Friday, November 18, 2022

Disenchanted off-screen subtitles

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PIP: Once upon a time
in a magical kingdom called Andalasia,
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-(BABBLES)
PIP: And her name was Giselle.
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CHIPMUNK 1: New York City
New York City
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CHIPMUNK 2: There she met Robert,
who was a lawyer with dreamy eyes
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BOTH: Come on! Read it again, Dad.
CHIPMUNK 1: Get over here!
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GISELLE: I know that change can be
scary, bit it can also be exciting.
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PIP: And so they
packed up and moved...
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GISELLE: Isn't it wonderful?
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-(GISELLE CHUCKLES)
-MORGAN: Our house is like a castle.
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MORGAN: Mm-hmm.
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GISELLE:
Well, you never know, Morgan.
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ROBERT: Here it is.
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GISELLE: Oh, good.
The walls are back up.
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MORGAN: The walls were down?
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GARDENER: A new baby in town.
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-Oh.
-CONTRACTOR: Whoa! Watch yourself!
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CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
I'm all right!
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GISELLE: Okay, keep them closed.
ROBERT: Don't open your eyes.
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-(GASPS)
-MORGAN: Okay.
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MORGAN: This is... wow.
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GISELLE: I know I got carried away,
and you can change anything.
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ROBERT: Yeah. She made them
promise that it would be done.
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ROBERT: Uh, yeah.
MORGAN: Yeah.
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-That's my stuff! Oh, help!
-ROBERT: Smother the flame!
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-What...
-ROBERT: Grab a blanket!
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MORGAN: Put it out.
ROBERT: Careful!
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-Oh!
-MORGAN: I can't.
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ROBERT: (COUGHS AND SIGHS)
Those were all of my clothes!
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NEIGHBOR 1: Hello, hello!
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NEIGHBOR 1: What are you? Color-
blind? That's not green. That's aqua.
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-(GASPS) Oh.
-NEIGHBOR 3: Oh.
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-Rosaleen and Ruby!
-RUBY: Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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ROBERT: Oh, they smell so good.
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-Oh. (CHUCKLES)
-ROBERT: (CHUCKLES) Oh! Wow.
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-ROBERT: Really?
-(GASPS)
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-(GRUNTS) Thank you.
-GISELLE: Thank you.
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ROBERT: Good night.
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MORGAN: Mom.
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GISELLE: Hmm?
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ROBERT: Ow!
We gotta move these boxes.
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-Oh, my God. What is that smell?
-GISELLE: Oh!
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-Oh! I am so sorry! Are you okay?
-GISELLE: Oh, no!
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-ROBERT: Oh, my goodness!
-Oh, my God! The...
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-ROBERT: So sorry.
-(RUMBLING)
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GISELLE: Oh, the king
and queen of Andalasia?
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-NANCY: A girl!
-Hi.
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-NANCY: Oh, hi!
-Hey.
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EDWARD: Hmm.
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GISELLE: An Andalasian wishing wand.
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NANCY: Yeah, well,
that's teenagers for you.
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-Oh, yes. It's fine.
-EDWARD: Hmm.
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EDWARD: Hmm?
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CONDUCTOR ON PA:
Metro North to Grand Central Station.
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STUDENT: Oh, I gotta go in!
Save me a seat!
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-Oh, my.
-ROSALEEN: Very nice!
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ROSALEEN: Her son Tyson's won
prince three years in a row.
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GISELLE: That's right.
MORGAN: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
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STUDENT 1: Hey.
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FRIEND 1: Dipset, bro.
FRIEND 2: Let's go, man!
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STUDENT 2: Ew.
Look what she's wearing.
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-Whoa. That's a lot of flowers.
-STUDENT 3: Like, a lot.
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BARISTA: Extra large cappuccino
with five shots.
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-There it is.
-BARISTA: Hmm.
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-RUBY: (SIGHS) Oh?
-Wow, you guys move really quickly.
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GISELLE: And there you go.
There you go.
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STUDENT: Who is Morgan?
GISELLE: I'm glad you like them.
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-Morgan. Morgan.
-ROSALEEN: Oh.
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-Oh.
-MALVINA: Take it all down. All of it.
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ROBERT: She's never been this
late without calling.
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ROBERT: She didn't mean that.
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PIP: Oh, okay. (CHATTERS)
GISELLE: Yes. (CHUCKLES)
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BLUEBIRD 1: Good morning.
Good morning.
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-BLUEBIRD 2: Good morning, Giselle.
-(GRUNTS)
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ROBERT: Well, I'm off.
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VILLAGER 1: Good morning.
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-(GASPING CONTINUES)
-VILLAGER 2: Yes.
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VILLAGER: Out. Out.
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MIRROR: Nope.
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ROSALEEN: (GASPS)
But it's always you.
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-You two, get it for me!
-ROSALEEN: Hmm.
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SALESPERSON: Miss Giselle?
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MORGAN: Oh.
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ROSALEEN: (WHISPERS)
Over to the right.
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MORGAN: Well, perhaps I can mend it.
GISELLE: No. No mending.
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GISELLE: I'll just march right down
there and demand an explanation.
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PIP: Uh, hey, slow down.
Where are we going?
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PIP: Well, Monrolasia
might be different.
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-(GRUNTING, GROANING)
-GISELLE: Oh, Pip.
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VILLAGER 1: What are we to do?
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VILLAGER 2: I'm not going in there.
You go in.
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VILLAGER 3: Well, I'm certainly
not going in there.
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VILLAGER 4: Good on you.
VILLAGER 5: Oh!
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VILLAGER 6: Hey!
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-GISELLE: Good.
-What kinda clock do you mean?
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-PIP: Where is it?
-Yes, yes, yes. It's right...
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GISELLE: Oh. (SIGHS)
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VILLAGER 1: Oh, that's nice.
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-VILLAGER 2: What is she wearing?
-(ALL LAUGH)
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VENDOR: Sugar dates,
figs and pistachios!
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TYSON: So, I assume you'll
be attending the ball this evening?
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ROSALEEN: I'll give it to her!
She likes me when I give her things.
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-RUBY: But I'm the one who got it!
-I'm the one that pulled you out.
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-RUBY: (SQUEALS) Gotcha!
-(SCROLL GROANS)
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SCROLL: Don't ask me.
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VENDOR: Apples! Juicy apples!
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-I...
-GISELLE: Hmm.
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GISELLE: You look like you're
good with children.
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GISELLE: Indeed!
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MALVINA: Indeed.
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MORGAN: A what?
What the heck is that?
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TROLL: Oh.
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NANCY: And then what?
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-(GASPS)
-MORGAN: I'm not sure, exactly.
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FAIRY: We're your garden fairies.
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GISELLE: Robert.
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GISELLE: Drive!
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-DRIVER: Hyah!
-(WHIP CRACKS)
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-GISELLE: I'll never forget you.
-Whoa.
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NANCY: Morgan, it will.
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YOUNG MORGAN:
Are you really a princess?
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NANCY: Edward.
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ROSALEEN: I should be at that party.
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-RUBY: Well, maybe she likes toads.
-(ROSALEEN CHUCKLES)
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RUBY: Okay, then go.
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-(GASPS)
-RUBY: Ooh.
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ROSALEEN: Oh, it's gonna be like that?
RUBY: Uh-huh.
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SCROLL: Watch it!
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VILLAGER: Make way! Make way!
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MALVINA: Stupid chair!
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-MALVINA: Hmm. (CHUCKLING)
-(RIBBITING)
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ROBERT: Morgan!
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MORGAN: Dad!
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TYSON: Mother, stop this!
ROBERT: Giselle!
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GISELLE: This is a very nice place.
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ROBERT: Yeah.
GISELLE: This is a date.
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-She's very kind and very sweet.
-ROBERT: Yeah.
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YOUNG MORGAN: Giselle!
GISELLE: I'm right here, Morgan.
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MORGAN: Hey, wait for me!
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GISELLE: I'm not going anywhere.
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ROBERT: You'll always be
a princess to me.
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YOUNG MORGAN:
Higher! Higher, Mom!
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GISELLE: Oh.
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GISELLE: Oh, no.
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MALVINA: Stop!
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-(MALVINA LAUGHS)
-ROBERT: Morgan.
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MALVINA: Oh, and I shall.
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-MORGAN: What's happening?
-(GROANS, PANTS)
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-Are you okay?
-GISELLE: I don't know.
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TYSON: I'm coming with you.
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ROBERT: Hold on!
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-(GROANS)
-MORGAN: Please.
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ROBERT: (SIGHS) Good morning.
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-GISELLE: (CHUCKLES) Okay.
-(MALVINA CHUCKLES)
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PIP: And so, a new story for Giselle
and her family began in Monroeville.
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-And Morgan...
-TYSON: Hey, Morgan!
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PIP: Well, she was still a teenager.
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NANCY: I am so sorry I'm late.
-(CHUCKLES) Oh!
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-Okay. Great.
-GISELLE: Shall we feast?
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-NANCY: Absolutely.
-What can I get you?
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-All right. (CHUCKLES, GROANS)
-NANCY: Oh!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-CHILD: (GRUNTS) Got you!
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