Olaf's Frozen Adventure w/ Tinker Bell's NeverEnding Beyond
Directed by: Kevin Deters, Stevie Wermers-Skelton
Produced by: Roy Conli
Screenplay by: Robert L. Baird, Meg LaFauve, Jac Schaeffer
Story by: Kevin Deters, Stevie Wermers-Skelton
Starring: Pamela Adlon, Jonathan Banks, Ruby Barnhill, Stephanie Beatriz, Irene Bedard, Kristen Bell, Eva Bella, Jodi Benson, Steven Blum, Sarah Bolger, Jeff Bridges, Corey Burton, Eleanor Worthington Cox, Auli'i Cravalho, Penélope Cruz, Jim Cummings, John Rhys-Davis, Grey DeLisle, Benjamin Deters, Adam DeVine, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Lauri Fisher, Josh Gad, Ginnifer Goodwin, Max Greenfield, Jonathan Groff, Jennifer Hale, Lucy Hale, Christina Hendricks, Kate Higgins, Megan Hilty, Anjelica Huston, Jessie J, Allison Janney, Mindy Kaling, Greg Kinnear, John de Lancie, Linda Larkin, Queen Latifah, Denis Leary, John Leguizamo, Thomas Lennon, Lucy Liu, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Macdonald, Jena Malore, Idina Menzel, Mandy Moore, Bobby Moynihan, Ming-Na, Paige O'Hara, Nick Offerman, Keke Palmer, Josh Peck, Simon Pegg, Jeff Pidgeon, Carlos Ponce, Melissa Rauch, Hayden Rolence, Ray Romano, Anika Noni Rose, David Rudman, Seann William Scott, Cameron Seely, Lilly Singh, Livvy Stubenrauch, Michael Strahan, Wanda Sykes, Raven-Symoné, Alan Tudyk, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Katherine Von Till, Chris Wedge, Mae Whitman, Chris Williams, Harland Williams, Jack Willis, Eliza Pollack Zebert
Music by: Christophe Beck, Jeff Morrow, Barry Manilow, William Ross, John Debney, Kate Anderson, Elyssa Samsel
Cinematography: Scott Beattie, Mohit Kallianpur
Edited by: Jeff Draheim
Production company: Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Animation Studios
Distributed by: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Release dates: October 23, 2017 (Secret of the Wings: The Frozen Anniversary Celebration), November 22, 2017 (United States)
DVD/Blu-Ray release date: November 6, 2018
Running time: 218 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Budget: $175–200 million
Box office: $287.9 million
MPAA Rating: G: "General Audiences-All Ages Admitted."
Rotten Tomatoes: Critic Score: 76% Certified Fresh. Average Rating: 6.9/10. Critics Consensus: Though it may be too extinctive to measure the outstanding heights with the other predecessors, Olaf's Frozen Adventure & Tinker Bell's NeverEnding Beyond delivers the fairy tale's rich legacy with honest and poignant emotion and utterly beautiful animation in service of a worthy, nostalgic story that still adds up to the funny and cinematic family-friendly entertainment in a Disney twist.
Grade: B
Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
English Subtitles SDH: (WHITE)
(WALT DISNEY PICTURES: On a night sky background, we see a star, a la Pinocchio. Then, some clouds appear, a la Mary Poppins, and a pirate ship, a la Peter Pan. We then see the castle, a la Cinderella, done in CGI, while different fireworks are appearing. A circular line is drawn over the castle (in the same vein as the previous logo), then the castle enters many dots from the bottom of the screen to reveal "DiSNEY", in the post-1979 Disney script logo font, albeit slightly revised. The circular line is nearly staying visible on the logo. The new "Tinker Bell - Disney Fairies" instrumental theme ("Raining Gumballs") plays over the logo)
(WALT DISNEY ANIMATION STUDIOS: A gold paper flips in the logo onto screen, drawing a red outline of Mickey Mouse wearing a steamboat hat. The paper finishes flipping as an outline of Mickey turns into a scene from the 1928 Disney cartoon Steamboat Willie, and below the picture, the words "WALT DiSNEY" write themselves in the signature corporate font (with a slight modification), with "ANIMATION STUDIOS" fading in underneath. The new "Tinker Bell - Disney Fairies" instrumental theme ("Raining Gumballs") plays over the logo)
(Blue sky, fluffy clouds, rainbow, pixie dust)
(The TINKER BELL logo. A branding cosmic blast rays a "NEVERENDING BEYOND" into it)
(TITLE CARD: TINKER BELL'S ENCHANTED BEYOND)
(Like an alien robot's death ray, IMAGE disappears into thin air...)
(EXT. RIVER — DAY. A pirate ship races across the Never Land river. MOVE IN on an ARMORED CAR)
(Suddenly, the cabin blows open)
(EXT. PIRATE SHIP — DAY. Money bags fly out. CAPTAIN ROSETTA follows)
Rosetta: (LAUGHING) Gold, gold.(Rosetta stashes the loot. Suddenly, a lasso yanks her arm off)
Rosetta: Hey!(The lasso lifts her off her feet. She falls, dazed. A figure approaches – TINKER BELL. She pins Rosetta with her shoe)
Tinker Bell: You got a date with justice, codfish.
Rosetta: Too bad, sugar. I'm a married sis.(A WAR CRY. Tink looks up)
(FAWN EXCLAIMING)
(A Ninja warrior, MRS. FAWN, flips down the train roof, wielding a sword and nun-chucks)
Tinker Bell: Miss Fawn!(Tink handsprings away. She gets to the end of the deck. Fawn hits her with her purse. She teeters, then falls)
Tinker Bell: (YELLING)(Rosetta and Fawn laugh, peek over the edge...)
(OWL'S FLAPPING)
(TILT UP to find Tinker Bell, riding the SNOWY OWL, PERIWINKLE and BLAZE at the reins)
Periwinkle: I think you dropped something, miss.
Rosetta: Periwinkle?
Tinker Bell: Give it up, Ro! You've reached the end of the line!(Rosetta pulls out a remote detonator)
Rosetta: I always wanted to go out with a bang!(Ahead, a huge trestle bridge spans a canyon. ZOOM to REVEAL – The middle of the bridge is loaded with dynamite)
(Rosetta laughs, hits the detonator. The bridge explodes)
(Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and Blaze gasp)
Periwinkle: Oh, no! Tinker Bell: The orphans!(WHIP PAN – A train car of TROLLS lean out the windows)
(Rosetta cackles)
Rosetta: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.(HONK-HONK! A pink Corvette, driven by the three ALIENS, pulls up alongside the train)
Aliens: Ooh!
Rosetta: It's me or the kiddies, sweetie. Take your pick.(Rosetta and Fawn leap off the train into the Corvette. They speed off. Tink looks at the out-of-control train)
Tinker Bell: Ride like the wind, Blaze!(The snowy owl flys up next to the speeding locomotive)
Tinker Bell: Hold him steady!(Tinker Bell stands, then leaps from the owl into the locomotive)
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell, hurry!(Tink turns a gear, pulls the flume)
(Ship floats lock. Squirts fly. Tinker Bell looks ahead)
(POV – The ship skids toward the torrented whirlpool)
(Blaze and Peri skid to a stop at the canyon edge)
(Too late. Tink and the ship plummet over the edge)
(Blaze and Peri are horrified)
Periwinkle: No!(From deep in the riverbed, a FLASH and RUMBLE)
(Then, the entire ship rises into the sky)
(Holding it from below is CAPTAIN ZARINA)
Zarina: Glad I could catch the ship!(Tinker Bell leans out the front)
Tinker Bell: Now let's catch some criminals.
Zarina: Aye aye captain!(EXT. DESERT PLAINS. A large, hand-painted sign reads: Border Crossing One Mile Outlaws Welcome)
(WHIP PAN – The Corvette speeds past)
(The Outlaws laugh gleefully. Rosetta kisses his loot)
(The Aliens see something in the sky, point...)
ALIENS: Ooh!(Zarina flies out of the sun, firing his pixie dusted gun)
(The Corvette is sliced in half. The halves fall away)
(The Outlaws tumble into a heap)
(Tink and Peri step up. Zarina lands nearby, gun poised)
Tinker Bell: Reach for the sky.
Rosetta: You can't touch me, sugar! I brought my attack fast flyer with a built-in force field.(Rosetta WHISTLES)
(From above, VIDIA springs down the canyon walls, coils crackling with energy. She circles the gang, bites her hair. An ENERGY BUBBLE forms around them)
Tinker Bell: Well, I brought my light fairy who eats force-field flyers.
Periwinkle: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!(The Earth trembles. Cracks form. The ground bursts open)
(A giant IRIDESSA emerges, BELLOWING)
(She leans toward Rosetta, lets out a fearsome ROAR)
(A shadow. Iridessa stops. An intense HUM. Everyone looks up)
(An enormous, water spaceship hovers above them)
Zarina: Evil Dr. Hurricane!(We FLY UP to...)
(INT. SPACESHIP — DAY. SILVERMIST sits on the bridge, sporting a bowler)
Silvermist: That's Mrs. Evil Dr. Hurricane to you.(Rosetta, Fawn, Vidia, and the Aliens are suddenly beamed up)
(Silvermist flips open a switch. A red button: DEATH BY MONKEYS)
(She pushes it)
(The ship's belly swings open. A yellow barrel is dropped)
(The barrel falls)
(It explodes into a mushroom cloud of crazed red monkeys)
(Tink, Zarina and Peri flee. The Monkeys come after them)
(Iridessa ROARS. The Monkeys swarm over her, taking her down)
(Tink, Zarina and Peri are overtaken and pinned down)
(The spaceship's snout rotates and opens. A giant laser cannon powers up with a deafening HUM. Rosetta LAUGHS and reaches for a button marked with a skull and crossbones...)
(Periwinkle turns away, eyes shut)
(Rosetta LAUGHS louder)
(Zarina turns away)
(Rosetta CACKLES – finger on the trigger)
(Tinker Bell grimaces...)
(INT. NURSERY, BLOOMSBURY — DAY. Wendy imitates Rosetta's LAUGH)
(On Tinker Bell and Zarina. Wendy's hands move Tink as she "talks")
WENDY (YOUNG): (As Tink) "Zarina, shoot your sword at my badge." (As Zarina) "Tinker Bell, no. It'll kill you." (As Tink) "Just do it!"(Wendy presses the gun, makes a ricochet sound – PSHOO! – off Tink's badge and traces a line into the air...)
(...where Silvermist, Fawn, Rosetta and the Aliens perch on a winged cardboard box, crudely fashioned into a spaceship, that dangles from the ceiling)
(Wendy hits the carton – PPPKOOOOOSHHH!!!)
(The Fairies tumble to pillows on the floor)
(CAMCORDER POV — HANDHELD. MRS. DARLING'S hand pushes open a door. WENDY, 8, in his cowboy hat, jumps around making EXPLOSION NOISES)
(He's turned his room into a Never Land "set" complete with a Tinkertoy trestle bridge, a Barrel of Monkeys, etc.)
Wendy (young): "You're going to jail, Ro." (YELLS) "Watch out!"(Camera ZOOMS IN. Wendy looks up, stops)
Wendy (young): Mum!
MRS. DARLING: No, no, no. Just keep playing. Just pretend I'm not here.(Suddenly, VICTORIA, 2, toddles in, knocking over Tinker Toys)
Mrs. Darling: Oh, no, Victoria!
Wendy (young): No, it's okay, Mum. It's a 50-foot baby from outer space. And she's on a rampage. Run for your lives!(Wendy races around. Chaos, laughing. Nana enters, BARKING)
(The CAMERA PIVOTS UPSIDE-DOWN, revealing Mrs. Darling's face)
Mrs. Darling: Does the red light mean it's going?(The TAPE GLITCHES and we JUMP TO...)
(BEGIN MUSIC – "Fly to Your Heart" – Tinker Bell)
(INT. PARTY — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. Victoria sits in a high chair, party hat on, eating cake)
(Camera PANS Wendy's Fairies, wearing party hats. End on Wendy, holding Tinker Bell, stuffing cake in her mouth)
Selena Gomez: (archival footage) ♪ Watch all the flowers dance with the wind
Mrs. Darling: Come on. Say "Happy birthday" to Victoria.
Wendy (young): (mouth full) Happy birthday! MRS. DARLING: Oh, charming.
♪ Listen to snowflakes whisper your name(Wendy holds Tink up to CAMERA, cake crumbs flying)
Wendy (young): (As Tink) Happy birthday!(INT. NURSERY — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "Fly to Your Heart" continues... Mrs. Darling pencils a line above Wendy's head onto the door frame)
Selena Gomez: (archival footage) ♪ Feel all the wonder lifting your dreams
MRS. DARLING: Look how tall you're getting.
♪ You can fly(Wendy steps away and beams)
(INT. NURSERY — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "The Great Divide" – Muppets & Fairies' Wintery Secret... Wendy holds Tink against the door frame, marks a line above Tink's head. ZOOM OUT to reveal lines and labels for all the fairies, including for "Vidia")
McClain Sisters: (archival footage) ♪ I'm on your side
♪ Let's take this ride(EXT. FRONT YARD — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "The Great Divide" continues... Wendy gives Tink a piggyback ride)
McClain Sisters: (archival footage) ♪ And together we're facing the world
♪ Doing things nobody's done before(INT. NURSERY — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "Who I Am" – Never Muppetational Pirate... Wendy holds Zarina towards camera, raises his sword)
Natasha Bedingfield: (archival footage) ♪ If I could reach the top of the world
♪ Be all I am It'd be so beautiful
♪ If only I could be brave and I could be strong
Wendy (young): (As Tink) "Good work, Zarina."(Wendy makes Zarina and Tinker Bell high five)
(INT. NURSERY — NIGHT — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "Float" – Tinker Bell's NeverZootropolis Legend... Wendy lies in a pillow fort, surrounded by fairies, eating from a huge bowl of popcorn, and watching an off-screen TV. The Wilhelm scream is heard)
KT Tunstall: (archival footage) ♪ And just float
♪ Float(He stuffs popcorn in Iridessa's mouth, turns back to the TV. Her eyes widen. The popcorn tumbles out of Iridessa's mouth)
(EXT. KENSINGTON GARDENS — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "Gift of a Friend" – Muppets & Fairies Treasure Autumn... Wendy rockets Periwinkle and Blaze around the front yard, while Mrs. Darling struggles to keep her in the FRAME)
Demi Lovato: (archival footage) ♪ The world comes to life
♪ And everything's all right
♪ From beginning to end
♪ When you have a friend by your side
♪ That helps you to find(INT. NURSERY — DAY — HANDHELD CAMCORDER POV. "How to Believe" – Tinker Bell's Midsummer Rescue. Wendy, laughing, spins around, falls on her bed, pulls his fairies close – holding Tinker Bell, Zarina and Periwinkle in the warm, glowing embrace of a child's innocent and boundless love)
Bridgit Mendler: (archival footage) ♪ Hold my hand and fly(The song FADES on "♪ Never goodbye... ♪")
(INT. FROZEN EVER AFTER — CHRISTMAS — IMAGINATION)
("12 Days of Christmas Part 1")
RAPUNZEL: *On the first day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*A partridge in a pear tree
CINDERELLA: On the second day of Christmas
*Our true love sent to me:
*Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel: *And a partridge in a pear tree
SNOW WHITE: *On the third day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White: *And a partridge in a pear tree
TIANA: *On the fourth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana: *And a partridge in a pear tree
BELLE: *On the fifth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to us:
*Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle: *And a partridge in a pear tree
MERIDA: *On the sixth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five golden rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida: *And a partridge in a pear tree
ARIEL: *On the seventh day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel: *And a partridge in a pear tree
JASMINE: *On the eighth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five golden rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine: *And a partridge in a pear tree
AURORA: *On the ninth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora: *And a partridge in a pear tree
POCAHONTAS: *On the tenth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Ten drummers drumming
Aurora: *Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five golden rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora:/Pocahontas: *And a partridge in a pear tree
MULAN: *On the eleventh day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Eleven Lords-a-leaping
Pocahontas: *Ten drummers drumming
Aurora: *Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora:/Pocahontas:/Mulan: *And a partridge in a pear tree
MOANA: *On the twelfth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Twelve ladies dancing!
Mulan: *Eleven Lords-a-leaping
Pocahontas: *Ten drummers drumming
Aurora: *Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Rapunzel:/Cinderella:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora:/Pocahontas:/Mulan:/Moana: *And a partridge in a pear tree(They board the viking boat)
OAKEN: Yoo-hoo! For your safety, please keep arms, feet, and legs inside the boat bed. And watch the little ones, yah? (CHUCKLES) (SPANISH SAFETY SPIEL)(Attraction begins. Winter Wonderland; OLAF and SVEN)
Olaf: (GASPS) Oh-oh-oh! *Do you wanna build a snowman
*Come on, let's go and play
*Elsa want to give us awesome fun
*She'll make everyone a snowy summer day
Olaf: You're going to Elsa's ice palace. Sven's going, and I'm going. It'll be so beautiful! See you there!
(SVEN GRUNTS)(Boats enter TROLL VALLEY)
TROLL KID: Tell us a story again.
TROLL KIDS: Please?
Grand Pabbie: On a day very much like today, Anna saved her sister with an unselfish act of true love, and thaw a frozen heart.
Troll Kid 1: Oh, and now they're best friends.
Grand Pabbie: Indeed.
Troll 2: Hey, you're going to the ice palace. Lucky. Bye!(The Lift)
(Boats enter ELSA'S ICE PALACE)
Olaf: Welcome to Elsa's ice palace.
Olaf: (VOCALIZING)
*For the first time in forever
*I'm so glad you came along
*For the first time in forever
*Every another song
*Watch this next night
*Skating, skating celebrate
You're here!
Anna: *For my sister's magic night
Kristoff: Are you ready to see Elsa?
Anna: Say, we're born ready.
Anna: *For the first time in forever
Anna:/Kristoff: *We get to share this frozen fun
*For the first time in forever
*Elsa's finding everyone
Anna: *Would you say I'm elated or gassy
Kristoff: *Let's just call it delight
Anna:/Kristoff: *'Cause for the first time in forever
You're here!
Anna: *For my sister's magic night(Boats pass ELSA)
Elsa: *It's time to see what I can do
*To test the limits and break through
*No right, no wrong
*No rules for me
*I'm free!(Boats begin to travel backward)
Elsa: *Let it go! Let it go!
*I am one with the wind and sky
*Let it go! Let it go!
*You'll never see me cry
*Here I stand
*In the light of day
*Let the storm rage on!
*The cold never bothered me anyway(Boats continue moving backward and look like they are going to go over the waterfall. MARSHMALLOW and SNOWGIES)
Marshmallow: Let it go!(Boats alter course and plunge forward down a small drop. They pass the Arendelle castle with fireworks in the sky and pull in to ELSA, ANNA, and OLAF)
Olaf: (VOCALIZING)
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *The hot and the cold are both so intense
Olaf: *Put them together It just makes sense
(SCATTING)
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
Olaf: *But put me in summer and I'll be a...
Elsa:/Anna: *Happy snowman?
OLAF: Exactly!
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *When life gets rough
*I like to hold on to my dream
*Relaxing in the summer sun(The song FADES on "Olaf: ♪ Just letting off steam... ♪")
(BLACKOUT)
(EXT. THE UNIVERSE, OUTER SPACE. A large airless place, holding our Solar System and planets. Space may look fairly empty but there are over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars)
NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: The universe, a vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know.(As we move down to the universe's most living planet ever, EARTH...)
Neil deBuck Weasel: Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much dumber?(EXT. LANDSCAPE — DAY. A squirrely little critter called SCRAT scampered across a vast glacier, carrying an acorn in his mouth. Acorns were his favorite things, and he would go to the ends of the earth to keep them safe. He stopped in the middle of an ice field, glancing around with his bugged-out eyes. Nobody was nearby. It seemed like a great place to store his nut. He dug in a frenzy)
Scrat: Aha!(Inadvertently, the ice broke under him. Scrat fell, squealing as he tumbled deep inside a narrow opening. He dropped for a long time, passing through hundreds of years of layers of ice. Scrat was startled as he saw strange creatures embedded in the ice)
Scrat: (SNIFFS) Eee!(The acorn landed in an open metallic area and bounced around. Scrat thumped down on the metal floor and scrambled to catch his nut)
(Upon placing it, the whole cave melts, revealing that he is inside the command center of a spaceship that had been frozen in the ice for eons)
Scrat: (GASPS)(After another wild bounce, the acorn wedged behind the flying saucer's joystick. Scrat confusing yanked on his stuck nut. The joystick clicked into gear. The spaceship launched upward, shearing through the layers of ice and suddenly, blasting out of the glacier)
Scrat: (SCREAMING)(EXT. THE UNIVERSE. He screeched as the spaceship zoomed through Earth's atmosphere and into the solar system beyond and...)
Scrat: (SCREAMS)(...crashes into the Moon, causing it to hit several other planets causing them to bounce around and bump into each other as if they were billiard balls (the Moon is the cue ball) that ends up forming the Solar System...)
Scrat: (SCREAMS)(...which incidentally gives two planets new appearances (Jupiter's Great Red Spot is formed when Mars bumps into it, leaving a red splotch-like bruise on its surface; while Saturn is bumped into its rings as if it were a billiard ball falling into a pocket), as well as causing a green planet to be shot off into space and toward some constellations and two more extra planets to collide with each other, shattering both worlds and forming the Asteroid Belt)
Scrat: (GASPS)(Scrat manages to slow the ship down and is amazed at the "new world" he's in, until one of his tears accidentally reactivates the spaceship. After spotting a rock-like meteoroid ahead...)
Scrat: (SCREAMING)(...he dones a spacesuit along with his acorn, venturing out towards the surface of the planet. He and the acorn then get tied on to the front of the spaceship while...)
Scrat: (SCREAMING)(it crashes on the planet, causing Scrat to land on the other side of the planet)
Scrat: (COOING)("Sprach Zarathustra" plays. Scrat then joyfully places his acorn into the ground and salutes in delight, however, the surface cracks and gives way, causing Scrat to get stuck in his own space helmet after being pulled by the spaceship and holding on to the acorn. Prying himself off, he then watches as half of the asteroid begins to head towards Earth, with his acorn stuck to it)
Scrat: (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)(Scrat, in embarrassment and relief, floats away offscreen after his suit breaks away)
(The asteroids–many smaller and medium-size ones, followed by one gargantuan space rock–now hurtled toward Earth...)
(EXT. ARENDELLE — DAY — CHRISTMAS (DECEMBER 24TH). Snow fell on Arendelle overnight, covering it like a thick layer of frosting on a gingerbread village. The next day, the streets buzzed with joyful cheer as people hurried about, finishing their last-minute shopping and exchanging friendly hellos. There was no denying it–Arendelle was bursting with a special holiday spirit)
(TITLE CARD: DISNEY PRESENTS)
(INT. ARENDELLE CASTLE — DAY. Inside the castle, lovely smells killed the air as both savory and sweet holiday treats were being baked in the kitchen. It was all coming together. Everyone continued to work hard. Servants set tables with colorful centerpieces and brought out trays of food)
(QUEEN ELSA and her sister, PRINCESS ANNA had made sure that touches of holiday cheer graced nearly every corner of the castle. Pine wreaths dotted with little flowers and bright red velvet ribbons tied into bows hung throughout the hallways. Thick red ribbons were wrapped around the castle's columns, making them look like giant peppermint sticks. Towering evergreen trees stood tall in every room. They had been trimmed with shimmering gold ornaments, bells, and candles, just like the sisters had wanted)
(TITLE CARD: OLAF'S FROZEN ADVENTURE)
(KAI happily carried a basket of ornaments toward one of the half-decorated trees in the library. Like everyone else who was in on the surprise, he was thrilled that the day of the celebration had arrived. As he picked up an ornament and carefully hung it from one of the branches, OLAF's face popped out, startling him)
Olaf: Surprise!(He peered through the pine needles)
(Kai gasped and nearly dropped his basket! He realized it was just Olaf)
Kai: (CHUCKLES) Not yet, Olaf.(Olaf was having an extremely difficult time containing his excitement. He didn't know if he would be able to wait another minute!)
(Half a dozen servants made their way toward the dining room carrying tall stacks of pretty holiday dishes. They marched through a hallway lined with shiny suits of armor propped up as knights standing at attention. Suddenly, one of the masks popped open and Olaf peeked out!)
Olaf: Surprise!(The startled servants screeched as they clutched the swaying dishes, protecting them from crashing to the floor. Relieved it was the snowman, the servants sighed)
Servants: Not yet, Olaf.(In the study, a fire warmed the room, throwing a pleasing glow onto a decorated pine tree. A mound of brightly wrapped gifts sat beside the tree. NUF, another servant, entered the room carrying an oddly shaped gift. As he added it to the pile, Olaf jumped out from behind him)
Olaf: Surprise!(The shock sent Nuf toppling into the presents, and they scatted and rolled around the room)
Nuf: (exasperated) (SIGHS) Not yet, Olaf!
TINKER BELL: (V.O.) Okay, places, everyone.(INT. HIDEAWAY, NURSERY — DAY. Dark, crowded. Fairies crammed together. Light seeps in. Nervous, backstage jitters. They speak in HUSHED TONES)
Tinker Bell: Come on, come on. Get in position.
Fawn: Wait! I can't find my other shoe.
Silvermist: All right, whose foot's in my face? Rosetta: It's mine. Give it back.
Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Rosetta: (SHUSHING)(Zarina sits by the rim. Periwinkle climbs up)
Periwinkle: Zarina! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Zarina: Yes. No. (STAMMERING) I mean, why would I mind squeezing next to you?(She laughs, nervous. She grins. Finally, she turns away)
Zarina: Is it hot in here?
Iridessa: Oh! Here they come!(The Fairies clamber to the rim and gaze out)
(POV – QUEEN CLARION and two SEASONS' MINISTERS float in the nursery, dragging something in a gym sock)
(The ministers arrive at the chest. Tink peers down)
Tinker Bell: Queen Clarion, you got it?
Clarion: Mission accomplished.
IRIDESSA: Wonderful!(The Fairies are thrilled. The ministers hoist the sock up)
Tinker Bell: Careful. Careful!(Zarina turns the sock upside-down. A cell phone slides out. Fairies gather around)
PERIWINKLE: Ooh! Iridessa: Oh!
Tinker Bell: All right, guys. We got one shot at this. Everyone ready?
Periwinkle: We're ready, Tink. Let's do it!
Tinker Bell: Okay, Zarina. Make the call.(Zarina flips open her dust bag. A phone number is written inside. Peri pulls out a cordless phone, leans close to Zarina. Zarina chuckles, nervous. Peri dials the phone)
(Tink tosses the cell phone to Iridessa)
(Peri gets to the last digit, hits it. Silence)
(Suddenly, the cell phone RINGS. Iridessa yelps)
(Zarina, Peri and Tink peer over the rim. FOOTSTEPS on the stairs)
ZARINA: Target is on approach.(Tink's eyes are fixed on the door)
TINKER BELL: Just like we rehearsed it, guys.(The door opens. WENDY enters but we only SEE his jean-clad legs. She scans the room, zeroes in on the porthole)
(She lifts the lid REVEALING...)
(Wendy is a teenager. She has the same kind face. She looks down, puzzled)
(The Fairies lie, lifeless, amid sports equipment and clothing)
(The phone RINGS again. Wendy's hand rummages)
(Tinker Bell hugs the cordless as Wendy's fingers pass by and find the cell phone)
(She pulls it out. The phone is stuck in Iridessa's arms. Wendy pulls. Iridessa clings. Wendy finally yanks the phone loose)
Wendy: Hello?(CLOSE ON – Tinker Bell, holding the phone. She closes her eyes)
Wendy: (on phone) Hello? Anyone there?(Wendy hangs up, turns)
Wendy: (GROANS) Victoria, stay out of my room!
VICTORIA: I wasn't in your room.(Wendy scoffs, looks down at Iridessa in her hand. Iridessa lies frozen, smiling – eager to be played with)
(Wendy drops Iridessa in the hideaway, shuts the lid, heads out)
WENDY: Then who was messing with my stuff?
VICTORIA: It wasn't me.(She departs, closing the door – CLICK)
(INT. DINING ROOM, ARENDELLE CASTLE — DAY. Anna, already dressed in her beautiful blue holiday gown, slowly opened the door to the quiet, decorated ballroom to get a look inside. The room had been completely transformed. Love linens, candles, and centerpieces graced each table. The banisters on either side of the grand staircase had been wrapped with pine garland. Red ribbons and wreaths were scattered throughout the room, and candles had been placed in all the wall sconces, creating an elegant atmosphere. There were trees trimmed with gold, and some of the food had been set out on long tables. The ballroom looked even better than she and Elsa had imagined!)
Anna: Whoa!(Then she noticed the towering kransekake sitting on one of the tables. The sweet rings of cake were stacked high and decorated with little blue flags, just like she and Elsa had planned)
Anna: Hello!(Surely no one would mind if she sneaked a teeny, tiny taste)
(Suddenly, Olaf burst from the cake)
Olaf: Surprise!(When he tumbled out, his parts separated along with the rings of the kransekake. Little blue flags fluttered everywhere)
(Olaf's head flew high up into the air, and Anna caught it in her arms. A blue flag stuck out of his snowy skull. He grinned up at her)
Anna: (CHUCKLES) Olaf! Not yet!(She understood why he was so excited. She felt the same way!)
(Elsa descended the staircase sprinkling icy magic along the garland, making it glitter and sparkle. Her gown looked gorgeous, and its sheer cape sparkled with magic–her own special touch to Anna's gift. The dress's long train dragged behind her and gracefully swept down the staircase as she walked)
ELSA: Anna's right. Our surprise holiday party doesn't start until after the Yule bell rings!(Olaf's head is still in Anna's arms)
Olaf: Sorry, the suspense is tearing me apart.(The different sections of his body shook off the cake rings and pieced themselves back together. Anna put his head back on)
Olaf: Thank you!
Anna: (CHUCKLES) I'm excited too, Olaf. This is Arendelle's first Christmas in forever.(Elsa took the tiny blue flag from Olaf's head)
Elsa: The first of many to come.(Just then, something drew Anna's attention. She looked outside)
Anna: Elsa, look! (rushing to the window) They're arriving!(Elsa ran over. The sight of the townspeople below filled the sisters' hearts with joy)
(Everyone streamed over the cobblestones, dressed in their best holiday clothes and looking cheerful and vibrant. Anna, Elsa, Olaf watched for a moment, delightful to see the people admiring the festive decorations. Elsa and Anna had left out no decorating detail. They had made sure the courtyard was as magical as the castle. Pine trees covered in snow dotted the area and, thanks to Elsa's magic, towering ice sculptures sprouted from the fountains that flanked the castle)
Anna: *Look at everyone
*They don't realize(The townspeople were amazed by the outside decorations, but Elsa, Anna, and Olaf couldn't wait until they saw what was waiting for them inside. The party was bound to be the best surprise Arendelle had ever seen. Knowing the wait was nearly over made them feel they might burst!)
Anna: *We've planned a party
*As a big surprise(Anna knew the townspeople would love it all as much as she and Elsa did. She checked again to make sure everything was perfect. The last trays of food were in place. She examined one of the little centerpieces Elsa had shown her, a miniature tower surrounded by candles and tiny bells. Leaning in, she couldn't help ringing a few just for fun. The tinkling sound sent a rush of joy through her)
Anna: *Soon the ballroom will echo with sounds of cheer
*As we ring in the season this year(Elsa also gave everything one last glance before they went down to greet the guests. She and Anna looked festive in their new holiday gowns, and Anna had braided some red berries and pine into her hair)
Elsa: *This is overdue
*Gotta look our best(Elsa glanced around the room, looking for something special to give him. Her eyes landed on the perfect thing: a little red petal from a flower on one of the hanging wreaths! She plucked it off and placed it on Olaf, beneath his chin, and it looked just like a bow tie. Olaf instantly felt fancier. He thanked Elsa for helping him look his best)
Olaf: *Ooh! I've never been so nicely dressed
Elsa: *We'll be hosting and toasting the whole night through
*As we ring in the season with you(Anna and Elsa smiled at each other. There was only one last thing to do! As they passed the gingerbread castle, which matched their home exactly, Anna sprinkled powdered sugar on top. It looked like the snow that had blanketed Arendelle overnight. Then Elsa pushed open the miniature front gates)
Anna: *It's the first Christmas in forever
Elsa: *Since we opened up the gates
Anna: *And it's the first Christmas I remember
*To date
Anna:/Elsa: *And it's already worth the wait(It was time!)
(EXT. COURTYARD, ARENDELLE CASTLE — DAY. Anna, Elsa, and Olaf rushed into the courtyard, waving at the townspeople and welcoming them. They all responded happily)
Anna:/Elsa: *Look at all the joy
*And it's everywhere
Elsa: *I feel the Christmas spirit in the air
Anna:/Elsa: *And the party will start at the strike of noon
*And we'll ring in the season so soon(A group of people ringing handbells strode through the center of the courtyard. Behind them, Kristoff walked beside Sven, who proudly pulled a cart that carried giant, shiny Yule Bell. Kristoff and Sven looked great in the holiday clothes Anna and Elsa had given them)
(Olaf gasped when he saw his friends enter the courtyard)
OLAF: Hey! It's Kristoff and Sven! (his body quivering) (GASPS) And the Yule Bell!(He paused, then chuckled, looking at the sisters)
Olaf: Why am I so excited about that?
Elsa: Olaf, the Yule bell signals the start of the holidays in Arendelle.
Olaf: Ooh!(In his excitement, he had completely forgotten that very important detail)
(Everyone oohed and aahed as the bell was puled into the center of the courtyard. Wheeling out the old bell was clearly a tradition that the whole kingdom revered and had missed. The townspeople chattered about how beautifully shined and buffed the bell looked. FREDERIK beamed, glad the bell was working again)
Anna:/Elsa: *And it's almost time to ring the bell
*We'll hear it chime through Arendelle(Kristoff raced to the top of the tower. The bells that normally hung there had been moved to the storage area, making room for the majestic Yule Bell. Down below, Frederick and a group of other townspeople huddled around, ready to help. When Kristoff was ready, he gave the signal. Then they all worked together to hoist the bell high over the courtyard)
Elsa: *It's finally here and it's happening fast
Anna: *We'll make up for all
*We have missed in the past(From the tower, Kristoff helped guide it up. Once it was securely in place at the center of the tower, he dropped the rope down to Anna and Elsa. They stood on a platform in front of the townspeople. Everyone was eagerly waiting for the clock to strike twelve!)
Anna:/Elsa: *It's time to celebrate
*As we ring in the season at last*(Olaf fidgeted with the rope from below as he watched along with the townspeople. When the hands of the clock ticked to noon, Anna, Elsa, and Olaf pulled on the rope. The heavy bell swung back and forth–and rang triumphantly! The deep, rich, beautiful sound carried across the kingdom. Anna and Elsa remembered Frederik singing "Laaaaaa!" in his dramatic opera voice and they smiled)
(Elsa held her arms out to the people)
Elsa: Let the holidays begin!(The crowd roared with cheers and applause. Anna leaned over to Olaf)
Anna: Okay, now!(They opened the castle doors)
(Finally allowed to share the secret)
Olaf: (CHUCKLES) Surprise!(But when Anna turned around, everyone was walking away from the castle, Anna and Elsa stood there for a moment, bewilder. Why weren't the townspeople happily surprised and ready to celebrate with them? Why were the leaving? And where were they going?)
OLAF: Uh-oh.(He is just as perplexed and disappointed as the sisters)
(Anna rushed off the steps of the castle. She could hear the townspeople talking about how beautiful the ceremony was and how much they loved the Yule Bell as they left)
Anna: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.(She hurried over, trying to catch up. She saw a grandmother holding her little granddaughter's hand and shifted her panicked voice to a casual one)
Anna: Going so soon?(The grandmother turned to her and smiled kindly)
Grandmother: The Yule bell rang. I must get home to my family's holiday tradition, rolling the lefse!(She pulled her granddaughter along as they headed away)
(Anna understood the tradition: the flat-bread was delicious! And maybe the grandmother and her family hadn't planned on spending the evening in the castle. That was all right–surely someone else could stay)
(Anna looked at a couple hurrying out)
Townsman: Ours is putting out porridge for the Tomte!(Tomte were little else that were said to keep the farms safe)
(A pair of twin sisters rushed by)
Twin Sisters: We're baking traditional bordstabelbakkels!(Anna loved the cookies, but she wished the sisters didn't have to make them now)
(Olaf wanted to share something, too)
Olaf: And I'm going to fillet the krumsalkringlekakke.(He turned to Anna)
Olaf: That's a thing, right?(Anna shook her head. Her heart sank to her feet as she watched the people go. None of them had planned on celebrating at the castle. Even Kristoff had disappeared somewhere. They were all on their way home to do the various things they did every year. Anna and Elsa's surprise had been too much of a surprise)
(As the townspeople continued to announce a variety of family traditions, Elsa came down to the courtyard, too. She approached a couple that was ambling out arm in arm. She smiled)
Elsa: Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Olsen? You're welcome to join us in the castle if you'd like.
Mr. Olsen: Thank you, Your Majesty.(He rested his cane against the cobblestone)
Mr. Olsen: But Olga and I should be getting home to knit socks for our grandchildren.
Olga: It's our tradition.
Mr. Olsen: (LAUGHS) Yes. And we wouldn't want to intrude on your family traditions.(The couple smiled and continued on their way)
(Anna and Elsa stood still as statues, listening to the hollow echo of footsteps as the courtyard emptied. They stared at the space around them, disappointed. It certainly was not the sight they had expected to see after the ceremony. Where was the joyous surprise celebration they'd planned for? Why did it seem that everyone but them had something else to do?)
(Everyone's traditions seemed so wonderful. The sisters couldn't help feeling they were the only two in the entire kingdom who were missing something)
Olaf: Oh, so the surprise is that everyone left?(Anna and Elsa sighed, too sad to respond)
(EXT. ON THE ICE. In the sunny, snowy valley, two mammoths (MANNY and PEACHES) played hockey on a frozen lake, Using his trunk, the larger mammoth swiped his stick, sweeping an empty turtle shell along the ice)
(Two possums named CRASH and EDDIE commented on the hockey match using pinecones as microphones)
CRASH: It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy.
Eddie: It's Peaches meets Manny.
Crash: Mammoth meets mammoth.
Eddie: Mano a mano. Crash: Meema me moo-ma.
Eddie: Mama may mee-mee.
Manny: Will you two quit it?
Crash: M-okay. Eddie: Meanie.(Manny narrowed his eyes as he skated toward his young adult daughter)
(Peaches hunkered down in front of the goal, prepared to protect the net)
(Manny gave his own play-by-play of his moves as he sped up)
Manny: The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.
Peaches: So desperate to score.
Manny: He fakes right. He fakes left.
Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play.(She darted out her stick, and stole the puck from her father)
Peaches: What's wrong? Lose something?(She skated past Manny, forcing him back on defense. He moved in front of the goal, blocking the net with his bulk)
Crash:/Eddie: Hey, what that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! Hey, hey. It's Manny! Whoo! You stink!(Peaches grinned, expertly spinning the turtle shell on the end of her hockey stick)
Manny: Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.
Peaches: You asked for it.(She took off toward her father, stick handling the puck. When she got close, Peaches skidded to a halt, spraying Manny with shaved ice)
(He gasped and rubbed his eyes)
(Peaches smacked the puck, and the shell spun past Manny's feet into the net)
Peaches: Yes! She dominates! Again.(Manny groaned)
Manny: Oh, please. I went easy on you. It's called good parenting.
Peaches: Yeah, right. Face it. I rule the ice now.(Manny put his trunk around his daughter's shoulders)
Manny: Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. All right, how about best of three?
Julian: Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown!(Manny winced as he saw his daughter's fiancé, JULIAN, stepping awkwardly onto the ice. There was nothing really wrong with him, but his upbeat, enthusiastic personality got on Manny's winces)
Julian: Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it? Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo! (LAUGHING)(He sipped across the ice, bumping into Manny)
Peaches: Julian!
Julian: Sorry.(Peaches grinned at her future husband)
Peaches: Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
Julian: Yeah! And you were amazing.(His feet slid out from under him)
Peaches: Careful!
Julian: Oh, the ice is really icy.(Peaches helped him slide toward the shore)
Julian: It's like super-sized, extra value icy. But I'm getting better, right?(PEACHES LAUGHING)
JULIAN: Whoa!(Manny watched his daughter leave with her fiancé. The two young mammoths were obviously deeply in love, but Manny couldn't help feeling that he was losing his daughter too soon)
Manny: Okay, we'll play... later.(His wife, ELLIE, and Sid the sloth's grandmother, GRANNY, joined Manny as he trudged off the ice)
Ellie: So, she whupped your butt, again, huh?
Granny: And with a butt that size, that's a whole lot of whuppin'.
Manny: Nobody was whupped. there was no whupping. It's just a loving father sharing some strategy with his only daughter.
Granny: Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
CRASH: Okay, it's our turn.
Eddie: Let's show them how it's done!(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Crash: You're going down, eh?(GROANING)
(Peaches and Julian circled back, Julian now held a bunch of wildflowers in his trunk. He gave them to Ellie)
Julian: Ta-ta-da-da! For you, my mom-in-law-to-be. Buttercups! Nature's sunshine.
Manny: Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?(Ellie silenced him with a jab)
Ellie: Aw! Thank you, Julian. It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers. But you're marrying our daughter. You don't have to keep bringing us presents.
Julian: But it makes me happy.(Manny started to roll his eyes, but Julian looked at him, so him, so he squinted)
Julian: And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth... To you, I give the greatest gift of all.(He stretched out his trunk and stepped closer to Manny)
Manny: Wait. What are you doing?
Julian: Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.(He reared up on his hind legs, clinching Manny in a bear hug)
(Manny froze inside the embrace. He couldn't remember ever feeling so awkward)
JULIAN: Oh! I can feel your heart beating.
Manny: Okay. That's enough of that.
Ellie: You better get used to it. They'll be living right next door.(Peaches nudged Julian with her shoulder)
Peaches: Come on, Julian. Wanna go?
Ellie: Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?(Peaches nodded)
Peaches: Oh! Right. The thing. Gotta do the thing.
Manny: I can do the thing.
Ellie:/Peaches: No!
Peaches: It's a girl thing.(Ellie patted Manny's cheek with her trunk)
Ellie: Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing? You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends.
Manny: I don't?
Ellie: I'll see you later. (GIGGLES) (already walking away with Peaches) On this special day.
Manny: Uh... Okay.
Julian: Have you told them about our decision yet?
Peaches: No. I'm waiting for the right time.
Manny: Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.
Manny: I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons.
Julian: Whoa! Really? Manny: No.
Peaches: Goodbye, sweetie. (BLOWING KISSES)
Ellie: Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.
Granny: Not me! Love them and leave them, and take half of everything. That's my motto.(INT. NURSERY — DAY. CREAK – Tinker Bell and Zarina push the chest open, share a look. The other Fairies climb out)
ROSETTA: Well, that went well.(They spill out onto the floor. The room has changed – fantasy posters, winged horses, cupids, centaurs, centaurettes, other teen detritus)
Iridessa: She held me! She actually held me!
SILVERMIST: Oh, this is just sad.
ROSETTA: Who we kidding? The girl's 17 years old.
VIDIA: We ain't ever get played with.(Tink and Zarina jump down, exchange a glance. Zarina nods. Tinker Bell waves her arms)
Tinker Bell: Guys, hey, hold up. We need a staff meeting. Everyone! A staff meeting!(GROANS of boredom)
Silvermist: (GROANS) Not again!
Tinker Bell: Oh, come on. Vidia, gather everyone up.
Vidia: Uh, we are gathered, Tink.(The Fairy Community is a lot smaller. Tink rolls with it)
Tinker Bell: Okay. First off, we all knew Operation Life in Pixie Hollow was worth a long shot.
Rosetta: More like a misfire.
Tinker Bell: But we've always said this job isn't about believing in fairies. It's about...
Periwinkle: Being there for Wendy. We know.
Iridessa: But we can try again! Right?(Tinker Bell looks at all of them. She shakes her head)
Tinker Bell: I'm calling it, guys. We're closing up shop.
Fairies: What?(Everyone is crushed by this news)
Tinker Bell: Wendy's going to the university any day now. That was our last shot.
Fawn: (UNHAPPILY) Oh.(Zarina steps forward)
ZARINA: We're going into attic mode, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Dresses, extra dust, anything you need for an orderly transition.(Rosetta steps up)
Rosetta: Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done! Finished! Over the hill!
Tinker Bell: Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys. We all knew this day was coming.(Zarina, in FOREGROUND, sees something off-screen, frowns)
(POV – Clarion, VIOLA and the Ministers climb up onto Wendy's window)
(The other Fairies keep arguing)
SILVERMIST: Yeah, but now it is here.
Tinker Bell: Look, every fairy goes through this. No one wants to see...
Zarina: Hey, Queen Clarion! What are you doing?(Everyone turns. Clarion, Viola and their last two Ministers climb to the window sill)
Clarion: Show's over, fairies. Me and the ministers are moving on.
Tinker Bell: Moving on? Zarina: You're going AWOL?
Clarion: We done our duty. Wendy's grown up.
Viola: And let's face it, when the trash bags come out, we ministers are the first to go.
Zarina: Trash bags? Tinker Bell: Who said anything about trash bags?
Clarion: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, fairies.(Clarion straps in tandem with Viola. They leap. Their parachute opens and the wind carries them off)
Scribble: You're gonna need it.(He jumps and flies off too. The Fairies are stunned)
Tinker Bell: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Iridessa: (YELPS) We're getting thrown away? Tinker Bell: No. No one's getting thrown away.
ROSETTA: How do y'all know?(Periwinkle begins to panic)
Periwinkle: (GASPING) We're being abandoned! Zarina: We'll be fine, Periwinkle.
Silvermist: So why did Clarion leave? Fawn: Should we leave?
Vidia: I thought we were going to the attic. Iridessa: Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!(Tinker Bell turns, waves her arms)
Tinker Bell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet! No one's getting thrown out, okay? We're all still here. I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way. Clank and Bobble and...
Iridessa: Terence?(Tink nods, stoic)
Tinker Bell: Yeah. Even Terence. All good fairies who've gone on to new owners. But through every yard sale, every spring cleaning, Wendy held on to us! She must care about us, or we wouldn't be here. You wait. Wendy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
Zarina: And we'll all be together.
Tinker Bell: Exactly! There's games up there, and books, and...
Zarina: The racecar track! Tinker Bell: The racecar track. Thank you!
Vidia: And the old TV.
Tinker Bell: There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?(The Fairies shrug, MURMUR in semi-agreement. Tink softens)
Tinker Bell: And someday, if we're lucky, Wendy may have kids of her own.
Iridessa: And she'll play with us then, right?(Tinker Bell looks at Iridessa, unable to say "yes")
Tinker Bell: We'll always be there for her.
Zarina: Come on, guys. Let's get our parts together, get ready, and go out on a high note.(The Fairies disperse)
Fawn: I'd better find my other shoe.
Rosetta: Where'd you leave it this time?(She puts her binoculars over her eyes)
Fawn: Someplace dark. And dusty.(Silvermist turns to Iridessa)
Silvermist: Come on. Let's see how much we're going for on eBay.(Tinker Bell watches as the Fairies trudge off)
Tinker Bell: Don't worry. Wendy's gonna take care of us. I guarantee it!(ON THE DRESSER)
(Tinker Bell climbs up, surveys the room – posters, classical mythology, textbooks. He turns to a cork board where Wendy's high school graduation photo is pinned. She lifts it to find...)
(A SNAPSHOT shows a young Wendy posing with the music box that Tinker Bell made)
(Tinker Bell gazes at the halcyon past she can never return to)
(Zarina steps up behind her)
Zarina: You guarantee it, huh?
Tinker Bell: I don't know, Zarina. What else could I say?
Zarina: Well, whatever happens, at least we'll all be together.(CLOSE ON – The SNAPSHOT of young Wendy)
TINKER BELL: With beyond of faith.(EXT. THE GARDEN — DAY.)
(SIGHS)
Sid: Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion.(MIMICS HORSE NEIGHING)
Sid: But I want to share everything with you. You're the wind beneath my fleas, the algae of my eye. Will you be my mate for life?(KISSING)
FRANCINE: Sidney?Mmm?
Francine: Sidney, where are you?(GRUNTING)
Sid: Francine.
Sid: I need to ask... Ow!
Sid: I need to ask you something. Will you marry...
Francine: Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you.
Sid: What? But I planned our whole future! Our wedding.
Sid: Our kids. (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Mommy.
Sid: Our burial plots.How you doing?
SID: I even hired a band.-Hey! -(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
Sid: No, no. Not yet!
Francine: Are you crazy? We've only had one date. It lasted 14 minutes!
Sid: Yes, but it felt like 20.
Francine: Ugh! I can't! A ring? I mean, I like the ring, but no. I can't. You're too clingy.
Sid: How is this clingy? (GRUNTS)
Francine: And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture.
Francine: Francine, you gotta start dating outside of your species.
Sid: Franny, we can work this out. Is this about the bikini? Ow!
Sid: I didn't know it was poison ivy.(SOBBING)
(BLOWING NOSE)
Oh! Uh-oh.
Sid: Franny. Franny, help!(BOTH SCREAM)
Sid: Somebody. Is it the eyes that hurt... or my soul?
Sid: Ow! Definitely the eyes.(EXT. WATERING HOLE — DAY. Ellie's suggestion seemed like a good idea. So Manny met one of his closet buddies, a saber-toothed tiger named DIEGO, at the local watering hole)
(Small, portly animals called hyraxes served them fruity drinks)
Manny: Ah, women!
Diego: Yeah, women. What about them?
Manny: I don't get 'em. (WHISTLES) Like, Ellie. Life's great with her. There's no surprises. Nothing ever changes. But then, today, she giggled. Does Shira ever just giggle?(Diego glanced to the side, where a female saber-toothed tiger (SHIRA) snarled ferociously as she chased an antelope)
Antelope: Please don't eat me!
Shira: (ROARS)
Diego: Uh... Shira's not a big giggler.
Manny: Well, Ellie giggled. And then she wiggled. "Tee hee hee hee." Boom!
Diego: Don't ever do that again.
Manny: I have no idea why she's acting so weird.
Diego: (SIGHS) Women.
Manny: Women. Hydrax: Women.(He dropped a tiny umbrella into Manny's drink)
(A crash echoed across the watering hole)
SID: Hello?
Diego: And speaking of weird.(Sid staggered over. The sloth was a disaster, and looked trampled. His eyes were swollen shut)
Sid: Anybody there? Oh! Marco? Polo?(He bumped into Manny's giant butt)
Sid: Oh, hi, Manny. (waved his hand in front of his nose) Ew! Your breath is awful.
Diego: What happened to you?
Sid: Oh, nothing. Everything's great. Fabulous. Zippity-dippity.
Diego: Okay, let me guess. She dumped you.(Sid's lower lip quivered and burst out into sobs)
Sid: (tearful) What is wrong with me? Everybody has somebody. And all I've got is my boyish good looks and this mariachi band.(The mariachi band began playing)
(He wiped his eyes with poison ivy leaves)
Sid: Oh! So itchy!(Manny slapped the poison ivy out of Sid's claws)
Manny: Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.(The mammoth led the way back to the valley)
(EXT. COURTYARD, ARENDELLE CASTLE — DAY. Anna and Elsa heard the faint sound of music coming from the courtyard entrance)
(Kristoff sauntered into the courtyard, playing his lute. He was wearing a moss cape with a big collar made of bright green fern fronds that flapped in the breeze. He knew how disappointed the sisters were after they'd looked forward to celebrating with everyone, and he was confident that he could make them feel better)
Kristoff: Hey, (casually strumming a few upbeat chords) I say it's their loss. Who needs a big party anyway?
Anna: Kristoff?(She was surprised to see him in the strange costume. She wondered what he was up to)
Kristoff: I've got just the thing to cheer you up, my favorite traditional troll tradition.(He leaned into Anna)
Kristoff: Can to join in?
Anna: Uh, yeah!(She was excited at the prospect of sharing in a holiday tradition)
Kristoff: Okay, it starts with a gathering song, "The Ballad of Flemmingrad."(He struck a few chords dramatically)
Olaf: I love ballads!(He bounced up and down, clapping his hands)
(Kristoff continued to play, and he danced around the courtyard as he sang. Sven trotted to the beat of the music, pulling a small wooden wagon behind him, on which something sat mysteriously covered by a dark cloak)
Kristoff: *Every December we all gather 'round
*To pay our respects to a troll so renowned
'*In remembrance of the friend we had
*A jolly old soul we called Flemmingrad(The sisters enjoyed the music, and Olaf joined in. He used a twig arm as a flute to accompany Kristoff's jolly tune)
Olaf: Tempo!(He tried to keep the beat moving)
Kristoff: *We all dig deep down and we uproot the past
*We shove up its nostrils a fistful of grass(Kristoff carried on his serenade. The sisters were charmed by the sweet tune at first, but then the song started to get a little weird when the lyrics mentioned stuffing grass up a troll's nose. Sven held a clump of grass in his teeth and dropped it into Elsa's hands. He was asking her to participate)
Elsa: Nostrils?
Kristoff: *We shape his likeness, bless his soul(Then Sven grabbed the cloak on the wagon with his teeth and yanked it off with a flourish–to reveal a sculpture of Flemmy the fungus troll. It was an absolutely disgusting-looking creation made of mud, fungus, rocks, and grass. Branches with dead brown leaves dangling from them stuck out on either side of the troll. Olaf gasped with glee and put his hand over his mouth)
(Anna and Elsa were stunned. They had heard the legend of Flemmy, the hero troll who had saved all troll kind, but they had no idea what he would look like in statue form!)
Anna: Whoa, gross.
Kristoff: *Oh Flemmy, the fungus troll*(As Kristoff finished singing, one of Flemmy's stone eyes fell off. Olaf quickly picked it up and stuffed it back on his mushy mud face)
(At the end of the song, Kristoff smiled)
Kristoff: Now, you lick his forehead and make a wish.(He bent and gave the troll sculpture a big lick. When he turned to Anna and Elsa, he had mud and moss all over his mouth and chin)
Kristoff: Who's next?(The sisters were horrified. Anna stuck an elbow out and nudged Elsa's arm)
Anna: Elsa, you're up.
Kristoff: Come on. Tastes like lichen.(Elsa gagged at the thought of putting her mouth on the sticky mound of mud and moss)
(Olaf leaned over to Anna)
Olaf: You're a princess. You don't have a settle.(Anna and Elsa watched Flemmy drip and ooze onto the courtyard. They tried to figure out a way to respond without hurting Kristoff's feelings. His tradition was special, but it was his–not theirs)
Kristoff: Okay. Not so much a royal activity. I get it.(He let them off the hook. Sven gave Kristoff's face a big lick, cleaning off the mud and grass)
Kristoff: But wait until you taste my traditional Flemmy stew.(He plucked a mushroom off Flemmy and threw it into an oversized pot. Sven jumped into the air and excitedly spun in a circle)
Kristoff: It may smell like wet fur, but it's a real crowd-pleaser.(Sven danced on his hopes, nudging the pot with his nose. The stew was his favorite part of the holidays! Kristoff and Sven, pulling Flemmy on the wagon, trudged out of the courtyard to start cooking)
Anna: Oh, thanks. We're good.(Anna was not interested in the stew tradition, either)
Elsa: Big breakfast. (CHUCKLES)(She patted her stomach as if she were far too full to eat even a tiny bite)
(Excited all over again, Olaf took Anna's and Elsa's hands and pulled them out of the courtyard)
(EXT. THE UNIVERSE. Scrat managed to get his acorn back and squeeze himself out of his space helmet and into his space suit)
Scrat: (MUFFLED STRUGGLING)(...where he travels through the rubber airline back towards the UFO)
Scrat: (SIGHS)(Inside, Scrat notices Earth, runs to the front of the ship, and gives the planet and homesick look. Scrat has a moment of silence, until his foot slid down a switch, causing the ship to be launched back away from Earth)
Scrat: Whoa!(Trying to get back to Earth, Scrat pushes multiple buttons, until he activates a gravitational switch, where the UFO creates artificial gravity, causing Scrat, his acorn, and a few devices to float. Scrat then hurries down, to turn the switch off, bringing him and the objects back down. Seeing his acorn, Scrat runs for it, but unknowingly turns the switch back on, only this time, switching it to a gravitational pull)
(Just when Scrat reaches for his acorn, the gravity pulls him down and he's unable to get his acorn. As Scrat struggles to get back up, his skin gets pulled down revealing his skeleton...)
Scrat: (SCREAMS)(...and also causes his teeth to to fall, piercing his tongue)
Scrat: (MUFFLED SCREAM)(Finally, Scrat gets a hold of his acorn, but the acorn starts to roll and rolls over his finger, causing pain because of the gravity pulling it down. Then, the acorn started to roll where Scrat lied. Scrat tried to escape, but the acorn ended up rolling over him. Scrat groaned in pain)
Scrat: (GROANING)(INT. NURSERY — DAY. FOOTSTEPS on the stairs. Tink and Zarina turn)
VICTORIA: Can I have your stereo? WENDY: No.
VICTORIA: Why not? WENDY: 'Cause I'm taking it with me.(The Fairies scramble back into the hideaway. Wendy enters with Victoria close behind)
Victoria: Can I have your computer? Wendy: No.
Victoria: Your video games? Wendy: Forget it, Victoria.(Victoria sighs, walks off. Wendy starts typing on her laptop. Mrs. Darling enters carrying cardboard boxes and trash bags)
Mrs. Darling: Okay. Wendy, let's get to work here. Anything you're not taking to the university either goes in the attic, or it's trash.(She picks up a box and writes "University" in magic marker. Wendy stares at her computer)
Wendy: Mum, I'm not leaving till Friday. Mrs. Darling: Come on. It's garbage day.
Wendy: Mum.(She picks up his skateboard, puts it in the "University" box)
Mrs. Darling: Look, it's simple. Skateboard, university. Little League trophy, probably attic. Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.(She tosses an apple core in a trash bag, hands it to Wendy. Victoria eye looks inside the hideaway)
Victoria: Why do you still have these fairies?
Wendy: (SIGHS) Victoria, out of my room!
Victoria: Three more days and it's mine!(She strides out the door)
Mrs. Darling: Victoria, you're not off the hook either.(THE HIDEAWAY)
(The Fairies watch as Mrs. Darling picks up a box, enters Victoria's room)
Mrs. Darling: You have more fairies than you know what to do with. Some of them could make other kids really happy.
Victoria: What kids?
Mrs. Darling: The children at the floating nursery daycare. They're always asking for donations.(Iridessa whispers)
IRIDESSA: What's nursery daycare? Tinker Bell: (SHUSHING)(Mrs. Darling writes JOYLAND on the box. Victoria pouts)
VICTORIA: Mom.
MRS. DARLING: No buts. You choose the fairies you want to donate, I'll drop them off at Joyland.(Mrs. Darling leaves. Victoria sighs – Moms! – surveys the room. She picks up a xylophone, a Magic 8-Ball, puts them in the box)
(She picks up her old Barbie)
(VICTORIA POV – Barbie smiles, desperately eager to please)
(Victoria, indifferent, tosses Barbie into the box, then buries her face in a "Teen" magazine)
(THE HIDEAWAY)
(Across the hall, the Fairies react)
PERIWINKLE: Poor Barbie.
SILVERMIST: I get the Corvette.(INT. NURSERY — DAY. Mrs. Darling walks back and finds Wendy still on her laptop)
Mrs. Darling: Wendy, come on. You need to start making decisions.
Wendy: Like what?
Mrs. Darling: Like what are you gonna do with these fairies? Should we donate them to Joyland?
Wendy: No.
Mrs. Darling: Maybe sell them online?
Wendy: Mum, no one's gonna want those old fairies. They're junk.(THE FAIRIES. Silently hear this bombshell)
Mrs. Darling: Fine. You have till Friday. Anything that's not packed for the university or in the attic is getting thrown out.
Wendy: (SIGHS) Whatever you say, Mum.(She stares at her laptop. She shakes her head, exits)
(Wendy sighs, closes her laptop. She turns, surveys her room)
(She rolls her chair to the hideaway and opens the leaf curtain)
(Inside are the Fairies – her old friends. They lie frozen, smiling, forever eager to play)
(Wendy gazes at them, making a decision)
(Abruptly, she grabs a trash bag, snaps it open. She picks up the Fairies – Iridessa, Fawn, Rosetta, Periwinkle, Silvermist – tosses them in, with rest of the Fairies, in the trash bag)
(Then Wendy picks up Zarina and Tinker Bell, looks at them)
(POV – Zarina, grinning and heroic. Tinker Bell, smiling and loyal)
(FAIRIES POV – Wendy turns, tosses Tinker Bell in the University box)
(The Fairies gasp. Wendy drops Zarina into the garbage bag)
(IN THE BAG)
(Zarina is stunned and hurt)
(Wendy cinches the bag closed and carries it from the room)
(Behind her, Tink pops up from the University box, shocked)
(IN THE BAG)
(It's dim and crowded)
Iridessa: What's happening?
Rosetta: We're getting thrown out, you sugar cane. That's what's happening.(Tinker Bell jumps from the box, runs across the room, hides behind the door frame)
(Wendy walks onto the hall landing, reaches up, and pulls open a trapdoor ladder that leads to the attic)
(Tink watches, relieved)
(Wendy begins climbing to the attic. One rung... Two...)
(Victoria enters the hall landing, struggling with her box. It hits the door frame. A Magic 8-Ball falls out)
Wendy: You need a hand? Victoria: I got it.(Wendy steps down, leaves the bag at the foot of the ladder, grabs the 8-Ball. She helps Molly carry her box downstairs)
Wendy: Here. So, you gonna miss me when I'm gone?
Victoria: If I say no, do I still get your room? Wendy: Nope.
VICTORIA: Then, yes, I'll miss you.(They disappear)
(IN THE BAG)
(The Fairies are piled all over each other. Periwinkle is hyperventilating. Zarina looks around – plotting his next move)
Periwinkle: (GASPING) I can't breathe!
Iridessa: Oh, this can't be happening! Zarina: Quiet! What's that sound?(They all listen. A faint CREAKING)
(ON THE LANDING)
(The attic ladder – spring loaded – retracts, pushing the fairy-filled trash bag out of the way)
(IN THE BAG. The bag is tipped over. The Fairies tumble over each other)
Fairies: Whooaaaaa!!!(ON THE LANDING)
(The ladder pushes free and rises to the ceiling, retracting completely. Tink tiptoes into the hall toward the bag)
(Suddenly, Mrs. Darling enters carrying a trash bag. Tink retreats. Mrs. Darling trips over the fairy-filled bag, looks down – irritated)
Mrs. Darling: Wendy! (SIGHS)(No answer. Mrs. Darling sighs, picks up the fairy-filled bag and exits, carrying it downstairs)
(NURSERY. Tinker Bell – at the door – is electrified)
Tinker Bell: (GASPS) That's not trash. That's not trash!(She steps back, mind reeling)
Tinker Bell: Think, think, Tink. Think, think, think. (an idea) Oh! (WHISTLES) Nana! Come here, girl! Come here!(Off-screen PAWS and the JINGLE of a dog collar. Nana enters – old, saggy, panting. Tink vaults onto her back)
Tinker Bell: Okay, girl. To the curb! Hee-yah!(Nana yawns and flops over, pinning Tink under her)
Tinker Bell: (STRAINING) No, Nana! No!(Tink grabs Nana by the jowls, pulls her backwards)
TINKER BELL: Get up. Nana!(Finally, Nana rolls over. Tink sits up, gasping)
(Off-screen, a door SLAMS. Tink turns)
(Tinker Bell rushes to the window, gazes out)
(POV – Mrs. Darling drops the trash bags at the curb)
(WHIP PAN – Rumbling up the street is a garbage trunk)
(Tinker Bell gasps)
(IN THE BAG)
(Mounting panic)
Periwinkle: We're on the curb! Rosetta: Oh, I knew it would come to this!(Zarina grabs the side of the bag, tries to tear it open)
Zarina: Pull, everyone! Pull!(EXT. NURSERY — DAY. Tinker Bell grabs a pair of scissors, shoves them in her pocket. She lunges for the drainpipe, slides down, hits a gutter and tumbles into the bushes below. CRASH!)
(IN THE BAG)
(The Fairies follow Zarina's lead, pulling the sides of the bag)
IRIDESSA: It won't rip!
Silvermist: Oh, forget it! It's triple-ply, high-density polyethylene!
Zarina: There's gotta be a way out!
Rosetta: Oh, Wendy doesn't want us. What's the point?
Zarina: (thinking) Point. Point. Point!(Zarina looks at Iridessa's pointy knife)
(OUTSIDE THE BAG)
(The truck RUMBLES closer, two driveways away)
(IN THE BAG)
(The Fairies follow Zarina, shoving Iridessa backwards)
Zarina: Push! Push!
Iridessa: I can hear the garbage truck!(OUTSIDE THE BAG)
(The bag stretches. Iridessa's knife is nearly through)
(IN THE BAG)
Iridessa: It's getting closer.(Iridessa is muffled by a mouthful of plastic)
(IN THE YARD. Tinker Bell uses the scissors to snip her way out of the bush. The garbage truck approaches Wendy's driveway)
(Tink races out, dives behind the mail box post. The GARBAGE MAN is in head phones, playing air guitar, drumming the mail box. He empties a garbage can into the truck)
(Tinker Bell ducks from behind the post, plunges his scissors into a garbage bag)
(Garbage spills out: wrong bag. He tries another. No luck)
(As the Garbage Man turns, Tink ducks behind the post. The Garbage Man grabs the last bags, tosses them in the truck)
(She climbs on a running board, SLAPS the side)
(The truck shifts into gear and lurches off down the street)
(THE STREET. As the truck rumbles off, Tink ducks from behind the mail box, runs after it. The truck pulls up at the next house. Tink hides behind a fire hydrant)
(The Garbage Man hops off the runner, yanks a lever. The truck's compactor lowers, scoops up the trash bags)
(From behind the hydrant, Tink watches in horror)
(The compactor retracts, CRUNCHING the bags remorselessly)
Tinker Bell: Zarina! Periwinkle!(A TINKLE. Tinker Bell turns. In Wendy's driveway, an upside-down recycling bin scurries on little feet into the garage)
(Tink sighs, relieved)
(INT. GARAGE — DAY. The Fairies cast off the bin. They are traumatized)
Vidia: Wendy threw us out. Silvermist: Like we were garbage.
Rosetta: Junk. She called us junk. Fawn: How could she?(She SOBS on Rosetta's shoulder)
Zarina: (to herself) This doesn't make any sense.(Periwinkle is furious)
Periwinkle: I should have seen this coming. It's Dewey all over again.(She turns and scans the garage – galvanized, determined)
Silvermist: Queen Clarion was right. Rosetta: Yeah, and Tinker Bell was wrong.
Zarina: Wait a minute. Wait, hold on. This is no time to be hysterical.
Silvermist: It's the perfect time to be hysterical.
Iridessa: (hysterical) Should we be hysterical? Vidia: No!
Rosetta: Yes! Zarina: Maybe! But not right now!
Periwinkle: (O.S.) Woo-hoo!(Everyone turns. Periwinkle is smiling)
Periwinkle: Guys, all of you, I know what to do.(They follow her gaze. In the hatchback of Mrs. Darling's car is Victoria's box of toys, marked JOYLAND)
(EXT. WENDY'S YARD — DAY. Tink darts from a tree to a landscape boulder, sneaking towards the garage. She peeks out from behind a flowerpot)
Tinker Bell: What the jingles?(TINKER BELL'S POV – The Fairies clamber into the Donation Box)
(INT. CAR / GARAGE — DAY. Zarina stands outside the Donation Box as the other Fairies clamber in. Periwinkle helps the Aliens up into the box)
Periwinkle: Oh, we should've done this years ago. Zarina: Peri, wait. What about Tink?
Periwinkle: She's fine, Zarina. Wendy's taking her to the university. Now we need to go!(Zarina looks at her and the others)
Zarina: You're right. Come on.(She helps pass the Aliens up. Tinker Bell approaches, incredulous)
Tinker Bell: Zarina? Zarina: Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: What's going on? Don't you know this box is being donated?
Zarina: It's under control, Tink. We have a plan.
Iridessa: We're going to nursery daycare!
Tinker Bell: Nursery daycare? What, have you all lost your marbles?
Fawn: Well, didn't you see? Wendy threw us away.
Tinker Bell: No, no, no, no. She was putting you in the attic.
Rosetta: Attic? So how did we end up on the curb?
Tinker Bell: That was a mistake. Mrs. Darling thought you were trash.
Silvermist: Yeah. After she put us in a trash bag.
Fawn: And called us junk!
Tinker Bell: Yeah, I know. It looks bad. But, guys, you gotta believe me.
Rosetta: Sure thing, Christmas fairy!
Periwinkle: Wendy's moving on, Tink. It's time we did the same.(Peri and the others duck in the box, pull the flaps shut)
Tinker Bell: Okay. Out of the box. Everyone, right now! Come on, Zarina. Give me a hand. We gotta get this thing outta here.(She walks around and tries to push the box out of the car)
Zarina: Tinker Bell, wait. We need to figure out what's best for everyone.(SLAM!!! The hatchback shuts)
(Zarina and Tink turn. Through the window, Mrs. Darling walks to the driver's seat, gets in. Tink and Zarina crouch down)
Tinker Bell: Oh, great. Great! It's gonna take us forever to get back here.(The car lurches into gear and drives off, right before taking off into the sky)
(EXT. VALLEY — DUSK. When they reached the spot where Manny usually slept with his family...)
Sid: (tearful) All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask?(Diego stopped short, peering around suspiciously. The valley was dark and empty)
Diego: Why is it so quiet?
Sid: Because the world is mourning my loss.(Manny's eyes grew wide as he searched for his wife and daughter)
Manny: Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone?(Animals jumped out from behind trees)
ALL: Surprise! (throwing streamers)(They landed on Manny's head)
(Ellie smiled. She looked particularly beautiful as she nuzzled up beside him)
(Nearby, Crash and Eddie yanked down a cloak of leaves, revealing an ice sculpture of Ellie and Manny)
Crash:/Eddie: Ta-da!
Ellie: Happy Anniversary, honey!(Manny gulped)
Manny: Anniversary?(He had totally forgotten)
Manny: Oh, no. That's the thing.(Ellie softly giggled and wiggled again, bumping into Manny playfully)
Julian: Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
Crash: Yeah! We wanna see what you got Ellie.
Eddie: Manny!(Crash and all the other animals picked up the chant until everyone cheered his name)
ALL: Manny! Manny! Manny! Manny!(Manny shifted his feet)
Manny: Hey, hey. Right. So, how about another hand for Ellie?
Molehog: (CHUCKLING) Yeah. Oh.(The crowd fell silent, staring at him)
Male Animal Guest: He forgot!(Manny blinked at them)
FEMALE GUEST: I feel so bad for Ellie.(Ellie glanced sideways at Manny, and he felt heartbroken at how disappointed she look)
Manny: (trying to apologize) Ellie, I... Uh...(A bone-shaking explosion echoed in the sky. Everyone looked up. The atmosphere erupted with shooting stars. The animals oohed and aahed at the gorgeous display)
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
Glyptodon: He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her!(Another meteor illuminated the night with fiery colors)
Manny and Sid: Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?(Ellie smiled at Manny)
Ellie: Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?
Manny: Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets. (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Ellie: Oh... Thank you.(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
Diego: (SIGHS) I keep picturing our own kid in there. He'd be the best one.
Shira: I think you meant "she." Diego: He.
Shira: Either way, we've been over this, Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah, but why?(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH GASP)
Aardvark Kid: Are they gonna eat us?
Diego: Hi, kids! Shira: Hi, kids!(BOTH SCREAMING)
Shira: I even smiled this time.(Friends handed them coconut drinks, and they sipped together, basking in their love)
(Peaches bumped into her father)
PEACHES: Wow, Dad. Best present ever.(She crunched into an apple)
Julian: You, sir, are an education in martial excellence.(He wrapped his trunk around Manny and Ellie)
Julian: I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.(Peaches choked on her apple, then coughed it out. A chuck hit Manny in the eye)
Manny: Ow!
Peaches: Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.(Julian grinned at his future in-laws)
Julian: Oh. Surprise!(Seeing their horrified looks, Julian shuffled away to the buffet)
(Manny fixed Peaches with a stare)
Manny: You're leaving?
Ellie: I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.
Peaches: I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.
Manny: Roam?(Returning from the buffet, Julian added)
JULIAN: Yeah! Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. Horse d'oeuvres?
Manny: That's not a plan, or a philosophy, or very safe.
Peaches: (CHUCKLES) Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.(Julian put his trunk around Peaches)
Julian: I think we should just...(Manny interrupted harshly)
Manny: Excuse me! This is a family discussion.(Julian quickly slid his trunk off of Peaches)
Julian: But aren't I part of your family?
Manny: Not yet, you're not.(Sid slurps on his drink until he notice something in the sky)
Sid: (to Diego) Uh, does that look like a problem to you?(Up in the sky, a flaming METEORITE was coming down from the atmosphere)
Diego: A ball of fire heading directly towards us? Why would that be a problem?(Diego stepped into the middle of Manny and Ellie's discussion)
Manny: What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? What then, huh?
Diego: Manny, we have a problem.
Manny: Not now. I have a problem.
Diego: This one's a little bigger.
Manny: I don't think so. Diego: Manny!
Manny: What?(Diego turned the mammoth's head up to the sky over Ellie's shoulder)
(A meteorite whooshed down. Manny stumbled backward in shock)
Ellie: Manny?(Manny shook his head to clear the panic)
Manny: Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody.(He grabbed coconuts drinks out of guests' paws, pushing them away)
Manny: Have a good night. And leave right now!(Ellie hadn't yet seen the meteorite)
Ellie: What are you talking about? The party just got started.(Manny let out a big fake yawn)
Manny: Yeah. (YAWNS) Just getting kind of sleepy. Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover!(He steered Ellie toward shelter)
(Ellie struggled away from him)
Ellie: Hey, what's gotten into you?(Then she spotted the other animals staring upward. She and Peaches both turned to see the meteorite zooming overhead)
(Its flames brightened the ground as it passed. With a giant explosion, the meteorite slammed into the cliff alongside the valley. The animals screamed and stumbled as the ground shook from the blast)
Tapir: (pointed up) Look! There's more coming!
Macrauchenia: Meteor shower!
Eddie: (GASPS) Meteor?(Crash sniffed his own armpit)
Crash: (SNIFFS) Shower?(The possums clung to each another, shaking in fear)
Molehog: (GASPS) Manny's love is killing us!(Ellie glared at her husband)
Ellie: I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me?(A meteorite splinted a tree nearby, but Manny shrugged it off. He was more afraid of his wife's realization that he'd forgotten their anniversary)
Manny: (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Abracadabra?(Peaches shoved between them)
Peaches: Can you guys deal with this later?(Diego urged the mammoths)
Diego: Come on. We need to take cover.(The group took off running as meteorites streaked overheard, some blasting into trees around them. Other animals raced by, yelping in terror)
Crash: Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!
Eddie: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too! We're smoking hot, baby!(BOTH SCREAMING)
ELLIE: Incoming!
Manny: Those are ours!
Manny: Are you okay? How many tusks do you see?
Crash: Tree. Manny: Three?
Crash: No! Tree!(A rumbling thump made Manny glance behind him as he can. A meteorite had crashed down and rolled after his family, knocking trees down on either side. They stopped at the edge of the frozen lake)
Manny: Everybody, jump!(The friends belly flopped onto the lake, sliding onto the ice)
(The meteorite rolled up a chute on the frozen shore, launching overheard. Then the fiery boulder slammed down in front of the friends, shattering the ice)
(Manny scrambled to avoid the ragged hole. He slipped around it, pushing Ellie to a safer spot. They need to find shelter!)
Granny: Whee!(He spotted a hollow in the rocks)
MANNY: The cave! Get inside!(He ran toward it while herding his friends and family with his tusks)
Manny: Move! Move!(The group huddled together in their stone bunker as the meteorites exploded outside)
(A close blast shuddered the rock)
MANNY: Oh!(Peaches screamed)
Manny: It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...(He reached for her with his truck, but Peaches was already holding on to Julian)
(Sid tiptoed toward the cave exit and peeked at the sky)
Sid: Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down.(He stuck his whole head outside)
Sid: Yup, it's definitely over.(But then a meteorite as big as Peaches walloped the ground)
(Sid turned toward his friends. The meteorite had burned a stripe of fur off his chest)
Sid: (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Except for that one.(To be safe, the rest of the group waited until dawn)
MANNY: We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.(INT. DINING ROOM, ARENDELLE CASTLE — DAY. Anna, Elsa and Olaf entered the castle)
Olaf: (OLAF EXCLAIMS) (CHUCKLES) I can't wait!(Elsa looked at the little snowman, confused by his enthusiasm)
ELSA: For what, Olaf?
Olaf: For your family tradition. What is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me!(He bounced up and down)
(Anna and Elsa looked at each other, both at a loss. They wished they had something to share with him, but they couldn't think of anything their family had done every year)
Anna: Do we have any traditions, Elsa?(She gazed at her big sister with full of hope)
Anna: Do you remember?(She thought maybe there was something. Maybe her poor memory was just blocking it out)
Elsa: Well, I remember...(She looked up at the old family portrait hanging on the wall. Her father stood beside her, and their mother sat holding baby Anna on her lap. Elsa stared at the image of the young family as she tried to recall what the holidays were like for them back then)
Elsa: *It was long ago
*They would ring the bell
*We could hear it chime through Arendelle(She went to the window and tried to find the memories of holidays past playing out in the courtyard below. Then she could see her younger self, along with Anna and their parents, waving to the crowd that had gathered there, just like they had earlier that day. She saw the Yule Bell as it was brought in, and could picture it being raised up into the tower. Then she, her parents, and Anna had pulled the rope to ring in the holiday. The family smiled joyously as the bell rang out across the kingdom)
Elsa: *I remember the way that I felt back then
*We would ring in the season(Elsa remembered hearing the sound of the bell and how it had made her feel. It was wonderful to be surrounded by such warm holiday joy and cheer. She recalled feeling happy and proud as she and her family celebrated the start of the season)
Elsa: *We would ring in the season*(A small wrinkle formed above Anna's eyes as she frowned, confused)
Anna: But the Yule bell was for the kingdom. What about us?
Elsa: After the gates were closed, we were never together.(She was staring out the window, her eyes full of sorrow. Her gaze fell to the floor as she sighed and turned away. Deep down, Elsa knew she shouldn't blame herself for the way the magical powers she was born with had interfered with their childhood, but she often did. She couldn't help thinking her family would have had some lovely annual family tradition, like everyone else in the kingdom, if it hadn't been for her)
(Anna watched her sister walk across the floor)
Anna: Elsa?
ELSA: I'm sorry, Anna. It's my fault we don't have a family tradition.(She hurried out of the ballroom)
Anna: Wait, Elsa...(She rushed after her. But by the time she got to the doorway, Elsa was gone)
(Olaf watched as Anna paused at the closed door separating her from her sister and put her hands against it. It was a familiar scene from their childhood, and Anna felt just as terrible as she had all those years before. She slumped her shoulders and walked out of the room, feeling empty and alone)
(Olaf lowered his head. He hated seeing Elsa and Anna, unhappy, and wished he could do something to help. He would give anything to fix it, if he only knew how. The sisters had worked so hard for so long to give everyone a holiday surprise. He couldn't bear to think of them being alone and sad)
(Suddenly, a smile flashed across his face. Armed with an idea, he dashed from the room)
(EXT. DINOLAND, THE UNDERGROUND — DAWN.)
(SQUAWKING)
(PANTING)
Gertie: (GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg. How many eggs did you poach, little brother?
Roger: Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs? I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
Gertie: Sure, we could eat vegans.-(GRUNTS) -Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
Gavin: (GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family.
BUCK: ♪ Figaro, Figaro-(ALL GASP) -♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
Buck: With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.
Gavin: (GRUNTS) That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.
Buck: Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg.(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
Buck: (LAUGHS) It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch.
Buck: ♪ A mother is crying A damsel in distress
♪ Foreboding intruders Have made such a mess
Buck: ♪ What I detect is a lack of respect
♪ For all that is precious and dear
Buck: ♪ I am the pint-sized protector Of this lost world
But my friends call me Buck.
Buck: Well, played, guys.(GRUNTS)
Buck: ♪ I have message, bullies not welcome
♪ Return what you've stolen
♪ Go back where you came from
(VOCALIZING)
Buck: ♪ You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater
♪ You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
Buck: ♪ (ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro♪ Figaro
Buck: Oh, love that bit.(GROWLING)
Buck: ♪ Running and climbing And spinning and grinning
♪ And dashing and diving and dodging
♪ And sliding and gliding and staying alive
♪ And these are a few of the things
♪ That I do before lunch
Buck: ♪ Death defying Danger denying
♪ Look, I'm flying
♪ You might think I'm mad But, hey, you only live once
♪ No need to thank me
♪ But if you insist, I won't resist
♪ Who smells like fish?ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING)
Buck: Hold on to your butts!
♪ Class(ALL SCREAMING)
Buck: ♪ Dimissed ♪(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
Buck: Good egg.(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)
Buck: Here you are, my lady.(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES)
Huh?
Buck: Go! I'll lead them away.(GRUNTS)
Buck: Oh, that was fun! Same time, same place, next week? Toodles! (LAUGHING)
Gavin: Congratulations, weasel. You just signed your death warrant.
Buck: Weaseled my way out of that one.
Buck: Hmm. What's all that flash and dazzle about?Oh!
Buck: Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle? Ow! (GRUNTING)(BUCK SCREAMING)
Mmm.
Buck: Ooh.(PANTING)
Buck: Ha!(SNIFFS)
Buck: Blimey! What is this place?(CREAKING)
Buck: Whoops!Hmm.
(GASPS)
(INT. DONATION BOX / FLYING CAR, SKY — DAY. The Fairies have gathered around Barbie, who is sniffling. Fawn pats her shoulder)
Fawn: Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.(Barbie nods, putting on a brave front)
Barbie: Well, Victoria and I have been growing apart for years. It's just... I can't believe she would throw me away!(She breaks down again. Rosetta rolls her eyes)
Rosetta: Welcome to the club, toots.(Suddenly, the box flaps open and Tink and Zarina vault in)
Tinker Bell: Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get back to Wendy's, but we gotta move fast. We'll hide under the seats till we get back home.(The Fairies react, incensed)
Rosetta: Get it through your vinyl noggin, Tink. Wendy doesn't want us anymore.
Tinker Bell: She was putting you in the attic!(Periwinkle goes toe-to-toe with Tink)
Periwinkle: She left us on the curb!(Zarina intervenes)
Zarina: All right, calm down! Both of you!
Tinker Bell: Okay, fine. Fine. Just wait till you see what daycare's like.
Iridessa: Why? What's it like?
Tinker Bell: Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed-up old fairies who have no owners.(Abruptly, Barbie bursts into tears)
Silvermist: Quite the charmer, aren't you?
TINKER BELL: Oh, you'll see. As soon as we get to the nursery daycare, you'll be begging to go home.(The car hits a bump and Tinker Bell tumbles)
(EXT. DAY CARE, PARKING LOT, INTERGALACTIC FLOATING ISLAND — DAY. The flying car pulls into a modest day care center – Joyland – a cinder block building with bright, kid-friendly murals)
(INT. / EXT. DONATION BOX / PARKING LOT — DAY. Mrs. Darling pulls out the box, carries it across the lot)
(Inside the box, the Fairies peer out the hand slots)
Iridessa: Can anyone see anything?
PERIWINKLE: (GASPS) There's a playground!
ZARINA: Wow!(Through fencing we SEE glimpses of kids running and playing with SHOUTS and LAUGHTER. The Fairies look at each other)
Periwinkle: We hit the jackpot, Blaze!
SILVERMIST: So much for sad and lonely, huh?
Tinker Bell: Okay. Calm down, guys. Let's just keep this in perspective.
Rosetta: Perspective? This place is perfect.
Iridessa: Tinker Bell, it's nice! See? The door has a rainbow on it.(INT. LOBBY — DAY. Mrs. Darling is BUZZED through glass doors. A RECEPTIONIST behind a counter types at a computer while a small girl on the counter plays with a toy chimp. Mrs. Darling enters)
Mrs. Darling: Hey there!
MRS. ANDERSON: Wow! Haven't seen you in ages.
Mrs. Darling: I just wanted to drop these old guys off.(She puts the box on the counter)
Mrs. Darling: Is this Inma? Look how big you are.(The young girl, INMA – 6 years old with brown/strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes, looks up, then turns to her Mother, shy)
MRS. ANDERSON: Say hi, sweetie. Inma: Hi.
MRS. ANDERSON: Hey, how are your children? Victoria and Wendy?
MRS. DARLING: Not children at all. Wendy's going to the university on Friday.
MRS. ANDERSON: What? Mrs. Darling: Can you believe it?(The Receptionist opens the box. Inma tries to look in)
Mrs. Anderson: You sure they won't miss these? Mrs. Darling: No, they never get played with.(Mom departs and the Receptionist folds up the box flaps)
(INT. SVEN'S STABLES, ARENDELLE CASTLE — DAY. Olaf rushed out of the castle and made his way to the stables. Sven was relaxing inside, slowly munching on some fresh hay)
Olaf: Sven! Anna and Elsa don't have a family tradition.(The reindeer groaned and hung his head)
Olaf: I know it's sad, but I have a solution!(Sven perked up. He lifted his head and waited to hear Olaf's idea)
Olaf: We'll go and find the best tradition Anna and Elsa have ever seen and bring them back to the castle! Are you with me?(Olaf held out a twig arm, and Sven grunted as he gave him a high five–knocking the arm clear off Olaf's body and sending it into the courtyard)
Olaf: (continued to smile) Ow!(EXT. LANDSCAPE — MORNING. The group emerged from the cave. The meteorites had blasted and warped the landscape. Wide craters smoked, gaping in the ice. Manny and his friends walked through the wreckage, stunned at the impressive devastation)
(A loud growl from one crater made Manny step back)
Manny: Uh... Hello? (ECHOING)(Something panted as it crawled out of the pit. Manny and his family backed away)
Sid: (SCREAMS)(The smoke cleared, revealing a one-eyed weasel–BUCK standing on the pit's rim)
Buck: Oh! Hello, mammals.(Crash and Eddie slid down Manny's tusks, cheering)
Eddie: Hi, Buck!(The herd had met Buckminster when they traveled to the lost Dinosaur World. Buck was a little nutty–he had once married a pineapple!–but he was loyal and brave)
Buck: Hi.(Buck disappeared back into the crater as he tried to drag a stone tablet onto the surface)
Crash: Bye, Buck!
BUCK: Um, a little help. (struggling under the weight of the tablet)(Manny snagged both Buck and his tablet, and dropped them onto flat land)
Buck: Right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Diego: (LAUGHS) Hey, Buck. Welcome back, buddy.
Shira: Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer?(Buck shook Shira's paw)
Buck: And expert salsa dancer.-(SINGING) -(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -Whoo!
Buck: I have one eye but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? (He opened his mouth) Ah...(Shira recoiled)
Shira: No, thank you.(Buck launched into cartwheels. He passed Julian and stopped under Peaches, smiling up at the teen mammoth)
Buck: And this must be Nectarine.
Peaches: Um... Peaches.
Buck: Semantics, my dear. I am deeply honored.
Julian: Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.(Buck smiled)
Buck: Thank you. I like this kid.
MANNY: Buck. What are you doing here?(Buck leaped up on a tree stump)
Buck: Well, I...(He halted, as if listening to the stump)
Buck: What? I'm trying! But how do you tell someone they're doomed?(He looked up at the other animals)
Buck: He's stumped. (LAUGHS)
Manny: We're not doomed, Buck. It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.(Buck hopped onto Manny's head)
Buck: Oh, quite the contrary, old chap. It's just beginning.(He pointed at the tablet he dragged out of the underworld)
Buck: You see, I found a prophecy.(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)
Manny: Do you mind?
Crash: Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?
Eddie: Fun sucker!(The animals peered at the markings)
Buck: I read this tablet front to back. And the story it tells is very disturbing.(Buck translate the story being told in the ancient scratches on the tablet)
Buck: Every hundred million years or so, the world gets a cosmic cleansing. Before the dinosaurs, there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies. Ugh! Yuck. Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, an asteroid hit. Boom! Bye-bye. Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid. Boom! Bye-bye. And coming up next, mammals. Mountain range, asteroid, boom! Bye-bye.
Crash: (GIGGLES) Stupid mammals. Eddie: That's us.(Crash screamed)
(Buck scanned the sky. He pointed to a spot of yellow light in the distance)
Buck: Yep, and there she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us. Even going underground won't save us this time.(Everyone looked terrified)
Diego: Hey, that wasn't there before. And look what it's doing to the sky.
Buck: No worries. Because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really? To stop an asteroid?(Buck points at the tablet. A mountain range loomed around a crater in the drawing)
Buck: Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot. And it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight. Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it?
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went.
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.(Manny peered down at the drawing)
Manny: Okay, but even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend. The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too. Who's with me?(Manny gathered his friends in a huddle)
Manny: So, what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly. I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) No! Don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! (LAUGHS) (IN NORMAL VOICE) Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!(Diego peeked at Buck, who gave him a thumbs-up)
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.(As Buck is chiseling the tablet, Manny decided:)
Manny: Okay. I guess we're in.
Crash:/Eddie: Crash and Eddie, reporting for duty.
Eddie: (LAUGHS) Doody.(They both laugh)
Buck: Excellent! And dirty word processed. Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 15 seconds, 14 seconds...
Diego: I think we get it.
Manny: I think we're all gonna get it.(EXT. ARENDELLE — DAY. The friends acted swiftly. First, they prepared Kristoff's sleigh. Then they got Sven ready and hitched him up to it. In no time at all, Olaf was sitting in the driver's seat, holding the reins, as Sven pulled the sleigh out of the stables and into the courtyard)
Olaf: Let's go find their tradition!(With the wind rushing past, Olaf felt exhilarated and full of hope as they raced across the courtyard and through the castle gates)
(EXT. LANDSCAPE — DAY.)
Julian: Whoo! We look so cool. Whoa!(CHUCKLING)
(COUGHING)
Granny: Ugh. What is this stuff?(SCREAMING)
-(EXHALES) -(GROANS)
(INT. DONATION BOX / HALLWAY — DAY. The Fairies peek out as they are carried down a hallway)
Rosetta: You see any kids? Iridessa: (GASPS) Where is she taking us?(INT. DONATION BOX / GOOSE CLASSROOM — CONTINUOUS. The Box is placed on a counter. The Receptionist departs)
(In the box, the Fairies step up and jostle for a view)
PERIWINKLE: Look! ROSETTA: Wow!
Iridessa: What? What is it?(FAIRIES' POV – An idyllic day care classroom, filled with the happy bustle of four- and five-year-olds, playing with toys – dinosaurs, a baby doll, a pink Teddy bear, a Ken doll)
(The Fairies stare, agog. Iridessa jockeys for a peek)
Iridessa: (EXCLAIMS) I can't see!(A bell RINGS. A TEACHER opens the playground door)
Golden Goose Room Teacher: Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!
CHILDREN: Yay!(The kids CHEER and flood out on the playground. The Teacher turns off lights, shuts the door behind her)
(IN THE BOX)
(Silence. The room is still. The Fairies speak sotto)
SILVERMIST: So now what do we do?
TINKER BELL: We go back to Wendy's. Anyone see an exit?
ROSETTA: Exit. Let's get played with.
ZARINA: Careful. These fairies might be jealous of new arrivals.
Iridessa: I want to see! SILVERMIST: Hey!
Iridessa: It's my turn!(Iridessa presses in. The Fairies react)
Zarina: Oooff! Vidia: Whoa!(The whole box tilts and falls off the counter – SPLAT!!!)
(The Fairies spill out. They look up)
(Around the room, all the Day Care Toys stare back)
(A Jack In The Box pops up)
Jack In The Box: New fairies!(They all CHEER and burst into smiles)
(Periwinkle shakes hands with a ROCK MONSTER toy)
Periwinkle: Well, hello! Glad to meet you.(Zarina extends his hand to a ROBOT toy)
Zarina: Captain Zarina at your service.(Silvermist, Vidia and Barbie shake hands with an OCTOPUS toy)
Silvermist: (CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.(Iridessa laughs, circled by adoring little dinosaurs)
(An Insect Man ACTION FIGURE helps Fawn get up)
Fawn: Oh. Thank you. (reaches for his bicep) May I? Ooh! (LAUGHS)(He flexes obligingly. She feels his arm, GIGGLES. Rosetta looks on. She flexes her own arm. It sags)
(A Crane toy circles the Aliens. They gaze up, rapturous)
Aliens: The claw!(SFX – HONK! HONK! Everyone turns)
(A Tonka Truck races forward, then backs up in a quick 180 arc, revealing a large pink Teddy bear, LOTSO, in its bed)
Lotso: Well, hello there.(Lotso taps a Tinker Toy cane and the truck bed rises, "dumping" him out. Like Bob Hope stepping off the links in Palm Springs, Lotso exudes an easy, cheerful charisma)
Lotso: I thought I heard new voices. Welcome to Joyland, folks. I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear. But please call me Lotso.(Zarina steps up, offers a hand)
Zarina: Captain Zarina. We come in...(Lotso grabs Zarina, lifts her in a smothering hug)
Lotso: (CHUCKLING) First thing you gotta know about me, I'm a hugger.(He releases Zarina, looks at the other Fairies)
Lotso: Oh, look at you all. You've been through a lot today, haven't ya?
Fawn: Oh, it's been horrible.
Lotso: Well, you're safe now. We're all castoffs here. We been dumped, donated, yard-saled, secondhanded and just plain thrown out. But just you wait, you'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya.(Tinker Bell scoffs, but Iridessa steps up excitedly)
Iridessa: Mr. Lotso, do fairies here get played with every day?
Lotso: All day long. Five days a week.
Periwinkle: But what happens when the kids grow up?(Lotso steps to a wall of day-care class photos)
Lotso: Well, now, I'll tell ya. When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown or neglected, never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means no heartbreak.(The Fairies are overjoyed. Even Tink is taken by this vision)
Periwinkle: Woo-hoo!
Fawn: It's a miracle. Rosetta: (to Tink) And you wanted us to stay at Wendy's.
Tinker Bell: Because we're the Fairies of Pixie Hollow!(Lotso puts an arm around Tinker Bell)
Lotso: So you got donated by this Wendy, huh? Well, it's her loss, Miss Bell. She can't hurt you no more.
Tinker Bell: Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...(Lotso cuts her off)
Lotso: Now, let's get you all settled in. Ken? Where is that boy? Ken? New fairies!(A Ken doll appears in an upper window of a doll house)
Ken: Far out! (To Lotso) Down in a jiff, Lotso.(He rides down in an elevator and opens the door)
(ON KEN – Slip-on shoes, double-pleated shorts, and an unbuttoned animal-print shirt that reveals his ripped abs. He addresses the Fairies with an air of boundless self-regard)
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying.
Ken: Folks, if you want to step right this way...(He turns, sees Barbie. She looks up, sees him)
(Sparks fly. MUSIC swells. Destiny calls. They approach)
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. (breathless) Have we ever met?
Ken: Uh-uh. I would've remembered. (Barbie GIGGLES) Love your legwarmers.
Barbie: Nice ascot.(Lotso breaks the spell)
Lotso: Come on, Ken. Recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.(He extends a gentlemanly arm. Barbie giggles, takes it)
Lotso: You got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new fairies.(He leads them off. Iridessa, Zarina, and Tinker Bell trail behind)
Zarina: What a nice bear. Iridessa: And he smells like strawberries.(Tink sighs, exasperated)
(As they walk, Ken addresses the Fairies like a tour leader)
Ken: Folks, if I can share, here at Joyland, we've got, well, just about anything a fairy could ask for.(Lotso leads them past shelves of toy supplies)
Lotso: Spare parts, superglue, and enough fresh batteries to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.(CLOSET DOOR)
(Lotso flings open a utility closet, revealing a spa-like workshop in which smaller Toys fix up bigger Toys – stitching rips, etc. The Fairies gasp, impressed)
Lotso: Think you're gettin' old? PERIWINKLE: Wow.
LOTSO: Well, stop your worryin'.
KEN: Our repair spa will keep you stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.(An Elephant plushie is getting his belly re-stuffed. He SNEEZES. Stuffing flies everywhere)
(IN THE CLASSROOM. As the tour continues, Ken gestures to his Dream House)
Ken: And this, well, this is where I live. It's Ken's Dream House. It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy. And a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: (GASPS) You have everything!
Ken: Everything except someone to share it with.(He looks down, walks off. Barbie sighs, about to faint)
(Lotso reaches a bathroom door at the end of the room)
Lotso: You need anything at all, you just come talk to me. Here we are.(Lotso raps the door with his cane. It's opened by a large baby doll, BIG BABY, with a lazy, drooping eye. Big Baby COOS, peers out at the Fairies. They stare up in wonder)
LOTSO: Well, thank you, Big Baby. Why don't you come meet our new friends?(He throws an arm around Big Baby in Toy-solidarity)
Lotso: Poor baby. We were thrown out together, me and him. Abandoned by the same owner.(INT. BATHROOM — DAY. Lotso leads the Fairies through a bathroom)
Lotso: But we don't need owners at Joyland. We own ourselves. We're masters of our own fate. We control our own destiny.(Rosetta slips and falls)
Lotso: Watch out for puddles.(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — DAY. Lotso leads the Fairies into a new classroom. The Day Care Toys here are scuffier and more toddler-appropriate)
Lotso: And here's where you folks'll be stayin'. The Golden Chick Room.(The Fairies gaze up in awe. There's kid stuff everywhere: tiny tables and chairs, finger paintings, wood blocks, banners of the alphabet, wire cubby bins, etc. The whole beautiful, child-centric universe of day care)
PERIWINKLE: Look at this place. ROSETTA: Wow!
SILVERMIST: Holy moly buttermoly.
ROSETTA: Jackpot, baby. (WHISTLES)
Vidia: Whoa, puppy!(A TOY TRAIN weaves through the room, blowing its WHISTLE. Fawn and Rosetta look around in wonder)
Fawn: It's so beautiful!(Tinker Bell is awestruck. Something nudges her. A RINGING)
Tinker Bell: What the...(She looks down. An old Robo-Phone is bumping into her. Tink kneels down, friendly)
Tinker Bell: Oh. Hey, little guy.
Lotso: How long's it been since you all got played with?
Vidia: It's been years.
Lotso: Well, just you wait. In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring, and you'll get the playtime that you've been dreamin' of.
Iridessa: Play! Real play! I can't wait!
Lotso: Now, if you'll excuse us, we best be headin' back. Welcome to Joyland, folks.(Lotso climbs back into the Tonka Truck. The Fairies wave)
Iridessa: Thank you. Rosetta: Take care, pinky.
Zarina: Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you. SILVERMIST: Thank you, buddy boy.(Barbie turns to Ken – an end-of-the-first-date moment)
Barbie: Will I see you again?
Ken: Oh, I'll see you tonight in my dreams.(She giggles. They stare. It's like they could both spontaneously combust. At the bathroom door, Lotso waits)
Lotso: Ken, let's get a move on.(Ken turns to Barbie, takes her hands)
Ken: Barbie, come with me. Live in my dream house. I know it's crazy. I know we just met. Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe, but when I look at you, I feel like we were...
Ken & Barbie (Both): Made for each other.(They gasp, thunderstruck. Barbie turns, gazes to the Fairies. Peri grins and winks. Fawn waves – Go!)
Barbie: Yay!(She gives a leg kick. Ken pumps his fist)
Ken: Yes!(Lotso calls again)
LOTSO: Ken? Ken: Coming, Lotso.(Ken leads Barbie to the Truck and they hop in, giddy. Lotso taps his cane and the Truck roars off)
BARBIE: Oh, this is so exciting!(Big Baby is the last to exit, closing the door – CLICK – behind them)
(Through windows, children are heard LAUGHING and PLAYING. The Fairies turn and wander toward the playground door)
SILVERMIST: Sounds like kids to me.
Iridessa: Oh, I want to get played with. Why can't time go faster?
Periwinkle: How many you reckon are out there?
FAWN: Oh, they sound so sweet.(Tinker Bell looks at them, knowing she's fighting a losing battle)
Tinker Bell: Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.(The Fairies glance at each other. Periwinkle steps forward)
Periwinkle: We can have a whole new life here, Tink. A chance to make kids happy again.
Vidia: Why don't you stay? Iridessa: Yeah, Tinker Bell. Stay with us.
Silvermist: Come on, Tink! Rosetta: You'll get played with.
Tinker Bell: I can't. No. Fawn: Stay here.
Periwinkle: You can make a new kid happy. Tinker Bell: No, no. Guys, really. No!(The Fairies are taken aback. Tink struggles to stay calm)
Tinker Bell: I have a kid. You have a kid. Wendy! And if she wants us at the university, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for her. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Zarina.(She heads off. Zarina stays put. Tink turns back)
Tinker Bell: Zarina?(Zarina – torn – steps up to Tinker Bell, sober and gentle)
Zarina: Our mission with Wendy is complete, Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell: What?
Zarina: And what's important now is we stay together.
Tinker Bell: We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Wendy! Look under your shoe, Captain. You, too, Peri. Whose name is written there?(The Fairies stare at the ground. Iridessa pipes up)
Iridessa: Maybe Wendy doesn't care about us anymore.
Tinker Bell: Of course she does. She cares about all of you! She was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on her now!(Periwinkle steps forward – incensed)
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell, wake up! It's over! Wendy is all grown up!(Tinker Bell stares, trying to contain her anger)
Tinker Bell: Okay, fine. Perfect. I can't believe how selfish you all are.(Periwinkle glares back. No one moves)
Tinker Bell: So this is it? After all we've been through.(Zarina steps forward, offers a handshake. Tink looks at Zarina. She fixes her hair, turns away. Zarina is stung)
(Tink walks to the hall door. Blaze follows)
Tinker Bell: Blaze, no. You need to stay.(She moves on. Blaze again tries to follow)
Tinker Bell: Blaze, no, I said, "Stay!" (softens) (SIGHS) Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay.(Blaze retreats. Peri puts a consoling hand on him)
(KEYS in a LOCK. The Fairies turn)
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma? Inma?(Tinker Bell looks at them, doesn't know what else to say)
Tinker Bell: I gotta go.(The Fairies scatter. Tink hides behind the door just as Mrs. Anderson enters)
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma? You in here?(Tink sneaks out the door, into the hall)
(CLOSE ON – Zarina and Peri, watching)
(INT. HALLWAY. TEACHERS CHAT at the end of the hallway)
(Tinker Bell peeks out from behind a garbage can, tip-toes into the hall, turns. A janitor cart approaches. Tink falls limp. The cart passes over Tink, leaving the hall empty)
(A whistling JANITOR pushes the cart down the hallway. TILT DOWN to FIND Tinker Bell holding the underside of the cart)
(Tink POV – She rolls through the lobby, toward the exit...)
TINKER BELL: Come on. Come on. Oh, no, no.(...and veers into a bathroom)
(INT. BATHROOM — CONTINUOUS. The Janitor cleans the sinks. Tinker Bell sneaks into a nearby stall. Looks up, sees an open window)
(She tears a square of toilet paper, places it on the seat, climbs up the tank lid, leaps to the toilet paper roll, jumps to the top of the stall, backs toward the window)
(At the sink, the Janitor looks in the mirror, starts)
Janitor: What... What the heck?(Tinker Bell freezes. The Janitor stares at the mirror, Tink in its reflection)
(RACK FOCUS – The Janitor reaches up, wipes a stain off)
Janitor: Now, that's better.(RACK BACK – The window in the mirror. Tink's gone)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND, JOYLAND NURSERY DAYCARE — DAY. Tinker Bell finds herself above the playground and above the clouds)
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma!(Below, Inma plays hopscotch by herself. Her Mom walks over)
Inma: Bluebells, cockleshells...
MRS. ANDERSON: There you are. Come on, honey. It's time to go home.(She leads Inma off. Tink climbs up a drainage pipe to the roof. She runs across the roof, stops at the edge)
(POV, PANNING – A high wall surrounds the day care campus)
(Tink frowns. A gust lifts her flower off, blows it away)
Tinker Bell: Oh! No, no, no, no!(Her flower lands under a kite tangled on the roof top. Tinker Bell stares at the kite – an idea)
(Tinker Bell runs across the roof, kite over her head. She leaps and soars across the playground and over the wall. She glides down, makes a perfect landing, and laughs, pleased)
(Abruptly, another gust hits, yanking her high in the air)
(Tink looks at the ground far below. The wind takes the kite higher still, dipping and swirling frenetically)
(Tink panics, wrapping herself around the kite's cross-bar. The bar snaps. The kite plummets. Tink tries desperately to flap the kite wings, but it doesn't slow her fall)
(She crashes into a tree, hitting branches on the way down. She falls from the tree and stops – eyes shut – inches above the pavement. Opens one eye)
(Slowly, she was lifted upward)
(Tinker Bell dangles from a branch, trying to free herself)
INMA: Bluebells, cockleshells.(Inma approaches, playing hopscotch. Tink sees her, goes limp)
Inma: Eenie, miny...(She bumps into Tinker Bell, looks up. Looks around. She tugs Tink off the branch)
(She smiles. HONK HONK!)
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma! Inma: Coming!(She shoves Tinker Bell in her backpack, zips it up, runs off)
(IN THE BACKPACK. Tink is trapped)
Tinker Bell: (GROANS) Great.(As Inma and her Mom drive off, CRANE DOWN to REVEAL...)
(Tinker Bell's hair ribbon and shoes, lying on the ground)
(EXT. UNDERGROUND HOLE — DAY. The Dino birds heard Buck find his old herd and talk to them about a Stone Tablet and that an asteroid was coming)
(Gertie emerged)
Gertie: Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel, he's going to need two eye patches.(Gavin emerged, too)
Gavin: I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie. But you heard them. An asteroid is coming. (LAUGHS) This changes things.(Roger peeks out from the underground hole)
Roger: (YELPS) Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here. Parts are retracting into other parts. (SCREAMS)(She grabbed Roger and tossed to Gavin)
Gertie: Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?
Gavin: It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes, or you'd be totally useless.
Roger: Well, that's just hurtful. (SCREAMS)(Gertie grabbed Roger by the neck, flies up to the top, and begins using him as her telescope)
GAVIN: What do you see?
Roger: (scanning) (SIGHS) Nothing. Nothing.(ON glowing purple light)
Roger: Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth.(Finally, ON Buck)
Roger: Wait! There he is. That's too bad. He is really far away. Probably too far to reach by flight. Oh, well. Let's just go home.(He tries to fly back underground but Gavin blocked him in his way)
Gavin: We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along. Our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.
Roger: An honest living. Stealing. Kind of fronic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?
Gavin: So much sight. So little vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid, Kablooie!(THE FUTURE – ON Earth as it begin to crumple)
Gavin: It kills the weasel and everyone else while we glide safely above it all. It'll be our paradise. (LAUGHING EVILLY)
Roger: That's seems highly implausible.(BACK INTO PRESENT)
Roger: Just from a scientific standpoint.(Gavin and Gertie growled)
Roger: Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top three or four species annihilation plans I've ever heard.
Gavin: That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.(They began their journey)
Roger: Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?(INT. UFO, THE UNIVERSE. As the UFO flew in Space, Scrat chased his acorn until it landed in a room)
Scrat: (EXCLAIMS)(Scrat raced over to get it, while powering the room. As Scrat reached for his acorn, the acorn suddenly disappeared, bewildering Scrat)
Scrat: Whoa!(The acorn appeared again in a different area. Scrat ran after it, but the acorn teleported again, back into the previous area)
Scrat: Mmm.(Scrat grabs a hold of it, but then gets teleported with the acorn. He comes back again, with the acorn mutated as his head. Scrat freaks out, running around, until he falls back on the teleporter and gets teleported again. Scrat gets mutated and teleported with his acorn multiple times, including having his acorn as his tail, hands, eyes, uvula, and nipples and also seems to get injured by his acorn)
(The teleportation finally stops. Before Scrat tries to get his acorn, he carefully reaches it aware of the teleporters, and destroys the teleporters, preparing to crush one of them with his acorn...)
Scrat: (GRUNTING)(...until he gets zapped one final time into the bathroom of the UFO, throwing his acorn into the toilet. The toilet ends up flushing the acorn, and releases it outside the UFO. Scrat watches his acorn float in space, screaming in frustration)
Scrat: (SCREAMING)(EXT. LANDSCAPE — DAY. Buck led the mammals across the blasted valley. Ellie and Manny followed at the rear of the marching mammals)
Crash: What are you doing, Buck?
Buck: All rocks tell a tale. (licks rock) Where we've been and where we're heading.-(SNIFFING) -(BOTH GASP)
(BOTH SNIFFING)
Eddie: Ah!
Buck: That, however, is a turd.
Peaches: Julian... I want you to know that if we don't make it, if we never get married, you were the only one for me.
Julian: Hey, come on! Of course we'll make it, and we will get married.
Peaches: But maybe it's the universe telling us we won't.
SID: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You're going to let one tiny little 300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans?
Peaches: How can we think about our future when we may not have one?
Sid: Hey, we're going to stop this thing and you'll get married. Bada-bing, bada-boom! Well, not boom. Forget I said boom. (GASPS) I know! I'll be your wedding planner! It'll take your mind off all this end-of-the-world stuff.
Peaches: Actually, we were just gonna wing it! (CHUCKLES) Keep it low-key.
Sid: What? Peaches. Peaches. Sweetheart, you don't just wing the happiest day of your life! No, you seize it and you cherish it. You strangle it with good intentions.
Sid: Ooh. Let's start with your hair.
Sid: Updo with a top bun? Traditional.
Sid: Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious.
Crash: (GIGGLING)
Sid: But maybe be a little trashy.Ugh.
Sid: And garter belts!
Sid: Today, Ed is modelling laced daisies. While Crash is rocking a more elegant ivy, that's all about the calves.
Sid: Ooh. We need a seating chart! The singles table, the kids table, the weird relatives table, the smelly table, two-more, smelly tables.(Manny glared at Julian and Peaches walking together up ahead)
Manny: (SCOFFS) Look at him.
JULIAN: Oh, you're gonna love it.
Manny: Who walks like that?(He imitated Julian's cheerfully bouncy stride)
Manny: (MIMICKING JULIAN) Oh! Look at me! I'm Julian. Forget the asteroid. Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad!(Julian glanced back)
(Manny stumbled)
Manny: (CLEARS THROATS) Look at that pretty bird there.(But he pointed at a disgusting vulture)
Julian: Yeah! That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny.(Julian turned around)
Manny: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. The sky is literally falling and she thinks we're just gonna let her stroll into the wilderness with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.
Ellie: Stop picking on him.(Manny nudged her)
Manny: Come on, El, you're not still mad at me, are you?
Ellie: No. I'm not still mad. Because that's not how I want to spend what could be our final days together. But if we somehow survive that planet-killing hunk of space rock, you're in for it.(Manny nodded and sighed)
Manny: If we survive, we lose our daughter.
Ellie: Well, I've been thinking about that, too. What if...
Manny: Ooh. I know! We destroy the relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go and she'll just stay our little girl forever! (LAUGHING)
Ellie: No, you're psychopath! What if we convince them to stay near us?(Manny smiled)
Manny: Oh! That's better. I like it. But how?
Ellie: The way we always get her to do what we want. We make her think it's her idea.(Manny hugged his wife)
Manny: You sneaky, sneaky minx! (GIGGLES)
Ellie: Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.(Buck jumped up on a boulder alongside the convey)
Buck: Found it!(He held up a shard from a meteorite)
Buck: Behold, mammals! A sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos.(Buck licked the space fragment)
Buck: I taste iron, carbon. (GARGLES) Oh! And a hint of nickel. (SIGHS) Space tastes lonely.(Crash held up a bigger chunk)
Crash: Hey, look! I found another one.(Nearby, Eddie also held a shard of rock)
Eddie: Me too!(The meteorite fragments jolted toward each another, yanking the possums so they collided in a heap)
(Another meteorite shard landed near the rock. Buck's eyes widened when both fragments wiggled...and quickly snapped together)
(Crash and Eddie struggled to pull the space rocks apart)
Crash: Hey! Yours is attracted to me.
Eddie: No. Yours is attracted to me.(More meteorite fragments flew at them. The possums screamed as they were pelted by space rocks)
EDDIE: (EDDIE SOBS) We're just too attractive!
Diego: Stupendous! Now we have something to play with during our final hours.
Buck: You're missing the point, Tiger. They're magnets.(He paused and thought for a second)
Buck: And if these space rocks are magnetic, (pointing to the mega-asteroid in the sky) so is that. This can only mean one thing.
Crash: And that would be...
Buck: Allow me.(BOTH SCREAM)
(INSIDE BUCK'S MIND)
Eddie: Whoa! Where are we?
Buck: (ECHOING) You are in my brain.
Crash: Hmm. Kind of chilly.
Neil deBuck Weasel: (CLEARS THROAT) Gentlemen, here's what we know. Space rocks? Magnetic. Asteroid? Also, magnetic.
Buck: (GASPS) Famed astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel! He knows the cosmos.
Pythagoras: Ipso facto, thusly and ergo, the crash site must have a heap of these things attracting the asteroid.
Buck: Ooh. Pythagoras Buck. He's got the right angle.
Pythagorus: What if we use the magnets to attract the asteroids somewhere else? As in, not towards Earth.
Robo: Theoretically speaking, if we can launch enough of these into space, they will pull the asteroid off course.
Neil deBuck Weasel: Thus, saving the world.(ALL CHEERING)
(BACK TO THE REAL WORLD)
Eddie: So, we just need to go to the crash site, and launch a bunch of rocks into space. (CHUCKLES) That's easy, right?
Manny: Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake.(Buck grabbed two of the magnetic meteorite shards and jammed them into his backpack)
Buck: This is progress! Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do.(He headed along a path between two hills)
Buck: Vamanos, mammals! This trail will take us directly to the crash site.(The herd followed him out of the valley)
(EXT. LANDSCAPE — DAY.)
Gavin: All right, kids. (LAUGHS) Let's have some fun.-(LAUGHS) -Oh!
(WHIMPERS)
Buck: Okay, everyone. Follow the trail. Never leave the trail.-(DISTANT SCREECHING) -Hmm?
(GASPS)
Buck: Okay, everyone. Leave the trail. Into the forest. Chop, chop.
Shira: But you just said...
Buck: (STAMMERS) You know I'm crazy. Come on.(ROARING)
(GRUNTS)
(BUCK SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)
Buck: (CLEARS THROAT) I love the shade. Don't you?
Gavin: Well played, weasel. Stay sharp, kids. They can't hide forever.(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM, JOYLAND — DAY. Blaze whimpers, stares at the door. Periwinkle consoles him)
Periwinkle: Oh, it's gonna be okay, Blaze.
Zarina: Tink's going to the university with Wendy. It's what she's always wanted.
Rosetta: Ah, she's crazy. University is no place for a fairy.
Fawn: Fairies are for nurseries and playtime.
Silvermist: Oh, speaking of playtime, they're lining up out there!(Silvermist, at the window, is spying on the playground)
ZARINA: How many? SILVERMIST: There must be dozens.
Iridessa: (EXCLAIMS) I can hardly wait!
Zarina: Places, everyone!(The Fairies scramble into play position)
(Zarina notices the Day Care Toys edging away from the door – ducking, hiding, trembling, diving for cover)
(The bell RINGS. Kids SHRIEK. Footsteps THUNDER)
(Iridessa spreads her arms and runs to the playground door)
IRIDESSA: Finally! I'll get played with!
Zarina: Uh, Dessa?
Iridessa: Come to mama.(BOOM! The door bursts open, swatting Iridessa across the room)
(A horde of squealing, hyped-up TODDLERS enter)
(The Fairies go limp. Zarina puts on her hat)
(The toddlers descend on the Fairies with SHRIEKS of delight)
(Fairies are snatched up by eager, excited hands)
(A Boy and Girl stretch Vidia until her hair goes haywire)
(A Boy smashes the Toy Train with Fawn into a wall)
(The Aliens are squashed as a Boy sits on them)
(A Girl picks up Zarina, bringing her straight to her mouth)
(A Girl dips Periwinkle's hair in paint and uses her as a brush)
(A Boy runs across the room, with Blaze on top of a Corn Popper toy. Blaze slides off, gets caught in its wheels)
(Silvermist is bathed in glue... Then coated in green glitter)
(A Girl "rides" Iridessa, snapping her shoe off)
(A Boy picks up Rosetta's piece of hair, shoves it up his nose)
(A Girl uses Zarina to hammer a square peg into a round hole)
(Zarina POV – Zarina smashes the peg. Bam, Bam, Bam!)
(A Boy runs by, tugs the Girl's hair. She screams, tosses Zarina away. She lands on the window sill)
(Zarina POV – Across the playgound, in the Golden Goose Room, a class of Four- and Five-Year-Olds play lovingly with Lotso and the other toys)
(Zarina frowns – Why is it Heaven in there and Hell in here?)
(Abruptly, a HAND grabs her, pulls her back into the fray)
(EXT. VILLAGE — DAY. Olaf and Sven went into town and stopped in front of the first home they saw)
Olaf: House number one.(Olaf went up to the door)
Olaf: Wow, festive.(He knocked and knocked until he heard a woman call in a singsong voice)
FRIGGA: Coming!(Finally, FRIGGA, a short woman with a kind face, came with her son, BEN. Olaf stood there grinning)
Olaf: Good afternoon. I am Olaf, and...
Ben: (enthusiastically shaking Olaf's twig arm) Hey, Olaf!
Olaf: Please let me finish, (his friendly voice) and I like warm hugs.(Olaf turned to gesture to Sven, still hitched to Kristoff's sleigh)
Olaf: This is my associate, Sven.(The reindeer lifted his head and grunted as if to say hello. Frigga and Ben smiled at them)
Olaf: We're going door to door looking for family traditions. Tell us yours, and we'll decide if it's special enough.
Frigga: Oh! We make candy canes together.(She handed Olaf a thick, shiny, red-and-white-striped piece of candy)
Olaf: Ooh!(He grabbed the sweet treat. He removed his carrot nose and pushed the candy cane in its place. His head instantly popped up off his body and his eyes rolled around in his head)
Olaf: Sugar rush!(Ben plucked the candy cane from Olaf's face)
Ben: You're supposed to eat it.(He sticks it into the snowman's mouth)
Olaf: Eat my new nose? Why would I do that?
Ben: Because it's that time of year!
Olaf: Hmm.(He popped his carrot nose back on)
Olaf: It's that time of year!(Olaf's smile widened as he realized just how special the holidays were. It felt great to be part of something that came once a year and meant so much to so many people. Feeling he could practically float with joy, Olaf thanked Ben and his mom for the candy cane and continued on his quest, heading to the next house and the next)
(Olaf had a great time meeting everyone and hearing about all the different things they did for the holidays. He used a piece of parchment and a feather pen to catalog the great variety of family traditions that were taking place across the kingdom. All the families were more than happy to talk with him. They were proud of their customs, and honored to give a sample to the queen and princess. Olaf piled the items in the sleigh to take back to Anna and Elsa)
Olaf: *Happy, merry
*Holly jolly
*Seasons greetings here
*I'm wond'ring what your family does at
*That time of year?
*Love and joy
*And peace on Earth and
*Tidings of good cheer
*Do you have tradition things
*For "That time of year?"(One family liked to hang boughs of holly over all the doorways in their home. Olaf smiled as he watched their little dog trot up holding some of the long garland, helping them decorate)
Olga: *Well, we hang a thousand evergreen on every single doorway(Another tradition was baking a giant cookie in the shape of Arendelle. The family worked together to pull enormous cookie out of the wood-horning oven and show it to Olaf. It smelled and looked delicious. The kids wore colorful paper hats and eyed the cookie hungrily. Olaf loved how warm, cozy, and happy it was in their little home)
Ms. Anderson: *Bake a giant cookie in the wavy shape of Norway(On one street Olaf found a group of neighbors singing holiday songs at every home. The singers wore matching shiny purple costumes, and they sang dramatically for anyone who would listen. The group had even coordinated some dance moves. Olaf danced with them!)
Mrs. Blodget: *Go from door to door wassailing with our choir(One family demonstrated how they hung stockings over an open fire. Olaf watched the fabric sway above the crackling flames)
Olaf: *Hang up all your giant socks above an open fire
That sounds safe.(He thanked each family for sharing their special traditions. He was taking notes diligently)
Olaf: *So happy, merry
*Yuletide carol
*Faithful friends are dear
*Thanks for sharing
*What you do
*At that time of year?(He couldn't wait to show everything to Elsa and Anna!)
Olaf: (GASPS) We better get a move on if we're going to hit every house in the kingdom.(Sven nodded and took off toward the next street)
(They continued on from house to house, finding new and different traditions and putting more and more items into their sleigh. It was filling up quickly!)
Olaf: *Jolly, merry
*Happy holly
*On a midnight clear
*I'm here to ask you what you do at
*"That time of year?"(One family celebrated Hanukkah with a spinning top called a dreidel. The children huddled around, taking turns playing with it. They also had a special candle lamp called a menorah that they would light for eight nights in a row)
Olaf: *Hi, shalom(Another group danced in the snow wearing evergreen garland necklaces and chandeliers of lit candles on their heads. Olaf thought it was all so cheerful and festive. He couldn't possibly choose a favorite!)
Olaf: *Happy solstice
*Fancy chandelier
*I'm looking for tradition stuff
*For "That time of year"
Mr. Aselson: *Well, we make our decorations out of flotsam and jetsam(Another family's tradition was making fruitcake for their friends)
Ester: *Bake a yummy fruit cake and you can't leave until you get some(They gave one of the cakes to Olaf and he gobbled down the entire thing in one gulp. It fell out of him and landed with a thud)
Olaf: That went right through me.(He picked the fruitcake up and tossed it into the sleigh)
(At yet another house, the family explained that they'd bought presents for each other and hidden them. A little girl showed Olaf the mountain of gifts she'd put under her bed. There were so many that they lifted her bed off the floor! Her "secret" hiding place was not very secret at all)
Anniken: *Buy each other present and then hide them very nimbly(One family explained how every year they would wait for a chubby man to slide down their chimney and bring them presents)
Olaf: *Wait up for a chubby man to shimmy down your chimney(Olaf jotted this down)
Olaf: Breaking and entering, okay on Christmas.(Everyone Olaf encountered was so happy and jolly, he couldn't help feeling the spirit of the holiday. Some townspeople played instruments and danced in the snow. Unable to pass them by, Olaf stopped to dance with them. A woman swung him around and around until he flew right off his twig arms! He landed in a windmill and spun around until he was flung back to the snowy ground)
Olaf: *Oh, happy merry
*Multi-tied barrel
*Faithful gladsome cheer
*Thanks for sharing
*What you do
*At "That time of year"(The woman hurried over, stuck his arms back on his body, and gave him a clarinet)
Olaf: Thank you.(He attempted to play it as everyone enjoyed the big dance party)
(As Olaf knocked on more doors, he couldn't believe the number of new and interesting traditions there were. One family's tradition was knitting scarves, sweaters, and mittens. Just next door, their neighbor knitted pajamas for her kittens every year. Kittens purred and peered around every inch of her house, wearing matching pajamas!)
Mr. Olsen:/Mrs. Olsen: *We knit scarves and sweaters and we wear our matching mittens
Ingrid Olsen: *Don't forget the jimmies that I knitted for my kittens
Ben:/Gwen: *Late nights in a row we light Menorahs on our mantels
Olaf: You cut down a tree and then you dress its corpse with candles.
Olaf: I love it!(Soon a heaping mound of items representing all the traditions was piled high in Kristoff's sleigh)
Olaf: *Anna and Elsa, we have all that they need
*I'll fill my sleigh here
*With the help of my steed
*It'll be the best "Time of year"
Anna:/Elsa: *It's up to you
Olaf: *Up to me!
Anna:/Elsa: *Up to...
Kitten: *Mew(There was everything from mistletoe, garland, and sprigs of holly to candles, musical instruments, and figurines. The sleigh was packed! Olaf had collected something from each and every house–except one)
Olaf: *Oh, happy
*Merry
*Mele Kaliki
*Holly jolly
*Happy tappy
*Chubby man will soon appear
*And faithful friends or tiny deer
*And festive tidings midnight clear
Can I leave this fruit cake here?
*At "That time of year"*
Kitten: (MEWS)(He held the reins tight, and Sven led the way out of town, up toward the mountains)
(INT. INMA'S BEDROOM — DAY. CLOSE ON – Tinker Bell, with her hair tied in two braided pigtails)
Tinker Bell: I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.(Inma holds Tink, smiles)
Inma: A tinker!(She plunks Tink at a small table circled by other toys – a HEDGEHOG, a UNICORN, and a TRICERATOPS)
Inma: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants. We have a guest. You want some coffee?(She sets out cups, pretends to pour)
Inma: It's good for you. But don't drink too much, or you'll have to... Have to...(She dances from foot to foot)
Inma: Be right back!(She runs out the door. Tinker Bell comes alive, looks around. The other Toys stay frozen)
Tinker Bell: Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.(The Hedgehog, MR. PRICKLEPANTS, comes alive briefly)
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhh!
Tinker Bell: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhhhhh!!!
Buttercup: The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants: Well, excuse me. I'm trying to stay in character. (SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)(He freezes again. The Unicorn, friendly, turns to Tink)
Buttercup: My name's Buttercup. You've met Baron von Shush.
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhhh!!!!
Trixie: Hello, I'm Trixie.
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhhhh!!!! Trixie: Shhhhhh!!!!!
Mr. Pricklepants:/Trixie: Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Tinker Bell: Guys, hey. Guys, look, I don't know where I am.
Trixie: We're either in a cafe in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.(Tink is baffled)
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun, you'll be fine.
Tinker Bell: No, no, no, no. I...(A FLUSH. Tink gets back in his pose. Inma runs in)
Inma: Who wants lunch? Bee-boop-bee-boop.(She pushes buttons on a toy microwave oven, opens the door, removes a plastic hamburger, plunks it in front of Tink)
Inma: It has a secret ingredient.(She lifts the top bun...)
Inma: Jelly beans.(Inma eats a jellybean)
Tinker Bell: Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
Inma: (GASPS) Poison?(She spits the jellybean – it sticks to Pricklepants's head)
Inma: Who would do such a mean thing?(She GASPS and becomes a different character)
Inma: (as Witch) (CACKLES)(She turns. SMASH ZOOM to a DOLL on the shelf behind her)
Inma: (EXCLAIMS) The scary witch! Look out!(Inma picks up the Doll, flies it around the room)
INMA: She's using her witchy powers!(CLOSE ON – Tinker Bell)
Inma: (As Tink) "I know where to hide."(INT. INMA'S BEDROOM — MOMENTS LATER. The toy box at the foot of Inma's bed. It creaks open. Inma peeks out, grabs a Totoro, pulls it closed again)
(INT. TOY BOX — DAY. Inma and Tink huddle in the dark)
Inma: She'll never find us in here.(Inma surreptitiously lifts the Doll into view)
Inma: What's wrong?(She turns. Sees the doll, SCREAMS)
(INT. INMA'S BEDROOM — DAY. The toy box tips over, spilling Inma and her Toys)
Inma: She found us! We need a spaceship to get away from the witch!(She runs off into a closet. The Toys come alive)
Trixie: You're doing great! Mr. Pricklepants: Are you classically-trained?
Tinker Bell: Look, I just need to know how to get out of here!
Buttercup: There is no way out.(Tinker Bell is stunned)
Buttercup: Just kidding. Door's right over there.(The Doll gets up, greets Tink)
Dolly: Well, tinker fairy, you just jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.
Tinker Bell: Uh, Tinker Bell.(They shake)
Dolly: Tinker Bell? Really? You're gonna stick with that? 'Cause now's your chance to change it, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.(A PEA POD TOY zips open behind Tink. She turns)
Pea #1: Who's the new guy? Pea #2: Are you a real tinker fairy?
Tinker Bell: Well, actually...
Pea #3: 'Course she's not, pea brain. She don't even have her hair bunned.
Tinker Bell: I do too have... (GASPS) My hair!
Pea #3: Told ya. INMA: I found a spaceship!
Mr. Pricklepants: Showtime.(Tink and the Toys go lifeless as Inma runs out of the closet with makeshift shoebox rocket)
Inma: (As Tink) Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts. Close your tray tables.(She stuffs the toys in the box, drops it on a bedsheet)
Inma: Hold on. It might get a little bumpy. Three, two, one, blastoff!(She pulls the sheet taut. The Toys fly into the air)
(SLOW MOTION – Tinker Bell soaring. The moment is magical)
(Tink and the others tumble onto the bed)
Inma: Woo-hoo!(Inma flops down with them, hugging them close)
Inma: You saved us, tinker. You're our hero.(She pulls Tink to her cheek – just like Wendy once did. Tink glances at the other Toys. They smile at him)
(He smiles back. That was great)
(EXT. LANDSCAPE — DAY. The mammals trailed after Buck)
DIEGO: Hey, Buck. You have a suggestion for getting around the river?
Buck: Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. Hmm.(EXT. THE UNIVERSE. Scrat tries to catch his acorn in space, by tractor beaming it. He ends up targeting it, and attracts it to his ship)
Scrat: (LAUGHS)(Apparently, Scrat was also attracting the moon to himself)
Scrat: (SCREAMS)(To avoid this upcoming collision, Scrat swings the attraction end ends up letting go of the moon, causing it to rotate around the around the earth really fast, bringing up the tides)
(BACK ON EARTH)
Buck: (ECHOING) Let my mammals pass!
Diego: That's never gonna work.(This unexpected action, actually helps The Herd pass under a river that was blocking them from traveling to their destination from saving the world)
Buck: The ancients grant us safe passage.
Julian: (CHUCKLES) Sweet!(EXT. THE UNIVERSE. Back up in space, Scrat tries to catch his acorn, but ends up missing, attracting an electrical storm that was caused after he made Jupiter received it's red spot)
Scrat: (SCREAMS)(He ends up throwing the electrical storm back to Earth, creating an obstacle for the herd)
(BACK ON EARTH)
Diego: Wow, the air feels strange.(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Shira: Uh... Diego?Hmm...
(SNICKERING)
Manny: What?(SID AND DIEGO LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Eddie: Finally! We have superpowers!(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Buck: Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm.(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Buck: I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
Diego: Sure, no problem. It's not like we're in a forest.(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Manny: Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.
Ellie: Good thing we're all here to help each other.
Manny: Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.-(THUNDER CRACKS) -(GASPS)
Gertie: There they are! Right out in the open. (LAUGHS) How stupid can you be?
Gavin: Come on, kids. Dive!
Buck: Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.
Eddie: No friction. Got it.
Crash: Yup. Cool beans. Friction is what now?
Diego: Oh, no.(ALL SCREAMING)
(YELPING)
Buck: Come on! Let's get out of here.(SID SCREAMS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
Sid: Hurry, Granny.
Granny: Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times...
Sid: Ahh! Granny!
Granny: ...than you've had hot breakfasts.-(GRUNTING) -(GASPING)
(GRUNTS)
Julian: Peaches!(SCREAMS)
Peaches: Julian, don't move!Oh!
Peaches: I have an idea.(GASPS)
Manny: I'm coming, sweetheart!
Manny: Julian, why aren't you helping her?
Julian: Wait! No, Manny, she...(BOTH SCREAM)
(GRUNTS)
Peaches: Uh, what are you guys doing?
Manny: Helping?
Diego: What would "not helping" look like?
Diego: Hey, zapheads!Whoo!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Diego: Manny, get ready to run.
Manny: Come on, let's go!-(GRUNTS) -(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Diego: Everybody make it?
Sid: Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny. Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
Diego: Buck. Where's Buck?
Buck: Do you hear that? A baby! There's a baby in there!
Crash: Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.(BOTH GASP)
Ellie: He's gone.
Sid: I can't believe it.
Granny: Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck. All right, let's go.(BUCK SCREAMING)
Ellie: It's Buck!(GROANING)
(GRUNTS) Huh?
Buck: I got you. Don't worry, I got you. There you are. There.
Buck: Say "hi," everyone.
ALL: Huh?
Buck: Isn't she gorgeous?
Sid: How can he tell it's a she?
Sid: Oh.
Buck: Such a good little poochie-woochie.
Shira: (CHUCKLES) Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?
Buck: She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay. Yes, you will. I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.
Manny: Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth. While it's still here. Okay?
Buck: Right you are, mammal. Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid? You do!(SNIFFING)
Hmm.
(SNIFFING)
(EXT. REST STOP — DUSK. Buck peered up at the asteroid in the distance)
BUCK: Mmm... Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night.
Manny: Stop? What about the whole end of the world collision thing?
Buck: Oh, asteroid's still a day off. And like my grandfather used to say, "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream? I need my foot cream." Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.(Manny spotted Diego and Julian nearby. The tiger and the young mammoth laughed)
DIEGO: You are so funny, J.
Julian: Stop! You're funny. Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.(They shared a complicated handshake that finished with them wiggling trunk and paws together. Julian headed over to Peaches)
Diego: Hasta manana, J-man.(He bumped into Manny)
Manny: What was that?
Diego: What was what?(Manny imitated Diego and Julian's complicated handshake)
Diego: Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out. Julian taught it to me.
Manny: Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.
Diego: He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy. Give him a chance. Bond with him.(Manny glared at Julian, who was gathering twigs by the campfire)
Julian: ♪ So light 'em up, up, up
♪ Light 'em up, up, up
♪ Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire(Ellie comes up beside Manny)
Ellie: Bonding! That's a good idea!(Manny remembered her plan to convince Julian and Peaches to stay)
Manny: Oh, right. Got you.
Ellie: You take Julian. I got an idea for Peaches.(Manny give his wife a wink. He walked over to Julian, who was now drumming on a stone with sticks)
Manny: Hey, Bro-Kid.
Julian: Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out? (MIMICKING DRUMMING)(He drummed harder)
(Manny snatched the sticks out of Julian's trunk)
Manny: Okay. Instead of that, how about a game before bedtime?(Julian grinned)
Julian: No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow! What is honored times 1,000? No! Times one million? 'Cause whatever that equals, is how honored I am.
Manny: So, is that a "yes"?
Julian: Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"! It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's, so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss."
Manny: Great! I'll see you on the ice!(EXT. HOCKEY ON THE ICE. Diego sat down on the shore near Peaches to watch the hockey match)
(Manny skated backward on the frozen lake, showing off his skills)
Manny: Happy?(He swooped by the tiger)
(But Diego winced as Julian slid sloppily onto the ice)
Diego: Oh, boy.(EXT. CAMPSITE, REST STOP — DUSK.)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Ellie: So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own?
Peaches: I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.
Ellie: Sure. But with asteroids flying, no home to speak of and absolutely no support system, do you think you'll be ready for this?(GASPING)
Eddie: I'm a wittle baby. (BAWLING)
Ellie: Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food and your baby gets sick. What do you do?
Peaches: Uh...
Ellie: No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!(VOCALIZING)
(SCREAMS)
(BAWLING)
Ellie: Oh, no! Now your older toddler has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.
Crash: Mommy, hold me!
Ellie: Now your babies are crying. You have no food and then you come face to face with a rabid beast!(GROWLING)
Sid: I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies. (YELLING)
Ellie: And there's an arsonist on the loose.(CACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
Ellie: How are you going to handle all this without our help?(BOTH BAWLING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(CACKLING)
-Huh? -Ah!
(CRYING)
-Ah! -(BAWLING)
Peaches: Peaches, out!
Ellie: That's just the easy stuff. There's a lot more we still need to cover.
Crash: Uh... Baby made a poopie.
Eddie: (SPITS) I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.(EXT. HOCKEY ON THE ICE, REST STOP — DUSK. Julian wobbled over to a makeshift net and did his best to play goalie. But no matter how gently Manny pushed a turtle shell toward him, the puck got past Julian and plopped into the net)
JULIAN: Oh! So close! These pucks go fast.(Manny raised his stick, preparing to shoot again)
Manny: Just watch the puck all the way into the stick.(Then Manny hit the puck as gently as he could, and the shell slid with excruciating slowness toward the younger mammoth)
(Julian tapped the puck with his stick, blocking it)
Julian: Oh! I did it!(Manny smiled at Julian's astonished pleasure. He skated in a circle, coming around to shoot again)
Manny: Too bad you and Peaches are moving away. If you stayed, we could do this all the time.(Julian got into an awkward real position)
Julian: Okay. Show me the heat! I'm like a hockey ninja!(Manny zoomed closer, raising his stick)
Julian: Hey, Peaches! Looks like you got a new hockey partner to replace your dad.(Manny flinched. He slapped the puck–much harder than he intended. The shell flew into the air and smacked Julian in the forehead)
Diego: Oh!
Manny: Oh, no.(Julian crumpled and thumped into the ice. It cracked underneath his bulk)
(The ice broke open and Peaches' fiancé plopped into the frigid water)
Peaches: Julian!(LATER THAT NIGHT – She ran over, hoisted him out, and helped him to the campfire to dry off. Crash and Eddie worked together and wrung water out of Julian's sopping fur)
(On the other side of the campfire, Manny and Diego sat down next to Ellie)
Diego: Such a mystery why he wants to move far away.(Manny sighed)
Manny: I didn't mean to do it. It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes.(Peaches stormed over to her father)
PEACHES: How could you do that to him? I thought you liked Julian.
Manny: I do like Julian.
Peaches: Well, you don't act like it. When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle. Or worse, a target. But I see a sweet guy, who's trying his hardest to impress you.(Ellie touched her daughter's shoulder with her truck)
Ellie: Peaches.(Peaches shrugged her off)
Peaches: No! Both of you, just stop! If we survive, I'm still getting married and I'm still leaving home. Whether you're happy for me or not.(She strode away from her parents, back toward where Julian shivered on the other side of the fire)
Manny: Don't give me that look. She said both. That means you, too.
Buck: And this widdle astewoid went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.(DINO-BIRDS GASP)
ROGER: Hey... (YELPS)
Buck: Eh... Because Daddy and his fwiends saved the world.(INT. CHICK CLASSROOM — DUSK. The Fairies come to life, groaning)
Vidia: Oh, I got a kink in my ponytail.(Iridessa staggers by, one shoe missing)
Iridessa: (EXCLAIMS) My shoe! Where's my shoe?(Zarina sits up, dazed)
(Silvermist twists her hair. Detritus spills out. She strains. POP – a Weeble pops out. Silvermist picks up a plastic flower)
Silvermist: Someone need a hand?(She tosses it to Rosetta and Fawn – their parts completely jumbled)
Rosetta: Where's my nose? Fawn: Here it is.
Rosetta: Here's your arm. Fawn: Give me that. That's mine.
Rosetta: Honey, the flower?(Zarina straightens up – back CRACKING)
Zarina: I don't recall playtime being quite that strenuous.(Iridessa pulls her shoe from a peg board)
Iridessa: Wendy never played with us like that.(Periwinkle peels a decal off Blaze's nose)
Periwinkle: We're just gonna have to make the best of it.
Rosetta: But these toddlers, they don't know how to play with us.
Iridessa: They're too young! Silvermist: Yeah, they're sticky.
Vidia: Well, we should be in the Golden Goose Room.
FAWN: With the big kids!
ROSETTA: That's right.
Silvermist: Yeah, you said it.
Zarina: We'll get this straightened out. I'll go talk to Lotso about moving us to the other room.(She clambers up a table, leaps to the bathroom door knob. It doesn't move)
Zarina: Jingles. Try that one.(Periwinkle leaps to the hallway door latch)
Periwinkle: It's locked!(At the playground door, Vidia tests the door knob)
Vidia: Same here.(Zarina drops down, points)
Zarina: Try the windows.(Silvermist, on the sill, examines a window lock)
Silvermist: Negatory. It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380. Finest childproof lock in the world.
Fawn: We're trapped!
Zarina: Wait. Did anyone notice the transom?(Zarina looks up – atop the hallway door is an open transom)
Rosetta: Oh, great. How do we get up there?(Zarina narrows her eyes, thinking)
(INT. CHICK CLASSROOM — LATER. The Fairies hold a Fisher Price Corn Popper. Zarina, a loop of red yarn wrapped across her chest, stands at the rear)
Zarina: All right, everyone. On three! One, two...
Periwinkle: Three! Zarina: Whoa!(They take off, pushing the popper at top speed)
Periwinkle: Let go!(The Fairies drop away, leaving Zarina to jump onto the handle)
(The popper strikes an upturned table, lofting Zarina in the air. She grabs a string that runs across the room, using it like a zip-line. As she reaches the end, Zarina leaps off, expands her wings and flies towards a display of hanging paper-mache chicks, using their legs to swing from one to another. On the ground, Silvermist makes signal)
Silvermist: Go!(Blaze and Iridessa jump off a shelf, catapulting a broom forward. Zarina bounces off the broom, towards the transom. She flips, twists, and lands – safe. The Fairies rejoice)
IRIDESSA: She did it! SILVERMIST: Yes, ma'am!
Periwinkle: Way to go, Zarina!(Zarina casts part of her yarn down to the Fairies. They run and grab it. Zarina turns to the hallway, stops)
(Zarina POV – In the hall below, a pair of tough Day Care Toys, TWITCH (Bug Man) and CHUNK (Rock Man) saunter past)
CHUNK: (CHUCKLING) You think they had a fun playtime?
TWITCH: Shhh! They might hear you.(Zarina frowns)
(BARBIE GIGGLING)
(Zarina turns. Down the hall, Ken and Barbie say goodbye at the Golden Goose Room door)
Ken: Okay, now you start. Barbie: I...
Ken: Love... Barbie: You.
Ken: See? That time, I said "love." Okay, now me first.(CLOSE ON – Zarina. He stifles a dry heave)
Barbie: Okay, okay, okay. KEN: I...
BARBIE: Love...
KEN: You. You see what I mean? It changes every time.
Barbie: You are so smart.(As the Tough Toys pass, they drag Ken away)
Twitch: Come on, Romeo. We're late.
BARBIE: I'll wait up for you. KEN: Kisses!(INT. HALLWAY — NIGHT. Zarina – using the red yarn – rappels down into the hall. She unties the yarn and steals off down the hallway)
(She reaches the Teacher's Lounge, approaches cautiously)
(INT. TEACHERS' LOUNGE — NIGHT. Zarina peeks in. Ken, Twitch and Chunk approach a vending machine. Ken opens the bottom flap and they all go inside)
(Zarina frowns. She walks to the vending machine. Suddenly – strangely – a cow MOOOOS)
(Zarina looks around, confused. Then she looks up)
(Silhouetted in the top of a glowing vending machine are Ken and the rest of his Gang. A Rooster crows: COCKADOODLE- DOO!! This is followed by MUFFLED LAUGHS and HUBBUB)
(Zarina approaches the machine. From inside come VOICES)
GANG: Yeah, all right! Let’s go again!(Zarina pushes open the dispenser flap, climbs in. Above her, a pig OINKS loudly. More LAUGHS and GRIPES)
(INT. VENDING MACHINE — NIGHT. Zarina climbs up rows of candy bars and potato chips. She gets to the top, sneaks towards the light. In the top of the vending machine, a Gang of toys sits around a table)
KEN: All right, place your bets. Come on, everybody. Come on. Any splits?
TWITCH: Heya. Bring it here.
CHUNK: All right.(The Gang throws batteries, Monopoly money, other items into a pot. Stretch the Octopus pulls the cord on a Farmer Says toy. As the arrow spins, the Gang roots for their bets)
KEN: Here we go. Come on, horsey, come on!
CHUNK: Come on, turkey, come on. Gobble, gobble, baby.
KEN: Come on, horsey.
Stretch: Come on, duck.(Ken waves his hand over the table)
Ken: All right, that's it. No more bets. CHUNK: Come on! Right here.
STRETCH: Let me have the duck, let me have the duck, let me have the duck!(The spinning arrow stops on "Duck")
FARMER: Here is a duck. (DUCK QUACKS)
Stretch: I won! TWITCH: Ah, man!(Stretch scoops up the pile of money. The others GROAN)
KEN: Well, Stretch takes the round. Stretch: You lost! (LAUGHS)(The game continues, Ken presiding)
Ken: Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly. Coyote's wild.
STRETCH: Here, here. Two greens here.
KEN: Changing two double A's. (as he changes money:) Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits? Any keepers?
Stretch: Oh, please! Landfill!
Ken: Winter fairy? Light fairy? Twitch: Toddler fodder.(They start placing bets again)
Ken: But that pirate guy, she could be useful.(Zarina reacts, listening)
Chunk: She ain't the sharpest knife in the place where they keep the knives.
SPARKS: Nor are you, Chunk.(LAUGHS. Twitch teases Ken)
Twitch: You got a little keeper yourself, didn't you, Ken?
Ken: Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.
Stretch: Aw, Mr. Softy over here.
Chunk: What do you expect from a girl's toy?(Ken stands, furious)
Ken: I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not! Why do you guys keep saying that?(Twitch waves a hand)
Twitch: Ah, all them fairies are disposable. We'll be lucky if they last us a week.(Zarina reacts. He turns to go... And bumps into Big Baby)
(Big Baby tosses Zarina on the table. Ken smirks)
Ken: Well, well. Looky who we have here.(The Gang quickly grabs and subdues her)
Zarina: Let me go!(She struggles. Ken narrows his eyes)
Ken: Take her to the library.
ZARINA: No!(A sock puppet is pulled over Zarina's head)
(EXT. REST STOP — NIGHT.)
(MANNY EXHALES)
BUCK: ♪ And if that pterodactyl don't fly
♪ Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye(YAWNS)
Buck: Sweet dreams, little one.
Roger: (SIGHS) Lucky pumpkin! It must be nice to have a loving father.
Roger: Whoo. Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger. (CHUCKLES) Yay! Kidnapping!
Roger: Look I'm sorry. It's not me. I would never do something like this. It's my father. He's crazy.
Gavin: I can't believe he pulled it off! Way to go, dum-dum!
Roger: Oh. Thanks, Dad.
Gertie: Whatever! I could've done the same thing.(GROANS)
Gavin: Well, well. Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now, are you, weasel?-(SNORING) -Huh?
Gertie: That's not the weasel. That's...(YAWNS)
Gertie: I don't know what that is.Hmm.
Granny: Whoa!
Granny: Is it my time, angel?
Gertie: Time for what?
Granny: (GASPS) I'm coming to the light. Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.
Gertie: Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Gavin: Go help your sister. Roger: But, Dad... (SCREAMS)
Granny: Ahh! Demon angel!(GROANING)
Granny: Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(GULPS)
Gavin: And that's how it's done. Hmm.
GRANNY: Hello? Angel? Am I in heaven? It's so dark and squishy in here.Huh?
Granny: Oh, no! I can still see the light.-(GASPS) -(BOTH GRUNTING)
Ow!
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Gertie: Pop! I'll save you.(BOTH GRUNTING)
Granny: Whee!
Granny: Hello!(ALL SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Gavin: Oh, well. Probably for the best.
Gertie: Yeah, probably. Roger: Definitely.(SMACKING LIPS)
(INT. INMA'S BEDROOM — NIGHT. Inma sleeps – toys tucked next to her. Tinker Bell carefully slips from under the covers. Inma stirs, moves her arm. Tink freezes, leg in the air. She settles back to sleep)
(Tink tiptoes across the bed, looks around the room)
(ZOOM IN – Inma's backpack, hanging from her door handle)
(Tink pushes a chair to the door, climbs up, lifts a cape. The address on the backpack is revealed – 1225 Beanstalk)
Tinker Bell: (QUIETLY) 1225 Beanstalk, Faire City.
Mr. Pricklepants: Psst.(Tink turns. Inma's Toys are watching from the bed)
Mr. Pricklepants: Tinker Bell, what are you doing?
Tinker Bell: I gotta get outta here.
Trixie: You're leaving? Buttercup: But didn't you have fun today?
Tinker Bell: Well, of course I did, more than I've had in years, but, you see, I belong to someone else.(She holds up her shoe, where "WENDY" is written)
Buttercup: Who's "Yid-nuh"? Mr. Pricklepants: I believe it's pronounced "Yid-nay."
Dolly: Guys, it says "Wendy."
Tinker Bell: She's my Inma. And she's leaving soon. I gotta get home.
Pea #3: Where's home?
Tinker Bell: Bloomsbury Street. (thinking) You guys have a map?
Dolly: We're on it, tinker fairy. Trixie?(Trixie giggles)
Trixie: I'll fire up the computer.(INT. STORAGE CLOSET — NIGHT. The sock is pulled off Zarina's head. She's tied to a toy chair in a closet lit with an overhead bulb. In shadows, Lotso's Henchmen lurk. Zarina struggles to free herself)
Zarina: Unhand me, you cowards! I demand to talk to Lotso!
Ken: Zip it, Buck Rogers. You don't talk to Lotso till we say you can...(Abruptly, the door opens. Lotso stands, astonished)
Lotso: Ken? What's goin' on here? Why is this fairy tied up?
Ken: (STAMMERS) She got out, Lotso.
Lotso: "Got out"? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. "This isn't how we treat our guests.(Lotso approaches Zarina, begins untying her)
Lotso: F-A-Oh, my Schwarz. There you go. I'm so sorry.(He frees Zarina. Zarina stands, casting a dark look at Ken)
Zarina: Lotso, there's been a mistake. Lotso: A mistake?
Zarina: The children in the Golden Chick Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Golden Goose Room.
Lotso: (gestures grandly) Well, request granted!
Ken: But, Lotso...
Lotso: Hush now, Kenneth. This fairy's shown initiative, leadership. Why, I'd say we've found ourselves a keeper. (to others) Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!(Lotso lifts Zarina's arm – World Champion! His Gang applauds dutifully. Lotso throws his arm around Zarina)
Lotso: We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want.
Zarina: Excellent. I'll go get my friends.(Lotso stops)
Lotso: Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss. Those Chick kids need someone to play with.
Zarina: But my friends don't belong there.
Lotso: Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer fairies, the stronger ones, to take on the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.(Zarina frowns)
Zarina: Well, I guess that makes sense.(Lotso smiles)
Zarina: But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.(Lotso's smile fades)
Lotso: Family man, huh? I understand. (sharply) Put her back in the timeout chair.(Big Baby grabs Zarina and slams her into the toy chair)
ZARINA: What are you... Unhand me!
Lotso: Bring in the Bookworm.(Ken whistles. A RUSTLING from a shelf above, where rows of files are cluttered)
BOOKWORM: Ah! Here it is.(An aged Toy – The Bookworm – pushes aside files)
Bookworm: It was filed under "Pixie Alchemy."(He tosses a small booklet down to Lotso. Lotso opens the booklet, flips through it. Zarina looks close, reacts – it's a Zarina Instruction Manual)
LOTSO: Let's see here. "Accessories. Maintenance." Oh. Here we go. (reading) "Remove screws to access battery compartment."
Zarina: What are you doing?(Big Baby pushes Zarina down, holding him while Sparks opens Zarina's battery compartment. Screws drop to the floor)
Zarina: Stop! Let go of me! Ow!
Lotso: (reading) "To return your Captain Zarina to its original factory settings..."
Zarina: No!
Lotso: "...slide the switch from Play to Demo."(Lotso looks up, nods. Twitch looks – inside the panel is a MODE switch. He reaches for it. Zarina struggles)
ZARINA: Stop! No! No! No!(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. The Fairies sit near the door. The echo of Zarina's scream is heard. They turn)
Periwinkle: (GASPS) What was that? Silvermist: Sounds like it came from the hall.
Fawn: I'll see what it was.(She marches to the door and pulls out her binoculars. She holds them under the door, sweeping them back and forth)
(INT. HALLWAY — NIGHT. Fawn's binoculars, held by her hand, looks up and down the hallway)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. The Fairies gather around her)
PERIWINKLE: What do you see? Anything?(POV, PANNING – The hall is dark and empty. Suddenly, a VISION of Wendy in her room FADES IN over the dark hallway)
FAWN: No, just a dark hallway and... (GASPS) Wait. Wait! I see Wendy!(The other Fairies look at each other, disbelieving)
Periwinkle: What? Rosetta: That's impossible.
Fawn: No, no, I really see her. In her room. (realizing) (GASPS) My other shoe! The one I left behind.(She concentrates fiercely)
(INT. NURSERY — NIGHT — POV. From under the bed, we SEE university boxes piled up by the open door. Wendy crosses frame, carrying another box)
Fawn: This is so weird. She's packing up. Uh-oh. Oh, here comes Nana.(Nana sniffs under the bed, right toward her eye)
Fawn: Out of the way! Get away!(Nana yawns, turns, and walks out of FRAME)
Fawn: Okay, Wendy's out in the hall. She's looking in the attic. Wait, there's Mom. Why is she so upset?(Wendy gestures – I left the Fairies right here! Mrs. Darling shrugs)
(Wendy picks up a trash bag. Then Mrs. Darling remembers – her hands fly to her face. Wendy slaps her forehead)
Fawn Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Fawn puts her binoculars away, looks at the others)
Fawn: She's looking for us. Wendy's looking for us!
Periwinkle: She's looking for us?
Iridessa: So Wendy does want us. I knew it! I just knew it!(Iridessa picks up an Alien, does a happy dance)
Fawn: I think she did mean to put us in the attic.
Vidia: Well, then, Tinker Bell was telling the truth.
Rosetta: Holy cow! Silvermist: And you didn't believe her.
Rosetta: Hey, you didn't believe her first!(Periwinkle stands – fire in her eyes)
Periwinkle: Guys, we gotta... We gotta go home!(CREAK – A door opens. Light spills in. The Fairies turn)
(Lotso saunters in with his Gang)
Periwinkle: Lotso!
Lotso: Hey, there. How y'all doin' this fine evenin'?
Periwinkle: (SIGHS) Thank goodness!(Peri rushes to him. The others follow)
Periwinkle: Have you seen Zarina?
Fawn: There's been a mistake. We have to go.
Lotso: Go? Why, you just got here. In the nick of time, too. We were runnin' low on volunteers for the little ones. They just love new fairies, now, don't they?
Rosetta: "Love"? We've been chewed, kicked, drooled on.
Fawn: Just look at my pocketnote!(She holds up her chewed purse. Lotso bends down, amused)
Lotso: Hmm. Well, here's the thing, sweet braids. You ain't leaving' Joyland.
Fawn: "Sweet braids"! Who do you think you're talking to? I have over 30 accessories, and I deserve more respect...(Abruptly, Lotso zipped her mouth shut. Everyone is shocked)
Lotso: Ah... That's better.(Lotso's Henchmen snicker)
Rosetta: Hey, no one seals my friend's mouth shut, except me. Unzip it, you furry air freshener!(She steps up to retrieve the mouth. Lotso holds it above him. She finally grabs it. Periwinkle heads for the door)
Periwinkle: Come on, guys. We're going home.
Lotso: Whoa there, missy. You're not goin' anywhere.
Periwinkle: (over her shoulder) Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?(Peri almost collides with a blank-faced Zarina, stepping from the shadows. Peri and the others are thrilled)
Iridessa: Zarina! You're back!(She runs – arms open – to greet her. Zarina makes a Kung-Fu sound, strikes a pose)
IRIDESSA: Zarina?(WHAM!!! Zarina tackles Iridessa, slamming her to the floor)
Periwinkle: Hey!(Zarina leaps)
SILVERMIST: Look out!(Zarina kicks, spins the Fairies around, and knocks their legs from under them)
Vidia: Zarina!(The Fairies fall to the floor, stunned. Zarina stands atop them, salutes)
Zarina: Prisoners disabled, Commander Lotso!
Periwinkle: Zarina, what are you doing?
Zarina: Silence, pirates of Hook! You're in the custody of the Seven Seas!
Iridessa: "Hook"? Rosetta: "Seven Seas"?
Silvermist: Oh, boy.
Lotso: Good work, Captain. Now, lock 'em up!
Zarina: Yes, sir!(JUMP CUTS – Zarina and Lotso's Gang herd the Fairies into the room's wire-mesh cubbies)
(Periwinkle fights back – taking out Chunk and Sparks. Stretch grabs her from behind, puts her in a wire cubby, shuts it)
Stretch: Where do you think you're going?(Peri reaches through the cubby wire to Zarina's shoulder)
Periwinkle: Zarina! We're your friends!(She swats her hand away)
Zarina: Spare me your lies, temptress. Your pirate captain's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.(She turns, ramrod straight, and walks off)
(Big Baby lifts Fawn to a cubby. Rosetta intercedes)
Rosetta: Hey, Mongo! Keep your paws off my friend!(Big Baby drops Fawn in the cubby, turns and picks up Rosetta)
Rosetta: Hey! Let go of me, you drooling doofus!(Lotso steps in)
LOTSO: Not her. I think this garden fairy needs to learn herself some manners. Take her to the box.(Big Baby hoists Rosetta up and toddles off)
Rosetta: Hey! Put me down, you moron! Where are you taking me? Bad baby! Bad baby!(They toddle past Barbie as she enters the room, confused)
Barbie: Ken? What's going on?
Ken: Barbie! I told you to wait in the Dream House.(Ken puts an arm around her, leading her out)
Barbie: What are you doing to my friends?(Barbie looks over her shoulder as Sparks the Robot tosses an Alien into a cubby)
TWITCH: Get in there!(Twitch slams it shut. Barbie slaps Ken's arm away and turns to join the Fairies in solidarity. Ken tries to grab her)
Ken: Barbie, wait!
Barbie: Don't touch me. We're through!(She stalks off)
Ken: Barbie! I did...(Ken is devastated. Then Barbie turns, walks back to him. He smiles)
Barbie: And give me my scarf back!(She yanks the ascot off his neck)
Ken: Ow!(Barbie is slammed into a cubby. Lotso surveys the room)
Lotso: Zarina! Explain our overnight accommodations.
Zarina: Sir, yes, sir!(Zarina strides past the Fairies, each trapped in a cubby)
Zarina: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cell spends the night in the box.(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. Rosetta is carried to a covered sandbox. Big Baby lifts the sandbox cover, tosses Rosetta in. Rosetta reaches out, begging for mercy...)
Zarina: (O.S.) Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call, spends the night in the box.(...Big Baby lowers the lid, closing into BLACKNESS)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Zarina rattles off the rules. Periwinkle grows impatient)
Zarina: Prisoners do not speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back, spends the night...
Periwinkle: In the box! We get it.(Zarina whips around. Lotso puts a calming hand on her)
Lotso: At ease, soldier. They're neutralized. But remember, they'll say anything to make you doubt yourself.
Zarina: Don't worry, Commander. Any doubt I had got pounded out of me at the academy.(Lotso climbs on a podium of ABC blocks – jovial, relaxed)
LOTSO: Listen up, folks. We got a way of doin' things here at Joyland. If you start at the bottom, pay your dues, life here can be a dream come true! But if you break our rules, step outta line, try to check out early, well, you're just hurtin' yourselves.(He takes out Tinker Bell's ribbon and shoes, tosses it. They slides across the floor to Peri's cubby. The Fairies gasp in horror)
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell! (to Lotso) What did you do to her?(Lotso sits back in his truck bed, taps his cane)
Lotso: You all get a good night's rest. You got a full day of playtime tomorrow.(Lotso chuckles as he and his cronies drive off. Zarina remains behind, standing guard over the "cell block")
(The Fairies grasp the bars of their cubbies – the horrible truth of their situation hitting home)
(INT. KITCHEN — NIGHT. CLOSE ON – A computer keyboard. Tinker Bell types an address)
Tinker Bell: 1225 Bean...(BLOOP – Suddenly, an IM WINDOW pops up on the SCREEN)
Tinker Bell: Who's Velocistar237?(Trixie pushes in)
Trixie: Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street. That's nothing. Let me just take care of that. (beat) Just a dinosaur.(Tinker Bell finishes typing)
Tinker Bell: All right. Beanstalk. Okay, enter!(Trixie hits the Return. Slowly, a map begins to assemble)
Tinker Bell: Please don't be far. Please, please!(The map resolves itself. The route to Wendy's penthouse is a short "Z" – less than two blocks away. Tinker Bell is amazed)
Tinker Bell: Right around the corner? It's right around the corner!
Trixie: Yay!(Ecstatic, she hugs Inma's toys, leaps off the desk, does a happy dance across the floor, strides to the kitchen door)
Tinker Bell: I'm going to university! Look at me! I'm big fairy on campus! Hello! Hey, I'll see you at the sock hop.
Dolly: Okay, Potsie.(Tink starts to slip through a pet door)
Tinker Bell: Hey, listen. If any of you guys ever get to Joyland Nursery Daycare, you tell them Tinker Bell made it home.(Inma's Toys gasp)
Dolly: You came from Joyland? Trixie: But how'd you escape?
Tinker Bell: Well, it wasn't easy. What do you mean "escape"?(Inma's Toys trade glances. Mr. Pricklepants steps forward)
Mr. Pricklepants: Joyland is a place of ruin and despair. Ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
Tinker Bell: Lotso?
Buttercup: The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster.
Tinker Bell: But... How do you know that?
Mr. Pricklepants: Chuckles. He'll tell you.(They turn – with awe and respect – to a toy clown, Chuckles, sitting on a sill, staring grimly out the window)
(Tink steps forward)
CHUCKLES: Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid, Daisy.(INT. DAISY'S LIVING ROOM — DAY — FLASHBACK. A freckle-faced five-year-old, DAISY, unwraps a gift under a Christmas tree and finds a fresh, smiling Lotso inside)
Chuckles: I was there when Lotso got unwrapped.(She hugs him – love at first sight)
Chuckles: Daisy loved us all. But Lotso, Lotso was special.(INT. DAISY'S HOUSE — DAY — FLASHBACKS. QUICK CUTS: Daisy takes Lotso everywhere – jumping through a lawn sprinkler; pushed on a swing; in bed while she reads to him, etc. He gazes lovingly at her)
Chuckles: They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love.(EXT. STATION WAGON — DAY — FLASHBACK. Daisy sits in the back of a station wagon, Lotso in her lap. Big Baby and Chuckles are buckled in beside them)
Chuckles: One day, we took a drive.(EXT. REST STOP — DAY — FLASHBACK. At a rest stop, Daisy's Family has lunch in the grass while Daisy plays happily with Lotso, Chuckles, and Big Baby)
Chuckles: Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime.(Daisy's Mom waves a sandwich. Daisy puts down the Toys and runs to join her family)
(A sleeping Daisy is carried to the car)
Chuckles: After lunch, Daisy fell asleep.(A seat belt is clicked around the sleeping Daisy. The car drives off)
(Daisy's Toys sit up, their worst fears come true)
(Lotso peers down the road, keeping vigil as the sun sets. Days pass. Rain falls. The forgotten Toys remain)
Chuckles: She never came back.(CLOSE – A heart-shaped pendant reads, "My heart belongs to..." A child's writing shows Daisy's name and address)
(Lotso reads the pendant, hung around Big Baby's neck. He sets off across the fields. Chuckles and Big Baby follow)
Chuckles: Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's.(EXT. DAISY'S HOUSE — DUSK. Lotso, Chuckles and Big Baby stand in the bushes outside Daisy's window – muddy, worn. Big Baby boosts Lotso and Chuckles to the window sill. They peer in. Through the window, Daisy lies in her bed, reading a picture book)
Chuckles: But by then, it was too late.(FAST ZOOM – Tucked beside her is a brand-new Lotso Bear)
(TRACK IN ON – Lotso. His Universe is shattered)
(Lotso drops from the window. Rain begins to fall)
Chuckles: Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.(Lotso's face hardens. Big Baby stares – uncomprehending)
Lotso: She replaced us. Come on!(He turns to go, but Big Baby and Chuckles stay put)
Young Chuckles: No, she only replaced you!(Lotso turns on Chuckles)
Lotso: She replaced all of us. Didn't she?(Chuckles shrinks back, cowed. Big Baby looks at the pendant, turns and begins climbing up towards Daisy's window. Lotso walks back to Big Baby and yanks him down)
Lotso: She don't love you no more! Now come on!(He rips the pendant off, throws it away, and stalks off. Chuckles and Big Baby are left behind – heart-broken)
(EXT. TRUCK BUMPER — NIGHT. Lotso, Chuckles, and Big Baby hunch in the red, tail-lit glow of the bumper of a delivery truck as it drives through swirling rain. Their eyes are dead, hopeless)
CHUCKLES: We were lost. Cast off. Unloved. Unwanted.(The truck hits a pothole, knocking them off the bumper. They hit the pavement, tumble into a puddle in front of...)
(EXT. JOYLAND DAY CARE, FRONT ENTRANCE — NIGHT. It's dark. Rain pours. Lotso, Chuckles, and the Baby lift their faces from the puddle)
(A FLASH of lightning reveals the Joyland Day Care Center)
Chuckles: Then we found Joyland. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore.(Lotso stands, eyes narrowed. He limps towards the Day Care. Chuckles and Big Baby watch from the puddle. Lightning FLASHES)
(INT. KITCHEN — DAWN. Chuckles, remembering. Tinker Bell listens, rapt)
Chuckles: He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Joyland and rigged the whole system.(He reaches in his pocket, pulls out Big Baby's pendant)
Tinker Bell: So how'd you get out?
Chuckles: I got broke. Inma found me, took me home. Other toys, they weren't so lucky. (voice quavers) It ain't right what Lotso done. New fairies, they don't stand a chance.(Tink looks up)
Tinker Bell: But my friends are in there. Buttercup: You can't go back.
Mr. Pricklepants: Returning now would be suicide!
Dolly: But what about your Wendy?
Trixie: Isn't she leaving for the university?(TRACK IN ON – Tink, torn)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — DAWN. The room is still. A HARMONICA plays mournfully)
(TRACK down the cubbies – The Fairies grip the bars, forlorn)
(CRANE TO REVEAL Silvermist, playing the harmonica)
(Suddenly, Zarina pounds on Silvermist's cubby)
Zarina: Quiet, musical fairy! Knock it off!(Silvermist stops playing, sighs. Zarina moves off. Blaze looks at Tink's ribbon, whimpers sadly. Periwinkle pats his antenna)
Periwinkle: Oh, Blaze. I miss Tinker Bell, too.(She turns away, bows her head)
Periwinkle: But she ain't ever coming back.(Peri lifts her show, revealing "WENDY" written underneath. Her eyes fill with regret)
(The bathroom door bursts open. A Tonka truck races in the room – Lotso in the back, his Gang hanging off the sides, WHOOPING it up. The truck comes screeching to a stop)
Lotso: Rise and shine, campers!(Zarina snaps to attention, salutes)
Zarina: Commander Lotso, sir! All quiet, nothing to report.
Lotso: Excellent, Captain. Come on. We need ya back at the Seven Seas.(Zarina hops in the back of the truck)
Fawn: Wait! What've you done with my friend?
Lotso: Big Baby.(Big Baby steps forward and tosses a dazed Rosetta into the room – coughing, groaning, covered in sand)
(The Fairies gasp. Fawn reaches out)
FAWN: (GASPS) Sweetheart!
Rosetta: (GROANING) It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Silvermist: Uh, I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.(Lotso addresses the room)
Lotso: You all get ready. You got a play-date with destiny!(EXT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA — DAY. Olaf knocked on one more door)
Olaf: Last house, Sven. Something tells me this will be the best tradition yet!(The door opened. OAKEN, the owner of Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna, stood tall, filling the doorframe. He looked down at the little snowman and smiled, immediately recognizing him)
Oaken: Yoo-hoo.
Olaf: (mimicking Oaken's singsong tone) Hello. And what does your family do at that time of year?
Oaken: (CHUCKLES) Oh!(He pressed his index fingers together. He couldn't wait to show Olaf his family's holiday tradition)
(INT. SAUNA — DAY. Moments later, Olaf and Oaken joined the entire Oaken family, cousins and all, inside a huge sauna. They were playing music, chatting, eating, and drinking–as if they were in someone's living room. Only instead of wearing fancy holiday dresses and suits or pajamas, they were all wearing bathing suits and towels!)
(The sauna was decorated with all the festive touches of a holiday party–there was even piles of wrapped gifts under several Christmas trees! Olaf was thrilled to be there, not only because he was enjoying the celebration, but also because it was his first time in a sauna. He had always wondered what it was like, and just as he had expected, it was toasty)
(Oaken sat beside Olaf wearing nothing but a tin towel)
Oaken: Enjoying the Christmas sweats, inquisitive magic snowman?(Olaf, who was wearing his own little towel, was happy as can be)
Olaf: Oh, yeah! Nothin' like taking your coals off once in a while. You know what I mean? (as he began to melt from the intense heat) My troubles are just melting away.(Oaken nodded. He calmly pushed a wooden bucket under Olaf, catching the liquid snowman as he melted right off the bench)
(EXT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA — DAY. Then Oaken opened the door)
Oaken: In retrospect, the holiday sweats are for those not made of snow.(He tossed out the melted Olaf, and as the carrot, twigs, and water hit the chilly air, they instantly froze together. Olaf reformed, now a solid piece of misshapen ice)
(Sven tapped the translucent ice with his hoof, shattering it. Suddenly, Olaf was back to normal! He shook, and dozens of tiny ice chips flew off his body)
Olaf: Oh, I feel so refreshed!(He looked at his reflection in a big, shiny tuba sitting on top of the sleigh)
Olaf: Am I glowing?(THUMP! Oaken loaded a small sauna onto the very top of the sleigh)
Oaken: (GRUNTS) Here's a sauna for your friends.
Olaf: Thank you, Mr. Wandering Oaken. Oh, one last thing. Would it be possible to get one of those awkwardly revealing yet tastefully traditional towels your family is so fond of wearing?
Oaken: Take mine, yah?(He whip off his towel and fling it at Olaf's head)
OLAF: Still warm.(He enjoys the feel of the steamy towel on his face)
(Olaf tied the towel around his middle and hopped onto the sleigh. It looked fantastic, fully loaded with holiday traditions. He grinned at Sven, knowing they had succeeded in their quest. They were ready to head back to the castle and share their finds with Anna and Elsa. He couldn't wait to see which tradition they chose!)
(EXT. ALMOST TO THE CRASH SITE — MORNING.)
(BUCK GASPS)
(GASPS)
Buck: Crikey!Mmm. (GASPS)
Buck: Good gravy, Buck. What have you done? All right, mammals. Time to get moving.(He glanced up at the ball of fiery rock overhead)
Buck: Now let's not linger on this, but, yes... I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot closer.(Everyone shook off sleep, and packed to return to walking toward the landing site)
Buck: Uh-oh.
Sid: Wait a second. Where's Granny?(He patted the nearby bushes)
Sid: Granny? Oh, Granny?
Manny: Maybe she wandered off?(Peaches glared at her father)
Peaches: Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck?
Buck: Yes! And maybe she was abducted by homicidal 3-foot dino-birds, seeking revenge on me. All good theories. I'm going to go with the puck.
DIEGO: I knew it! So this whole time we've been chased by giant dino-birds?
Buck: Oh, only three! I didn't want to damage morale.
Manny: Right. Because before this, we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.
DIEGO: Wait a second. (SNIFFS)(Diego sniffed the spot where Granny had slept)
Diego: I've got her scent. Come on!(The herd hurried after Diego. They tracked Granny's scent through the woods until they came to a foggy hilltop. A volcano loomed beside the crater with smoke billowing out of its main vent)
SHIRA: Whoa!(Buck checked his tablet. The vista matched a drawing on it perfectly)
BUCK: Mammals, we've made it! The crash site. This must be what's left of the previous asteroid.(Abruptly, Buck's sack full of meteorite rocks begins to move)
Eddie: Uh, Buck? Your space rocks!(Buck's sack is flown OUT OF FRAME. It sticks to the biggest asteroid. Buck widens)
Buck: We could definitely divert the asteroid with a magnet that size! I mean that thing is enormous. It's massive, it's...
Manny: ...going to be impossible to get off the ground.
Buck: It's entirely possible. In a way that we don't know about yet.
Crash: But what about the dino-birds?
Sid: And what about Granny?(Diego sniffed the rocky ground. He looked worried, and sniffed again)
Diego: (SIGHS) Nothing.(Manny wrapped his trunk around Sid's shoulders)
Manny: I'm sorry, Sid.(Sid sniffled)
Sid: Oh, Granny. My sweet, malicious Granny. Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first? Why? (SOBBING)(The friends heard a yowling noise echo up from the forest beside the crater)
Sid: I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice, shrieking from the afterlife.(The wail interrupted him again)
Ellie: Granny's alive!
Diego: And she's in trouble!(He leaped to a lower level in the crater, hurrying toward the noise)
(The rest of the herd followed him down the slope)
Diego: Granny?
Manny: Granny? Sid: Granny?(INT. INSIDE THE BOULDER — DAY. They rounded a boulder and found Granny lying on a slab in a grassy area sheltered by a wall of hanging vines. A muscular rabbit taller than Sid was giving Granny a thorough massage. He kneaded her loose skin. She yowled in delight)
Sid: Is she okay?
Diego: Uh, I'm not sure.
Sid: Unhand my Granny!
Granny: You do and you don't get a tip.
Teddy: Making this beautiful sloth happy is all the payment I need.(He picked her up and carried her through the partition of vines)
Granny: You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
Sid: Granny!
Manny: There's a bunny living in the asteroid? Did not see that coming.
Ellie: Wait till you see this!(INT. GEOTOPIA — DAY. The rest of the group pushed through the hanging vines too. On the other side, they all halted in amazement. A ledge of huge twinkling crystals stretched out from the side of the crater. In the streaming sunshine, the crystals sparkled in every color of the rainbow. A dome of thinner crystals arched over a community in a quartz village. The volcano towered above)
JULIAN: Yeah! Catching mad air on the half-pipe!(Manny looked around in amazement)
Manny: This is crazy.
Ellie: Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
Diego: Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.(A shimmering flash whose by his face. The streak slowed until the herd saw that it was actually a young female sloth, riding a crystal overboard)
BROOKE: I can't believe it! Visitors! We've never had visitors. (CHUCKLES) Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you? Wait, I'll pinch both of us.(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Manny: Did I hit my head? What's happening here?
Brooke: I sure hope this isn't a... Oh!(She stopped talking when she saw Sid, and fell off her hoverboard. She finished from the ground)
Brooke: dream!(She clapped twice, and two miniature pink unicorns raced to her side. The female sloth pointed at Sid)
Misty: This guy? For real?
Bubbles: Whatever.(The unicorns pushed him toward her)
Sid: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!(Brooke gushed at Sid)
Brooke: Hello, handsome. I'm Brooke.(She patted his face)
Brooke: Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies!
Manny: I'm getting nauseous.
Diego: Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection, but we're kind of in a hurry.(Buck popped up between Sid and Brooke, pointing at the sky. The fiery ball of doom fell closer than ever)
Buck: If we don't do something fast, that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.
Brooke: Oh. That sounds urgent. I better take you to him.
Diego: Who's "him"? Your leader?
Brooke: He is our everything.
BOTH: He sees all.
Brooke: He knows all.
Teddy: And smells amazing!
Manny: Okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
Brooke: Brilliant. Right this way.(The miniature unicorns tapped their tiny hooves. The slabs of crystals underneath the herd separated from the ledge, floating off the ground)
BUCK: (LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo! Yes!(Brooke pulled Sid onto her hoverboard, and she led the group like she was the conductor on a tram. They glided into the crystal dome)
(Spikes of crystals pointed from the walls, like inside a geode, with the settlement in a chunky cluster on the bottom. Lush, gorgeous plants grew between the pointy spires. All around, animals soared by on floating crystals. Some of the beasts basked in the rainbow sunshine or did yoga on hovering platforms, while others danced with shimmering quartz sticks)
BROOKE: Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times. But allow your spirit to roam free, in Geotopia.
Peaches: I have a good feeling about this. Maybe he'll be able to help us.
Julian: She did say he knows all. And all's a lot!(The crystal tram landed near the dome's edge)
(It was getting closer. Much closer. The asteroid's blazing light shimmered inside the dome)
(The tram landed on a flat area in the center of Geotopia. Following Julian and Peaches, Manny and Ellie stepped off the platform into a garden between transparent quartz structures)
Brooke: Here he is. The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene, the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!(With the bang of a gong, a fuzzy thing that looked like a bush began to move. A skinny, twisted creature blinked at the herd as it unfolded out of a complicated yoga position. It had red horns and a braided beard)
Granny: Is that a llama? I hates llamas. They spit and smell.
Diego: (to Shira) So does she.
Crash:/Eddie: So do we! (LAUGHING)(The SHANGRI-LLAMA waved a burning stick, spreading stinky incense around himself)
Shangri Llama: Greetings, mammals! The Shangri Llama will see you... now.
Buck: Ooh. Wonderful. So where is he?
Shangri Llama: He is here. Talking to you.
Sid: Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist and you're the dummy.
Shangri Llama: No, you're the dummy. Sid: No, you're the dummy.
Shangri Llama: No, you're the dummy.
Diego: This is the guy that's going to save us.
Shangri Llama: Look within. You're the dummy. (SPITS)(GASPS)
Buck: Disgusting! Loved that! New topic. We're all about to die.
Shangri Llama: Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward Dog!
Manny: Uh... Seriously?
Shangri Llama: I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.(GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
Buck: Actually, you don't have all the time in the world. None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.
Shangri Llama: Oh. That blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute? (LAUGHS) What about it? Seems fine to me.
Buck: With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that's an asteroid. It's magnetically attracted to this place and it's heading straight for us.
Shangri Llama: (SPITS) Aha! It must desire our magnetic crystals. Well, who can blame it? They're really quite something. Did you know their power grants eternal youth? I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.
Diego: That's not possible.
TEDDY: Sure it is. I'm 326! Whoo!
Granny: Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
Shangri Llama: We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be. (ECHOING) Thanks to Geotopia!
Buck: Kudos. It is lovely. Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!
Shangri Llama: I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home?
Buck: It'll be destroyed either way. But if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere, we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. What do you say?
Shangri Llama: Caterpillar!
Diego: So, is that a yes? Or... (GASPS)-(GROANING) -Oh.
Shangri Llama: You are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine.
Manny: Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...
Shangri Llama: Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
Buck: Your flexibility is a sight to behold. Now how the devil are we going to launch these crystals?
Shangri Llama: You can't. It's impossible. Whoo! I am bushed.(The llama tucked himself into a bush shape)
Shangri Llama: Awesome meeting you guys. Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever. (SPITS)(He stopped talking)
(Buck rubbed his good eye in frustration as he led his friends away from the unhelpful yogi)
Peaches: That's it. He was our last hope. We're doomed.
Diego: Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
Sid: (GRUNTING) On that subject...
Sid: could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
Diego: Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?
GRANNY: I'm in here, too.(If only Buck knew how to shoot the crystals into space, maybe he could convince everyone to help him save all their lives)
(EXT. WINTRY MOUNTAINS — DAY. Olaf climbed back into the driver's seat and grabbed the reins. A squirrel scurried across a snow-covered tree branch and watched Olaf and Sven start off down the mountain. The traditions were piled so high, the sleigh teetered back and forth. The sauna, perched at the very top, swayed precariously. Olaf ignored it and began to sing "Jingle Bells")
Olaf: *Dashing through the snow
* With traditions in our sleigh
*Back to the castle we go
*To save this holiday (ho, ho, ho!)(The squirrel's bushy tail twitched as it watched Olaf. Feeling on top of the world, Olaf playfully ripped the towel from around his waist and swung it around, causing the sauna door to open. A single hot coal tumbled out)
Olaf: *Our plan has zero flaws
*I see nothing going wrong...(When Olaf saw it, he quickly snatched it up and threw it out of the sleigh)
(The coal soared through the air and knocked the squirrel square in the head, then ricocheted back onto the sleigh!)
Olaf: Whew! Crisis averted.(It rolled into some little straw goat ornaments and instantly sparked a flame. Olaf didn't notice)
(Then he continued with his happy song and dance)
(As the flames spread, the sleigh broke away from the reindeer–except for one strap)
Olaf: Oh, look, another reindeer going the opposite direction. (waved) Hi!(The sleigh gathered speed down the mountain, gradually overtaking Sven. Olaf, sitting atop the traditions that had not yet caught fire, zoomed past the sprinting reindeer)
(The fire crackled and roared, losing chunks of debris to one side, then the other. Olaf still didn't notice)
Olaf: Wow, we're making really good time!(Sven dug his heels into the mountainside, trying to stop the sleigh. But the momentum was too much. At the edge of a cliff, CRACK! The sleigh snapped apart and launched into the air. The single strap connecting Sven to a sleigh broke, and the reindeer skidded to a halt)
(The sleigh flew high over the cliff, sending the holiday items tumbling into a gorge. Olaf was catapulted across the divide, where he landed safely in the snow. Olaf looked down over the edge, shocked and confused, watching as the sleigh fell)
(Then he and Sven watched, horrified, as the sleigh hit the bottom of the canyon)
Olaf: (called over to Sven) Hey! The fire's out!(There was a moment of silence just before they heard a deafening boom as Kristoff's sleigh exploded in a great big raging ball of fire)
Olaf: Oh, darn it.(Olaf and Sven stared as the flames died down, revealing the burnt wreckage below. Black smoke billowed up between the canyon walls)
(The tradition items were gone)
(INT. GEOTOPIA — DAY. As she followed Buck, the heartbroken Peaches rubbed her head affectionately against Julian's)
Julian: Hey, don't cry. Look on the bright side.
Julian: We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. That means I get to fall in love with you all over again.
Peaches: (CHUCKLES) Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing.(Manny leaned close to Ellie)
Ellie: We did a good job raising her. She's stronger than we know.
Manny: Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married and leave home.
Ellie: Play with her kids, dance with her husband.
Manny: Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.(Ellie smiled, both sad and happy)
ELLIE: It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
Manny: The best.(INT. JOYLAND — DAY. A BELL – Ringing)
(Inma runs down the hall and enters the Golden Goose Room)
(INT. GOLDEN GOOSE ROOM — DAY. The room thrums with the happy CHATTER of young kids. Inma drops off her backpack at the lockers, rushes off)
(STAY on her backpack. It unzips. Tinker Bell peers out, then surreptitiously scrambles to the top of a bookshelf)
(INT. CEILING CRAWL SPACE, GOLDEN GOOSE ROOM — DAY. Tink pushes aside an acoustic panel, climbs in the crawl space above the tiles, and slides the panel back in place)
(O.S. – Children's SHRIEKS. Tink turns)
(INT. CEILING CRAWL SPACE, GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — DAY. Crawling, Tinker Bell follows the noise, puts her ear to a tile)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — DAY. Tinker Bell pulls up the ceiling tile and drops onto an empty reading loft, furnished with pillows and bean bag chairs. She creeps to the edge of the loft and scans the room)
(POV – Below, a Toddler uses Iridessa to hammer a bongo drum)
(Another Toddler holds Rosetta and Fawn in each hand, then smashes them to the ground)
(A child swings Periwinkle by her hair, releases her. Peri slams into a wall, drops to the floor)
(Tinker Bell is horrified)
(Then, off-screen, a toy-phone bell RINGS)
(Tink turns. A Robo-Phone, wheels into view. He RINGS again, drops his headset with receiver, retreats into shadows. Tink creeps to the phone, puts on headset, lifts the receiver)
Tinker Bell: Uh, hello?(The Robo-Phone's voice is hoarse and grizzled)
Robo-Phone: You shouldn't have come back, tinker fairy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols. You and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now.
Tinker Bell: I made it out once.
Robo-Phone: You got lucky once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
Tinker Bell: Yeah, for how long?
Robo-Phone: (squints like Clint) I've been here years. They'll never break me. There's only one way fairies leave this place.(The Robo-Phone rolls forward. Through the window, the Janitor – across the yard – dumps the broken Toy Train into a trash chute. Tinker Bell shudders – she's just witnessed a Fairy death)
Robo-Phone: Poor fella. Trash ship comes at dawn. Then it's off to the floating dump.(Tink bends down, respectful)
Tinker Bell: Look, I appreciate your concern, old-timer. But we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one fairy to another, I'd sure be grateful.(The Robo-Phone sighs)
Robo-Phone: Well, if you're gonna get out, first thing you gotta get through's the doors.(SHOTS – FAST TRACKING IN on knobs of the playground door; the hall door; the office door. Each door is shut and locked. Keys are left dangling on a hook in the office)
Robo-Phone: Locked, every night. Inside and out. Keys are left on a hook in the office.
TINKER BELL: Got it. What else?(SHOTS – Night. Toy Trucks patrol the empty halls of the Day Care. Outside, Trucks patrol the deserted playground)
ROBO-PHONE: Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground.
TINKER BELL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about the wall?(SHOTS – TRACKING along the mural-covered cinder block wall)
ROBO-PHONE: Eight-feet high. Cinder block. No way through it. You go over or under.(Tink frowns)
Tinker Bell: That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.
Robo-Phone: It's not. Your real problem's the monkey.(INT. OFFICE — NIGHT. A TOY CHIMP sits at the console of security monitors)
Robo-Phone: The monkey's the eye in the sky.(CLOSE ON – THE MONKEY'S EYES)
(The bank of monitors is reflected in them)
Robo-Phone: He sees everything.(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. A Toy Bunny slips through the bars of his cubby, scampers toward the hallway door)
Robo-Phone: Classrooms.(INT. OFFICE — NIGHT. The Monkey, staring at the security monitors, sees the Bunny on screen, bares his teeth and SCREECHES, presses the PA button, and begins furiously banging his cymbals)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. The Bunny – busted – freezes and looks around in a panic. The hall door opens and Lotso and his Gang step in. Big Baby lurches toward the Bunny menacingly)
(INT. HALLWAY — NIGHT. A Patrol Truck passes down a dark hallway. A Toy Penguin, hidden, peeks out of a potted plant, jumps to the floor)
ROBO-PHONE: Hallways.(He waddles for the front door)
(ZOOM UP to a security camera at the end of the hall)
(INT. OFFICE — NIGHT. The Monkey sees the Penguin, hits the PA button, and begins SCREECHING and banging cymbals)
(INT. HALLWAY — NIGHT. The Penguin is surrounded by Patrol Trucks. He puts his wings up. Big Baby pushes his way through the trucks, intent on meting out prompt and thorough justice)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. A trio of Plushies use a dart gun to fire a dart, tied with string, over the wall. They begin scaling the wall)
ROBO-PHONE: Even the playground.(INT. OFFICE — NIGHT. The Monkey sees the Plushies, SCREECHES his alarm)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. A spotlight hits the Plushies. Within the spotlight rises the silhouette of Big Baby, arms lifted)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — DAY. The Robo-Phone lays it on the line for Tinker Bell)
Robo-Phone: You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey, you ain't going nowhere. You wanna get out of here? Get rid of that monkey!(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — DAY. A bell RINGS. The Toddlers – playing rough – look up)
Teacher: Recess! Come on, kids!(She opens the playground door. The Toddlers drop the Fairies, rush outside. The Teacher hits the lights, closes the door)
(Periwinkle and the Fairies sit up, groaning and aching)
TINKER BELL: Psst! Psst! Hey, guys.(They look over. From a puppet theater, Tinker Bell waves)
Periwinkle: Tink? Iridessa: Tinker Bell!
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell!(They quickly run and gather around him, rejoicing)
ROSETTA: Hey, hey, hey, sugar!
FAWN: Thank goodness!
VIDIA: You're alive!
Tinker Bell: 'Course I'm alive! (sees Blaze) Hey, my hair!(Tinker Bell takes her ribbon from Blaze, puts it on, gets her hair bunned)
Tinker Bell: Wait, where's Zarina?
Iridessa: Lotso did something to her!
Vidia: He thinks she's a real pirate captain again.
Tinker Bell: Oh, no.
SILVERMIST: Oh, yes. Return of the buccaneer.
Periwinkle: Oh, Tink, we were wrong to leave Wendy. I was wrong.
Rosetta: Periwinkle's right, Tink. She was wrong.
Tinker Bell: No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.(The Fairies smile, reassured)
Vidia: But Wendy's leaving for the university.
Periwinkle: University? Capture the delivery girl! We gotta get you home before Wendy leaves tomorrow!
Silvermist: Tomorrow? But that means...
Tinker Bell: It means we're busting out of here, tonight.
Fawn: What? Impossible! Iridessa: But there's no way out of here!
Tinker Bell: No, there is one way out.(She turns)
Tinker Bell: One way.(RACK FOCUS – Through the window is the trash chute on the maintenance shed. Tinker Bell turns to the Fairies. They huddle)
Tinker Bell: Okay, here's what we're gonna do.(INAUDIBLE)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Ken, dapper in an evening robe, conducts his nightly roll call. He's trailed by Zarina. Big Baby stands guard)
KEN: Fast-flying fairy. VIDIA: Present.
KEN: Green guys. (ALIENS SQUEAKING)
KEN: Winter fairy. PERIWINKLE: Here.
KEN: Firefly. (BLAZE SQUEAKING)
Ken: Water fairy. Silvermist: Yo.(INT. CEILING CRAWL SPACE, GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. From above, Tinker Bell, still wearing Robo-Phone's headset, watches through a ventilation grate)
KEN: Light fairy. IRIDESSA: Here.
KEN: Barbie. BARBIE: Here.(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — CONTINUOUS. Ken strolls on)
Ken: Garden fairy. Garden fairy?(Silence. Zarina backs up, looks in the cubby)
Zarina: Hey! Hey! Tuberous root-lady! Wake up!(Zarina rattles the bars. An actual potato rolls to the front of the cubby – a dummy potato, as it were)
Zarina: (GASPS) Impossible!(A NOISE. Ken and Zarina turn)
(Rosetta, who is wearing the same headset as Tink's, is at the window, struggling with the locks)
Zarina: Hey!(Rosetta sees he's been spotted. She jumps off the sill and sprints to the bathroom door)
(Zarina and Ken run across the room. Big Baby toddles after them. As they EXIT FRAME we TILT UP to find...)
(Tink, in a hanging light, takes out a pipe cleaner, bends it, uses it to snag the clothing line of kids' paintings)
(Rosetta reaches the bathroom, bangs on the door, then turns to face Zarina, Ken, and Big Baby. They surround her)
(INT. FRONT OFFICE — NIGHT. The Monkey, at the security console, sees Zarina and Ken corner Rosetta. He leans in to watch)
KEN: Little late for a stroll, eh, Rosetta?
Rosetta: See, everyone calls me Rosita.(PAN and ZOOM past the distracted Monkey to another monitor. On it, Vidia slips out of her cubby cell)
KEN: Well, well, well. You're turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you?(INT. CHICK CLASSROOM — NIGHT. Behind Ken and Zarina, Vidia runs to the middle of the room)
KEN: What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?(Tink grabs a bag of marbles, grasps the clothesline, jumps)
ROSETTA: Yeah, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling fairies!(Tink lowers via the clothesline, drops the bag of marbles, grabs Vidia, and ascends back up to the ceiling)
Rosetta: You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a fairy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs.(She kicks Ken. Ken yelps, turns to Big Baby)
Ken: Ow! Take her back to the box.(Big Baby grabs Rosetta, lifts her off the ground)
Rosetta: No! No, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, no!(They disappear through the bathroom door)
(INT. CEILING CRAWL SPACE — NIGHT. Tinker Bell and Vidia watch as Rosetta is dragged off. They close the ceiling panel)
Tinker Bell: Okay, check.(INT. CHICK CLASSROOM — NIGHT. Ken turns to Zarina)
Ken: Good work, Captain. All right, resume your, uh, pirate-guy-thingy.
Zarina: Yes, sir, well-groomed man!(She salutes, departs. Ken turns to go)
BARBIE: Ken! Ken?(Ken stops. Barbie waves to him. Ken looks around, then approaches warily. Barbie is tearful)
KEN: What do you want?
Barbie: I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go to the Golden Goose Room. With you!
Ken: Yeah, well, you should've thought of that yesterday.
Barbie: I was wrong. I wanna be with you, Ken, I do. In your Dream House. (SOBBING) Please take me away from this! Take me away!(She breaks down sobbing. Ken is torn. Finally, he gives in – no match for a woman's tears)
Ken: Darn it, Barbie!(He moves closer, speaks low)
Ken: Okay, but things are complicated around here. You gotta do what I say.
Barbie: (tears of gratitude) I will, Ken! I promise!(Satisfied – and a little smug – he pulls open the cubby)
(INT. SANDBOX — NIGHT. Big Baby opens the lid of the Sand Box)
Rosetta: Wait. I'll do anything! I'll change your diapers!(Big Baby tosses Rosetta in, lowers the lid)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. Big Baby turns and walks off. STAY ON the sand box)
(TRACK IN to find a wood knot in the side of the box)
(It pops out, falls to the ground. Rosetta's hand emerges, clutching his eye. It looks around)
(One by one, Rosetta's parts fly out the hole and land on the ground, next to the sandbox)
(INT. FRONT OFFICE — NIGHT. The Monkey sits motionless, staring maniacally at the security monitors. The only sound is a TICKING clock)
(Tinker Bell, clutching a pouch, drops into FRAME behind the Monkey as Vidia, holding Tink's ankles, lowers Tink head-first)
(Tink – dangling – begins swinging closer and closer to the Monkey)
(The Monkey frowns at a reflection in the monitor)
(The Monkey whips around, SCREECHING. Vidia slips. She and Tink land on the Monkey, knocking the mic to the ground)
(The Monkey HISSES, leaps off the desk, runs for the mic)
(Tinker Bell lunges for the Monkey, but misses. She grabs the microphone cord and whips it, tripping the Monkey)
(Tink grabs the Monkey. The Monkey flips himself on top of Tink and starts crashing his cymbals against Tink's head)
Tinker Bell: Go get the tape!(Vidia runs to a Scotch tape dispenser, grabs the tape with his teeth, heads back toward Tink. The Monkey turns, sees Vidia charging, tape in his mouth. He SCREECHES)
(INT. KEN'S DREAM HOUSE, GOLDEN GOOSE ROOM — NIGHT. Ken and Barbie ride the Dream House elevator to the top floor. Ken opens the door)
KEN: And this is where the magic happens.(FAST PULL BACK to REVEAL the living room of his Dream House. Racks of clothes line the walls. Barbie gasps)
Barbie: Look at all your clothes! I can't believe you never brought me up here!(Barbie flips through the racks. Ken joins her)
Barbie: Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
KEN: I know, I know, I know. Check this out! Kung fu fighting. Campus hero with matching sports pennant, huh?
Barbie: (GASPS) Flower power! Oh, Ken!(Ken pivots away, his mood turning to melancholy reflection)
Ken: No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie. (then, bitter:) No one.(Barbie walks up behind him)
Barbie: Ken, would you model a few outfits for me? Just a few?(Ken is stunned – no one's ever asked this of him. Throbbing DISCO begins)
(FASHION MONTAGE – QUICK CUTS. Ken emerges from behind a screen, sporting some of the most insane Ken outfits ever – '90s, '80s, '70s, even 1960s – with matching accessories)
(Ken strikes just the right pose for each outfit – slinging a jacket over his shoulder; doing "The Frug" in a fringe vest; polka-ing in Lederhosen; scuba moves; break dancing)
(Barbie sits watching, enthralled. She laughs, claws her hand, growls like a cat. Finally, she applauds wildly)
(Ken grins – exceptionally pleased with himself)
(INT. ARENDELLE CASTLE — DUSK. Back at the castle, Elsa was pacing around her bedroom, feeling awful. She knew she shouldn't have run out on her sister the way she had. The fact that she had left her on the other side of a closed door made her feel even worse. How could she have stirred up those terrible old memories of shutting Anna out? She had promised herself a long time ago that she wouldn't do that to her sister again. And yet here she was, locked away in her bedroom after leaving Anna all alone)
(She knew what she had to do to fix it. She headed down the hallway to apologize)
(Elsa stood for a moment in front of Anna's bedroom door and took a deep breath, collecting herself before turning the knob)
Elsa: (slowly opening the door) Anna, I owe you an apology for earlier.(She peered inside but didn't see her sister anywhere. The room was empty)
Elsa: Anna?(CRASH! THUMP! A loud noise boomed from above. Elsa looked at the ceiling. The attic, she thought)
(INT. OFFICE — NIGHT. Tinker Bell and Vidia finish taping up the struggling Monkey. Vidia opens a desk drawer. Tink rolls the Monkey in. Vidia pushes it closed)
Vidia: Go get the key.(Tink runs to a bulletin board above the desk)
Tinker Bell: Where is it, where is it? Where's the key? Where's the key?(She finds the keys, buried under push-pinned papers)
Tinker Bell: Bingo!(Vidia toggles a security camera joystick)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Periwinkle sees the security camera panning back and forth. She turns, whispers)
Periwinkle: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!(A few cubbies down, Silvermist and Iridessa share a look)
(ANGLE – Zarina, patrolling...)
SILVERMIST: Hey! What do you think you're doing?(Zarina stops, turns)
(In the cell, Silvermist plugs his cork into his belly)
Silvermist: I told you, keep your hands off of my stuff!(Iridessa raises her fists, trying to sound tough)
Iridessa: Make a move, squirter!(Silvermist jumps Iridessa. They grapple. Zarina runs over)
Zarina: Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!(She pulls the "cell" from the cubby and they tumble out)
SILVERMIST: Take that, fly-brain. No wonder you're extinct.(Periwinkle and Blaze steal out of their cubbies while Zarina gets between Silvermist and Iridessa, holding them apart)
Zarina: Hey, you can't hit each other. That's my job!
PERIWINKLE: Yoo-hoo!(Zarina looks up. Peri and Blaze stand on a bookcase above him, holding an empty, clear plastic bin)
(They leap, slamming the bin over Zarina. Silvermist and Iridessa leap on top of it, pinning it to the floor)
Zarina: (muffled) Help! Prison riot!(Zarina FIRES his sword in a circle at the side of the bin. She charges at the wall, hits it, and falls over)
(Peri turns to Blaze)
Periwinkle: Get the tortilla.(Blaze heads to a locker, pulls out a lunch box. Peri opens it. Inside is a tortilla. Peri grabs it, dashes to the door, slides it under. She knocks and runs off)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. The tortilla lays outside. From the shadows, one of Rosetta's arms appears, crawls over, grabs the tortilla, and drags it into the darkness. One by one, the parts implant themselves in the tortilla. The Tortilla stands unsteadily, looks around, blinks, then heads off across the playground)
(INT. KEN'S DREAM HOUSE, GOLDEN GOOSE ROOM — NIGHT. Ken – headband on – is behind a shoji screen)
KEN: Ready? BARBIE: Ready.(Ken leaps from behind the screen in a Karate Gi and does a series of fighting moves, kicking and punching the air)
Ken: Haiii-Yaaa! Wah! Whaaa-aaa-aaa...(He freezes mid-pose. Barbie isn't there)
Ken: Uh, Barbie?(Barbie leaps out of nowhere, tackling Ken. Ken lands on his chest. Barbie grabs his head, spins it 180 degrees)
Barbie: No more games, Ken! What did Lotso do to Zarina? And how do we switch her back?(Ken is secretly thrilled to have Barbie straddling his chest, talking tough. He is defiant)
Ken: You can't make me talk. You can't!(Barbie glares at him, eyes narrowing)
(Ken – unable to contain his excitement – blurts out:)
Ken: But I'd like to see you try.(INT. HALLWAY — NIGHT. A Security truck patrols the hall. As it passes, the office door opens. Tinker Bell peers out)
(INT. OFFICE — NIGHT. Vidia is poised with a key attached to a rubber-band sling shot. Vidia pulls it back. Tink signals "Go!")
(Vidia releases the slingshot. It shoots the key under the door, across the hall and into the Golden Chick Room)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Periwinkle stops the key with her boot, picks it up)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. Rosetta hoists herself up a tricycle and onto a classroom window ledge. She peers in)
(Inside the Golden Goose Room, Lotso is asleep. Rosetta turns and uses the trike's mirror to catch a moonbeam)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Fawn, on the sill by the door, sees the signal. She uses the key to unlock the door)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. The door opens. Peri, Blaze, Fawn and the Aliens slip outside. As a SPOTLIGHT sweeps past, they duck behind a traffic cone then creep off across the playground)
(INT. KEN'S DREAM HOUSE, GOLDEN GOOSE ROOM — NIGHT. Ken is tied to a paddle-ball paddle by the ball's string. He glowers as Barbie browses through his racks of clothing)
Barbie: Let's see. Hawaiian surf trunks.(She holds them up, then RIPS them apart. Ken is horrified)
Ken: Oh! Barbie! Those were vintage! (steels himself) It's okay. All right, go ahead, rip 'em, I don't care. They're a dime a dozen.
Barbie: Ooh, glitter tux.(RIPPPP...! She tosses the shreds at him. Ken groans in torment, but remains defiant)
Ken: Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky. Who cares?(Barbie picks up a Nehru jacket. Ken gasps in horror)
Barbie: Oh! A Nehru jacket.
Ken: (GASPS) Barbie! Not the Nehru.
Barbie: This is from what, 1967?
Ken: The groovy formal collection, yes!
Barbie: What a shame. Ken: Oh, no, no, no! No!(Barbie pulls at the seams. A stitch POPS. Ken cracks)
Ken: There's an instruction manual! (EXCLAIMING) Lotso switched Zarina to Demo mode!(He breaks down, sobbing. Barbie, steely, grabs Ken)
Barbie: Where's that manual?(INT. UTILITY CLOSET — NIGHT. A sleepy Bookworm pulls the Zarina Manual from his stacks, hands it down to a waiting Figure in a SPACE SUIT)
Bookworm: I don't know why this couldn't wait until morning, Ken, but here you go.(The Figure salutes, turns, walks off. The Bookworm turns away, then hears an odd CLICKING. He turns back, stares)
(POV – The Space-Suited Figure is wearing pink high heels)
(The Bookworm rolls his eyes – Ken! – and turns away)
(INT. CLASSROOM CEILING CRAWL SPACE — NIGHT.)
Vidia: What's taking so darn gone long?(A KNOCK. Tink slides the ceiling panel, revealing Barbie in the Space Suit, helmet off)
Tinker Bell: So how do we fix Zarina?(Barbie grins, hoists up Zarina's Instruction Manual)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. Rosetta, on the ledge, sees Barbie pulled up into the ceiling)
(INT. CLASSROOM CEILING CRAWL SPACE — NIGHT. Tink gives Rosetta the "thumbs up". Rosetta responds with complicated baseball-catcher gestures)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. Rosetta turns and edges down the ledge. A FLUTTERING. She looks. Her path is blocked by a Pigeon. A stare down)
Rosetta: What are you staring at, feathers?(The pigeon pecks her, taking a chunk out of her tortilla)
Rosetta: Hey! Ow!(The pigeon pecks again. Rosetta slaps the pigeon. The pigeon grabs her forehead, dragging her down the ledge)
(Rosetta hits the pigeon with her flower, gives it a kick. The pigeon flies off. Rosetta shakes her fist)
Rosetta: Yeah, fly away, you coward.(The tortilla rips and disintegrates)
Rosetta: Uh-oh.(In pieces, she drops off the ledge to the ground)
Rosetta: Well, that's just great.(A section of tortilla props itself up, looks around. It spots the classroom vegetable garden. The eye goes wide)
(INT. GOLDEN CHICK ROOM — NIGHT. Zarina is still trapped in the bin, banging on the ceiling. Silvermist and Iridessa have grown weary of her calls for help)
Zarina: (MUFFLED) Help! Prison riot!
Silvermist: Oh, give it up. No one can hear you.
Zarina: (looking up, muffled) What? Silvermist: I said, "No one can hear you."
Zarina: (confused, muffled) What? Iridessa: (yelling) (LOUDLY) She said, "No one can..."
SILVERMIST: Shush! Will you be quiet?(She slaps a hand over Iridessa's mouth. A NOISE. They look up. A ceiling tile opens. Tinker Bell, Vidia, and Barbie drop in)
Iridessa: Tink! You're back!(Iridessa and Silvermist move to the front of the bin. Zarina runs to the back and jumps – knocking Silvermist and Iridessa off the bin)
(Zarina makes a break for it – running across the floor)
Tinker Bell: Stop her! Don't let her get out!
Zarina: (into wrist radio) Hard to port! I've been taken hostage by my own prisoners.(Silvermist and Iridessa tackle Zarina. Silvermist, Iridessa, Tink and Vidia keep Zarina pinned down, as Barbie rushes over with the manual)
Tinker Bell: Quick! Open her back. There's a switch!(They pull open Zarina's compartment, revealing the switch. Tink flips it. Zarina struggles)
Zarina: Unhand me, Hook scum! The pirate ship will show you no mercy.(Tinker Bell flips the switch back and forth)
Tinker Bell: It's not working. Why is it not working? Where's the manual?(Silvermist flips through at top speed)
Silvermist: Here we go! There should be a little hole under the switch.
TINKER BELL: Little hole, got it!
Silvermist: (reading) "To reset your Zarina, insert paperclip..."
Tinker Bell: Dessa, use your finger!
Iridessa: What?(Iridessa sticks a finger in Zarina's re-set hole)
Tinker Bell: Okay, now what?
Silvermist: All right, let's see. "Caution. Do not hold button for more than five seconds."(Abruptly, Zarina BEEPS loudly, falls limp, face plants)
(The others all look at Iridessa. Iridessa lifts her finger)
Iridessa: It's not my fault!(Suddenly, Zarina leaps up, knocking the Fairies off her. She strides forward, flips her sword)
Spanish Zarina: Bitácora Espacial. He despertado de hiper-sueño en una isla extraña. (I've awakened from hyper-sleep on a strange island.)(The Fairies are speechless. Silvermist glares at Iridessa)
Silvermist: Now what did you do? Iridessa: I just did what you told me!(Zarina – hyper-alert – glances sideways, narrows her eyes)
Spanish Zarina: Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciónes! (I'm surrounded by alien creatures of unknown intent!)(She whips around – flamboyant Latin-style – and trains his sword on Tinker Bell's forehead)
Spanish Zarina: ¿Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O Enemigo? (Who goes there? Friend? Or foe?)
Tinker Bell: Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos.(Satisfied, Zarina struts forward, greeting them)
Spanish Zarina: Me debo haber estrellado, y se me borró la memoria. (I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.)(She approaches Tink, kisses both cheeks, strides off)
Spanish Zarina: Alguoien bio mi brace pirata? (Anyone seen my pirate ship?)
Tinker Bell: We gotta switch her back.
Vidia: Well, how do we do that? Silvermist: (re: manual) I don't know. That part's in Spanish.(Patrol Truck lights pass by under the hall door)
Tinker Bell: We don't have time for this. Come on, El Zarino.(Tink grabs Zarina, hustles her toward the playground door)
Spanish Zarina: Mi brace pirata. ¿Lo encontraste? !Excelente! (My pirate ship? You know where it is? Excellent!)(They pass the Robo-Phone, watching from the shadows)
Robo-Phone: Good luck, tinker fairy.(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. Periwinkle, Blaze, and Fawn wait inside a concrete pipe. Spotlights survey the playground)
Fawn: (points) (GASPS) Here they come.(Tinker Bell, Silvermist, Iridessa, Vidia, and Barbie steal across the playground. Spanish Zarina, trailing behind, does elaborate rear-guard defense poses. Tinker Bell has to grab her and pull her along. They duck into the pipe)
Tinker Bell: Come on, Zarina!
Periwinkle: What took you so long?
Tinker Bell: Things got complicated. Where's Rosetta?
Periwinkle: We haven't seen her.(Tink turns and peers out on the playground. Zarina, the last to arrive, sees Peri. She turns to greet her)
Periwinkle: Zarina.(Zarina is struck dumb. Time slows. Her heart melts. She approaches, drops to her knees, takes Peri's hand)
Spanish Zarina: Mi florecita del desierto. Yo nunca he visto la belleza verdadera hasta esta noche! (My desert flower. I have never seen true beauty til this night!)(Peri is speechless. She turns to the others)
Periwinkle: Did you fix Zarina?
Silvermist: Uh, sort of.
Fawn: Behind you. Someone's coming.(The Fairies turn. A tall figure looms. Rosetta steps into the light – irked, agitated)
Rosetta: You would not believe what I've been through tonight.(Fawn goes to her)
Fawn: Darling! Are you okay?
Rosetta: I feel fresh. Healthy. It's terrible.
Fawn: You've lost weight. And so tall.(Blaze nudges Rosetta's torso toward her)
Rosetta: Ah! You're a sight for detachable eyes.(She plucks her eyes out and plants them)
(INT. ATTIC, ARENDELLE CASTLE — DUSK. Elsa left the empty bedroom and made her way to the top of the castle. She pushed open a creaky hatch and climbed into the dark attic. Flickers of dust danced in the light of her lantern. It was quiet and creepy up there, and she spotted the outlines of boxes and furniture covered with tarps scattered throughout the space. She could also make out some cobwebs draped across the corners between some of the wooden beams)
(Thump! Clunk! She heard the noise again, and as her heart rate increased, she shone her lantern around the darkness, looking for the source. Finally, her light landed on a rustling shape in the corner)
(Elsa gasped as Anna popped out of a big old trunk, wearing a goofy grin and some random accessories)
Anna: Hi, Elsa!
Elsa: (SIGHS) Anna! What are you doing up here?
Anna: Looking for traditions.(She slipped out of the trunk)
Elsa: And what are you wearing?(She eyed her sister's odd hat and cape)
Anna: My old Viking helmet, and this is my sorceress cloak.(She turned to reveal a big velvet cloak with a stiff collar. Then she lifted her foot and wiggled it around, showing off a large, scaly green slipper)
Anna: Dragon feet!(She mimicked a roaring dragon)
Anna: (MIMICS GROWING)(She giggled)
Anna: I found them in my old trunk.(Anna had really enjoyed being up in the attic, surrounded by all the memories. She showed Elsa some of the other things she had found: her first bicycle, her favorite books, and even some birthday cards from her parents. It was nice to think about some of the good things she had experienced as a young girl. She had also found marbles, pebbles, and pressed flowers that she couldn't quite remember saving. Elsa reminded her that as a child she'd like to collect "treasures." They were sure that those items were part of Anna's prize collection)
(Finally, Anna stepped out of her trunk and headed over to Elsa. She couldn't wait to see what memories her sister had stored in the attic)
Anna: What's in yours?
Elsa: Oh, mostly gloves.(Anna carefully made her way to another corner of the attic to a trunk with Elsa's name painted on it)
Anna: Right. Rows and rows of satin gloves.(She lifted the lid and immediately stopped laughing. Neat rows of paired gloves seemed to line the entire trunk)
Anna: Oh.
Elsa: Yep. Welcome to my world.
Anna: Wait.(She reached into the trunk. Something had caught her eye. It was a small, tattered toy that appeared to be worn from many years of love. Anna lifted the strange little creature out of the trunk. It was made of yarn and had one button eye, a cape, and a few straggly pieces of orange hair sticking out the top of its oddly shaped head)
Anna: Who's this little guy?(Delighted, Elsa grabbed it)
Elsa: Oh, Sir Jorgenbjorgen!(She give its a big hug. She stared at it lovingly as she played with a strand of his yarn hair)
Elsa: He was a really good listener.(She cradled him for a moment before looking at her sister)
Elsa: Anna, how are we going to find any traditions up here?(She didn't think being in the attic was going to sole their problem. Ready to give up and go back downstairs, she tossed Sir Jorgenborgen back into the trunk. But as he landed, she heard the faint ringing of bells. Her face brightened as the sound sparked an old, dusty memory. She reached into her trunk, curious)
Elsa: Unless...(She rummaged around. Suddenly, she lifted out a wooden box. A delicate design was carved into it, and tiny golden bells sat on top)
Anna: What's that?
Elsa: Look inside.(She hold the box out to her sister)
(Anna paused for a moment, enjoying the suspense before slowly opening the mysterious box. She gasped, surprised to see what was inside. A smile crept across her face and she happily gazed up at her sister. They both knew what they had to do next. With the box in hand, they hurried down from the attic to find Olaf)
(EXT. PLAYGROUND — NIGHT. The Jungle Gym slide. A Patrol Truck drives by. Vidia slides down, pops out the bottom, looks both ways)
(At the top of the slide, Tinker Bell holds Vidia's ponytail. It wags)
Tinker Bell: All clear.(ON THE PLAYGROUND. The Fairies shoot out the bottom of the slide, scamper off. They huddle behind the spring of an animal rocking swing)
Periwinkle: We're almost there.(Peri darts out, with others close behind. The lights of a Patrol Truck approach)
Tinker Bell: (WHISPERING) Back up. Back up!(Tink backs into the shadows with Blaze and the Aliens. The Truck pulls up and stops)
(Peri looks back, sees Tink and the others still hiding. Tink gestures "We'll go around". Peri does a thumbs-up)
(Tink and the Aliens ride Blaze across the playground swing set. They stop abruptly. Big Baby is sitting on the last swing, CREAKING back and forth, gazing up at the moon)
(Blaze and Tink tip-toe behind Big Baby, approach the wood siding for the swing set area. Blaze leaps over the siding but the last Alien falls to the ground. SQUEAK)
(Big Baby swivels his head 180 degrees)
(Tink, Blaze, et al lie low behind the siding plank – in the shadows, amid plastic shovels and buckets)
(Big Baby dismounts, walks toward their hiding place)
(Tink looks around desperately)
(Big Baby reaches the wood siding, looks over)
(No one's there. Looks up and down. He walks off)
(HOLD ON an overturned plastic bucket. Tinker Bell and Blaze peek out from underneath, share a relieved look)
(Periwinkle, watching from the bushes, sighs with relief. Abruptly, Spanish Zarina grabs her, yanks her to him. As Peri stands awkwardly, Spanish Zarina performs a solemn, impassioned courtship dance around her)
(Finally, Spanish Zarina takes Peri in her arms)
Spanish Zarina: ¡Ven conmigo! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de océano, y juntos lucharemos contra el malvado Gancho! (Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the ocean, and together we will fight the evil Hook!)(She plucks a dandelion, offers it to her)
(At that moment, Tinker Bell pushes through the bushes – safe. Periwinkle leaves Zarina, runs and gives Tink an impulsive hug)
Periwinkle: Tink!
Tinker Bell: Come on. We're almost there.(She and Periwinkle leads the Fairies off, REVEALING Spanish Zarina – stunned and heartbroken. She throws down her dandelion)
Spanish Zarina: El Juguete!(Mad with jealousy, she narrows her eyes and runs after them)
(INT/EXT. GEOTOPIA — DAY. Sid and Brooke were on a date for 12 minutes. Brooke is playing soft music on guitar)
SID: Oh, Brooke. You're so pretty. You take my lisp away.
Brooke: (CHUCKLES) I bet you say that to all the girls.
Sid: I try. But usually they run away too fast. (CHUCKLES)
Brooke: Oh, you're such a romantic. Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward, but will you be my mate for life?
Sid: Oh, Brooke. I don't know what to say. It's only been twelve minutes. What took you so long?(He throws his arms around Brooke and spins her)
Sid: Yes! This has been the best last day on Earth ever.(He thought he almost forgot as he dropped her)
Sid: (GASPS) A diamond! I need a diamond! Where can I find a...(He spotted one of the magnetic crystals)
Sid: Oh! Perfect.(But Brooke thought that it was powers of eternal youth)
Brooke: No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
Sid: Nonsense. Only the best for my one... (GRUNTING) true... (GRUNTING) love.(And with Sid's one final grunt, the crystal finally broke away and landed on top of Sid's face. He straightens himself up and figure out what happened)
(CLINK-CLINK-CLINK... The crystals with the powers began to shake and Geotopia began to rumble and suddenly...)
(CRACK–PLUNK! The walls of the biggest asteroid falls down. Geotopia was accidentally destroyed!)
Sid: Whoopsies! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)(The Shangri Llama thought that is not funny, appears)
Shangri Llama: No, no, no!(He tries to place the crystals back in the place)
Shangri Llama: (to Sid, extremely mad) Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
Sid: You talking to her or me?
Shangri Llama: That wall was the one thing keeping us young. (throws down crystal) Now we're all doomed! Doomed!(A gasp from the Geotopians)
Shangri Llama: And now, I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!(Brooke intervenes)
Brooke: Hey! Easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.
Shangri Llama: (mimicking Brooke) Oh, he meant well. Who cares?!(Julian and Peaches gasp)
Peaches: So much for serenity.
Shangri Llama: (rebuking) 300 years of peace and harmony, undone by one colossally, (his eyebrows changed) incredibly, (his bread changed) stupendously stupid sloth!(And finally, he became an oldest 400-year-old llama)
(Like their leader, all of the animals became old much faster. Even Teddy)
(And of course, Brooke)
Sid: Oh, Brooke.
Granny: Wow! You guys got old. Whatever we had, it's over.(She leaves)
Teddy: That's what happens when you date a cougar. (SOBBING)
Sid: I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.(The Shangri Llama goes face-to-face with Sid, laughing)
Shangri Llama: (LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry? Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little... (SCREAMS)(He let out a girl scream)
Shangri Llama: I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out. Let it out! I've been pent up too long. (SCREAMS)(As Shangri Llama began to release his anger his anger, screaming and yelling, the volcano belched out a big smoke ring)
Shangri Llama: I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.(It wasn't long till Buck jumped up)
Buck: That's it! Pent-up energy. Earth's most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us.
Granny: Whoa! Spitty McGree here?(Everyone stared at the volcano. It looked terrifying, with smoke puffing out and sparks spewing from small vents on its side. Nobody sane would approach something so dangerous)
Buck: The volcano! That's our magnet launcher. All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.(Hot steam spurted from the cracks along the mountain's base)
Diego: That's a crazy plan! Buck: You're a crazy plan.(Diego face-palmed with his paw)
Diego: That doesn't even make any sense.
Buck: And what are you? A professor of logic? Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow...(Diego let out a roar)
Buck: You see? Tremendous pressure leads to a tremendous explosion.
Sid: And you call yourself a professor.(Buck jumped on a tall crystal)
Buck: Right. We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.(The Shangri Llama raised his head)
SHANGRI LLAMA: What? No! I'm not giving you my crystals. We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.(The city creatures glanced around nervously, unsure whose orders to follow)
(Brooke stuck two rings in her mouth and let out a piercing whistle. The citizens snapped to attention)
Brooke: May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.
Shangri Llama: No, you may not.
Brooke: It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back.
Shangri Llama: Is not!
Brooke: Is too, you old coot. Change isn't easy, but's it's part of life.(The creatures all around them murmured agreement)
Brooke: It's time for us to embrace it again. Whether you like it or not.
Shangri Llama: Not!
Brooke: Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt! So, either get on board, or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way.(She soared above the city on her hoverboard)
Brooke: Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find.
ANIMAL: Totally, let's do it!(Everyone got to work dismantling the shimmering structures)
Brooke: And remember, lift with your legs.(As Teddy picked up the crystal... Krack! His bone cracked)
Teddy: (GRUNTS) Too late.(EXT. WINTRY MOUNTAINS — ALMOST NIGHT. Out in the mountains, dusk was long gone. It was getting late. The stars began to twinkle and shine against the darkening blue sky. Olaf stood at the edge of the cliff and looked over at Sven, way on the other side of the deep canyon)
OLAF: Okay, Sven, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This is a bit of a setback.(The reindeer stood and watched as Olaf looked at a few of the destroyed items that had fallen out of the sleigh around him)
Olaf: Ooh! Maybe this is salvageable.(He picked up a crown made of candles. He put it on his head and it crumbled apart)
Olaf: No, definitely not.(He spotted a holiday vase and picked it up)
Olaf: Oh, parts of this are still good, I think.(The vase cracked and shards of glass dropped to the ground)
Olaf: Oh, no, this is unsafe now.(He tried to move the broken pieces into a pile)
(Refusing to give up hope, Olaf continued to scan the surrounding area, searching for one single item he could bring back to Elsa and Anna. He couldn't imagine that he might be left with nothing after all his hard work. His eyes lit up when he finally discovered something that was still fully intact)
Olaf: (GASPS) Hey, the fruitcake!(He picked up the dense dessert)
Olaf: These things are indestructible!(He held it up to show Sven)
(Olaf tried to figure out what to do next. He was happy to have found something to take to the castle, but how would he and Sven get back? He turned toward the thick, dark forest behind him and called out to Sven)
Olaf: I'll just take this seemingly harmless shortcut here and meet you back at the castle, okay?(Sven could only watch helplessly as Olaf disappeared into the darkness)
(Seconds later, a pack of wolves howled in the distance. Sven pawed at the snow, trying to find a way over the chasm. But he could only listen as he heard Olaf)
OLAF: Oh, puppies!(Then the wolves began to growl)
Olaf: Down boy. Ah! I'm just gonna go now!(Olaf's scream faded into the forest)
(Sven couldn't get to his friend. With no other choice, he raced back to the castle as fast as he could)
(EXT. CRASH SITE — DUSK. Buck organized the animals plugging the smaller vents with the pieces of crystal)
Buck: Listen up, planetary defense team. Step one, build pressure inside the volcano by sealing the vents.(Manny hauled a huge woven-vine net of crystals behind him)
Buck: No steam can escape. If there's a leak, the pressure is weak.(Other animals passed chunks of quartz paw to paw in a chain all the way up to the top of the volcano)
Buck: Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals into the volcano. They've got to be launched sky high to pull the asteroid off course.(Halfway up, an exhausted ox stopped rolling his crystal boulder, wiping his brow)
(Meanwhile, Julian and hefty animals with wide tusks pushed a massive crystal up the slope)
Julian: Heave! ALL: Ho!
Julian: Heave! ALL: Ho!
Crash:/Eddie: Rah rah! Sis boom! bah! Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh."
Crash: Whoo! Eddie: #Asteroid!
Crash: #WhatDoesHashTagMean?
Eddie: #Don'tKnowButItSoundsCool!
Crash: #Totally!
Eddie: #I'm StartingToGet StickOfIt!(EXT. TRASH CHUTE — NIGHT. Tinker Bell leads the Fairies to the trash chute. She jumps – trying to grab the handle – but can't quite reach it)
Tinker Bell: Zarina, come here. Give me a lift.(Zarina, smoldering, steps forward, dramatically pushes Tink aside. With a lovelorn glance at Periwinkle, he hits a button)
Spanish Zarina: Capitan Zarina al rescate! (Captain Zarina to the rescue!)(Zarina steps to the chute, jumps up in a series of crazy, acrobatic moves, and grabs the handle, pulling it down)
Spanish Zarina: Abierto.
Tinker Bell: Oh, way to go, Zarina. Come on.(The Fairies boost each other up onto the trash chute lid)
(EXT. VOLCANO, CRASH SITE — DUSK. At the top, Brooke oversaw the end of the chain of creatures who were passing along smaller crystals)
Brooke: This is it, friends. Down the hatch. Every crystal counts.(Th crystals landed in the lava below, bobbling in the molten rock)
(Buck peered into the bubbling crater. Eventually, the crystals would disintegrate in the lava's awesome heat, but hopefully they would stay solid long enough to do their job. He glanced up at the asteroid. It was ahead of time)
Buck: Good news, everyone! We're six minutes ahead of schedule.(All the Geotopia mammals cheered)
Buck: Somebody up there likes us.(INT. SPACESHIP, THE UNIVERSE. Ready to go back to Earth, Scrat prepares for take off, placing his acorn back in the lever, buckling his seat belt, and places blue infused neon space shades. Scrat targets Earth, and takes off)
(As he travels back to his home, he notices that the asteroid is in the way...)
Scrat: (SCREAMING)(...and he ends up crashing straight into it, causing it to move faster to Earth)
(EXT. VOLCANO, CRASH SITE — SUNSET. Buck glanced up at the asteroid again. Its impact would wipe out life on Earth. And it was going to happen very soon unless his plan worked)
Buck: (GASPS) Bad news! Somebody up there doesn't like us. We're six minutes behind schedule!(Manny dumped his net of crystals into the lava)
Manny: Double time, everyone. We need that big crystal.(INT. SVEN'S STABLES — NIGHT. Meanwhile, a strange scent wafted through the stables as Kristoff finished making his traditional Flemmy Stew. Thoroughly enjoying the process, he hummed happily as he stirred the big pot. Feeling like a true chef, he reached out and grabbed various items, and threw them into the pot between each stir. He smelled the steam coming off the stew and gave an approving nod)
(Just then, like a bolt of lightning, Sven burst through the door. He was running so fast that he couldn't stop. He smashed right into the back wall!)
Kristoff: Oh, Sven! The Flemmy stew is ready!(Sven breathlessly raced over to Kristoff)
Kristoff: Anna and Elsa are gonna love this.(He is unaware that Sven is trying to get his attention)
(Sven nudged Kristoff, butting his head against his shoulder. He made a loud groaning noise, trying to tell Kristoff about Olaf, but Kristoff didn't seem to get it. Kristoff lowered his voice, pretending to speak for Sven)
Kristoff: (as Sven) "Oh, Kristoff, you're so thoughtful. Now, where's my bowl?"(Frustrated, Sven ran toward his stall. Kristoff slipped back into his regular voice)
Kristoff: Hey, simmer down, buddy. Here you go.(He brought Sven a big bowl of stew. Sven turned away, picked a carrot up with his mouth, and stuck it into the center of the bowl)
Kristoff: Whoa, what are you...(Sven pushed on the carrot with his hoof, trying to make it stick straight up. The stew now vaguely resembled Olaf's face, complete with his carrot nose)
Kristoff: Oh! Of course!(Sven nodded enthusiastically, thrilled that Kristoff was finally picking up on his signals)
(Kristoff slipped into his Sven voice)
Kristoff: (as Sven) "Needs more carrots!"(Sven grunted and frowned, surprised at how difficult it was to communicate with his best friend)
Kristoff: Can't get enough of 'em, can ya?(Irritated, Sven used his teeth to pull the carrot out of the bowl of stew. He would have to think of another way to explain. He grabbed a couple of sticks and tried to make himself look like Olaf, using them as twig arms. He wobbled around, mimicking the little snowman)
(Using some bales of hays, Sven attempted to act out the scary scene in the forest. He ducked behind the hay and howled like a wolf. Then he suddenly popped out, pretending to be Olaf. He sank behind the hay and came up again, this time showing his teeth, growling, and pretending to be a ferocious wolf. He continued to play the parts of Olaf and the wolves, hiding as he changed characters, trying to demonstrate what had happened. Kristoff watched, utterly puzzled by Sven's behavior)
Kristoff: Uh...(Neither Sven nor Kristoff had noticed Anna and Elsa standing in the doorway behind them. The sisters had not been able to find Olaf and had decided to check with Kristoff. They had witnessed Sven's entire performance)
Anna: Oh, no! Olaf's lost in the forest?
Elsa: And being chased by hungry wolves?(Relieved, Sven nodded. The sisters had understood him perfectly!)
Kristoff: Yeah. Obviously.
Anna: Ring the bell. Gather everyone!(He set down the stew and hurried after Elsa and Anna as they ran out of the stables. A moment later he poked his head in and looked at Sven, who was finally catching his breath)
Kristoff: Come on, Sven! Make yourself useful. Olaf needs our help.(Sven grunted, following Kristoff. Outside in the darkness, the worried group worked on a plan to help find their lost friend)
(INT. GARBAGE CHUTE — NIGHT. Tink climbs in the chute with the others and peers down. POV – The grimy metal chute recedes into blackness)
Periwinkle: Is it safe? Tinker Bell: I guess I'll find out.(Tinker Bell begins a controlled slide down – feet first, hand bracing. She slips and it becomes an uncontrolled slide. She scrambles for traction, eases to a stop at the bottom. She gets up, stands at the edge of the slide's precipice)
(ANGLE – An alley. The trash chute cantilevers over a half-closed dumpster. Above her, stars twinkle – freedom)
PERIWINKLE: Tink? You okay?
TINKER BELL: Yeah. Come on down. But not all at once.
ROSETTA: What did she say?
SILVERMIST: I think he said, "All at once."(NOISES)
Tinker Bell: No. No. No, no, no, no, no!(Too late. The Fairies slide down together)
IRIDESSA: Geronimo! SILVERMIST: Look out!(They collide with Tink. Tink windmills her arms at the edge of the chute. Peri grabs her, pulls her to safety)
Tinker Bell: Thanks, Peri.(Spanish Zarina looks about, confused and deeply disappointed)
Spanish Zarina: Donde esta mi barco pirata? (Where's my pirate ship?)
Tinker Bell: Almost there, guys. Vidia, you think you can make it?
Vidia: Well, I might be old, but I still got a fast fly in my step.(She backs up, then leaps over the open pit to the closed lid of the dumpster. She lands hard, clutches a metal handle)
PERIWINKLE: She did it! SILVERMIST: All right, Vidiakins.
Vidia: Okay, climb across.(Suddenly, two pink paws step in front of Vidia. She looks up. Lotso looms over her, grinning)
Lotso: You lost, little girlie?(Lotso kicks Vidia's hands. She retracts, falling from the lid. The Fairies pull her to safety)
(Behind Lotso, his Gang hops off a wall and joins him on the dumpster lid. Lotso notices Tinker Bell among the others)
Lotso: Well, well. Look who's back.(A NOISE. The Fairies turn. Lotso's henchman – Stretch, the Octopus – clambers down the chute, blocking an escape)
(The Robo-Phone wheels into view – wheels wobbling, one eye broken, frayed phone. His voice is hoarse)
Robo-Phone: I'm sorry, tinker fairy. They broke me.(Lotso turns to the Fairies, as cheerful as ever)
Lotso: (incredulous) What are y'all doing? Running back to your girl? She don't want you no more.
Tinker Bell: That's a lie.
LOTSO: Is it? Tell me this, Miss Bell. If your kid loves you so much, why is she leaving?(CLOSE ON – Tinker Bell, fuming. She has no answer)
Lotso: You think you're special, tinker fairy? You're a piece of plastic. You were made to be thrown away.(VROOM!)
Lotso: Speak of the devil. (turns)(A garbage ship turns into the far end of the sky and RUMBLES toward them)
Lotso: (turns back) Now, we need fairies in our Golden Chick Room and you need to avoid that truck. Why don't you come on back, join our family again?(He smiles. Tink seethes – at a loss for words. Periwinkle steps past her, eyes burning)
Periwinkle: This isn't a family! It's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I'd rather rot in this dumpster than join any family of yours!(Barbie steps forward)
Barbie: Periwinkle's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force.(Silvermist and Rosetta share a glance – Huh? Lotso grins)
Lotso: If that's what you want.(He bangs his cane. Stretch, the Octopus, begins to prod the Fairies toward the precipice. Abruptly, Ken bursts from the shadows – still in his underwear)
Ken: Barbie! Wait!(Everyone turns. He runs to Lotso)
Ken: Don't do this, Lotso.
Lotso: She's a Barbie doll, Ken. There's a hundred million just like her.
Ken: Not to me, there's not.(He glances at her. She sighs. Lotso picks up Ken)
Lotso: Fine. Then why don't you join her!(He tosses Ken across the dumpster chasm. The Fairies grab him, pull him to safety. Barbie hugs him)
Barbie: Oh, Ken!(Ken stands and addresses Lotso's Gang, earnest and heroic)
Ken: Everyone, listen! Joyland could be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair. (points) It's Lotso. He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!(Lotso's Gang eyes each other. There's a shift in sympathy but no one wants to stick their neck out. Lotso is amused)
Lotso: Anyone concur with Ken?(No one moves. The ship RUMBLES closer – two dumpsters away. Lotso turns to the Fairies. His face hardens)
Lotso: I didn't throw you away. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a fairy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump.(He turns away. Tinker Bell steps forward)
Tinker Bell: Wait! What about Daisy?(Lotso keeps a steely composure)
Lotso: I don't know what you're talking about.
Tinker Bell: Daisy? You used to do everything with her!
Lotso: Yeah? Then she threw us out!
TINKER BELL: No. She lost you!
Lotso: She replaced us!
Tinker Bell: (pointing) She replaced you. And if you couldn't have her then no one could. You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since.(Tink yanks something from her pocket. It's the rusty old pendant, "My Heart Belongs To: DAISY". Lotso is stunned)
Lotso: Where'd you get that? Tinker Bell: She loved you, Lotso.
Lotso: She never loved me.
Tinker Bell: As much as any kid ever loved a fairy.(Tinker Bell throws the pendant. It lands at Big Baby's feet)
(Big Baby stares, electrified, at the pendant – a token of his long-lost love. He picks it up. His lip trembles)
Big Baby: Mama.(Lotso grabs the pendant. He pokes Big Baby like a bully)
Lotso: What? You want your mommy back? She never loved you. Don't be such a baby!(He throws it down and CRUSHES it with his cane. Big Baby's face crumples. Lotso turns, yells at Stretch the Octopus)
Lotso: Push 'em in. All of 'em!(Stretch advances on Tinker Bell and the Fairies. They teeter at the edge of the precipice)
Lotso: (to his Gang) This is what happens when you dummies try to think.(He shoves Big Baby. Big Baby shrinks back, hurt)
(Lotso faces them, sneering)
Lotso: (to his Gang) We're all just trash, waiting to be thrown away! That's all a fairy is!(Abruptly, Lotso is lifted from behind by Big Baby)
Lotso: Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!(Big Baby carries him to the edge of the dumpster. Around the dumpster, no one moves. Big Baby tosses Lotso into the dumpster. He lands in the shadows, looks up. With a CREAK, the Big Baby tugs at the open dumpster lid)
Lotso: No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!(KLOON! Big Baby watches – blank-eyed, pitiless – as the lid SLAMS down, shutting Lotso in. No one can believe it)
IRIDESSA: He's gone! Rosetta: Holy cow.
Big Baby: (BLOWING RASPBERRY)(He blows a RASPBERRY at Lotso. VROOOM! The Fairies turn. The garbage ship is only 100 feet – 15 seconds – away)
TINKER BELL: Come on. Hurry!(The Fairies hop on the now-closed dumpster lid, rush to the retaining wall, and help each other clamber onto it)
(EXT. VOLCANO, CRASH SITE — SUNSET. Many rushed to help Julian and together they maneuvered the huge crystal)
Julian: Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!(He sounded exhausted, but he wasn't giving up)
(With the help of the other strong-tusked animals, Julian and Manny struggled to shove the crystal boulder across a rock bridge)
(SCREECHING)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GASP)
Diego: We got company!
Granny: Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.-(SCREECHING) -(ALL SCREAMING)
BUCK: Steady. Steady. (GRUNTS)
Roger: Sorry about this. I'm really conflicted right now.(EXT. JOYLAND. A SQUEAK. Tinker Bell turns. At the crack between the two lids are the three Aliens. One Alien is stuck. He struggles while the other two stand around ineffectually)
Tinker Bell: Oh, for crying out loud!(Tink glances at the approaching ship, then runs back. Spanish Zarina gestures)
Spanish Zarina: Prisa, mi señora! (My lady, hurry!)(Tinker Bell yanks the Alien free. The Aliens retreat to safety. Tink tries to follow, but a pink paw grabs her leg)
Periwinkle: Tink!(Tinker Bell tries to free herself, but the paw drags her slowly into the dumpster's depths)
(The Fairies watch, horrified, as Tinker Bell disappears)
(The ship turns and approaches the dumpster, fork out)
SILVERMIST: Oh, boy! Incoming!(BA-BOOM! The ship's forks slide into the dumpster and begin lifting it up. As it rises past the retaining wall Periwinkle and Zarina fearlessly jump onto the rising dumpster)
Periwinkle: Come on!(The other Fairies follow. Barbie tries to follow too, but Ken holds her back)
Ken: Barbie, no!(They all try to lift the dumpster lid. It won't budge)
(The dumpster rises up, up, up – and begins to tilt)
(As the dumpster tilts, they start to lose their footing)
(As the dumpster nears vertical, the lid swings open and trash begins pouring into the truck. Tinker Bell calls out...)
Tinker Bell: Peri!
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell!(Tink falls into darkness. A FLASH of pink goes by – Lotso tumbles past. The dumpster LURCHES to a stop)
(All the Fairies fall into the truck)
(Barbie – on the wall – reaches forward)
Barbie: No!(She turns away, burying her head in Ken's comforting arms)
(EXT. SKY — NIGHT. The garbage truck rumbles through the clouds)
(INT. GARBAGE SHIP — NIGHT. The Fairies find themselves in darkness, awash in garbage)
TINKER BELL: Can you hear me? Is everyone okay?
ROSETTA: Of course not, you sugar cane. We're doomed!(Zarina pulls herself from a mound of garbage. She GLOWS)
Tinker Bell: Everyone, go to Zarina. Come on.(The Fairies begin wading toward Zarina)
(The Fairies congregate around Zarina)
Tinker Bell: We all here? Vidia? Fawn?(The ship lurches to a stop. The hydraulic motor STARTS. Tink looks up. A dumpster appears above them, tilting)
TINKER BELL: Against the wall, everybody. Quick!(She leads the Fairies to the front of the ship, seeking shelter. Zarina remains behind)
Spanish Zarina: Senorita! Senorita, donde estas? (Miss! Miss, where are you?)
PERIWINKLE: Zarina!(She turns. Somewhere in the DARKNESS, her voice rings out. A trickle of garbage begins to sprinkle down from above)
Spanish Zarina: Senorita!(Zarina flies through the falling trash until she finds her pressed against the far wall – terrified)
(CLUMP! Something large falls behind them. They look up)
(Garbage is falling out of the dumpster directly above them)
(Zarina takes Periwinkle's hand and they run across the garbage truck bay, dodging madly while trash rains down upon them)
(Against the back wall, the Fairies watch, aghast)
Silvermist: They'll never make it!(Zarina grabs Periwinkle and carries her – dodging and weaving. A SCRAPING sound above)
Fawn: Look out!(Zarina and Peri look up. An old TV set falls towards them. Zarina lunges and tosses Peri out of the way. She turns)
(CRASH!!! The TV smashes down on Zarina. A deluge of trash piles on top, burying her completely)
Periwinkle: Zarina!(As the dumpster above recedes, Peri runs forward and begins digging. The other Fairies join her)
Tinker Bell: Anyone see her? Vidia: Over here, girls. I found her.(They rush over and drag Zarina from the pile. Zarina's eyes are closed. Peri pops her hat, shakes her)
Periwinkle: Zarina, you okay? Zarina! Zarina!(No response. Periwinkle shakes her again. And again)
(She hugs her, sobbing)
(A BEEP. Zarina jack-knifes forward, then lurches back)
(Peri pulls away. Zarina sits up, eyes open – disoriented. She sniffs the air with distaste. Then she sees the others)
(The Fairies gape at her in open-mouthed wonder)
(Zarina frowns)
Zarina: That wasn't me, was it?
Periwinkle: Oh, Zarina, you're back! You're back, you're back, you're back, you're back!(She throws her arms around her, hugs her tight)
Zarina: Yes, I'm back. (beat) Where have I been?
Tinker Bell: Beyond infinity, dust keeper.
Zarina: Tinker Bell!(Tinker Bell smiles – partners again. Zarina looks around)
Zarina: So where are we now?
Iridessa: (excitable) In a garbage ship on the way to the dump!(Zarina's smile freezes)
(EXT. FLOATING ISLAND, COSMIC DUMP — NIGHT. The garbage ship drives in the entrance)
(EXT. VOLCANO, CRASH SITE — SUNSET.)
(ALL GASP)
Gavin: That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him.
Buck: Wait! Wait, you don't understand. You see that? If that asteroid hits, we all die.
Gavin: (MOCKING) If it hits, we all die.(MOCK CRYING)
(LAUGHING)
Gavin: That's where you're wrong. See, while you run for your mammal lives, we'll be high in the sky, cruising above it all.
Neil deBuck Weasel: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Gavin: We'll be safe as those little birdies.(BIRD SQUAWKS)
Gavin: Lucky shot.(BIRDS SQUAWK)
Gavin: Very lucky shot?(ALL GASP)
Roger: I knew it. I was right. There's no paradise.
Gertie: What? I'm too young to go extinct! (SCREAMS)
Buck: She gets it! Now, please, we haven't got much time!
Gavin: What are you waiting for? Kill him!
Roger: No, Dad. I won't let you. Do you want to know what I love about our family? That we're alive. There are more important things than your pride right now. If you care about us, you should not kill him. You should help him, Dad.
Gertie: Pop, I hate to say this, but my freaky little brother may be right.
Buck: As a father, I would work with my worst enemy to ensure a brighter future for my little one.(GROWLS SOFTLY)
Buck: Reinforcements have arrived!
Gavin: All right, Roger. Lead the way.
Buck: (MIMICKING HELICOPTER)(ALL CHEERING)
Roger: Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.
BUCK: Keep it up, dinos. Use that Jurassic super strength!
Buck: Beep, beep, beep.(GASPS)
Gavin: Watch out, kids! (GRUNTS)(After that the other animals' tusks were too wide to fit onto the narrow path, so the mammoths had to push the huge crystal alone)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Buck: The weasel has landed.(EXT. DARK FOREST — NIGHT. The moon hung in the night sky, casting a dim glow on the dark forest below. With the wolves running behind him, Olaf bolted down a twisted path. He had never been in the forest alone at night before, and the darkness made it especially scary. Terrifying shadows appeared, and strange animal noises sounded and cackled from every corner. Olaf tried his best to shut it all out and focus only on his escape. He simply had to get that fruitcake back to Anna and Elsa)
(The wolves charged after him, their yellow eyes narrowing as they ran faster and faster. Olaf panted as he ran as fast as he could, clutching the fruitcake. He scraped past thorny branches, but they didn't slow him down. The angry wolves growled, snarled, and drooled as they continued to chase him, getting closer and closer)
Olaf: Please, I know you're hungry, but I need at least one tradition for my best friends.(The wolves nipped at his heels)
Olaf: The fate of the world depends on it!(Olaf could see that the path ahead was blocked by thick, gnarled branches and brambles. He spotted a few small gaps in the brush and came up with a plan. In one swift move, he flung the fruitcake into one of the holes and then jumped through, splitting himself apart so he could fit)
(Moments later, the disassembled snowman and the fruitcake were both safe on the other side. The wolves snapped and growled angrily as they tried to get to him, sticking their noses through and pawing at the ground. But they were too large to squeeze past the brambles. They whimpered as the thorns pricked into their skin, until they finally gave up. With one final sigh, they turned and headed back down the path)
(Relieved, Olaf put himself back together and took a deep breath. He had survived the chase, but he looked completely disheveled. One of his eyes was puffed up to the size of a small snowball, and he was covered from head to toe in stratches, bruises, dirt, and leaves. Even his nose had slid over to the back of his head. But he didn't care one bit. In fact, he felt great great! Thrilled, he picked up the fruitcake)
Olaf: Yes! Yes, I did it!(He danced a joyful jig around in the snow)
Olaf: A tradition is saved!(He held the cake up, victorious)
(SCREECH! SCREECH! Just then, a giant hawk gracefully swooped down and swiped the fruitcake from his grip! Olaf's smile sank as he watched the bird fly off, cawing as it carried the cake away in its thick talons. He stared up at the sky, astounded, until the bird disappeared into the dark night. He couldn't believe the only thing he'd managed to save was gone. He had failed)
(Deflated, Olaf sighed)
Olaf: Well, I guess hawks need traditions too.(He pushed his nose back into place)
(Olaf felt terrible. The last thing he wanted to do was let Elsa and Anna down. Slumped over, with his head hanging low, he slowly walked a few paces)
Olaf: *Happy, merry
*Holly jolly
*Tidings of good cheer
*I never meant to let them down
*At that time of year*(He sunk down in the snow and collapsed against a tree)
(He settled into his spot)
Olaf: Maybe I should just stay lost.(As the sad little snowman sat, feeling worse than he ever had before, the snow began to gently fall, and soon covered him like a blanket)
(EXT. ARENDELLE — NIGHT. The Yule Bell rang out across the kingdom, alerting everyone that something was happening. Anna and Elsa knew that Olaf needed all the help they could get. Along with Kristoff, they knocked on doors, explaining what had happened as they gathered a search party)
(Soon it seemed as if everyone in the kingdom had come together to help. Armed with lanterns, they headed into the mountains to look for Olaf)
(INT. GARBAGE TRUCK — NIGHT. The truck grinds to a halt. The BEEP-BEEP-BEEP backing-up alarm begins to sound. The Fairies look around)
(Everything lurches. The truck bay begins to tilt)
(EXT. COSMIC DUMP — NIGHT. The garbage ship tilts up – higher and higher. Trash begins pouring out the back, onto the dump below)
(INT. GARBAGE TRUCK — NIGHT. The back flap opens, allowing garbage to spill out. A trash pit is revealed below. The Fairies begin sliding out)
TINKER BELL: Hold on, we're going in!
Fairies: Whoa!(EXT. COSMIC DUMP — NIGHT. The garbage ship extends fully, tilting 70 degrees. The stream of garbage becomes a torrent)
(INT. GARBAGE TRUCK — NIGHT. The Fairies cling together, screaming, as they slide out into the open night)
(EXT. GARBAGE PIT — NIGHT. Tinker Bell lands on a trash heap – Oooff! A plastic bag whips by. She sits up. She's in a vast, wind-blown landfill, still above the clouds)
(Nearby, Silvermist and Iridessa unearth themselves. Rosetta helps Fawn up)
Rosetta: You got all your pieces?(The Aliens pop up. One points to some heavy machinery – with a giant claw – in the distance)
Aliens: The claw!(They toddle off toward it)
FAWN: My babies! TINKER BELL: Hey, guys! No! No!(Suddenly, the trio of Aliens is bathed in headlights. Before anyone can react, a bulldozer passes over them...)
(Just like that, they're gone)
Tinker Bell: No! (FAWN SCREAMS)(A blinding LIGHT pours over her and envelops the Fairies)
(Tink turns. A bulldozer – with giant, studded wheels and a massive grate – is heading right at them. Iridessa SCREAMS)
(The Fairies are pushed backward toward a trench)
TINKER BELL: Hang on!(They tumble as the bulldozer pushes them over the edge)
(EXT. CONVEYER BELT — NIGHT. The Fairies land on a conveyor belt entering a dark tunnel)
(INT. DARK TUNNEL, CONVEYER BELT — NIGHT. Tinker Bell sits up and watches the light receding behind them. The other Fairies gather round)
Fawn: Tinker Bell! What do we do?
Tinker Bell: We'll be okay if we stay togeth...(VWOOSH! Vidia is pulled up OUT OF FRAME. She is fixed to a fast-moving conveyor belt above them)
Vidia: Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell: Vidia!(A hammer shoots up and CLANKS on the belt, narrowly missing Vidia. All around them, other pieces of metal begin FLYING UP and sticking to the ceiling belt. Periwinkle yells)
Periwinkle: It's a magnet! Watch out!(Tinker Bell flies after Vidia)
TINKER BELL: Don't worry, Vidia, we'll get you down.(High above, Vidia looks around)
Vidia: Uh, you might wanna take a look at this.(The Fairies scramble up a pile of debris)
(Ahead is a Shredder – two fast-spinning vertical cylinders that shred everything on the belt. Zarina sees a lunch box near her starting to quiver....)
Zarina: Quick! Grab something metal!(She grabs it and is pulled up to the magnetic belt. Tink grabs a metal handle and flies up, sticking to the ceiling belt. Silvermist dives into a nearby pot and is lifted upwards)
Silvermist: You heard the guy.(Each fairy grabs a metal object and lifts – CLUNK! – to the ceiling. Iridessa, the last, grabs an aluminum can, a CD, etc.)
Iridessa: It's not working!(Finally, she grabs a metal fan and sails up to safety. Suddenly, a pink paw thrusts out from the belt below)
Lotso: Help! Help me.(Tinker Bell turns. Lotso is pinned under a golf bag)
Lotso: I'm stuck! Help, please! Help!(Tink looks at the approaching shredder. She lets go)
Periwinkle: Tink!(Tink lands on the belt, flies back to Lotso)
Lotso: Thank you. Tinker Bell: Don't thank me yet.(Tink struggles to lift the bag. Zarina drops down next to Tink. Periwinkle eyes the approaching shredder)
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell!(Tink and Zarina push together. They still can't move it)
(Tink pulls out a golf club. The magnet tugs it upward. Zarina grabs it. Together, they pull it down and jam it under the bag for leverage. The bag finally lifts...)
Tinker Bell: Go, go!(...and Lotso scrambles out)
(Tink grabs Lotso. She and Zarina point the club skyward. They're pulled up to safety as the golf bag is pulverized)
(Lotso looks back at the shredder, then at Tinker Bell)
Lotso: Thank you, Miss Bell.
Tinker Bell: We're all in this together. (turns) Right, guys?(All the Fairies have vanished)
Tinker Bell: Guys?
PERIWINKLE: Tinker Bell! Down here!(Periwinkle and the others wave from a conveyer belt far below. Tinker Bell and Zarina let go and plummet)
(EXT. COSMIC DUMP / STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN — NIGHT. Tink, Zarina and Lotso land on the bed of a big, fast-moving conveyer belt with metal walls. The Fairies gather around)
Periwinkle: Tink! SILVERMIST: Oh, boy.(The toothed belt begins to ascend upwards)
Iridessa: Tinker Bell, look. I can see daylight. We're gonna be okay!(Iridessa points to a bright amber GLOW at the top of the belt. The fairies scramble forward)
SILVERMIST: Hey!(Tinker Bell's smile drops)
Tinker Bell: I don't think that's daylight.(FAST TRACK – At the end of the conveyer belt, garbage falls into a burning, churning vortex)
Tinker Bell: Run!(Unable to jump off, the Fairies begin running and flying down the belt. They dodge, duck and hurdle over the coming trash, but they're no match for the speed of the rising conveyor)
(EXT. VOLCANO, CRASH SITE — SUNSET. As they neared the main crater, Manny blocked Julian)
Manny: (GASPS) I'll push it in. Go with Peaches and Ellie!(He heaved his shoulder against the boulder, pushing it ahead)
JULIAN: No! I'm not leaving you! We'll do this together!(Julian joined his efforts. Together they shoved the crystal rock to the lip of the volcano)
Peaches: Mom, where are they?(The ground rumbled as the volcano prepared to erupt)
Diego: Ellie, we've got to get everyone off the volcano.
Granny: Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
Shira: Faster, faster!
Granny: I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
Diego: Granny, come on! Granny: Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!(EXT. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN — NIGHT. Lotso trips, falls. A pulsing blue LIGHT. He looks up)
(High on the wall ahead is an Emergency Stop button. A ladder leads to the button. Lotso leaps up, grabs the bottom rung. He can't pull himself up)
Lotso: Miss Bell! The button! Help me!
Tinker Bell: Come on!(The Fairies look back, see Lotso. As they pass, Tink, Zarina and Peri boost Lotso up)
Tinker Bell: Go. Go! Hit the button!(Lotso scrambles up the ladder toward the glowing button)
(EXT. VOLCANO, CRASH SITE — SUNSET. Manny glanced up at the asteroid. It was glowing brighter as it neared Earth's atmosphere)
(The crystal boulder was stuck on the sides of the crater's rim. No matter how hard he and Julian pushed, they couldn't hoist it over the outcropping)
Manny: This isn't working.(Julian paused, peering over his shoulder at the slope behind them)
Julian: Mad air on the half-pipe! Manny. I have a plan. We have to let the crystal go!(Manny squeezed his eyes shut as he pushed)
Manny: You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?
Julian: Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So, okay, two things. I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?(Manny bit his lip. The volcano rumbled again underneath him. Overhead, the asteroid fell ever closer to wiping out life on the whole planet)
Manny: Okay, let's do it!
Julian: On my count. One... Two... Three!(Manny and Julian jumped away from the boulder, letting it tumble back down the slope. They galloped after it. The rolling boulder headed for a natural chute in the volcano's rocky side. The chute curved upward, forming a half-pipe. The two mammoths stopped short, watching with wide eyes)
Shira: What are they doing?(The boulder rolled up the curve of the half-pipe, launching into the air, arcing back over Manny and Julian)
(Julian closed his eyes, but Manny watched the boulder soar through the sky. It hit the rim of the crater, bounced wildly, and then hit the other side, teetering on the edge)
(Julian peeked up at the volcano)
Julian: Did it work?(The crystal boulder fell into the lava)
Manny: Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!
Julian: (LAUGHS) Wait, what?(The volcano rumbled violently as the steam inside it built up to an eruption. Above, the asteroid tumbled ever nearer)
Manny: Now let's get out of here!(Manny yanked Julian away from the volcano)
(EXT. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN — NIGHT. The Fairies are carried up the conveyor belt toward the pit)
(The Fairies watch Lotso – receding – as he climbs)
(Lotso stays focussed on the button above him)
(The Fairies reach the belt's acme – heels at the edge of the waterfall of trash cascading to a melting, churning vortex)
Tinker Bell: Hurry!(Lotso reaches the walkway where the blue button glows. He turns and looks – malevolent – at the helpless Fairies)
TINKER BELL: Just push it! Push it! ZARINA: Push it!(Lotso smirks, gives a salute)
Lotso: Where's your girl now, Miss Bell?(He turns, runs off down the walkway)
Tinker Bell: No. No!
Zarina: Lotso!(The Fairies YELL as they tumble off the belt...)
Tinker Bell: No!(EXT. INCINERATOR HOPPER — NIGHT. The Fairies land in a giant vortex of trash being sucked down into the glowing eye of an incinerator)
(It's chaos – trash tumbles over itself as sparks and ashes fly through the air. The ROAR is overwhelming)
(Tinker Bell stands and starts trying to climb out)
(The Fairies do the same, climbing desperately, fighting against the trash tumbling into the vortex of fire)
(They slip, fall, get up and slip again. It's a nightmare – no matter how fast they climb, they inexorably slide backwards. Iridessa slides past Tink, towards the incinerator)
Iridessa: (IRIDESSA EXCLAIMING)
Tinker Bell: Iridessa!(Tink grabs Iridessa's hand, slides further toward the inferno)
(They are all being pulled inescapably downward)
(There's no way out. Periwinkle looks at Zarina)
Periwinkle: Zarina! What do we do?(Zarina looks at her. She reaches out, takes her hand)
(Periwinkle grabs Blaze's antenna. Vidia takes Silvermist's hand)
(Silvermist reaches out to Iridessa. Fawn and Rosetta hold each other)
(Rosetta grabs Iridessa)
(EXT. DARK FOREST — NIGHT. When they got to the forest, the group split up, fanning out in different directions)
TEENAGER: Olaf!
MAN: Olaf, where are you?
KID: Come out, come out, wherever you are!(The group search every corner of the forest)
Elsa: Any sign of him?
Anna: No. Olaf!(EXT. CRASH SITE — SUNSET. Manny and Julian slid on their big butts down the slope as the volcano's trembling turned to a thunderous shaking earthquake. The two mammoths reached their friends in the dismantled crystal city. Everybody stumbled on the rumbling ground, holding one another as they waited for the eruption, but the shaking and noise ceased)
Shira: What happened?
Diego: Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?(The herd stared at the volcano as Granny plugged one last tiny steam vent with her cane)
(KA-BOOM! The earth shook with the loudest roar anyone had ever heard. The volcano erupted upward, spewing out it lava–and the crystals–in a blast of awesome power. Smoke billowed around a central stream of fiery molten rock that stretched all the way into the atmosphere, gushing into space)
Eddie: (YELPING)
Crash: Eddie!
Shangri Llama: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (YELPS)(The lava and crystal spread out in the zero gravity, off to the side of the asteroid)
(EXT. INCINERATOR HOPPER — NIGHT. Zarina reaches out to Tinker Bell...)
(Tink takes Zarina's hand, and the circle is complete)
(As they approach the vortex, heat waves blast their faces)
(The Fairies close their eyes, turn away)
(Tinker Bell stares at the fire, shuts her eyes)
(This is the end)
(EXT. CRASH SITE — SUNSET. Their combined magnetism shifted the asteroid slowly, pulling it just a few degrees off course)
(Down below, the animals held hands as they gaped at the astounding display. Eddie and Crash hugged as the asteroid entered the atmosphere)
(EXT. INCINERATOR HOPPER — NIGHT. A LIGHT from above shines in Tinker Bell's face)
(She opens her eyes)
(A giant mechanical Claw lowers towards them)
(The Claw plunges into the trash around them, closing them in its grip, then raises them up)
(They soar into the air, away from the ROARING incinerator)
(Tinker Bell looks around in disbelief)
(The Claw spins, passing in front of the crane booth)
(INT. CRANE OPERATOR'S BOOTH — NIGHT. In the booth, the Aliens man the joysticks)
Aliens: The claw.(They lean into the joystick, steering the Claw to safety)
(EXT. CRASH SITE — NIGHT. Everyone let out a long, ragged breath)
Manny: We did it. We did it!(Then they exploded in thunderous cheering)
(But the massive meteor skirted Earth, zooming above it and then hurtling away to the other side)
Shira: In your face, space rock!
Diego: Yeah, baby! (LAUGHS)(Shira pounced on Diego, tackling him. They rolled around in a happy hug)
(Brooke blinked at the sky)
Sid: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh!(Brooke grabbed Sid, dipped him backward, and planted a kiss on his lips)
Teddy: Hmm.
Granny: Not on the lips, geezer!(BOTH CHEERING)
Crash:/Eddie: (cheerleading) ♪ Hit the road, you stupid rock
♪ We just stopped the doomsday clock!
Julian: Yes! Yeah! Whoa!(Manny pulled Julian close for a tight hug)
Manny: Bring it in, Bro-Son. Welcome to the family.(Julian hugged Manny hard, with Peaches and Ellie joining in the love)
(After a moment, Manny broke free. He located Buck, and he hoisted the weasel up onto his head)
Manny: And you, you coconut! I'll never doubt you again.
Buck: See? Daddy's always right. Remember that when you're older.(The crowd of thrilled animals cheered wildly for Buck)
(EXT. DARK FOREST — NIGHT. Elsa and Anna went off together, calling out his name as they hurried through the snow)
Elsa: Olaf?
Anna: Olaf? Where are you?
OLAF: He's not here.(Elsa and Anna exchanged a relieved look, then rushed toward a carrot sticking out of a nearby snowdrift)
Anna: Hmm. I wonder where he went.
OLAF: Well, he probably went on a mission to find traditions for Anna and Elsa.
Elsa: Oh. And did he find any?
OLAF: He did, but they caught fire and fell off a cliff. And then they caught fire again.(Sven trotted over and sniffed the snow. He followed the scent trail all the way to the carrot. Using his teeth, he pulled Olaf out of the snowdrift by his nose)
Olaf: And then a hawk took them.(EXT. COSMIC DUMP — DAWN. The Claw lowers and opens, dropping the Fairies to earth. They spill out, COUGHING and GROANING like shipwreck survivors)
(Tinker Bell sits up, looks around. Iridessa pops up through trash)
Iridessa: Whew!(They have faced death and survived, and are profoundly shaken. Rosetta stares at the sky)
Rosetta: You know all that bad stuff I said about Wendy's attic? I take it all back.
Vidia: You're darn too. Silvermist: You said it.(Zarina and Periwinkle sit up, still holding hands. She looks at her, smiles. She smiles and holds her gaze)
(Fawn takes Rosetta's hand)
Fawn: Oh. You were so brave.(A SQUEAK. Fawn and Rosetta turn, see the Aliens approach)
Fawn: You saved our lives. Rosetta: And we are eternally grateful.(Rosetta scoops them into her arms for a big, proud hug)
Rosetta: My boys!
Aliens: Daddy!(Silvermist looks around)
Silvermist: Hey! Where's that fur ball Lotso?
Vidia: Yeah. I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Tinker Bell: Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.(EXT. DARK FOREST — NIGHT. Olaf looked up at the sisters)
Olaf: I'm sorry. You still don't have a tradition.
Anna: But we do, Olaf. Look.(She knelt and held up the old wooden box from Elsa's trunk. Then she opened it and showed him its contents)
(Olaf peered inside and gasped. His eyes brightened)
Olaf: (GASPS) Wait...(He reached toward the box)
Olaf: Is that...(His voice cracked a little as it trailed off. He was speechless at the sight. Inside were dozens of drawings, paintings, and sculptures–and every one was of him!)
ELSA: Anna made these years ago.(FLASHBACK – As young girls, Elsa and Anna roll giant snowballs and build a snowman together)
Elsa: When we first made you.
Elsa (young): (goofy voice) Hi, I'm Olaf.(Anna jumps and hugs him)
Elsa: You were the one who brought us together and kept us connected when we were apart.(She and Elsa shared their memory with Olaf and explained how each year, Anna would slip her homemade gift beneath Elsa's door)
ANNA: Every Christmas, I made Elsa a gift.(And even though they couldn't celebrate the holidays together, they both looked forward to their little tradition)
ELSA: All those long years alone, we had you to remind us of our childhood.
ANNA: Of how much we still loved each other.(BACK TO PRESENT)
ELSA: It's you, Olaf. You are our tradition.
Olaf: Me?
Anna: Surprise!(The sisters leaned in and gave the little snowman a great big warm hug)
Olaf: Aw!(His heart was nearly bursting with joy)
(In that moment, the three realized that being together was the best thing they could ever wish for during the holidays. They had no need for anything else when they had each other!)
(EXT. GARBAGE DUMP, ELSEWHERE — DAY. Lotso limps toward the dump exit. A NOISE. He turns, then drops, freezing)
(A truck's wheels SCREECH to a halt in front of Lotso. A door OPENS and SHUTS. FOOTSTEPS. A hand picks him up)
MAN 1: Hey! MAN 2: What you got?
Man 1: I had me one of these when I was a kid.(He buries his nose in Lotso's tummy, inhales)
Man 1: (nostalgic rapture) Strawberries.(EXT. GARBAGE DUMP — DAY. The truck exits the dump – Lotso strapped to the grill. He comes to life, panicked. On the grill are a couple of muddy, bug-spattered Plushies, including a sad-eyed FROG)
Frog: Hey, buddy. (Lotso turns) You might wanna keep your mouth shut.(The others SNICKER. Lotso WHIMPERS. The truck RUMBLES off)
(ANGLE – The truck passes, REVEALING the Fairies, unaware of Lotso's karmic comeuppance. Periwinkle sees Tinker Bell lagging)
PERIWINKLE: Come on, Tink. We gotta get you home.
Zarina: That's right, Christmas fairy.
Tinker Bell: Wait. What about you guys? I mean, maybe the attic's not such a great idea.(She glances at them, uneasy. Peri steps to her)
Periwinkle: We're the Fairies of Pixie Hollow, Tink. Zarina: We'll be there for her, together.(Tinker Bell smiles)
Tinker Bell: I just hope she hasn't left yet.
FAWN: Wait a minute! Wait, I'll check!(She held out her binoculars, concentrates)
Fawn: Wendy's still packing. (GASPS) But she's almost done!
Silvermist: She lives halfway across town. Iridessa: We'll never get there in time!(The Fairies glance at each other. Then, distantly, comes the air-guitar WAILING of a Garbage Man)
(The Fairies turn, see him a dozen yards away. They brighten)
(EXT. CRASH SITE — MORNING. Soon after, Manny and his herd prepared to leave the crystal city. Everyone said fond good-byes. The aged city animals were already rebuilding, using the rubble from the volcano)
Sid: Are you sure you can't come with us?
Brooke: Oh, Sidney, I wish I could. But we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides, I'll have Granny to keep me company.(Sid gasped, facing his grandmother)
Sid: (GASPS) You're staying, too?
Granny: Are you kidding? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo!(The crystal city citizens were now as old as she was)
Teddy: You coming, Granny? I ain't getting any younger! Whoo!(He stooped over with age, but he was still a hunk)
Granny: What? I can't hear you!
Teddy: What? I can't hear you!
Granny: What? I can't hear you! Teddy: What?
Brooke: You'll always be my one true love. Here.
Sid: Wow! Hold on.(HUMMING)
(BROOKE LAUGHS)
Brooke: It looks just like you.
Sid: Now we'll be with each other forever.(As Manny led the herd into the forest, Sid looked back. Granny and Brooke stood together, waving good-bye)
Brooke: So long, handsome!
Granny: Bye, Sidney!(After the herd walked away, far in the distance a small meteorite was seen falling from the sky)
Teddy: What you need is more fiber.
Geotopian: He's right.(The meteorite landed right into the spring where the animals were sitting. The water sparkled and magically Teddy, Brooke, and the others all turned young again)
Shangri Llama: (LAUGHS JOYFULLY) Shangri Llama's back on top, baby! Ooh. Ah! Mmm.(GASPS)
Teddy: Gladys?
Granny: Well, hello Teddy Bear!
Teddy: Mmm-hmm.
Granny: Hot-tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter.
Shangri Llama: Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old!" Well, we can workshop the name later.(SIGHS)
(EXT. DRIVEWAY — DAY. Wendy's loading up his hatchback with boxes. Victoria's on the lawn playing with Nana. As the garbage truck passes...)
VICTORIA: Come on, Nana.
MRS. DARLING: Is that it, honey? You got everything?
WENDY: Yeah. Just a few more boxes in my room.(At the curb, REVEAL the Fairies hiding behind a garbage can. Tinker Bell peeks around, gestures to the other Fairies)
Tinker Bell: Okay. Come on.(INT. BACK YARD — DAY. TIGHT ON SPIGOT – Tink's hand comes in, turns it)
(The Fairies huddle while Tink hoses them off. Zarina closes her eyes. The Fairies react to the cold water)
Fairies: Eeeaauggh! Brrr! Stop!
Silvermist: That's enough. That's enough. That's enough!
Tinker Bell: All right. Go. Go, go!(The Fairies run off. Rosetta squirts out a spray of water)
(EXT. GARAGE ROOF — DAY. Vidia heaves herself up to the edge of the garage roof. One by one, the Fairies scurry up her hair, then make their way along the roof towards Wendy's open window)
(INT. NURSERY — DAY. Zarina and Tinker Bell peer in)
Zarina: Okay. All clear.(They clamber through the window, jump to the floor. The other Fairies follow, scrambling across the room)
(Fawn stops, puts binoculars over her eyes)
(POV – Under the bed, looking out. Fawn's feet are in front of us, facing away)
Fawn: Oh, there you are.(The feet turn and a hand reaches TOWARD US, GRABBING the subjective shoe)
(She pops her shoe back in her feet... And GIGGLES, tickled)
(The Fairies climb into a box marked "Attic". Zarina helps them)
ZARINA: There you go.(On the desk is a box marked "University". Tink heads for it)
(She reaches the box, turns. This may be the last time she ever sees the other Fairies. She scrambles back toward Zarina)
Tinker Bell: Zarina.(Zarina turns. Tink offers a hand. They shake)
Tinker Bell: This isn't goodbye.
Vidia: Hey, Tink.(Tink looks up. Vidia lowers a hand)
Vidia: Have fun at the university.
Silvermist: Yeah, but not too much fun.(Tink laughs, shakes hands with Vidia)
Iridessa: Tinker Bell, take care of Wendy. Fawn: Yeah.
Rosetta: She's a good kid. Tell her to get a haircut.
Tinker Bell: Sure thing.(Tink sees Periwinkle)
Tinker Bell: Peri, you'll be okay in the attic?
Periwinkle: 'Course I will. Besides, (leans in) I know about Zarina's Spanish mode.
Zarina: My what?(She turns, confused. Tink and Peri share a smile)
MRS. DARLING: Honey, you want some food for the road?
WENDY: I'll get something on the way.(Tink turns to Zarina – there's so much she wants to say. Zarina just smiles)
Zarina: You know where to find us, tinker fairy.(Tinker Bell smiles. She turns, runs to the desk)
(Zarina climbs in the Attic box with the others)
(On the desk, Tink jumps on the edge of the University box, looks back at her friends. FOOTSTEPS climb the stairs)
(Tink gives Zarina a salute. Zarina smiles, salutes back)
(Tink lowers into the University box. The Fairies duck in the Attic box, pull the flaps shut just as Wendy and Mrs. Darling enter)
Mrs. Darling: Did you say goodbye to Victoria?
Wendy: Mum, we've said goodbye like 10 times.(Mrs. Darling stops, suddenly overwhelmed. The nursery is empty)
Mrs. Darling: Oh, Wendy.(Wendy, beside her, is abashed)
Wendy: Mum, it's okay.(IN THE UNIVERSITY BOX. Tink quietly peeks out the hand holes)
(POV – Tink can half-see Mrs. Darling hug her daughter)
MRS. DARLING: I know. It's just... (SNIFFLES) I wish I could always be with you.
WENDY: You will be, Mum.(ON TINKER BELL. She turns and glances off, noticing something)
(THE PHOTO. Of young Wendy, believing Tinker Bell and the other Fairies)
(TRACK IN ON. Tink. Mrs. Darling and Wendy's words echo in her head)
(Tinker Bell POV – Her GAZE SHIFTS from Wendy-holding-music box with ballerina)
(Suddenly, Tink half-smiles – an epiphany. Sadness and uncertainty are replaced by happiness and determination)
(FOOTSTEPS and collar JINGLES approach. Victoria steps to the room's threshold with Nana)
Victoria: Hey, aren't you gonna say goodbye to Nana?(Wendy and Mrs. Darling step into the hallway)
Wendy: Of course I am. (to Nana) Who's a good doggy? Who's a good doggy? I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.(While Wend scratches Nana's belly, Tinker Bell jumps out of the box, grabs a pen and a sticky note. She sneaks across the room, jumps on the Attic box, starts frantically writing)
(Nana starts BARKING. Tink finishes writing, looks up)
WENDY: I'm gonna miss you. MRS. DARLING: Don't, Wendy.
VICTORIA: Good girl. She's telling you to go already.
MRS. DARLING: Come on. Get the rest of your things.(Tink gasps, looks up at the door)
(TRACK IN – THE DOOR)
(Wendy walks in. Mrs. Darling and Victoria stay in the hallway)
Wendy: Okay, Nana. Now don't let Victoria near my stuff.(Wendy turns, crouches to pick up the Attic box)
(She stops, noticing the yellow Post-It on the box top)
(She opens the flaps, finding all of her Fairies)
Wendy: (CHUCKLING) Hey.(She digs through them – pulling a few out, making sure they're all there – smiling with fondness and relief)
(She picks up the Post-It, reads it. She calls out)
Wendy: Hey, Mum! So, you really think I should donate these?(Mrs. Darling answers from the hallway)
MRS. DARLING: It's up to you, honey. Whatever you wanna do.(EXT. VALLEY — DAY. The valley was covered with a fresh layer of beautiful snow. It was the day of Peaches and Julian's wedding. Anyone who was anyone had come to wish the couple happiness)
(sid hurried through the crowd, wearing a twig headset)
Sid: (into the wood microphone) Where's the bride? Why don't I have the bride?
Diego: 'Cause you're talking into a twig.
Molehog: (GROANS) Mom, I can't talk. I'm at a wedding.
WOMAN: What do you mean you can't talk? Who are you with?
Aardvark Kid: Um, excuse me. Is it true you helped save the world from an asteroid?
Diego: Um...
Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
BOTH: Yeah.
Aardvark Kid #2: How scary?
Diego: Well, we were... Oh!Oh!
Hi! (CHUCKLES)
Diego: It was five minutes to midnight, and we were up against volcanoes, dino-birds, and the end of the world.
Shira: Oh, and the zombies! Don't forget the zombies!
Shira: You know, we'd be great parents.
Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot, and I say, "Listen, big guy...."(The audience gasped in delight as Peaches and Ellie stepped out of the trees, preparing to walk toward the aisle. They both looked beautiful as any mammoths in prehistory. Peaches has a veil of delicate flowers trailing over her face, and Ellie wore a stylish leaf hat)
Peaches: I don't know. I don't know! What am I gonna do?
Ellie: Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal, okay? Everyone gets nervous.(Manny rushed oer to his family. He had a flower corsage pinned to his chest)
Manny: What's going on? What happened?
PEACHES: It's just... I can't go. How can I go? I don't wanna leave you guys.(Manny and Ellie shared a significant look)
Manny: Hey, Fuzzball, remember the first time that we played hockey? You were so afraid to get on the ice because it was slippery? Remember how I held you up while you started to skate? And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.(Peaches leaned against him)
Peaches: (SIGHS) Aw, Dad.
Manny: I know you're ready. Now you have to let go.(Ellie adjusted Peaches' veil)
Ellie: I always knew it would it would take someone very special to match your spirit. And you found him. Just like I did.(She smiled at Manny, but kept speaking to her daughter)
Ellie: It's you, sweetie. See the world, chase your dreams.
MANNY: And whatever you decide to come back, we'll be here, okay?(Manny puts a leaf crown onto Peaches's head. Peaches swallowed her nerves)
Peaches: Okay.(The family walked down the aisle, with Crash and Eddie tossing rose petals in front of them. At the altar, Julian waited, smiling so wide. On either side of the aisle, their friends beamed as they watched the two mammoths coming together)
(Manny stopped in front of Julian. He took Peaches's trunk with his own and passed it to Julian, who took it tenderly. Ellie and Manny stepped aside, leaving their daughter with the young mammoth who loved her)
(The minister was a small hyrax, standing on a pyramid of other hyraxes. He cleared his throat)
Hyrax Minister: Do you...
Peaches: I do.(The hyrax minister nodded)
Hyrax Minister: And do you...
Julian: Most def.(The minister smiled)
Hyrax Minister: I now pronounce you...(The crowd erupted in cheers and applause)
(After the ceremony, everyone celebrated with music, dancing, and food. Among their happy friends, Sid had missed his true love, Brooke)
(Just then, Brooke appeared)
Brooke: (GASPS) Sid!
Sid: Brooke!(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh! Whoa! Ow!
Brooke: Oops!
Sid: This is amazing! You're young again. And somehow, I'm still single.
Brooke: I guess the universe was smiling on us.
Sid: I have so many questions for you. What happened? How'd you find me? Have you tried the shrimp?
Brooke: Shh. Close that pretty little mouth of yours and just listen.
Brooke: This is dedicated to the sloth of my dreams.
Beaver: That guy? For real?
Brooke: ♪ Oh Oh, Sid
♪ Sid, baby
♪ You make me so happy
♪ Oh I never knew I Would make it out
♪ And come this far Oh I never knew I
♪ Would see the day We come together
♪ Oh, it's not like anything I've ever-Whoa! -(MUSIC STOPS)
-(ALL GASP) -(FAINTS)
(MUSIC RESUMES)
Brooke: ♪ You
♪ You make me happy
♪ You keep me laughing
♪ You make my world a better place
♪ My superstar My superstar
♪ You shine so bright Into my heart
♪ My superstar My superstar
♪ You shine so bright Into my heart
♪ My super crew Stick together like super glue
♪ We got the moves like yeah
♪ We're shining bright
♪ Throws yours hands up to the blue sky
♪ You You make me happy
Manny: Sid? I never thought I'd say this, but you did a great job on the wedding. I owe you bigtime, pal.
Sid: You sure do. Here's my bill.
Manny: What?
Sid: Father of the bride pays for the wedding. It's a tradition I just invented.
Manny: Wait a minute, this is ridiculous. Look what you're charging for flowers!
Sid: Flowers ain't cheap.
Manny: No! They're free! We're in a forest! This bill is outrageous!(Earth had been saved, and Manny and Ellie were back to a harmonious relationship. All was good with the Ice Age herd)
(INT. CAR — DAY. Wendy cruises, looking for an address. A box with "Attic" crossed out sits in the passenger seat. The car slows)
(EXT. HOUSE — DAY. Wendy grabs the box and gets out)
(TRACK IN – The hand slot of the University box, left behind)
(POV – UNIVERSITY BOX – Wendy crosses the street and approaches the house)
(Wendy stops, glances at the box. On the Post-It is written: DONATE TO: Inma 1225 Beanstalk Road, Faire City)
(TILT UP – The address on the front gate. It matches)
(Wendy sees Inma playing in the front yard, while her Mom and Dad garden nearby)
Inma: "Don't go in there! The bakery is haunted!" (another voice:) (SHUSHES) "Are you crazy? You'll wake up all the ghosts."(Wendy watches Inma play – exuberant and unself-conscious)
Inma: "Look out! The ghosts are throwing pies!" Splat! Splat! Splat!(Inma notices Wendy and immediately stops playing)
Inma: Mom.(Inma's Mom looks over, sees Wendy. She stands)
Mrs. Anderson: Wendy? Wendy: Hi.(Wendy lets herself in the gate)
MRS. ANDERSON: Wow. Look at you. Well, I hear you're off to the university.
Wendy: Yeah. Right now, actually.
Mrs. Anderson: So, what can we do for you?(Inma goes and stands behind her Mom)
Wendy: Uh, I have some fairies here.
MRS. ANDERSON: Ooh. You hear that, Inma?(Inma peeks around her Mom, curious)
Wendy: So, you're Inma?(She hunches down so she's eye to eye with her)
Wendy: I'm Wendy. Wendy Moira Angela Darling. Someone told me you're really good with fairies. These are mine, but I'm going away now, so I need someone really special to play with them.(Inma is uncertain. Wendy sits in front of her, cross-legged. She opens the box, pulls out Periwinkle and Blaze)
Wendy: This is Periwinkle, the curious and bubbly frost fairy in Winter. She learns that when her wings glow, she and Tinker Bell were sisters and she loves frosting and to go on adventures, with more than her bug pal, Blaze. (buzzes; then, as Peri) Here.(Inma looks at her Mom, who nods. She walks forward. Wendy gives Peri and Blaze to her. A smile escapes Inma)
(Wendy pulls out Iridessa)
Wendy: This is Iridessa, the most bright and focused light fairy who ever lived! She always looks on the bright side of things. She is warm and welcoming and makes all new fairies feel at ease.(Inma grins, takes her)
(Wendy pulls out Rosetta and Fawn)
Wendy: Rosetta is a true garden artist who likes bringing beauty into the world, except for bugs, dirt, mud or anything that will ruin her dress. And Fawn never judges a book by its cover. She loves all animals. You gotta keep 'em together, 'cause they're madly best friends.(Inma nods, takes them. Wendy pulls out Vidia and Silvermist)
Wendy: Now Vidia here is as confident and caring in her own way as any fast-flying fairy you could want. And Silvermist, she'll have a go-with-the-flow personality. As a sweet and sympathetic water fairy who can charm even the most stubborn dew drop, she knows just how to lend a helping hand.(Inma smiles, takes them. She pulls out the three Aliens)
Wendy: These little dudes. Are from a strange alien world. Moron Mountain.(She smiles. He hands them to her, then pulls out Zarina)
Wendy: And this (MIMICS PIRATE GROWL) is Captain Zarina, the ambitious dust keeper pirate fairy ever! Look, she is captivated by Blue Pixie Dust and teams up with the evil Captain Hook and the scheming pirates when her ideas get her into trouble.(Wendy hands over Zarina)
(Inma looks up, happily surrounded by Wendy's Never Land/Pixie Hollow fairies: Silvermist, Zarina, Iridessa, Fawn, Rosetta, Periwinkle, Vidia, Blaze, and the Aliens)
Wendy: Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.(Inma nods. She glances in the box. Her eyes go wide)
Inma: My tinker!(Wendy looks down, sees Tinker Bell lying in the box)
Wendy: Tinker Bell? What's she doing in there?(Wendy – amazed)
Inma: A jingling bell.(Inma giggles and reaches for her, but Wendy instinctively pulls Tink away. Inma looks at Wendy, confused)
(Wendy looks down at Tink, makes a decision)
(She holds Tink out – gentle and serious)
Wendy: Now, Tink, she's been my pal for as long as I can remember. She's brave, like a tinker fairy should be. And sweet. And sassy. But the thing that makes Tinker Bell special is she'll never give up on you. Ever. She'll be there for you, no matter what. You think you can take care of her for me? (she nods) Okay then.(She hands Tink to Inma. She hugs her)
(Wendy suddenly grabs Silvermist)
Wendy: Oh, no! Dr. Hurricane's attacking the haunted bakery! (MIMICS LASERFIRE)(Without missing a beat, Inma joins in the play)
Inma: The ghosts are getting away. Tinker Bell'll stop 'em!(She swoops Tink in the air. Wendy grabs Vidia and gives chase. They EXIT FRAME, laughing)
Wendy: Captain Zarina to the rescue!(EXT. INMA'S HOUSE — LATE AFTERNOON — MONTAGE. Inma and Wendy play together with all their Fairies)
INMA: And we'll actually need the rocket.
WENDY: They're getting away! Come on, Blaze!
INMA: We need to get in the spaceship. The volcano is gonna erupt.
WENDY: You can eat my poisonous scones!
INMA: Rosetta and Fawn are in trouble.(EXT. INMA'S HOUSE — DUSK. Wendy walks to her car, turns. Inma stands on the porch, the Fairies scattered at her feet. She clutches Tinker Bell)
(Inma makes Tink's arm wave at Wendy. Wendy smiles)
(She gets in her car. She takes one last look at all her Fairies on Inma's porch, and Tink in Inma's arms...)
Wendy: Thanks, guys.(...And pulls away)
Inma: Look, Mommy. They're all playing together.(Inma puts Tink down and runs to her mother's arms)
Mrs. Anderson: Come on. Let's get some lunch.(She scoops up Inma, swings her around. Mother and daughter laugh as they step into the house)
(On the porch, the Fairies come to life, sit up)
(Tinker Bell watches Wendy drive away)
Tinker Bell: So long, partner.(Zarina puts an arm around Tink)
(They watch Wendy drive off)
(The other Fairies gather around, and we...)
(CRANE UP TO)
(...Blue sky, and fluffy clouds)
(EXT. DARK FOREST — NIGHT. Elsa waved her arms and a bow tie made of ice appeared around Olaf's neck to replace his missing flower petal. He smiled and thanked her, appreciating the fancy touch)
Elsa: *Sure, it's nice to open a gift
*That's tied up with a perfect bow
Anna: *But the great present of all
*Was given to me long ago(Soon all the townspeople ran over, thrilled that the sisters had found Olaf. Ben, who had given Olaf a candy cane just hours before, was at the front of the group. A huge smile spread across his face when he saw that the snowman was safe)
(Ben runs up to him and handed Olaf one of his homemade candy canes)
Ben: Olaf!
Elsa: *It's something I would never trade
*It's the family that we've made
Ben: We were worried about you!
Anna: *'Cause when we're together
*I have everything on my list
Elsa: *And when we're together
*I have all I wished(A bunch of the other children ran to Olaf. They all held hands and danced around him in the snow, celebrating his safety)
Anna: *All around the Christmas tree
*There'll be dreams coming true
Elsa: *But when we're together
*Then my favorite gift is you(Just then, Elsa had an amazing idea: they could have the party with everyone out there in the woods! She waved her arms and created a beautiful little ice fence, lining a pathway for Olaf and his friends to run down. Then she waved her arms again and made an ice-skating rink!)
Anna:/Elsa: *I would travel miles and miles
*And I would follow any star
*I'd go almost any place
*If it's any place you are(Elsa grabbed Anna's hand, and they began to skate and dance happily across the rink. They pulled Kristoff and Olaf onto the ice, and soon everyone joined in, skating and having a great time. Even Oaken skated by, wearing another tiny towel! He was very graceful, and he jumped into the air on his skates, spun around, and landed perfectly, impressing everyone)
Elsa: *'Cause when we're together
Anna: *When we're together
Elsa: *I'll forever feel at home
*And when we're together
Anna: *When we're together
Elsa: *We'll be
Anna:/Elsa: *Safe and warm(The servants brought out all the trays of food from the castle and set them on ornate ice tables that Elsa had created. Olaf shared some hot cocoa with a group of kids. Everyone was so happy to be together)
Anna:/Elsa: Doesn't matter where we are
*If you're there with me
Elsa: *'Cause when we're together
*That's my favorite place to be(Elsa couldn't help adding another magical touch to the wonderful occasion. She stomped her foot, sending her magic through the ground. Suddenly, and ice tree sprang up and continued to grow and grow, towering in the night sky. It sparkled in the starlight, looking absolutely stunning)
Anna:/Elsa: *'Cause when we're together
Elsa: *It's a holiday every night
*And when we're together
*Then the season's bright(Elsa waved her arms and lanterns magically floated up, decorating the beautiful ice tree)
Elsa: *I don't need the bells to ring
Anna: *I don't need the bells
Elsa: *I'll know when it's here
Anna: *I'll know when it's here(Anna removed a little straw Olaf sculpture from the old wooden box and held it out to Elsa, who encased it in a star made of ice. Then she used her magic to float Olaf to the upper boughs of the tree. The snowman set the beautiful ice star at the very top. Elsa helped Olaf down, and then he landed on Sven's head and sat comfortably between his antlers)
Elsa: *'Cause when we're together,
Anna:/Elsa: *I could stay forever
*And when we're together
Olaf: *It's my favorite
Anna:/Elsa:/Olaf:/Kristoff: *Time of year*(Once the tree was complete, everyone took a moment to admire it. They gazed up at its beauty, appreciating being together)
Elsa: (kneeling beside Olaf) Well, I think Arendelle has a new tradition.
Anna: Thank you, Olaf.(With Elsa and Anna on either side of him, Olaf knew he was the luckiest snowman in the world. With the moonlight's reflection on the ice and the lanterns glowing against the tree, they were all perfectly happy. Everyone had gotten a surprise that holiday. It was their first–and best–winter together)
(THUMP! Just then, the stolen fruitcake fell from the sky and landed on Olaf's head, driving him into the snow)
OLAF: (GASPS) The fruitcake! It's a Christmas miracle!(EXT. THE UNIVERSE. ...to the universe where Mars is showing)
NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: Mars. The Red Planet. Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.(The narrator is Neil deBuck Weasel)
Neil deBuck Weasel: But billion and billion of years ago, Mars looked like this.(He used Mars to look a lot like Earth)
Neil deBuck Weasel: There were lakes, rivers, oceans, the perfect conditions for life to form. So, what happened?(EXT. EARTH, MARS' FORM — DAY.)
Neil deBuck Weasel: Why was life unable to take hold?(Scrat shows up, unable to keep control of his ship)
Scrat: (SCREAMING)
Mars Creature: (SCREAMING)(ON NEIL deBUCK WEASEL)
Neil deBuck Weasel: Where did the water go? (as Earth changed back to Mars) We may never know.(BACK ON MARS – Scrat dries the place out, wiping out all vegetation, water and other life form on the planet, making it uninhabitable. It kills strange Mars creatures, one witnessing it all)
Scrat: (WHISTLING)(Realizing what he had done, Scrat acts like nothing happens, returns back to his ship, then flees)
(THE END)
(INT. FROZEN EVER AFTER — IMAGINATION)
("12 Days of Christmas Part 1")
RAPUNZEL: *On the first day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*A partridge in a pear tree
CINDERELLA: On the second day of Christmas
*Our true love sent to me:
*Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel: *And a partridge in a pear tree
SNOW WHITE: *On the third day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White: *And a partridge in a pear tree
TIANA: *On the fourth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana: *And a partridge in a pear tree
BELLE: *On the fifth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to us:
*Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle: *And a partridge in a pear tree
MERIDA: *On the sixth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five golden rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida: *And a partridge in a pear tree
ARIEL: *On the seventh day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel: *And a partridge in a pear tree
JASMINE: *On the eighth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five golden rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine: *And a partridge in a pear tree
AURORA: *On the ninth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora: *And a partridge in a pear tree
POCAHONTAS: *On the tenth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Ten drummers drumming
Aurora: *Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five golden rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora:/Pocahontas: *And a partridge in a pear tree
MULAN: *On the eleventh day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
*Eleven Lords-a-leaping
Pocahontas: *Ten drummers drumming
Aurora: *Nine pipers piping
Jasmine: *Eight maids-a-milking
Ariel: *Seven swans-a-swimming
Merida: *Six geese-a-laying
Belle: *Five gold rings
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Cinderella:/Rapunzel:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora:/Pocahontas:/Mulan: *And a partridge in a pear tree
MOANA: *On the twelfth day of Christmas
*My true love sent to me:
Moana: Twelve ladies dancing!
(Twelve Rockettes appeared behind the tree)
Rockettes (Cinderella:, Jasmine:, Belle:, Ariel:, Aurora:, Snow White:, Mulan:, Rapunzel:, Tiana:, Pocahontas:, Merida:, and Moana:): *Jingle bells, jingle bells,
*Jingle all the way!
*Oh, what fun it is to ride
*In a one-horse open sleigh. Hey!
*Jingle bells, jingle bells,
*Jingle all the way!
*Oh, what fun it is to ride
*In a one-horse open sleigh.
Mulan: Eleven Lords-a-leaping!
Lord Chorus: *Deck the halls with boughs of holly
*Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
*Tis the season to be jolly
*Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
*Don we now our gay apparel
*Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
*Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
*Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pocahontas: Ten drummers drumming!
Children Chorus: *Toyland! Toyland!
*Wonderful girl and boy land
*While you dwell within it
*You are ever happy then
Aurora: *Nine pipers pipin'!
*Jolly old Saint Nicholas
*Lean your ear this way
*Don't you tell a single soul
*What I'm going to say
*Christmas Eve is coming soon
*Now, you dear old man
*Whisper what you'll bring to me,
*Tell me if you can
Jasmine: Eight maids-a-milking!
Maid Chorus: *O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
*How lovely are your branches
*O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
*How lovely are your branches
Jasmine: *You boughs are green in summer's glow
*And do not fade in winter's snow
Maid Chorus: *O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
*How lovely are your branches
Ariel: Seven swans-a-swimming!
*Here we come a-caroling
*Among the leaves green
*Here we come a-wand'ring
*So fair to be seen
*Love and joy come to you
*And to you glad tidings, too
*And God bless you and send you a happy New Year
*And God send you a happy New Year
Merida: Six geese-a-laying!
*Christmas is coming,
*The goose is getting fat
*Please to put a penny
*In the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny
*A halfpenny will do
*If you haven't got a halfpenny
*Then God bless you
Belle: Five golden rings.
*Up on the housetop, the reindeer pause
*Out jumps good old Santa Claus
*Down through the chimney with lots of toys
*All for the little ones' Christmas joys
*Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
*Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
*Up on the housetop, click, click, click!
*Down through the chimney with good St. Nick
Tiana: *Four calling birds
Snow White: *Three French hens
Cinderella: *Two turtle doves
Rapunzel: *And a partridge in a pear tree
Rapunzel:/Cinderella:/Snow White:/Tiana:/Belle:/Merida:/Ariel:/Jasmine:/Aurora:/Pocahontas:/Mulan:/Moana: *We wish you a merry Christmas
*We wish you a merry Christmas
*We wish you a merry Christmas
*And a happy New Year
(They board the viking boat)
OAKEN: Yoo-hoo! For your safety, please keep arms, feet, and legs inside the boat bed. And watch the little ones, yah? (CHUCKLES) (SPANISH SAFETY SPIEL)(Attraction begins. Winter Wonderland; OLAF and SVEN)
Olaf: (GASPS) Oh-oh-oh! *Do you wanna build a snowman
*Come on, I know you do
*Elsa's making magic winter show
*With summer snow for Sven and me and you
Olaf: We're going to Elsa's ice palace. You and you and you. All of you! See you there!
(SVEN GRUNTS)(Boats enter TROLL VALLEY)
TROLL CHILD: Tell us a story again.
TROLL CHILDREN: Please?
Grand Pabbie: On a day, very much like today, Anna saved her sister with an unselfish act of true love, and thaw a frozen heart.
Troll Child #1: Oh, and now they're best friends.
Grand Pabbie: Indeed.
Troll Child #2: Hey, you're going to the ice palace. Lucky. Bye!(The Lift)
(Boats enter ELSA'S ICE PALACE)
Olaf: Welcome to Elsa's ice palace.
Olaf: (VOCALIZING)
*For the first time in forever
*I'm so glad you came along
*For the first time in forever
*Every another song
*Watch this next night
*Skating, skating celebrate
You're here!
Anna: *For my sister's magic night
Kristoff: Are you ready to see Elsa?
Anna: Say, we're born ready.
Anna: *For the first time in forever
Anna:/Kristoff: *We get to share this frozen fun
*For the first time in forever
*Elsa's finding everyone
Anna: *Would you say I'm elated or gassy
Kristoff: *Let's just call it delight
Anna:/Kristoff: *'Cause for the first time in forever
You're here!
Anna: *For my sister's magic night(Boats pass ELSA)
Elsa: *It's time to see what I can do
*To test the limits and break through
*No right, no wrong
*No rules for me
*I'm free!(Boats begin to travel backward)
Elsa: *Let it go! Let it go!
*I am one with the wind and sky
*Let it go! Let it go!
*You'll never see me cry
*Here I stand
*In the light of day
*Let the storm rage on!
*The cold never bothered me anyway(Boats continue moving backward and look like they are going to go over the waterfall. MARSHMALLOW and SNOWGIES)
Marshmallow: I'm free!(Boats alter course and plunge forward down a small drop. They pass the Arendelle castle with fireworks in the sky and pull in to ELSA, ANNA, and OLAF)
Olaf: (VOCALIZING)
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *The hot and the cold are both so intense
Olaf: *Put them together It just makes sense
(SCATTING)
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
Olaf: *But put me in summer and I'll be a...
Elsa:/Anna: *Happy snowman?
Olaf: Exactly!
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *When life gets rough
*I like to hold on to my dream
*Relaxing in the summer sun
Olaf: *Just letting off steam
Olaf: *Oh, the sky will be blue
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *And you guys will be there, too
OLAF: *When I finally do what frozen things do
Elsa:/Anna:/Olaf: *In summer!(They pull in to the unload dock)
OAKEN: Yoo-hoo! Bye-bye. Please remained seated until the boat comes to the complete stop at the dock, and watch the little ones, yah? Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye!(Guests exit boats and proceed to–)
cast
mae whitman – tinker bell
josh gad – olaf
christina hendricks – zarina
idina menzel – elsa
lucy hale – periwinkle
kristen bell – anna
ray romano – manny
john leguizamo – sid
denis leary – diego
simon pegg – buck
jeff bridges – lotso
adam devine – julian
greg kinnear – ken
peter linz – walter / statler / robin / rizzo the rat / link hogthrob
megan hilty – rosetta
matt vogel – kermit the frog / floyd pepper / lew zealand / camilla
lucy liu – silvermist
eric jacobson – miss piggy / fozzie bear / animal
raven-symoné – iridessa
dave goelz – the great gonzo / dr. bunsen honeydew / beauregard / waldorf / zoot
ginnifer goodwin – fawn
david rudman – scooter / janice / beaker
pamela adlon – vidia
bill barretta – rowlf / dr. teeth / pepé the king prawn
jonathan groff – kristoff
seann william scott – crash
josh peck – eddie
keke palmer – peaches
queen latifah – ellie
sarah bolger – wendy
jodi benson – barbie
jessie j – brooke
alyvia alyn lind – inma
wanda sykes – granny
jesse tyler ferguson – shangri llama
nick offerman – gavin
grey delisle – mrs. darling
max greenfield – roger
jennifer lopez – shira
alan tudyk – robo-phone
jonathan banks – chuckles
eleanor cox – victoria
penélope cruz – spanish zarina
stephanie beatriz – gertie
john rhys-davis – mr. pricklepants
jennifer hale – mrs. anderson
ruby barnhill – young wendy / pea #1
mindy kaling – trixie
michael strahan – teddy
neil degrasse tyson – neil debuck weasel
harland williams – buttercup
jena malone – dolly
chris williams – oaken
chris wedge – scrat
john cygan – twitch
jeff pidgeon – aliens
allison janney – stretch
jack angel – chunk
eliza pollack zebert – blaze
anjelica huston – queen clarion
jan rabson – sparks
bobby moynihan – bookworm
melissa rauch – francine
john de lancie – mr. olsen
lauri fraser – mrs. olsen
simon pegg – pythagorus buck / robo buck
lilly singh – misty and bubbles
livvy stubernrauch – pea # 2 / young anna
hayden rolence – pea #3
benjamin deters – candy cane kid
eva bella – young elsa
jennifer hale – cinderella
linda larkin – jasmine
paige o'hara – belle
jodi benson – ariel
kate higgins – aurora
katherine von till – snow white
ming-na – mulan
mandy moore – rapunzel
anika noni rose – tiana
irene bedard – pocahontas
kelly macdonald – merida
auli'i cravalho – moana
ciarán hinds – grand pabbie
paul briggs – marshmallow
thomas lennon – scribble
carlos ponce – mariachi beaver
jack willis – frog
additional voices
evan agos • stephen j. anderson • carlos alazraqui
abraham benrubi • cassidy may benullo • jenica bergere
eric bradley • reid bruton • amick byram
sarah chalke • june christopher • david cowgill
kevin deters • monique donnelly • holly dorff
moosie drier • terri douglas • amy fogerson
teresa ganzel • jackie gonneau • scott graff
jess harnell • bridget hoffman • angie jaree
pat lentz • hope levy • katie lowes
danny mann • baraka may • scott menville
jeremy milton • edie mirman • laraine newman
colleen o'shaughnessey • paul pape • ashley peldon
raymond s. persi • juan pope • jasper randall
lynwood robinson • maddix robinson • sarah-nicole robles
jessica rotter • fletcher sheridan • ashley silverman
margaux susi • pepper sweeney • kari wahlgren
james kevin ward • stevie wermers-skelton • colette whitaker
gerald white • joe whyte • matthew wood
ruth zalduondo • david zyler
(The message reads: TO THE LOVING MEMORY OF DAN GERSON (1966-2016), known for Big Hero 6, Monsters, Inc., Chicken Little, and Cars 3)
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