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PRINCE: (SINGING)
Now that I've found you
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DOC: The door is open.
HAPPY: The chimney's smoking.
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-DOC: Something's in there.
-Maybe a ghost.
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SNOW WHITE:
And you're, you're Bashful.
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SNOW WHITE:
And you, you're Sleepy.
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SNOW WHITE:
You mean he can't talk?
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DOC: Snow White?
ALL: The Princess?
_________________________________
HAPPY: Who will?
DOC: Yes, who?
_________________________________
SNOW WHITE: Uh-uh, uh-uh!
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DOC: Courage, men, courage.
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-DOC: Hey, steady, men.
-We'll get him there. We'll get him.
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HAPPY: Never say die. Never say die.
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GRUMPY: You don't...
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DOC: Now, scrub good and hard
It can't be denied
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BASHFUL: Ain't he sweet?
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DOC: Now don't you worry about us.
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HAPPY: We'll be all right, ma'am.
DOC: Go right on up now, my dear.
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-I saw it first!
-DOC: Now, men, don't get excited.
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SNOW WHITE: Bless the seven little
men who have been so kind to me.
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-'Tain't natural.
-DOC: There's something wrong.
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PRINCE: (SINGING) On song
_________________________________
PRINCE: I have but one song
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PRINCE: One heart
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PRINCE: That has possessed me
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TRITON: Yes.
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FLOUNDER: Ariel, wait for me.
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ARIEL: Isn't it fantastic?
_________________________________
ARIEL: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.
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FLOUNDER: I'm not a guppy.
(GRUNTS)
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-Ariel?
-ARIEL: Flounder, will you relax?
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FLOUNDER: I am not.
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ARIEL: Scuttle!
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SCUTTLE: Any time, sweetie!
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URSULA: Yes, hurry home, Princess.
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-(GASPS)
-TRITON: What? Oh!
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SEBASTIAN: How do I get
myself into these situations?
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ARIEL: If only I could make
him understand.
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-(ACCORDION PLAYS)
-ARIEL: Sebastian!
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-ARIEL: What do you suppose...
-Ariel?
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Ariel?
_________________________________
ERIC: (WHISTLES)
Max! Here, boy!
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Happy birthday, Eric.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Perhaps you haven't
been looking hard enough.
_________________________________
MAN: Hurricane a-comin'!
_________________________________
-ERIC: Look out!
-(MEN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Eric?
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Eric!
_________________________________
ANDRINA: Ariel, dear, time to come out.
_________________________________
ATTINA: What is with her lately?
_________________________________
SEAHORSE: Sebastian!
_________________________________
URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: And she's only got
three days!
_________________________________
ERIC: Max!
_________________________________
ERIC: Are you okay, miss?
_________________________________
CARLOTTA: Washed up
from a shipwreck.
_________________________________
WOMAN 1: No!
WOMAN 2: Gertrude says...
_________________________________
-WOMAN 3: I mean, really.
-Madam, please...
_________________________________
WOMAN 3: She shows up in rags
and doesn't speak.
_________________________________
CARLOTTA: (LAUGHS)
Come on, honey. Don't be shy.
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-(LAUGHS)
-CARLOTTA: Oh, my.
_________________________________
TRITON: Oh, what have I done?
What have I done?
_________________________________
PUPPETEER: Oh, Judy!
_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Move over.
Move your big feathers.
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SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.
_________________________________
-SCUTTLE: Stand back!
-(CHIRPING)
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SCUTTLE: Wa, wa, wa, wa!
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ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.
_________________________________
URSULA: Nice work, boys.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Well, now, Eric.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: And she is lovely.
_________________________________
ERIC: We wish to be married
as soon soon as possible.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Oh. Oh. Very well,
Eric, uh, as you wish.
_________________________________
URSULA: Before the sun sets
on the third day.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Ariel, grab onto that.
_________________________________
URSULA: Eric, no!
_________________________________
-At last.
-ARIEL: No.
_________________________________
CHEF LOUIS: Ah-ha!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Have you ever wondered
how nature gets its glow?
_________________________________
EUDORA: "Just at that moment,
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!
_________________________________
JAMES: Mmm.
Gumbo smells good, Tiana.
_________________________________
WOMAN: Ooh, that smells good!
_________________________________
MAN: I got some hush puppies, Tiana.
Here I come!
_________________________________
JAMES: You know the thing
about good food?
_________________________________
MICHAEL: Couldn't sleep, Pops.
_________________________________
MICHAEL:
I just feel at this particular time...
_________________________________
MALE REPORTER:
What are you gonna do now?
_________________________________
FAIRY 1: Hello.
FAIRY 2: Hello.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Whoa!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: You know,
I do believe you're right.
_________________________________
BOBBLE:
Glad we had a bath today, eh, Clank?
_________________________________
CLANK: Excuse us!
BOBBLE: Coming through!
_________________________________
CLANK: Sorry! Make way for tinkers!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Why, it's almost time
for the changing of the seasons.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Aye. They've just finished
bringing winter to the world.
_________________________________
CLANK: Always practicing
that perfect shade of amber, eh?
_________________________________
BOBBLE:
And the fairies of Summer Glade
_________________________________
CLANK: But not as much
as the autumn fairies,
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Yes, Clanky. Because
right now, fairies of every talent
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Get along.
Get along, little sproutlings, and dig.
_________________________________
TINKER FAIRY: Let her go.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Watch out for falling...
_________________________________
-It's mine?
-CLANK: Sure is.
_________________________________
CLANK: Goodbye.
_________________________________
KID: Woo-hoo!
_________________________________
-Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
-SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Exactly.
_________________________________
-Okay, we need something...
-NAWT: My bad.
_________________________________
-Something wacky.
-NAWT: Wacky.
_________________________________
-Bring them here.
-BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.
_________________________________
CREATURES: We're gonna go
get them. Yeah. All right.
_________________________________
UMPIRE: Strike!
_________________________________
UMPIRE: Ball!
_________________________________
CATCHER: That was your pitch.
_________________________________
PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike.
PLAYER 2: Good hustle.
_________________________________
BLANKO: Are we there yet?
_________________________________
ELMER: All right, you irascible bunny.
_________________________________
BLANKO: Is he around?
_________________________________
POUND:
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.
_________________________________
BANG: Hey, what do you think
we are, stupid?
_________________________________
-We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha.
-NAWT: Move it, mister.
_________________________________
STAN: Sorry it took so long.
MICHAEL: Don't worry.
_________________________________
STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MICHAEL: Hold up, right here.
_________________________________
STAN: What, here?
MICHAEL: Yes.
_________________________________
-How was your game?
-JEFF: I don't want to talk.
_________________________________
-JASMINE: Hi, Dad.
-Hey, hey.
_________________________________
JUANITA: Hey.
MICHAEL: Hey.
_________________________________
CLANK: Well, spring won't spring itself.
_________________________________
-BOBBLE: When preparing for spring.
-We do all this and more!
_________________________________
-HOUSEKEEPER: Chicken.
-Chicken and what?
_________________________________
-Top duck coming through.
-FOGHORN: Hey!
_________________________________
SYLVESTER: We're in big trouble now.
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah? Who says?
-NAWT: Says who?
_________________________________
-BUPKUS: Why?
-Just a sec.
_________________________________
FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: An exhilarating team sport
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
The mouse's name is Cheese?
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Must be.
He always comes when we yell it.
_________________________________
CLANK: Sprinting thistles!
Bobble! Bobble!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Gather round, ladies.
_________________________________
FAWN: Don't get your wings in a bunch.
ROSETTA: Don't be like that.
_________________________________
FAWN: You, too! Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Fly with you later!
_________________________________
-BUFORD: Order up!
-Maybe next time.
_________________________________
VIOLET: I told y'all she wouldn't come.
_________________________________
MR. FENNER 2:
You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!
_________________________________
LAWRENCE: Sire!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Right! Here we are.
_________________________________
-Yeah, yeah. Sure I can.
-BOBBLE: Well, I…
_________________________________
-Lost things.
-BOBBLE: Aye.
_________________________________
CLANK: Like me. I can be a wheel.
_________________________________
FLOWER FAIRY 1: It's the Queen!
_________________________________
-because just as fairies...
-TINKER BELL: Queen Clarion!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Let me show you!
_________________________________
-QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell, I...
-Here, allow me to demonstrate.
_________________________________
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
_________________________________
TIANA: You don't look
that much different,
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way!
TIANA: Oh, no!
_________________________________
TIANA: I can't see a thing!
NAVEEN: Neither can I!
_________________________________
TIANA: Voodoo?
_________________________________
TIANA: Those aren't logs.
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go?
ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 4: Come here,
you plump, tasty morsel!
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 3:
That's my tail, pea brain!
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go?
Come on!
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Psst!
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS)
You can hop, but you can't hide.
_________________________________
ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.
_________________________________
TIANA: Keep your slimy self
away from me!
_________________________________
POUND: Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
_________________________________
NAWT: Excuse me.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Ow.
Get your feet out of my nose.
_________________________________
BANG: Quiet, they're looking.
_________________________________
NAWT: Hey, it's basketball.
_________________________________
BANG: Where?
BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?
_________________________________
NAWT: Hey, hey!
POUND: What?
_________________________________
NAWT: She's looking again.
BUPKUS: Close it up.
_________________________________
POUND: You poked me again.
_________________________________
POUND: Wow, a killer. Let me see.
_________________________________
NAWT: Okay, go get him.
POUND: Yeah.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Wow. He did it.
_________________________________
MAN: What's wrong with him?
_________________________________
PLAYER: Yeah, could be.
_________________________________
FLOWER FAIRY 1:
Get your pixie dust yet?
_________________________________
SPARROWMAN 1: Just did.
_________________________________
-Nice day for flying.
-FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Tinker Bell?
FAWN: Tinker Bell?
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: So, for your first day
of water fairy training,
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
-CLANK: All right, then.
-No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Like a wittle, wee baby, there.
_________________________________
FAWN: We'll save you, Tink!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Bob and weave!
Bob and weave!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Cover your tushy!
_________________________________
-Preparing for spring.
-CLANK: We do all this and more.
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Tinker Bell,
I'd like a word with you.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Whoa!
NAWT: Ah!
_________________________________
TIANA: Rise and shine,
sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
_________________________________
FAWN: We're teaching baby birds
how to fly.
_________________________________
-FAIRY 1: What's happening?
-Quick, hide!
_________________________________
FAIRY 2: Look out!
_________________________________
FAIRY 1: What?
FAIRY 2: You all right?
_________________________________
FAIRY 1: So scary.
_________________________________
BILL: (SIGHS)
A hundred and seventy-five yards.
_________________________________
MICHAEL: You can stop posing now.
_________________________________
-BILL: Something for you to shoot at.
-Hit it good.
_________________________________
-Good shot, Larry.
-STAN: That's nice.
_________________________________
STAN: Whoa.
_________________________________
LARRY: You clowns can't beat that.
_________________________________
-Really nice shot, Mr. Bird.
-LARRY: Larry, please.
_________________________________
-Close to the pin?
-BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner?
_________________________________
LARRY: Sounds good.
BILL: I'll go close to the pin.
_________________________________
BILL: That's not bad.
_________________________________
LARRY: Good shot.
_________________________________
MICHAEL:
Look at that. Look at that spin.
_________________________________
BILL: Oh.
_________________________________
LARRY: Don't say it.
STAN: Never seen one of these before.
_________________________________
-BILL: That's his ball too.
-Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.
_________________________________
-MICHAEL: Just take the picture.
-Okay.
_________________________________
GRANNY: It's Air Jordan.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Say "ah."
_________________________________
ELMER: We got weights.
_________________________________
POUND: Hey, everybody.
Look at your hero now.
_________________________________
TWEETY: My poor little cranium.
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear,
I am positively mortified
_________________________________
PLAYER: Yeah, serve her!
Come on! Rebound!
_________________________________
DOCTOR: Just a few more tests,
gentlemen.
_________________________________
MICHAEL: Okay. Where's the ball?
_________________________________
-In 3-D land?
-MICHAEL: Yeah.
_________________________________
NAVEEN: No, no...
TIANA: Don't...
_________________________________
LOUIS: How's that?
_________________________________
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
_________________________________
BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
_________________________________
-Aw! That's so sweet.
-NAVEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
_________________________________
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
_________________________________
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
_________________________________
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,
yes, indeed!
_________________________________
-RAY: Just a little more!
-With some Bananas Foster
_________________________________
-Little ridiculous.
-TIANA: Are you mincing?
_________________________________
FAWN: You fixed it!
SILVERMIST: Wow!
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Beautiful!
ROSETTA: Amazing!
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: It might be
the sparkliest thing I've ever seen,
_________________________________
DAFFY: The view back here stinks.
_________________________________
BUGS: Whoa.
DAFFY: What?
_________________________________
BUGS: We're right in front
of Michael's house.
_________________________________
DAFFY: I knew that.
_________________________________
BUGS: Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.
_________________________________
DAFFY: I say, let's go in that way.
_________________________________
BUGS: He just never learns.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Now, let me see.
_________________________________
BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know
all those mugs and t-shirts
_________________________________
BUGS: You, uh, ever see
any money from all that stuff?
_________________________________
DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent.
BUGS: Hmm. Me neither.
_________________________________
DAFFY: It's a crying shame.
_________________________________
BUGS: We have found the trophy room.
_________________________________
BUGS: In there?
_________________________________
PATRICK: (WHISPERS) Bugs Bunny?
_________________________________
STAN: This is it. This is it.
_________________________________
BUGS: You and me both, brother.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Listen, how is this
for a new team name:
_________________________________
-The Ducks.
-BUGS: Please.
_________________________________
DAFFY:
So sue me. It's just a suggestion.
_________________________________
PORKY:
Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.
_________________________________
-FOGHORN: Come on.
-Come on.
_________________________________
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
_________________________________
RAY: Love is beautiful
Love is wonderful
_________________________________
RAY: No, no, no!
_________________________________
TIANA: We're so glad we found you,
Mama Odie.
_________________________________
-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy.
-Ma'am?
_________________________________
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the Mardi Gras parade.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Come on, you!
Oh, come on!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. So sorry.
_________________________________
GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
_________________________________
SPRING: I don't think we can
fix this in time.
_________________________________
WINTER: What, and put my
snowflake fairies back to work? Oh, no.
_________________________________
SUMMER:
But we can't! We can't do that!
_________________________________
-No.
-SPRING: Oh, no.
_________________________________
SUMMER: Who's going to paint
our leaves now?
_________________________________
AUTUMN: The apples and pumpkins
will never grow.
_________________________________
SUMMER: No rolling hills
covered in daffodils?
_________________________________
SPRING: And it took months to harvest
all those seeds!
_________________________________
AUTUMN: Animals waking
from hibernation
_________________________________
FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Thank you. Thank you.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: The challengers
for the Ultimate Game...
_________________________________
BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up on the duck.
_________________________________
NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.
_________________________________
BANG: Get him.
_________________________________
-Bad old putty tat.
-POUND: I'll take that, thank you.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Yeah, man, we got it
going on. One more half.
_________________________________
POUND: Right, man. We got them.
_________________________________
POUND: That locker.
_________________________________
TIANA: Where you taking me?
_________________________________
CAPTAIN: Port of New Orleans,
all ashore!
_________________________________
-I know we're down.
-DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Yeah, right.
That's gonna help us.
_________________________________
-DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
-You all right, Stan?
_________________________________
-DAFFY: Secret stuff?
-You wouldn't hold out on us, would ya?
_________________________________
-Uh, I'd like some of that.
-LOLA: Could I have a sip, please?
_________________________________
BUGS: Coming through.
_________________________________
PORKY: Going up.
POUND: You're mine, fool.
_________________________________
REVEREND: Do you, Prince Naveen,
take Charlotte to be your wife?
_________________________________
REVEREND: ...as you both shall live?
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
_________________________________
REVEREND: And so, by the power
vested in me by the state of Louisiana,
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Lawrence,
why are you doing this?
_________________________________
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
_________________________________
MAN: He's a real gator!
_________________________________
-POUND: He's a baseball player.
-Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
_________________________________
BLANKO: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
SWACKHAMMER:
You'll be our star attraction.
_________________________________
NAWT: All right.
_________________________________
POUND: Feeding time, boys.
_________________________________
POUND: Goodbye.
_________________________________
-LOLA: I'm open, I'm open.
-Lola, Lola, heads up.
_________________________________
LOLA: Oh!
POUND: Belly flop.
_________________________________
LOLA: Oh, my. Bugs!
_________________________________
-Now that was one hard-working man.
-MAN: See you in the morning, James.
_________________________________
DR. FACILIER: Double,
sometime triple shifts.
_________________________________
-TIANA: Daddy!
-Hey, babycakes!
_________________________________
DR. FACILIER:
Shame all that hard work
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE:
Anything you want, sugar.
_________________________________
-TIANA: Wait!
-Tiana?
_________________________________
LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!
_________________________________
-NAVEEN: Louis, what is it?
-Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.
_________________________________
PLAYER:
I could have been a contender.
_________________________________
-PLAYER: I could have had a...
-Clear!
_________________________________
LOLA: I'll take some.
PORKY: Yeah, can I have some too?
_________________________________
BANG: Big man pancake.
_________________________________
-Kick it to the bunny down in the post.
-LOLA: Yeah?
_________________________________
BILL: This must be mine. Woo-hoo!
_________________________________
LOLA: Mike!
_________________________________
POUND: Get the rabbit. Get the girl.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Hey.
BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.
_________________________________
BILL: Whoopsie-daisy.
_________________________________
-Wait. What are you doing? Wait.
-POUND: Come here.
_________________________________
-BLANKO: Fair is fair.
-There you go. Touch it.
_________________________________
-SHAWN: I don't know.
-Been getting your butt kicked?
_________________________________
-MUGGSY: Who's that?
-It's Michael Jordan.
_________________________________
SHAWN:
Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
_________________________________
-LARRY: Handle it, baby.
-I can handle that rock again.
_________________________________
LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.
_________________________________
PATRICK: Yeah, get height now.
_________________________________
PATRICK: Oh, man. That felt good.
_________________________________
SHAWN: I got it.
MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.
_________________________________
-VIDIA: Hide the squirrels!
-What is your problem, Vidia?
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah!
-BOBBLE: It's not fuzzy.
_________________________________
-CLANK: Yes, it is.
-No, it isn't.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Just tie this off here.
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Not here, you don't!
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: I knew you'd get to go!
FAWN: Oh, Tink!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (SINGING) Come away
with me now to the sky
_________________________________
MRS. DARLING: Yes, Wendy.
What is it, darling?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: A fairy's work is
much more than,
_________________________________
BUTTERFLY: Congratulations.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
The Chicago Bulls welcome back...
_________________________________
JAFAR: At last,
after all my years of searching,
_________________________________
MAN: Stop! Thief!
_________________________________
-GUARD: There he is!
-You won't get away so easy!
_________________________________
GUARD: Scoundrel
MAN: Take that
_________________________________
-MAN: Stop, thief
-Vandal
_________________________________
MAIN GUARD: Get him!
_________________________________
ABU: Yum, yum!
_________________________________
-ALADDIN: Abu!
-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-The princess?
-ABU: Princess?
_________________________________
ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
_________________________________
MAN: You're only a fool
if you give up, boy.
_________________________________
-CAVE: Infidels!
-Uh-oh.
_________________________________
CAVE: You have touched
the forbidden treasure!
_________________________________
SULTAN: Oh, dearest.
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-GENIE: Here he comes.
_________________________________
GENIE: He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.
_________________________________
-Try me.
-SULTAN: Look out, Polly.
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: (SIGHS)
What am I gonna do?
_________________________________
-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.
-Down, kitty.
_________________________________
GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.
Talk about her.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Now I'm in
A whole new world with you
_________________________________
JASMINE: Unbelievable sights
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jasmine.
_________________________________
-SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.
-(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!
_________________________________
-Sultan?
-SULTAN: Yes.
_________________________________
IAGO: We gotta get outta here.
I gotta start packing. Only essentials.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.
Will you come here?
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-ALADDIN: Jasmine.
_________________________________
-SULTAN: Ali Ababwa!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker?
-(SULTAN MOANING)
_________________________________
JASMINE: Jafar.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Cute little gaps
between your teeth.
_________________________________
JAFAR: Things are unraveling
fast now, boy.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin.
_________________________________
ALADDIN:
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
_________________________________
JAFAR: Get your blasted beak
out of my face.
_________________________________
-IAGO: Oh, shut up, your moron.
-Don't tell me to shut up.
_________________________________
JAFAR: Shut up!
_________________________________
GRAMMA: In the beginning...
_________________________________
TUI: As long as we stay
on our very safe island...
_________________________________
GRAMMA: The legends are true.
_________________________________
TUI: Mother, Motunui, is paradise.
_________________________________
TUI: Moana!
_________________________________
MOANA: Fixed!
_________________________________
VILLAGER: Ow! Ow! Ow!
_________________________________
FISHERMAN: Chief?
_________________________________
TUI:
Have you tried using a different bait?
_________________________________
FISHERMAN: I don't think it's the bait.
_________________________________
TUI: Of course, I understand
you have reason for concern.
_________________________________
GRAMMA: When I die...
_________________________________
MOANA: What's in there?
_________________________________
VILLAGER 1: The crops
are turning black.
_________________________________
VILLAGER 2: What about the fish?
_________________________________
VILLAGER 3:
This is happening all over the island.
_________________________________
TUI: What can be done?
_________________________________
MOANA: No, no!
_________________________________
MOANA: Yeah!
_________________________________
-TUI: Moana!
-Dad?
_________________________________
SINA: Moana!
_________________________________
MAUI: Enjoy your beauty rest?
_________________________________
MAUI: Hey, crab cake!
_________________________________
-MOANA: Hey!
-Huh?
_________________________________
MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
_________________________________
GRAMMA: You're a long ways
past the reef.
_________________________________
MAUI: Te Ka!
_________________________________
MALE VILLAGER: She's back!
_________________________________
-FEMALE VILLAGER: Moana!
-(PUA SQUEALING)
_________________________________
MOANA: Pua!
_________________________________
ELINOR:
Merida, come along, sweetheart.
_________________________________
-We're leaving now.
-MERIDA: I saw a wisp.
_________________________________
MERIDA: Some say our destiny
is tied to the land...
_________________________________
MERIDA: I'm the example.
_________________________________
MERIDA: But every once in a while,
_________________________________
FERGUS: Leave her be.
_________________________________
FERGUS: You're getting too big,
the two of you.
_________________________________
ELINOR: Aha.
_________________________________
-FERGUS: Hey, hey! (LAUGHS)
-(MUNCHING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
-FERGUS: You're muttering.
-I don't mutter.
_________________________________
GUARD: My lord!
_________________________________
-...the four clans.
-MAN: Aye.
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-FERGUS: Clan Macintosh.
_________________________________
-(SCOFFS)
-FERGUS: Clan MacGuffin!
_________________________________
-MAN: Lies!
-What? I heard that.
_________________________________
-MAN: Huh?
-(SHEEP BLEATS)
_________________________________
FERGUS: You want a fresh one?
_________________________________
FERGUS: Crivens, you're fierce.
_________________________________
PRINCE: Ooh!
_________________________________
-MAN: I got it!
-Good arm.
_________________________________
ELINOR: Merida!
_________________________________
-MERIDA: Ah, ah, ah.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
WITCH: The last time I did this
was for a prince.
_________________________________
-ELINOR: Merida.
-Mum!
_________________________________
FERGUS: All right, that's fine.
That's just fine.
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-FERGUS: Elinor, look!
_________________________________
MERIDA: Why do I always get blamed
for everything? It's just not fair.
_________________________________
MERIDA: Mum, you can't go out there.
_________________________________
LORD DINGWALL: Another one of
your entertainments to bore us to death!
_________________________________
LORD MACINTOSH:
Oh, and what exactly are we after...
_________________________________
LORD MACINTOSH: ...my liege?
_________________________________
LORD MACGUFFIN: Best to humor him.
He is, after all, the King.
_________________________________
-(MOCK ROARING CONTINUES)
-FERGUS: Come on, lads!
_________________________________
LORD MACGUFFIN:
Think we should lay a trap?
_________________________________
FERGUS: Try shutting yours!
_________________________________
FERGUS: I'm sure it went this way.
_________________________________
LORD MACGUFFIN:
You can see my house from here.
_________________________________
LORD DINGWALL:
I propped it open with a stick.
_________________________________
HANDMAID: What did you see, Maudie?
Just spit it out, Maudie.
_________________________________
HANDMAID: Maudie, honey, come here!
It's all right!
_________________________________
MERIDA: Where are these wisps?
_________________________________
MERIDA: Mum, look.
_________________________________
MERIDA: Why did the wisps
bring us here?
_________________________________
LORD MACINTOSH: We will not stand
for any more of this jiggery-pokery.
_________________________________
LORD MACGUFFIN:
Bah, it's just a legend.
_________________________________
MERIDA: And, Lord Macintosh,
_________________________________
-I'll not risking losing you, too.
-MERIDA: No, Dad! Just listen to me.
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-MAUDIE: Oh!
_________________________________
FERGUS: There he goes.
_________________________________
FERGUS: We've got his track!
_________________________________
FERGUS: Watch your blade!
You're going to take somebody's arm off!
_________________________________
-FERGUS: Give me a hand over here!
-Put your back into it, Dingwall!
_________________________________
LORD DINGWALL:
I'm doing all the pulling here.
_________________________________
LORD MACGUFFIN:
Down you go, you scoundrel.
_________________________________
MERIDA: There are those who say fate
is something beyond our command,
_________________________________
LYRIA: "The changing of the seasons
_________________________________
FLYNN: This is the story of how I died.
_________________________________
FLYNN: You get the gist. She sings to it,
she turns young. Creepy, right?
_________________________________
FLYNN: The magic of the golden flower
healed the queen.
_________________________________
FLYNN: I'll give you a hint,
that's Rapunzel.
_________________________________
FLYNN: Gothel broke into the castle,
stole the child,
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: (SINGING)
Save what has been lost
_________________________________
FLYNN: Gothel had found
her new magic flower,
_________________________________
FLYNN: But the walls of that tower
could not hide everything.
_________________________________
WALTER: That's me, Walter.
_________________________________
WALTER: I have the best life
in the whole world.
_________________________________
WALTER: We were a great team.
_________________________________
WALTER: Oh, don't get me wrong.
It's not perfect.
_________________________________
-That was so fun!
-WALTER: Nothing is.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS)
-MAN: Sorry, kid.
_________________________________
GIRL: I wanna do that again!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Come on. I'll ride with ya!
_________________________________
BOY: Hurry up!
_________________________________
WALTER: Even the sunniest days
can have a few clouds in them.
_________________________________
WALTER: Yeah. Uh, race you home!
_________________________________
-(APPLAUSE ON TV)
-WALTER: I found them...
_________________________________
KIDS: Trick or treat!
WALTER: Because from then on...
_________________________________
BOY: Is that Kermit the Frog?
What is this, 1978?
_________________________________
WALTER: ...even on
the worst days, I knew...
_________________________________
KERMIT: (ON TV)
Cancel that last remark.
_________________________________
WALTER: ...as long as there
are singing frogs and joking bears...
_________________________________
WALTER: And as long as
there are Muppets...
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-KERMIT: Somebody get him!
_________________________________
GONZO: Come on!
_________________________________
-GIRL: Bye, Mr. Gary.
-Have a good break, guys.
_________________________________
-MAN: Okay, they're gone!
-(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________
-Is it okay if I take this?
-FAIRY GARY: Sure.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Hammer.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Clip.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: It's all
a big misunderstanding.
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: Thank you, Viola.
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: The blue pixie
dust restores the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________
WALTER: Hey, Gary, what should
we do first at Muppet Studio?
_________________________________
-GOTHEL: Rapunzel!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
TERENCE: Tink!
_________________________________
GARY: Come on, buddy.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Knock-knock.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Looks good.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Knock-knickity-knock!
_________________________________
TERENCE: Knickity-knickity-knock!
Knickity-knock!
_________________________________
TERENCE: (SOFTLY)
Knock-knock! Who's there?
_________________________________
-The deed to this property.
-WALDORF: Exactly.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-RICHMAN: Maniacal laugh.
_________________________________
GARY: Walter!
MARY: Walter?
_________________________________
GARY: Walter!
MARY: Walter!
_________________________________
WALTER: (GASPS) Stop the car!
I've got an idea!
_________________________________
CLANK: For Tink!
_________________________________
-Finally.
-TERENCE: Hey, Tink! I'm back!
_________________________________
-CLANK: Hello, Tink!
-Clank! Bobble!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: We figure you could use
a real break.
_________________________________
-GOTHEL: Rapunzel!
-(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
GOTHEL: I'll be back
in three days' time.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: I love you more.
_________________________________
GOTHEL: I love you most.
_________________________________
FLYNN: Is this hair?
_________________________________
GARY: We've been doing this
for a long time.
_________________________________
-MARY: Guys!
-We can't give up, Gary.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Excuse me...
_________________________________
-KERMIT: Good grief.
-New Coke?
_________________________________
KERMIT: Well, I guess this is the place.
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Good evening, folks,
and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Sixty-four shows nightly
can get pretty grueling.
_________________________________
POLICEMAN: Step out of the vehicle!
_________________________________
KERMIT:
Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie.
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Thanks.
_________________________________
-MAN 1: Right away, sir.
-And, you, send the 28,000 tons
_________________________________
-MAN 2: You bet.
-Oh, and you?
_________________________________
GONZO: Hey, guys, up here!
_________________________________
TEACHER: So maybe if you
look inside yourself,
_________________________________
-Good.
-KERMIT: Psst! Animal!
_________________________________
-TEACHER: Excellent.
-It's me, Kermit.
_________________________________
WALTER: Gary!
_________________________________
'80S ROBOT: Mr. Kermit,
_________________________________
KERMIT: Ah, great idea, '80s Robot.
_________________________________
'80S ROBOT: Eighty-seven point three
miles to go. Eighty-seven point two...
_________________________________
KERMIT: '80s Robot,
do you have to do that?
_________________________________
ANIMAL: Paris! Paris!
_________________________________
WALTER: Look at these ceilings!
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Yeah.
They must be very tall here.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Yeah, very nice.
_________________________________
RECEPTIONIST: All right.
ANIMAL: Mean lady.
_________________________________
-Close the door on your way out.
-KERMIT: Thanks a lot.
_________________________________
WALTER: She wasn't very nice.
KERMIT: Yeah.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: Decisions, decisions.
_________________________________
-Can't you see I'm busy?
-RECEPTIONIST: Of course.
_________________________________
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-FOZZIE: Oop, sorry.
_________________________________
MARY: You guys okay?
GARY: Is anyone hurt?
_________________________________
KERMIT: Okay, I've got an idea.
We need a pig that can sing.
_________________________________
FOZZIE: But, Kermit, who could
possibly replace Miss Piggy?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: That's it, Cheese.
Keep them coming.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: I'm okay.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Still okay.
_________________________________
MAN: I just thought
I could make a difference.
_________________________________
BOBO: Let me wipe that down.
_________________________________
DEADLY: You've missed a spot.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Okay, this is it.
_________________________________
KERMIT: (IN FLASHBACK)
It's The Muppet Show,
_________________________________
BOB HOPE: Time once again
for "Veterinarian's Hospital,"
_________________________________
WALTER: You're doing a great job.
Wocka wocka.
_________________________________
-Bye.
-SCOOTER: Uh, Kermit?
_________________________________
-(LAUGHTER)
-FOZZIE: Like that.
_________________________________
WALTER: Oh, okay.
FOZZIE: Now you.
_________________________________
FLYNN: (GRUNTS)
Now they're just being mean.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Tink?
_________________________________
GOTHEL: Or...
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: Hey.
_________________________________
FLYNN: So, can I ask you something?
_________________________________
-(NEIGHING)
-FLYNN: Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________
-FLYNN: What?
-Now drop the boot.
_________________________________
-FLYNN: Excuse me?
-Nobody appreciates you, do they?
_________________________________
KERMIT: Okay, gather around, troops!
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: Hold it right there,
sausage snout!
_________________________________
SCOOTER: Welcome back, Miss Piggy.
_________________________________
JANICE:
Wow, she sure hasn't changed.
_________________________________
-You missed your cue.
-SWEETUMS: I know!
_________________________________
FLOYD: Animal, heel! Sit!
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) Who's next?
-ANIMAL: In control.
_________________________________
WOMAN: Take my picture!
_________________________________
MAN: Order up!
_________________________________
OWL: Who?
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: (SINGING)
Yes I know what's on your mind
_________________________________
-FLOYD: What?
-What is that supposed to mean?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-ZOOT: What?
_________________________________
DR. TEETH: Kermit?
_________________________________
MAN: To the boats!
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: (SINGING) All those
days watching from the windows
_________________________________
FLYNN: All those days
chasing down a daydream
_________________________________
FLYNN: Ah! There you are!
_________________________________
GOTHEL: Rapunzel!
_________________________________
-Walter, hey.
-WALTER: Oh, Gary.
_________________________________
SWEDISH CHEF:
(GASPS) No maskin'?
_________________________________
MAN: Check the door on Stage 28.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: Now!
_________________________________
JACK: Whoa!
_________________________________
-GONZO: Hi-yah!
-Ah!
_________________________________
-FLYNN: No! Wait, guys!
-(NICKERS QUESTIONINGLY)
_________________________________
FLYNN: Rapunzel!
_________________________________
MARY: Gary, I've gone home.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: Kermit.
_________________________________
-In the trunk.
-JACK: Get me outta here!
_________________________________
-Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!
-MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
_________________________________
LEW ZEALAND: Mr. the Frog...
_________________________________
BOBO: Nicely done, sir. As usual.
RICHMAN: En garde.
_________________________________
MAN: And coming up next on CDE,
The Muppet Telethon.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: What did you do to him?
_________________________________
GOTHEL: That criminal is to be hanged
for his crimes.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Fly in the arches!
_________________________________
TALL TROLL: Fuzz face.
SMALL TROLL: Thimble head.
_________________________________
-TALL TROLL: Stinky breath.
-Googly eyes.
_________________________________
TALL TROLL: Weasel toes!
SMALL TROLL: Badger brain!
_________________________________
SMALL TROLL: You're the best.
TALL TROLL: No, you.
_________________________________
-SMALL TROLL: No, you.
-No, you're right, I am the best.
_________________________________
SMALL TROLL: Well, you're ugly
and stinky.
_________________________________
TALL TROLL: Really?
_________________________________
JACK: Stop cleaning me!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________
-MUPPET: Yes, we are.
-Hi. Hello.
_________________________________
-GONZO: Help!
-Okay, thank you, Gonzo.
_________________________________
-FOZZIE: Wocka wocka wocka!
-Make it stop! No!
_________________________________
RICHMAN: What is happening?
_________________________________
-FOZZIE: That's not good.
-Uh, it appears that, uh,
_________________________________
KERMIT: Ladies and gentlemen,
Jack Black!
_________________________________
KERMIT: Ladies and gentlemen,
don't be alarmed.
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Uh, Kermit,
_________________________________
KERMIT: All right,
calm down, everybody.
_________________________________
-I am so sorry.
-TERENCE: I forgive you.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Run!
_________________________________
TERENCE: Hold on!
_________________________________
RICHMAN: What?
How'd they get the power back?
_________________________________
-(UNCLE DEADLY LAUGHS)
-RICHMAN: Deadly.
_________________________________
SCOOTER: Uh... Well, sorta.
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: You saved it?
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: The Muppet Telethon
will return after these messages.
_________________________________
-Think, think, think!
-FOZZIE: What am I thinking?
_________________________________
-No, no, no, that will never work!
-MAN: We're back in three, two...
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Oh, that was wonderful!
_________________________________
KERMIT:
Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!
_________________________________
GOTHEL: And as for us...
_________________________________
'80S ROBOT: Help! I've been mugged.
_________________________________
-RECORDED VOICE: We're sorry...
-What happened? Hello?
_________________________________
ROWLF: Ah, not now, Fozzie.
_________________________________
-I can't believe this.
-MAN: I know.
_________________________________
FLOYD: Well, that's that.
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Yeah! Come on!
ROWLF: Come on, Walter!
_________________________________
TERENCE: Now, how are we
gonna fly this thing?
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Well, with any luck,
my pixie-dust bag
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Wow.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Are magnified in relation
to the moonbeam rays.
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION:
Minister, Fairy Mary?
_________________________________
SPARROWMAN: Whoa! Look up there!
_________________________________
WOMAN: Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: Fairies
of Pixie Hollow,
_________________________________
LYRIA: "The greatest treasures
are not gold
_________________________________
FLYNN: Well, you can imagine
what happened next.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: (SCOLDING) Eugene!
FLYNN: All right, I asked her.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: And we're living
happily ever after.
_________________________________
FLYNN: Yes, we are.
_________________________________
JACK: Remember me? I'm Jack Black!
_________________________________
MAN: All hail the Hobo King.
_________________________________
NEWSMAN: This just in, "Richman
gives back Muppet Theater and name.
_________________________________
NEWSMAN: Breaking news,
"Miss Piggy promises
_________________________________
MAN: Light the fire now!
Light the signal!
_________________________________
MULAN: "Quiet and demure.
_________________________________
-We can't all be acupuncturists.
-OLDER LADY: No!
_________________________________
-No. Send the wisest.
-GREAT ANCESTOR: Silence!
_________________________________
GREAT ANCESTOR:
Great Stone Dragon,
_________________________________
MUSHU: Uh, uh... Yes, I just woke up.
_________________________________
MULAN: Guys.
_________________________________
-(MEN AGREEING)
-SHANG: Soldiers!
_________________________________
MUSHU:
This guys got 'em scared to death
_________________________________
MULAN:
Hope he doesn't see right through me
_________________________________
SHANG:
We must be swift as a coursing river
_________________________________
SHAN-YU: What do you see?
_________________________________
-YAO: Me first! Me first!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
YAO: Oh, snake! Snake!
_________________________________
LING: Some king of the rock. Aah!
_________________________________
CHI FU: You think your troops
are ready to fight?
_________________________________
-LING: What do we want?
-A girl worth fighting for
_________________________________
MUSHU: Hey!
_________________________________
YAO: Hey!
_________________________________
MUSHU: You missed!
How could you miss?
_________________________________
MUSHU: Mulan!
_________________________________
LING: Step back, guys.
Give him some air.
_________________________________
MULAN: Shang!
_________________________________
MULAN: (WHISPERING)
Okay. Any questions?
_________________________________
YAO: Does this dress make me look fat?
_________________________________
-You took away my victory!
-MULAN: No!
_________________________________
-(SQUAWKING)
-MUSHU: So what's the plan?
_________________________________
GRANDMOTHER:
Would you like to stay forever?
_________________________________
MUSHU: Call out for egg rolls!
_________________________________
GREAT ANCESTOR: Mushu!
_________________________________
MAN: Give me a hand, someone!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Watch out!
_________________________________
MAN: Faster!
She's taking on more water!
_________________________________
MAN: Say your prayers, lads!
_________________________________
MAN: Man overboard!
_________________________________
BEN: Stay your course! He's lost!
_________________________________
-Pull the pin.
-MAN: Aye, sir!
_________________________________
BEN: Smith!
_________________________________
NAKOMA: Pocahontas!
_________________________________
POWHATAN: Destroying every
enemy in his path.
_________________________________
WILLOW: Is that my Pocahontas?
_________________________________
RATCLIFFE: Look at it, Wiggins,
an entire New World chock-full of gold,
_________________________________
-MAN: Wake up! Shake a leg!
-Two of you up on the yardarm!
_________________________________
BEN: Keep it taut, lads.
Keep it taut! Steady! Steady!
_________________________________
LON: Hold up! That's far enough!
_________________________________
MAN: Did you see their skin?
_________________________________
MAN 2: Pale and sickly.
_________________________________
JOHN: It's called a helmet.
_________________________________
POCAHONTAS: Helmet.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-JOHN: So, what river is this?
_________________________________
POCAHONTAS: Quiyoughcohannock.
_________________________________
BEN: All right! This one's ready to hoist!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Two on each side.
Ready now? Push!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Steady! Steady!
BEN: There you go.
_________________________________
POWHATAN: Pocahontas.
_________________________________
KOCOUM: Pocahontas! Pocahontas!
_________________________________
JOHN: This place is incredible.
_________________________________
-POCAHONTAS: Gold?
-Hey, Meeko.
_________________________________
NAKOMA: Pocahontas!
_________________________________
BEN: Ratcliffe wouldn't take us
halfway around the world for nothing.
_________________________________
LON: But what if Smith is right?
What if there is no gold?
_________________________________
LON: Me too. I'm itching a lot.
_________________________________
POCAHONTAS:
What are you doing? Meeko!
_________________________________
JOHN: Percy, get back here!
_________________________________
WILLOW:
It's enough to make your sap boil.
_________________________________
MAN: Get all the wagons...
_________________________________
THOMAS: Help! Somebody help! Help!
_________________________________
LON: How many were there?
_________________________________
THOMAS: I don't know.
At least a dozen.
_________________________________
BEN: Filthy beasts!
_________________________________
-THOMAS: No.
-What?
_________________________________
BEN: Smith was right all along.
_________________________________
LON: We never
should've listened to you.
_________________________________
-BEN: Get the gun!
-Traitors!
_________________________________
MAN: The crew a-ready?
MAN 2: Aye, sir!
_________________________________
MAN: Weigh anchor!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Let go of the topgallants!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Once upon a time,
in a faraway land,
_________________________________
-GASTON: Excuse me
-I'll get the knife
_________________________________
-GASTON: Please let me through
-This bread, it's stale
_________________________________
MAURICE: What about that Gaston?
He's a handsome fella.
_________________________________
MAURICE: We should be there by now.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Poor fellow must have
lost his way in the woods.
_________________________________
COGSWORTH: Keep quiet.
Maybe he'll go away.
_________________________________
MAURICE: Thank you.
COGSWORTH: No, no, no!
_________________________________
-What service.
-COGSWORTH: All right.
_________________________________
GASTON: I'd like to thank you all
for coming to my wedding.
_________________________________
-GASTON: Not yet.
-Sorry.
_________________________________
BELLE: Papa?
_________________________________
-MAURICE: Belle?
-Papa!
_________________________________
MAURICE: Run, Belle!
_________________________________
GASTON: Who does she think she is?
_________________________________
-MRS. POTTS: Chip!
-(GIGGLES) Oops! Sorry.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Here she is!
_________________________________
BEAST: What?
_________________________________
BELLE: I'm not hungry.
_________________________________
-Will you come down to dinner?
-BELLE: No!
_________________________________
FEATHERDUSTER: Oh, no.
LUMIERE: Oh, yes.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Life is so unnerving
_________________________________
COGSWORTH: More books than
you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime.
_________________________________
D'ARQUE: I don't usually leave
the asylum in the middle of the night,
_________________________________
BELLE: I can't believe it.
_________________________________
BELLE: (SINGING) There's something
sweet and almost kind
_________________________________
BEAST: (SINGING)
She glanced this way
_________________________________
BELLE: New and a bit alarming
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: (SINGING)
Tale as old as time
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: But it's not enough.
She has to love him in return.
_________________________________
COGSWORTH: Now it's too late.
_________________________________
-MAURICE: Belle.
-Shh.
_________________________________
-LeFOU: Get him out of here!
-Let go of me!
_________________________________
-WOMAN: Is it dangerous?
-No, no, he'd never hurt anyone.
_________________________________
COGSWORTH: Encroachers.
MRS. POTTS: And they have the mirror.
_________________________________
BELLE: No!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Once upon a time,
in a faraway land,
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CINDERELLA: Breakfast time.
Everybody up. Hurry, hurry.
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JAQ: Uh-oh, Lucify.
How're we gonna get out?
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CINDERELLA: Oh, there you are.
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CINDERELLA: Stop that.
Go on, shoo, shoo.
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-(BELLS RINGING)
-ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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-ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
-(BELL RINGING)
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DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
CINDERELLA: I'm coming.
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DRIZELLA: Huh. As if you care.
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CINDERELLA:
Good morning, Anastasia.
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ANASTASIA: Well, it's about time.
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STEPMOTHER:
Well, come in, child, come in.
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ANASTASIA: Oh! Oh, Mother.
Oh, Mother!
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-Now what did you do?
-ANASTASIA: Oh!
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STEPMOTHER: Cinderella!
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STEPMOTHER:
Close the door, Cinderella.
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KING: My son has been avoiding his
responsibilities long enough.
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CINDERELLA: (SINGING) High
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-Thank you.
-JAQ: From the King!
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DRIZELLA: Ohhh
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-DRIZELLA: It's her fault.
-Girls, girls. Remember,
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-That means I can go, too.
-DRIZELLA: Ha!
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-Like it.
-GUS: It'll be easy.
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-a ruffle, something for a collar...
-DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
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ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
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ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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DRIZELLA: And this, too, my slippers.
Don't forget...
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-Press my skirt and mind the ruffle.
-STEPMOTHER: Cinderella?
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ANASTASIA: I don't see why everyone
else has nice things to wear,
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DRIZELLA: You should talk.
These beads!
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-Trash.
-ANASTASIA: Oh, I hate this.
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-be sure...
-CINDERELLA: Wait!
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MOUSE: Oh, looky.
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JAQ: Isn't it wonderful?
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Oh, this really is nice.
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CINDERELLA: Oh, poor Lucifer.
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
But tonight, for a change,
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PAGE: Princess Frederica
Eugenie de la Fontain.
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PAGE: Mademoiselle Leonora
Mercedes de la Tour.
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PAGE: Mademoiselles
Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine.
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KING: (CHUCKLES)
That's one thing in her favor.
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KING: And remember,
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STEPMOTHER: Nor I.
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DUKE: Guard! Guard!
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CINDERELLA: I'm sorry.
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-Oh, well, it's over and...
-JAQ: Cinderelly.
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KING: Well, come in.
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STEPMOTHER: You clumsy little fool.
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CINDERELLA: (SOBBING)
Please. Please.
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-DRIVER: Whoa.
-(BUGLE SOUNDS)
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-I'm so excited, I don't know what I'll do.
-STEPMOTHER: Girls.
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-How can she stand there...
-STEPMOTHER: Girls.
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DUKE: What? Tea? (YAWNING)
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ANASTASIA:
Oh, it's the right foot, but...
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-I can get you out.
-CINDERELLA: You've got the key!
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-Good day. Good day.
-CINDERELLA: Your Grace?
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STEPMOTHER: Pay no attention.
DRIZELLA: It's Cinderella.
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NARRATOR:
In a faraway land long ago,
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NARRATOR: Yes,
they named her after the dawn,
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NARRATOR: Thus,
on this great and joyous day
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NARRATOR:
Fondly had these monarchs dreamed
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HERALD: Their most honored
and exalted excellencies,
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-Your Majesties.
-FAIRIES: Your Majesties.
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FAUNA: Why, it's Maleficent.
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FAUNA: Just do your best, dear.
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FLORA: Yes, go on.
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NARRATOR: But King Stefan,
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FLORA: She'll be perfectly safe.
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FLORA: Why not?
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FAUNA: Oh, I'd like that.
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FAUNA: That's right.
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FLORA: Uh-huh.
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MERRYWEATHER: Flora?
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NARRATOR: So, the King and
his queen watched with heavy hearts
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NARRATOR: And so, for 16 long years,
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NARRATOR: On this, her 16th birthday,
the good fairies had planned a party.
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FAUNA: Don't forget a pretty bow.
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FLORA: Yes,
and raise the shoulder line.
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MERRYWEATHER: Yes, but how
are we gonna get her out of the house?
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FLORA: Oh, I'll think of something.
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FLORA: Oh, we need more, dear.
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FAUNA: Lots, lots more.
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FLORA: (GIGGLES) Yes.
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FAUNA: Goodbye, dear.
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MERRYWEATHER: Goodbye.
FLORA: Goodbye.
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-A real birthday party.
-FAUNA: With a real birthday cake.
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FLORA: No magic!
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FAUNA:
That's for the feet to go through.
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PHILLIP: Whoa!
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PHILLIP: You know, Samson,
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AURORA: Why, it's my dream prince.
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AURORA: Mmm-hmm.
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PHILLIP: But don't you remember?
We've met before.
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PHILLIP: Who are you?
What's your name?
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AURORA: Hmm?
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PHILLIP: Never?
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-Surprise! Surprise!
-FAIRIES: Surprise! Surprise!
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HUBERT: Tonight, we toast the future,
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STEFAN: Right, Hubert. To the future.
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HUBERT: (SIGHS)
Ah, excellent vintage.
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STEFAN: Well, I suppose in time...
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HUBERT: Of course! To the home!
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HUBERT: Getting my Phillip,
aren't you?
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STEFAN: Yes, but...
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HUBERT: Want to see
our grandchildren, don't we?
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STEFAN: Now, be reasonable, Hubert.
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MAN: His royal highness Prince Phillip!
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FLORA: Bolt the door, Merryweather.
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FAUNA:
Oh, why did we leave her alone?
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FAUNA: Rose!
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FLORA: (ECHOING) Rose,
don't touch anything!
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MALEFICENT: Touch the spindle.
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MERRYWEATHER: Rose.
FAUNA: Oh, Rose.
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FLORA: (CRYING)
Oh, I'll never forgive myself.
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FAUNA: (CRYING) We're all to blame.
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HERALD: The sun has set!
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-They're not going to.
-MERRYWEATHER: They aren't? But...
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MALEFICENT: Come in.
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FAUNA: Watch out, Phillip!
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KRISTOFF: Come on, Sven.
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ANNA: Do the magic!
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-ANNA: Olaf...
-(GIGGLING)
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KING: No!
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ELSA: Go away, Anna.
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KING: The gloves will help.
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CAPTAIN: All ashore!
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KAI: Princess Anna?
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ANNA: The gate
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ELSA: Conceal
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KAI: Your Majesty.
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DUKE: If you swoon, let me know.
I'll catch you.
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DUKE: Let me know when you're ready
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-MAN: I'd be honored.
-(EXCLAIMING)
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ANNA: Coming through.
HANS: Excuse me. Oh...
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ANNA: Pardon. Sorry.
WOMAN: Oh!
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-KAI: Yes, Your Majesty.
-What?
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WOMAN: There she is!
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MAN 1: Yes! It is her!
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MAN 2: Our beautiful queen!
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-ANNA: Elsa!
-(GRUNTS)
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ANNA: Elsa!
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KRISTOFF: Carrots.
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KRISTOFF: The North Mountain.
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KRISTOFF: Okay, okay. I'm out.
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KRISTOFF: So, uh, tell me,
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ANNA: Grab on!
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ANNA: It's this way?
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-I can live with that.
-ANNA: Here we go.
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ANNA: I think, actually, it's up.
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OLAF: Yeah.
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-OLAF: Whoa!
-I don't want it.
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-Back at you.
-OLAF: Please don't drop me.
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OLAF: All right. We got off to a bad start.
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-Bark down is drier.
-MAN 1: Bark up!
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MAN 2: Bark down!
BOY: Papa!
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MAN: It's Princess Anna's horse.
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WOMAN 1: So, where is the princess?
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WOMAN 2: Where could she be?
WOMAN 3: Where is she?
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KRISTOFF: Mmm...
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-ANNA: Says who?
-(GRUNTS)
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ANNA: All right. I'm just blocking you out
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ANNA: You mean, the love experts?
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OLAF: Hey, Sven?
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-ELSA: Anna.
-(GASPS)
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-OLAF: Sixty!
-Wait. What is that?
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YOUNG ANNA: Catch me!
YOUNG ELSA: Slow down!
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KRISTOFF: Anna!
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ANNA: Stop! Put us down!
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KRISTOFF: Look out!
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KRISTOFF: Run! Run!
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KRISTOFF: What are you doing?
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KRISTOFF: Whoa! Stop!
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ANNA: It's a 100-foot drop.
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KRISTOFF: It's 200.
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ANNA: Okay.
KRISTOFF: One...
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ANNA: Tree!
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-(BOTH GRUNT)
-KRISTOFF: That happened.
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-Wait, what?
-KRISTOFF: Hey!
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KRISTOFF: You are
a sight for sore eyes.
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-OLAF: Go.
-No, no, no. Anna, wait.
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KRISTOFF: Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
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-TROLL 1: Kristoff's here!
-Kristoff's home!
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TROLL KID: He's napping.
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-Whoa!
-TROLL 2: Is that a real girl?
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TROLL 3: She's like a little cupcake.
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KRISTOFF: Hey!
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TROLL 1: Like his peculiar brain, dear
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TROLL 2: His thing with the reindeer
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TROLL 1: Something's wrong.
TROLL 2: Are you all right?
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-SOLDIER 1: Yes, Your Grace.
-(SOLDIERS AGREEING)
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DUKE'S THUG 2: Go, go! Come on!
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DUKE'S THUG 1: There!
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DUKE'S THUG 2: Up there!
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DUKE'S THUG 2: We got her.
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DUKE'S THUG 2: Go around. Toss it.
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DUKE'S THUG 1: Look out!
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DUKE'S THUG 2: Fire! Fire!
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SOLDIER: Grab his arm.
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DUKE'S THUG 2: Aim...
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SOLDIER 1: This way, this way!
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SOLDIER 2: Whoa!
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KRISTOFF: Stay out of sight, Olaf.
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OLAF: I will!
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-(DOOR OPENS)
-WOMAN: Anna!
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WOMAN: Oh, you poor girl,
you're freezing.
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-(SIGHS)
-KAI: He's in here.
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DUKE: It's getting colder by the minute.
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-(STRAINING)
-GUARD 1: Hurry up!
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GUARD 2: She's dangerous.
_________________________________
-Move quickly.
-GUARD 3: Careful.
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-It won't open!
-GUARD 1: It's frozen shut.
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GUARD 2: Put your back into it!
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GUARD 4: Come on! Push!
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OLAF: Look out!
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SAILOR: Setting course, sir.
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-It's Weselton!
-SOLDIER: Let's go.
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ANNA: I owe you a sled.
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-KID: Ice!
-(ALL MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)
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WOMAN: Ooh! Whoo-hoo...
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KRISTOFF: Look out.
Reindeer coming through.
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ELSA: Go.
(LAUGHS)
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