________________
Can I help in any way here?
_________________________________
You've done enough.
_________________________________
-Are you happy now?
-EDDIE: Crash!
_________________________________
Crash, don't leave me!
_________________________________
Who's gonna watch my back?
_________________________________
Who's gonna be
my wingman of mayhem?
_________________________________
Who's gonna roll in that
dung patch with me?
_________________________________
-(SOBS)
-Dung patch?
_________________________________
Wait! My legs!
_________________________________
-I can stand!
-He can stand!
_________________________________
-I can run!
-He can run! It's a miracle!
_________________________________
-Hallelujah!
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
ELLIE: Yeah! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Ooh! What can I say? They're boys.
_________________________________
They make my life a little adventure.
_________________________________
You guys are so dead!
Thanks for embarrassing me!
_________________________________
EDDIE: Ow! Not the face!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(POSSUMS GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
-EDDIE: Ellie! Ellie!
_________________________________
EDDIE: Me too!
DIEGO: She's not half bad.
_________________________________
Crazy and confused, but sweet.
_________________________________
-So?
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
So, what's holding you back?
_________________________________
(TREE TRUNK CRASHES)
_________________________________
My family.
_________________________________
You can have that again, you know.
_________________________________
No, Sid, I can't.
_________________________________
(YELPING) Okay, okay.
_________________________________
But... But think about it.
_________________________________
If you let this chance go,
_________________________________
you're letting your whole species go…
_________________________________
and that's just, uh… That's just selfish.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
I think I'm starting to get through to him.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-Wait, wait. I got you.
_________________________________
-CRASH: Slowpoke!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-MANNY: Need help?
-No. No.
_________________________________
Just, uh, catching my breath.
_________________________________
-You're stuck.
-I am not.
_________________________________
All right. Then let's go.
_________________________________
ELLIE: I can't.
_________________________________
I'm stuck.
_________________________________
Don't you think that picking
them up like this would be easier?
_________________________________
Ellie?
_________________________________
I know this place.
_________________________________
(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
A mammoth never forgets.
_________________________________
You know, deep down I knew
_________________________________
I was different.
_________________________________
I was a little bigger than the
other possum kids.
_________________________________
Okay, a lot bigger.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Now I understand why the possum
boys didn't find me appealing.
_________________________________
That's too bad because as far
as mammoths go...
_________________________________
you're, uh…
_________________________________
You know.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Well, um… Uh… Well, attractive.
_________________________________
-Really?
-Sure.
_________________________________
-What about me is attractive?
-Huh?
_________________________________
Well… Oh, well, I don't know.
_________________________________
Uh… Uh, well, there's your…
_________________________________
Uh, butt?
_________________________________
What about it?
_________________________________
It's… big?
_________________________________
Oh, you're just saying that!
_________________________________
No. No! No, I mean it. It's huge!
_________________________________
Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
_________________________________
Oh! That is really sweet!
_________________________________
What a crazy day.
_________________________________
This morning I woke up a possum…
_________________________________
And now I'm a mammoth.
_________________________________
Come on. Let's go uproot something.
_________________________________
I want to see what this new
mammoth body can do.
_________________________________
But you've always had that body.
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS AND SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS AND WHINES)
_________________________________
(PANTING) Ooh!
_________________________________
(EGG CHASING LOUD)
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
-Bah!
-(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
-(SQUAWKING)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________
(FEROCIOUS YELLING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
(PANTING AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(SQUAWKING)
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(CONDOR SQUAWKING LOUD)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
(PEEPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(BUSHES RUSTLING)
_________________________________
Hmm. (HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Ahh!
-(BUSHES RUSTLING)
_________________________________
Boy, Manny sure took
a big leap with Ellie today.
_________________________________
He sure did.
_________________________________
Yup. He stood on the shore
of uncertainty and dove right in.
_________________________________
Splash!
_________________________________
Kind of brave, huh, the way
he faced his fear?
_________________________________
I wouldn't know. Sabers don't feel fear.
_________________________________
Oh, come on. All animals feel fear.
_________________________________
It's what separates us from, say,
rocks. Rocks have no fear.
_________________________________
-And they sink.
-What are you getting at, Sid?
_________________________________
It may surprise you to know that I,
too, have experienced fear.
_________________________________
-No! You?
-Oh, yeah, yes.
_________________________________
As impossible as it seems,
the sloth has natural enemies...
_________________________________
that would like to harm
or otherwise "kill" us.
_________________________________
-I wonder why.
-Oh, jealousy mostly.
_________________________________
But the point is that fear is natural.
_________________________________
Fear is for prey.
_________________________________
Well, then you're letting
the water make you its prey.
_________________________________
Just jump in and trust your instincts.
_________________________________
You know, most animals
can swim as babies.
_________________________________
And for a tiger, it's
like crawling on your belly...
_________________________________
to stalk helpless prey.
_________________________________
But faster, okay?
_________________________________
Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.
_________________________________
I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick.
_________________________________
Now, I look back over my shoulder
to see if I'm being followed...
_________________________________
and I'm breathing... (INHALES)
_________________________________
And I'm stalking, and I'm stalking.
_________________________________
And I'm... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I'm falling.
_________________________________
Correction.
_________________________________
You're sinking, kind of like a rock.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh! Hey, do we do any
special tricks like roll over...
_________________________________
or do we just throw our weight around?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS) Whoa!
-Whoops! Sorry.
_________________________________
I don't know my own strength yet.
_________________________________
Ellie, do you realize that now
we have a chance to save our species?
_________________________________
Really? How we gonna do that?
_________________________________
Oh, well, you know.
_________________________________
-Oh, uh-uh. Did you just...
-MANNY: No, I didn't mean...
_________________________________
Unbelievable!
_________________________________
I'm not a mammoth for five minutes,
and you're hitting on me?
_________________________________
I wasn't saying... Not right now.
_________________________________
Um, in time.
_________________________________
I was just saying
that it's our responsibility.
_________________________________
-What?
-Uh, all right.
_________________________________
That came out wrong. I...
_________________________________
You're very pretty, but we just met and...
_________________________________
Responsibility?
Just doing your duty, huh? Is that it?
_________________________________
Ready to make the ultimate
sacrifice to save your species.
_________________________________
-Uh...
-Well, I got some news for you.
_________________________________
You're not saving the species
tonight or any other night.
_________________________________
(MANNY SIGHS)
_________________________________
JEAN PIERRE: Okay.
What about this comedian bear?
_________________________________
He is too stupid to be stupid.
_________________________________
He must be some sort of genius.
_________________________________
Maybe your "Lemur" hunch is correct.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Except for the tact that Les Muppets
_________________________________
play tomorrow night
at the Dublin Theatre.
_________________________________
Which just happens to be next door
to the Irish National Bank!
_________________________________
Maybe your Muppet hunch is...
_________________________________
Correct.
_________________________________
It's almost as if we're...
_________________________________
BOTH: Not so different
_________________________________
after
_________________________________
all.
_________________________________
Come, come, mon ami!
_________________________________
We must follow the Muppets to Dublin!
_________________________________
To Dublin!
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Putin!
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
_________________________________
-Okay, number five, baby. Blow.
-Come on.
_________________________________
-There you go. You know the routine.
-Come on, Diddy Daddy!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Hey. guys? Fellas?
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
ZOOT: Whoa, man!
_________________________________
Hey, did you see that?
_________________________________
-(WHISTLES LOUDLY)
-Huh?
_________________________________
Um, do you guys think that Kermit's
been acting a little weird lately?
_________________________________
ALL: No.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You're probably right. It's just me.
_________________________________
(SIGHING) Bad frog.
_________________________________
So, how did it go?
_________________________________
Mmm. Not bad.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
ELLIE: Okay, let's go.
_________________________________
We traveled with you all day.
Now you're coming with us at night.
_________________________________
But we can't see at night.
_________________________________
Then enjoy the flood.
_________________________________
-I can't even look at him.
-Pervert!
_________________________________
SID: Making friends. Everywhere
you go, just making friends.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Watch out. There's a stump.
_________________________________
(STRAINED) Not anymore.
_________________________________
I, uh… I thought
we could walk together.
_________________________________
Crash, ask the mammoth
why he thinks that.
_________________________________
She said she thinks
you're a jerk and to go away.
_________________________________
She didn't say... Ow!
_________________________________
Look, maybe if we
spend more time... Ow!
_________________________________
Tell him that I need a little
personal space right now.
_________________________________
She said go jump in a lake.
_________________________________
And possums rule!
_________________________________
-I can hear her, you know?
-What do you want, a medal?
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING) -(GASPING)
_________________________________
Let's get off this thing!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Stop moving!
-MANNY: Whoa!
_________________________________
DIEGO: Thank you.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Manny, Ellie! Lock trunks!
_________________________________
-(SCOFFS)
-Now!
_________________________________
Crash, Eddie! Grab on to that ledge!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Funny!
Now what's your real plan?
_________________________________
-Just do it! What I say!
-Bye, Eddie.
_________________________________
-Bye, Crash.
-Bye, Ellie!
_________________________________
-Go now!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Um, uh… I'm sorry if what
I said before offended you.
_________________________________
What do you mean, "if" it offended me?
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-That it offended her!
_________________________________
That it offended her!
_________________________________
I mean "that." That it offended you.
_________________________________
-You just overreacted, that's all.
-What?
_________________________________
-Take it back!
-There are other lives at stake here!
_________________________________
-Wait a minute. She's got a point.
-He's got nothing!
_________________________________
-It was a misunderstanding!
-It was insensitive!
_________________________________
-Apologize!
-Why me? She overreacted!
_________________________________
This wouldn't be happening if Dad
had let her date Cousin Vinnie.
_________________________________
-Just apologize!
-MANNY: No.
_________________________________
-Do it!
-Okay. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
ALL: What?
ELLIE: He's right.
_________________________________
-I overreacted.
-You mean you…
_________________________________
Not another word, or I'll come down
there and push you over myself!
_________________________________
I got it. I got it.
_________________________________
I got it! (YELLS)
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Manny! Ellie! Run! Run!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
I guess we finally did
something right together.
_________________________________
DIEGO: Hey, don't mind me.
_________________________________
Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here.
_________________________________
Whoo.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HUMS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Remember the good old days?
_________________________________
Which good old days?
_________________________________
Oh, you know, yesterday, last week…
_________________________________
Back when the trees went up and down
and the ground stayed under our feet?
_________________________________
Ugh. (CHUCKLES) Yup.
_________________________________
Those were the good days.
_________________________________
Possums were possums
and mammoths were mammoths.
_________________________________
We should get some sleep.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Tomorrow's the day the vulture
said that we're all gonna die.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(TREE BRANCH CREAKING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________
No, no. I don't want any.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
Whoop! Nyuck. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no, no. (SUCKING THUMB)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Uh, can I help you?
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
For me?
_________________________________
-(SNIFFS AND SNEEZES)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Mmm. Now, that's what I call respect.
_________________________________
-(GIGGLING)
-Ooh! Nice.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Somebody here likes Sid.
_________________________________
Who is your decorator?
I mean, this is fabulous.
_________________________________
Hmm. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Fire King.
-Huh?
_________________________________
Rocks.
_________________________________
Fire King? Hmm!
_________________________________
Well, you know, it's about time...
_________________________________
someone recognized my true potential.
_________________________________
Let there be fire!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
ALL: Oh!
_________________________________
-(VINE SIZZLING)
-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
-Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
_________________________________
-Hey!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
-(WHOOPING)
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka.
_________________________________
Wackaka, wackaka, wackaka, wackaka,
wackaka, wackaka, wack!
_________________________________
-(HOOTING)
-(HOOTING)
_________________________________
(CHANTING)
_________________________________
-(RHYTHMIC TONGUE CLICKING)
-(RHYTHMIC TONGUE CLICKING)
_________________________________
Humina, humina, humina, humina,
humina, humina. (EXHALES)
_________________________________
Humina, humina, humina, humina,
humina, humina, ooh!
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(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-(RHYTHMIC HOOTING)
-(MINI-SLOTHS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-(MINI-SLOTHS CHANTING)
-(MINI-SLOTHS STOMPING FEET)
_________________________________
(MINI-SLOTHS SQUEALING)
_________________________________
MINI-SLOTH: Wow!
_________________________________
If only the guys could see me now.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
This is either really good or really bad.
_________________________________
-(MINI-SLOTHS CHANTING)
-(SCREAMS) Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King?
_________________________________
A thousand years bad juju
for killing Fire King.
_________________________________
Superheated rock from the
Earth's core is surging to the crust,
_________________________________
melting ice built up over
thousands of years.
_________________________________
You're a very advanced race.
_________________________________
Together we can look for a solution!
_________________________________
We have one. Sacrifice the Fire King.
_________________________________
-Well, that's not very advanced.
-Worth a shot.
_________________________________
SID: No! No! (SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Bad juju!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow!
_________________________________
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
_________________________________
ALL: (TUNELESSLY) ♪ Come to the end of the road
_________________________________
♪ Still I can't
_________________________________
♪ Let go
_________________________________
♪ It's unnatural
_________________________________
♪ You belong to me
_________________________________
♪ I belong to you ♪
_________________________________
Enough!
_________________________________
You're all terrible.
_________________________________
Fix this. Or it's The Wall.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
Guys, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
It's always good to start with an
up-tempo song and dance
_________________________________
and then go into a comedy routine.
_________________________________
You really want to save
your ballad until the end.
_________________________________
But we like Boyz II Men!
_________________________________
It is Big Papa's favorite song.
_________________________________
Lot of emotions in that song for him.
_________________________________
I'm not learning no other song.
I'm a triple threat!
_________________________________
A singer, a dancer and a murderer!
_________________________________
There you go. How do you like that?
_________________________________
Drum solo! Drum solo!
_________________________________
When do I do the
indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________
What about the band's
marathon jam session?
_________________________________
Four of five musical numbers.
_________________________________
Quiet!
_________________________________
Now, look! We are holding
auditions tomorrow.
_________________________________
And if any of you have a
problem with that,
_________________________________
any of you, then my door is always open!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Thank you, Kermit.
_________________________________
This is what we've
all been waiting to hear.
_________________________________
You have?
_________________________________
Teach us, Kermit.
_________________________________
We will do whatever frog say.
_________________________________
Put it there.
_________________________________
Good night, frog. Nice work today.
_________________________________
Thanks, Nadya.
_________________________________
Even if your friends don't
need you, we certainly do.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
-Good night, Big Papa.
-'Night, Nadya.
_________________________________
-Good night, Carl.
-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________
-Good night, Prison King.
-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________
-Good night, Skullcrusher.
-Good night.
_________________________________
-Good night, Danny Trejo.
-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________
NADYA: No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.
_________________________________
People are only ever out for themselves.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
So, how exactly
are you planning to stop this weather?
_________________________________
Oh. I am gonna talk to my sister.
_________________________________
That's your plan?
_________________________________
My ice business is riding on
you talking to your sister?
_________________________________
-Yep.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
So, you're not at all afraid of her?
_________________________________
-Why would I be?
-Yeah.
_________________________________
I bet she's the nicest,
gentlest, warmest person ever.
_________________________________
Oh. Look at that.
_________________________________
I've been impaled. (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
What now?
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Mmm...
_________________________________
It's too steep.
_________________________________
I've only got one rope and you don't
know how to climb mountains.
_________________________________
-ANNA: Says who?
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
I'm going to see my sister.
_________________________________
You're gonna kill yourself.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-I wouldn't put my foot there.
_________________________________
-You're distracting me.
-Or there.
_________________________________
How do you know
Elsa even wants to see you?
_________________________________
ANNA: All right. I'm just blocking you out
_________________________________
because I gotta concentrate, here.
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You know, most people who disappear
into the mountains want to be alone.
_________________________________
Nobody wants to be alone.
_________________________________
Except maybe you.
_________________________________
I'm not alone. I have friends, remember?
_________________________________
ANNA: You mean, the love experts?
_________________________________
Yes, the love experts.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Ah...
_________________________________
Please tell me I'm almost there.
_________________________________
Does the air seem a bit thin
to you up here?
_________________________________
-(ANNA PANTING)
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Hang on.
_________________________________
OLAF: Hey, Sven?
_________________________________
Not sure if this is gonna
solve the problem,
_________________________________
but I found a staircase that leads exactly
_________________________________
where you wanted to go.
_________________________________
Ha-ha! Thank goodness. Catch!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
That was like a crazy trust exercise.
_________________________________
(OLAF CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa.
_________________________________
Now, that's ice.
_________________________________
I might cry.
_________________________________
Go ahead. I won't judge.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
All right, take it easy, boy. Come here.
__________________________________
I got you. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Okay. You stay right here, buddy.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Flawless.
_________________________________
Knock.
_________________________________
Just knock.
_________________________________
Why isn't she knocking?
_________________________________
Do you think she knows how to knock?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(EXHALES) Huh. It opened.
_________________________________
That's a first.
_________________________________
Oh. You should probably wait out here.
_________________________________
-What?
-The last time I introduced her to a guy,
_________________________________
she froze everything.
_________________________________
But, but... Oh, come on!
_________________________________
It's a palace made of ice. Ice is my life!
_________________________________
Bye, Sven.
_________________________________
You, too, Olaf.
_________________________________
-Me?
-Just give us a minute.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) One, two,
_________________________________
-three...
-BOTH: Four...
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Elsa?
_________________________________
It's me, Anna.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
-ELSA: Anna.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa. Elsa, you look different.
_________________________________
It's a good different.
_________________________________
And this place...
_________________________________
It's amazing.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
I never knew what I was capable of.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry about what happened.
_________________________________
If I'd have known...
_________________________________
No, no, no. It's okay.
_________________________________
You don't have to apologize,
but you should probably go.
_________________________________
Please.
_________________________________
But I just got here.
_________________________________
You belong down in Arendelle.
_________________________________
So do you.
_________________________________
No, Anna, I belong here.
_________________________________
Alone.
_________________________________
Where I can be who I am
without hurting anybody.
_________________________________
Actually, about that...
_________________________________
-OLAF: Sixty!
-Wait. What is that?
_________________________________
Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!
_________________________________
Olaf?
_________________________________
Yeah. You built me.
_________________________________
Remember that?
_________________________________
And you're alive?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Um... I think so.
_________________________________
He's just like the one we built as kids.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Elsa, we were so close.
_________________________________
We can be like that again.
_________________________________
YOUNG ANNA: Catch me!
YOUNG ELSA: Slow down!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Anna!
_________________________________
(GASPS) No.
_________________________________
We can't. Goodbye, Anna.
_________________________________
Elsa, wait.
_________________________________
No, I'm just trying to protect you.
_________________________________
You don't have to protect me.
_________________________________
I'm not afraid.
_________________________________
Please don't shut me out again.
_________________________________
♪ Please don't slam the door
_________________________________
♪ You don't have to keep Your distance anymore
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ I finally understand
_________________________________
♪ For the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ We can fix this hand in hand
_________________________________
♪ We can head down to England together.
_________________________________
♪ You don't have to live in fear
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ I will be right here
_________________________________
Anna.
_________________________________
♪ Please go back home
_________________________________
♪ Your life awaits
_________________________________
♪ Go enjoy the sun And open up the gates
_________________________________
-Yeah, but...
-I know.
_________________________________
♪ You mean well But leave me be
_________________________________
♪ Yes, I'm alone
_________________________________
♪ But I'm alone and free
_________________________________
♪ Just stay away And you'll be safe from me
_________________________________
♪ Actually, we're not
_________________________________
♪ What do you mean, you're not?
_________________________________
♪ I get the feeling you don't know
_________________________________
♪ What do I not know?
_________________________________
♪ Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep
_________________________________
♪ Deep snow
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
You kind of set off an
eternal winter everywhere.
_________________________________
Everywhere?
_________________________________
Well, it's okay, you can just unfreeze it.
_________________________________
No, I can't. I don't know how.
_________________________________
Sure you can. I know you can.
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________
♪ Oh, I'm such a fool! I can't be free!
_________________________________
♪ You don't have to be afraid
_________________________________
♪ No escape from the storm inside of me
_________________________________
♪ We can work this out together
_________________________________
♪ I can't control the curse!
_________________________________
♪ We'll reverse the storm you've made
_________________________________
♪ Anna, please you'll only make it worse!
_________________________________
♪ Don't panic There's so much fear!
_________________________________
♪ We'll make the sun shine bright
_________________________________
♪ You're not safe here!
_________________________________
♪ We can face this thing together
_________________________________
♪ No!
_________________________________
♪ We can change this winter weather
_________________________________
♪ And everything will be all right
_________________________________
♪ I can't! ♪
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Anna!
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
I'm okay.
_________________________________
I'm fine.
_________________________________
What's this?
_________________________________
Wait, it doesn't matter. Just...
_________________________________
You have to go.
_________________________________
No, I know we can
figure this out together.
_________________________________
How?
_________________________________
What power do you have
to stop this winter?
_________________________________
To stop me?
_________________________________
Anna, I think we should we should go.
_________________________________
No, I'm not leaving without you, Elsa.
_________________________________
Yes, you are.
_________________________________
-(LOW GROWLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
ANNA: Stop! Put us down!
_________________________________
-Go away.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
(BOTH YELP)
_________________________________
Heads up!
_________________________________
Watch out for my butt!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
It is not nice to throw people!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty-pants.
_________________________________
Okay, relax.
_________________________________
-Just calm down! Calm down!
-Okay! All right!
_________________________________
-I'm okay.
-Just let the snowman be.
_________________________________
-I'm calm.
-Great.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh! Come on!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Oh. Look, see?
Now, you made him mad.
_________________________________
I'll distract him. You guys go.
_________________________________
No, no! Not you guys!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED)
This just got a whole lot harder.
_________________________________
-(ANNA SHRIEKS)
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Look out!
_________________________________
(ANNA SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(ANNA GASPS)
-(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Run! Run!
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: What are you doing?
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
I got him! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Whoa! Stop!
_________________________________
ANNA: It's a 100-foot drop.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: It's 200.
_________________________________
-Ow!
-(MARSHMALLOW ROARS)
_________________________________
-What's that for?
-I'm digging a snow anchor.
_________________________________
Okay. What if we fall?
_________________________________
There's 20 feet of fresh
powder down there.
_________________________________
It'll be like landing on a pillow.
_________________________________
Hopefully.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Okay, Anna. On three.
_________________________________
ANNA: Okay.
KRISTOFF: One...
_________________________________
You tell me when. I'm ready to go.
_________________________________
-Two...
-I was born ready! Yes!
_________________________________
Calm down.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
ANNA: Tree!
_________________________________
What the... Whoa!
_________________________________
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-KRISTOFF: That happened.
_________________________________
(PANTING) Man, am I out of shape.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
There we go. Hey, Anna!
_________________________________
Sven! Where did you guys go?
_________________________________
We totally lost Marshmallow back there.
_________________________________
Hey! We were just talking about you.
_________________________________
All good things, all good things.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
This is not making much
of a difference, is it?
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Olaf!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Hang in there, guys!
_________________________________
Go. Go faster!
_________________________________
(BOTH STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
-Wait, what?
-KRISTOFF: Hey!
_________________________________
(MARSHMALLOW GROWLING)
_________________________________
-(BOTH EXCLAIM) -Ow!
_________________________________
Kristoff!
_________________________________
(ANNA GASPING)
_________________________________
Don't come back!
_________________________________
We won't.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Hey, you were right.
Just like a pillow. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(OLAF PANTING)
-Olaf!
_________________________________
I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
-Those are my legs.
-Ooh!
_________________________________
Hey, do me a favor, grab my body.
_________________________________
Oh. That feels better.
_________________________________
Hey, Sven! He found us.
_________________________________
Who's my cute little reindeer?
_________________________________
-Don't talk to him like that.
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
You're tickling me.
_________________________________
Here.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
-How's your head?
-Ah! Ooh!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
It's fine. Uh...
_________________________________
Uh, I'm good. I've got a thick skull.
_________________________________
I don't have a skull.
_________________________________
Or bones.
_________________________________
So, uh... So, now what?
_________________________________
Now what? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Now what?
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
What am I gonna do?
_________________________________
She threw me out.
_________________________________
I can't go back to Arendelle
with the weather like this.
_________________________________
And then there's your ice business.
_________________________________
Hey, hey.
_________________________________
Don't worry about my ice business.
_________________________________
-Worry about your hair!
-What?
_________________________________
I just fell off a cliff.
You should see your hair.
_________________________________
No, yours is turning white.
_________________________________
White? It's... What?
_________________________________
It's because she struck you, isn't it?
_________________________________
Does it look bad?
_________________________________
-No.
-You hesitated.
_________________________________
No, I didn't.
_________________________________
Anna, you need help, okay? Come on.
_________________________________
Okay! Where are we going?
_________________________________
To see my friends.
_________________________________
The love experts?
_________________________________
-Love experts?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
And don't worry,
they'll be able to fix this.
_________________________________
How do you know?
_________________________________
Because I've seen them do it before.
_________________________________
I like to consider myself a love expert.
_________________________________
(SVEN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
Get it together.
_________________________________
Control it.
_________________________________
Don't feel. Don't feel.
_________________________________
Don't feel.
_________________________________
Don't feel! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(ICE CRACKLING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
Um... I know. Favorite star?
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Second star
_________________________________
-to the right.
-To the right.
_________________________________
Okay. Favorite drink?
_________________________________
Hot chamomile tea.
_________________________________
Iced chamomile tea!
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Okay, my turn. How about favorite bug?
_________________________________
Bug? It's too cold for bugs over here,
_________________________________
but in one of Dewey's books,
I read about butterflies.
_________________________________
Oh, in Butterfly Cove,
there's hundreds of them.
_________________________________
It's in Summer. It's right over...
_________________________________
Um... Hmm.
_________________________________
I guess you can't see it from here.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
No. You can't.
_________________________________
What's it like over there?
_________________________________
Warm.
_________________________________
And the colors? The sounds?
_________________________________
All the animals. And the fish.
_________________________________
They swim in melted ice, right?
_________________________________
Water.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I wish...
_________________________________
I wish I could go there.
_________________________________
-Peri?
-Yeah?
_________________________________
I made it warmer over here.
_________________________________
Maybe I could make it colder over there.
_________________________________
Are you... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Are you saying I could cross?
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Oh, Tink.
_________________________________
You could show me your world.
_________________________________
I could meet your friends.
_________________________________
Do you think I could see a butterfly?
_________________________________
There's a pretty good chance.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(ICE CRACKING)
_________________________________
Uh, Tink?
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-I can't fly!
-Tink!
_________________________________
Hold on. Hold on!
_________________________________
I'm slipping!
_________________________________
That's it, Fiona. That's it.
_________________________________
Are you guys all right?
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
_________________________________
Are you sure? Nothing broken?
_________________________________
Nothing bruised?
_________________________________
No. We're okay.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) This time.
_________________________________
Lord Milori was right.
_________________________________
Crossing the border
is just too dangerous.
_________________________________
What are you saying?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, girls,
_________________________________
but I'm afraid this isn't going
to work out like you hoped.
_________________________________
We have to take Tinker Bell home.
_________________________________
Let's go, Fiona.
_________________________________
It's...
_________________________________
It's for your own good.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
I can't watch, Fiona.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
I promised myself
I wasn't going to do this.
_________________________________
Okay. Here's the plan.
Meet me here tomorrow.
_________________________________
Oh, thank goodness. I thought you
were really saying goodbye.
_________________________________
No! I just met my sister
I never knew I had
_________________________________
and I'm going to say goodbye forever?
_________________________________
Are you kidding?
_________________________________
So... (WHISPERING)
_________________________________
Clank? Bobble?
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL GROANS)
_________________________________
Oopsie.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Tink! You're back!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Yes. (CHUCKLES)
-CLANK: Sorry!
_________________________________
We thought you were a troll.
_________________________________
A troll?
_________________________________
I knew we shouldn't have
used the troll stopper.
_________________________________
What if it was a troll?
_________________________________
You'd be saying something different,
wouldn't you?
_________________________________
Guys. It doesn't matter.
_________________________________
Oh, right.
_________________________________
-I need your help.
-Is it about a glacier?
_________________________________
No. But it's kind of a secret.
_________________________________
I don't want everybody to know.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
I'm pretty sure these buttons will work,
but we're going to need more of them.
_________________________________
Aye, unless we use a couple
of acorn caps.
_________________________________
Right! Good idea.
_________________________________
Whoo! Now where is that Clanky?
_________________________________
CLANK: Oh, yes, I'm right here.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
I didn't tell everybody.
_________________________________
Just Fawn, Ro, Sil, Dess, and Vidia.
_________________________________
So, there's another you.
_________________________________
-Vidia!
-Yeah.
_________________________________
I've got a sister.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I told you!
_________________________________
Bust my bonnet.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Amazing!
FAWN: It's fantastic!
_________________________________
I can't believe this is happening.
_________________________________
But how?
_________________________________
They were born of the same laugh!
_________________________________
Tell them, Tink,
what you told me and Bobble.
_________________________________
Her name's Periwinkle.
_________________________________
She's a Frost Fairy,
and she's just amazing.
_________________________________
I'm making this machine so she can
come here and meet you all,
_________________________________
and after that we'll go straight
to Queen Clarion!
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Um, have you thought this through?
_________________________________
"Hi, Queen Clarion. Meet the Winter
Fairy I smuggled over the border."
_________________________________
Vidia!
_________________________________
When Queen Clarion hears
how we found each other,
_________________________________
and that we're sisters,
_________________________________
she will change Lord Milori's rule.
_________________________________
Oh, of course she will.
_________________________________
She'd never want you to be apart.
_________________________________
It's like you found the perfect lost thing.
_________________________________
And I'm never going to lose her.
_________________________________
Well, then, let's get to work!
_________________________________
Just tell us what to do.
_________________________________
Great!
_________________________________
Okay. We need to place
that wheel right here.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Got you, Tink.
_________________________________
And let's get that propped up over there.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: I feel so tinkery.
_________________________________
-Clank, Bobble... -Wait, wait.
_________________________________
Finish up the chassis?
_________________________________
Exactly.
_________________________________
-Come on, Clanky!
-Bobble!
_________________________________
Perhaps you and I are brothers!
_________________________________
It's possible.
_________________________________
We look almost exactly alike.
_________________________________
Finn, one hour to Dublin.
_________________________________
Thank you, Stevenson.
_________________________________
-That should just about do it.
-Perfect.
_________________________________
So, Peter, it's voice-activated.
_________________________________
But everything's
voice-activated these days.
_________________________________
What? I thought you was
supposed to be making me a disguise.
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Voice recognized.
Disguise program initiated.
_________________________________
Cool!
_________________________________
-Computer, make me a German fairy.
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Check it out! I'm wearing Peterhosen.
_________________________________
-Make me a monster fairy!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
What the...?
_________________________________
I vant to siphon your gas!
_________________________________
-Now make me a taco fairy!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
(HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
-A funny fairy!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
The idea is to keep a low profile, Peter.
_________________________________
So I just go in, pretend to be this fairy.
_________________________________
-And leave the rest to us.
-Now, hold still.
_________________________________
I have to do the final fitting
on your disguise.
_________________________________
That's no good. Hm.
_________________________________
Hey. What are you doin'?
_________________________________
The disguise won't calibrate effectively
_________________________________
without a smooth surface to graft onto.
_________________________________
For a second there, I thought
you was trying to fix my dents.
_________________________________
-Yes, I was.
-Then, no, thank you.
_________________________________
I don't get them dents buffed,
pulled, filled or painted by nobody.
_________________________________
They way too valuable.
_________________________________
Your dents are valuable? Really?
_________________________________
I come by each one of 'em
with my girlfriend, Wendy.
_________________________________
I don't fix these. I wanna
remember these dents forever.
_________________________________
So, you were being serious in Paris?
_________________________________
Wendy isn't just part of your cover.
_________________________________
Friendships can be dangerous
in our line of work, Peter.
_________________________________
But my line of work is tinkering.
_________________________________
Right. And Miss Shiftwell's
is designing iPhone apps.
_________________________________
No, I meant for real.
_________________________________
It's okay. I'll work around the dent.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
In the meantime...
_________________________________
you look a little light on weapons.
_________________________________
BRENT: You are looking
live at beautiful
_________________________________
Dublin, Ireland, on the Irish Riviera.
_________________________________
What a magnificent setting for the
second race of the World Grand Prix!
_________________________________
DAVID: Brent, they call this place
the "Emerald of the Riviera,"
_________________________________
and it's easy to see why.
_________________________________
With its secluded bridges
and opulent fountains,
_________________________________
Dublin truly is a playground
for the wealthy.
_________________________________
And everyone who's
anyone is here today,
_________________________________
from the ultra-rich and super-famous
_________________________________
to world leaders
and important dignitaries.
_________________________________
BRENT: You aren't kidding, David.
_________________________________
You can't do a three-point turn
without bumping into some celebrity.
_________________________________
Welcome, everyone, to the
second race of the World Grand Prix,
_________________________________
where the big news continues
to be Incanta.
_________________________________
Sir Axlerod spoke to the press
earlier today
_________________________________
to answer questions about its safety.
_________________________________
An independent panel of scientists
has determined
_________________________________
that Incanta is completely safe, okay?
_________________________________
Safe. There it is.
_________________________________
So the race will go on, folks.
_________________________________
But the question everyone is asking:
_________________________________
will the real Wendy Darling
show up today?
_________________________________
BRENT: She'd better. Talk about
a home track advantage.
_________________________________
Fionnoula O'Callaghan grew up
touring on this course.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
in first position, Number One, Fionnoula!
_________________________________
Alainn! Thank you for your support!
_________________________________
And your big mistake, Wendy!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: In second position,
_________________________________
number ninety-five,
Wendy Moira Angela Darling!
_________________________________
Wendy, is everything okay?
_________________________________
If you're worried about your dust,
dude, don't. It's perfectly safe.
_________________________________
No, guys, I just really wish
Peter were here.
_________________________________
Fionnoula understands, Wendy.
_________________________________
Oh, great, here it comes.
_________________________________
What do you got, Fionnoula?
_________________________________
For famous tourists like
Fionnoula and, well, you,
_________________________________
to be far away from home is not easy.
_________________________________
I think you forgot the insulting
part of that insult.
_________________________________
Is no insult.
_________________________________
When Fionnoula is away from home,
she misses her muma,
_________________________________
just like you miss
your sparrowman friend.
_________________________________
Gee, I maybe misjudged you,
because that's exactly...
_________________________________
Of course, I am at home,
and my muma is right here.
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Muma, Wendy is very sad.
_________________________________
I will beat her cry-baby bottom today!
_________________________________
And there's the insult we were missing.
_________________________________
BRENT: Tabby, the tourists
are settling in as they head
_________________________________
to the Irish countryside.
_________________________________
TABBY: Whoo, boy!
_________________________________
This is gonna be a great race.
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
WALTER: Well, well, well.
_________________________________
What's he up to?
_________________________________
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
_________________________________
I need this review
to go into Friday's paper.
_________________________________
Super positive. Five stars.
_________________________________
I won't be paid off for a review.
I'm a journalist.
_________________________________
I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?
_________________________________
-(STATUE BREAKING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
-What was that?
-Rats.
_________________________________
Who cares?
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Hand these tickets out to
anyone who will take one.
_________________________________
In fact, you may have to actually
pay people to come.
_________________________________
It's the Muppets. It's not gonna be easy.
_________________________________
Last time they were here,
they sold eight tickets.
_________________________________
I'm a theater manager,
_________________________________
-not a miracle worker.
-Mmm. Oh.
_________________________________
And I want a standing ovation.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Where does he keep all those suitcases?
_________________________________
(MUNCHING)
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
_________________________________
What's Kermit doing
on the cover of this newspaper?
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(PANTING) Oh! Ow!
_________________________________
Dominic's the bad guy!
Dominic's the bad guy!
_________________________________
-Fozzie!
-Mmm?
_________________________________
Dominic's the reason
we've been selling out our shows!
_________________________________
He's been giving away tickets
_________________________________
and bribing journalists
to write great reviews!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Why didn't
we ever think of doing that?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
I mean, that's terrible!
_________________________________
The question is, why?
_________________________________
And could it have anything to do with
_________________________________
why Kermit's been acting
so weird lately?
_________________________________
Hey, wanna see something funny?
_________________________________
Yes, Constantine,
the world's most dangerous frog.
_________________________________
Fozzie, what does he have to do
with what I just told you?
_________________________________
Nothing, but check this out.
_________________________________
A-ha!
_________________________________
Oh, look, it's Kermit.
_________________________________
FOZZIE: A-ha!
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
What did you do with Kermit?
_________________________________
(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Fozzie...
_________________________________
What if Kermit has been replaced
by this Constantine guy?
_________________________________
(BULB BUZZES)
_________________________________
Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!
_________________________________
Wouldn't we?
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
Kermit?
_________________________________
Are... Are you there?
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Kermit?
_________________________________
Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.
_________________________________
-Wait!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
We should look around.
_________________________________
(TICKING)
_________________________________
Huh. Kermit's got a big bomb collection.
_________________________________
Looks like he's planning
some sort of comedy heist bit.
_________________________________
I hope not. Those never work.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
WALTER: What's that?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
What, what, what? What?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-We got to get out of here!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Not so fast.
_________________________________
Where's Kermit?
_________________________________
What do you want?
_________________________________
You have wocka-ed
your last wocka, bear.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Bad frog!
-FOZZIE: Animal!
_________________________________
-Oh, good boy!
-Great job!
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CONSTANTINE GROANS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
Quick! The freight train!
_________________________________
Go, go, go!
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
We got to go back! Warn the others!
_________________________________
I tried. They didn't believe me.
_________________________________
It's our word against his and,
well, he's fooled them all.
_________________________________
Should we go to the police?
_________________________________
We don't have any evidence!
_________________________________
(SIGHING) I feel terrible.
_________________________________
I'm the one who talked Kermit
into doing this tour in the first place.
_________________________________
I wish Kermit was here!
_________________________________
He would know what to do.
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
There's only one guy
in this world who can save us.
_________________________________
Only one frog who can restore order,
_________________________________
bring justice,
and set things right!
_________________________________
You are talking about Kermit, right?
_________________________________
Yes, Fozzie. Kermit.
_________________________________
(HORNS TOOT)
_________________________________
Gremlins. Man,
those are some ugly fairies.
_________________________________
Look like someone stole their trunks.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GAELIC)
_________________________________
My grandfather has a broken down.
_________________________________
If one of you would help,
I would be so thankful.
_________________________________
Sounds like you need
some roadside assistance.
_________________________________
-He was talking to me.
-Really? Prove it.
_________________________________
Don't fight over me.
_________________________________
Mr. Sparrowman, per favore.
_________________________________
Get ready, Peter.
You're on any moment now.
_________________________________
I don't know about this.
What if I screw things up?
_________________________________
FINN: Impossible.
_________________________________
Just apply the same level of dedication
_________________________________
you've been using to play the idiot
sparrowman, and you'll be fine.
_________________________________
It's just that them
guys look pretty tough and...
_________________________________
Wait, did you say "idiot"?
_________________________________
-Is that how you see me?
-FINN: That's how everyone sees you.
_________________________________
Isn't that the idea?
_________________________________
I tell you, that's the genius of it.
_________________________________
No one realizes they're being fooled
_________________________________
because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.
_________________________________
Brilliant!
_________________________________
-Why aren't you in disguise?
-I er...
_________________________________
-Come on! There's no time! Go!
-Okay. Okay.
_________________________________
-Computer, disguise!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
-(HORN TOOTS)
-It's the boss. He's coming.
_________________________________
Ivan.
_________________________________
Oh, er...
_________________________________
Ivan, why do you insult me so
by making me wait here?
_________________________________
He's in.
_________________________________
BRENT: The tourists are now
making their way around the hairpin
_________________________________
and headed downhill toward
the casino bridge.
_________________________________
Anyone see you?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
I can't believe we're doing this!
_________________________________
So, did you bring it?
_________________________________
Yes. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Watch the branch.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Careful. More to the right.
_________________________________
For the record, we shouldn't be doing
this. Whatever it is we're doing.
_________________________________
As ordered. One big block of ice.
_________________________________
Courtesy of our resident glacier fairy.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
So, what do you think?
_________________________________
It's perfect!
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Uh, are you sure she's
not luring you into a trap?
_________________________________
Oh! It's one of those...
_________________________________
Things we shouldn't be doing?
_________________________________
It's a snowmaker!
_________________________________
It makes snow!
_________________________________
Yep, this is your ticket
to the warm side of Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Wait a second.
_________________________________
This is crazy! You don't even
know if this thing works!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Oh, it works, all right.
_________________________________
Aye, we made it ourselves.
_________________________________
Of course you did. Just walk away.
_________________________________
How does it work?
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
Pull.
_________________________________
Move this around here.
_________________________________
You might want to step
aside for this part.
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
SLED: Ha! They're serious.
_________________________________
(GASPING) Snow!
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
You did it! You actually did it!
_________________________________
Ooh! It's cold.
_________________________________
So?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Go, go on.
_________________________________
Live it, man.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
CLANK: Welcome, Miss Winkle.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
All righty! Your tour begins with
the Autumn Forest.
_________________________________
Next it's a quick stop in
Springtime Square.
_________________________________
and finally, the Pixie Dust Tree...
_________________________________
which, as you know,
makes all show life possible.
_________________________________
Aye, that's where you'll be meeting
her majestiness, the queen.
_________________________________
The queen?
_________________________________
They're going to see the queen!
_________________________________
She's very wise.
_________________________________
And if we tell her we're sisters,
_________________________________
she'll change Lord Milori's rule.
_________________________________
That is so exciting!
_________________________________
Say hi for me, or curtsy,
or whatever it is you do.
_________________________________
-Sure.
-And bring me back an acorn. A big one!
_________________________________
-After you.
-Thank you.
_________________________________
Bye!
_________________________________
(SQUEALS) I can't believe
I'm going to get an acorn!
_________________________________
Finally! That is so exciting!
_________________________________
(TWITTERS)
_________________________________
-(UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING ON PIANO)
-Turn, turn, out, in, jump, step,
_________________________________
kick, kick, leap, kick, touch.
_________________________________
Got it? From the top.
_________________________________
A-five, six, seven, eight.
_________________________________
ALL: ♪ God, I hope I get it
_________________________________
♪ I hope I get it
_________________________________
-♪ How many people does he need?
-♪ How many people does he need?
_________________________________
♪ God, I hope I get it
_________________________________
♪ I hope I get it
_________________________________
♪ How many boys, how many girls?
_________________________________
♪ How many boys, how many?
_________________________________
♪ Look at all the people
_________________________________
♪ At all the people
_________________________________
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
♪ How many people does he need?
_________________________________
♪ How many boys, how many girls?
_________________________________
♪ How many people does he...
_________________________________
DANNY TREJO: ♪ I really need this job
_________________________________
♪ Please, God, I need this job
_________________________________
♪ I've got to get this job
_________________________________
Good!
_________________________________
Great!
_________________________________
That's it, guys, that's it!
_________________________________
That's good, guys! Come on!
And hit it hard!
_________________________________
♪ I really need this job
_________________________________
♪ Please, God, I need this job
_________________________________
♪ I've got to get this job ♪
_________________________________
Okay. All right. Yes.
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Uh, Nadya?
_________________________________
I think perhaps we should, perhaps,
_________________________________
keep it prisoners only.
_________________________________
Of course. I just love Broadway.
_________________________________
But you are right, Kermit, as ever.
_________________________________
Okay. Thank you.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Okay, fellas, listen up.
Here's who made the cut.
_________________________________
Sergei! King! That's you.
_________________________________
You are always right,
my beautiful amphibian prince.
_________________________________
I will never let you go.
_________________________________
No more bets, please.
_________________________________
Come on, fuzzy dice!
_________________________________
-Number four. Easy four.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-Air freshener. Antenna balls.
-Spark-a plugs.
_________________________________
This place looks like
it's made outta pot of gold!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: That's because it is.
Now, be careful what you say.
_________________________________
PETER: Why is that?
_________________________________
What do you mean, "Don't talk to you"?
_________________________________
You want me to stop
talking to you right now?
_________________________________
You are acting strange today, Ivan.
_________________________________
I have no idea what you're talking about,
_________________________________
"Alexander Hugo, aka Chop Shop Alex."
_________________________________
You got a lot of aka's, Alex.
_________________________________
But that makes sense, seeing how
you is wanted in France, Germany...
_________________________________
Peter, stop it!
_________________________________
Okay, okay, keep your voice down!
_________________________________
You gonna make me arrested!
_________________________________
Don't mess with Ivan today.
He's in a bad mood.
_________________________________
He's so good!
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Wow.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: ♪ Just when we thought life couldn't get much better
_________________________________
♪ A wish we never knew we made came true
_________________________________
♪ Worlds that were apart have come together
_________________________________
-ROSETTA: There she is!
-She's so wintery.
_________________________________
♪ We'll be friends no matter what the weather
_________________________________
This is so exciting!
_________________________________
Wait for the signal.
_________________________________
♪ Wait until you see the wondrous things that we can do here with you
_________________________________
That's it. Operation Periwinkle in effect.
_________________________________
♪ We're on your side
_________________________________
♪ We're on your side
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
♪ And together we're facing the world
_________________________________
♪ Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________
♪ And the great divide
_________________________________
♪ Doesn't seem so wide ♪
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Butterflies!
_________________________________
FAIRIES: Surprise!
_________________________________
Oh! Your friends did all this?
_________________________________
They wanted to surprise you.
_________________________________
Everyone, this is Periwinkle, my sister.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: This is so exciting.
_________________________________
-Oh, wow!
-Can you believe it?
_________________________________
Hello. It is nice to meet you.
_________________________________
I am Rosetta. This is...
_________________________________
She's a Winter Fairy.
She's not from the moon.
_________________________________
Oh, right. I know, I know.
I'm just so excited!
_________________________________
It's great to meet all of you.
_________________________________
This is so remarkable!
You two are sisters!
_________________________________
Yeah. A little fairy-to-fairy advice.
_________________________________
Tink can be tricky
to get along with at times.
_________________________________
Yeah. Look who's talking.
_________________________________
We can't believe you're over here!
_________________________________
So... Are you cold enough?
_________________________________
Yeah. It's perfect.
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
ALL: Aw!
_________________________________
-Victor!
-Hey, Victor!
_________________________________
-There you are!
-Come in!
_________________________________
Victor Hugo, I'm J. Curby Gremlin.
From Detroit.
_________________________________
It's good to see you.
_________________________________
-Is the big boss here yet?
-No, not yet.
_________________________________
He's supposed to be here any minute.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
Here we go.
_________________________________
-Guten Tag.
-It's just the professor.
_________________________________
Zündapp! When is he coming?
_________________________________
He's already here.
_________________________________
(DISGUISED VOICE)
Welcome, everyone.
_________________________________
I wish I could be with you
on this very special day,
_________________________________
but my clutch assembly broke.
_________________________________
-You know how it is.
-Forget about it.
_________________________________
We know how you feel.
_________________________________
Oh, I nearly forgot.
_________________________________
This is for you.
It's called a periwinkle. Also.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
I'll keep it forever.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
Look at that!
_________________________________
It's frost.
_________________________________
She and her friends practice in
the Frost Forest. You should see it!
_________________________________
Oh, you should see Tink on ice skates.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) She's a natural.
_________________________________
It's only because you had that lost thing.
_________________________________
-Uh, she collects lost things, too?
-BOTH: Yeah!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: You guys are so alike.
_________________________________
-Descramble that voice.
-I'm trying.
_________________________________
Oh, it's too sophisticated.
_________________________________
We are here to celebrate.
_________________________________
Today, all your hard work pays off.
_________________________________
The world turned their backs
on fairies like us.
_________________________________
They stopped manufacturing us,
stopped making our parts.
_________________________________
The only thing they haven't
stopped doing is laughing at us.
_________________________________
They've called us terrible names:
jalopy, rust bucket, heap,
_________________________________
clunker, junker, beater,
wreck, rattletrap,
_________________________________
lemon.
_________________________________
But their insults just give us strength.
_________________________________
Because today, my friends, that all ends!
_________________________________
TABBY: There's smoke
on the casino bridge!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian race fairy!
_________________________________
What just happened?
_________________________________
I'm working out it.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
They laughed at us, but now it's
our turn to laugh back.
_________________________________
DAVID: Another crash!
It's number nine, Nigel Gearsley.
_________________________________
Embrace your inner lemon.
_________________________________
Let it fly you.
_________________________________
I'm detecting an extremely
strong electromagnetic pulse.
_________________________________
Finn, it's the camera.
_________________________________
-Where?
-On the tower!
_________________________________
LEMON KINGPIN: This was meant to
be alternative dust's greatest moment.
_________________________________
But after today, everyone will
fly back to gasoline.
_________________________________
And we, the owners of the world's
largest untapped pixie dust reserve
_________________________________
will become the most powerful
fairies in the world!
_________________________________
Get out of the way!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GAELIC)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN GAELIC)
_________________________________
They will come to us, and they will have
no choice, because they will need us.
_________________________________
Huh? Whoa!
_________________________________
We figured you might stop by!
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
Even our wings are identical.
That's why they sparkled.
_________________________________
-Let's show them.
-I don't feel so...
_________________________________
Oh! Periwinkle!
_________________________________
FAWN: Is she all right?
_________________________________
I think she's getting a little too hot.
_________________________________
My wings... I can't feel them.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
I think they're too warm.
_________________________________
Oh, the snowmaker!
_________________________________
It's running out of ice!
_________________________________
We have to get her back to the border!
_________________________________
Tink, what about the queen?
_________________________________
There's no time.
_________________________________
Clank, grab some ice.
We'll wrap her wings.
_________________________________
LEMON KINGPIN:
And they will finally respect us!
_________________________________
So hold your hands high!
_________________________________
After today, you will never again
be ashamed of who you are!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Long live lemons!
_________________________________
BRENT: Number seven is loose!
Shu Todoroki!
_________________________________
Finn?
_________________________________
Be careful. Gentle. Easy.
_________________________________
Okay. Let's go. Hurry!
_________________________________
CLANK: All together. All together.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: All together.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Hurry!
_________________________________
We can do this!
_________________________________
(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________
Hurry!
_________________________________
Go, go, go!
_________________________________
Hold on. We're almost there.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Hurry! It's nearly out of ice!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Not much further.
_________________________________
Don't worry. We're almost there.
_________________________________
We're going to make it.
We're going to make it!
_________________________________
Let me help you.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
BRENT: Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!
_________________________________
Wendy's the winner!
Fionnoula's second!
_________________________________
They have no idea what
happened behind them.
_________________________________
This is impossible!
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about! Ka-chow!
_________________________________
-(SIRENS BLARE)
-What happened?
_________________________________
-Where are all the other fairies?
-What is going on?
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Please, can you help her?
_________________________________
Tink.
_________________________________
Gently. Lift your wings.
Let the cold surround them.
_________________________________
You're okay. Your wings are okay.
_________________________________
Yeah. Yeah.
_________________________________
This is why we do not cross the border.
_________________________________
No, it could've worked!
We just needed a bigger piece of ice!
_________________________________
And when that was gone?
Your wings could have broken.
_________________________________
But they didn't. I'm fine. Thanks to them.
_________________________________
The rule is there to protect you.
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
You two may never see
each other again.
_________________________________
Oh, please don't do this.
We belong together.
_________________________________
We're sisters.
_________________________________
We were born of the same laugh.
_________________________________
All the more reason you should
want to keep each other safe.
_________________________________
Return home.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
Come on, Tink. Let's go home.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Lord Milori,
your rule will not keep us apart.
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
This is not Lord Milori's rule. It's mine.
_________________________________
Queen Clarion?
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Sir Axlerod, is the final leg in London
still going to take place?
_________________________________
I suppose that...
_________________________________
(SIGHS) The show
must go on, as they say.
_________________________________
I can't believe this is really happening!
_________________________________
Quiet!
_________________________________
Will you require all the tourists
to still run on Incanta?
_________________________________
I cannot, in good conscience, continue
to risk the lives of any more tourists.
_________________________________
The final race will not be run on Incanta.
_________________________________
There you have it, a clearly
devastated Sir Miles Axlerod
_________________________________
announcing that he will not require the
fairies to use Incanta for the final leg.
_________________________________
A toast!
_________________________________
To the death of Incanta
and alternative pixie dust forever!
_________________________________
Peter, abort the mission.
_________________________________
They've got Finn. Get out of there.
Get out of there right now.
_________________________________
How is your grandfather?
_________________________________
(CHANTING) Long live lemons!
_________________________________
Isn't this a great party, Ivan, huh?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, it's unbelievable.
_________________________________
You are not leaving, are you?
_________________________________
Uh...of course I ain't leaving.
_________________________________
-WENDY ON TV: I'm just in shock...
-Wendy?
_________________________________
Crashes are a part of racing, I know,
_________________________________
but something like that
should never happen.
_________________________________
TABBY: You can choose the dust
for your final race. What it'll be?
_________________________________
-Incanta.
-(ASTONISHED GASPS)
_________________________________
TABBY: After today?
_________________________________
My friend Blanko says it's safe.
That's good enough for me.
_________________________________
I didn't stand by
a friend of mine recently.
_________________________________
I'm not gonna make the
same mistake twice.
_________________________________
So a surprising revelation
from Wendy Darling.
_________________________________
She will use Incanta for the final
race, despite what occurred today.
_________________________________
-..till Wendy Darling is dead.
-Of course.
_________________________________
Incanta must be finished for good.
_________________________________
Wendy cannot win the last race.
_________________________________
Wendy Darling must be killed!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
It's the American spy!
_________________________________
Jingles!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Gatling gun.
Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
ZÜNDAPP: Down! Everybody, down!
_________________________________
-Shoot! I didn't mean...
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait!
_________________________________
I didn't mean that kind of shoot!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Correction acknowledged.
Deploying chute.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Wendy!
_________________________________
Whoa! What's this?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Wendy! Wendy!
_________________________________
Waagh!
_________________________________
Let me through! Let me through!
_________________________________
Let me in! I got to get
through to warn Wendy!
_________________________________
You cannot come through here!
Back up.
_________________________________
We have a lunatic at gate 9.
_________________________________
I was disguised as a sparrowman
to infiltrate this lemonhead meeting
_________________________________
and my weapons system's done
misinterpreted what I'm saying!
_________________________________
-Lunatic at gate 9.
-Wendy! Wendy!
_________________________________
-You are the champion!
-This way, laddie.
_________________________________
-PETER: Wendy!
-Peter?
_________________________________
-PETER: Wendy.
-Give us a pose!
_________________________________
-Wendy!
-Stop moving. Stop!
_________________________________
Where you going?
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
-Wendy!
-That really sounded like...
_________________________________
Peter Pan!
_________________________________
-Peter?
-Laddie?
_________________________________
PETER: Wendy!
They're gonna kill you!
_________________________________
WENDY: Peter!
_________________________________
Excuse me.
_________________________________
No, where are you going?
_________________________________
Excuse me. Peter!
_________________________________
-Wendy!
-Excuse me.
_________________________________
Peter! Peter!
_________________________________
Peter, I'm so glad to see you.
_________________________________
Wendy Darling! I am a huge fan.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, I thought I heard...
_________________________________
That was me. I said, "You killed
out there today. You're the best."
_________________________________
-What? I mean, thanks.
-Right this way, laddie.
_________________________________
I really thought I heard my friend.
_________________________________
In England, you'll be finished!
At the finish line.
_________________________________
-Wait, what?
-The press is waiting.
_________________________________
Come with me, please.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRIES)
_________________________________
Let me go!
_________________________________
You actually care about that race fairy.
_________________________________
A pity you didn't warn him in time.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You should get deeper into the cold.
_________________________________
Back to the north side of the mountain.
_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(URGES OWL)
_________________________________
PETER: "Idiot"?
Is that how you see me?
_________________________________
FINN: That's how everyone sees you.
I tell you, that's the genius of it.
_________________________________
No one realizes they're being fooled
_________________________________
because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.
_________________________________
At the fool... (ECHOES)
_________________________________
Excuse me!
_________________________________
(IN NORWEGIAN)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
You done good. You got all the leaves.
_________________________________
-Check out that sparrowman.
-I wonder who that guy's with.
_________________________________
Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
_________________________________
Now that's scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
Aargh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Somebody get me water!
Oh, sweet relief.
_________________________________
Peter!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
But I never leak dust. Never.
_________________________________
Get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
I didn't screw you up, did I?
_________________________________
-I lost the race because of you!
-Maybe if I talked to somebody...
_________________________________
I don't need you help!
_________________________________
I don't want you help.
_________________________________
Your help... (ECHOES)
_________________________________
Bang the gong. Get it on!
_________________________________
WENDY: Listen,
this isn't Never Land.
_________________________________
This is exactly why I don't bring
you along to these things!
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMES)
_________________________________
Holley! Finn! Where are we?
_________________________________
We're in London, Peter, inside Big Ben.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, this... This is all my fault.
_________________________________
Don't be a fool, Peter.
_________________________________
But I am, remember? You said so.
_________________________________
When did I... Oh.
_________________________________
Peter, I was complimenting you
on what a good spy you are.
_________________________________
I'm not a spy! (ECHOES)
_________________________________
I've been trying to tell you
that the whole time.
_________________________________
I really am just a sparrowman.
_________________________________
Finn, he's not joking.
_________________________________
-I know.
-You were right, Finn.
_________________________________
I'm a fool.
_________________________________
And what's happened to Wendy
is 'cause I'm such a big one.
_________________________________
This is all my fault.
_________________________________
-Good. You're up.
-And just in time.
_________________________________
Professor Z wanted you to
have a front-row seat,
_________________________________
for the death of
Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
_________________________________
-She's still alive?
-Not for much longer.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
DEWEY: Speaking of sparkling,
we can conclude...
_________________________________
that it spreads in a spiral and
circles the center.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
LORD MILORI: Peri?
_________________________________
Queen Clarion... Why?
_________________________________
Tinker Bell...
_________________________________
Long ago,
_________________________________
when Pixie Hollow was very young...
_________________________________
two fairies met and fell in love.
_________________________________
One of them was a Winter Fairy...
_________________________________
...and the other was from
the warm seasons.
_________________________________
The two fairies were enchanted
with each other...
_________________________________
and every sunset,
they met at the border...
_________________________________
...where Spring touches Winter.
_________________________________
But as their love grew stronger,
they wished to be together...
_________________________________
...and share each other's worlds.
_________________________________
So they disregarded the danger
and crossed.
_________________________________
One of them broke a wing.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
For which there is no cure.
_________________________________
From that day forward,
Queen Clarion decreed
_________________________________
that fairies must never again
cross the border.
_________________________________
And I agreed that our two worlds
should forever remain apart.
_________________________________
And the two fairies?
_________________________________
What happened to them?
_________________________________
They had to say goodbye.
_________________________________
This is better.
_________________________________
Oh... What's wrong? You only ever
knit when you're stressed.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: The bear,
_________________________________
the little guy and their dog,
they are onto us.
_________________________________
They got away.
_________________________________
How are we gonna spin this?
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Comrades,
I'm afraid I have bad news.
_________________________________
Walter and Fonzie
have quit the Muppets.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
_________________________________
You can quit the Muppets?
_________________________________
Wait a second.
Walter quit the Muppets?
_________________________________
We just did a whole movie
where he joined the Muppets.
_________________________________
And I like totally cried
when he joined the Muppets.
_________________________________
Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it.
_________________________________
RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
_________________________________
Maybe even at the expense of other
long-standing, beloved Muppets.
_________________________________
Come on, Robin.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Coming.
_________________________________
Well, as the old saying goes...
_________________________________
The show must continue,
_________________________________
-in a timely fashion.
-GONZO: Wait.
_________________________________
Fozzie and Walter are part of our family.
_________________________________
We can't let them go without a fight.
_________________________________
Right, Kermit?
_________________________________
I know this is hard, Gonzo.
_________________________________
Walter and Fonzie were my best friends.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
_________________________________
Are you sure you're okay?
_________________________________
Yes, I'm fine, pig.
_________________________________
The important thing is you
and I are together.
_________________________________
I could never lose you.
_________________________________
You complete me.
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
_________________________________
This is gonna be fantastic.
We should be celebrating!
_________________________________
Yes. Remember,
I can give you what you want.
_________________________________
-Yeah?
-Yeah, right.
_________________________________
-I'll keep that in mind.
-Say, has anyone seen Animal?
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Does anybody else feel like
we're traveling in circles?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
There it is!
_________________________________
Finally!
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
ALL: ♪ Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
_________________________________
♪ Kiss me on the cheek And I'll show you
_________________________________
♪ All the moves like Jagger
_________________________________
♪ I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the...
_________________________________
Do you have evidence
to frame the bear?
_________________________________
Excellent.
_________________________________
Where are the guards?
_________________________________
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Stay here.
_________________________________
-I'm going to check on the vault.
-Oui.
_________________________________
-(JACKHAMMERING)
-Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
Stop it!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
_________________________________
Of course. Now grab it.
_________________________________
SAM THE EAGLE: Shawn.
_________________________________
Someone's coming. Abort!
_________________________________
I think I just saw something.
It's headed back towards the theater!
_________________________________
♪ Near, far
_________________________________
♪ Wherever you are...
_________________________________
-That was close. -Too close.
_________________________________
We need to move to final
phase three. "Wedding."
_________________________________
♪ You're here
_________________________________
Hey, Kermit, you can't go out there.
It's Piggy's Celine Dion number.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
♪ And I know that my heart will...
_________________________________
Did you see anything?
_________________________________
Not a thing. It is my lunch hour.
_________________________________
It lasts six hours.
_________________________________
Excuse me.
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen!
_________________________________
I have an announcement!
_________________________________
-What?
-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: Kermit,
_________________________________
I'm in the middle of a song here!
_________________________________
Miss Piggy.
_________________________________
I have very important question for you.
_________________________________
Yeah? What are you doing?
_________________________________
-(SNORING)
-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
Do you wish to become Mrs. Piggy?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Or rather, Mrs. The Frog?
_________________________________
Aw.
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie, I thought you'd never ask.
I really thought you'd never ask!
_________________________________
So?
_________________________________
What do you say?
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) It's beautiful.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes!
_________________________________
I can't believe this! After all this time,
_________________________________
it was finally just so easy!
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
That's right, folks,
it's the Muppet wedding
_________________________________
the world has been waiting for.
_________________________________
We're putting our tour on hold...
_________________________________
ALL: What?
_________________________________
...to be married in two days' time
_________________________________
at the world's most romantic location,
_________________________________
-the Tower of London.
-(MISS PIGGY GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Here's a Muppet newsflash.
_________________________________
The years of waiting are over.
_________________________________
The biggest "Will they,
won't they?" of all times
_________________________________
has been answered with a firm,
"They will."
_________________________________
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
are to be married!
_________________________________
That's right, folks.
_________________________________
They're finally tying the knot.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Well, at least they
didn't get the pot of gold.
_________________________________
No, they did not.
_________________________________
I have never been to a
more ridiculous crime scene.
_________________________________
(JEAN PIERRE GASPS)
_________________________________
The comedian bear, he was here.
_________________________________
SAM THE EAGLE: The Lemur.
He, too, was here.
_________________________________
Could the comedian bear and the
Lemur be one and the same?
_________________________________
The comedian bear is the Lemur.
_________________________________
That is brilliant.
_________________________________
But why would he steal a
bunch of old bones?
_________________________________
The bones apparently belonged
to one Colonel Thomas Blood.
_________________________________
He was the only man to ever nearly
steal the Crown Jewels of England.
_________________________________
Wait! Where did the frog
say he was getting married?
_________________________________
The Tower of London.
_________________________________
BOTH: The comedian bear
is planning on stealing...
_________________________________
-The Tower of London!
-The Crown Jewels!
_________________________________
The Crown Jewels.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Sir, where would you like the flowers?
_________________________________
Who cares?
_________________________________
Hey, chief.
_________________________________
Hi-lo.
_________________________________
We've all been thinking, and...
_________________________________
Well, after you and
Miss Piggy get married
_________________________________
what's gonna happen to the tour?
_________________________________
And to us?
_________________________________
Well, now you guys have all
the freedom you want.
_________________________________
You don't need me.
_________________________________
I'm done with Muppets.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
But, hey, it's been a good run, right?
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Good luck.
_________________________________
FLOYD: Kermit!
_________________________________
Did he just say what I thought he said?
_________________________________
What are we gonna do without Kermit?
_________________________________
The only thing we can do.
_________________________________
Pack up, go to the wedding,
and head back home.
_________________________________
Oh, Foo Foo, it's always been a fight.
_________________________________
But this is so easy,
it just doesn't feel right.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
♪ This is my dream come true
_________________________________
♪ The day has come for us to say "I do"
_________________________________
♪ There's nowhere else I'd rather be
_________________________________
♪ Nothing in the world means more to me than you
_________________________________
♪ I've waited so patiently
_________________________________
♪ I knew you were the only frog for me
_________________________________
♪ Always knew this day would come
_________________________________
♪ It's written in the stars It's destiny
_________________________________
♪ So how can something so right
_________________________________
♪ Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________
♪ After all we've been through
_________________________________
♪ Why do I feel I don't know you?
_________________________________
♪ We'll settle down and start a family
_________________________________
♪ Have a mini you and a mini me
_________________________________
♪ A little pink frog and a little green piggy
_________________________________
♪ They'll learn to say hello and say goodbye
_________________________________
♪ We'll grow grey and old
_________________________________
♪ And live the quiet life
_________________________________
♪ Just you and I
_________________________________
♪ Hand in hand we'll stay together
_________________________________
Hey. Look at that sky.
_________________________________
♪ Forever and ever
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
♪ So how can something so right
_________________________________
♪ Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________
♪ After all we've been through
_________________________________
♪ Why do I feel I don't know you?
_________________________________
♪ How can something so right feel so wrong inside?
_________________________________
♪ How can something so good leave me feeling so bad?
_________________________________
♪ How can my dreams coming true
_________________________________
♪ Leave me lonely and blue?
_________________________________
♪ How come the happiest day of my life is so sad?
_________________________________
♪ How can I feel the high when I feel so low?
_________________________________
♪ After all we've been through after coming so far
_________________________________
♪ Is this my destiny?
_________________________________
♪ Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
_________________________________
♪ Where is the love that's written
_________________________________
♪ In the stars?
_________________________________
♪ How can something so right
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
♪ Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________
♪ Hey-hey-hey
_________________________________
♪ After all we've been through
_________________________________
♪ Why do I feel I don't
_________________________________
♪ Know you? ♪
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Look, Sven, the sky is awake.
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
-Are you cold?
-A little.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
_________________________________
Wait. Come here.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Ooh. (SIGHS)
_________________________________
So, uh, about my friends. Well...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I say "friends"...
_________________________________
They're more like family.
_________________________________
Anyway, when I was a kid,
it was just me and Sven.
_________________________________
Until they, you know, kinda took us in.
_________________________________
-They did?
-Yeah.
_________________________________
I don't want to scare you.
_________________________________
They can be a little
inappropriate and loud.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Very loud.
_________________________________
They are also stubborn at times,
and a little overbearing.
_________________________________
And heavy. Really, really, heavy.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) But you'll get it.
_________________________________
They mean well.
_________________________________
Kristoff, they sound wonderful.
_________________________________
Okay, then.
_________________________________
-(OLAF GRUNTS)
-Meet my family.
_________________________________
Hey, guys.
_________________________________
They're rocks.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: You are
a sight for sore eyes.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) He's crazy.
_________________________________
Rocko's looking sharp, as usual.
_________________________________
Clay, whoa... I don't even recognize you.
_________________________________
You lost so much weight.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS)
I'll distract him while you run.
_________________________________
(IN LOUD VOICE) Hi, Sven's family!
_________________________________
It's nice to meet you.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Because I love you,
Anna, I insist you run.
_________________________________
(IN LOUD VOICE) I understand
you're love experts. Ooh!
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Why aren't you running?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go.
_________________________________
-OLAF: Go.
-No, no, no. Anna, wait.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Kristoff! (GASPING)
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Kristoff's home!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
-TROLL 1: Kristoff's here!
-Kristoff's home!
_________________________________
-Wait, "Kristoff"?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Ah, let me look at you.
_________________________________
Take off your clothes, I wash them.
_________________________________
No! No, I'm going to keep my clothes on.
_________________________________
Look, it's great to see you all,
but where's Grandpabbie?
_________________________________
TROLL KID: He's napping.
_________________________________
But look, I grew a mushroom.
_________________________________
-I...
-I earned my fire crystal.
_________________________________
I passed a kidney stone.
_________________________________
Kristoff, pick me up.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) You're getting big.
_________________________________
Good for you.
_________________________________
Trolls. They're trolls!
_________________________________
He's brought a girl!
_________________________________
ALL: (CHEERING) A girl!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-TROLL 2: Is that a real girl?
_________________________________
TROLL 3: She's like a little cupcake.
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
I've learned to just roll with it.
_________________________________
Let me see. Bright eyes, working nose,
_________________________________
-strong teeth!
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yes, yes. She'll do nicely for our Kristoff.
_________________________________
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, um, no.
_________________________________
-No. (CHUCKLES)
-You've got the wrong idea.
_________________________________
No. That's not why I brought her here.
_________________________________
Right. We're not... I'm not...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
What's the issue, dear?
_________________________________
Why are you holding back
from such a man?
_________________________________
♪ Is it the clumpy way he walks?
_________________________________
-What?
-♪ Or the grumpy way he talks?
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-♪ Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
_________________________________
♪ Weirdness of his feet?
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Hey!
_________________________________
♪ And though we know he washes well
_________________________________
♪ He always ends up sort of smelly
_________________________________
♪ But you'll never meet a fella
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ Who's as sensitive and sweet
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-That's nice, but...
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
-Whoa, whoa, whoa...
-♪ So, he's got a few flaws
_________________________________
TROLL 1: ♪ Like his peculiar brain, dear
_________________________________
TROLL 2: ♪ His thing with the reindeer
_________________________________
BOTH: ♪ That's a little outside of nature's laws
_________________________________
This is not about me!
_________________________________
♪ So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ But this we're certain of
_________________________________
♪ You can fix this fixer-upper up
_________________________________
-♪ With a little bit of love
-Um...
_________________________________
Can we please
just stop talking about this?
_________________________________
We've got a real, actual problem, here.
_________________________________
I'll say. So, tell me, dear...
_________________________________
♪ Is it the way that he runs scared?
_________________________________
♪ Or that he's socially impaired?
_________________________________
♪ Or that he only likes To tinkle in the woods?
_________________________________
I did not need to know that.
_________________________________
♪ Are you holding back your fondness
_________________________________
♪ Due to his unmanly blondness?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
♪ Or the way he covers up That he's the honest goods?
_________________________________
♪ He's just a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ He's got a couple of bugs
_________________________________
-No, I don't!
-♪ His isolation is confirmation
_________________________________
-♪ Of his desperation for healing hugs
-Aw.
_________________________________
♪ So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ But we know what to do
_________________________________
♪ The way to fix up this fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ Is to fix him up with you
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
Stop it, stop it, stop it! Enough!
_________________________________
She is engaged to someone else, okay?
_________________________________
♪ So, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ That's a minor thing
_________________________________
♪ Her quote "engagement" Is a flex arrangement
_________________________________
♪ And by the way, I don't see no ring
_________________________________
♪ So, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
-Hey! Whoa, watch it!
-♪ Her brain's a bit betwixt
_________________________________
♪ Get the fiancé out of the way
_________________________________
♪ And the whole thing will be fixed
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(ALL VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
♪ We're not saying you can change him
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause people don't really change
_________________________________
♪ We're only saying that love's a force
_________________________________
♪ That's powerful and strange
_________________________________
♪ People make bad choices
_________________________________
♪ If they're mad or scared or stressed
_________________________________
♪ But throw a little love their way
_________________________________
♪ Throw a little love their way
_________________________________
♪ And you'll bring out their best
_________________________________
♪ True love brings out the best
_________________________________
♪ Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ That's what it's all about
_________________________________
-♪ Father!
-♪ Sister!
_________________________________
-♪ Brother!
-♪ We need each other to raise us up
_________________________________
♪ And round us out
_________________________________
♪ Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________
♪ But when push comes to shove
_________________________________
♪ The only fixer-upper fixer
_________________________________
♪ That can fix a fixer-upper is...
_________________________________
♪ True, true
_________________________________
♪ True
_________________________________
♪ Love!
_________________________________
♪ Love, love, love
_________________________________
♪ Love True love
_________________________________
♪ True
_________________________________
Do you, Anna, take Kristoff
to be your trollfully wedded...
_________________________________
-Wait, what?
-You're getting married.
_________________________________
-♪ Love! ♪
-(HYPERVENTILATING)
_________________________________
Anna?
_________________________________
She's as cold as ice.
_________________________________
There is strange magic here.
_________________________________
-Grandpabbie.
-Come, come. Bring her here to me.
_________________________________
Anna, your life is in danger.
_________________________________
There is ice in your heart
put there by your sister.
_________________________________
If not removed,
to solid ice will it freeze, forever.
_________________________________
What? No.
_________________________________
But you can remove it, right?
_________________________________
I cannot.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Kristoff.
_________________________________
If it was her head, that would be easy.
_________________________________
But only an act of true love
can thaw a frozen heart.
_________________________________
An act of true love?
_________________________________
A true love's kiss, perhaps?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
TROLL 1: Something's wrong.
TROLL 2: Are you all right?
_________________________________
Anna, we've got to get you back to Hans.
_________________________________
Hans.
_________________________________
Pull us out, Sven.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Olaf, come on!
_________________________________
-I'm coming!
-(TROLL KIDS GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Let's go kiss Hans!
_________________________________
Who is this Hans?
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
We are here to find Princess Anna.
_________________________________
Be on guard,
but no harm is to come to the queen.
_________________________________
Do you understand?
_________________________________
-SOLDIER 1: Yes, Your Grace.
-(SOLDIERS AGREEING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
The queen.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 2: Go, go! Come on!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 1: There!
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 2: Up there!
_________________________________
Come in!
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 2: We got her.
_________________________________
No. Please.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 2: Go around. Toss it.
_________________________________
Stay away!
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 1: Look out!
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 2: Fire! Fire!
_________________________________
Get her!
_________________________________
(MARSHMALLOW GROWLS)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Come in!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________
SOLDIER: Grab his arm.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
DUKE'S THUG 2: Aim...
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
SOLDIER 1: This way, this way!
_________________________________
SOLDIER 2: Whoa!
_________________________________
Queen Elsa!
_________________________________
Don't be the monster they fear you are.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(ICE TINKLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED WHINING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________
Oh, no. What have... What have I done?
_________________________________
-(DOOR UNLOCKING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Why did you bring me here?
_________________________________
I couldn't just let them kill you.
_________________________________
But I'm a danger to Arendelle.
Get Anna.
_________________________________
Anna has not returned.
_________________________________
If you would just stop the winter.
_________________________________
Bring back summer, please.
_________________________________
Don't you see?
_________________________________
I can't.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You have to tell them to let me go.
_________________________________
I will do what I can.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
-Hey, the show's starting.
-Hmm? Ah, yeah!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
Lady and gentlemen,
_________________________________
good evening and welcome
to the Gulag Annual Revue Show!
_________________________________
Escapo, you're up after the ballet.
_________________________________
Okay... Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Kermit! Kermit! Psst!
_________________________________
-Kermit.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Fozzie. Walter. Animal.
_________________________________
We're here to rescue you.
_________________________________
Yes! And we've got to go right now!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
(MELANCHOLY
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
I can't believe you're here.
It's so good to see you guys!
_________________________________
Kermit, listen.
_________________________________
An evil frog named Constantine,
_________________________________
has taken over the Muppets
and replaced you!
_________________________________
What? Constantine replaced me?
_________________________________
WALTER: Yeah.
_________________________________
And he was working
together with Dominic.
_________________________________
They're planning something terrible,
_________________________________
but we don't know what.
_________________________________
Kermit's back. Let's go.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
How could you not have noticed
that he'd replaced me, Fozzie?
_________________________________
He looked like you
and he talked like you.
_________________________________
Okay, he didn't talk that much
like you, come to think of it.
_________________________________
But he said he had a cold.
_________________________________
Animal know.
_________________________________
-"Animal know"?
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
You mean, all this time,
_________________________________
I've been locked in a Russian gulag,
_________________________________
no one, not one single person
from the Muppets except Animal
_________________________________
noticed I'd been replaced by
an evil criminal mastermind?
_________________________________
It sounds worse than it was.
_________________________________
No. It's as bad as it sounds.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I thought you guys
had forgotten about me.
_________________________________
That you didn't need me anymore.
_________________________________
We'd never forget about you.
_________________________________
We need you more than ever, Kermit.
_________________________________
Good frog.
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKS)
-Late extra! Late extra! Read all about it!
_________________________________
Kermit and Miss Piggy
to be married in London!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
WALTER: What?
ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Piggy?
_________________________________
Piggy's gonna marry the world's
most dangerous frog tomorrow?
_________________________________
Piggy and the gang are in danger!
_________________________________
To London!
_________________________________
ALL: No. Kermit!
_________________________________
(GUNSHOTS)
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm in a gulag.
_________________________________
Sorry about that, Ivan!
_________________________________
It's okay!
_________________________________
No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake.
_________________________________
Right. Thanks for not shooting me!
_________________________________
Sure. No problem...
_________________________________
Hey, nothing personal.
_________________________________
We need to escape, guys. Tonight!
_________________________________
FOZZIE: But how?
_________________________________
-Kermit.
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Do you know where these
prop pickaxes and shovels
_________________________________
are supposed to go in
this big mining number?
_________________________________
-KERMIT: Uh...
-Wait!
_________________________________
(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
_________________________________
I've got it!
_________________________________
KERMIT: And now, folks,
the Great Escapo!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
Oh, no, you don't.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-Nice try, Escapo.
_________________________________
I sure hope this works, Walter.
_________________________________
I have tried a lot of ways to out of here.
_________________________________
This is gonna work, Kermit.
I'll see you on the outside.
_________________________________
Okay!
_________________________________
Gosh, I hope this works.
_________________________________
Oh, thank you, thank you,
everybody. And now,
_________________________________
we're going underground.
_________________________________
Working in the coal mine!
_________________________________
♪ Working in a coal mine
_________________________________
♪ Going down, down, down
_________________________________
♪ Working in a coal mine Whoop! About to slip down
_________________________________
♪ Five o'clock in morning
_________________________________
♪ I'm already up and gone
_________________________________
♪ Lord, I'm so tired
_________________________________
♪ How long can this go on? That I'm a...
_________________________________
♪ Working in a coal mine
_________________________________
♪ Going down, down, down
_________________________________
♪ Working in a coal mine Whoop! About to slip down
_________________________________
♪ Oh, Lord, I'm so tired
_________________________________
♪ Working in a coal mine Going down, down, down
_________________________________
♪ Working in a coal mine
_________________________________
♪ Whoop! About to slip down
_________________________________
-♪ Working
-♪ In a coal mine
_________________________________
-♪ Going
-♪ Down, down, down
_________________________________
-♪ And working
-♪ In a coal mine
_________________________________
-♪ Whoops!
-♪ About to slip down
_________________________________
♪ In a coal mine ♪
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Bravo! Bravo!
-Bravo!
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Kermie!
_________________________________
WALTER: I can't believe that worked!
_________________________________
KERMIT: We did it! Great work, guys!
_________________________________
Now put the pedal to the metal.
We have a wedding to crash!
_________________________________
ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(GROANS) Water? Water!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.
_________________________________
I didn't do this! At least not all of it.
_________________________________
-ELLIE: What's happening?
-We overslept.
_________________________________
We need to move.
_________________________________
What if we're the last creatures left alive?
_________________________________
-We'll have to repopulate the Earth!
-How?
_________________________________
Everyone's either a dude or our brother.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-SID: Oh, hi!
_________________________________
Hey, Manny! Wow. What a night.
_________________________________
You'll never guess what happened to me.
_________________________________
I'm gonna go out on a limb here
and say you were sleepwalking.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no. I was kidnapped
by a tribe of mini-sloths.
_________________________________
-That was gonna be my second guess.
-And they worshipped me!
_________________________________
I mean, sure, they tossed me into a
flaming tar pit, but they worshipped me.
_________________________________
Sid, you were dreaming.
_________________________________
Come on. The water's rising
faster than we're moving.
_________________________________
I'm telling you, I was kidnapped.
I was worshipped and...
_________________________________
Guys! Oh, fine.
_________________________________
Can... Can we slow down a little?
_________________________________
-I'm dying here.
-(VULTURE SCREECHING)
_________________________________
It was just a figure of speech!
_________________________________
They just sit there, watching us.
_________________________________
I wish I knew what they were thinking.
_________________________________
♪ Food, glorious food
_________________________________
♪ We're anxious to try it
_________________________________
♪ Three banquets a day
_________________________________
♪ Our favorite diet
_________________________________
♪ Just picture a fairy steak Fried, roasted or stewed
_________________________________
ALL: ♪ Oh, food, wonderful food
_________________________________
♪ Marvelous food
_________________________________
♪ Glorious food
_________________________________
-♪ Food, glorious food
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-♪ Poached possum served flambe
-(GAGGING)
_________________________________
♪ Broth made from a sloth
_________________________________
ALL: ♪ Or a saber-tooth souffle
_________________________________
♪ Why should we be fated to
_________________________________
♪ Do noting but brood
_________________________________
VULTURES: ♪ On food, magical food
_________________________________
♪ Wonderful food, marvelous food?
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
♪ Food, glorious food
_________________________________
♪ Flesh picked off the dead ones
_________________________________
♪ Rank, rotten, or chewed
_________________________________
♪ Soon, we'll be the fed ones!
_________________________________
♪ Just thinking of putrid meat
_________________________________
♪ Puts us in a mood for
_________________________________
♪ Food, glorious food
_________________________________
-♪ Marvelous food
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
♪ Fabulous food, beautiful food
_________________________________
♪ Magical food,
_________________________________
-ALL: ♪ Glorious food! ♪
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
There. Now you know
what they were thinking.
_________________________________
(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________
SID: ♪ Food, glorious food
_________________________________
MANNY: Sid!
DIEGO: Sid!
_________________________________
What? It's catchy.
_________________________________
We made it.
_________________________________
Yeah, we showed those scary vultures!
_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
There it is.
_________________________________
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-SID: Hey! (WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GLACIER CRACKING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
We raced the water and lost.
_________________________________
Did the scary vulture say
anything about exploding geysers?
_________________________________
There's no escape!
_________________________________
You're going to be boiled alive!
_________________________________
It will be an instant of pain
that feels like an...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
Now, that's a visual aid!
_________________________________
Crash, I'm too young to die!
_________________________________
Actually, we have really short life spans,
_________________________________
so you're kinda due.
_________________________________
Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam.
_________________________________
How bad could it be?
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
I just did something involuntary,
and messy.
_________________________________
Okay, come on.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-Manny, get back!
_________________________________
It's a minefield out there!
_________________________________
There's only one way to go...
Straight through.
_________________________________
Straight through?
_________________________________
We'd like to keep the
fur on our bodies, thank you.
_________________________________
We'll head back and go around.
_________________________________
-That's safer.
-MANNY: No. No.
_________________________________
There's no time.
The dam will burst before we make it.
_________________________________
We'll drown!
_________________________________
ELLIE: If we go through this,
we get blown to bits.
_________________________________
-We go forward.
-We go back!
_________________________________
-Forward!
-Back!
_________________________________
-Forward!
-Back!
_________________________________
-Can I say something?
-BOTH: No!
_________________________________
You are so stubborn and hardheaded!
_________________________________
Well, I guess that proves it.
I am a mammoth!
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
-Fine.
-I don't know.
_________________________________
Drowning sounds
like a much gentler way to go.
_________________________________
Blown to bits sounds so... sudden.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
He's gonna get himself killed!
_________________________________
Manny, wait! Manny!
_________________________________
(SILENT EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________
JAMES' DAD:
Kids, look! The last mammoth!
_________________________________
SID: I just heard you're going extinct.
_________________________________
ELLIE: Bravery is just dumb.
MANNY: You can't be two things!
_________________________________
CRASH: She thinks you're a jerk
and to go away!
_________________________________
BIRD: Where's your big happy family?
MANNY: What if I am a last mammoth?
_________________________________
ELLIE: (ECHOING)
What's wrong with you?
_________________________________
Hey, come on! We gotta go! Now!
_________________________________
(EXPLOSIONS RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hey, guys! Head out from the tree,
pass three geysers,
_________________________________
and then go left.
_________________________________
Ellie! What are you doing up there?
_________________________________
A few of geysers are blowing up.
I can see it from here.
_________________________________
As you said, a mammoth never forgets.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
DIEGO: That way!
_________________________________
Go left! Good!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Now cut right! Awesome!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(DIEGO GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You did it!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
-(BOTH CHEERING)
-(GROUND RUMBLING)
_________________________________
We're okay!
_________________________________
Ellie, go around the corner.
We'll meet you at the boat!
_________________________________
Last one there is a fossil!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
The worst is behind us.
_________________________________
But it's catching up to us quickly.
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF PANTING)
_________________________________
(ANNA EXHALES SHARPLY)
_________________________________
Just hang in there.
_________________________________
Come on, buddy, faster!
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Oh, boy!
_________________________________
Whoa! I'll meet you guys at the castle!
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Stay out of sight, Olaf.
_________________________________
OLAF: I will!
_________________________________
-Hello!
-(WOMAN SCREAMS) It's alive!
_________________________________
It's Princess Anna!
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF PANTING)
_________________________________
(ANNA SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SHIVERING) Are you gonna be okay?
_________________________________
Don't worry about me.
_________________________________
-(DOOR OPENS)
-WOMAN: Anna!
_________________________________
-You had us worried sick.
-My Lady.
_________________________________
Get her warm.
And find Prince Hans, immediately.
_________________________________
We will. Thank you.
_________________________________
Make sure she's safe.
_________________________________
WOMAN: Oh, you poor girl,
you're freezing.
_________________________________
Oh, let's get you inside now
and get you warm.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(SVEN WHINING)
_________________________________
I'm going back out
to look for Princess Anna.
_________________________________
You cannot risk going out there again.
_________________________________
If anything happens to her...
_________________________________
If anything happens to the princess,
you are all Arendelle has left.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-KAI: He's in here.
_________________________________
Prince Hans.
_________________________________
Anna.
_________________________________
You're so cold.
_________________________________
-Hans, you have to kiss me.
-What?
_________________________________
-Now! Now!
-Slow down.
_________________________________
We'll give you two some privacy.
_________________________________
What happened out there?
_________________________________
Elsa struck me with her powers.
_________________________________
You said she would never hurt you.
_________________________________
I was wrong.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Anna.
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
She froze my heart,
_________________________________
and only an act of true love can save me.
_________________________________
A true love's kiss.
_________________________________
Oh, Anna.
_________________________________
If only there was
someone out there who loved you.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
You said you did.
_________________________________
As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom,
_________________________________
I didn't stand a chance.
_________________________________
I knew I would have to marry
into the throne somewhere.
_________________________________
What... What are you talking about?
_________________________________
As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course.
_________________________________
But no one was getting
anywhere with her.
_________________________________
-But you...
-Hans!
_________________________________
You were so desperate for love,
_________________________________
you were willing
to marry me just like that.
_________________________________
I figured after we married,
_________________________________
I would have to stage
a little accident for Elsa.
_________________________________
Hans! (GASPS) No. Stop.
_________________________________
But then, she doomed herself,
_________________________________
and you were dumb enough
to go after her.
_________________________________
-Please.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
All that's left now is to kill Elsa,
and bring back summer.
_________________________________
You're no match for Elsa.
_________________________________
No, you're no match for Elsa.
_________________________________
I, on the other hand,
_________________________________
am the hero who is going to save
Arendelle from destruction.
_________________________________
You won't get away with this.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
I already have.
_________________________________
(DOOR LOCKS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Please, somebody, help.
_________________________________
(SHIVERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Please. Please.
_________________________________
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
DUKE: It's getting colder by the minute.
_________________________________
If we don't do something soon,
we'll all freeze to death.
_________________________________
Prince Hans.
_________________________________
Princess Anna is...
_________________________________
Dead.
_________________________________
-What?
-(SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________
What happened to her?
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
She was killed.
_________________________________
By Queen Elsa.
_________________________________
ALL: (GASP) No!
_________________________________
Her own sister.
_________________________________
At least we got to say our marriage vows
_________________________________
before she died in my arms.
_________________________________
There can be no doubt now.
_________________________________
Queen Elsa is a monster,
and we are all in grave danger.
_________________________________
Prince Hans.
Arendelle looks to you.
_________________________________
With a heavy heart,
_________________________________
I charge Queen Elsa
of Arendelle with treason.
_________________________________
And sentence her to death.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-(STRAINING)
-GUARD 1: Hurry up!
_________________________________
GUARD 2: She's dangerous.
_________________________________
-Move quickly.
-GUARD 3: Careful.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
-It won't open!
-GUARD 1: It's frozen shut.
_________________________________
GUARD 2: Put your back into it!
_________________________________
GUARD 4: Come on! Push!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
We saw the snow.
_________________________________
Queen Clarion, something's wrong!
_________________________________
The temperature,
it seems to be plummeting!
_________________________________
The hibiscus are halfway to hibernation!
_________________________________
Now, now, dignitaries, let's not panic.
_________________________________
Absolutely right.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) Snow!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Heave!
_________________________________
CLANK: Ho!
_________________________________
-Heave!
-Ho!
_________________________________
Put your muscle into it, Clanky!
_________________________________
I'm trying, Bobble!
_________________________________
What happened? How did this get here?
_________________________________
We don't know, Miss Bell,
but it's stuck real good!
_________________________________
Aye, and it's making that thing bigger
by the minute!
_________________________________
Guys, down here!
_________________________________
-Come on!
-Got it!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Okay, push!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
All together. All together!
_________________________________
Upsy-daisy.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: We did it!
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-We did it!
_________________________________
It's over.
_________________________________
Uh, I don't think it is.
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
The seasons have
been thrown out of balance.
_________________________________
MINISTER OF SPRING:
But if the temperatures
_________________________________
continue to drop,
it will freeze all of Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
-(LOUD CRACKLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-Queen Clarion, the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________
We must hope
the tree survives the freeze.
_________________________________
Otherwise there
will be no more Pixie Dust.
_________________________________
Life in Pixie Hollow will change forever.
_________________________________
And no fairy will ever fly again.
_________________________________
Hurry. We must do everything we can.
_________________________________
Grab as many as you can
and head for the Pixie Dust Tree!
_________________________________
Hurry, guys! This way! Hop to it!
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Snug as a bug.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-(GASPS) Oh, no!
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Come on, that's it.
_________________________________
Just a little faster.
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: That's it, fairies.
_________________________________
Lay the blankets along the branches,
as many as you can!
_________________________________
We must protect the tree!
_________________________________
-Miss Bell!
-Tink! Do you need any help?
_________________________________
No! This is my last run!
_________________________________
I'll meet you at the tree!
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Everybody okay?
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Great. There you go.
Nice and toasty.
_________________________________
You guys just stay here and keep warm.
_________________________________
Everything's going to be...
_________________________________
Fine.
_________________________________
It's still alive.
_________________________________
Peri.
_________________________________
-We came as soon as you called.
-I called to talk to Peter.
_________________________________
It never occurred to me she
wouldn't be there.
_________________________________
Elmer is talking to Scotland Yard now.
_________________________________
And Bang is in touch with
his friends in the alien invasion.
_________________________________
You just need to focus on the race.
_________________________________
I know but, Bugs with everything
going on, I'm not sure...
_________________________________
-Sir Axlerod.
-I'm sorry to interrupt.
_________________________________
-It's all right.
-I just wanted to personally thank you.
_________________________________
Because after Ireland, I was finished,
and then you gave me one last shot.
_________________________________
Listen...
_________________________________
I probably shouldn't be saying this,
but I hope you win today.
_________________________________
You show the world that
they've been wrong about Incanta.
_________________________________
Peter would want you to race.
_________________________________
All right. For Peter.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
_________________________________
FOZZIE: That's a nice venue.
_________________________________
KERMIT: The main entrance is
too well-guarded.
_________________________________
I'm gonna need to get in some other way.
_________________________________
Here you go.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
-You're the new guy?
-Yes, I am. The new guy.
_________________________________
-Next time, wear a uniform.
-Right.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Wow, Kermit, you were like
James Bond back there.
_________________________________
Thanks, Fozzie.
_________________________________
It felt pretty good, actually.
_________________________________
Okay, listen, guys.
_________________________________
Walter, you take Animal and
go look in the chapel.
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
-Fozzie, you come with me.
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
-Good luck, guys.
-You too, Kermit.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Piggy?
_________________________________
Where is she?
_________________________________
Kermit, these are your clothes.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(MIRROR SHATTERS)
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: This tuxedo is too tight.
_________________________________
Someone's coming! Hide! Hide!
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Which room
am I supposed to be in?
_________________________________
Ah, here it is.
_________________________________
I hate weddings.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
Ah. There you are.
_________________________________
Well, don't just stand there gawping,
Number Two.
_________________________________
Come in.
_________________________________
Let us take this convenient
opportunity to review our plans, hmm?
_________________________________
Once you've stolen the Crown Jewels
and framed the Muppets,
_________________________________
ring the Tower bell five times
and we will rendezvous on the roof.
_________________________________
But what will you do when
you're married?
_________________________________
Because the pig will know everything.
_________________________________
Once she's served
their purpose, kaboom.
_________________________________
It will be bacon for breakfast.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Champagne fridge delivery.
_________________________________
Put it over there on the bear-skin rug.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Ooh!
_________________________________
Thank you!
_________________________________
It's showtime.
_________________________________
Fozzie, are you okay?
_________________________________
Yeah, I think so. How do I look?
_________________________________
You look fine. You look fine.
_________________________________
Come on, we have to go rescue
Miss Piggy!
_________________________________
Right! Let's go!
_________________________________
The Lemur! I have you finally!
_________________________________
And Constantine,
the world's most dangerous frog!
_________________________________
Captured together.
_________________________________
The game is finally over between us,
_________________________________
and I'm the winner!
_________________________________
-We are victorious, my French friend.
-No, no, no.
_________________________________
As you might say, case sol-ved!
_________________________________
Perfect! Time for my annual
eight-week paid vacation.
_________________________________
-Au revoir.
-Au revoir.
_________________________________
No, wait!
_________________________________
What am I supposed to do with them
until the mobile holding unit arrives?
_________________________________
On holiday!
_________________________________
KERMIT: No, you've got the wrong frog.
_________________________________
And stay there! Hmph!
_________________________________
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh, and so you know, Number Two,
_________________________________
I have hired us help, to keep you honest.
_________________________________
Number Twos have a habit of
betraying their Number Ones.
_________________________________
Here, meet your accomplices.
_________________________________
The world's smallest team
of jewel thieves.
_________________________________
Salutations.
_________________________________
Babies, meet your new boss.
_________________________________
Genius, I know! Who would suspect
babies of stealing Crown Jewels?
_________________________________
-Good luck, Number Two.
-You too, Number One.
_________________________________
Look at their sweet faces.
_________________________________
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
_________________________________
LINK HOGTHROB: Let's see.
Where am I seated?
_________________________________
I'll need an usher.
_________________________________
Usher? ls there an usher?
_________________________________
Yes. I'm the Usher.
_________________________________
Pig or frog?
_________________________________
What do you think?
_________________________________
I don't know, man. Pig?
_________________________________
No. Frog. I'm related through marriage.
_________________________________
What kind of an usher are you?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BABBLING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Wow, people really were smaller
in the old days.
_________________________________
You're up, little dudes.
_________________________________
Go, go, go.
_________________________________
Down.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Tip.
_________________________________
Come on! What the...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-ALL: Dominic. Hey, Dominic.
-Shh.
_________________________________
Shut up.
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
The wedding, it's starting.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
She looks beautiful.
_________________________________
Fozzie, we got to do something.
_________________________________
Oh, this is so frustrating!
_________________________________
Wow, would you look at that?
_________________________________
Now that's a poorly made car.
_________________________________
Let's get out of here!
_________________________________
(FOZZIE GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-Bear left.
-Right, frog.
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________
VULTURE: Do not leave your
children unattended.
_________________________________
All unattended children will be eaten.
_________________________________
-Have you seen a mammoth?
-No, sorry.
_________________________________
-Have you seen a mammoth?
-No. No, I haven't.
_________________________________
-Possum about 11 foot tall?
-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth?
_________________________________
-I sure have. Big as life.
-Where?
_________________________________
-I'm looking at him.
-Not me.
_________________________________
Poor guy.
Doesn't know he's a mammoth.
_________________________________
-(GLACIERS RUMBLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(ALL MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)
-(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING) I'm just happy for them.
Really happy for them.
_________________________________
-Would you please stop talking?
-Okay. (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(BLOWS NOSE)
_________________________________
Dearly beloved...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
What! Code Red! Code Red!
_________________________________
(BABIES EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Oh, come on.
_________________________________
-Not a laser web.
-BABY: Ooh, pretty.
_________________________________
Right. Go and get the
suspend-y ropey thing.
_________________________________
-And my really cool skintight outfit.
-Yep.
_________________________________
Shawn, come back from vacation!
_________________________________
Constantine and the Lemur
have escaped.
_________________________________
The Crown Jewels are in danger!
_________________________________
We are gathered here today
_________________________________
to witness the union
of this pig and this frog
_________________________________
in Holy Matrimony before the
presence of God.
_________________________________
Here she comes.
_________________________________
-ZÜNDAPP: What happened?
-I don't know, Professor.
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-I didn't do nothing.
_________________________________
Shh, I'm talking to the Professor.
_________________________________
What's that, Professor Z?
_________________________________
-You broke it!
-Quiet!
_________________________________
-I understand, sir. Yes.
-What did he say?
_________________________________
-We go to the back-up plan.
-Back-up plan?
_________________________________
We snuck a bomb in Wendy's pit.
_________________________________
When she makes a stop,
instead of saying "Ka-chow"...
_________________________________
she's going to go "Ka-boom"!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Don't feel bad, sparrowman.
_________________________________
You couldn't have saved him.
_________________________________
Oh, wait, you could have! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Jingles lemons!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
What? You didn't think we'd
take your bullets?
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
That's right! You got nothing!
_________________________________
Who's the lemon now, huh?
_________________________________
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Nice try, Peter.
_________________________________
-Jingles... Jingles... Jingles.
-Request... Request... Request...
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Peter!
_________________________________
I got to get y'all out of there.
_________________________________
There's no time. Wendy needs your help.
_________________________________
But I can't. I'm just a sparrowman.
_________________________________
It's up to you. Go to the pits
and get everyone out.
_________________________________
-You can do that.
-What about you guys?
_________________________________
We'll be okay.
_________________________________
Go and get some more dents, Peter.
_________________________________
HOLLEY: So, we'll be okay? Really?
_________________________________
He wouldn't have left
if I'd told him the truth.
_________________________________
Argh!
_________________________________
Being killed by a clock.
_________________________________
Gives a whole new meaning
to "Your time has come."
_________________________________
Time? That's it!
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Trying to turn back time.
_________________________________
If I can just reverse the polarity.
_________________________________
Good job. Quick thinking, Holley.
_________________________________
What's everybody on the
wrong side of the road for?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Oh, no!
_________________________________
Fly! Burn rubber!
_________________________________
We've got to get to the course.
_________________________________
Calculate the fastest way to...
_________________________________
Done.
_________________________________
Oh. Miss Shiftwell.
_________________________________
They're standard issue now.
_________________________________
You kids get all the good hardware.
_________________________________
Oh, no, that's Peter's.
_________________________________
I knew his escape was too easy.
_________________________________
Do you, Kermit the Frog,
_________________________________
take Miss Piggy to be your
lawfully wedded wife,
_________________________________
in sickness and in health,
so help you God?
_________________________________
Yes. Yes, I do.
_________________________________
-And do you, Miss Piggy...
-Hmm?
_________________________________
...take Kermit the Frog to be your
lawfully wedded husband,
_________________________________
in sickness and in health,
so help you God?
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Just say "I do."
_________________________________
This is what
you've always wanted, right?
_________________________________
I do?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, is that a question?
_________________________________
No, it was not a question.
_________________________________
I don't see her anywhere!
_________________________________
Maybe she's already on board.
_________________________________
(GROUND RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________
GUSTAV: Passengers, please!
_________________________________
Rub your bellies and roll over
on your backs.
_________________________________
We'll do whatever you do
to calm yourselves down.
_________________________________
-We have to find someone.
-A possum about 11 feet tall.
_________________________________
GUSTAV: Attention!
_________________________________
This is the pre-boarding announcement.
_________________________________
And you must have missed it.
_________________________________
Thanks. Come on, guys. Hurry!
_________________________________
At this time, we're only boarding
passengers with mates.
_________________________________
BOTH: Mates?
_________________________________
-He's mine!
-I saw him first!
_________________________________
Excuse me, Gustav.
What if you don't have a mate?
_________________________________
Then you can travel standby.
_________________________________
Standby travel?
_________________________________
-DIEGO: What's standby travel?
-You stand by, and we travel.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________
MALE MAMMAL:
Uh, is there someone I can talk to?
_________________________________
GUSTAV: Mother Nature will be here
any moment to field questions.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
We have to do something, guys.
_________________________________
Kermit, we've got to get you close
to Miss Piggy!
_________________________________
Huh. What does this do?
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
-What the...
-Piggy, it's me, Kermit.
_________________________________
Come on, we have to get out of here!
The wedding is off.
_________________________________
Oh, wow!
_________________________________
Like, I kind of knew
he'd get cold flippers.
_________________________________
Huh? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Excuse us.
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
No, Kermit! What are you doing?
_________________________________
-Piggy, I will explain later.
-I cannot believe...
_________________________________
-CONSTANTINE: Come here, frog!
-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Where you going?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, my dear, forgive me.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: What is going on
at my wedding?
_________________________________
-Gotcha!
-What?
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
WALTER: Animal, pull!
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE:
What is happening here?
_________________________________
Catch froggie! Catch froggie!
_________________________________
Well, this is the
best Muppet wedding ever!
_________________________________
Piggy, listen! That's not me! I'm me!
_________________________________
(CHEWING)
_________________________________
He's Constantine,
the world's most dangerous...
_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Two Kermits?
_________________________________
Well, that explains a lot.
_________________________________
How can there be two Kermits?
_________________________________
Of all the ways to ruin a wedding,
this has got to be the most creative.
_________________________________
Two Kermits!
_________________________________
KERMIT: No, just one Kermit. Me.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: No, no, no.
Do not listen to him!
_________________________________
I am the real Kermit.
_________________________________
KERMIT: That's ridiculous!
I am Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: No, I am Kermit
the Frog! Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.
_________________________________
KERMIT: "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"
Would every Kermit be quiet!
_________________________________
BOTH: Huh?
_________________________________
Well, there's only one sure way
to settle this.
_________________________________
First Kermit.
_________________________________
Will you marry me?
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: Yes of course, let's go!
_________________________________
The helicopter is waiting, my love!
_________________________________
And you, the other Kermit...
_________________________________
Will you marry me?
_________________________________
KERMIT: (STAMMERING)
Well, I mean, I...
_________________________________
-I would. I mean, I could. It's...
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
That's my Kermit!
_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-DR. TEETH: That's our frog!
_________________________________
Kissy-kissy!
_________________________________
Dewey, you've got to see this.
_________________________________
There must be something wrong
with the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________
-Now don't worry...
-(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Careful.
_________________________________
I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Okay, you might
want to worry just a little bit.
_________________________________
Tink?
_________________________________
Periwinkle!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell! Are you okay?
_________________________________
Why would you fly here?
_________________________________
I had to.
_________________________________
Your jacket. Put on your jacket.
_________________________________
Pixie Hollow's in trouble.
_________________________________
There's a freeze moving in,
and the Pixie Dust Tree is in danger.
_________________________________
Oh, that explains it.
_________________________________
The Pixie Dust here,
it already stopped flowing.
_________________________________
I think there's something you can do.
_________________________________
Your frost, it kept the flower alive.
_________________________________
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Frost does that. It's like a little blanket.
_________________________________
It tucks the warm air inside
and keeps out the cold.
_________________________________
We could frost the Pixie Dust Tree
before the freeze hits it.
_________________________________
Uh, one question.
What about our wings?
_________________________________
If it's a freeze, it will
be cold enough to cross.
_________________________________
Then what are we waiting for?
_________________________________
We're almost to the border!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
The Autumn Woods.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: The freeze.
It's moving so fast.
_________________________________
Come on! We have to get to the tree!
_________________________________
But what about you?
You don't have a mate!
_________________________________
Okay, okay,
the rule does not apply to me.
_________________________________
But I do have power.
So whatever I say goes!
_________________________________
(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. That was a bad answer!
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________
(SNORTING)
_________________________________
What is it, buddy?
_________________________________
Hey, watch it.
_________________________________
What's wrong with you?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I don't understand you
when you talk like that.
_________________________________
(YELPS) Stop it! Put me down!
_________________________________
(SNORTS)
_________________________________
No, Sven!
_________________________________
-We're not going back.
-(WHINES)
_________________________________
She's with her true love.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
Anna!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Come on! Come on, boy.
_________________________________
(GLACIERS RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING AND SIGHS)
_________________________________
-(CONDOR SQUAWKS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(IMITATES THROAT SLASHING)
_________________________________
(ICE CRACKING REVERBERATES)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(TOWER BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
That is right, Muppets!
_________________________________
I am Constantine,
_________________________________
the world's most dangerous frog
and number two criminal!
_________________________________
And a thousand times more frog better
than this Kermit person!
_________________________________
And now,
_________________________________
I have only one thing to say to you fools!
_________________________________
(IMITATING KERMIT)
Good night, folks!
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Yay!
_________________________________
What is that?
_________________________________
It's a bomb!
_________________________________
This is where my patented magnetic
bomb-attractor vest can aid us,
_________________________________
that Beaker is conveniently wearing.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
What? What's going on?
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wait! Miss Piggy's ring is the bomb!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Some of you guys grab Piggy,
and some of you guys grab me.
_________________________________
Pull!
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
That's only 800 years old.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Nicely done, Beaker!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
_________________________________
(WEAKLY) Help.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Anna!
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SHIVERING)
_________________________________
-Olaf?
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Olaf. Get away from there.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
So, this is heat.
_________________________________
I love it.
_________________________________
Ooh! But don't touch it.
_________________________________
-(ANNA GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
So, where's Hans?
What happened to your kiss?
_________________________________
I was wrong about him.
It wasn't true love.
_________________________________
But we ran all the way here.
_________________________________
Please, Olaf, you can't stay here.
_________________________________
You'll melt.
_________________________________
I am not leaving here until
_________________________________
we find some other act
of true love to save you.
_________________________________
Do you happen to have any ideas?
_________________________________
I don't even know what love is.
_________________________________
That's okay, I do.
_________________________________
Love is
_________________________________
putting someone else's
needs before yours.
_________________________________
Like, you know, how Kristoff brought
you here to Hans and left you forever.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Kristoff loves me?
_________________________________
Wow, you really don't know anything
about love, do you?
_________________________________
Olaf, you're melting.
_________________________________
Some people are worth melting for.
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________
Just maybe not right this second.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Don't worry, I've got it.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
We're gonna get through... Oh, wait.
_________________________________
Hang on, I'm getting something.
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's Kristoff and Sven!
_________________________________
They're coming back this way.
_________________________________
They... They are?
_________________________________
Wow! He's really moving fast.
_________________________________
I guess I was wrong.
_________________________________
I guess Kristoff doesn't
love you enough to leave you behind.
_________________________________
Help me up, Olaf. Please.
_________________________________
No, no, no! You need to
stay by the fire and keep warm.
_________________________________
I need to get to Kristoff.
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
(GASPING) Oh, I know why!
_________________________________
There's your act of true love right there!
_________________________________
Riding across the fjords
like a valiant, pungent reindeer king!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
OLAF: Look out!
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Oh!
_________________________________
(OLAF PANTING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Uh... Back this way.
_________________________________
(YELPS) We're trapped.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Oh...
_________________________________
Come back here! Stop!
_________________________________
-Peter?
-Everybody, get out now.
_________________________________
What are you guys doing here?
_________________________________
-We're here because of you, Peter.
-Is everything okay?
_________________________________
No, everything's not okay.
There's a bomb in here.
_________________________________
-Y'all got to get out. Now.
-A bomb?
_________________________________
(COMMUNICATOR BUZZES)
_________________________________
-FINN: Peter.
-Finn! You're okay.
_________________________________
Listen to me. The bomb is on you!
They knew you'd try to help Wendy.
_________________________________
When we were knocked out,
they planted it in your upper forehead.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-Peter! There you are!
_________________________________
-PETER: Stop right there!
-I've been so worried about you.
_________________________________
PETER: Don't come any closer!
WENDY: Are you okay?
_________________________________
No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!
_________________________________
WENDY: No, wait! Wait!
_________________________________
BRENT: A sparrowman has just raced
onto the track, flying backwards!
_________________________________
Peter, wait!
_________________________________
Normally an emergency fairy on the
track means there's been an accident.
_________________________________
-Wendy is chasing him!
-Peter, wait!
_________________________________
Stay back! If you get close to me,
you're going to get hurt real bad!
_________________________________
WENDY: I know I made you feel that
way before, but none of that matters!
_________________________________
We're best friends!
_________________________________
BRENT: And Wendy seems
to be having
_________________________________
a conversation with the sparrowman.
_________________________________
TABBY: I don't know who that fairy is,
Brent, but tell you what,
_________________________________
he's got to be the world's best
backwards flyer.
_________________________________
Wendy, you don't get it! I'm the bomb!
_________________________________
Yes, Peter! You are the bomb!
_________________________________
That's what I'm trying to say here!
_________________________________
You've always been the bomb
and you'll always be the bomb.
_________________________________
-Stay away!
-No! Never!
_________________________________
Almost there.
_________________________________
I'm not letting you get away again!
_________________________________
-Got to keep away from Wendy!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh.
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
(PETER AND WENDY SCREAMING)
_________________________________
What is happening? It's a bad dream!
_________________________________
BRENT: And Wendy Darling
just blasted away,
_________________________________
hooked to the now
rocket-propelled sparrowman.
_________________________________
Gargh!
_________________________________
Aagh!
_________________________________
The Professor's on the run!
_________________________________
-Someone's got to get Wendy.
-Get Wendy!
_________________________________
Holley, I'll get Zündapp. Help Peter.
_________________________________
Got it!
_________________________________
What is happening?
_________________________________
(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________
-Attention!
-Me! Me!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
At this time,
we're now boarding everyone!
_________________________________
GUSTAV: I'm in charge here! Me! Me!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Hurry! This way! Come on! Get going!
_________________________________
-There it is.
-Ellie, help! Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-EDDIE: Whoa!
-Come on, come on, run!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-Push.
_________________________________
-You guys gotta go.
-We're not leaving you!
_________________________________
-I'm not asking.
-Ellie, no.
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ellie, don't worry! We're going for help!
_________________________________
-Stay here!
-ELLIE: Duh!
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-Help us! -Help!
_________________________________
Somebody help... Manny!
_________________________________
EDDIE: Manny!
_________________________________
CRASH: Manny!
EDDIE: It's Ellie!
_________________________________
She's trapped in the cave!
_________________________________
(FLOODWATERS RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(ALL YELL)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Ellie!
-Manny?
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
Whoa! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Slide, Anna!
_________________________________
(ANNA BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(OLAF VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
We made it!
_________________________________
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Come on, buddy, faster.
_________________________________
(ANNA GROANING)
_________________________________
Kristoff!
_________________________________
(OLAF PANTING)
_________________________________
Keep going!
_________________________________
Kristoff!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Kermit! Help!
_________________________________
-Piggy!
-Help!
_________________________________
She's on the roof!
_________________________________
Shut up and keep moving, pig!
You are my insurance policy!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Number Two, you look ridiculous.
Why are you wearing that?
_________________________________
Because I am the Lemur.
_________________________________
And the world's
new number one criminal.
_________________________________
That's right.
_________________________________
This is where I double-cross you.
_________________________________
First rule of double-cross.
_________________________________
You don't announce the double-cross
before you double-cross.
_________________________________
It's not even a rule
because it is so obvious.
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy
name I have ever heard!
_________________________________
Let's go!
_________________________________
(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
He's getting away!
What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
I'm gonna stop that helicopter.
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
We're coming! Hang on, Miss Piggy!
_________________________________
Jump!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-Shut up, pig!
_________________________________
Kermit!
_________________________________
We have to do something!
_________________________________
I got it!
_________________________________
There's only one way
we can reach him up there!
_________________________________
Muppet Ladder!
_________________________________
-What the...
-Kermit!
_________________________________
Hurry, Professor.
_________________________________
You really think I'm going
to let you float away, Professor?
_________________________________
(STRAINS)
_________________________________
-Help!
-I'll will save you!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Great. Who's gonna save him?
_________________________________
You really need to brush.
_________________________________
(GROANS) Okay, okay, okay.
_________________________________
Jump in... now!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Come on, fraidy cat.
_________________________________
Come on! You can do this,
you can do this, you can do this.
_________________________________
EDDIE: No!
_________________________________
Trust your instincts. Attack the water.
_________________________________
I am not your prey. I am not your prey.
_________________________________
I am not... your... prey!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Uh-huh. Attack the water.
_________________________________
Stalking the prey. Claw! Kick!
_________________________________
Even babies can do it! Come on!
_________________________________
Claw! Kick! Claw! Kick!
_________________________________
Hey! I'm stalking the prey!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
CRASH: Eddie!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
You did it, buddy.
You kicked water's butt.
_________________________________
Nothing to it. Most animals
can swim as babies, you know.
_________________________________
Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out.
_________________________________
That's it, Clanky.
_________________________________
Queen Clarion, it's not working.
_________________________________
The wind, it's too strong!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
Queen Clarion! They can help.
_________________________________
Our frost, it covers like a blanket.
It can protect the tree.
_________________________________
Do it.
_________________________________
Come on up, Chef!
_________________________________
Watch the hair, bear.
_________________________________
Give up, Constantine. I've got you now!
_________________________________
Bad move, frog.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-Kermit!
_________________________________
Okay, Kermit, we're coming to get you.
_________________________________
Now!
_________________________________
-ALL: Whoa!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
No, something's wrong.
We're not moving.
_________________________________
(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________
You're ruining my getaway!
_________________________________
(MISS PIGGY GASPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(YELLS) Whoa!
_________________________________
Sven... Sven!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Good boy.
_________________________________
-Wendy, let go!
-Never!
_________________________________
-They're coming your way.
-Let's go!
_________________________________
Give it up, McMissile.
_________________________________
(RAPID BLEEPING)
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
What? (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
There he is!
_________________________________
Ellie! Hold on to me!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(ELLIE GROANING MUFFLY)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
It's getting colder.
_________________________________
Let's hand out the blankets.
They'll keep us warm!
_________________________________
Hurry, Peri. Hurry!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Manny! Manny, behind you!
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
There they are!
_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!
-EDDIE: They made it!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
We thought we'd never see you again.
_________________________________
We're gonna live!
_________________________________
We're gonna die!
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(CRAGS RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: Peter, stop!
-No way! You could get hurt.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Peter, we've got
to get that bomb off you.
_________________________________
Bomb?
_________________________________
Yeah, they strapped it to me
to kill you as a back-up plan.
_________________________________
Back-up plan?
Peter, who put a bomb on you?
_________________________________
You! Why didn't my death ray kill you?
_________________________________
Death ray?
_________________________________
Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!
_________________________________
Are you all so dense?
It's voice-activated.
_________________________________
Everything is voice-activated
these days.
_________________________________
Deactivate! Deactivate!
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Voice denied.
_________________________________
-Huh!
-Oops.
_________________________________
Did I forget to mention that
it can only be disarmed
_________________________________
by the one who activated it?
_________________________________
-Say it.
-Deactivate.
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Voice denied.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
I'm not the one who activated it.
Would anyone else like to try?
_________________________________
-You read my mind.
-He was getting on my nerves.
_________________________________
-What do we do?
-It's very simple. You blow up.
_________________________________
I'm going out on a limb here. These are
the guys that want me dead, correct?
_________________________________
-It's nothing personal.
-Fellers, listen.
_________________________________
I know what you're going through.
_________________________________
Everybody's been laughing at me too.
_________________________________
But becoming powerful and rich
beyond your wildest dreams
_________________________________
ain't gonna make you feel better.
_________________________________
Yeah, but it's worth a shot.
_________________________________
Lemony fresh.
_________________________________
Not today, boys.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Retreat!
_________________________________
Thanks for the help, Corporal.
_________________________________
Anything for one of Pop's mates.
_________________________________
That's it. There you go!
Make sure to cover your wings!
_________________________________
The tree! It's too big.
We're never going to make it.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(OWL TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(FAIRIES LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
Whoopsie! Ha!
_________________________________
Lord Milori.
_________________________________
We've come to help.
_________________________________
Now, you didn't think I was
going to let you
_________________________________
do this all by yourself, now did you?
_________________________________
The tree should be our top priority.
_________________________________
But any fairy we can spare should try
to frost the other seasons.
_________________________________
Start at the freeze line and spread out
to Spring and Summer.
_________________________________
The rest of you, cover the tree!
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
Look, Bobble! The snowy owls!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Stay warm.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Now!
_________________________________
That laser gun can't fit the bolts!
_________________________________
What's he saying? What's wrong?
_________________________________
None of his wrenches fit the bolts.
_________________________________
I get it. I get it!
_________________________________
I know what needs to be done.
_________________________________
-Then do it!
-What? No. I can't do it.
_________________________________
Nobody takes me seriously.
_________________________________
I know that now. This ain't Never Land.
_________________________________
Yes, it is.
_________________________________
Look, you're yourself in Never Land.
_________________________________
Be yourself here.
_________________________________
And if people aren't taking you seriously,
_________________________________
then they need to change, not you.
_________________________________
I know that because I was wrong before.
_________________________________
Now, you can do this. You're the bomb.
_________________________________
Thanks, Wendy.
_________________________________
No, you're the actual bomb.
Now, let's go!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
Where's he going?
_________________________________
-Computer!
-COMPUTER: Yes, Agent Peter?
_________________________________
I need that thing you done before
to get me away from Wendy!
_________________________________
Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
-Peter?
-Now I need you to do the chute!
_________________________________
-The second kind, not the first!
-COMPUTER: Deploying chute.
_________________________________
We've done all we can. Join the others.
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(WEAKLY) Kristoff.
_________________________________
-Kristoff...
-Anna...
_________________________________
Anna!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Elsa! You can't run from this!
_________________________________
Just take care of my sister.
_________________________________
Your sister?
_________________________________
She returned from the mountain
weak and cold.
_________________________________
She said that you froze her heart.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
I tried to save her, but it was too late.
_________________________________
Her skin was ice. Her hair turned white.
_________________________________
Your sister is dead.
_________________________________
Because of you.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
The freeze is upon us.
You must take cover.
_________________________________
Follow me.
_________________________________
Oh, I hope it works.
_________________________________
CLANK: Tink!
_________________________________
Will everything be all right?
_________________________________
I don't know.
I've never seen anything like this.
_________________________________
(SHIVERS)
_________________________________
Thank you, Milori.
_________________________________
Please, take cover.
_________________________________
Winter Fairies, stand guard.
_________________________________
Who's winning the race?
_________________________________
-Back off! Back away!
-It's Wendy Moira Angela Darling!
_________________________________
No, it's okay! Tell them, Peter. Explain.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Somebody's been sabotaging
_________________________________
the tourists and hurtin' the fairies,
and I know who.
_________________________________
Oh, wait. Your Majesty.
_________________________________
-Bomb! It's a bomb!
-Everybody, down!
_________________________________
-Back up! Move it!
-(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Get off the stage! Move it!
_________________________________
Hold your fire! He can't disarm it!
_________________________________
Peter, I don't know what you're
doing, but stand down now.
_________________________________
This ain't nothing at all like Never Land.
_________________________________
-Peter, just cut to the chase.
-Okay. It's him.
_________________________________
What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
_________________________________
I figured it out when I realized
_________________________________
y'all attached this ticking time bomb
with Whitworth bolts -
_________________________________
the same bolts that hold together that old
British fairy wing from the photograph.
_________________________________
-Holley! Show that picture.
-Okay.
_________________________________
I remembered what they say
about old British wings:
_________________________________
if there ain't no dust under 'em,
there ain't no dust in 'em.
_________________________________
What is he talking about?
_________________________________
It was you leaking pixie dust
at the party in Oslo.
_________________________________
You just blamed it on me.
_________________________________
Powerful fairies don't use dust, you twit.
_________________________________
Then you're fakin' it.
You didn't convert to no powerful.
_________________________________
If we pop that back,
we'll see that wings from that picture.
_________________________________
This lorry's crazy!
He's going to kill us all!
_________________________________
-Stay away!
-But Sir Axlerod created the race.
_________________________________
Why would he want to hurt anyone?
_________________________________
To make Incanta look bad so
everybody'd go back to using dust.
_________________________________
He said it himself
with that disguised voice.
_________________________________
Disguised voice? What are you
talking about? You're nuts, you are!
_________________________________
This is going nowhere fast.
We really should go, Grandmother.
_________________________________
One moment,
I'd like to see where this is going.
_________________________________
Peter, he created Incanta.
_________________________________
But what if she found that
huge dust field
_________________________________
just as the world was trying
to find something else?
_________________________________
What if he came up with Incanta just
to make alternative pixie dust look bad?
_________________________________
"What if?"
_________________________________
You're basing this on a "what if"?
_________________________________
-Okay, that's it.
-Lads, clear out.
_________________________________
Wait! Somebody save me!
_________________________________
The lorry's crazy!
_________________________________
-Keep away, you idiot!
-Peter!
_________________________________
-Peter!
-Someone do something!
_________________________________
You're insane, you are! Deactivate!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Bomb deactivated.
Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.
_________________________________
-The wing from the photo.
-It's a perfect match.
_________________________________
How did the Tinker Boy figure it out?
_________________________________
It's official. You're coming
to all my races from now on.
_________________________________
Now we're talking!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(EDDIE YELLS)
_________________________________
Hang on, Piggy! I'm coming!
_________________________________
Go get 'em, Kermit!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Kermie!
_________________________________
Welcome aboard, Kermit.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Kristoff.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY) Anna!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SWORD UNSHEATHING)
_________________________________
Elsa?
_________________________________
You don't know
who you're dealing with.
_________________________________
I am the world's most dangerous frog.
_________________________________
Oh, brother!
_________________________________
You may be the
world's most dangerous frog,
_________________________________
but you're still a frog!
_________________________________
No one tricks me into marrying them
and then hurts my Kermie!
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
What a woman!
_________________________________
Yeah. My woman.
And I believe this belongs to you.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
D'oh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHORUS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Anna!
_________________________________
Oh. Anna!
_________________________________
No, no!
_________________________________
Please, no.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Anna?
_________________________________
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Well, I'm sorry I ruined the wedding.
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________
I'm so glad you did.
_________________________________
ROWLF: Okay. Can we get down now?
_________________________________
-(SIRENS APPROACHING)
-We did it, guys!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
SCOOTER: What an action sequence!
_________________________________
LEW ZEALAND: You sure look pretty,
Miss Piggy.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Congratulations, weirdos,
you've saved the Crown Jewels!
_________________________________
And you've caught
my nemesis, the Lemur.
_________________________________
Look at his little costume.
That's adorable!
_________________________________
-I'm not adorable.
-He is adorable.
_________________________________
You're adorable!
_________________________________
Did you make that kitty-cat outfit?
_________________________________
The bad guy is Dominic Badguy!
_________________________________
Well, mon ami, I guess this is where
we say goodbye.
_________________________________
You go your way, and I go mine.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
Here comes the rain. Oh, boy.
_________________________________
And I said I wasn't going to do this.
_________________________________
Oh, pull yourself together, man.
Stop crying.
_________________________________
We're only saying our final farewell.
_________________________________
Goodbye, forever! (SOBBING)
_________________________________
I'm going to miss you so much!
_________________________________
I'm going to miss you, my French friend.
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
Whenever you're ready.
_________________________________
-Yes.
-Yes, of course.
_________________________________
-Take them away!
-Take them away!
_________________________________
-DOMINIC: Thank you.
-Au revoir, Muppets.
_________________________________
-Bye-bye.
-See you!
_________________________________
DOMINIC: ♪ You're number two
_________________________________
-Sam.
-CONSTANTINE: Shut up.
_________________________________
Sam! Wait for me!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Anna?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, Elsa.
_________________________________
You sacrificed yourself for me?
_________________________________
I love you.
_________________________________
(GASPS) "An act of true love
will thaw a frozen heart."
_________________________________
"Love will thaw."
_________________________________
Love. Of course.
_________________________________
Elsa?
_________________________________
Love!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE MURMURING IN AWE)
_________________________________
I knew you could do it.
_________________________________
Hands down,
this is the best day of my life.
_________________________________
And, quite possibly, the last.
_________________________________
Oh, Olaf! Hang on, little guy.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
My own personal flurry! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Hey, Manny.
_________________________________
GUSTAV: Here's our destination.
_________________________________
Please exit in an orderly fashion.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Whee-hah!
_________________________________
-I'm not leaving!
-Grandpa, let go of the boat!
_________________________________
-The flood's over!
-GRANDPA: This is my boat now!
_________________________________
-Come on, let's go! Come on, come on!
-(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Stu! We made it!
We're gonna live!
_________________________________
Well, I am, anyway.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
How about you do it your way?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You know, I missed all of you so much.
_________________________________
NADYA: There he is, right there!
_________________________________
Arrest him! Arrest that frog!
_________________________________
Nadya? Wait. For what?
_________________________________
For breaking my heart.
_________________________________
I mean, leading the largest mass
break-out in Gulag history.
_________________________________
You will get 30 years. Maybe 50.
_________________________________
-But...
-No "buts," Kermit.
_________________________________
You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue,
and you didn't even say goodbye.
_________________________________
-What?
-What?
_________________________________
You are coming with me. Now, move!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Fellas, listen. Easy.
_________________________________
No, no, no! Kermit!
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________
We're sorry, Kermit.
_________________________________
We're sorry that we didn't
notice you were missing.
_________________________________
We're sorry we didn't tell you
often enough
_________________________________
how much you mean to all of us.
_________________________________
We're sorry
we ever took you for granted.
_________________________________
But that's never going to happen again.
_________________________________
Because if Kermit has to go back
to the gulag,
_________________________________
you'll have to take me, too.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
You're my best friend, Kermit.
_________________________________
Wherever you go, I go.
_________________________________
You'll have to take me, too.
_________________________________
And me.
_________________________________
GONZO: Kermit,
we convinced ourselves
_________________________________
that evil frog was you
_________________________________
because he gave us what we
thought we wanted.
_________________________________
When what we really wanted...
_________________________________
What we really needed...
_________________________________
Was you, Kermit.
_________________________________
The actual, real you.
_________________________________
It would appear you were right, Kermit.
_________________________________
I guess this is our family.
_________________________________
And families belong together.
_________________________________
-You are free to go.
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Forever.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Kermit, did you hear that? We're free!
_________________________________
Nadya, thank you! Great!
That's wonderful!
_________________________________
What a beautiful sight.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
It worked! It worked, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
Oh, thank goodness!
_________________________________
We did it.
_________________________________
(CHANTING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
CLANK: Come on, everyone!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Tink! Come on!
_________________________________
Tink?
_________________________________
What's wrong?
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
When you flew to Winter,
that's why you fell.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Oh, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
Tink.
_________________________________
Why didn't you tell me?
_________________________________
We had to save the tree.
_________________________________
Besides, there's no cure
for a broken wing.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
This happened
because we tried to keep you apart.
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: But never again.
_________________________________
You belong together.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: It's getting warmer.
_________________________________
You should get back to Winter.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
I'll be okay.
I'll meet you tomorrow at the border.
_________________________________
Sisters?
_________________________________
Sisters.
_________________________________
BOTH: Jingles!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Uh... Eh...
_________________________________
That's a new chapter.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Okay, that was amazing.
_________________________________
Miss Bell, you are fantastic!
_________________________________
Oh! Queen Clarion!
_________________________________
I didn't know they were going
to do the smoochy, smoochity.
_________________________________
Guess they're telling people now.
_________________________________
(HANS GROANS)
_________________________________
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
_________________________________
Anna?
_________________________________
But she froze your heart.
_________________________________
The only frozen heart
around here is yours.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Wonderful!
-(ALL EXCLAIMING IN JOY)
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________
Hey, guys, listen.
_________________________________
We still have to finish our world tour.
_________________________________
And I know where we need to play next.
_________________________________
For one night only,
_________________________________
Siberia, Russia!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yes, yes!
I'll pack my swimsuit right away!
_________________________________
Oh, wonderful!
_________________________________
It's terrible. You will hate it.
_________________________________
You will hate it.
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
Hyeeugh!
_________________________________
(GARBLED NOISES)
_________________________________
Peter, let's go. You're on.
_________________________________
Your Majesty, may I present
_________________________________
for the investiture of honorary
knighthood of the British Realm...
_________________________________
Peter Pan of Never Land.
_________________________________
Go get them, dear.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
I hereby dub thee Sir Peter Pan.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sir? Shoot, you can just
call me Peter, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I don't wanna hear none
of this "sir" business.
_________________________________
By the way, have y'all met each other.
_________________________________
Queen, Wendy. Wendy, Queen.
_________________________________
Wendy, McMissile. Wendy, McMissile.
Queen, McMissile.
_________________________________
-(KIDS LAUGHING)
-JAMES: I'm gonna catch you!
_________________________________
I'm thinking about starting a swim school.
_________________________________
Sid's Squids.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-Huh?
_________________________________
All hail Fire King!
_________________________________
Uh, hi.
_________________________________
Hi-hi-hi! Hi! Hi!
_________________________________
Fire King avert flood.
_________________________________
Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
_________________________________
Hmm!
_________________________________
Ho! No. Not so fast there! Okay?
_________________________________
You make a quality offer...
_________________________________
but Fire King has a prior commitment.
_________________________________
His herd need him.
_________________________________
He is the gooey, sticky...
stuff that holds us together.
_________________________________
He made this herd and...
_________________________________
we'd be nothing without him.
_________________________________
You mean it? Ohh!
_________________________________
Sid! Sid, I'm... (GROANS)
_________________________________
That doesn't mean "want to touch."
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Don't ask.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
AARDVARK KIDS: Whoa!
_________________________________
We're not the last ones anymore!
_________________________________
You're not coming?
_________________________________
You wanna go with them?
_________________________________
I am a mammoth.
_________________________________
I should probably be with a mammoth.
_________________________________
Don't you think?
_________________________________
Yes, unless...
_________________________________
Unless?
_________________________________
Unless I, uh...
_________________________________
I just wanna say...
_________________________________
I need to tell you...
_________________________________
I hope you find everything
you're looking for.
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You too.
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Manny?
_________________________________
You've come a long way since we met,
_________________________________
and I'll take full credit for that.
_________________________________
But you need to let go of the past
so you can have a future.
_________________________________
Go after her.
_________________________________
It's okay.
_________________________________
We'll always be here for you.
_________________________________
I'll keep in touch.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a...
_________________________________
You're a good friend.
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Point made. Now go on. Scat.
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Our Manny's growing up.
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Ellie! Ellie!
_________________________________
Manny!
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-(GASPS)
-Ellie.
_________________________________
I don't want us to be together
because we have to.
_________________________________
I want us to be together
because we want to.
_________________________________
And I wanna be with you, Ellie.
_________________________________
-So, what do you say?
-Oh, Manny.
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-(BRANCH CRACKING)
-I thought you were gonna... Oh!
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(EXHALES)
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(LAUGHS)
You're possum enough for me.
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(ALL TRUMPETING)
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(BOTH SOBBING)
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(BLOWS NOSE)
_________________________________
Well, it's just you and me now.
_________________________________
Two bachelors knocking about
in the wild. Whoo-hoo.
_________________________________
Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you.
_________________________________
I still have my pride, you know.
_________________________________
Oh, come on, buddy. For old times' sake?
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MANNY: I'll carry him.
_________________________________
-But your herd's leaving.
-We are now.
_________________________________
-EDDIE: Shotgun!
-(CRASH WHOOPING)
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Manny, who do you like better?
_________________________________
-Me or Diego?
-Diego. It's not even close.
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Ha-ha! Told ya.
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ELLIE: Manny, you can't choose
between your kids.
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He's not my kid. He's not even my dog.
_________________________________
If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid,
_________________________________
and the dog's kid had a pet
that would be Sid.
_________________________________
-Can I have a dog, Manny?
-No.
_________________________________
-Ellie, can I have a dog?
-Of course you can, sweetie.
_________________________________
Ellie, we have to
be consistent with him.
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PETER: So there we was,
my rocket jets going full blast,
_________________________________
Wendy hanging on for dear life
_________________________________
when suddenly them two nasty lemons
come out of nowheres, guns drawed.
_________________________________
We was goners.
_________________________________
But then, out of nowhere
this beautiful spy fairy
_________________________________
swoops in from the sky to save us!
_________________________________
That's a very entertaining story,
young man.
_________________________________
Oh, Larry, please. Come on!
_________________________________
None of this happened.
Rocket jets, flying spy fairies.
_________________________________
No, you're quite right.
It does sound a bit far-fetched.
_________________________________
Holley! What are you doin' here?
_________________________________
Hello, Peter!
It's so good to see you again.
_________________________________
Finn!
_________________________________
Our satellites picked up
an urgent communique.
_________________________________
-So you got-a my email.
-Y'all is going to have a great time!
_________________________________
Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile.
He's a secret agent.
_________________________________
Don't tell nobody.
_________________________________
And this is Holley Shiftwell.
_________________________________
-She's...
-I'm Peter's girlfriend.
_________________________________
It's so nice to meet you all.
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-(CLANG)
-Bupkus believe you now.
_________________________________
Whoa, honey. You got a nasty dent there.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Was that from when you swooped in
and you saved them in London?
_________________________________
-Bill!
-What? I'm just asking!
_________________________________
Don't you worry. My bud Sylvester
can get that fixed up for you in no time.
_________________________________
Yeah, sure thing. No problem.
Let me go get my tools.
_________________________________
Oh, no. I'm keeping that dent.
It's way too valuable.
_________________________________
A valuable dent? She's as crazy as Peter.
_________________________________
Those two are perfect for each other.
_________________________________
There's one thing I still don't get.
_________________________________
The bad guys hit me with
the beam from the camera, right?
_________________________________
So, why didn't I...
_________________________________
-Explode in a fiery inferno?
-Yeah.
_________________________________
We couldn't figure that out, either.
_________________________________
Our investigation proved that incanta
was actually gasoline
_________________________________
and Axlerod engineered it so when
it got hit by the beam, it would explode.
_________________________________
Wait a second, Blanko.
You said my fuel was safe!
_________________________________
If you're implying that I switched
that rot-gut excuse for alternative dust
_________________________________
with my all-natural,
sustainable, organic biodust
_________________________________
just because I never trusted Axlerod,
you're dead wrong, man!
_________________________________
It was him!
_________________________________
Once big dust, always big dust, man.
_________________________________
Tree-hugger.
_________________________________
The Winter Woods
Wonderland Tour is about to begin.
_________________________________
All spectators, clear the starting line.
_________________________________
I can't wait to get rockin'.
This is gonna be wicked!
_________________________________
We should do this every year.
_________________________________
Yeah, I just figured we never found out
who the world's fastest citizen is.
_________________________________
Plus, no press, no trophy, just touring.
_________________________________
-The way I like it.
-Fionnoula likes it like this, too.
_________________________________
-Fionnoula, I'd like you to meet...
-Lord Bugs Bunny.
_________________________________
It is official.
_________________________________
Wendy Darling
is the luckiest girl in the world.
_________________________________
Why, thank you.
_________________________________
Which she will have to be to have
a chance against Fionnoula today!
_________________________________
See you at the finish line, Wen...
What is that?
_________________________________
Just something I had made up
for the occasion.
_________________________________
Is good, Wendy. Very funny.
_________________________________
Was funnier when I did it,
but it's very funny.
_________________________________
What are you going to do next?
Are you going to take off your fenders?
_________________________________
Try it. You'll like it.
_________________________________
So, he's not so good-looking.
_________________________________
-Yeah. Nice try.
-I'm serious!
_________________________________
That's why I love you, Bugs.
_________________________________
-Wish me luck!
-You don't need it!
_________________________________
Ooh-hm! That Fionnoula is fine-looking!
_________________________________
And those open heels.
_________________________________
Ooh, I'm gonna have to go get
myself some coolant.
_________________________________
RECEPTIONIST: Next!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Next!
_________________________________
Uh, maybe you should go first.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Next.
_________________________________
Ugh! All right.
_________________________________
Ooh! Would you look at that.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
That feels good.
_________________________________
-Is that... Bad juju?
-MALE MINI-SLOTH: No.
_________________________________
Good sushi!
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
SAILOR: Setting course, sir.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
I will return this
scoundrel to this country.
_________________________________
We shall see what the 12 brothers
think of his behavior.
_________________________________
Arendelle thanks you, milord.
_________________________________
This is unacceptable.
_________________________________
I am a victim of fear.
I've been traumatized.
_________________________________
Ah! My neck hurts.
_________________________________
Is there a doctor that I could see?
(STAMMERS)
_________________________________
And I demand to see the queen!
_________________________________
Oh. I have a message from the queen.
_________________________________
"Arendelle will henceforth and forever
_________________________________
"no longer do business
of any sort with Weaseltown."
_________________________________
"Weselton."
_________________________________
-It's Weselton!
-SOLDIER: Let's go.
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
Okay, okay, here I come.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS) Pole!
-Whoops! Sorry.
_________________________________
Okay, Okay.
_________________________________
Here we are. Oh!
_________________________________
-(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
ANNA: I owe you a sled.
_________________________________
-Are you serious?
-Yes!
_________________________________
And it's the latest model.
_________________________________
No, I can't accept this.
_________________________________
You have to. No returns.
No exchanges. Queen's orders.
_________________________________
She's named you the Official
Arendelle Ice Master and Deliverer.
_________________________________
-What? That's not a thing.
-Oh, sure it is.
_________________________________
And it even has a cup holder.
Do you like it?
_________________________________
Like it? I love it!
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-(KRISTOFF CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I could kiss you!
_________________________________
I could. I mean,
_________________________________
I'd like to. I'd...
(STAMMERS) May I? We me.
_________________________________
I mean, may we?
_________________________________
Wait, what?
_________________________________
We may.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
Summer!
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Ooh...
_________________________________
Hello. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SLURPS)
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-(BELLOWS)
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Look out! Runaway bunny!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Sorry.
-It's okay.
_________________________________
Hey, little buddy.
_________________________________
From Dewey?
_________________________________
It's what my friends call me.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
_________________________________
I love your work.
I have so many questions for you.
_________________________________
Okay, you can let go of my hand now.
_________________________________
-Hi.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hello there.
_________________________________
-I'm Sled.
-Oh, my. That's perfect! Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
I'm Rosetta.
_________________________________
Rosetta. That's beautiful.
_________________________________
Oh, my.
_________________________________
Oh, Miss Gliss!
_________________________________
An acorn!
_________________________________
Biggest one we could find.
_________________________________
I love it!
_________________________________
She likes acorns.
_________________________________
Must be a Winter thing.
_________________________________
Not really.
_________________________________
Tink.
_________________________________
You ready?
_________________________________
Ready.
_________________________________
Are you ready?
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(BOTH WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-KID: Ice!
-(ALL MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Lovely!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-(APPLAUDING)
-(WOMAN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: Ooh! Whoo-hoo...
_________________________________
Swing me. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I like the open gates.
_________________________________
We are never shutting them again.
_________________________________
(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful,
but you know I don't skate.
_________________________________
Come on! You can do it!
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Look out.
Reindeer coming through.
_________________________________
I got it, I got it. I don't got it, I don't got it.
_________________________________
Hey, guys!
_________________________________
-That's it, Olaf.
-(OLAF CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Glide and pivot. And glide and pivot.
_________________________________
ELSA: Go. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Go, Wendy!
-Go, Moira!
_________________________________
-Right on, dude!
-Go get 'em, jaguar!
_________________________________
-Bravo, bravo!
-Go, Darling, go!
_________________________________
Go, Wendy! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-(BLEEPING)
-Finn? Time to go.
_________________________________
Siddeley's gassed,
geared and ready to fly.
_________________________________
-You're leaving already?
-We've got another mission.
_________________________________
Just stopped by here to
pick something up.
_________________________________
Somethin' tells me you're not
talkin' about souvenir bumper stickers.
_________________________________
Her Majesty asked
for you personally, Peter.
_________________________________
But I told y'all before, I'm not a spy.
_________________________________
We know.
_________________________________
Spy or not, you're still the smartest,
most honest chap we've ever met.
_________________________________
-Don't forget massively charming.
-Well, thanks.
_________________________________
But as much fun as
it was hanging with y'all, this...
_________________________________
-(ALL SHOUT EXCITEDLY)
-This is home.
_________________________________
That's all right.
We understand. But I'll be back.
_________________________________
You still owe me that first date.
_________________________________
If there's ever anything
I can do for you, just let me know.
_________________________________
Well, I sure appreciate that. Thank you.
_________________________________
Actually, there is one thing.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Whoo! I'll be doggone!
_________________________________
(SIGHS AND GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
Thanks, Peter!
_________________________________
Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!
_________________________________
Impossible!
_________________________________
-Ha-ha!
-Peter!
_________________________________
Check it out.
They let me keep the rockets.
_________________________________
-I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!
-Not if I see you first!
_________________________________
Yippee!
_________________________________
KERMIT: Okay, guys, this is it.
The Gulag Finale!
_________________________________
Here we go!
_________________________________
A-one, two, three, four!
_________________________________
♪ Together again, again
_________________________________
♪ Gee, it's good to be together again, again
_________________________________
♪ I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone
_________________________________
♪ It's not starting over It's just going on
_________________________________
♪ Together again, again
_________________________________
♪ Now we're here
_________________________________
♪ And there's no need remembering when
_________________________________
♪ Because no feeling feels like that feeling
_________________________________
♪ Together again
_________________________________
♪ Again, again, again!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
♪ Together again, again
_________________________________
♪ Gee, it's good to be together again, again
_________________________________
♪ I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone
_________________________________
♪ It's not starting over
_________________________________
♪ It's just going on
_________________________________
♪ Together again, again
_________________________________
♪ Now we're here
_________________________________
♪ And there's no need remembering when
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling
_________________________________
♪ Together again
_________________________________
♪ Again
_________________________________
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________
♪ I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone
_________________________________
♪ It's not starting over It's just going on
_________________________________
♪ Together again, again
_________________________________
♪ Gee, it's good to be together again, again
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling
_________________________________
♪ Together a-...
_________________________________
♪ Together a-...
_________________________________
♪ Together again! ♪
_________________________________
Okay, Nadya, this is it. Your solo.
_________________________________
NADYA: Kermit!
_________________________________
(CHORUS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-(CLANKS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(GASPS AND SIGHS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(WIND HOWLING)
-Huh?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(BARKING AND YELLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
I saved you, little buddy!
_________________________________
(GASPS AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(YELLING)
-Okay...
_________________________________
I saved you, little buddy. Remember? I...
_________________________________
Ow! Ow!
_________________________________
-SID: Ow!
-(SCRAT YELLING)
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: ♪ I never knew I lost you till I found you
_________________________________
♪ And I never guessed how close you were to me
_________________________________
♪ And now I want to throw my arms around you
_________________________________
♪ Tell a thousand tales that will astound you
_________________________________
♪ Everything about you tells me this was meant to be
_________________________________
♪ Don't you see?
_________________________________
♪ I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
♪ And together we're facing the world
_________________________________
♪ Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________
♪ And the great divide
_________________________________
♪ Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________
♪ Anymore
_________________________________
So, is it true that glaciers are stealthy?
_________________________________
You're sitting on one now, man.
_________________________________
CLANK: (LAUGHING) Sneaky glacier.
_________________________________
♪ I can't recall what life was like without you
_________________________________
♪ Now it feels as though we've never been apart
_________________________________
♪ Tell me every tiny thing about you
_________________________________
♪ Anything you'll say I'll never doubt you
_________________________________
♪ We're meant to be together I can feel it in my heart
_________________________________
♪ It's just the start
_________________________________
♪ I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
♪ And together we're facing the world
_________________________________
♪ Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________
♪ And the great divide
_________________________________
♪ Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________
♪ And if you'll be there beside me when I falter
_________________________________
♪ Then whatever comes I know we'll take it all in stride
_________________________________
♪ I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ The great divide
_________________________________
♪ It doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________
♪ I'm on your side
_________________________________
♪ Let's take this ride
_________________________________
♪ And together we're facing the world
_________________________________
♪ Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________
♪ And the great divide
_________________________________
♪ Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________
♪ Anymore ♪
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Hey, pull the rope!
_________________________________
Oh, right.
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
This cast is really heavy.
_________________________________
Rowlf, come here.
Come here, come here.
_________________________________
ROWLF: Yeah, what do you got there?
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Take this.
_________________________________
(ROWLF GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You should have negotiated
a smaller font size.
_________________________________
(GROANS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
I believe I may have
something that could help.
_________________________________
This is my automated
end-crawl operating machine.
_________________________________
All I have to do is push this button
and it will crawl all by itself.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(BEAKER SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Oh. Let's try this.
_________________________________
Another qualified success.
_________________________________
-(BEAKER MOANING)
-(SWEETUMS GROANING)
_________________________________
(MINI-SLOTHS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(DREAMY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Check this out.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You can go home now, Ma.
The movie is over.
_________________________________