(In Arendelle)
Elsa: Let the holidays begin!
Mrs. Darling: Wendy's going to college. Can you believe it? What are you going with these old Fairies?(Wendy stuffs the Pixie Fairies into the box)
(The van takes off)
_________________________________
NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how the universe came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? Or something much, much... Dumber.(An alien ship warms up)
(Scrat put seat-belts on. He wears a technical eye scanner and takes the buttons, turning on the Blast Off Mix. Scrat takes off)
(DiSNEY)
(Scrat's alien ship zooms and crashes into the Moon, sending the asteroid towards Earth)
Sid: Uh, does that look like a problem to you?(A falling asteroid)
Buck: There she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us.(Crash and Eddie drumming but Manny cuts them off)
Manny: Do you mind?
Anna: Do we have any traditions, Elsa?
Elsa: I'm sorry, Anna. It's my fault we don't have a family tradition._________________________________
(FROM THE CREATORS OF–)
Tinker Bell: Okay. Calm down, guys. Let's just keep this in perspective.(–FROZEN & MUPPETS & FAIRIES' WINTERY SECRET–)
Iridessa: Where is she taking us?(–MOANA, ZOOTOPIA & TINKER BELL'S NEVERZOOTROPOLIS LEGEND–)
Periwinkle: I should have seen this coming.
Zarina: We'll be fine, Periwinkle.(–and BIG HERO 6)
Iridessa: Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!(The whole package tilts and falls off the count – SPLAT!!!)
(The Fairies spill out. They look up)
Jack-In-The Box: New Fairies!(The Joyland elves cheered and burst into smiles)
(Silvermist, Vidia and Barbie shakes hands with Stretch the octopus)
(Zarina extends her hand to Sparks the robot)
Zarina: Captain Zarina at your service.
Lotso: Welcome to Joyland, folks.(NEW WORLDS TO DISCOVER)
Lotso: You'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya.
Fawn: (reaches for an insect man) May I? (LAUGHS)(He flexes obligingly. She fells his arm, GIGGLES. Rosetta looks on. She flexes her own arm)
(NEW THINGS TO LEARN)
(Tinker Bell and her new friends were on the laptop. An IM WINDOW pops up on the SCREEN)
Tinker Bell: Who's Velocistar237?(Trixie the Triceratops pushes in)
Trixie: Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street. That's nothing. Let me just take care of that. (beat) Just a dinosaur._________________________________
Olaf: Sven! We're go and find the best traditions Anna and Elsa have ever seen!(JOIN THE SEARCH)
Olaf: Are you with me?(Sven high-fives Olaf but accidentally knocks his arm off)
Olaf: Ow!
Manny: We're facing extinction, Buck.
Buck: No worse. This tablet holds the key. We go to the crash site, search for cosmic clues and figure out how to stop it.
Manny: Who's dumb enough to think they can stop an asteroid?
Crash and Eddie: Crash and Eddie, reporting for duty.
Eddie: (LAUGHS) Doody.(He and Crash laugh)
(Olaf rides the sleigh pulled by Sven)
Olaf: We're going door-to-door, looking for family traditions.
Maid: We made candy canes together.(Olaf puts a candy cane on his face and he get hypnotized)
Olaf: Sugar rush!
Narrator: The end of the revival...(The asteroid blows up Earth)
Gavin: While you run for your lives, we'll be high in the sky, safe as those birdies.(One meteor hits a bird)
Gavin: Lucky shot.(More meteors hits more birds)
Diego: Oh, boy.
Narrator: Is just the beginning...
Manny: What is this place?
Brooke: Geotopia!
Narrator: Of a new age.
Buck: The secret to saving the world is here.(Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia aardvark holds)
Brooke: Shangri Llama, can you help?
Shangri Llama: Yes, but first, downward dog!(Manny, Sid and Diego do the downward dog pose)
Shangri Llama: Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.(Sid gets tied up with Granny)
Sid: Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.(They gasp)
Olaf: You cut down the tree and then you dress its corps with candles.
Olaf: I love it!_________________________________
(SO MUCH TO SEE)
LOTSO: Ken? We've got guests!(Ken opens the door)
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying.
Ken: Folks, if you want to step right this way...(He turns, sees Barbie. She looks up, sees him)
(Sparks fly. MUSIC swells. Destiny calls. They approach)
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie.
Ken: Love your legwarmers.
Barbie: Nice ascot._________________________________
(FROM DISNEY)
Manny: Okay, let's do it!
Gavin: These are the guys who were gonna save the world.
Julian: We look so cool, like a ninja! (trips and falls)
Granny: Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
Periwinkle: We can have a whole new life here, Tink.
Tinker Bell: We're the fairies of Pixie Hollow!(Ken and the other Gang gamble)
Ken: Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits? Any keepers?
Stretch: Oh, please!
Ken: That pirate guy, she could be useful.
Iridessa: Oh, I want to get played with.
Zarina: Uh, Dessa?
Narrator: The defining chapter...
Eddie: We have superpowers!(Manny and Diego got electro-furred. They did the same thing to Sid)
Olaf: Breaking and entering.
Man: Shh.
Olaf: Okay on Christmas.
Narrator: In a greatest saga...
Sid: You're the wind beneath my fleas, the alige of my eye.
Brooke: I'm getting butterflies!
Manny: I'm getting nauseous.
Narrator: Of all time.
Buck: Let my mammals pass!
Diego: That's never gonna work.
Buck: Hold on to your butts.(The moon passes by, creating a water gateway)
All: Ooh!(Crash pushes Diego's jaw closed)
Lotso: They just love new Fairies, now, don't they?(The electrical storm)
Rosetta: (GROANING) It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Silvermist: Uh, I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.
Olaf: Ooh! Look, another reindeer. Hi!
Olaf: Wow, we're making a really good time!_________________________________
(THIS HOLIDAY SEASON)
Olaf: Let's go find their tradition!
Lotso: You got a play-date with destiny!
Fawn: She's looking for us. Wendy's looking for us!
Tinker Bell: Listen up. We're busting out of here.
Wendy: Tinker Bell's no ordinary fairy. She's brave.
Periwinkle: We gotta get you home before Wendy leaves tomorrow!(Tinker Bell tries to use the kite)
Wendy: But the thing that makes Tinker Bell special is she'll never give up on you. Ever.
Olaf: I love when taking the coals off once in a while, you know what I mean?
Tinker Bell: Uh, hello?
ROBO-PHONE: You and your friends ain't ever getting out of here.
Fawn: (GASPS)
Sid: We're gonna stop this thing. Bada-bing, bada-boom!(Asteroid hits the ground, throwing dust, ash and soot)
Sid: Forget I said boom._________________________________
(Tinker Bell on railroad train)
Zarina: And what's important now is we stay together.
Silvermist: They'll never make it!(Tinker Bell plummets but something breaks the fall)
Olaf: The fruit cake!(He eats it, but ends up coming out of him)
Anna: Whoa. Gross.
Olaf: That went right through me.(SHOTS – Zarina leaps up, Barbie takes her scarf away from Ken, and Tinker Bell being chased by lynxes)
(TINKER BELL'S ENCHANTED BEYOND)
Tinker Bell: Where's Rosetta?_________________________________
(Rosetta was wrapped in a blanket, half-naked)
Rosetta: You would not believe what I've been through tonight, sugar.(NOVEMBER 22 in 3D and REAL D 3D WITH DISNEY PIXAR'S COCO)
