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DAFFY: Hold everything.
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MAN 1: You don't have one.
MAN 2: Not anymore.
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DAFFY: What about animation?
I could do cartoons.
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-Excuse me.
-D.J.: Hmm?
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D.J.: You just were following orders.
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-Daffy!
-GIRL: Look, Mommy, there's Daffy.
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DAFFY: Dress inspector!
D.J.: Look out!
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DAFFY: One side, Spartacuses.
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DAFFY: Come on.
D.J.: Daffy, stop!
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DAFFY: Don't follow me.
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MAN: That airbag cost a lot of money.
D.J.: I'm okay. I'm okay.
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DAFFY: My chariot awaits.
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-MAN: Stay away from that Batmobile!
-Come here.
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D.J.: Tell it to the judge!
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D.J.: Miss Houghton!
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MAN 1: Get out of the way!
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MAN 2: Look out!
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GRANNY: Little Damian.
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D.J.: No!
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-Son?
-D.J.: Dad?
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MAN: (OVER MONITOR)
There he is. Stop him!
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MAN: (OVER MONITOR) Uh-oh.
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-Next stop, Las Vegas.
-D.J.: I'll take my dad's old car.
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DAFFY: Ah, a super spy car. Let's ride.
D.J.: This isn't a spy car.
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MAN: (ON VIDEO) Action.
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ELMER: (ON VIDEO)
Can we do another take, please?
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MAN 1 & MAN 2: (IN UNISON)
By Monday.
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BUGS: (ON RECORDING)
Blue Monkey?
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DAFFY: (ON RECORDING)
It's a little adventure I call:
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MAN 1: This is unacceptable!
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MAN: Input, satellite, tape,
menu, rewind...
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MAN 1: ACME.
ALL: ACME.
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MAN 1: ACME.
ALL: ACME.
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MAN 2: Wait a minute.
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KATE: Hello?
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-Doesn't anyone knock anymore?
-KATE: Why are you torturing me?
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CAR: Taking you to Las Vegas.
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CAR: Shaken, not stirred, sir.
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BUGS: Now you done it.
CAR: Arms at your side, please.
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CAR: Formalwear activated.
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-Oh, no!
-BUGS: So...
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DAFFY: Woo-hoo! Las Vegas!
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D.J.: Cool it, duck.
This could be dangerous.
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MAN: Under no circumstances
are you to allow...
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FOGHORN: I say, listen up, y'all.
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MAN: (IN NORMAL VOICE):
What the...
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D.J.: Dusty, I gotta talk to you.
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D.J.: I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J.
DUSTY: What?
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-Well, not there.
-D.J.: So...
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-Can I have that?
-DAFFY: Very funny.
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D.J.: Incoming!
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DAFFY: That's gonna leave a mark.
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COTTONTAIL:
I'm gonna come up on you.
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NASTY: I'll take that playing card.
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DAFFY: Jump. Jump!
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D.J.: Hit me.
-No, hit me first!
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-Hit me.
-D.J.: Hit me.
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-He's the boss.
-YOSEMITE SAM: You son of a...
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FOGHORN: Twenty-one, a winner!
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-WOMAN: Aah!
-Watch yourself, ma-am.
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DAFFY: Nice car.
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NASTY: Shotgun!
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YOSEMITE SAM:
Rag-flagging ragtag sidekicks!
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-What's up, duck?
-DAFFY: Don't you start with me.
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DAFFY: This is my adventure, bub.
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-Coming through.
DAFFY: Aah!
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YOSEMITE SAM: Throw it out
the window. Throw it out!
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CAR: Taking you to Mother.
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CAR: ETA to Mother, 10 minutes.
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WOMAN: (ON PA) Please return
your setbacks to their upright position.
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BUGS: Huh. Out of gas.
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KATE: What? It doesn't work like that.
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BUGS: Thanks, toots.
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BUGS: Nice of Way-Mart to provide
these Wal-Mart beverages...
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MAN: Mr. Drake, are you going to save
us the bother of eliminating your son?
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-Mr. Chairman.
-MAN: Yes, Dad.
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MAN: Not a bad idea, Dad.
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DAFFY: Don't start that again.
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D.J.: All right. Here's the plan.
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DAFFY: You're not leaving me
while you make off with my diamond.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Intruder
alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
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DAFFY: Give it to me straight.
How bad is it?
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MOTHER: We do have the facilities
to reconstitute the body.
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MOTHER: All in due time.
Lovely. Yes. Blow.
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BUGS: So this is Area 51, right?
MOTHER: No.
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-D.J.: So, uh, Mother...
-Call me "Mom."
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MARVIN: Ah, a communication.
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MAN: (OVER MONITOR)
Memo to Marvin the Martian.
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BUGS: When you bring Daffy back,
could you make him 20 percent funnier?
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-DAFFY: I heard that.
-What were we discussing?
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-I guess that would be all right.
-KATE: What?
_________________________________
MOTHER: All right. Looks like
an ordinary cell phones.
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MOTHER: Sorry.
D.J.: It's all right.
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BUGS: Swank pants.
_________________________________
ROBOT: Fool humans.
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ROBOT: Exterminate them.
_________________________________
ROBOT: Let us exterminate them.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Emergency shutdown activated.
_________________________________
ROBOT: Exterminate.
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ROBOT: There is no escape.
_________________________________
MARVIN: You pesky fowl!
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ROBOT: Exterminate!
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D.J.: It doesn't look like much
of a window to me.
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DAFFY: Aha! It is a window.
_________________________________
D.J.: Wow.
KATE: It's an X-ray.
_________________________________
D.J.: Heh. Sorry.
_________________________________
BUGS: Cheese it, the cops.
_________________________________
BUGS: This?
ELMER: No.
_________________________________
D.J.: Hey!
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ELMER: Ooh, I'm gonna blast you.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-D.J.: Come here.
_________________________________
BEAR: Wait a minute.
D.J.: I don't want trouble.
_________________________________
D.J.: Give the girl back!
_________________________________
MAN: Now, I think
I'm going to hedge my bet.
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BUGS: This would have been
a lot easier underground.
_________________________________
TWEETY: Look, Granny,
it's that nice boy from next door.
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GRANNY: Little Damian.
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DAFFY: What a fantastic view.
_________________________________
BUGS: Unless you're in the audience...
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KATE: Hey.
DAFFY: Unh.
_________________________________
KATE: Wait a minute.
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TWEETY: My turn.
_________________________________
-MAN: I've come for the diamond.
-I knew it was you.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Oh, no, you don't!
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MAN: Hello, Mary.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Uh, did you order satellite?
_________________________________
D.J.: Gotta be a way out of this.
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DAMIAN: You can get out of this, son.
You've just got to set your mind to it.
_________________________________
D.J.: Hold on, Dad, I'll be right there!
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KATE: Wait. Maybe he
wants to play fetch.
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MARVIN: Now I must incapacitate
you with my bubble gun.
_________________________________
DAMIAN: Don't want to put you
under any added pressure...
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KATE: Bad dog!
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MARVIN: Disgusting Earth rodent.
Now to neutralize that duck.
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DAFFY: Oh, this can't be good.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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MARVIN: Thwarting evil
makes me so angry.
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DAFFY: Say it.
Just a little "You're my hero"?
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BUGS: Nope, sorry.
DAFFY: Bugs, say it, come on.
_________________________________
BUGS: Uh-uh. Not interested.
DAFFY: No one will ever know.
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BUGS: Nope.
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MAN 1: Cut. Print. That's a wrap.
MAN 2: That it, guys.
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MAN: Not again.
He's down again. Are you okay?
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D.J.: Come on.
MAN: He said he can do stunts.
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MAN: Good night, Porky.
See you tomorrow.
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